Somehow, somewhere, someone taught me to question everything. "Just sound it out, Billy." Walk Talk Right, Wrong, What about homophones? Knew, new. To Two Too. Sense, Cents, Scents. UA-cam and EweToo(baa')
At first, it was just Q -- hint: Roger Stone and Steve Pieczenick. Then I recognized their voices and said so in the comments section of InfoWars' UA-cam Channel. After that, Q became Q-anon. ALL ABOARD the Q-Q Choo-Choo as it streams along the cryptic tracks, laid by an anonymous source, to the big Crash and Burn at the end of this line =========BOOM! Hint: Trump is antiChrist. The Dems CANNOT save us. Matthew 24: 24.
She’s already tweeted that this is real but the daily show is parodying it because they want to gaslight America Obviously this isn’t true but some part of you thought it could be and this is how whacked MTJ is
Michael Costa (the presenter in this video) is the best on the daily show right now. He is able to play a very over-the-top ironic character in the same way as old Stephen Colbert. The other presenters on the show right now aren’t quite ‘acting’ as much as they are just doing stand up about the news.
I was eliminated in the first round of my sixth grade spelling bee. To this day, I cannot see a dictionary without reliving the trauma of that day. No hugging couch back then either.
About 20 years ago, I worked as a substitute teacher. I hold 2 degrees in psychology, including a graduate degree. I have no formal training in teaching at all. The school district would have kept me in that $85/diem, no benefits position forever, if I had let it happen. What I learned about the state of education in texas shocked me, as I had attended school here. Even the “smart” kids were terrible at spelling and grammar, and in first year algebra, they were using calculators. I took first year algebra in 7th grade, in the same school district, and we did not use calculators. I gave them a test-I saw the materials they were being tested upon. They should not have needed nor been given calculators. That was 20 years ago. I am certain it is much, much worse now. I can hear it in the voices of young people around me. Also: not teaching cursive handwriting means that millions of Americans could never read the original text of the Constitution, not even if they tried. I do not believe that is an error. I believe it is entirely intentional.
Excellent points! 👉 All states (some more than others, definitely mine, Iowa) have cut back or taken money away from education since the 70s. More so in the past 2 decades, especially now when the cover is wokeness, crt and other nonsense. It's about control. It makes everything worse. Just ask around anywhere. How many people have read the constitution. Better yet, understand it. How about the citizenship test. Where I don't think the majority of people I've met here in Iowa use advanced mathematics in their daily lives, the future may very well depend on it. Things that were basic 20-30-40 years ago, are disappearing. People need to get off facebook and focus on family, friends and community before the vulture capitalist machine turns the hunger games into reality.
I took a 2 hours written test for a city job in CA yesterday, yes, written test, with 2B pencil for a city administrator entry level job! One segment was asking to identify the correct spelling of tricky words, e.g. Necessary, excellent etc. One segment was testing grammar... There were at least 160 candidates to compete for just ONE position, because the benefits package, there's hardly any new openings for city jobs.
You "saw the materials they were being tested upon", eh? Well, to be fair, anyone would have a difficult time passing if they were sitting on the material - unless they had their head up their..., which, funnily enough, brings me full circle.
Awesome 😅😄Kosta is the funniest and the least vanilla guy on the Daily Show. He knows how to beehive and how not to beehive and is quite smart and charming. I want to see more of his Project Conspiracy and other segments he does.
Don't trust autocorrect. Seriously, don't. There's a city in Germany called Munich. The German translation for this is "München." Once, I was on a web browser on my phone, at google, having called up a German-to-English translation that involved typing in this particular word. Now you can do that with the keyboard on the average phone, but the "autocorrect" on my phone could not seem to understand that "München" is what I meant to type. It kept replacing the word with "Manchester." No, I did not mean to type "Manchester." I typed in "german to english," went to the block for German print, and it would not let me type in German. How would someone _accidentally_ type "München?" There's an umlaut in there. How tricky is it to accidentally type an umlaut?
I think it has to do with Google and all the other FANGS being an Anglophone creation. Try using Google voice to look up anything French, it will not comprehend.' A video on Ytube shows Japanese speakers using English search terms with Japanese accents. The results are both frustrating and hilarious.
@@shelbynamels7948 I don't have this problem with my _computer,_ though. Everything else the same, same browser, same website, and I can type in other languages. My _computer_ lets me type in other languages. Often, the words in those languages are saturated with red, zig-zagged underlines by a mechanism that does not recognize them, but it does not _replace_ them. It's like it understands that it's enough just to call my _attention_ to a word I might have misspelled, without replacing it, under the impression that the spelling anomaly might be deliberate.
Hilarious, but reminded me of my own childhood. Yes, I'm one of the nerds who won spelling bees. Not at the national level, not even the state level, but I did get all-city in the 2nd grade and 8th grade.
🤔 I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... I'm starting to think Matthew wasn't a _real_ little boy AND that he didn't really die at the end of this video. 🎵🎹 *dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn* 🎶🎹
I was easily the best speller in my 6th grade class. We had a spelling bee for the best 5th and 6th graders in the entire school (maybe 10 students). I was about 10-11 years old, all eyes were staring at me on the auditorium stage. I got stage fright, froze and crashed & burned on the first word. 😵💫
One of the writers for the daily show does a thing called climate deniers playbook. It's a funny podcast about climate change and stuff. Totally recommend
Sociopaths, with the best intentions, planned to end global warming, and to win the Nobel prize, by turning off a few billion useless heaters with the Double-Whammy Virus. But the Virus failed. So now, the Psychopaths are readying Plan B: man-caused global cooling with a Nuclear Winter. Ewes -- that's US, we the sheeple -- won't stop borrowing trillions for war. Baaa'd?
Those very CLEVER Dems. Not only did they steal the 2020 election without leaving a trace of evidence, but then they duped the January 6-ers into rioting at the Capitol, and infiltrated the Jury to get a unanimous conviction on 34 counts. Those Republicans are so dumb. And the Dems are so smart. Q will cue the coup. There won't be a 2024 election.
I'm just hoping that the Q people don't figure out that you can put your phone in the microwave for 30 seconds to keep it from tracking you. We wouldn't be able to track there meeting after that.
I stick to old fashioned spelling, as our Founding Fathers practiced. They spelled according to whim. Check out the unedited versions of their correspondence, spelling was free-form. The real conspiracy is the regulation of spelling. We should be free to spell as our conscience dictates.
Dude, they did a great job on this thumbnail. I was worried about clicking on it ‘cause I thought it might be some third-rate, actual conspiracy channel 😂
I thought the spelling bee was a TV thing made up. Found it was real and thought what? Every teacher I knew said if you can't spell the word on a test write it really messy. Dictionary was a book on a shelf in my day not something everyone has in their pocket as 8t is now. May as well have street lamp lighting competition
With your talent for crafting conspiracy theories could have made a fortune selling nutritional supplements on line. It's a waste. I'm so sad for you.😢
My school teacher told me not to worry about my spelling, she said "in the future there will be autocorrect", and for that I am internal grapefruit.
😂
😂😂😂
Hilarious
Somehow, somewhere, someone taught me to question everything. "Just sound it out, Billy." Walk Talk Right, Wrong,
What about homophones? Knew, new. To Two Too. Sense, Cents, Scents. UA-cam and EweToo(baa')
Ok, I need to ask.
What is an internal grapefruit?
Q-anon watching this: "Write this down! WRITE THIS DOWN!!!"
At first, it was just Q -- hint: Roger Stone and Steve Pieczenick. Then I recognized their voices and said so in the comments section of InfoWars' UA-cam Channel. After that, Q became Q-anon. ALL ABOARD the Q-Q Choo-Choo as it streams along the cryptic tracks, laid by an anonymous source, to the big Crash and Burn at the end of this line =========BOOM!
Hint: Trump is antiChrist. The Dems CANNOT save us. Matthew 24: 24.
Screenshot it bro
They would if they only knew how to write
THIS DOWN!
Lol
Don't give Marjorie Taylor Greene ideas
😂😂😂
Indeed. She's QWAZY🫨🦎🪬
😂😂😂😂
She’s already tweeted that this is real but the daily show is parodying it because they want to gaslight America
Obviously this isn’t true but some part of you thought it could be and this is how whacked MTJ is
Reprehensible woman, but at least she called out Fauci for animal testing.
Confirmed my supitions...suspishions...suhspitions.
😂😅😂
And that's why we just say "it's sus". ;)
😂😂😂
😂
Shusherspiceions
A spelling bee sting operation.
Props.
You win this vid.
Boom!
Loved the "blink and you'll miss it" photo of Tori Spelling joke (get it? 😂)
Okay apparently I've been sleeping on The Daily Show because this was hilarious
Some of it like this is funny.
Some of the monologues are like boomer kind of humor
Michael Costa (the presenter in this video) is the best on the daily show right now. He is able to play a very over-the-top ironic character in the same way as old Stephen Colbert. The other presenters on the show right now aren’t quite ‘acting’ as much as they are just doing stand up about the news.
I was eliminated in the first round of my sixth grade spelling bee. To this day, I cannot see a dictionary without reliving the trauma of that day. No hugging couch back then either.
I wouldn't worry too much. English is not coherent and it never pretended to be. Check the recent TED-Ed video about English.
we where many who didnt qualify for first round 🙂
The fact that it pans to show he pointed to no-one. 3 times
I was expecting someone having a heart attack in the background and 2 other people trying to help them.
Shut-up, dude! That's the secret hand gesture, didn't you get the memo?...
About 20 years ago, I worked as a substitute teacher. I hold 2 degrees in psychology, including a graduate degree. I have no formal training in teaching at all. The school district would have kept me in that $85/diem, no benefits position forever, if I had let it happen. What I learned about the state of education in texas shocked me, as I had attended school here. Even the “smart” kids were terrible at spelling and grammar, and in first year algebra, they were using calculators. I took first year algebra in 7th grade, in the same school district, and we did not use calculators. I gave them a test-I saw the materials they were being tested upon. They should not have needed nor been given calculators. That was 20 years ago. I am certain it is much, much worse now. I can hear it in the voices of young people around me.
Also: not teaching cursive handwriting means that millions of Americans could never read the original text of the Constitution, not even if they tried. I do not believe that is an error. I believe it is entirely intentional.
Excellent points! 👉 All states (some more than others, definitely mine, Iowa) have cut back or taken money away from education since the 70s. More so in the past 2 decades, especially now when the cover is wokeness, crt and other nonsense. It's about control. It makes everything worse. Just ask around anywhere. How many people have read the constitution. Better yet, understand it. How about the citizenship test. Where I don't think the majority of people I've met here in Iowa use advanced mathematics in their daily lives, the future may very well depend on it. Things that were basic 20-30-40 years ago, are disappearing.
People need to get off facebook and focus on family, friends and community before the vulture capitalist machine turns the hunger games into reality.
I took a 2 hours written test for a city job in CA yesterday, yes, written test, with 2B pencil for a city administrator entry level job!
One segment was asking to identify the correct spelling of tricky words, e.g. Necessary, excellent etc. One segment was testing grammar...
There were at least 160 candidates to compete for just ONE position, because the benefits package, there's hardly any new openings for city jobs.
You "saw the materials they were being tested upon", eh? Well, to be fair, anyone would have a difficult time passing if they were sitting on the material - unless they had their head up their..., which, funnily enough, brings me full circle.
👍👍👍👍
1:02 The denial coming from the crowd about nerds...😅
I loved this segment, please do more of these.
This dude is legit funny
It's the phone cops, man!... they're everywhere!!😱
What a funny skit, thanks to all who worked on this.
Kosta's ending had me coughing laughing, next do this again with daylight savings time.
3:09 " the freckles of mischief "
Love it, it's like the gaslight bits Klepper used to do on The Opposition!
Awesome 😅😄Kosta is the funniest and the least vanilla guy on the Daily Show. He knows how to beehive and how not to beehive and is quite smart and charming. I want to see more of his Project Conspiracy and other segments he does.
Death by dictionaries?❤😂
I just want to know.... Who taught the bee how to spell?
😂😂😂😂
That's another aspect of DA KONSPIRASEEE
the order of grammar cannot be challenged by a mere doubtful analysis of a non-believer lol
👏🏽👏🏾👏🏼👏👏🏿
But did he figure out that 'U.S.A' was made of US???
4:03 It says "RIP" - Spelled out!
Clearly a message that they took him out for knowing too much!
Scrolled all this way to find this! lol
I ran a Spelling Bee for 13 years and it was SO much drama. 😊🎉🤣
I don't think you are allowed to talk about it yet......
Until the files have been declassified that is 😉
haha Michael Kosta is the first media person I see in the streets of New York after 2 years of living here 😀
Saw Matthew Broderick walking his bicycle in the west village and Mariah Carrey at Bleeker Park 😂😂
That was more closure than I'm used to.
LOL!!! 😂 such deadpan delivery. Awesome.
Don't trust autocorrect. Seriously, don't.
There's a city in Germany called Munich. The German translation for this is "München."
Once, I was on a web browser on my phone, at google, having called up a German-to-English translation that involved typing in this particular word. Now you can do that with the keyboard on the average phone, but the "autocorrect" on my phone could not seem to understand that "München" is what I meant to type. It kept replacing the word with "Manchester."
No, I did not mean to type "Manchester." I typed in "german to english," went to the block for German print, and it would not let me type in German. How would someone _accidentally_ type "München?" There's an umlaut in there. How tricky is it to accidentally type an umlaut?
I think it has to do with Google and all the other FANGS being an Anglophone creation. Try using Google voice to look up anything French, it will not comprehend.'
A video on Ytube shows Japanese speakers using English search terms with Japanese accents. The results are both frustrating and hilarious.
@@shelbynamels7948 I don't have this problem with my _computer,_ though. Everything else the same, same browser, same website, and I can type in other languages. My _computer_ lets me type in other languages. Often, the words in those languages are saturated with red, zig-zagged underlines by a mechanism that does not recognize them, but it does not _replace_ them. It's like it understands that it's enough just to call my _attention_ to a word I might have misspelled, without replacing it, under the impression that the spelling anomaly might be deliberate.
This skit was way better than I expected. What do they all have in common? You can't say their names without _spelling_ it! :D
Put this video on a 2-hour loop and my co-worker would be convinced it's real.
This is BRILLIANT!!
but I have an excuse - my wife was outside. hanging a flag upside down (way better than 'my dog ate my homework')
Yet another whistleblower dies from an "accident".
Conspiracy theorist Kevin Matthew Kelp needs to start a youtube channel and tell us about all these crazy things happening in the world each week.
RIP KMK! 😂
Or is that what "THEY" want you to believe ?
I love the Jason Bourne picture on the wall
Hilarious, but reminded me of my own childhood. Yes, I'm one of the nerds who won spelling bees. Not at the national level, not even the state level, but I did get all-city in the 2nd grade and 8th grade.
Were you recruited by the CIA
I got kicked out of the class spelling bee, it was themed, we had to spell the states names.....I sang *all* of Oklahoma
🤔 I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but... I'm starting to think Matthew wasn't a _real_ little boy AND that he didn't really die at the end of this video. 🎵🎹 *dunt dunt duuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn* 🎶🎹
Perfect parody.
People will believe the most inane BS, these days.
3:29 Not in front of the KID!😅😅😅
Baa'd? Just kidding
He looks so much like Artie from Pete and Pete with the hat and striped shirt on.
I thought that too. 😃
Loved that show. Sadly few people know it.
I was easily the best speller in my 6th grade class. We had a spelling bee for the best 5th and 6th graders in the entire school (maybe 10 students). I was about 10-11 years old, all eyes were staring at me on the auditorium stage. I got stage fright, froze and crashed & burned on the first word. 😵💫
He obviously should have bought digital copies of those dictionaries much safer. 😛
Words definitely can hurt you . . .
One of the writers for the daily show does a thing called climate deniers playbook. It's a funny podcast about climate change and stuff. Totally recommend
Yes!👏 Entertainment guaranteed. Robert DeNiro approved👍lol😉
Sociopaths, with the best intentions, planned to end global warming, and to win the Nobel prize, by turning off a few billion useless heaters with the Double-Whammy Virus. But the Virus failed. So now, the Psychopaths are readying Plan B: man-caused global cooling with a Nuclear Winter. Ewes -- that's US, we the sheeple -- won't stop borrowing trillions for war. Baaa'd?
If you send to MAGA crowd, the brilliant people, they will believe it.😂😂
Download, name it something sensational, Send and see for yourself.
Those very CLEVER Dems. Not only did they steal the 2020 election without leaving a trace of evidence, but then they duped the January 6-ers into rioting at the Capitol, and infiltrated the Jury to get a unanimous conviction on 34 counts. Those Republicans are so dumb. And the Dems are so smart. Q will cue the coup. There won't be a 2024 election.
Brilliant 😂😂
Big Dictionary got him!
Perfuct.
This clip lasts 4:20... very suspect.
🤣
Lol, Four Twenty runtime.
Coincidence? I think not
That is a code
Fantastic color grading / production value...looks ace
I'm just hoping that the Q people don't figure out that you can put your phone in the microwave for 30 seconds to keep it from tracking you. We wouldn't be able to track there meeting after that.
Daniel Thrasher's "Igowallah" hits different after seeing this
The spelling bee is fine. Now, how about adding after the spelling part a definition of what the word means ?
Make your own definition bee or use it in a sentence bee
Oh, of course they made it look like an accident...
Spelling bees are so bizarre for native Spanish speakers, every word is spelled the way they sound 😂. A contest for that would be very boring.
English has many words that no English speaker has ever heard which allows for kids to show off pointless memorization.
Kosta is king
hint: Be us = BS Buy us = Bias
I stick to old fashioned spelling, as our Founding Fathers practiced. They spelled according to whim. Check out the unedited versions of their correspondence, spelling was free-form. The real conspiracy is the regulation of spelling. We should be free to spell as our conscience dictates.
Just downloaded Birds Aren't Real. Going to be a fun yet disturbing read!
That Heavy is a SPY!
I won a spelling bee and I didn’t get recruited by the CIA yet
Wayk upp sheapel!!111
Ok, so this definitely sounds like Desi's "Foxsplaining" segments. I love it!
Dude, they did a great job on this thumbnail. I was worried about clicking on it ‘cause I thought it might be some third-rate, actual conspiracy channel 😂
No need to notify me thanks. I download torrent to watch lah !!!! Thanx so much !!!! 🧡
He got a little too close to the truth and Big Dictionary snuffed him out :( A true tragedy
I thought the spelling bee was a TV thing made up. Found it was real and thought what? Every teacher I knew said if you can't spell the word on a test write it really messy. Dictionary was a book on a shelf in my day not something everyone has in their pocket as 8t is now.
May as well have street lamp lighting competition
More concerned with the secret message contained in the run-time of this video. 😜
I thought he was Aamir khan in “ Taare Zameen Par” 😂😅
Not to mention The Donald.
I'm here to check out the kids🤣🤣
Nathan Fielder vibes
I always suspected that grammar Nazis were up to something.
0:40 the spy’s are cousins of the invisible man 😮
❤ forshizzle 😂❤
He dies pretty often, this Kevin Kelp fella. 🤔
It's the real conspiracy
Truly a cry, for Kelp.
So…what do people do with this “enlightenment” once they get into these conspiracy theories? That’s what is comical to me.
How dare these "spelling bee's" groom our kids into not being MAGA when they grow up!.. In a year or two, the same mental acuity as Trump voters
Please tell me this is a made up conspiracy for satirical purposes only...
Seriously now that you put this out here, it’s going to become an actual conspiracy, or already is.
🗣️ Iridocyclitis 😳🤓
How linguistic of you 😉
Ever noticed that it's always the Indian kids who won Spelling Bees!?😊
Of course there is a conspiracy ....... of dunces.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
You guys've been watching The Truth Is Out There, haven't you.
wait is project conspiracy back or is this a rerun?
I actually knew people who worked for Merriam-Webster and they were not great
😮
Was this an accident or did the spelling bee ring put out a hit on Kevin?! I want answers!
What SNL used to be
That was painful to watch. Where were the jokes? Writers struggling smh
With your talent for crafting conspiracy theories could have made a fortune selling nutritional supplements on line. It's a waste. I'm so sad for you.😢
Alex Jones? Is that you?
He stole jerma's Leonardo davinchi joke with Merriam Webster
Wake up sheeple!
This sketch is just a joke, or at least that's what THEY want you to believe. Hiding in plain site.