Anime Abandon - Galerians: Rion

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  • @henrylidstone6391
    @henrylidstone6391 6 років тому +351

    How TF do you have an evil, black clad, anti-version of your main character 'Rion' and NOT name him 'Noir'?? Seriously!

    • @drsatanrx
      @drsatanrx 6 років тому +28

      Because japan

    • @Cybershroom
      @Cybershroom 6 років тому +21

      @@drsatanrx Because philosophy is too hard.

    • @hypershock0storm479
      @hypershock0storm479 6 років тому +21

      r/missedopportunity

    • @drsatanrx
      @drsatanrx 6 років тому +15

      @@Cybershroom well, writing in english is way different than it is in japanese. Are they using kanji? Maybe the way to write Rion backwards would actually change it to bulldog instead of Noir. Kinda like how ariana granda just got a tattoo that is a brand of grill rather than it saying 7 rings. Japanese is a weird language and writing it is even stranger.

    • @clayisahottie
      @clayisahottie 6 років тому +9

      I also blame Dorothy's twisted take on religion playing a part in naming him Caine as well.

  • @pathfindersavant3988
    @pathfindersavant3988 6 років тому +170

    Waittaminute. This isn't a RE knock-off...This is a Parasite Eve knock-off!

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 років тому +3

      Yup, with evil statue lady with eye in her mouth n' all BABY!

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 6 років тому +8

      Which itself was spiritual successor to Resident Evil.

    • @pathfindersavant3988
      @pathfindersavant3988 6 років тому +16

      @@animeotaku307 which makes this a knock-off of a knock-off!

    • @tassadarc8069
      @tassadarc8069 6 років тому +1

      Dun dun DUNNNNN

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 6 років тому +4

      Little bit of column A, little bit of column B I guess.

  • @TheDelusionmaster
    @TheDelusionmaster 6 років тому +123

    So, in the game, the original Rion was killed after Mother captured him and experimented on him. Then she brilliantly made a Galerian and implanted all of the original Rion's memories including the half of the code meant to kill her into the new Rion just so she could take care of the second half of the code which would be useless without the first half. And then she created Cain as a third copy (presumably without Rion's memories) to stop Rion and exposition dump this. Yeah, this story is hot garbage but I spent my childhood playing this trash.

    • @grahamcarpenter5135
      @grahamcarpenter5135 6 років тому +4

      Jesus christ! And you're telling me this Artificial "Intelligence" (lol) somehow managed to take over the world!?

    • @andresmarrero8666
      @andresmarrero8666 6 років тому +3

      @@grahamcarpenter5135 it makes logical sense really. Without the memories he would have never sought her out and thus the unknown threat would have never been located. The evil version was then created as a hastily created countermeasure and to play mind games. All in all, not a bad plan but like usual with villains that have a god complex it was her arrogance, lack of understanding, failure to actively create an appropriate countermeasure, and overlooking the details that brought her end.

    • @onijester56
      @onijester56 6 років тому +8

      Actually, it may be presented as trash but the ideas aren't that flawed intrinsically.
      If the Galerians had some bodily limit aspect (like how test-tube clones usually melt after a couple minutes/hours/whatever) because of the immense power they have taking such a toll on the body, Rion could have been the experiment granting resistance/immunity. He could carry that code but not express it himself, allowing the "pure Galerian code" to be copied and used for subsequent Galerians so they don't overtax themselves into melting. Also making the code more-literally, like, a computer code.
      Original Rion dies from the stress, but Mother (before or after using the "pure Galerian code" as the new baseline) recreates him with a clone...including the "self-destruct" code so that he could be used as a kill-switch sleeper-agent against "rogue" Galerians. However, part of that code brought Original Rion's memories with it.
      This would justify his ease in overcoming other Galerians, and make the fights less, well, bad. He could even have the subconscious implant to eliminate what's-her-name who similarly developed such a disconnect between the "pure code" and "self-destruct code". Thus his desire to find her and the story leading him to her.
      -----
      Cain in this context is a "refined" Rion Clone, being able to activate the kill-switch in Rion although without the memories associated with it in the player's Rion that enable him to revolt.
      ------
      Admittedly I don't know how the code itself works in the game or OVA, so I might be missing something. But this should be a generally-applicable method that doesn't mess with the story too badly. (It would, however, benefit from a few line-changes/dubs to integrate the mechanics reliably).

    • @DSan-kl2yc
      @DSan-kl2yc 6 років тому +3

      I thought it was alright. Remember seeing this on G4 late at night.

    • @Vigriff
      @Vigriff 6 років тому +2

      @@DSan-kl2yc I miss G4.

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 6 років тому +126

    WITH MIND BULLETS! That's telekinesis, Kyle!
    Now, how about the power...to move you?

    • @antonkishkovskyi8392
      @antonkishkovskyi8392 6 років тому +5

      Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 років тому +3

      Sounds more like a discount Parasite Eve ripoff then RE.

    • @DFloyd84
      @DFloyd84 6 років тому +2

      (raises hand) Um, that is also telekinesis.

    • @GaijinGuy36
      @GaijinGuy36 3 роки тому +2

      Damn. Beat me to it!

  • @warped_rider
    @warped_rider 6 років тому +60

    9:53 I mean, if I could levitate I'd be doing that too...

  • @LimakPan
    @LimakPan 6 років тому +31

    By the way, Galerians: Ash begins with a run-down of the story from the first game, making this OVA obsolete even for people who'd be starting their misadventure in the sequel.

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 2 роки тому +1

      Well no, they needed ps2 level cgi and they were making it for ash but they decided to remake every cutscene and release it. Ash starts with footage from galerians rion and not the original game

  • @Cybershroom
    @Cybershroom 6 років тому +28

    GALERIANS!? HOLY CRAP.
    I never expected Galerian's to show up here.

  • @wagesofsinn3881
    @wagesofsinn3881 6 років тому +10

    "I'm sorry. Password, 'REAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGHGHGHGHG!' not recognized."

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh 6 років тому +9

    I WATCHED THIS ON MTV many many many years ago
    holy smokes I feel old. I am not gonna lie I enjoyed this movie and it still has a special place in my heart lol

  • @JakobKaine_BrickJAK
    @JakobKaine_BrickJAK 6 років тому +39

    Okay, I was wrong. I still want him to do Puni Puni Poemy someday.

    • @jarhead19800506
      @jarhead19800506 6 років тому

      He already did

    • @jarhead19800506
      @jarhead19800506 4 роки тому

      @Janeiro I there was a 2 episode dvd of that, he did that and excel saga both

  • @vistea1
    @vistea1 6 років тому +48

    Is it sad to say that despite never playing or ever hearing about the Galerian franchise, I want to play it now?

    • @VGJustice
      @VGJustice 6 років тому +7

      Speaking as someone who has played Galerians, I have only this advice: Don't.

    • @ShadowWolfRising
      @ShadowWolfRising 6 років тому +5

      I think there's a retsupurae of it, go watch that.

    • @azamonra
      @azamonra 6 років тому +7

      I don't know about the first game but the sequel, Galerians: Ash, is ok. I liked it at least but I've got a soft spot for these types of weird C-list titles that ape better games.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 років тому +3

      Time to emulate!

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому +2

      @vistea1 Just play RE4. And if you've already played it, play it again. Trust me. Whatever this game is, RE4 is far more worth your time. And this is coming from a guy who has only played RE4 in the series. And it's still one of the best and most solid games around.

  • @Turbo_Waitress
    @Turbo_Waitress 6 років тому +11

    That show Cinematech that ran on G4 used to show cutscenes from Galerians: Ash. They were so intriguingly uncanny valley and stilted that I ended up buying the PS2 game out of morbid curiosity (it was in the bargain bin). It was odd.

  • @InhumanFan98
    @InhumanFan98 2 роки тому +3

    Its easy to explain. Rion once existed, alive and was best friends with lilia. Dorothy (mother) created cain to get her but his eyes were green and she knew the girl would know so she restarted, creating rion. She copied the original rions brain into her galerian copy of him. He ended up fighting his way out of the mega hospital so she sent birdman and the other galerians out to kill him since he was going rogue. When he brought lilia to the mushroom tower to confront dorophy (mother) she ordered him to kill her, hoping she had some control over him since he was so close to her.
    Aka rion is a galerian copy of the original with the same memorys so lilia would trust him so he could bring her to mother

  • @IsiahTomas
    @IsiahTomas 6 років тому +16

    2:45 " 'That's telekinesis', he said ominously." -Any Elcor.
    He wrote probably factually.
    Probably.

  • @rumbleroller2154
    @rumbleroller2154 6 років тому +14

    When they featured this on MTV they added some amazing music to the dubbed version. Its like they added what was missing from the movie. I am so nostalgic for the Galerians. Movie. Not the game.
    Oh yeah. All the characters sure did look super pissed all the time..lol

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому +2

      I mean, one running theme in the game is that Rion is managing his anger via medicine, so him being pissed is on par for the course (though the game was a whole lot less edgy).

  • @SLAUGHTERAMA
    @SLAUGHTERAMA 6 років тому +27

    Ugh. My teenage years coming back to haunt me, Sage.

  • @LunaP1
    @LunaP1 6 років тому +8

    I actually have the dvd for this. I wish they made a second movie for the second game. And remake both games while they’re at it.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому

      The company is probably not around anymore, as sad as it is. Would love a remaster for the first game, though.

  • @RoninRen
    @RoninRen 6 років тому +15

    in that case for CGI anime, looking forward to your Halloween review of Gregory Horror Show,

  • @FrozenGoblin
    @FrozenGoblin 6 років тому +12

    I watched this years ago with no context to the game. It was a trip.

  • @thefauxpersona5979
    @thefauxpersona5979 6 років тому +3

    I always thought I'd have to lend you my copy of Galerians: Rion in order for you to review it, but I'm glad that wasn't the case. The Galerians "franchise" is a guilty pleasure of mine and the fact that there's still a small yet hardcore fanbase proves that it had something special/unique about it's concept but suffered poor execution. I'm one of those that are glad to have gotten the movie overseas despite the shortcomings it had. It still looks ahead of it's time in terms of production value in my opinion. P.S. For those curious I got into the series with Galerians: Ash.

  • @PasticheofSkin
    @PasticheofSkin 6 років тому +52

    Oh no.... Its happening.... Oh god no... Not liek this.... Galerians... The nightmares.... They are coming back 0_o from ps1 to anime dvd I have both.... End the pain please!

  • @mild_meme
    @mild_meme 6 років тому +1

    Holy shit, my dude. I took a break from your videos for a long while, and just came back today. You are looking fucking amazing! Good job!

  • @DrIzixs
    @DrIzixs 6 років тому +4

    So this was what was playing on the screens at the goth night club event that one time in the early 2000s... It was a strange time.

  • @capthavic
    @capthavic 6 років тому +17

    Anyone else going to rewatch the Retsupurae commentary after this? :D

    • @BoojieBaker
      @BoojieBaker 6 років тому +1

      I just might! x)

    • @Himiko_Void
      @Himiko_Void 6 років тому +1

      You damn Hell bet I will!

    • @Foolster41
      @Foolster41 6 років тому +1

      My first thought when he shows the footage and said the title, was "Oh yeah, I remember this game! Retsuprae covered this one!"

    • @Hyakureiki
      @Hyakureiki 6 років тому +1

      Yes. All the yes.

  • @iamaunicorn1232
    @iamaunicorn1232 5 років тому +5

    This movie is proof that psychic powers allow you to cheat at both traditional and CG animation. The power to not have to animate fight scenes is shared by all media.

  • @nunyabizness9459
    @nunyabizness9459 6 років тому +42

    Oh god I had this game for the PS1 and it was pure trash. The character movements were so clunky and slow and the plot so trite, I just gave up a couple of hours into playing and never touched it again. Ahh, the 90s. What a time to be alive.

    • @Cybershroom
      @Cybershroom 6 років тому +5

      You call it trash, i find it to be an intriguing stupid enjoyable mess.

    • @NinjaGamr64
      @NinjaGamr64 6 років тому +7

      "The character movements were so clunky and slow and the plot so trite..."
      So kind of like Resident Evil?

    • @Cybershroom
      @Cybershroom 6 років тому +3

      @@NinjaGamr64
      Would you rather play Galerians or would you play Martian Gothic?*
      Pick your poison :P

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 років тому +1

      I remember a really terrible Vampire Hunter D PS1 game with the same awful tank controls, what an insult to a fantastic anime.

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому

      @@theblocksays so many awful anime resident evil rip offs lol

  • @TheSilverVixen
    @TheSilverVixen 6 років тому +3

    I'm actually shook, never expected you to bring this out of obscurity. I only learned of its existence because of an ex-friend in high school.

  • @firewolfkanji17
    @firewolfkanji17 6 років тому +5

    I have actually played Galerians:Ash, stops everything I'm doing after a rush of memories come in after seeing "Galerians" pop up! This is gonna be good~

  • @josealanis8645
    @josealanis8645 4 роки тому +2

    I watched this sometime during the ages of 6-8 when it randomly came on MTV and thought it was a fever dream

  • @MrBGP006
    @MrBGP006 5 років тому +2

    The real Rion was captured and killed and his memories including the virus launch program was implanted into the Galerian Rion because Lillia can contact Rion through telepathy, and find where she is. Dorthy knew of this and that’s why she made a clone Galerian of Rion with his memories and the launch program to contact lillia and find her for Dorthy. Cain is also a clone Galerian of Rion but he came out wrong, green eyes and didn’t have the right demeanor of the real Rion, this is why Cain despise Galerian Rion because Cain was created to find Lillia but instead to kill Rion by the order of Dorthy if Galerian Rion Memories of the real Rion prevents him from killing Lillia since the real Rion had feelings for her.

  • @blackchibisan8116
    @blackchibisan8116 6 років тому +1

    So sorry it took so long to finish watching this. It is just that every shot from this movie makes me go to the Retsupurae channel to relive some of my favorite series, including Galerians.

  • @MD_Chaos
    @MD_Chaos 6 років тому +2

    Can’t believe bennett did a brief sage reviews throwback.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 8 місяців тому +1

    WAIT, SAMMY STUDIOS? That means it's now a SEGA property as well. WE NEED A REON VS SILVER the Hedgehog showdown.

  • @cricket12ish
    @cricket12ish 4 роки тому +5

    This game kicked ass back then. I bought this game at Walmart back when it came out and loved it. However i never finished it cuz if you ran out of recovery pills you basically had to start the game over and save em till the very end. (Not cool) but I really liked this game. I feel it would of been better if came out on Xbox360 or ps3 instead of ps1. Great game

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, you have to conserve recovered pills, but it ain't hard. I had no Delmetor during the fight with Rita, and because of that, it made the fight more difficult because if I shorted, I was DEAD. Someone less brave than me would've dropped the game or restarted it, but I kept on, and through sheer will I managed to beat her. I still feel satisfied about it.

  • @ZerberusKnight
    @ZerberusKnight 6 років тому +2

    Hey! I watched this on UMD!!! I found it for a quid in a local shop after college one day, so I watched it on the hour and a half bus ride home.

  • @AquaLantern
    @AquaLantern 6 років тому +1

    This has some of the most hilarious anime-screams and cgi derp-faces I've ever seen. Thank you so much for showing me this glorious piece of hilarious shit, Sage! xD

  • @barrybend7189
    @barrybend7189 6 років тому +50

    The Battle Angel Alita CGI fan film has better animation than this.

    • @TonySilvey13
      @TonySilvey13 4 роки тому

      Ooh, I gotta see that

    • @hunnykun101
      @hunnykun101 3 роки тому

      The one with Motorball right?

    • @KSoftGames25
      @KSoftGames25 3 роки тому +2

      Let's be fair to the ancient milk in the room here, but Galerians was pretty impressive for it's time, if you have low enough standards. It was leaps and bounds better than some of the cheap CGI they were churning out at the time in the states, too.

  • @xXLiLJokerXx
    @xXLiLJokerXx 6 років тому +2

    saw this movie once on MTV. I never knew what this anime was called and had been looking furiously for any mention of it. Now i see why i only got game results. TY sage now i know it wasn't a weird fever dream.

  • @Xonlic14
    @Xonlic14 6 років тому +1

    Whoa, this unlocked some very buried memories of buying a chunk of the leftover anime section at the Suncoast as it was closing.

  • @GunNutproductionsOG
    @GunNutproductionsOG 3 роки тому +1

    12:46 So like one of Spoony’s streams before he tells the viewers “Don’t tell me how to play” and threatens to turn this stream around

  • @fslayer1290
    @fslayer1290 6 років тому +1

    THANK YOU! I always thought there was inspiration from Dark City here.

  • @kooners6961
    @kooners6961 6 років тому +3

    Funny thing. Rion is voiced by kakashi himself.

  • @CrassChild
    @CrassChild 6 років тому +5

    Okay hopefully I wasn't the only one defending this against everything Sage said because my love for the ova and both games runs almost TOO strong 😂 I'm 30 and I STILL watch this from time to time for nostalgia and just good ol' angsty weird what-the-fuckery fun.
    (plus that American soundtrack cuz come on, that didn't need to be there but it was and was badass)

    • @thefauxpersona5979
      @thefauxpersona5979 6 років тому +2

      Yeah, you're not alone there. While I can never go back to the first game because the gameplay is too slow, the movie and Galerians: Ash makes me wish there was newer adaptations of the story and characters.

    • @CrassChild
      @CrassChild 6 років тому

      The Faux Persona I would DIE for a reboot/remake, you have no idea 😂

    • @thefauxpersona5979
      @thefauxpersona5979 6 років тому

      @@CrassChild Well this Fall will be Galerians 20th anniversary. Maybe a fan game will pop up by then. If not I suppose I'll go ahead with it but it'll be a Demake project.

  • @kaihedgie1747
    @kaihedgie1747 6 років тому +3

    Oh damn, Galerians?! I need lunch with this :V
    Street Fighter Alpha next? Neat c:

  • @Volvagia1927
    @Volvagia1927 6 років тому +7

    5:37: I mean, still better than the original Resident Evil's voice acting.

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 6 років тому +3

      And Meme-able at least...
      Jill Sandwich, I rest my case.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 6 років тому

      He’s infected with the T virus!
      Dun dun dun

  • @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft
    @Maitrelordironfisteisenhaft 6 років тому +2

    You know, on MTV in Germany was Cowboy Bebop and Escaflwne and some other stuff, it was quite importand back then x) lol

  • @badassmotha1
    @badassmotha1 6 років тому

    Noice!!! And if I can sling a suggestion spirit warrior peacock king sounds right up your alley!

  • @Zeno11Salazar
    @Zeno11Salazar 6 років тому +2

    I remember seeing this back in 2004 and I swore it was a fever dream.

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 2 роки тому +1

    *Looks at my copy of Ash on a shelf 2 feet away*
    Heh. Still haven't played it.

  • @KeyOfTheTwilight
    @KeyOfTheTwilight 4 роки тому +2

    Even though the movie has so many things wrong with it, I can’t helped but be fond of it. Also, Rion was my crush since I was twelve so that makes sense. XD

  • @hanyuu05
    @hanyuu05 6 років тому +3

    This is one of those anime where I'm constantly asking myself, "When did I see this?" because I can't shake this feeling that I have seen it somewhere... Just can't recall when.. or why.

    • @NihilistAlien
      @NihilistAlien 6 років тому +1

      You probably played one of the two games.

    • @hanyuu05
      @hanyuu05 6 років тому +1

      @@NihilistAlien Never owned either games... or a PlayStation. Had a ps2 though.

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 роки тому +1

      MTV? G4TV?

  • @meowistforlife
    @meowistforlife 6 років тому +1

    Galerians is one letter away from being a MST3K skit, see space mutiny

  • @DebFiloriBurrous
    @DebFiloriBurrous 2 роки тому +2

    I liked the galerians games during the golden years of ps1 and ps2 the story may have been weak and little dumb but I loved the idea of playing a character with an arsenal of powers like telepathy and telekinesis. Like other forgotten games like parasite eve.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому +1

      Parasite Eve is pretty well remembered though, isn't it? I personally enjoyed my time with Galerians. Still need to get around Parasite Eve though.

  • @themidnightotaku22
    @themidnightotaku22 6 років тому +3

    I can’t believe I didn’t know these were anime reviews for so long.
    Look at my name! LOOK AT IT!!!

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince 6 років тому +2

    You know what the funny thing is? One of the few things the anime was inaccurate about was the boss fights. Even though it's partly due to clunky controls, boss fights were a serious nuisance in the PS1 game. :-P

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots 2 роки тому +1

    What the-- Rion! Hope this is not Galerian's Rion!

  • @BlueDog241
    @BlueDog241 5 років тому +1

    6:41 To be fair,that's how I get when I can't remember a password too.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 6 років тому

    These days it's truly encouraging to me when you go subtle and I still get the reference. ;D

  • @CherryAnime203
    @CherryAnime203 6 років тому

    This was something that intrigued me during my younger years. It had the potential to be something great, like a dark psychological series set in a dystopia with a dash of mystery. Sadly, Rion only became a lingering distant memory.

  • @garrettcarter2959
    @garrettcarter2959 6 років тому +1

    "He was given a major douse of "the drugs."
    Also a line from an 80's PSA special.

  • @LokiDuck
    @LokiDuck 6 років тому +2

    I was trying to figure out why Galerians sounded familiar, and then I remembered I watched Retsurpurae play the original game. Welp, this will be interesting.

  • @wdcain1
    @wdcain1 6 років тому +1

    MTV2 had an anime block? I don't remember that at all. What shows were on it?

  • @AlphaEspadaChannel
    @AlphaEspadaChannel 6 років тому +2

    A Sage Review IN Anime Abandon? Awesome! :D

    • @titang6173
      @titang6173 6 років тому

      He still does those? Still waiting for Mystic Quest.

    • @AlphaEspadaChannel
      @AlphaEspadaChannel 6 років тому

      @@titang6173 No, he stopped doing game reviews a few years back. It would be nice if he could do a few every now and again.

  • @exchangediary968
    @exchangediary968 5 років тому +2

    Rion in the movie is just a clone of the real Rion who died during the experiments in the lab and was unable to survive the drugs that was inplanted on him, they gave the clone the real memories of Rion to make him more real and able to get Lilia, the game was more obvious on this

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 2 роки тому +2

      And cain was an earlier clone but had green eyes, mother knew that lilia would notice so she restarted with rion and kept cain as a protector

  • @General-RADIX
    @General-RADIX 5 років тому +1

    Me, looking at an advert for this in middle school: "Hey, this looks pretty interesting!"
    Me, now: "Oooooh dear."

  • @jackaleope
    @jackaleope 9 місяців тому

    “everything-ing?!” really got me lmao 14:10

  • @Lukethefox
    @Lukethefox 6 років тому +1

    I was wondering where I heard of Galerians before and realised it was once riffed on by Retsupurae (miss those guys)

  • @antonkishkovskyi8392
    @antonkishkovskyi8392 6 років тому

    The Sage Review reference was amazing, hit me right in the nostalgia feels

  • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
    @TommyDeonauthsArchives 6 років тому +1

    I think this is the first episode of AA that I've seen Sage cover a CG Anime... and it's based on a Resident Evil clone...

  • @shards-of-glass-man
    @shards-of-glass-man 6 років тому +2

    Oh. Oooooooooh. I remember how strange the OST change was... not to mention that it did a 180 feel wise to the entire thing. Also that was how I found out about Fear Factory, hee.
    WELL, IT'S TIME TO REPLAY THE GAME THEN
    *jank dives*

  • @RandoChrisYT
    @RandoChrisYT 6 років тому +2

    7:27 Goro Majima and Dante fused together...I think that character would be enough to make any incarnation of The Joker shit himself in confusion if Yakuza Kiwami is any indication.
    Edit: A....CSU Chico reference? Huh.

  • @Ziegrif
    @Ziegrif 3 роки тому +1

    I remember this game being on a demo disc on the PS1. WOW is this a blast form the past.

  • @SuiteLifeofDioBrando
    @SuiteLifeofDioBrando 6 років тому +40

    The movie looks like it has ps2 graphics.

    • @nozoto
      @nozoto 6 років тому +1

      Still looks better than Urda. This one was painful to sit through, ugh. Never again.

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 6 років тому +1

      @Suite Life Of The Brando Makes me realize that maybe if they weren't so focused on using the latest and greatest of things to put this trope out and instead tried to just work with what they had, it might have looked better.
      Look at RE4. RE4's engine was less advanced (I *think*. I'm not sure.), but the cutscenes, especially with closer shots of characters faces, look natural and less pants darkeningly terrifying. Why? Because RE4 understood that a humans face, even in a natural expression, doesnt just sit still. There is almost always movement of the body, even a small amount. Also it understood to keep to a art style and face style that didnt look horrifying in the medium it was using.

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 4 роки тому +3

      It IS ps2 graphics.

  • @rachelwindsor850
    @rachelwindsor850 5 років тому +1

    So basically, this story is like if Resident Evil and Akira had a baby?

  • @tokufan22
    @tokufan22 6 років тому +2

    I remember watching this on UA-cam a few years back, then looking up gameplay footage and asking....Da Hell?!?!!? Not long after, I obtained Galerians Ash at a Flea Market and gave a play. I regret the hours I waisted and the 5$ I spent on that game.

  • @timinou9915
    @timinou9915 6 років тому +2

    That guy floating around is definitly Kilua brother from Hunter X Hunter 😹

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 6 років тому +1

    Yeah! Birthday present from Sage!

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 6 років тому +3

    14:53
    Why does that transportation system look like Lost Odyssey's transportation system?
    Great~ See you when you review BlazBlue.

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 6 років тому +1

    Damn, those OVA graphics look like a PS1 ga-
    *5 seconds later* Holy shit, it REALLY IS!
    Also, kinda fun to see the show dipping a bit into the game review days again. Good memories :-)

  • @yellowbelt
    @yellowbelt 6 років тому +17

    I dont care anyone says I love this series and the movie.

    • @DeathSpellXVI
      @DeathSpellXVI 3 роки тому +2

      Me too man, love the grim atmosphere in both the games.

    • @InhumanFan98
      @InhumanFan98 2 роки тому

      @@DeathSpellXVI same :) i got this movie recently. I feel sage misses some info that the movie says

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro 6 років тому

    couldn't have ended this month on a better anime and I am especially looking forward to next month it is bound to be good

  • @ashrog82
    @ashrog82 6 років тому +1

    The first Galerians was a game that I hyped up in my own mind, cause I couldn't find it for sale anywhere.
    My thought process was: someone must be buying it, so it must be good.
    I went through the same thing with the anime Gestalt. Both were terribly disappointing.

  • @spacepirateivynova
    @spacepirateivynova 5 років тому +4

    Another game that keeps telling the same story using an updated engine: Wild Arms.

  • @RandoChrisYT
    @RandoChrisYT 6 років тому +2

    The best part of waking up is Bennett in your cup.
    ....wait....

  • @EonEsper-Kriz
    @EonEsper-Kriz Рік тому +1

    We need a Galerians Remake. 😁

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому +1

      I think a remaster would be fine enough. I feel a remake will take out some of the charm.

  • @animerocksautistic
    @animerocksautistic 6 років тому +2

    10:00 Killua's overweight otaku brother from HunterXHunter? What are you doing here!

  • @stevenbrawley326
    @stevenbrawley326 6 років тому +13

    Who here watched this on MTV?

    • @MrDmoney156
      @MrDmoney156 6 років тому +6

      That's exactly how i'd knew about this OVA was because of it's airing on MTV

    • @juangooseman
      @juangooseman 6 років тому +2

      Same here I taped it fell in love with his jem. Actually I remember they also aired Heat guy J

    • @Appleeatpie97
      @Appleeatpie97 6 років тому +3

      Me, I remember just being confused and scared when stumbling upon this at a young age, maybe because everyone looked freaking creepy.

    • @jackfoxx6351
      @jackfoxx6351 5 років тому

      9:53 you arnt alone. this game freaked me out like no other

    • @jacobpartin4553
      @jacobpartin4553 5 років тому

      Exactly where i watched it

  • @pykeembers1575
    @pykeembers1575 6 років тому +3

    I actually own both this DVD and th soundtrack. Love the music they chose. The movie is dumb as all hell but the fights I felt were fun to watch. Just be grateful they swapped the voice of Rion to the sequel voice and not use the ORIGINAL voice from the first game. I shudder at the thought

    • @thefauxpersona5979
      @thefauxpersona5979 6 років тому +2

      Thank goodness they could afford Johnny Yong Basch at the time.

    • @doodlebugfour7070
      @doodlebugfour7070 6 років тому +2

      Rion in the OVA was voiced by Dave Wittenburg, who voices Ash in the Sequel. lol

  • @thenerderrant4293
    @thenerderrant4293 6 років тому

    It's not that they insist on reminding us of better works. It's that when we don't like a work, we latch on to things that remind us, but when the work us good, we simplt note those as homages and are willing to pay attention to the thing we are watching.

  • @SkeletonSage
    @SkeletonSage 6 років тому +1

    How the hell did you know that i got Galerians ash at EB games in the bargain bin? Sage is a real Sage confirmed also you can watch Galerians Rion on UA-cam for free so don't waste your money. I mean if you're that morbidly curious

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 6 років тому +3

    So...is Rion more like Tetsuo...or Elfen Lied?

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому

      Kind of both, but I think Galerians is better than Elfen Lied.

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube 6 років тому +1

    I remember seeing ads for this game in PSN back in the day.
    Flashback...

  • @Asukarave
    @Asukarave 6 років тому +1

    Omg I remember this! I always confused it for The Bouncer lol

  • @AskAScreenwriter
    @AskAScreenwriter 6 років тому

    Would you review Boogiepop? I don't think you've hit it yet, and I think they're coming out with a new series soon.

  • @synchronizedelbow5702
    @synchronizedelbow5702 4 роки тому +1

    Even playing this silently, this whole film screams Linkin Park's "Breaking The Habit" in the background...

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому +1

      Haha, yeah, this OVA really amps up the edge compared to the game.

    • @synchronizedelbow5702
      @synchronizedelbow5702 11 місяців тому

      @@peppermillers8361 YO! Just heard about the series from ThorHighHeels. Hella obscure!

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 11 місяців тому +1

      @@synchronizedelbow5702 I haven't played Ash, but enjoyed the first game.

  • @mesousagaby740
    @mesousagaby740 6 років тому +13

    Also, remember when MTV2 aired Heat Guy J?

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 6 років тому +5

      I'm still getting over the fact that Wonder Showzen was a thing that existed.

    • @TitianX
      @TitianX 6 років тому +1

      Fucking Heat Guy J lol

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 років тому +1

      @@grahamkristensen9301 Back when truly twisted/dark comedy was allowed on cable, actually that same studio is on Adult Swim making The Shivering Truth which comes close.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 років тому +2

    This is the grand canyon of uncanny valleys...

  • @werdna2590
    @werdna2590 6 років тому +1

    Leon + the Japanese pronouncing of letter L = Rion

  • @GeneralJerrard101
    @GeneralJerrard101 6 років тому +1

    I remember January for Maze and... was it Very Private Lesson?

  • @webdesigner18
    @webdesigner18 6 років тому +1

    Holy crap, I watched this once. Didn't get past the five minute mark. Sold it's ass and couldn't be happier.
    BTW when is Suave gonna host again?