Everything Wrong With King Arthur (2004) In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2017
  • Well, with a new King Arthur live-action movie adaptation approaching (sigh) we figured we'd go back to the most recent one and look for sins. And boy did we find some. Holy mother of god did we find some.
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  • @jonfeist1400
    @jonfeist1400 7 років тому +60

    That arrow flying across the field and killing that guy in the tree was legit the funniest thing I've seen in a movie in years.

    • @chrisroney4948
      @chrisroney4948 Рік тому +4

      That shit had me rolling lmao

    • @MegaJamesj
      @MegaJamesj 9 місяців тому

      I couldn't remember laughing that hard for years 😂🤣😂

    • @Cooz.
      @Cooz. 5 місяців тому

      @@MegaJamesjyou’re a liar

    • @shanefelkel9966
      @shanefelkel9966 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah. Straight-up Holly-woad.

  • @morganmontgomery1800
    @morganmontgomery1800 4 роки тому +80

    I absolutely love the character of Tristan, but I fully expected him to point out the fact that Tristan took his helmet off to do battle with Cerdic only to immediately get slashed in the neck. Like, poor boy, that's what the helmet is for.

    • @barrylyndon5552
      @barrylyndon5552 Рік тому +4

      I liked Tristan too, only problem is that he went all movie consistently showing himself to be the Good Will Hunting of generally being awesome and seemed almost invincible. Whereas Cedric didnt do anything
      Then he loses, which had to happen for the plot since Arthur needed some personal revenge boner. I just didnt really believe Tristan could lose, would have helped to show Stellan being a melee beast but the Saxxons never actually had anyone to fight until the end I guess.

  • @bradariousspar5003
    @bradariousspar5003 4 роки тому +65

    Studio Execs- "Hey Mads, do you want to be an expert with a Chinese sword, a falconer, a great archer, or a guy who can seemingly teleport?" Mads- "Yes."

    • @irinasantillan8300
      @irinasantillan8300 2 роки тому +7

      fun fact: mads didn't like the falcon 😂 (but he respected it, obvi)

  • @sheboyganshovel5920
    @sheboyganshovel5920 7 років тому +15

    Actually, in the books Tristram, in addition to being the only knight who could stand toe-to-toe with Lancelot, was first in hunting, harping and in hawking. He's one of the closest to his legendary form of the entire movie.

  • @1992mjcc
    @1992mjcc 7 років тому +44

    We have Hannibal and Will Graham fighting side by side in Arthur's army and no mention about it. Cinema sins haven't watched Hannibal.

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 7 років тому +417

    2:15 Googles Sir Loras for no good reason at all, but gives no fucks about motherfucking actual Alliser Thorne!

    • @arantiaa
      @arantiaa 7 років тому +63

      Owen Teale actually playing a good guy for once, who'da thunk?!
      Oh, and that's Stannis under Merlin's beard...!

    • @wulozhiro1316
      @wulozhiro1316 7 років тому +55

      Blackfish is Lancelot father.

    • @snowy2583
      @snowy2583 7 років тому +9

      Man, they wasted all the future game of thrones stars

    • @TalosBjorn
      @TalosBjorn 7 років тому +1

      Stannis is Merlin. True story

    • @hazza3
      @hazza3 7 років тому

      Or the Black Fish.

  • @matthayward7889
    @matthayward7889 7 років тому +57

    "To consistently fuck with Scotland" I lol'd

  • @MisterSpinalzo
    @MisterSpinalzo 7 років тому +369

    But does he know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 6 років тому +20

      Hearing Voices // Making Choices Is it an african swallow?

    • @Nagrachlp
      @Nagrachlp 6 років тому +13

      Nah, its definitly a european swallow.

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 5 років тому +9

      If the swallow is unladen, then you are suggesting that coconuts do indeed migrate.

    • @runlarryrun77
      @runlarryrun77 5 років тому +6

      Are you suggesting they could attach a line between them, beneath the dorsal guiding feathers?

    • @camsterdam3896
      @camsterdam3896 5 років тому +5

      Carrying a coconut?

  • @leogothisoscar271
    @leogothisoscar271 7 років тому +161

    +1 sin for CinemaSins for not making a Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham reference.

  • @misterb3577
    @misterb3577 7 років тому +135

    15:28 - Wow...that was one of the funniest arrow-kills-meant-to-be-taken-seriously that I've ever seen. XD

    • @Armendicus
      @Armendicus 7 років тому +10

      How did he even fucking see his target?

    • @SantitariumHaze
      @SantitariumHaze 7 років тому +16

      He's the best. His eyes are also the best. Also he's a druid and can use the bird's sight as his own. Also he's actually a robot - a robot druid with super eyes.

    • @SnivyTries
      @SnivyTries 7 років тому +13

      Let's break it down, shall we? No archer can sight in and shoot in the span of one draw motion, it would take incredible strength and formal training to shoot an arrow that distance, he would have had to account for any wind over the wall, the tree was obscuring his target, and his target should have seen the archer drawing, thus giving him a LOT of time to evade that arrow.

    • @MattMusky
      @MattMusky 7 років тому +5

      It didn't even look like he pulled the string back enough for that arrow to go a quarter of the distance, the arrow moved way too slowly to travel that distance at that angle, the archer had to have x-ray vision to see the target through the wall, the target had to have x-ray vision to have been doing anything meaningful up there, it's a miracle it didnt hit any branch, and it's a miracle the guy didnt see it.

  • @mmgringoire2
    @mmgringoire2 7 років тому +54

    Surprised there were no Hannibal references.

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 7 років тому +288

    Anachronistically referring to Britain as England: +10 sins.

    • @valmarsiglia
      @valmarsiglia 7 років тому +4

      Haha!

    • @lucilovecraft1621
      @lucilovecraft1621 5 років тому +6

      I know, Merlin was Scottish and anyone heard of Arthur’s seat in Edinburgh? ✌️

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 роки тому +8

      Hey, the bad guys are working on making it England...

    • @gertvandenberghe5914
      @gertvandenberghe5914 4 роки тому +4

      Mate, this is far from the only anachronism in the movie...

    • @johnthwaites5976
      @johnthwaites5976 3 роки тому +4

      @@lucilovecraft1621 merlin was Welsh, not Scottish. Arthurs seat has nothing to do with king Arthur.. It was originally called, "Archer's Seat" but over the years slowly changed to Arthur

  • @visageliquifier3636
    @visageliquifier3636 7 років тому +52

    Actually - a bishop having military skills is the one seemingly insane thing that actually has historical basis. Although this was more strongly in practice amoung German bishops, but even small Anglo monastic communities needed to fend off the Vik, Danes and Norse. The orders took many duties, prayer being featured, but some recognized warfare as defense of the flock and relics. Check out the Song of Roland, which features the bloodthirsty tactician Archbishop Turpin.

  • @ilaydalucky1808
    @ilaydalucky1808 7 років тому +414

    *CinemaSins uploads*
    *homework glares at me from the drawer* "Don't you dare..."
    *slams drawers shut*
    "It can wait for 17 minutes"

    • @ThSadomasohista
      @ThSadomasohista 7 років тому +70

      I recommend going to a doctor if you're hearing your homework speak to you.
      Unless your homework is a living human you have to do "something" with to do your homework...
      either, you sir have mental problems.
      -Best regards, the person who takes everything too seriously.

    • @tuckersimmons4950
      @tuckersimmons4950 7 років тому +14

      Or less!

    • @athenagreen5390
      @athenagreen5390 7 років тому +13

      Why is your homework in your drawer? Shouldn't it be in your bookbag, or in a folder on top of your drawer? Or like me, on top of my computer half done?

    • @ritabrebre
      @ritabrebre 7 років тому

      ily

    • @reikenator
      @reikenator 7 років тому

      Ilayda lucky ii

  • @trajan74
    @trajan74 7 років тому +21

    2:23 That kid may not have been Ser Loras but that philosopher talking to young Arthur was Ser Allister. Weird seeing him as a thoughtful, nurturing character.
    Also, Merlin was King Stannis.

    • @made-line7627
      @made-line7627 Рік тому +3

      I didn't realise it was Stannis's actor! I think Brynden Tully was Lancelot's father, too

    • @groundedlifestyle88
      @groundedlifestyle88 Рік тому +2

      no but apparently Sir Lancelot's dad is Ser Brendan Tully, "The Blackfish"

    • @jasondelacruzart
      @jasondelacruzart Рік тому +1

      It's not a coincidence that 3 actors barely known of this movie were cast for Game of Thrones. Definitely Dumb and Dumber watched this.

  • @ShadwehUmbrea
    @ShadwehUmbrea 7 років тому +74

    Actually, before the church really decided to quell this tradition, it wasn't unheard of for clergymen to be warriors. An example of this is found in an old epic called "the Song of Roland."

    • @curtisdavis2891
      @curtisdavis2891 5 років тому +3

      Did They Do This During The Holy War Crusades?

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 5 років тому +5

      And you even got a "picture"... well... a medieval type one, of Bishop Odo fighting in the Bayeux Tapestry :-)

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 роки тому +2

      @@curtisdavis2891 Yes. The First Crusade was "led" (in the same way one herds cats) by Bishop Adhemar, and there's period art depicting him in maille with a mitre on his head in battle.

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 3 роки тому +1

      @2manynegativewaves Exactly. Cinema sins long time ago turned into a wafflecunts(and not the good kind of waffle,more of a blue waffle kind) who have no fucking clue what they are talking about

  • @MuscleFlexChris
    @MuscleFlexChris 7 років тому +270

    ''Rome expected Mexico to pay for it'' 😂

    • @skidooshlayman12
      @skidooshlayman12 7 років тому +3

      Pretty sure Romans levied taxes on the British to pay for it, so...

    • @CoryTheRaven
      @CoryTheRaven 7 років тому +8

      Chris Morris it worked too. How many Mexicans do you see in England? hmmm?

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 7 років тому +2

      +CoryTheRaven
      Exactly!
      ...
      Wait, what?!

  • @alexkmz
    @alexkmz 7 років тому +203

    No "Mads Mikkelsen isn't eye fucking Hugh Dancy in this scene" joke?

    • @megancress1384
      @megancress1384 7 років тому +8

      alexkmz I was waiting for that

    • @Sarah-js7qq
      @Sarah-js7qq 7 років тому +8

      My thoughts exactly at least twice

    • @cutekatiej
      @cutekatiej 7 років тому +5

      Cinema Sins apparently ships it, and thus doesn't count it as a sin?

    • @megancress1384
      @megancress1384 7 років тому +1

      ***** probably, I'll stick to that assumption

    • @alexkmz
      @alexkmz 7 років тому +3

      Katherine Clark it's a sin bc it's *not* happening.

  • @HUNTERKILLER20001
    @HUNTERKILLER20001 4 роки тому +11

    The 10th sin actually makes sense. The Sarmatians were mostly nomadic, meaning they didn't give a shit whether there were crops or anything, because they didn't live off of agriculture.
    Edit: Tristain is also not using a chinese sword, but a sarmatian cavalry saber.

  • @MoonChild145
    @MoonChild145 6 років тому +40

    The secret to Tristan's powers is a healthy diet of people

  • @faabyy21
    @faabyy21 7 років тому +302

    You missed 'movie inavertedly causes Hannibal the TV series'

    • @thecherrymuffin2674
      @thecherrymuffin2674 7 років тому +32

      OMG YES! That fact should remove 50 sins alone tbh XD

    • @vyersreaver1749
      @vyersreaver1749 7 років тому +15

      faabyy21 and how is this a sin, exactly?

    • @bobafettuccine3541
      @bobafettuccine3541 7 років тому +4

      Please Sin The Abyss, there's gotta enough sins in that movie to write a book.

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 7 років тому +7

      And since when is that a bad thing?

    • @faabyy21
      @faabyy21 7 років тому +3

      Lol yall it was in good fun! I love the show a lot but I just wanted it mentioned somehow n.n i'd sin season 3 tho

  • @cheque150
    @cheque150 7 років тому +81

    I like waking up and hearing Jeremy's voice every Tuesda & Thursday

  • @xxxprincessxxxjay7104
    @xxxprincessxxxjay7104 5 років тому +39

    but why is no one mentioning that Hannibal and Will Graham have known each other forever

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Рік тому +2

      They reincarnate and meet up their lover throughout time ;)

  • @sassycassie1282
    @sassycassie1282 4 роки тому +27

    Listen having Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy in this movie is great because then they both star in Hannibal.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Рік тому +1

      Tristan/Lancelot shipping

    • @FatTibbySuccubus
      @FatTibbySuccubus Рік тому +2

      Specifically Galahad's line: "I don't kill for pleasure, unlike some." And Tristan's response: "You should try it, you might get a taste for it." It works TOO well

  • @vm9522
    @vm9522 7 років тому +254

    I had only watched half of this movie but until today I was 100% sure that guy playing Arthur was Nicolas Cage....my world-view has been shattered and I don't know what to believe anymore.

    • @jjbeatle2006
      @jjbeatle2006 7 років тому +19

      the mandela effect...hahaha

    •  7 років тому +1

      jjbeatle2006 no way dude it's more like this dude acts, sounds, and presents himself like Nicholas Cage

    • @thefatheroflies7921
      @thefatheroflies7921 7 років тому +11

      Bob Pickleson When Nicholas Cage is on screen, he lets you know. There's no mistaking his genius for anybody else. First dude is crazy.

    • @logosloki
      @logosloki 7 років тому +9

      It actually felt like the movie was made for Nicholas Cage. Alas Nicholas Cage instead was in a movie called Lord of War in that year, off the heels of National Treasure the previous year.

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 років тому +4

      The Mandela Effect is a harsh mistress.

  • @level3xfactor
    @level3xfactor 7 років тому +53

    I'm impressed at the restraint of only using two Monty Python jokes, and both at the end no less!

    • @bruce601
      @bruce601 2 роки тому +1

      There was Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-Film which was another one

    • @opheliaismyname9180
      @opheliaismyname9180 2 роки тому +1

      It's also fun because apparently the Mikkelsens learned English from Monty Python

  • @kailanoellerichardson7733
    @kailanoellerichardson7733 7 років тому +51

    Come on CinemaSins, Tristan can't teleport that would be ridiculous. Obviously he's a warg, duh. LOL

    • @mikegrossberg8624
      @mikegrossberg8624 5 років тому

      Not '"telePORT", "telePATH"! Isn't it obvious that he sees what his HAWK sees?

  • @carsoncasmirri3874
    @carsoncasmirri3874 5 років тому +13

    King Arthur: proof that in actuality the most motivating force for anything is a DD-214

  • @NashCBJ
    @NashCBJ 7 років тому +40

    Just watched the new Fast and Furious movie. I'm really excited for the 45 minute video on it by CinemaSins

  • @AnerevRel
    @AnerevRel 7 років тому +891

    still waiting for Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) 😆

    • @greatwork25
      @greatwork25 7 років тому +17

      I'm still waiting for Rogue One.

    • @Biczeschlappe
      @Biczeschlappe 7 років тому +48

      There is nothing wrong with Men in Tights, you monster.

    • @MMOGood2Go
      @MMOGood2Go 7 років тому +10

      I'm still waiting for Spaceballs and blazing saddles.

    • @Katatawnic
      @Katatawnic 7 років тому +6

      Lord Cottington
      NO movie is without sin! 😉

    • @missnoncompliant6279
      @missnoncompliant6279 7 років тому +2

      I've heard if you drink bleach they'll do them.

  • @komradewirelesscaller6716
    @komradewirelesscaller6716 Рік тому +6

    One of my all time favorite movies!! When I can sit through a movie dozens of times over and never get bored with it I know it must have been a pretty darn good movie!!

  • @igotveemon
    @igotveemon 7 років тому +11

    Y'know, this may come as a surprise: This movie is more historically accurate than the actual king arthur stories.

  • @daviddavies3637
    @daviddavies3637 7 років тому +155

    Holy shit. For a movie that tries to look at the historical Arthur, it has more historical inacuracies than Braveheart.

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 7 років тому +9

      David Davies IKR? At least Braveheart was pretty entertaining. I haven't seen it in full, but this... didn't. I realize that it's hard to accurately fit history to a near ancient legend told so many different ways, but they could have tried a little harder!

    • @taliamason7986
      @taliamason7986 7 років тому +3

      Not really. Its still not really clear to this day who King Arthur really was or if he was even real.

    • @daviddavies3637
      @daviddavies3637 7 років тому +6

      The point I'm making is not whether the portrayal of Arthur is real, but everything else in the movie. Calling their assailants "woads", for instance, presumably in reference to the woad that ancient Britons used as war paint? By that point, virtually all southern Britons had become Romanised and insurgencies were a greatly diminished threat. Yet this movie still portrays 5th century Britons as barbarians.

    • @taliamason7986
      @taliamason7986 7 років тому +2

      David Davies True though by the 5th century the Romans had left Britain to defend Rome from the Visigoths.

    • @thomasalvarez6456
      @thomasalvarez6456 7 років тому +9

      Mongols hats, bows that fire way too far with little trouble, a doubled bladed axe and HEELS ON ANCIENT BOOTS!

  • @amsyarzawir4647
    @amsyarzawir4647 7 років тому +32

    Just noticed alliser thorne, stannis baratheon and bryden tully were in this movie

    • @BenEd2
      @BenEd2 7 років тому +8

      And the actors who SHOULD have played Euron and Victarion Greyjoy (Mads Mikkelsen and Ray Stevenson respectively)

    • @HustlerMitch
      @HustlerMitch 7 років тому

      Where did you see Stannis?

    • @amsyarzawir4647
      @amsyarzawir4647 7 років тому +1

      HustlerMitch he was THE MERLIN

    • @thecowardlydragon3982
      @thecowardlydragon3982 7 років тому

      and Yara!

    • @paulinaenck5797
      @paulinaenck5797 7 років тому +2

      Plus discount Ser Loras lol

  • @uafc1
    @uafc1 7 років тому +21

    Didn't realized that both Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter were on this movie.

  • @therealneal3034
    @therealneal3034 5 років тому +35

    “To consistently f*ck with Scotland” got me. 😂😂😂

  • @stormstrider1990
    @stormstrider1990 7 років тому +26

    This was one of my favorite movies in my teens, but I haven't watched it in years. As a young history geek, I kinda liked the idea of tying together Arthurian legends and their supposed origins in the fall of the Roman Empire. Of course as I grew older I realized most of this movie is fan- fiction and a recent issue of a local history magazine pointed out the historical inacuracies.

    • @anaussie213
      @anaussie213 4 роки тому +5

      Yet the remnants of large buildings and much wealth have been found near tintagel. The original myth that said the court of Arthur was found near but not at the more recent tintagel castle being possibly based on truth then. Perhaps a strong Romano British warlord had kept the peace in England during some lost century of the dark ages.

    • @arahantiusdetache5103
      @arahantiusdetache5103 2 роки тому +4

      Ah no, King Arthur has not been proven to exist let alone the so called 'local history magazine' being proven as legitimate ROFL.

  • @Still.No.Name.
    @Still.No.Name. 7 років тому +293

    Making a GoT reference about an actor that wasn't in GoT but you completely miss Alliser Thorn from the Nights Watch in the sin before. *ding*

    • @Still.No.Name.
      @Still.No.Name. 7 років тому +27

      On top of the actor playing the One True King Stannis Baratheon being in the film as well. *ding*

    • @TearYouApart360
      @TearYouApart360 7 років тому

      No Name I was thinking the same thing.

    • @zakbm
      @zakbm 7 років тому +37

      Also the Blackfish as Lancelot's father

    • @Still.No.Name.
      @Still.No.Name. 7 років тому

      zakbm I thought that was him but couldn't find him on the wiki.

    • @heathcliffO_o
      @heathcliffO_o 7 років тому +2

      +No Name in what universe is Stannis baratheon the true king?

  • @nikkihankin755
    @nikkihankin755 7 років тому +24

    Just realised Hannibal is playing Tristan - lets hope he isn't hungry

    • @nikkihankin755
      @nikkihankin755 7 років тому +4

      and Will is Galahad OMG

    • @miekelei2761
      @miekelei2761 5 років тому +5

      Nikki Hankin there’s where the actors met and became friends, so we have to thank this movie for all it’s done for Hannibal the tv series. Also, pre made au fanfiction. Genius.

    • @thepickygamer4450
      @thepickygamer4450 4 роки тому

      Might be a better movie if He were hungry.

  • @Tentadish
    @Tentadish 7 років тому +40

    This is actually one of my favorite movies, as well as V for Vendetta, and I still love the sins given!

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx Рік тому +2

      There must be a better Arthur movie. Perhaps the animated Sword in the Stone? Or perhaps A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas.

  • @vulkantheprimarch8905
    @vulkantheprimarch8905 7 років тому +106

    "our commander, Artorias"
    is this a fucking dark souls origin story.

    • @jcace13
      @jcace13 7 років тому +7

      Vulkan The Primarch That would be a way better movie

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 7 років тому +2

      Vulkan The Primarch King Arthur is consumed by the abyss confirmed.

    • @ArcosOfBlack
      @ArcosOfBlack 7 років тому +1

      Vulkan The Primarch Pretty sure they said "Arturias", but close enough. Also...
      #DarkSoulsNeedsAMovie

    • @Seraphiel29
      @Seraphiel29 7 років тому +2

      arcos xerocite Hell no. The last thing that Dark Souls needs is a movie.

    • @ArcosOfBlack
      @ArcosOfBlack 7 років тому +1

      Nope, it totally needs a movie. A good movie, exploring some of the lore of a character. Whether it's animated, or live action, a movie for Dark Souls would be fantastic.

  • @TheGreatUnwashedThing
    @TheGreatUnwashedThing 7 років тому +164

    "Historians agree" - nobody who has ever been to a real academic history conference would utter those words...

  • @hansdampf3587
    @hansdampf3587 7 років тому +2

    I just realised that Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham are fighting on the same sight. Weird world.

  • @mrmoore2050
    @mrmoore2050 4 роки тому +26

    4:24 Bishops totally had military skills for hundreds of years. The Pope/Vatican use to own armies. Crazy, but true.

  • @Lunethex
    @Lunethex 7 років тому +29

    "These poor bastards are poor"
    Yeah that's what I remember about King Arthur.

  • @ludere5572
    @ludere5572 7 років тому +22

    The comments about Til Schweiger are really funny, because for most of the people living in germany he isn't know for his badassery but for his debatebel romantic comedies

    • @Alias_Anybody
      @Alias_Anybody 7 років тому +2

      Ludere der ludigste
      Action movies don't sell in Germany. But it's not like no action movies with Til Schweiger are a loss for humanity. :-D

  • @verenaklempt8598
    @verenaklempt8598 6 років тому +2

    As a German it is very funny you should say: "Any time you see Til Schweiger in a movie you know there's some evil shit about to go down"....over here he is mostly known for rom coms

  • @PLEASE.STOP.SAYING.POONTANG
    @PLEASE.STOP.SAYING.POONTANG 7 років тому +230

    Because of Cinema Sins, whenever I see a good actor in a crappy movie, I think "They dragged (e.g.) Jeremy Irons into this, didn't they?" lol

    • @Concequence
      @Concequence 6 років тому +25

      Also (at least for me) 'narration', 'roll credits' and 'in the Prometheus school of running away from things' ...

    • @zur137
      @zur137 5 років тому +2

      I want to like this but 40 is such a nice round number so here you go 👍

    • @jonathanslater1397
      @jonathanslater1397 5 років тому +2

      For a decent actor, I'm struggling to think of a good film he has been in other than the lion king.

    • @christopherallen6036
      @christopherallen6036 5 років тому +4

      Jonathan Slater: Man in the Iron Mask and Kingdom of Heaven

    • @jonathanslater1397
      @jonathanslater1397 5 років тому +1

      @@christopherallen6036 I'm afraid I'll have to disagree, for me they're pretty bad films.

  • @aiyayayaya843
    @aiyayayaya843 7 років тому +607

    Dissappointed that Arthur is not a smol British teen girl with an invisible sword that shoot beams.

    • @videitos09
      @videitos09 7 років тому +14

      I didnt get the reference... please tell me where is it from, im really curious about it.

    • @kio4896
      @kio4896 7 років тому +70

      Fate/Stay Night.

    • @kuramagayming4519
      @kuramagayming4519 7 років тому +40

      videitos09 fate/zero

    • @videitos09
      @videitos09 7 років тому +3

      oh ok, thank you both

    • @AlphaOmega1237
      @AlphaOmega1237 7 років тому +42

      And yet I can say that this is a movie that gets less about King Arthur right and treats his lore less seriously than the anime that gender bent him and Morgan

  • @nuffly893
    @nuffly893 7 років тому +59

    After playing Darksouls people saying the name Artorias will never be the same

  • @yaminashi23
    @yaminashi23 2 роки тому +2

    17:48 "what is it, your period?"
    That made me stupid laugh so hard🤣🤣

  • @mousepariah3884
    @mousepariah3884 2 роки тому +3

    Best thing from this movie? Hugh met Mads and we later got Hannibal

  • @albannaig19
    @albannaig19 7 років тому +141

    I'm getting a PhD in early medieval history (just, you know, so I look like an expert here). This movie is a perennial 'bad favorite' of mine. A lot of it is an attempt to make an Arthur movie based on actual theories about the historical Arthur. It's a joke, but some of these sins aren't as bad as you make them sound.
    Sin 10: The Sarmatians were semi-nomadic steppe people, kind of like the Huns. They didn't have agriculture but migrated regularly across the vast grasslands north of the Black Sea.
    Sin 32: The 'Woads' are basically the Picts, who lived in northern Britain and were never under Roman rule. They raided across the border constantly, especially as Roman rule in Britain came to an end. That's the context for the battle.
    Sin 33: Tristan isn't supposed to be 'from' southern Britain (he's clearly from 'the East')--not that that makes his character any less ridiculous.
    Sin 34: There's a hole in the linen curtain in the carriage, which is where the arrow entered.
    Sin 37: Bishops were often very happy to lead troops into battle and crack some heads, until the later when the practice was banned by the church.
    Sin 38: The Woads are not native English, they are indigenous Picts performing cross-border raids.
    Sin 41: Sarmacist, not Salmacist.
    Sin 46: Bors's wife is asking why he's late.
    Sin 67: The dude is a traitor to his own people because he's feeding information to the Saxons.
    Sin 74: You would only close the gate to a fortified town at night and if an attack was immanent.
    Now we just need a whole video to deal with the historical inaccuracies.

    • @PapaPhilip
      @PapaPhilip 5 років тому +15

      The "Woads" were actually on the side of the Saxons at this time, trying to attack the Britons. Bishop Germanus is Saint Germaine of Auxerre who had been a Roman general before he was elected as a bishop. One of his most famous proteges was St. Patrick of Ireland. When St. Germaine came to Britain to settle the problem of the heresy of Pelagianism (the heresy they have Arthur love, and which they misrepresent horribly), he was asked to help the Britons fight the Saxon and Pict army (Woads). He agreed to lead them, but led them into what is known as the Alleluia victory. He had the Britons all baptized and then while still "wet behind the ears" (i.e. still wet from baptism), he led them in singing Alleluia in a mountain pass. The echo of the song made it sound like there was a huge army surrounding the Saxons and Picts, and they then fled in terror, dropping weapons and armor so that they could run faster, and a great victory was had without shedding any blood! That would be a cool movie. This one was just dreck.

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 5 років тому +2

      @@PapaPhilip That's some interesting stuff you mentioned. Thanks for sharing. And it's always nice to find see a priest out there.

    • @Catubrannos
      @Catubrannos 5 років тому +8

      Sin 33:
      Tristan is a Briton and he has a native name. The main debate about him is whether he's from the west country or near Edinburgh. These Sarmatians in this movie in any case were recruited as children and it still doesn't explain how a chinese sword came to be used by one of them, particularly as that type of sword likely hadn't been invented yet - for another 400 years or so.
      Sin 37:
      Bishops, or any priest, could fight, but I understand during the middle ages they were restricted to using blunt weapons like clubs.
      Sin 67:
      The so called traitor is north of the wall as are the Saxons. He's a Briton I guess but who's to say he's pro Roman? The land they're in north of the wall belonged to Celtic tribes that the Romans had conquered, then left alone, then come back and conquered again, then left alone, then come back again. So all the locals north of the wall up to the second wall 100 miles away were partially Romanised Britons and likely Christian who'd repeatedly felt the worst the Roman Empire had to offer and next to none of its benefits, so who is this Briton being a traitor to? They're trying to push the idea that the Saxons were out to get the Britons while ignoring the part where the Romans had actively been trying to conquer the remaining Britons in the north for centuries. It's entirely possible that this so called traitor was a member of a tribe like the Gododdin who were glad the Romans were leaving.
      Sin 74:
      If things are urgent enough you need to be escorted to safety then you don't leave the doors open during the day. It was also an estate (villa), not a town and why someone favoured by the Pope and therefore with good political connections would be so exposed is just total rubbish.
      Oh, and 3:56 ... that thumb is going to be meeting Mr Ground very soon.

    • @CeltycSparrow
      @CeltycSparrow 5 років тому +3

      Here's a question for you then.....is one of those historical inaccuracies this movie depicts the fact that this movie seems to portray Lancelot as being older than Arthur as a child, but then it seems to be the opposite when they are adults? Lancelot then seems to be the head-strong, hot tempered warrior and Arthur is the wise, patient leader.

    • @niklasthaler4335
      @niklasthaler4335 5 років тому +1

      The "Woads" alias Picts are one of the reasons the Saxons were supposedly in Britain in the first place. They apparently were INVITED to deal by the romano-britons (i am really unsure wether to call them romano-britons or just britons, as they werent really a homogenous bunch) with the pictish raids, then had some kind of falling out with their employers and took shit for themselves.

  • @harryalderson6175
    @harryalderson6175 7 років тому +174

    can we sin the hawk for being a Harris hawk.... a bird from the Americas.

    • @wendellsawyer4386
      @wendellsawyer4386 4 роки тому +5

      But do we know the hawk didn't discover America?

    • @superstitioustaurus533
      @superstitioustaurus533 4 роки тому +1

      I thought they were native to the UK. We have them in my town and they’re treated as though they are?

    • @minab5256
      @minab5256 2 роки тому

      SuperstitiousTaurus they aren’t native but are introduced which they wouldn’t be there for this time frame.

  • @mrcruz9682
    @mrcruz9682 7 років тому +85

    "some poor people pooring" LOL

  • @emmarosedewittbukater
    @emmarosedewittbukater 6 років тому +67

    "aw man, they left a perfectly good Keira Knightly down here"

    • @henryesj6242
      @henryesj6242 3 роки тому +1

      Emma Rose Dewitt Bukater I know, who would leave a perfectly good Keira Knightley down there

  • @danielle4296
    @danielle4296 7 років тому +14

    Despite the inaccuracies. I absolutely loved this movie

  • @williamswyers1031
    @williamswyers1031 7 років тому +19

    I heard Artorias and seriously thought "Abyss Walker" would come right after it.

    • @msremnant5576
      @msremnant5576 7 років тому +1

      william swyers haha. If only halfway through the movies Arthur adopts a wolf.
      And Excalibur is the wkgs

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 7 років тому

      william swyers Why would you not just call it the Greatsword of Artorias?

  • @SteamboatWilley
    @SteamboatWilley 7 років тому +16

    I'd totally forgotten Ioan Gruffudd was in this thing.

    • @SteamboatWilley
      @SteamboatWilley 7 років тому +7

      ...and Sean Gilder. What is this, a Hornblower reunion?

  • @spacepotato5524
    @spacepotato5524 6 років тому +2

    I nearly spat out my drink when I saw ol' Alliser Thorne tenderly speaking to a child, haha.

  • @jonathanweathersby3832
    @jonathanweathersby3832 7 років тому +333

    "doesn't need notifications because always on UA-cam" squad?

    • @Lazyboy5298
      @Lazyboy5298 7 років тому +11

      "I want to die but I'm too much of a fucking coward to do it myself" squad?

    • @happytriangleman1157
      @happytriangleman1157 7 років тому +17

      "Life is suffering and we are all waiting for the sweet release of death" squad?

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 7 років тому +3

      "if I had two heads I could suck on both tits" squad?

    • @childeater7327
      @childeater7327 7 років тому

      My man

    • @Nova-sama420
      @Nova-sama420 7 років тому +4

      so that's it, we are some kind of "doesn't need notifications because always on UA-cam" squad?

  • @KasperAura
    @KasperAura 7 років тому +156

    Ahhhhhh I've been waiting for this one for so long holy crap
    This is one of my favorite movies, I can't wait to see you tear it apart

    • @furioussherman7265
      @furioussherman7265 7 років тому +6

      KasperAura That's the exact opposite reaction most people have when their favourite movies show up on this channel.

    • @KasperAura
      @KasperAura 7 років тому +8

      Haha, I guess I just love really amazing movies, or favorite movies, just getting torn apart. It's really hilarious. Especially this movie, with its flaws.

    • @Katatawnic
      @Katatawnic 7 років тому +10

      Furious Sherman
      I enjoy his videos more when they're about movies I liked. Even if I don't agree with all his sins, I still get a good chuckle out of them. Most often, the more I loved a movie, the more I'll watch and laugh and say, "Yep!" NO movie is without sin!

    • @TheyFinallyGotMe
      @TheyFinallyGotMe 7 років тому +18

      Finally, someone who gets what this channel is about. lol I enjoy most of the movies he sins, too, but I still can't help but laugh at the nit-picks and jokes and such. Even when he genuinely hates a movie I like or love, it doesn't bother me because I'm not a baby (unlike a lot of commenters on this channel...)

    • @alamoaggie
      @alamoaggie 7 років тому +2

      Same here! I don't care how stretched it is to even be related to the King Arthur tales at all, I still love it.

  • @Ciercel
    @Ciercel 7 років тому +72

    I can't believe you didn't sin Tristan for eating an apple with a knife, with all the "eating apple=douchebag" sins you've done. Even though Mads looks cool no matter what he does :P

  • @elenawilliams8058
    @elenawilliams8058 5 років тому +2

    Your clips cheer me up like nothing else can. Both thumbs up for the frequent Monty Python references. Love, love, love them 🥰

  • @hanspeter0
    @hanspeter0 7 років тому +50

    our dog always chases people on the bike. it got so bad that i had to take the bike away from him

  • @aces1237
    @aces1237 7 років тому +39

    Do Arthur,king of the Britons,seek the Holy Grail on this movie?
    If not 0/10

    • @babserella2778
      @babserella2778 7 років тому +2

      King of the WHO?

    • @Jon_Bjorck
      @Jon_Bjorck 7 років тому +2

      babserella2778 The Britons!

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 7 років тому +1

      Who are the "britons"?

    • @hemmingwayfan
      @hemmingwayfan 7 років тому +1

      We all are. We are all Britons, and I am your king!

    • @Unqualifiedtake
      @Unqualifiedtake 7 років тому +2

      Well, I didn't vote for you.

  • @waren78657
    @waren78657 7 років тому +9

    Oh, I waited so long for "Prometeus school of Backing Away From Things" :)

  • @Kimtu241294
    @Kimtu241294 5 років тому +1

    15:28 That arrow and hos laugh got me... lol

  • @therealbobmayo5065
    @therealbobmayo5065 7 років тому +10

    11:44 nice Moana reference.

  • @jonaslaestadius7589
    @jonaslaestadius7589 7 років тому +234

    You should do the Narnia films, I can imagine there being a lot to remark on.

    • @ketsiamayenne8844
      @ketsiamayenne8844 7 років тому +8

      Jonas Laestadius I agree, but at the same time so many childhoods would be broken (including mine)

    • @calvin88893
      @calvin88893 6 років тому +4

      The films are just too bad compared to the original novels

    • @ktony859
      @ktony859 6 років тому

      Oh yes please!

    • @theradgegadgie6352
      @theradgegadgie6352 6 років тому +2

      Not the least of which would've been Georgie Henley's horrific ****ing "haitch"ing, which so pissed me off coming from a middle-class 1940's English girl that I smashed the DVD's of all three films into fragments and threw them in the bin.

  • @sogggy
    @sogggy 4 роки тому +1

    At 13:15 Arthur yells "Prepare for combat!" They pull out their swords, but the saxon army is 100 yards away.

  • @Agk3los
    @Agk3los 7 років тому +6

    Love that you tried to point out sir Lawrence but missed the fact that the man who KILLED JOHN SNOW IS HIS FATHER.

  • @ItsBrandonYee67
    @ItsBrandonYee67 7 років тому +113

    No points taken off for the Keira Knightly lap dance?

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 7 років тому +22

      Maybe her body doesn't do it for him. He didn't once say "Keira Knightley is not my girlfriend in this scene"

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 7 років тому +16

      Nah Sinemasins guy is not the same as he used to be. He lost his soul.. Always used to credit lap dance scenes etc, now he just nitpicks and hates on everything in movies he doesn't outright love.

    • @RoNPlayer
      @RoNPlayer 7 років тому +17

      Daniel Kemnitz We broke him. With our Emoji-Movies and endless sequels, we broke him. AND NOBODY ONCE THOUGHT IF WE WERE DOING SOMETHING WRONG!!

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 7 років тому

      +Daniel Kemnitz yea and its because they don't try to sin actual good movies anymore.
      Cinemasins writing formula now...
      "Is it getting a sequel or a remake..then do it..don't waste time sinning quality movies"

    • @oddballskull1941
      @oddballskull1941 7 років тому

      all they do is sin movies any 5 year old could sin..they don't challenge themselves at all.

  • @micahvalentine4878
    @micahvalentine4878 7 років тому +205

    "This movie is so damn inaccurate! Sincerely, a history buff."
    -Literally every comment.

  • @ln4737
    @ln4737 7 років тому +7

    02:13 ser Alliser knows He is going to serve on another Wall than the Adrian's one.

  • @MechyPaula
    @MechyPaula 6 років тому +4

    THE MOANA SINGING JUST KILLED ME, AND THEN BIRDEMIC OMG AHHAHAHAHAHAH LMAO

  • @loulie1997
    @loulie1997 7 років тому +16

    Can I just say how extremely disappointed I am that there was not BBC Merlin references! An opportunity lost there my friend

  • @Killerwhale-kp2fm
    @Killerwhale-kp2fm 7 років тому +411

    King Arthur is a Hanzo Main

    • @Romanji
      @Romanji 7 років тому +19

      I'd say he's a Yasuo main

    • @joshuagraham5849
      @joshuagraham5849 7 років тому +5

      That is true. That is true.

    • @Nash237
      @Nash237 7 років тому +3

      And an artorias rip off, he didn't even bring sif

    • @LordHayabusa85
      @LordHayabusa85 7 років тому

      Killerwhale 6011 he's half-built?

    • @dr2d2
      @dr2d2 7 років тому +1

      do joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat movie

  • @Empolo18
    @Empolo18 7 років тому +3

    Lancelot is clearly Mr.Fantastic, and not a single joke from CinemaSins about his lack of Fantastic-ism. +1 sin.

  • @cidb.212
    @cidb.212 3 роки тому +9

    "And yet Rome expected Mexico to pay for it." I died:D

  • @metrosuez7475
    @metrosuez7475 7 років тому +14

    you make a reference to Finn Jones, who isn't in this movie but show clips of The Blackfish and Alliser Thorne in the film and say nothing? NOTHING?! Damn you Jeremy

    • @BenEd2
      @BenEd2 7 років тому +4

      Plus Merlin was Stannis

    • @metrosuez7475
      @metrosuez7475 7 років тому +3

      and FUCKING STANNIS THE MANNIS? THE ONE TRUE KING?! FUCKKKKKIJJBKJHBVJHJHCFVBHN

    • @witnessme4352
      @witnessme4352 7 років тому

      Also, wasn't Merlin played by Stannis?

  • @LadyCorax
    @LadyCorax 7 років тому +11

    I'm adding an extra sin for that Harris's Hawk, a species native to the Americas.

  • @Richdbiskit
    @Richdbiskit 7 років тому +3

    15:27 - your laugh is infectious haha

  • @SuperPhilthyrich
    @SuperPhilthyrich 5 років тому +2

    "Whose job is it to light all these candles so important people can..." - a question I ask myself during virtually every movie that takes place prior to the invention of electricity. Candle making must have been an incredibly huge industry back in the olden days. That's something ya just never hear about.

  • @TheBubbaclaw
    @TheBubbaclaw 7 років тому +6

    Your "Woad Song" gave me the first full belly laugh I've had in the last 4 episodes.

  • @bobiku77
    @bobiku77 7 років тому +4

    If you were more famous hollywood producers would go to you and say "Forgive me lord for I have sinned"

  • @caesarmedina8489
    @caesarmedina8489 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone notice when Arthur took that guys head he made a upward cut from the bottom of the back of his neck, up to the front, yet when they showed the head gone the guy was cut upward from front to back? Its like stabbing someone in the back with a spear and then showing them dead with the pointy end of the spear sticking out their back.

  • @ellevee4087
    @ellevee4087 7 років тому +1

    Also, @ 6:18 the Bishop has 6 discharge papers but when he walks into the room he says he thought there would be more knights.

  • @HerooftheWild
    @HerooftheWild 7 років тому +33

    can you please do both Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2 please, those movies are in dire need of the CinemaSins treatment

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 7 років тому +5

      Nightwing
      Maybe when the third one comes out this year.. I enjoyed the first two a lot though.

    • @justineady4251
      @justineady4251 7 років тому +6

      RP wait another jeeper creeper movie coming out this year

    • @LeahLaushway
      @LeahLaushway 7 років тому

      Nightwing Shut up and show us your sweet, sweet ass.

    • @oompie815
      @oompie815 7 років тому

      Justin Eady
      Yes, it was in production for a while, but it only now got a release date.

    • @HerooftheWild
      @HerooftheWild 7 років тому

      I don't hate the films, I just love whenever a film gets the CinemaSins treatment

  • @juandonjuanhan
    @juandonjuanhan 7 років тому +392

    how was there no mention of keira knightly's bs fighting abilities. No muscle, no testosterone, nearly starved to death a minute ago; beats the shit out of well nourished warriors who have spent their whole lives fighting and training and are also big men.

    •  7 років тому +74

      John LaG she used the Force u hater

    • @badnipple
      @badnipple 7 років тому +9

      why did i laugh

    • @zyral.f.6938
      @zyral.f.6938 7 років тому +4

      John LaG Bc these whiners that complain constantly about a little reading don't sin, just make bad jokes and complain, it's their whole spiel now, they gave up trying a couple years ago and still get the views. Now watch their fans=cuckholds who have nothing better to do than defend these guys as -you can't take a joke, blah, blah, blah. Sad americans too busy defending horseshit labeling and belittling each other to actually engage in real problems like inadequate education and discourse.

    • @juandonjuanhan
      @juandonjuanhan 7 років тому +28

      Zyra L. F. I don't think education is America's problem. I think that the problem is the entertainment industry. they've really dumbed down the population

    • @xxAntiOtakuxx
      @xxAntiOtakuxx 7 років тому +79

      How about how she's pulling back a bow string with two fingers that a few hours before were dislocated. By all rights just moving those fingers let alone holding anything with any strength would hurt but pulling back a bowstring which would at least have a fifty pound pull (most were a hundred plus) is impossible.

  • @flankspeed
    @flankspeed 7 років тому +4

    "... to consistently f**k with Scotland."
    Epic LOL

  • @bayareafan217
    @bayareafan217 4 роки тому +2

    Talks about Loras from Game of Thrones, but no mention of Alliser Thorne being on screen seconds before

  • @justified2real843
    @justified2real843 7 років тому +27

    Anybody else call out the bad things in a movie when watching it....if so you have cinemasins to thank

    • @SgtKOnyx
      @SgtKOnyx 7 років тому

      Lil Lynn Umm.... no

  • @jceaam6624
    @jceaam6624 7 років тому +9

    Now do Everything Wrong With Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    • @thehackingburger3002
      @thehackingburger3002 7 років тому +3

      jceaam Provided what that movie actually is...
      We'll be here all week.

  • @thecarnut9899
    @thecarnut9899 3 роки тому +1

    “Damn what’s Arthur doing with that guys head head, well I guess it had to be dealt with somehow”

  • @ZakanaHachihaCBC
    @ZakanaHachihaCBC 7 років тому +2

    The Moana and Monty Python references are golden!

  • @jasone6844
    @jasone6844 7 років тому +51

    Please Sin the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy movie.

    • @vexed3719
      @vexed3719 7 років тому +2

      We don't talk about it.

    • @buzzthebuzzard5267
      @buzzthebuzzard5267 7 років тому

      Man, now I feel like watching that again.

    • @BrandonGries
      @BrandonGries 7 років тому +4

      Jason E there are only 42 sins, let's discuss at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe

    • @logansmith7517
      @logansmith7517 7 років тому

      Brandon Gries You know, because 9 times 6 is 54?

  • @davidparfitt1645
    @davidparfitt1645 7 років тому +55

    Britons in this case are not from England or English and did not fuck with Scotland. They spoke a Brythonic dialect most closely related to modern Welsh and largely migrated west or North (to the Welsh and Scottish hills) when the Saxons started to dominate.

    • @louiswilliamson1540
      @louiswilliamson1540 7 років тому +12

      A large amount actually remained in modern day England and embraced the Anglo-Saxon culture.

    • @davidparfitt1645
      @davidparfitt1645 7 років тому +8

      This is true, of course I was over simplifying, apologies. I should also mention that it all has very little to no real bearing today on modern UK politics, even the "Celtic" nationalists aren't really moaning about the anglo/saxon/jutt invasion at this point.

  • @7Write4This9Heart7
    @7Write4This9Heart7 7 років тому +2

    Love this! And that Moana reference with the singing! Haha! I love when you sing! IT's actually really nice!

  • @Cupcub71
    @Cupcub71 4 роки тому +1

    'To consistently fuck with Scotland'. Well, Jeremy you owe me a new monitor. I'll never get that much Diet Coke and spit out of it.