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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @UnLoadedLux
    @UnLoadedLux 8 років тому +676

    "How many people booed you in this battle"
    E Ness : PLENTY NIGGAS

    • @TheNewKingof
      @TheNewKingof 8 років тому +4

      UnLoaded Lux DNA is trash to me... I havesome homies that haven't even Hit the main stage yet and would kill any car in url... I'm tired of seeing the same people battling on url... no new cats all old mcs and they all boring to me.... I stopped watching this bs at 2153

    • @clue47
      @clue47 8 років тому +26

      put up a video of one of your battles and why are you killing cars?

    • @pkbshay
      @pkbshay 7 років тому +1

      UnLoaded Lux Eness Str8t AsSss!

    • @watchingyou8019
      @watchingyou8019 6 років тому

      😂😂

    • @jeannettesneed
      @jeannettesneed 5 років тому +1

      He ain't listening to hear he listening to respond!!dumb ass nigga man!

  • @andychrist1925
    @andychrist1925 4 роки тому +609

    Bro when he acted like he predicted the punchline but just mumbled through it I DIEDDDD

  • @RickyBeePhenomenal
    @RickyBeePhenomenal 8 років тому +197

    E Ness ethered himself.

  • @QBee240
    @QBee240 4 роки тому +232

    E-Ness bounced in with such confidence and then rhymed like an elementary school boy..SMMFH

  • @MrBrent19872
    @MrBrent19872 6 років тому +373

    “Let him live” -Smack 😂😂😂

    • @kelvingiles6234
      @kelvingiles6234 6 років тому +11

      I was weak when he said that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dudekrazy2686
      @dudekrazy2686 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @renzobyd
      @renzobyd 5 років тому

      I caught that 2

    • @jalindud980
      @jalindud980 4 роки тому

      When

    • @ashleyboyd6614
      @ashleyboyd6614 4 роки тому

      YES
      YES
      YES
      YES
      SHOWER
      SHOWER
      SHOWER
      SHOWER
      Yes
      Yes
      Yes
      Yes
      Shower
      Shower
      Shower
      Shower
      Yes
      Yes
      Yes
      YES
      YES
      YES
      YES
      SHOWER
      SHOWER
      SHOWER
      SHOWER

  • @robj6692
    @robj6692 10 років тому +744

    in his defense....crazy glue is quite crazy. lol

    • @rbar1994
      @rbar1994 9 років тому +95

      Let's not forget that Burger King bought the rights to track #13 on the Press Play joint.

    • @robj6692
      @robj6692 9 років тому +7

      lolllllllllllllll almost forgot that

    • @dasun13
      @dasun13 7 років тому +1

      Rob J omfg..lls

    • @kammcamm
      @kammcamm 6 років тому +1

      Junior B how can we forget lol 😂

    • @matthewwilliams3525
      @matthewwilliams3525 5 років тому +3

      Dumb Krazy

  • @cedrickcooks5194
    @cedrickcooks5194 8 років тому +823

    dna could literally have said nothing and he still would have won lmao

    • @boldbabez3985
      @boldbabez3985 6 років тому +12

      🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheKingwalker22
      @TheKingwalker22 5 років тому +4

      😆

    • @blackazzmcashy9360
      @blackazzmcashy9360 5 років тому +3

      He damn near did😂😂

    • @2edaw09
      @2edaw09 5 років тому +1

      Faaaaaaacts

    • @marvinallen7117
      @marvinallen7117 5 років тому +6

      He literally did say nothing and won lol

  • @thutodikgale7649
    @thutodikgale7649 Рік тому +130

    It is 2023 now and this battle is still as entertaining as the day it came out.

    • @dmaria7392
      @dmaria7392 Рік тому +2

      Exactly 😂 it’s 2023 this still the funniest battle I’ve ever watched

    • @slimesita9998
      @slimesita9998 Рік тому

      swear

    • @LaloElizalde
      @LaloElizalde Рік тому +1

      This, disaster, Pat stay are some of the best battles

  • @evintillery3664
    @evintillery3664 8 років тому +436

    Eness trying to guess DNA lines is funny😂

  • @gotpain1687
    @gotpain1687 6 років тому +440

    Eness: you thought you had the home court advantage
    Someone in the crowd: YES!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ronkjr507
      @ronkjr507 5 років тому +4

      The Fix Was in Yooo. I thought i was the only one who heard that

    • @FAMIZ26
      @FAMIZ26 5 років тому

      Exactly, wasn't a fair fight

    • @Von_Julio
      @Von_Julio 4 роки тому +1

      19:19

    • @shiestyrecords3225
      @shiestyrecords3225 4 роки тому +4

      tbh.... first round..... ENess.... had it..... first round he did well til he did the "Fuck outta hea!!!!"

    • @Von_Julio
      @Von_Julio 4 роки тому

      @@shiestyrecords3225 😂🤣

  • @bigcmac8006
    @bigcmac8006 9 років тому +398

    I'm not the only one who's reminded of that episode of spongebob, where every time spongebob would step out thy would cheer and they'd boo for squidward and shit😂😂

  • @tshepochiloane1357
    @tshepochiloane1357 3 роки тому +101

    The crowd’s reaction to DNA’s first punch tells you everything you need to know about that 1st round. Niggas was starving 😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @damn671
    @damn671 5 років тому +596

    E-Ness most memorable bars are:
    a) Dat sh*t nutty
    b) Dat’s light
    c) I’m a dinosaur you know dat
    d) They came to boo me
    e) All of the above

    • @NuCreechure
      @NuCreechure 5 років тому +108

      Also "Plenty niggas"

    • @yoson29
      @yoson29 4 роки тому +34

      f) This shit rigged

    • @_02kaye
      @_02kaye 4 роки тому +109

      Y'all forget de best bar
      "I'm crazier than crazy glue"

    • @Icyking510
      @Icyking510 4 роки тому +4

      C 😂

    • @ashleyboyd6614
      @ashleyboyd6614 4 роки тому +1

      Shower
      Shower
      Yes
      Yes
      Yes
      Yes

  • @JoshMosquea
    @JoshMosquea 8 років тому +442

    Ness reactions are hilarious but lowkey shoutout to DNA for being the bigger man and keeping his composure cuz Ness should've got slapped but we all know DNA ain't like that.

    • @FAMIZ26
      @FAMIZ26 5 років тому +30

      He had to cause he freestyled, he can't lose his train of thought, so he blocked it out

    • @caramelkisses8396
      @caramelkisses8396 3 роки тому +22

      I love DNA because he's really humble and unassuming, always respectful towards his opponent! When its his time, you getting shut down and nah his freestyles literally be off top!!

    • @vipset87
      @vipset87 3 роки тому +4

      @@caramelkisses8396 one of the best in the game

    • @vipset87
      @vipset87 2 роки тому +1

      @kst kst well.. true.. all the replay value was from ness

    • @manollo1767
      @manollo1767 2 роки тому +2

      Imagine Ness acted like that in a battle with Hoffa lol

  • @JamaalSTL
    @JamaalSTL 5 років тому +833

    It’s been 7 years and I still cry laughing at this battle.

    • @jrth7548
      @jrth7548 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Theraiman616
      @Theraiman616 4 роки тому +6

      Is there any battle thats just as funny

    • @fredeickbradford265
      @fredeickbradford265 4 роки тому +8

      Facts. Especially Ness 2nd and 3rd lol THAT SHIT LIGHT LOL

    • @Von_Julio
      @Von_Julio 4 роки тому +10

      @@Theraiman616 Perosnally I believe T Rex's battle against K Shine was almost as sad and funny at the same damn time

    • @Theraiman616
      @Theraiman616 4 роки тому +3

      @@Von_Julio aight ima check that 1 out

  • @MeekWR
    @MeekWR 3 роки тому +133

    E ness was heart broken every time he looked up and seen diddy them laughing and going crazy during dna rounds 🤣🤣🤣

  • @manu70bcs
    @manu70bcs 5 років тому +114

    E ness: i said ayo-
    Crowd: TIME!

  • @dr.platinum2336
    @dr.platinum2336 6 років тому +811

    Eness said the battle was scripted” how tf the WHOLE crowd get together before the battle and said aye yall we gone boo Eness the whole time iight

    • @SVGIN
      @SVGIN 6 років тому +10

      Stfu nigga.....

    • @anitasimone9386
      @anitasimone9386 6 років тому +71

      Right! & they were with him the first two bars lmao but this nigga Ness suck.

    • @anthonybrown1862
      @anthonybrown1862 5 років тому +13

      Dr.Platinum 23 lmao FATCS bro truer words never spoken you damn sure get thumbs up for that one 👍

    • @indianschool9684
      @indianschool9684 5 років тому +1

      Dr.Platinum 23 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @d.balbas6952
      @d.balbas6952 5 років тому +4

      @@indianschool9684
      Haha. Old ass battle but after circling around to this battle again.
      E.Ness vs Uno Lavos in this type environment.

  • @WILD__THINGS
    @WILD__THINGS 9 років тому +165

    DNA should have said "oh you mad cuz I'm stylin on you"

  • @keediebeedie
    @keediebeedie 3 роки тому +98

    Smack yelled “ TIME “ like he couldn’t wait to stop hearing ness LMAO 😂 . Mane

    • @jewelsofuniverse2130
      @jewelsofuniverse2130 3 роки тому +4

      Lol 😂 after this it was only right e ness had the rematch😂 and dna don’t look the same he gained body fat over the years
      E ness battles be funny with his animations vs all his opponents he got tons of battles and dna got tons of battles and u combined their resumes they have a whole 100 plus anime series with all battles they did

    • @juniorreed0692
      @juniorreed0692 3 роки тому

      Wassup

    • @originaltroll7511
      @originaltroll7511 3 роки тому

      @@jewelsofuniverse2130 lmfao Ness a lot better now we need the rematch

    • @SatoshiKong
      @SatoshiKong 2 роки тому

      original troll ua-cam.com/video/t_oIhvzBTo0/v-deo.html

    • @maxketchum4523
      @maxketchum4523 2 роки тому

      He had to be pissed the amount of money he poured into this event Dna was ok but I mean still had it been tay roc it would’ve been worth watching eness getting his ass whooped & booed off the stage..

  • @williamharris9264
    @williamharris9264 9 років тому +548

    E-Ness has the worst sportsmanship in battle rap history. This is embarrassing he's acting like a 3 year old with a temper tantrum

    • @tonyathroughjesusimfree374
      @tonyathroughjesusimfree374 9 років тому +1

      Rotf!

    • @MrAjjmgr97
      @MrAjjmgr97 9 років тому +37

      ***** I know right, DNA was so calm about it. If it was Math Hoffa, he probhably beat the living shit outta E ness !!

    • @triniyankee
      @triniyankee 9 років тому +15

      William Harris its not him tho. that's the nyc crowd. hitman holla go thru the same thing. and ayeverb too. they quick to boo anybody not from nyc.

    • @jonnycashh3876
      @jonnycashh3876 9 років тому +22

      triniyankee but it dont help when u suck tho....E-Ness sucks bad!

    • @MistaBaZ
      @MistaBaZ 7 років тому +13

      +triniyankee nah, the crowd was tryin him then he started sayin some wild shit that was just like "Whaaaaat?" when he said get all those battle rappers the fuck outta here and included smack... nah, BOOOO! "Them pussies make my dick wet"... what does that even... BOOOOO!! he made it worse for himself for carrying on

  • @JadoreAllure93
    @JadoreAllure93 10 років тому +791

    Whenever I Need A Good Laugh... I Watch This Lol!

    • @devonblair72
      @devonblair72 10 років тому +6

      Yo this shit was d.a funny as fuck. lol

    • @otakun85
      @otakun85 9 років тому +7

      yes dude round 2 was the funniest charlie you know ima dinosaur

    • @jvpinoy4621
      @jvpinoy4621 9 років тому +2

      ness a fat nigga

    • @anthonystoner7160
      @anthonystoner7160 9 років тому +1

      Jadore Allure Exactly, this will never get old. lmao

    • @Nocap-bojack
      @Nocap-bojack 9 років тому +8

      Same here...ness is a #LAME

  • @ThaPolarBoy
    @ThaPolarBoy 8 років тому +286

    Ok So can we all agree that this I HANDS DOWN the funniest battle of all time? "Plenty Niggas" "That Shit Nutty" "This Shit Fixed, They came to boo Me" "I'm crazier then krazy glue" the list goes on 💀💀😭😭😭

    • @tyleroneil6945
      @tyleroneil6945 5 років тому +22

      For real everyone talking shit eness came through with mad quotables

    • @spitteastwood
      @spitteastwood 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lifeofniajanae5215
      @lifeofniajanae5215 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 bruuuuh

    • @gggvggvc
      @gggvggvc 2 роки тому +12

      "Ima dinosaur"

    • @josh706hova
      @josh706hova 2 роки тому +4

      Fixed killed me

  • @WeBuyFast
    @WeBuyFast 3 роки тому +47

    "That ain't bar for bar" 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @jharrison2k11
      @jharrison2k11 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @WeBuyFast
      @WeBuyFast 3 роки тому +1

      @@jharrison2k11 E Ness was tight

    • @ElkayLive
      @ElkayLive 2 роки тому +3

      Why does this make me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonhayes4786
    @brandonhayes4786 8 років тому +543

    and E Ness wrote all of this down and rehearsed it................lol....

    • @luiskuraica2907
      @luiskuraica2907 8 років тому +12

      😂😂😂

    • @animaIpath
      @animaIpath 8 років тому +54

      LMAO, never thought of it like that, i'm weak

    • @alvinstlouis4346
      @alvinstlouis4346 8 років тому +13

      fuck up thing e-ness is pure shit

    • @tonikavorkias5296
      @tonikavorkias5296 8 років тому +17

      Never thought of it like that, but since you put it out there - *GAWD DAMN!!!* 😂😂😂

    • @xDaPrincex
      @xDaPrincex 8 років тому +9

      word n he got the nerve to be yellin out trash when dna rappin

  • @shawnlun1801
    @shawnlun1801 6 років тому +612

    Ness got embarrassed in front of diddy 🤦‍♂️

    • @Camille-sv9tg
      @Camille-sv9tg 6 років тому +63

      I kept pausing cause i was getting embarrassed for him lol

    • @johnmuth8672
      @johnmuth8672 5 років тому +9

      Wow..I wonder how eness feels watching back in this video

    • @terrelldwayne4086
      @terrelldwayne4086 5 років тому +21

      Daddy prob paid the crowd to embarrass ness in front him!😭😭😭

    • @Xyz123Etc..
      @Xyz123Etc.. 4 роки тому

      😂😂🤣😂

    • @zeeics
      @zeeics 4 роки тому

      shawn Lun And that’s all it was and he didn’t know how to take it acting like a little bitch!

  • @torysanders3806
    @torysanders3806 5 років тому +259

    Look at him...emotional 😂
    -loaded lux

  • @iamjp1
    @iamjp1 4 роки тому +115

    one of the biggest emotional breakdowns of a battle rapper😂e ness made it 10 times worse for himself

  • @k.i.s.s..
    @k.i.s.s.. 8 років тому +267

    E Ness be thinking he got sweet punchlines and start gettin loud...the whole buildin be mad quiet 😂😂

    • @davidy14ktrill25
      @davidy14ktrill25 6 років тому +3

      iLLzWiLLz Watu'z A bit obvious that the level of penmanship not on par with each other

    • @TevvvB
      @TevvvB 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @datboycotvdotcom9593
      @datboycotvdotcom9593 5 років тому +1

      Yea wateva but all I Wana Kno is "were the water at" 6:23

    • @dmami84
      @dmami84 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @Demboyz1982
    @Demboyz1982 6 років тому +361

    ENess never paid my son for writing these bars for him back when my son was in 1st grade

    • @PDot-dx9ym
      @PDot-dx9ym 5 років тому +21

      That shit nutty

    • @Xyz123Etc..
      @Xyz123Etc.. 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

    • @777glizzy
      @777glizzy 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @tsayadyamar7785
      @tsayadyamar7785 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @BigShiro04
      @BigShiro04 4 роки тому +1

      TK Kirkland that you?

  • @JahmilBlair
    @JahmilBlair 5 років тому +62

    "You thought you was gon have a home court advantage" YES 😂😂😂

  • @sheashea4748
    @sheashea4748 8 місяців тому +13

    Omg my chest hurts from laughing so hard. I just lost my brother Sunday & needed a real gut laugh so I came back here in 2024 ❤❤

    • @RuneMamba
      @RuneMamba 3 місяці тому

      Sorry for your loss

  • @mrquestionyourmother3789
    @mrquestionyourmother3789 8 років тому +564

    I come back every year to pay my respects to E Nesses grave.

    • @myn021
      @myn021 8 років тому +23

      I come here every week to laugh my ass off bruh

    • @myn021
      @myn021 8 років тому +24

      shit nutty

    • @raygaspard7008
      @raygaspard7008 7 років тому +2

      MRQuestionYourMother 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @charismatickidd
      @charismatickidd 6 років тому +9

      Smack said "it's aight...let him live" lol

    • @BreakHarpe
      @BreakHarpe 6 років тому +2

      I come here whenever I need a good laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trevorraspberry8138
    @trevorraspberry8138 9 років тому +280

    This battle is crazier than crazy glue

  • @boldbabez3985
    @boldbabez3985 6 років тому +1254

    DNA could've mailed his Bars in and still won🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Upt3500
      @Upt3500 5 років тому +10

      😂😫😂😫😂😫😂😫

    • @BigRell38OET
      @BigRell38OET 5 років тому +6

      Lmao

    • @davidcrane4226
      @davidcrane4226 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😭

    • @propane2862
      @propane2862 5 років тому +3

      🐺😂🐺

    • @Trapinnewyork44
      @Trapinnewyork44 5 років тому +1

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hiphoponeworld
    @hiphoponeworld 4 роки тому +39

    "since Smack milked him for what he's worth, it's only right i get rid of Ness quick/Nesquik" man that fire

  • @livefromthe3-066
    @livefromthe3-066 8 років тому +136

    eness ain't the only one catching a bodybag from this battle I got 3-0d by the comments #scrollgang

  • @aaronblankson5732
    @aaronblankson5732 5 років тому +166

    E-ness: “When it comes to the boss-“
    Crowd: TIME!

  • @unrulyboy4773
    @unrulyboy4773 8 років тому +161

    I agree with E-ness that what dna is saying is light but what eness was saying is garbage

  • @druglordbriselda5310
    @druglordbriselda5310 2 роки тому +64

    Can’t believe this classic is coming up on 10 years….it’s aged beautifully😭😭😭

    • @Breezki
      @Breezki 2 роки тому +1

      This my first time watching lol

    • @lantetv2951
      @lantetv2951 2 роки тому +1

      This is not a classic , it’s murder

    • @RemyDaMenace
      @RemyDaMenace Рік тому +1

      Classic? Classic body, yea

  • @Broot603
    @Broot603 8 років тому +79

    e ness sayin errything dna spit was corny lol did he read the shit we wrote?

    • @KandiKisses32
      @KandiKisses32 8 років тому +16

      "That ain't bar for bar" 😂😂😂😂

    • @SinistaMinista666
      @SinistaMinista666 8 років тому +17

      Ness is a dinosaur, bruh! That shit nutty!

    • @myn021
      @myn021 8 років тому +14

      That shit fixed, they came here to boo him. Shit nutty, AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH go to his rap sheet

    • @Mad.Max1215
      @Mad.Max1215 5 років тому

      KandiKisses32 you wrote for him bro lmfao😂😭😭😭😭

  • @dasun13
    @dasun13 8 років тому +350

    this battle is a cure for a bad day

  • @ecfordmcree5281
    @ecfordmcree5281 6 років тому +304

    After all this time passed I had forgot they started chanting "CHEESECAKE" 😂😂😂

    • @kayj9802
      @kayj9802 5 років тому

      Ecford Mcree I’m in TEARS 😂😂

    • @jamaalhilton3921
      @jamaalhilton3921 5 років тому

      when???

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 5 років тому

      I'm looking up the cheesecake reference right now. I never watched Making the Band.

    • @justinpettit3432
      @justinpettit3432 5 років тому

      @@jamaalhilton3921 Around 27 minutes

    • @kalebharper3058
      @kalebharper3058 4 роки тому

      I haven't seen this battle in so long I completely forgot about the cheesecake chant hahaha this is gold haha

  • @JaKaiAmor
    @JaKaiAmor 3 роки тому +24

    Dna stumbles then E goes crazy “he choked” 😂

  • @JadoreAllure93
    @JadoreAllure93 11 років тому +117

    Ness mad.... Or nah? Smack was dead laughing while he was getting Boo'd lmao

  • @RogueSniperGaming
    @RogueSniperGaming 6 років тому +188

    E Ness’ flow is wack as hell, sounds like he’s reading a Dr. Suess book

    • @hottnicklez5450
      @hottnicklez5450 4 роки тому +18

      Facts this niggas flow is mad corny

    • @Charliedethklok7
      @Charliedethklok7 4 роки тому +8

      I don’t think it’s his flow, I like the flow, it’s his outdated punchlines

    • @nyrangers9440
      @nyrangers9440 4 роки тому +4

      Carlos Lainez He's fucking awful in every way possible. Flow, punchlines, schemes. One of the worst battlers ever

    • @jhlawncare3196
      @jhlawncare3196 4 роки тому +2

      He Da Best

    • @joseantoniosoto2743
      @joseantoniosoto2743 4 роки тому

      Fr

  • @mr2seven6
    @mr2seven6 8 років тому +62

    Ness in between his rounds has the most quotable ever Lmaoo 😂😂😂

  • @thoughtrealm8227
    @thoughtrealm8227 Рік тому +13

    There hasn’t been a single year since this dropped that I don’t revisit this iconic battle.

  • @btbg3200
    @btbg3200 5 років тому +296

    😂 this gotta be the first battle where you don’t wanna skip the person who sucks rounds cuz ness says sum of the funniest shit every round

  • @mizzygotswagg12292
    @mizzygotswagg12292 6 років тому +94

    After DNA’s first round
    Smack: *hops up and down* YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

  • @daddydaddy8791
    @daddydaddy8791 6 років тому +93

    I can’t even go 5 minutes without cringing 😂😂

  • @GreaterWorksGallery
    @GreaterWorksGallery 2 роки тому +29

    E-Ness owes all of us a settlement check for having to sit and listen to this.

    • @shiestyrecords3225
      @shiestyrecords3225 9 місяців тому +1

      Don't worry burger king will get us the royalties

  • @brizzy2121
    @brizzy2121 6 років тому +179

    E Ness... you crazier than crazy glue my dude ? Who gave the green light on this bar ?

    • @chazjones6102
      @chazjones6102 5 років тому +11

      Ironically, its an old craig mack bar "original flavor in your ear"

    • @fresh593
      @fresh593 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @Dreover
      @Dreover 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @waterworka1
      @waterworka1 4 роки тому +2

      thats got to be on of the funniest bars... Im crying....again.... Im crazier than crazy glue, yeah! 30:41

    • @aSpeakerOfTheTruth
      @aSpeakerOfTheTruth 4 роки тому

      "I'm crazy like super glue"
      "I'm crazy like glue, ask Elmer"
      I'm donating that to E Ness... I don't need em. Peace

  • @DW-vl2wi
    @DW-vl2wi 5 років тому +173

    This is why we should stay humble. Clearly Eness head was too big.

  • @KandiKisses32
    @KandiKisses32 8 років тому +62

    I come back here religiously and every time I read every comment and die laughing all over again. There are so many quotables; "That sh** nutty," crazier than crazy glue." And I'm so special
    Everything he said was ridiculous😂😂😭💀💀

    • @myn021
      @myn021 8 років тому +11

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH go to his rapsheet!!

    • @KandiKisses32
      @KandiKisses32 8 років тому +3

      Versace God Right! Imma talk to Norbes when I see him too

    • @dopeboynuke4036
      @dopeboynuke4036 7 років тому +2

      ima dinosaur.

  • @KB-wd8eh
    @KB-wd8eh 2 роки тому +44

    Crazy how DNA stumbled for a second and Ness carried on saying it was a choke.
    Nowadays battlers actually choke for minutes without any repercussion

    • @welcometobangkok8220
      @welcometobangkok8220 Рік тому +3

      “nowadays”? mfs been choking ever since battle rap came out.

    • @KB-wd8eh
      @KB-wd8eh Рік тому +6

      @@welcometobangkok8220 your ability to comprehend = 0

    • @welcometobangkok8220
      @welcometobangkok8220 Рік тому +1

      @@KB-wd8eh What? Read what you said and read what i said. Does it make sense now? If not, try reading it slower or ask an adult.

    • @amandaclbn8324
      @amandaclbn8324 Рік тому +1

      @@welcometobangkok8220you focused on the wrong part “no repercussions” was the point

  • @YBCannonz
    @YBCannonz 8 років тому +24

    That nigga ness said "they came here to boo me, that shit fixed" !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @dreygates8246
    @dreygates8246 5 років тому +359

    Whenever life is bad I come watch this and see how bad ness was.. Life immediately gets better..

  • @iAintSayDat
    @iAintSayDat 6 років тому +210

    Still crazier than crazy glue after all these years

    • @jrth7548
      @jrth7548 5 років тому +1

      Yup

    • @sheisrhyanna6938
      @sheisrhyanna6938 5 років тому +2

      GGHoe Gary In 😂😂😂

    • @isiaha7765
      @isiaha7765 3 роки тому +1

      To this day lmaoooo

    • @DoctorBrute
      @DoctorBrute 2 роки тому

      It was dope when Craig Mack said it in the 90s

    • @iAintSayDat
      @iAintSayDat 2 роки тому +3

      @@DoctorBrute Facts, but that was over a beat, Mack said it first and this ain’t the 90s 😂

  • @fabulouseddie9488
    @fabulouseddie9488 2 роки тому +24

    ness was drunk , ain’t no way he wrote that and thought it was ok 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RLJ550
      @RLJ550 8 місяців тому +1

      Where the water at?

  • @kluv5560
    @kluv5560 5 років тому +101

    He gone cry in the car😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBloodprint
    @TheBloodprint 9 років тому +81

    DNA: "Question who have you cut? who have you shot? who have you stabbed Ness?"
    E Ness: "Plenty a niggas!" "plenty a niggas!" LMMFAO *classic*

  • @889bigdave
    @889bigdave 7 років тому +203

    This the only battle where I don’t watch the winners round only the loser rounds lmaooo

    • @JoDuke1128
      @JoDuke1128 7 років тому +8

      Dave100s lmaooooooooo facts doe except the part he was talkin thru DNA rounds 😭

    • @niyamonaee5930
      @niyamonaee5930 6 років тому

      Lmfaoooo

    • @propane2862
      @propane2862 5 років тому +1

      🐺😂🐺fuccin stupid😂😭

    • @petermasih854
      @petermasih854 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sirtoby2070
      @sirtoby2070 5 років тому +8

      Bruh He lost his own rounds and won all of DNAs rounds!
      "I'm a dinosaur. He know that." LMFAO

  • @ownknow8161
    @ownknow8161 Рік тому +12

    *11 years later, I am here to laugh again! 🤣😂😂🤣*
    *”I’m crazier than crazy glue; YEA!!!!”*

    • @hiphoponeworld
      @hiphoponeworld 6 місяців тому +1

      youre in good company bro we are probably a bunch of people who come for our yearly pilgrimage to see Ness get bodied

    • @ownknow8161
      @ownknow8161 6 місяців тому

      *🤣😂😂🤣 DNA 🧬 didn’t have to do much,* @@hiphoponeworld*. That was a body in the first round.*

  • @KyrinChase
    @KyrinChase 8 років тому +308

    This is the only 3-0 where the person who lost was wack, but I still listen to his round anyway

    • @dnastys3055
      @dnastys3055 8 років тому +13

      true idk why i didn't skip his shit lol

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera 8 років тому +30

      cuz it was so bad it was good. never seen a meltdown like this lol

    • @KyrinChase
      @KyrinChase 8 років тому +21

      Juan Rivera I've watched this with my friend and cousin on separate occasions. We all agree DNA won 3-0. But we were dying laughing at E-Ness

    • @Juan_rivera
      @Juan_rivera 8 років тому +1

      Kyrin Chase meant ness' parts lol

    • @Robiro578
      @Robiro578 7 років тому +8

      Kyrin Chase THAT SHIT NUTTY

  • @devinmccauley640
    @devinmccauley640 7 років тому +56

    Every time I come back E-Ness gets worse and worse

  • @booda8609
    @booda8609 3 роки тому +21

    Had a rough day today, I needed to revisit this battle and laugh in 2021 😂😂😂😂 Eness really a comedian lmfaoooo

  • @chrisoramas478
    @chrisoramas478 9 років тому +189

    This was a clear body bag, Dna didn't even have to say something eness commited suicide 😂😂😂

  • @Piccolo661
    @Piccolo661 9 років тому +75

    as soon as they started booing he asked for water lol

  • @_Paul_N
    @_Paul_N 8 років тому +197

    "Why every battle you getting these bum ass shirts made?............My son learned how to make those in 1st grade"
    "I'm crazier than crazy glue."
    I think P.Diddy slid Smack a couple dollars under the table to put Ness on the card so they could laugh at him. Ness makes Cortez look like Loaded Lux.

    • @with_palo
      @with_palo 8 років тому +12

      Lmfao huh? Hahahaha! I don't think Diddy knew how weak Ness could get. Ness woulda stood a better chance keeping quiet.

    • @KandiKisses32
      @KandiKisses32 8 років тому +13

      Peter Mokhothu Diddy knew, Ness was acting out and fighting on Making the Band.

    • @d.j.mcclain4403
      @d.j.mcclain4403 7 років тому +12

      I think diddy spent busta there to witness the body. I can hear busta tell diddy “yoooo son that nigga kilt ness son yo word to muva” 😂😂

    • @marshawnayiti4016
      @marshawnayiti4016 7 років тому

      Paul N. that shitt funny as hell. 😄😄😄 💥💫🌟🔥

    • @dondukkez6132
      @dondukkez6132 6 років тому

      20 min in .. watch again @Cole Brown

  • @Illhumbleyou
    @Illhumbleyou 4 роки тому +36

    I think Eness won cuz his saltiness was entertaining as hell 😂 🤣 💀

    • @JahmilBlair
      @JahmilBlair 3 роки тому +6

      It made the battle 😂😂

  • @Chrislittle223
    @Chrislittle223 8 років тому +105

    you beat me but you didn't beat me the crowd help you.....
    this nigga used a Madden and 2k excuse lmaooo

    • @jimmy6700
      @jimmy6700 8 років тому +2

      Facts

    • @nulomusic913
      @nulomusic913 7 років тому

      Chris Little bruh....😂😂😂

    • @kensniffeyjr1004
      @kensniffeyjr1004 7 років тому +1

      Chris Little yo best comment I've seen in a while....had a bad day needed a laugh

    • @leonvernon3449
      @leonvernon3449 7 років тому

      Chris Little lmao

  • @kaminalagann1966
    @kaminalagann1966 9 років тому +126

    Damn I think E-ness might have had the worst sportsmanship that I've ever seen

  • @ResponsiblyBroke
    @ResponsiblyBroke 5 років тому +49

    Ness was more worried about the crowd instead of DNA bodying his shit 😂 Continue to Rest Easy Ness

  • @mesc681
    @mesc681 4 роки тому +31

    Every big boo:
    6:12
    9:11
    16:36
    17:53
    19:49
    20:39
    30:49
    31:57
    33:52
    34:39

    • @Poundz978
      @Poundz978 4 роки тому +6

      Needs to be a Tshirt 😂

    • @dmaria7392
      @dmaria7392 4 роки тому +4

      I WALKED TO BROOKLYN TILL MY FEET HURT .........BOOOOO!!! 😂😂💀😭😭

    • @VenomousStare
      @VenomousStare 2 роки тому +2

      THEY CAME TO BOO ME

    • @Slim_Charles
      @Slim_Charles 8 місяців тому +2

      THERE’S SO MANY OF THEM LMAOOO

  • @triniyankee
    @triniyankee 9 років тому +133

    that water 3-0'd ness

  • @deesmoove5852
    @deesmoove5852 6 років тому +103

    I Just Noticed Ness Was Wearing An "L" Pendant On His Chain, That's Hilarious In Itself 😂

    • @spitteastwood
      @spitteastwood 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Jayignac
      @Jayignac 5 років тому +3

      It’s a B...

    • @shemuelisrael4871
      @shemuelisrael4871 5 років тому

      B.I.G WOULD SAY YOU DEAD WRONG

    • @aSpeakerOfTheTruth
      @aSpeakerOfTheTruth 4 роки тому

      The chain is an L.. ... Ness even said it around 38:53ish. Smh.... "Lockness"? That's an L in itself, when it should be an E or a N.
      Elliott can bring his best
      And a team for war
      Nigga named after a cop
      N a monster never seen before
      Yall enjoy those ill rhymes, I don't mind, but they still mine...lol

    • @PancakeDiaries
      @PancakeDiaries Рік тому

      @@aSpeakerOfTheTruth The "L" is for Lloyd, which is his real name.

  • @Dom2k16
    @Dom2k16 7 років тому +313

    "I'm crazier then crazy glue"
    bruh

  • @triggaknicca
    @triggaknicca 3 роки тому +15

    This will forever be the funniest rap battle. We watched a man kill himself purely off of his own actions lmao.

  • @Lex23222
    @Lex23222 8 років тому +233

    I'm here just to laugh before I go to sleep

  • @jcinfan
    @jcinfan 5 років тому +65

    “iM cRaZiEr tHaN cRazY gLuE”
    -E Ness

    • @lucaboosie91
      @lucaboosie91 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😭 I was having a bad day but I watched ness rounds and I'm all better

  • @DREAMAR16
    @DREAMAR16 10 років тому +55

    Ness is rapping like its 1991....lol

    • @saul890
      @saul890 9 років тому +1

      HELL YEAH , NESS IS GARBAGE , AND HAVE THE NERVE TO GET MAD.

    • @MobKnowledge
      @MobKnowledge 9 років тому +7

      DREAMAR16 If Ness rapped these verses in '91, they still would've been wack.

  • @BattleRAAD
    @BattleRAAD 2 роки тому +6

    They chanted cheesecake at him 🤣🤣 Lord, what a battle

  • @GoBack1_
    @GoBack1_ 8 років тому +246

    I come back to this whenever I'm having a bad day and need a good laugh.. "Burger King bought the rights to this so... *BOOOOOOOOOOO*" LOL

  • @antoinedieujuste8190
    @antoinedieujuste8190 5 років тому +164

    Eness was emotional..🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ when the crowd see that they take advantage and break you apart...

    • @Shun-vr1bw
      @Shun-vr1bw 5 років тому +5

      Antoine Dieujuste that, n he just simply succ’d

    • @ericsonjacques7643
      @ericsonjacques7643 5 років тому +3

      Yeah for everything this is way u have pride in your work.

    • @tylerjamal4137
      @tylerjamal4137 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @tylerjamal4137
      @tylerjamal4137 4 роки тому

      Real world advise

    • @jahjahnumba6126
      @jahjahnumba6126 4 роки тому +7

      Especially in New York it can be anything from basketball to volleyball we gone go crazy if u trash 😂😂😂😂

  • @IAMINFUSION
    @IAMINFUSION 5 років тому +81

    Smack like "Let him live" 😂😂😂 classic battle yo.

  • @WeBuyFast
    @WeBuyFast 3 роки тому +6

    "Yo let him get his shit off" "let him live" 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @Ggv19128
    @Ggv19128 9 років тому +146

    I think eness might have had the worst performance I've ever seen

  • @Juan_rivera
    @Juan_rivera 8 років тому +197

    DNA's first four bars was better than Ness' whole first round LOL

  • @itsyaboyl-b3871
    @itsyaboyl-b3871 6 років тому +241

    It’s been 6 years since we lost E ness 💀

  • @Xyz123Etc..
    @Xyz123Etc.. 3 роки тому +5

    I still laughing to myself at the part where Ness said “I’m a dinosaur! He know that” Lol that shit just sounds so funny

  • @slimreaper8034
    @slimreaper8034 5 років тому +205

    Who else is here in 2019 just for a good laugh😂🤣😂🤣

    • @islandbrowning2299
      @islandbrowning2299 5 років тому

      Man lol these comments dont help either lol

    • @jrth7548
      @jrth7548 5 років тому

      Right here

    • @qoolhandpodcast
      @qoolhandpodcast 5 років тому

      Ness won btw. Still funny but the crowd was biased.

    • @jrth7548
      @jrth7548 5 років тому +4

      @@qoolhandpodcast nah, he thought he was crazier then crazy glue so he lost 😂😂

    • @ChamplooLiu
      @ChamplooLiu 5 років тому

      Same yo

  • @MrLaDoMoNeY
    @MrLaDoMoNeY 5 років тому +38

    “but that dont make me or break me, cuz all these guns is off safety...” BOOOOOOOOOOO 😭

  • @estebanrusso467
    @estebanrusso467 9 років тому +46

    Whenever I'm having a bad day, I just put this battle on.....guaranteed laugh every time.

    • @JayStaice45
      @JayStaice45 9 років тому +2

      I come back to this often as well, so funny. Lmao

  • @Megaman8707
    @Megaman8707 2 роки тому +6

    “Aye they just booin me!”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @snapbackboyable
    @snapbackboyable 8 років тому +72

    Lol Ness Thought That Shit Was Sweet 😂😂😂

    • @myn021
      @myn021 8 років тому +20

      booooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo fuck outta here, that shit nutty

    • @Robiro578
      @Robiro578 7 років тому

      Im Sxvage THAT SHIT NUTTY MAN

  • @dsykes88
    @dsykes88 5 років тому +262

    23:57 when Ness tried to act like he knew what DNA was gonna say 😂😂😂

    • @mikeacueto
      @mikeacueto 5 років тому +7

      Darius Sykes he did that twice lol

    • @SpongeBobsDadJacob
      @SpongeBobsDadJacob 5 років тому +1

      lol

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 4 роки тому +19

      he did it twice in dna’s first😂😂😂wrong both times lol the guy pretending to know the lyrics to the song

    • @Mrclassicphysiq
      @Mrclassicphysiq 4 роки тому

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @bigcovideoz2063
      @bigcovideoz2063 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @themeatspot5020
    @themeatspot5020 5 років тому +104

    This is my first time watching this battle.....and I'm speechless 😳

    • @theblacksoapboxxx
      @theblacksoapboxxx 4 роки тому +2

      I'm trippin cuz its the 1st time I'm watchin it and my name is Johari. Hmmm.

    • @originaltroll7511
      @originaltroll7511 3 роки тому

      @Dad E I come here on bad days....it could be worse

    • @Lon3Starr
      @Lon3Starr 3 роки тому +1

      I'm looking in the ring like "what is he doing in there" lol

    • @mikefrancis6546
      @mikefrancis6546 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂 This shit is classic! 😂

  • @traw7021
    @traw7021 2 роки тому +7

    He mad at the crowd for booing instead of being mad at that hot garbage he was spittin 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ He real emotional lmao

  • @Smorgasvord
    @Smorgasvord 11 років тому +64

    The ending of DNAs first round was one of the best moments in battle rap history

    • @ByAnyDreamNecessary
      @ByAnyDreamNecessary 11 років тому +4

      That, and when Calicoe ended his verse in detroit against Arsonal and the whole crowd went crazy with him.

    • @garymyers202
      @garymyers202 10 років тому

      and DNA vs midwest miles was a great ending too

    • @ijcollins15
      @ijcollins15 10 років тому

      and DNA vs ill will end of his 1st