The one universe where Peter and Mj are actually together and aren't having any problems from the writer's! 😮💨
@@FranciscoJimenez-ng6wb Oi!! Peter B.'s been doing fine, last I checked.
Earth-6160 PeterMJ 🤝 Earth-616 ReedSue
Happily married, with kids
Seriously, these two need to crossover 😭
Spooderman didnt roast him he outright slaughtered him 💀
@@MichaellaHermosa-hn7vh
Spooder: You took MJ and said,
Paul: I'm a man.
Spooder: You slept with her and said,
Paul: I'm a man.
Spooder: She whispered in your ear and said
Paul: *I'M A MAN!*
* MJ is now a man* 😂
It was a double homicide in the spider base where as a man named Paul and a man named Mary Jane was found lifeless with 3rd degree burns from their assailant
At least This Peter and MJ is better than MJ with Paul even Miguel would think Paul with Mary Jane would be even worse than an anomaly 💀
Never i ever thought i would see J. Jameson backing up Spiderman.
But Spooderman f**ked Paul up! 😂😂😂😂
Jameson does come around Ultimate Peter and actually supports through the bugle after ultimatum.
Bro fell for the oldest trick in the book lmao
@@darkshadowx803 bro said all spiders have a canon event
Writers with the ultimate universe: the fucks that gotta do with him....
@@TravisD.Plug420 well said, the writers for ultimate Spider-Man said fuck the Canon events
The whole point was to prove that Paul was a sad excuse of writing material that he would try hard to prove his relevance. Spooderman dared him, which anyone with brains should recognize there's a setup going to happen. Paul was arrogant enough to fall for it. First two sentences were to goad his ego, that taking someone else's partner and doing stuff while the main attraction (Spider-Man) was away saving the world, made him a man. The third sentence was the entrapment, which he walked right into but he can't avoid it since he agreed to the dare. The last bit on spooderman's part was the icing on top.
Bottom line: Paul is the joke.
"Shut up Gargamel."
That's a boomer loaded with insidious insults. 😂
Damn JJ is defending Spiderman 😂.
6160 Peter is the goat. A gift from The One Above All, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby made to grace our comic books.
First off i want to ask some questions here
1. Why is Paul still talking shit when his ass got buried to the ground
2. Why is Madame Web head still here talking shit
3. Who tf invited a demon into the spider society
4. Paul and MJ should not be even talking abt couples when their own relationship is bad
5. Dont talk to my buddy spooderman PAUL!!!
Nobody invited mesphito which is why he got kicked out like Saitama (someone invited homelander tho)
Not sure if Madam Web was roasting. She's actually right. All the writers keep ruining Peter just as things start going good for him. Every. Time.
Peter used to own his own company. Now he's back to being broke.
After One More Day, Mephisto always has a seat at the Parker table, whether we like it or not.
@@NoHandle44They returned him to status quo, though destroying the company was honestly overkill. A lot of neat stories could have still come from it.
Paul is like Namor
Both are idiots 🙄
Both tried to steal the soulmates from two geniuses (one succeeded 🕷, the other failed 🧠)
Both are very unpopular (Paul is with fans, Namor is within the superhero community. Even Blade doesn't like him)
0:33 woah Jameson... This is rare
@@SodafusJameson hated Paul more than Spider-Man is what i like to see 😂
@@FoxyTheHeroFox The Bugle headline he made after this was 'Heroic Spider-Men successfully beated down the Menace Paul'
Paul: What did I do to you, Jameson?
Jameson: Probably just existing.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Paul's mere existence is enough to make Thanos snap his fingers again
@@TabathaTMartin Not even Thanos would waste time on worm like Paul
Might need to check if Jameson has the symbiote cause there was no hesitation
Just straight VENOM
"Peter the Beta Parker"
Im sorry, but that made me laugh so much HAHAHA
Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
because it's bad to say but it's true in into the spiderverse at least Peter B. did something in across the spiderverse he did practically nothing except look after Mayday -_-
@@peeweemaroske8619 but as we know he only has it because Peter 1610B died and then in into the spiderverse he met Miles as the new Earth Spider-Man 1610B because otherwise Miguel made us clearly understand that it was Peter 1610B who should have Mayday since he was still married to MJ and not Peter B.
@@spidermanreborned86 Yeah. But why are you going into detail. The whole point is to roast this non canon and fanfic character.
The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows is where it's at baby.
Ultimate Spider-Man: "One more thing Paul, unlike yours my kids are still around. Now you and Mj both take a page out of their book and disappear already"
@Nikorasu1048 Ultimate Spider-Man: At least I did something useful than your whole appearance
I love how, Spooderman always has some of the best roasts and everyone just falls apart because of it. They don't expect too much out of him but when he hits, he REALLY hits.
Bro gave Mephisto a cameo just to have him roast B. Parker's ass.😂
To bad ultimate didnt said something to roast madame web, but probably she will be roasted by her bad predictions from Deadpool and Venom movies
@@josevillanueva2944 didn't want to waste breath or roast material on something irrelevant and forgotten.
you know its good when even Jameson of all people say you're a bigger menace than parker XD
Paul:what did I even do to u Jameson
Jameson: probably existing
Miles:DAMN
Me: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Bro even JJ decided to get in on roasting paul, ignoring the room full of spidermen and even complimenting one for a successful marriage, thats when you know paul is screwed, this entire arc should be just every spiderman roasting the hell out of paul for existing
You know crap has officially hit the fan when your worst critic/enemy sides with you against a bigger menace to society.
3:00 spooner man you never cease to amaze me 😂
last video he did that imagine dragon joke and I almost laughed to death
Spooderman is the greatest burn specialist in the entire spider society
2:21 Captain Universe Spiderman coming in clutch.
God had to come down and put the devil back in his place for a second time
Earth 6160 Spider-Man: At least I look like a Gigachad and not have a frog for a face
Dude a loyal and a loving MJ to Peter is so beautiful and a Chad and handsome Parker? Damn. Ultimate Spiderman is **THE** Spiderman. And once again, screw Paul.
Screw Marvel. They better not mess this one up just cuz they have a hard-on for Peter’s suffering
@@antyep Facts brother. Matter of fact I wish they'd turn this around by making him end up with a Black Cat that's changed her ways for him. Twist things up a bit with some character development and make him realize that there are better partners for him than the usual damsel.
Paul: you can’t even catch a thief.
Me: says the guy that indirectly cause the destruction of both his race and planet.
2:59 spooderman never fails to make me laugh with his roasts😂😂😂😂😂
1:10 "At least, I *have* a kid."
@@ZoanBlade90 Peter B Parker: I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
"Probably just existing" Goaaaad Dammmn😂😂😂😂
2:52 the absolute best burn to exist, and the funny part is: it's just reverse psychology!
The best part of this was 0:50
Ultimate Mj and Peter
Were not
Loooking for smoke
They were chill and these assholes couldn’t help themselves so they got packed up
Seeing Paul get what he deserves is beautifully hilarious. It truly is something else.
Peter B. - Well jokes on all of you. I worked trough my crisis and MJ and I are now raising a kid too.
Ultimate Peter - That's awesome, would you like any tips?
Peter B. - General stuff would be great...but May also has powers.
Ultimate Peter - OHHHHH 😯
Peter B. - Don't worry, I've got the powers covered. Thanks for the help man.
Ultimate Peter - No problems, man
*They hug like bros*
@@cxcfm The 2 Spider-Men to have a family with Mary Jane. Along with The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.
2024 Ultimate Spidey's the goat
@@3rdDantetherapist Yeah The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows and the Ultimate Spider-Man universe comic is where it's at baby.
Renew Your Vows is the true canon story. A lot of people seem to forget about this masterpiece.
3:06 GAWDDAMN
3:07 had me laughing with the Spiders and JJ.
Peter b actually is living a decent life
@@phantomlm Yeah I would have had him say this.
Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
Yo you know you are in the wrong when even James decides to step in to defend a spiderman. XD
What's funny is JJJ now has a soft spot for Spidey after he found out his secret identity
0:48 NO! THAT IS SOLID SPIDER!
J. Jonah Jameson saying something nice about a Peter Parker and that Peter getting JJJ's respect? Finally! About darn time J.J. actually liked a Spider-Man!
Strangely enough, in the main 616 universe, JJJ hasn’t hated Spidey for a while after his dad married aunt may and finding out who Spidey was. He actually became one of his biggest supporters
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And i swear there was a comic were they were temporary friends and even jjj invited peter to a podcast.
@@libantube-on8kw There's something similar to that, and it's Zenger's Spider-Man AI voices video, but JJJ is his usual self ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kind of want to bring in Ultimate Peter from the comics and have everyone basically console him on how the writers screwed him over (looking at you Bendis) for diversity hire Spider-Man, Miles Morales. (Love Miles, but he used to basically be a stale personality and Bendis said he created Miles because he thought his adopted daughters wouldn’t look up Peter because he was white. Still cool we got a black Spider-Man though)
2:08 me- huh doomed to fail like your movie oh wait that already happened
the “Goddamn!”‘s from Miles kills me everytime 😂😂😂
Jameson defending a Spider-Man and saying something that doesn't bash the web head for once, now that's a rare sight, rare but welcome i can't remember the last time he did that, the only other time i can think of is from the Raimiverse in 2004's Spider-Man 2 just before Raimiverse Peter took his suit back to confront Doc Ock
Let's hope Miles of 1610B can say the same after BTSV
1:36 He does kinda look like Gargamel
1:45 Don't forget Rami MJ
Love how Cosmic Spider-Man came just to bury Mephsito, literally.
oh damn that last burn :) lol
Devil : I will never let Peter have good Life
Cosmic spider : do you what happen to the last guy who threatened us the last time ?!
Devil : ( Fuck )
I Just absolutely love when they Roast Paul and Somewhat MJ its like à family réunion 😂😂
Wow this is the first time I ever see Jameson being nice to a Spider-Man. Especially Ultimate Spider-Man.
I love this channel and roast. Ultimate Spider-Man is the true goat! Love the comics. I still love how they roast good for nothing Paul. 😂❤
This channel is goated and all. And it is good to see Paul finally get put in his place for being the disgrace he is.
Peter B. Parker is my one of my favorite Spider-Man, we need to see more of him. Also I am glad we put Paul 6 feet under for the third time 🤣😂
2:55 Best part!!!! LOL😆
Ultimate Spiderman: Hey Paul at 'MY' kids are real and not something created unlike yours.
@@DianObsidian Peter B Parker: Paul I may have one child. But one real child is better than 2 fake illusions.
The roasting Paul trilogy or we should call it Saga or Arc, Who Knows how Long & Big it can goes LOL 😂
THAT LAST BURN WAS A FLASHFIRE GODDAMN😂😂😂
Jameson and Tobey Spidey would say: Hold up, let Ultimate Cook 🕷🗿
The ima man bit was gold.
I love the new Ultimate Peter Parker and the new Ultimate Mary Jane Watson
@@raedgonzalezspideyfanboy They are awesome. But I prefer Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson in The Amazing Spider-Man Renew Your Vows.
I hope The Spectacular Spider-Man show comes back. Then we can finally have the relationship between Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson done justice in animation.
I'd think it would be cool if Ultimate Peter brought his Uncle Ben to the Society. It would either be wholesome or hilarious
“She woke up and whispered in your ear…” “I’m a man” got me dying AND going down 6 feet under 😂
Earth-6160 Spider-Man and MJ need to go on a double date with Earth-616 Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman + Richard, May, Franklin and Valeria involved
New ultimate Peter is the goat
One of the few times where Jameson is the hero we needed
Finally I knew Mephisto had to come out to play one way or another, all spider man should roast and drop him.
I like how Ultimate Spiderman Peter Parker and MJ roasted Paul and MJ
Cooking with the Goated Ultimate Spiderman 6160 ❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯💯
Spooder man got to be have the funniest line ever, first the "imagine dragon thing" and here we are "I am man", had me cracked for 2 mins.
New ultimate Spider-Man is the goat
Let’s all agree Paul needs to forever like stops existing and no one ever draws him again
More Paul Abuse, this is cathartic.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
SPOODER, BUDDY, YOU'RE THE BEST! Also...
2:01 WHO LET SONY'S BIGGEST MISTAKE COME BACK HERE!?😡😠
I know damn well Madame Web isn't talking all that shit when her movie costed Sony millions of dollars and bombed at the box office💀💀💀💀
"Existing " is crazy bro wanted all that smoke
3:06 I’m a man at this timestamp got me dying 🤣
3:09 that shi had me rolling 😂😂😂 hold but where’s earth 313 Spider-Man
Bruh Jameson and spooderman hit a combo on Paul🔥🙏
I love how even Jameson joined in roasting Paul.
I want to see Spider-Man noir have a turn to roast Paul next please and thank you
I worry that, being from another generation, Spider-Man Noir might go a little too hard with the inappropriate language. You don't just start throwing around insults like calling someone a "hard-boiled turtle-slapper". Even for the hottest of roasts, there need to be SOME boundaries. The last thing we need is for Mr. Noir to get cancelled.
I actually want Spider-Man noir to say this to Paul
Spider-Man Noir: Paul you got rizz for MJ right
Paul: yeah I get more rizz then you do
Spider-Man Noir: that funny while you have rizz for one girl and that's MJ meanwhile my theme music has more rizz then your dumb looking face
Miles: god damn
The other Spider-Mans all laughing
bro paul, was getting so much roast, that even the soil where he was buried would be infertile just because he is in it.
Who let Madame Web into this chat her whole movie made me want to revisit Uncle Ben is grave
“The threads of fate are clear”
Are they? Were they clear about your movie flopping? Any sequels on the horizon for ya?
Ultimate Spider-Man Chad 🗿🔥
Yooooo even Ultimate MJ is better than the other MJ 💀
@@LG_random Ultimate Mary Jane is freaking gorgeous and a great support. Just like how she was in the original comic.
I do like Peters beard. Its a god dame good look for him
Spooderman must be part joker cuz I'm laughing hard
1:33 😂😂🤣🤣💀💀
Can we get both ultimate spider-mans to roast the hell out of paul.
"She whispered in your ear and said,"im a man. " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear spooder man just never misses with his one-liners
Ima use that from now on, “she whispered in your ear and said, IM A MAN.”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The look Paul made after what he said, got me in tiers.💀
Bro thought he can fight a meme head on.
My sides hurt, I can't. 🤣🤣🤣
I wanna see the D.C universe spiderman, ik it would be wild😂
Spooderman is a menace bro
I’m a man
I’m a man
“Mj whispered to you” Paul: IM A MAN 💀🤣
Really enjoyed ultimate spider-man storyline, peter and mj has a healthy relationship, unlike mj (616) and paul
Ultimate Spider-man first animated appearance let's goooo
Peter Earth-616: Lost his MJ
Peter Earth-616B: Temporarily Lost his MJ
Peter Ultimate Universe: Never once lost his MJ
Original ultimate Peter: died by the hands of the Green Goblin only to be later resurrected by a super soldier serum
@@or6567angeoh so that’s how it happened. Then he ran away with his MJ into the sunset.
Peter MVC: Lost MJ to an OC and got a Succubus hottie
RYV Peter - his MJ and their daughter became a crime fighting family with him
To be honest, I hope in the future the creator can finally give Spiderman 616 a better life