I’m sorry, Emi, but I just can’t trust you after this. I’ve made it a personal rule to never trust anyone that can bite a popsicle without flinching, that’s just not natural.
@@afist5595 A lot of the time sensitivity is caused by not takng proper care of teeth, if you do not wash them, clean them or otherwise they are gonna be more Sensible and probably hurt once you bite something cold, i'm saying this from personal experience.
Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter, or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been re-contained.
@@thelivingjojosreference7946 wow that high, I only made that mistake twice, didn't know it was a common mistake, then again, I haven't gotten my splitting mouth yet so that probably explains it
Roses are red
Thorns are prickly
Let’s just say
That escalated quickly
Roses are red
I'ma have a fit
If RIGHT NOW
I don't put my dick in it.
Same here bud...same here..
*Insert Jurassic Park theme*
Right you are good sir
@@RestlessBogatyr no :
Omg it they thing from stranger things
Welp, if anything will get me through November this will.
Yeah no kidding
Agreed
Understandable have a nice day
Speak for yourself
Jokes on you,
*laughs in peanut*
When you are attracted to both anime women and eldritch horrors, this merely helps you.
Precisely
Perfection
... wtf did i just witness
Correct
@@yorukoda5256 a beautiful sight
I’m sorry, Emi, but I just can’t trust you after this.
I’ve made it a personal rule to never trust anyone that can bite a popsicle without flinching, that’s just not natural.
It's called washing your teeth.
Agreed
Yea that was the scariest part
@@fabrypetty1689 I’m not sure how washing your teeth will help you, it’s still going to feel very cold on your teeth
@@afist5595 A lot of the time sensitivity is caused by not takng proper care of teeth, if you do not wash them, clean them or otherwise they are gonna be more Sensible and probably hurt once you bite something cold, i'm saying this from personal experience.
Well looks like I'm not sleeping tonight...
sollux captor Your new fetish.
sollux captor Welcome to the internet!
I'll be yer guide!
Sleep is for the weak. 0.o
I just left when I read it was "inspired by Parasyte." That is one messed up manga guys.
what
i can't believe it took me 6 years to notice the shape of the popsicle
Hol up
I cant believe it took me 6 years and a guy telling me about it to notice it.
@@ytho9229 Same
Lol
O my god your right.
When you're a _Parasyte_ but you're still not used to control your human body:
Huzzah, a man of culture
#relatable
I hate it
That actually sounds true. It's scary kind of.
So relatable
Expects something lewd... Gets something disturbingly lewd. 😂😂😂 I'm okay with that
My eyes: Oh
My body: Oh
My brain: *YO THAT'S HOT*
You have a strange brain Mr. Obama
@@misterd.3634 Indeed I do
Strange brain indeed
Lol same for some odd reason
Yeaaaaaa
THE SITE IS EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID LEVEL CONTAINMENT BREACHES, FULL SITE LOCKDOWN INITIATED!
*casually uses bright's override code to signal a false alarm*
Uh oh uhohuhohuhohUHOHUHOHUHOH *UHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOHUHOH*
Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11, designated Nine Tailed Fox, has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter, or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCPs have been re-contained.
@Milo Peck Omae wa mou shindeiru.
@Milo Peck knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-are-already-dead-omae-wa-mou-shindeiru
I guess this is what H.P. Lovecraft makes his "love craft" to.
He earns the name “TwistedGrim” very well.
Cute style, some nsfw. LITERALLY MONSTERS.
It’s awesome
Parasyte the Maxim prepared me for this situation.
There it is!
Kiréalta 👍
This just my life on a regular basis
PTSD Intensifies
Same
Popsicle: she looks cute,this doesn’t look that baAAAAAA-
The Bad Ending
bottom text
I just looked at this comment a few months after posting and now i’m surprised you guys even found this
@@jhonnysite_3014 C H E E S E
@@antdoesstuff7637 i like cheese
Grim: "Heheh see I pulled a sneaky on ya"
Someone out there: *"Jokes on you I'm into that shit"*
"Did you just eat your own hand?"
"Yeah. That happens sometimes. But it'll grow back."
"....okay then. Alexa, find therapists near me."
I don't know what y'all expected. That's how anyone would eat a popsicle.
Yes, I also eat them that way
Yeah this is the 100405987347 arm i have to re-make because I KEEP EATING IT ON ACCIDENT
@@Pokesefasaa dang bro, that's it? I've had to replace my arm 99999999999999999999999 times now
@@thelivingjojosreference7946 wow that high, I only made that mistake twice, didn't know it was a common mistake, then again, I haven't gotten my splitting mouth yet so that probably explains it
Your not human
I came for silver
And i got gold
*I came for gold, but i got Gold*
Gold Diggers...
IT'S NO USE
I came.. that's it
No boner = no lifr
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
Aww so cute, she would have unlimited strawberry jam after this
Plot twist: the hand was part of the ice cream
Seeing as everything is cake I wouldn't be surprised.
@@antonioaguirre5464 Yea thats fair
And the stick was sherbet
the hand-scream, perfect prank ice-cream to eat in front of friends, also teeth monsters
@@antonioaguirre5464 here's a good dessert:cake and icecream
I like how she’s just, mildly concerned about the amount of blood coming from her hand.
Maybe she can regenerate. It's obvious she's not normal XD
@@djroscurro9859 pretty obvious she can.
Tis but a scratch
what hand
I like how she's just mildly concerned about losing a hand. 🦊
She's like "Oh, darn. I ate my hand off. Oh, well."
Thanks to you I won't sleep again for months
I love a woman that can go all eldritch beast on command.
I see no cap
Same
I mean. If your her waifu/boyfreiendo she'll protect you At least..
Actually it’s *eat. I just gotta correct you man
sorry bud but not me cuzz I,m a girl
Girls be like “opsie, I accidentally eat my arm”
Women, am I right?
Yeah , girls
Hate it when that happens
So quirky
again*
She still stayed calm to this day, what a cool lady.
This brings the whole "Do not bite the hand that feeds you" to the next level
"Here mom put these tissues in the bathroom I won't be needing them"
Lmao
Pfft..speak for yourself.. *unzips*
@@RikXtreme4 hol up
RikXtreme4 HOL UP
@@RikXtreme4 the fuc
I hate when that happens.
MrWhatdafuBOOM It kills the mood.
MrWhatdafuBOOM.
MrWhatdafuBOOM #relatable
MrWhatdafuBOOM yea weird and cute
Hope that dont happen to often "MrWhatdafuBOOM" =3 Otherwise... Ouch...
Thank you I needed that
This is a sign that
I should stop staying up late at night
Oh come on!!!!
You're not supposed to eat the stick as well!
Wait, you're not?
@@ARamirez150 apparently not??
That's the tastiest part!
Mr.Gentlemac well, she don’t care
The popsicle stick : *boner*
*eats popsicle stick
Me : **See’s Thumbnail**
Me : **Starts getting some tissues and lotion**
**6 Seconds Later**
Me : ...
Me : **slowly puts out tissues and lotion**
Also Me: **Quietly squirts lotion**
This was animated in 2014 but the boobs have great jiggle physics.
@@realwhigmaster I think you missed some other important part
@bryan diaz varela WHO SAYS I'M QUITTIN SON?
GIVE THAT MOUTH AND LET ME GO TO TOWN.
@bryan diaz varela And...I'm a nation
I got a missile as a MAGNUM...I need water
This is the kind of things that i draw, idk why but i was specting this, im not dissapointed, its a very good work, i like it :3
I’m happy this turned out the way it did
First seconds
Me:YEEEESSSSSSSSSS
Few seconds later
Me:i was expecting succ
That boner aint having that tonight
@@ultradriplorddk7800 dat boner magic tricked outta ya body into her hellish mouth
She bitt
@@bradex214 id take my chances....
The Divine Shadow dang, over a year ago I sent that, but now, now I’d take my chances too my friend
0:02 "This seems unusually innocent"
0:05 "Ah, there it is"
Lol yep
The wholesome lasted longer than I thought it would
Thanks gray
“Not exactly what I was expecting but his will do”
-killer bean
Bruh I've been looking for this for like 8 years
I feel like rule 34 people rewatching this is probably like: YAAAA it’s rewind time
lmao
I can confirm
@@theloveseatlords6649 Yo wait hol up
you fuckin bet i am
@Jad Dela Rosa You heard nothing.
Emi: *about to use the succ*
Me: oh that’s hot
Emi: *bites off her hand*
Me Turing into Kira: DID I STUTTER?!?!?
Me unhinging my jaw and eating her legs: nah man the leg meat is where it's at
0_0
Kira queen has already touched that popsicle
Is that a frickin JoJo reference
Somebody rang?
They had us in the first half there not gonna lie
Honestly she seems happy and she can probably just regrow that arm, still cute
:3 I felt like having a nice Popsicle after this. Thanks for allowing me to voice Emi! 'Twas an honor.
The voice compliments the spiky-death-tentacles!
WTF I FRAKING GUIT WTFF
Like oh ice HJJGEUIJFYWHJ{EFOY Oops :3 WTF
HOLY SHIT ITS POPUSHI :D HEYY REMEMBER ME FROM THE DUO QUE MUSIC VIDEO :D
***** Could you be a little less disturbing please?
And are you that guy from Gayjin Goomba?
probably
I thought it was just a cute little hentai video then that started.
SMILE CAT new creeptpasta then turned into average hentai video
came from the iceberg video that had this included
to be fair i do imagine stuff like this sometimes
This only makes me notice the slow encroach of time, slow enough to not be noticed but by looking at its path you realize how far it goes
I can just imagine some little kid saw this,had Vietnam flashbacks and felt violated in so many ways....
Welcome to N'am boi#!!!
Welcome to the trench
Your thumbnail was my reaction
I don’t understand this comment and I don’t wanna understand this comment
Sergei Nohomo wow a chicken nugget
I too eat my popsicles like that
Dont u just hate accidentally eating your entire hand when eating popsicles?
Especially eating the popsicle stick
Good thing your hand can grow back, like any normal demon-tentacle would.
Nah dude, I eat everything else but the popsicle.
Lol 2 months and I only have 21 likes XD
Especially when I have to regrow my hand, cause lord knows that's a PITA.
My recommendations are getting better by the second
Не то чтобы по вкусу вкусно, но по сути вкусно
Jokes on you I came before she looked like a monster
Hahaha XD
Joke's on you, she's a succubus by the looks of it. You will have a bad time with sans in hell. You played yourself.
That's fast.
SONIC FAST
Ozaciero Maybe even Flash fast
TomClancyDied so your saying that you can't even last with a woman for a second?
She got a little bit of protein with that popsicle.
6 years later and this is recommended to me... im starting to question my choises in life
My exposure to the internet has led to me not feeling unfazed whatsoever. Show this video to me 100 times and I still won't budge
When you notice that...
She ate the stick
*holy shit*
**gasp** you're a monster
**guitar solo starts**
My god...
well shit
Thank you, now I know how to eat a popsicle correctly.
WhiteDragon Ok.....................MEME DUUUUN DUN NUN DUUUUUUN (R.I.P John Cena) ok sorry bye how could this happen to me oh s-sorry😶😶😶😶
WhiteDragon Holly shit dude XD I can't stop laughing
nightcat 283 Can't argue that our lives were all a big lie. #LearnThePopsicleWay
WhiteDragon XD
WhiteDragon can u sreach ur mouth
Thanks for making my childhood twisted
its still a lot more safe for work than i expected
They took the concept "Knuckle Sandwich" to the next level-
This comment is so underrated. I'd say it's genius level.
For those confused, the head opening up is a reference to Parasyte: The Maxim (If I am correct).
You are correct sir. But the popsicle is actually a reference to Popsicle. Really subtle though so it's easy to miss.
@@theoffbeatninja610 hahahahaha lmao
And the Popsicle is actually an Ice Cream without the cream. And the cone is replaced with a stick.
Also just realized, it actually says in the description that this is inspired by Parasyte lmao
Boi she is parasyte
*Parasyte intensifies*
I got the same in mind
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
Most folks: "Oh yeah, I know what she's gonna do with that~"
Not most folks: "Well yes, but actually no"
That spy aint one of ours.
@Aj Rusch *duplicates* Indeed! Indeed! Indeed!
Bruh didn’t know demogorgon had a human child
Its not the demogorgon, you just hurt my feelings.
I thought it was "the thing"....my older brother made me watch it s shut up
It's a parasite from parasyte the maxim
Its not a demogorgon its a parasyte
Guess we know what happened to barb.
All i'm telling you is that i'm enjoying this.
Aww, how adorable
_i can only imagine what this is gonna be..._
*clicks video*
oh ok
"I love my girlfriend who refuses to eat anything in my sight and also leaves massive pools of blood wherever she does eat but never has any wounds."
Hmm
*sh.t just went from 0 to 100 real f.king quick*
In spite of how terrifying that people found this video, Emi is actually pretty cute
When a Imposter is having their day off
i didnt know the imposter was f e m a l e
Is that a The Thing reference?
@@CoolF41lur3 No.
WHEN THE IMPOSTOR IS SUS
@@CoolF41lur3 Nah, it's an Among Us meme
I'm getting parisite vibes.
I'm talking about da anime.
Same lol
Yeah
Fucking big same
Ah yes parasyte. Great anime. Fucking loved it
First thing I thought of, lmao
I remember this scaring the shit out of me when I was little
99 missed calls from quagmire
Apparently the thing didn't die in Antarctica.
IT'S THE CIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIFEEE !!! Man, I think I need some rest.
(Beat)
Nah.
Theodore Hodbor If you enjoyed The Thing, you may also enjoy the relatively tame Parasyte this is based on.
XD
Theodore Hodbor It got hot so that's a big improvement :D
The only time when clickbait is acceptable.
GalaxyGurl 31 :'v
Brokkennudle it's when they put sumthing to make people click on the video like tits and ass and exsetra
I think I'm the only one who nutted to this, oh well 😕
What an unexpected turn of events
Things went from 0 to 100 really quick
me: oh this character is familiar
*flash backs to cornhub*
me: oh
It's blowhub
Nah its hordhub
@@mr.waffles4782 u ruined the joke lol
HornPub
Pubhorn
Looks like someone's watching Parasite the Maximum :3
bruh.... like no joke, i was looking for someone to make that reference! I was about to lose hope XD
Uhh well umm ok really have nothing to say other than wtf just happened and I was hoping for something else if u all know what I mean
William Buchanan It's a reference to Parasyte the Maxim; a manga/anime. The anime is currently running in Japan now (new episodes every Sunday).
Just started today but watched this ling time ago.
Lel luv dat sho
This is what i expected
And it's what i need for today
I found this to be better then what it would normally bee
Therapist: so why are you here
13 seconds later
And thats how I got traumatized for life:D
People with the vore fetish are probably grabbing for more tissues.
Eww, how can people be attracted to that... o..O
That's one hell of a fetish.
Excel They like their blood sauce to be splattered all over their mates.
Some of us just like to taste the blood. I paint with it
Zenigame113 okie
To wipe the tears from our eyes. Beautiful story. 10/10
i didnt know what to expect
So far this is my favorite
Start of the video:
“I know exactly what’s going to happen”
(Then later in the video)
“OH JESUS CHRIST!!”
LOL
Am I the only one that thinks that the popsicle looks... umm.. strange?
Lelouch vi Britannia it's just you
Yeah, definitely just you.
Wait you guys really don't see it? Look closer.
Lelouch vi Britannia its a dick
Oh...My...GOD. HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND! xD
Don't worry, those grow back.
(No they dont)
Don’t worry she has regenerative abilities
happens to me everyday
Mis.Rainbow what are you going here?
***** jeez u seem like ur steamed
MomoHD steamed and salted
Glitched NImbus with some burnt bacon on the side :(
And so the cancer spreads to another video.
Still cute either way...
Kinda
@@proraptor7291 hentai is porn
She cute I won't another word about it
Truly adorable
This actually looks good! I expected clickbait and I thought, "Here we go again".
Nice surprise!
I thought this was just another boring video until the plot twist came,
and I came with it.
That is so incredibly funny
Brrrrrrr
came BECAUSE OF it you mean
A plot TwistedGrim?
Bruh
Help me I just got parasite flash backs *has seizure*
That thing needs to diie !
5 yeara ago. Wow. Didnt think id see myself here. But i remember the video so it makes sense
I guess it is throwback Thursday. Nastalgia really hit with this one
beautiful