Brandon throwing the cards reminds me of the Grinch in the mail room throwing the mail and saying Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.
I love when Brandon says that phrase! Because it’s true! Did you watch the video where he made an Edible Arrangement for Gloria? We know what he was using all of that extra 🍉 🍎 🍌 for!!! We’re Dooders not dummies!!!
"MiCrOwAvE tHe WaTeRmElOn" 'Hit..The...WATERMELON" "WHy arE you like this.." "Oh look a banana" "YoUre SupPoSeD tO bE oN mY TeAm" "What are you made of? what kind of banana ArE yOu" DED
The perfect way to start my day. But let’s give him credit for the two times he did get it in the melon! His commentary was really what made this whole video.
I seriously can't tell what's more funny or the fact that a grown man is trying to throw cards to cut a banana or the fact that the bananas not taking it is just missing the cards
@Joshua@Keyboardedhoodie She Was Sent To Him By Accident During An Opening.The Real Kelly Got The Picture That Was Supposed To Go To Him. So In A Nut Shell They Got Each Others Pictures😂 So He Went Live Trying To Find Her And He Did. She Was Really Nice Btw. And Thus, Kelly And Brandon Was Born 😂😂😂
"How am I out of breath! I was sittin'. 😂Go figure. You just need to get some thin-skinned fruit, Brandon. And a bigger room, so that you can attack the fruit from all angles.😂 I have never, not once, been bored while watching any of your videos. Thanks for all the laughs. Love you to the Universe and back, B. Platonically! 😊😄💜💜
It’s funny how he does fancy moves as he throws them then it turns into anger, that’s how I like his videos. I’ve spend the last 8 minutes and 18 seconds watching Brandon throwing cards, he never gives up. X
Him:“I need a bigger apple” Me: “where are you gonna get a bigger apple” Him: *gets a watermelon* Me: “oh” bro why do 4k people like my comment so much... it’s not even that funny 🥲
Me: Watches Banana Banana: Starts to break apart Me: Completely stops paying attention to Brandon Banana: Falls to the ground Me: Literally starts laughing sooo hard that im crying and almost had an asthma attack😂🤣 7:04
@@bridgetneibel8269 while I can't say there are a lot per se, I think there are more Koreans that know how to read and write English than there are Americans that know how to read and write hungul.
I took my vacation to Seoul in April. Got there just as the sakura waa blooming! Was an amazing experience. I loved it. And yes people do speak English. Yes theres music everywhere in the streets, mostly in hongdae, that was fun! I speak a little Korean and can ready some hangul but I was surprised the amount of people o met who spoke Spanish!💖
Your videos have helped me so much through the loss of a friend. Thank you so much for the laughs and don't give up, even if the fruit seems impossible. ;)
At the end of the video I was like "man this is fake, the banana was already cut", but 1 second later he admitted it. Dude this guy's personality is so real I love it. Also I love the description😂😂
I just spent the last 8 minutes and 18 seconds of my life watching a grown man angrily throw cards at a variety of fruits. 😂
And it was worth every minute
@@Yoshie87 Agreed.
We have all been there, LOL!
..... I'm scarred...... poor kelly
Live your best life! 😉
"my watermelon is too defensive"
"oh look a banana"
🤣
Hi!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Bahahahhaha
Bahahhahahahah
Annabeth Smith are u ok lol
Chielo Jean Villegas IKR
Some of those throws were actually really good
which ones
@@bananaboy587 all of them
The throw that when he turn the camera off
@@Winter_Waffles thats not good
That was perfect
ikr, he just needed aim
"Don't need the backstory just need the tips and tricks" said every person ever watching a tutorial video😂
*how to make fried chicken*
*finds fried chicken recipie...click*
"In the early days of fall when i was a young lad"
*aggressive acrolling*
@@andrewcurtin7003 you know that it’s an old person if they use “lad” mostly when they say “young lad” now that’s 100 percent an old person lol
@@venti2569 Zoomer
exactly
I read this right as he said it lol
: how long have you been throwing cards at that watermelon
Brandon: None of your dang Business ok
I looked at this comment as he was saying it
Should’ve called this “grown man getting sassy at fruit for 8 minutes”
8:18
You copied the other comment
8 minutes and 18 seconds to be exact.
@@Ch-tw4rx spoiler alert: nobody cares
@@oceanman4473 😂😂
"I need a bigger apple." Grabs a freaking watermelon. I'm dead😂😂😂😂❤️
Hannah Goeller ikr for him if only there was a softer watermelon
I died out laughing
your 1kth like hehe
Hannah Goeller lmao
That part got me😂😂
“Did that crack my computer screen?!?....but it won’t crack a watermelon 🤨”
I can’t 🤣😂🤣
4:12
He said “I didn’t fall kelly , it was a karate move” ... I shook 🤣🤣
Babyface_ Amiyah
I’m sister shookith
Babyface_ Amiyah when was it
Babyface_ Amiyah I was watching this video and I read this comment at the exact time it said that I am scared
Kendall Gottsacker the photo of the girl in the background
Lmao I saw that as I read this
Brandon throwing the cards reminds me of the Grinch in the mail room throwing the mail and saying Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, jury duty.
Now I have this stuck in my head. At 4:30 in the morning.
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
“Eviction notice”After everything he hit I bet he’ll get one of those😂 no hate though brandon
I keep thinking of gambit from the X-Men
robin9397 omg I want to watch the grinch now.
POV: you are a defenseless apple and an angry ginger is throwing ninja stars at your friends
Omg 😂
that would be scary.
AN ANGRY GINGER-
NSHEJSHEHAJA I CANNTT 😭🤣🤣
예나 I read that jibberish out loud and a fuckin demon just spawned in my bathroom tf
Scott Short lukky
it isnt Brandon's fault that his fruit has a force field.
248 likes but I’m the first comment
@@waddellar and I’m the third
@@elkduj6448 and I’m the fourth
@@keito3811 and i'm the fifth
@@hithere1252 and I'm sixth
It's clear he CAN throw cards. You can hear them hitting the wall, his aim is only off a little.
"a little"...
"a little"...
“a little”...
*"a little"* ...
"a little"...
"Chop the tip off"
"Stick it in there Brandon"
Well....there goes our PG-13 Rating 😂😂😂😂😂
Hes honestly so pure so he porbs doesn't understand the joke he made
I'm not the only one thinking that? Suprising
@@twentynepiltsfan1249 This is how he remains a virgin.
Friends: Let's go bar hopping!
Brandon: But I've got to get this! (continues throwing cards)
LMAO
There goes our family friendly video for children
“I didn’t fall kelly! It was a karate move” made me almost spit out my tea!! God I love you! You truly make my day better!!
Who is Kelly anyway 😂
@@cmae07 the picture of the lady behind him
@@dmichael17 is that just a fan who sent in her wedding picture?
@@cmae07 no, he got it in the mail because it was sent to the wrong address, im 90% sure at least
Lol here i am the second kelly xD
I love how this guy has 99% power but 1% accuracy
“I need a bigger Apple” “I didn’t fall Kelly. It was a karate move” 😂😂😂😂
LoL
"I didnt fall Kelly, it was a karate move"
-Brandon Farris 2019
Lol
I was looking for this comment 😂
@@motheosebelegi643 lol same
nOW 2021 uwu
@@Jesseyoakum um.. they know?
Brandon: *throws card at banana
Card: *hits watermelon
Me: "mission failed successfully"
wait what
@gaming reaper ba naaaa naaa
My life in a sentence
Ok but when
i was trying to think of something to say and i cant figure out anything to say about mission failed successfully... my braen di'ing
Imagine how many cards are stuck in his wall now😂
Could you imagine how many times his neighbors heard things hitting his ceiling XD
Hisoka-?
@@riverasmr330 yeahh finally someone gets itt
If he can't get it in a apple how can he get it in the wall.
0
My husband: what are you laughing at? Are you watching brandon again?
Me: obviously
Lol
Just tell hubby you are watching everyone's favorite ginger!!
Omg thats me and my boyfriend lol
My husband just look at me and turn back to the tv lol
My 15 year old son does that too and then shakes his head and walks off
Legend says he’s still throwing cards at various fruits to this day
omgSabrina wyd I think he actually is XD
I love when Brandon says that phrase! Because it’s true! Did you watch the video where he made an Edible Arrangement for Gloria? We know what he was using all of that extra 🍉 🍎 🍌 for!!! We’re Dooders not dummies!!!
lol
Im crying😂😂
lol
“I need a bigger apple,”
*sets watermelon on stand*
“Okay”
same name lol
The definition of insanity:
Doing the same thing over and over and expecting difrent results
I mean it's working
*different
@@cheese17740 stfu, im on mobile
@@m4rt_ i am too. removing my like now...
@@m4rt_ what does that have to do with anything
"when its most vulnerable"
* sips Rubiks cube *
Hahaha
QueerToad I hate to be this guy, but Rubiks*
"MiCrOwAvE tHe WaTeRmElOn"
'Hit..The...WATERMELON"
"WHy arE you like this.."
"Oh look a banana"
"YoUre SupPoSeD tO bE oN mY TeAm"
"What are you made of? what kind of banana ArE yOu"
DED
Barbara Stacey he joking that’s the point
@@Potato-ju9hx r/woosh
Ooof
@@noname-zn2vm r/woooosh*
@@BOTNPC r/woosh
“it’s not called cheating, it’s called innovatin’” 💀😂
Lol
...that Excites
If you could bottle his reaction of the purest form of joy every time he actually hits the fruit, I'm certain it could cure depression.
1950’s people: I bet there will be flying pigs and flying cars I the future
2019: maybe I should look up how to throw a card ?
Reagan West this comment had me on the floor😂😂😂
The perfect way to start my day. But let’s give him credit for the two times he did get it in the melon!
His commentary was really what made this whole video.
I just spent the last eight minutes watching a grown man angerly throw cards at varieties of fruits 😂
At least you weren’t the guy THROWING cards at various pieces of fruit for 2 hours 😂
You literally just copied a comment that was commented 3 months ago
me too UoU
Y u steal comment
@@skirmaduhe is there a problem with her saying the same thing?
"My biggest fear is that this video is gonna be to easy for me-"
*1.0 seconds later*
*Misses*
That was pretty funny!!! Nice job throwing cards!!!
Hi rsjr ,i have learnt how to throw cards from you .
LOL
Oh hi lol I’m subbed
I absolutely love the way his face goes when he's in awe and then smiles. We seriously need to protect him at costs
“ maybe the fruits are wrong” I died 😂
Who asked you
You died well then how'd you type this
Rest in peace isketu
Pretty sure it's "maybe the fruit's all wrong." Which is why he switched fruit. Great comment though...maybe don't die
😅😅
This is the only person I would watch throwing cards at fruit for 8 minutes
no for 8 minutes and 17 seconds
It's 8 minutes and 18 seconds
Dang fruits with their force fields.
66 likes, a mere coincidence to the subject. Hmmmmm
IM CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
MY RIBS
MY ABS
THEY HURT
OH MY LORD
you man "OH MY JEAR DEASIS"
Same XD
Wait, you have abs?
@@marynatkinson4122 Everyone has abs... It's literally the name of the muscle...
@@inlandish yeah but you only have abs if you have abs
“I didn’t fall Kelly, it was a karate move.”
... Hello!
i love your profile pic and name 😂
👀
@@idkwhattoputasmyusername5728 wow
Brandon:i need a bigger apple
Also brandon: *pulls our a watermelon*
True story: I had a friend in high school who chipped a windshield from across the parking lot using a wheat thin.
Wha-
How-
ok
oOp I-
I-
Now that's impressive
There has to be a story behind this and HOW THEY DO THAT
Brandon: *keeps missing*
Me: *laughs historically*
My mom: are you ok?
What time was your laugh? 18th century or medieval times?
@@corwinkie9617 auto correct be like:
@@corwinkie9617 I think it was during the birth of Christ :o
Same
Yall are the best 🤣
I'm crying laughing and wondering how the wall looks lol.
Jillian Rhodes huh what wall?
@@dustinatchley1246 the wall the cards keep hitting behind the camera.
Jillian Rhodes Oh ok that makes sense
I bet he lost that security deposit
“How am I tired a was sitting” I am asking myself the same question everyday if my life
That last one was like in the anime when they hit each other at the same time and than there's a pause
Oml he commented ahhh! Brandon your my favorite
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Pokemon trainers throwing their pokeballs:
Lol
No one, nobody, not a single soul ever said that this nonsense is funny.... stop it, get some help
It’s funny cause it’s true
@@tryskacz ok Mr pokemon master
Curveball
"I think my apple is to small, I need a bigger apple"
Wipe out a watermelon
Instead of saying wipe you can say wips I think
oddest out ever heard of a typo
@@avrilgonzalez272 ever tried to shut the fuck up?
I think you mean whips out a watermelon
oddest out I’m sorry I’m not the dumb one here smh
I like how he tried to reset the whole scene like “oh look a banana” in hopes that he would get it easier
I was waiting for one of the cards to get stuck in the wall and watch his face just give up.
“This video is gonna be a minute or a minute and a half tops”
Me looking at video length and it say 8:18 my face 🙃
I seriously can't tell what's more funny or the fact that a grown man is trying to throw cards to cut a banana or the fact that the bananas not taking it is just missing the cards
"Are you doing the goos neck thing" then he threw the card i genuinely shit myself 😆
0:18
Hisoka from hunter x hunter is shaking his head in disapproval.
I swear this man makes me laugh to hard.
Omg love the reference to Hunter X Hunter
“Hold that Kelly!”
*THROWS THE SWETER AT HER*
SJLW Waldon whats the story of Kelly
@@joshuathomas9137 yeah ok really want to know
@Joshua@Keyboardedhoodie She Was Sent To Him By Accident During An Opening.The Real Kelly Got The Picture That Was Supposed To Go To Him. So In A Nut Shell They Got Each Others Pictures😂 So He Went Live Trying To Find Her And He Did. She Was Really Nice Btw. And Thus, Kelly And Brandon Was Born 😂😂😂
@@preciousstephens8914 amazing lol
SJLW Waldon sweater*
"How am I out of breath! I was sittin'. 😂Go figure. You just need to get some thin-skinned fruit, Brandon. And a bigger room, so that you can attack the fruit from all angles.😂 I have never, not once, been bored while watching any of your videos. Thanks for all the laughs. Love you to the Universe and back, B. Platonically! 😊😄💜💜
It’s funny how he does fancy moves as he throws them then it turns into anger, that’s how I like his videos. I’ve spend the last 8 minutes and 18 seconds watching Brandon throwing cards, he never gives up. X
I’m like “is he a comedian?”he is so funny
He is a comedian
Bruh
"I didn't fall Kelly, it was a karate move."
“ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. “
Yeeeees
5:41 yo that's more like dude perfect than anything bro😯
Him:“I need a bigger apple”
Me: “where are you gonna get a bigger apple”
Him: *gets a watermelon*
Me: “oh”
bro why do 4k people like my comment so much... it’s not even that funny 🥲
Kelly Dulmage same
You have blessed me with your comment
He coulda gotten a pineapple
a pine-APPLE would make more sense
o now i notice rubys comment
Me: Watches Banana
Banana: Starts to break apart
Me: Completely stops paying attention to Brandon
Banana: Falls to the ground
Me: Literally starts laughing sooo hard that im crying and almost had an asthma attack😂🤣
7:04
I cheered lol
Soooo..... No ones gonna talk about how he looks like the grinch giving people the wrong mail😂😂😂😂
Oh my god yess😂
I just noticed that
Hello do u know Cedric😄
@@Nicoleispeaceful Yes! Best friends! But then, ya know, he.. um passed...
Oh yes Ron went mad and did a video for the song Lego house
He is a man of commitment and sheer freaking will.
I just wanna know hows are we entertained by a man throwing cards for 8 minutes lmao🤣
Brandon:”I NEED A BIGGER APPLE”
Me:”Don’t worry sir I’ll send the troops.”
This whole video is the skateboard meme
"I thought you said you could do it"
"I can! I can! I did it this morning!"
I quote these meme so often 😂
i say this all the time, because its true
*Hisoka's theme is now playing*
“Last one”
Hits camera
Two cards later turns camera off
Me: how
4
😂😂
“ I need a bigger apple”
*Pulls Out A WaterMelon
I’m dead😂
My older brother missed the wall and threw it at me and I was bleeding
Brotherly love
XD
Rip
Sounds like something my little brother would do on purpose
"I need a bigger apple"
* pulls our watermellon *
out*
When he hit the watermelon on accident while trying to hit the banana: **Task failed successfully**
This is live footage of Hisoka when he was learning nen.
love ur user and LMAOSOS ive been looking for a hisoka comment 😭
I have so much respect for hisoka's card's now 😂
OhhHh GonnNnn
Lol i came to the comments for hisoka and found him
HAHAHA that was I thinking 😂😂
1:02 am in korea and my husband and I have been up watching your videos for hours!! We LOVE them! Sending love from an army family in Korea ❤
Do a lot of people in Korea know and can read and write in English
Just wondering
@@bridgetneibel8269 while I can't say there are a lot per se, I think there are more Koreans that know how to read and write English than there are Americans that know how to read and write hungul.
What’s it like? My cousins went there and says there is a lot of music playing. Is that true?
I took my vacation to Seoul in April. Got there just as the sakura waa blooming! Was an amazing experience. I loved it. And yes people do speak English. Yes theres music everywhere in the streets, mostly in hongdae, that was fun! I speak a little Korean and can ready some hangul but I was surprised the amount of people o met who spoke Spanish!💖
Brandon is the king of the best and worse timing 😂
Your videos have helped me so much through the loss of a friend. Thank you so much for the laughs and don't give up, even if the fruit seems impossible. ;)
At the end of the video I was like "man this is fake, the banana was already cut", but 1 second later he admitted it. Dude this guy's personality is so real I love it. Also I love the description😂😂
Brandon"I just noticed that the card turned my camera off. YoUr SuPpOsEd To Be On My TeAm"
5:09 I can't stop watching this lol
“That was FAKE” *throws banana*
“Did i do the goose neck thing” *throws the cards* *fears his own powers*
How to throw cards at fruits: ANGRILY THROW CARDS LIKE NOTHING
0:28 made me laugh so much the way he kept throwing the cards
6:30 "what kind of banana are you"
*MONCH*
WHY DO I FIND THAT SO FUNNY
Fruit Ninja you are not! 🤣😂🤣 Love your videos.
Amanda Cosby agreed 😂😂 but it’s hilarious!
Oh Jear Desus! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Fruit ninja he be not comedy ninja he be wait hold on a sec has anyone noticed there is no ninja emoji🤭
Dustin Atchley I noticed that the other day texting a friend. I was like “Hey why do we not have a ninja emoji? That should be against the law”
Sandra Blakeley IKR especially when everything on tv is either comedies horror love or ninja movies
This is how many cards he threw
👇
404 seems accurate.
Angel Weber 164 times (yes I counted)
Angel Weber like beggar
It’s 164
Radley you are correct
‘I need a bigger apple’ proceeds to get a watermelon
"What type of banana is this??" Me: a banana that doesn't like you? 😂😂
You are excellent proof that self-promotion (asking for subscribers) isn't required to be a good youtuber
6:13 Banana: falls. Brandon:GET IT WHILE ITS DOWN!
“I didn’t fall Kelly 😒 it was a ninja move 🥷 “
Edit: karate move*
Why did you type edit if you could have just edited it?
@@smuggee_ exactly
@@smuggee_ that’s just something people do for some reason
@@adisonmesa930 weird made up internet “rules”
I couldn't stop laughing and just omfg I found you randomly and I already love you
Me the whole time: "hiSoKa? Is thaT yOuUU?"
Gooooooooooooooooonnn
YAAsS
LMAOSKS I FINALLY FOUND A COMMENT ABT HISOKA 😭
GON STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IT REALLY TURNS MR ON
GOoOooOn, GOOoOoooOn~
“I didn’t fall Kelly, it was a karate move”
Kai Medeiros what happened to his wife?
@@Bella-pl6du nothing thats not his wife someone sent him that and he thinks this was not soposed to be for him so he named her *kelly*
6:41 *hisoka's theme song starts playing*
anyone else notice he was eating a banana like a watermelon at 5:54??? it looks hilarious
How many times did he pick up all those cards, and how many did he lose
52 card pick-up turns into "where'd my cards go"
"why are you like this?"
was he talking about himself or the watermelon?
that is a damn good question
Yes
Problem the watermelon
8 minutes and 17 seconds of brandon trying to be hisoka