dingus is simultaneously 'no thoughts, head empty' while also occasionally seeming to be really concerned about whatever patters doing, and honestly if that doesn't just describe us as a viewer base, idk what does
We are officially in the Pika-Bob arch That poor toy is looking worse every video By the next five videos or so, it's going to turn evil and attack Peter, or something.
Peter stuffing that pikachu with a blade is like exchanging your bones with knives. So that when someone punches you, they will be surprised by said knives.
I like how we've reached the point in Peter's toy collecting where he doesn't even care what happens to the toys because he already has too many things
I can't believe that the SpongeBob Pikachu died :( It's (unironically) the funniest thing and I keep looking forward to it on each video I don't know why I find it so funny.
I am entirely convinced that a Patter going "it's a ball, but the brand is named after the character from Castaway so ya-kno" then casually tossing the tennis ball over his shoulder for an eager Bingus to chase in the background would unironically be one of the best YT vids of 2023. "This one's named in honor of the legendary Penn from Penn and Teller" *tosses ball* "this one's named after some dude named Kevin but his name is spelled wrong, and with a z for some reason" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after gamma rays, which are a form of electromagnetic radiation arising from the radioactive decay of atomic nuclei which were discovered by some French dude named Paul" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after SUNEZLGO, the oft forgotten athletic cousin of Sun Tzu who invented toilet paper" *tosses ball*
0:00 (Beeping monitor sounds) Peter: One of these two needs an immediate heart transplant to survive. This surgery must be done in immediate fashion. And the other is SpongeBob. But which is which??? They're so similar!!! (Pikabob plays music for half a second then dies) Peter: (laughing) I guess we were too late! (Sets them off to the side) Well, that'll be future me's problem, cause y'know what they say, "Knives right away, your colon won't stay" 0:33 Peter: -so then, slap this bad boy on! And then you go to Wal-Mart, your mom's pushing you in the cart. She doesn't even know I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALL THE POLICE!!! 0:43 Peter: And we simply can't test it without our Certified Tester who's just graduated Certified Testing School, Bingus, AKA Dingus. But now that he's graduated I think he's technically DOCTOR Dingus. Not a bad rapping name. 1:06 Peter: I haven't even told him that we'll be chopping his balls off- 1:14 Peter to Dingus: I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think I'm better than you. 1:27 Peter to Dingus: Ok, serious question: Have you ever thought...? 1:53 Peter: Now he's realized that if he doesn't catch it his life will be forfeit and I'll sell him to the ranch (Dingus stops running after the toy) Peter: ...nevermind I DON'T think he's figured that out- 2:11 Peter: Big toy! Big toy, me want! Me want play! Unbox! Note to future self, put that as my channel description. 2:37 Peter: I wonder what it looks like guys? (removes already see through plastic) WOAAAHHHH!!! I wonder what it tastes like guys? (While he Eat Bean) WOAAAHHH!!! 2:56 Peter: I know if I test this and I start racing without my good buddy over there, he might go on strike and then who am I gonna- who am I gonna test products with, my fully sentient brother? 3:13 Peter: Whichever gets down to the end first- (Dingus sets off Peter's bean) Peter: NO CHEATING!!! ( continues explaining) Doesn't have to eat their own turds in the backyard after they make them. Hope you win this one! (Peter makes Dingus win on purpose) Peter: Wow. Guess you have to stop doing that- 4:03 Peter: Now according to these institutions you rip the thing open and you put it inside this little bottle. But IT IS in Japanese, so I don't think they want me to actually do that, they probably need me to like...watch Naruto. 4:32 Peter: Sorry, I have a disease where I turn into a freaking motorcycle when I'm angry. 7:11 (Peter's phone pings) Peter: PIKABOB THEY KNOW IT'S US!- 9:40 Peter: What are your first words as an audible creature? Pikabob: ...pika
dingus is simultaneously 'no thoughts, head empty' while also occasionally seeming to be really concerned about whatever patters doing, and honestly if that doesn't just describe us as a viewer base, idk what does
Both dog and owner have never had a single thought in their lives.
@@CommanderWigginsThey're trying their best with sharing the one single brain cell together (if they remember where they put it)
patter is obsessed with the spongebob-pikachu (pikabob) toy now, its basically the new cardboard silver
can’t wait for cardboard silver to rise from the dead and fight pikabob
I think it's a betrayal, he replaced cardboard silver with pikachu-spongebob
*It's pikabob*
@@kiarathefairy8799 my bad
Your talking about sliver
Peter: "Ok serious question: Have you ever thought?"
Bingus: *stares off into space for he does not know*
If this is the last Patter update we're ever gonna get, we'll know Dingus was successful in his quest of taking over the channel
I look forward to the bingus takeover era
number 1 Shut up 2 his name is dingus
@poetnight9478um, actually, its both
@@elektofighter898 what happened to ray?
@poetnight9478 apologies, my good fella, it seems I have misspelled it
I'll correct myself
I'm proud of dingus for forgoing his cannibalistic ways
I stand corrected
yes
Peter was dog???
@@gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 yes
These new transitions are absolutely KILLING me. Never stop gahaha
did you die yet?
its very nice of Dr. Dingus to collaborate with a smaller youtube channel like this
Funny, engaging and all around fun guy to watch...Oh and Peter is cool I guess.
2:11 "me want to play with toy"
-Peter Kneeter's words of wisdom
We are officially in the Pika-Bob arch
That poor toy is looking worse every video
By the next five videos or so, it's going to turn evil and attack Peter, or something.
Thanks for the idea
@@Pikabob420. OH NO!! WHAT HAVE I DONE!! XD LOL
@@Pikabob420. OH NO
The fun you have is contagious. Also pupper bingo dingo is the protagonist peters just living in dingus college educated world.
I actually find animal behavior super fascinating, so watching you poke your dogs' brain with random things is great to watch.
patter = funny, quality, family friendly & sonic, what else could i ask for? srsly tho keep the work up!!
are you sure about family friendly.
@@MEGATHEEGG yeah
well most of the time he is
1:06 the most unexpected thing I've ever heard from peter
Peter stuffing that pikachu with a blade is like exchanging your bones with knives. So that when someone punches you, they will be surprised by said knives.
Patter :"I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think im better than you."
Doggo: *Looks on in sheer depression*
I now expect your dog to be in your toy reviews, no exceptions
unrelated, but peter is a really good person to watch when drunk. he's not overly high energy like some youtubers, and I appreciate that.
Man, the videos are coming thick and fast and I am absolutely here for it
I’m doing that too
bingus has become so camera-shy lately. I wonder if the truth of his adoption was revealed to him.
4:49 Patter becoming the coolest guy.
I haven't watch your videos for awhile. I didn't even know you had a dog. Bingus was a nice surprise and edition to your videos. I like him.
is it bad that I like the Spongebob gag so much that I was genuinely worried he was gonna break it when he was burning it and cutting it,,
I will never die
I like how we've reached the point in Peter's toy collecting where he doesn't even care what happens to the toys because he already has too many things
I feel like peter is going insane.
Going?
@@awesomefox555Yeah after Cardboard silver is Gone
It's gonna be so funny when Peter squeezes that pikachu later with the rusty razor blade in it. 6:32
I like how beter trolls his dog 😂
HE’S SUCH A GOOD GENTLE BOI OH MY GOSSSSSH
Patter’s pup is pretty cool too
8:12 Peter mentioned Sum41! That was my favorite band!
Loving the frequent uploads Peter
Patter makes me feel like I'm in a fever dream
I can't believe that the SpongeBob Pikachu died :(
It's (unironically) the funniest thing and I keep looking forward to it on each video I don't know why I find it so funny.
I’m not dead
@@Pikabob420. Oh my god
@@Genichi__ Pikabob is forever
Triplets born, the throne awaits....
dude i dont know what changed but his humor that i remember from a couple of years ago has gotten so much better
No wander they were banned! Nice video! Love the comedy!
I promise, I will not wander.
@@MattIsTheCat 🤨
1:22 he's just being a good boy
I am entirely convinced that a Patter going "it's a ball, but the brand is named after the character from Castaway so ya-kno" then casually tossing the tennis ball over his shoulder for an eager Bingus to chase in the background would unironically be one of the best YT vids of 2023. "This one's named in honor of the legendary Penn from Penn and Teller" *tosses ball* "this one's named after some dude named Kevin but his name is spelled wrong, and with a z for some reason" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after gamma rays, which are a form of electromagnetic radiation arising from the radioactive decay of atomic nuclei which were discovered by some French dude named Paul" *tosses ball* "this one is apparently named after SUNEZLGO, the oft forgotten athletic cousin of Sun Tzu who invented toilet paper" *tosses ball*
3:15 I think bingus immediately understood the challenge and tried to stop himself from winning
This is peak Ray season. Lets goooo! He's such a good dog!
ray died a couple years ago
Ray passed away a couple years ago. This is Bingus/Dingus ❤️
nice pfp
9:36 those are some good first words
who else really did think there was a Pikachu toy that you RIP OPEN to do some sort of transplant
Wow I cant believe how much Bingus has changed and how much he no longer enjoys his work environment
note to peter: he needs to put what he said at 2:11 as his channel description
It says triplets born the throne awaits
Just simply a wonderful performance
Dingus is truly the star of the channel.
gotta love how peetr is calm and chaotic at the same time
As of three days after this video was made, his channel description is still not "Big toy. Big toy me want. Me want play."
5:05
Peter: I didn't like the part where you tried to eat the soap...
Dog: 😶💀
Patter didn’t eat the bubble doughnut. The soap on the other hand…
If your jaw was stuck shut with the pikachu, how would you have called the fire department?
I imagine muffled screaming not dissimilar to the Pyro from TF2
Wario is Petters secret identity
You've changed, Dingus...
Something tells me the bubble machine is gonna be the new pikabob
Never
bingus finally took over the channel!! cant wait for when he starts uploading on your place!
It's like if ashens had no brain cells and was too broke for a couch
Dingus never had a thought in his life, ever
Pikabob is certainly changing the trajectory of the world
I certainly do
@@Pikabob420.any theories about cardboard silver
@@MarkRocha09 i have consumed him and he is gone
@@Pikabob420. But is there any way to bring him back to life
@@MarkRocha09 maybe…
Dr Bingus in the house! 🎤
Yooo Peter’s doggo is back!
Finally, some transitions to rival Star Wars. (Genuinely do love em)
Poor dingus. 1:06 1:54 3:27 4:53 5:35
Poor peter. 6:41 > 9:46
4:31 WHY IS THIS FUNNY 😂😂😂
2:24 as a non-British myself,i can confirm that is in fact british
As a british,I can confirm this statement
Dogs with human teeth. Definitely not horrifying.
The pac is baaaaack , goes chomping at his feet , he's our hero , he just can't be beat, yeaahahaa
I was the psychopath that wanted to see you cut open a Pikachu
This guy reminds me so much of old UA-cam man, I miss that shit
Patter serious question, do you use AI to write your descriptions? Cuz it sure seems like it!
No but I do just go braindead because descriptions are goofy
@@peter_knetter fair enough, I mean who reads descriptions anyway?
man...i love your videos.❤
Ive been thinking about this thumbnail a lot recently
it’s been 4 days without a Patter knitter video. I’m losing my sanity.
YEAH😡😡🤬🤬🤬I WANT MY VIDEO NOW PATTER
Pikaspongebob's first words: "The Bluetooth device is ready to pair". 😅🤣😂
I though his first words are going to be TATA TATA TAAAAAATATATATAAATATA *burp*
1:36 best moment in the video
1:45 From Nintendo New From Nintendo the Nintendo new Toy From Nintendo only From Nintendo dogs love it
Rei has changed so much bro I don’t even recognize him anymore
8:52
Not a high bar to clear XD.
4:55 bruh I come back to this
Just to watch bingus try and eat soap 🧼
Dingus....
Don't eat soap 🐕
0:00
(Beeping monitor sounds)
Peter: One of these two needs an immediate heart transplant to survive. This surgery must be done in immediate fashion. And the other is SpongeBob. But which is which??? They're so similar!!!
(Pikabob plays music for half a second then dies)
Peter: (laughing) I guess we were too late! (Sets them off to the side) Well, that'll be future me's problem, cause y'know what they say, "Knives right away, your colon won't stay"
0:33
Peter: -so then, slap this bad boy on! And then you go to Wal-Mart, your mom's pushing you in the cart. She doesn't even know I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON CALL THE POLICE!!!
0:43
Peter: And we simply can't test it without our Certified Tester who's just graduated Certified Testing School, Bingus, AKA Dingus. But now that he's graduated I think he's technically DOCTOR Dingus. Not a bad rapping name.
1:06
Peter: I haven't even told him that we'll be chopping his balls off-
1:14
Peter to Dingus: I sit in a chair now, mostly because I kinda think I'm better than you.
1:27
Peter to Dingus: Ok, serious question: Have you ever thought...?
1:53
Peter: Now he's realized that if he doesn't catch it his life will be forfeit and I'll sell him to the ranch
(Dingus stops running after the toy)
Peter: ...nevermind I DON'T think he's figured that out-
2:11
Peter: Big toy! Big toy, me want! Me want play! Unbox! Note to future self, put that as my channel description.
2:37
Peter: I wonder what it looks like guys? (removes already see through plastic) WOAAAHHHH!!! I wonder what it tastes like guys? (While he Eat Bean) WOAAAHHH!!!
2:56
Peter: I know if I test this and I start racing without my good buddy over there, he might go on strike and then who am I gonna- who am I gonna test products with, my fully sentient brother?
3:13
Peter: Whichever gets down to the end first-
(Dingus sets off Peter's bean)
Peter: NO CHEATING!!! ( continues explaining) Doesn't have to eat their own turds in the backyard after they make them. Hope you win this one!
(Peter makes Dingus win on purpose)
Peter: Wow. Guess you have to stop doing that-
4:03
Peter: Now according to these institutions you rip the thing open and you put it inside this little bottle. But IT IS in Japanese, so I don't think they want me to actually do that, they probably need me to like...watch Naruto.
4:32
Peter: Sorry, I have a disease where I turn into a freaking motorcycle when I'm angry.
7:11
(Peter's phone pings)
Peter: PIKABOB THEY KNOW IT'S US!-
9:40
Peter: What are your first words as an audible creature?
Pikabob: ...pika
4:40 Bro has never seen The Wizard of Oz
Can’t believe plunkert died. Fly high pertis konter🕊🕊🕊
Babe wake up, peter uploaded
I knew Peter would take our advice and cash in views using dingus. I just hope it's compensated with treats and scratches and pets.
Funny bluetooth noise never gets old
Can we talk about how he put soda in the bubble machine and it still worked?
That dog is soO cute my dog would have destroyed that car before i could even set it down
Thats a good dog right there
this is one of the bingus videos ever
guys this is it the channel is not dingus knetter
The start really got me though
I love your Dingus doggo.
Maaaaan dingus has changed
It's peter doing peter things!
3:48 mmm pikachu donut~
THEY DID SURGERY ON A PIKACHU
"Car goes turns" 👍
Funniest thing i have seen all day 5:00
You didn't need to click bait this video. It's a good video
Your colon won’t stay.
Your dog is so cute i wanna cry
Your dog is adorable