Atsumu goes missing? |Sakuatsu haikyuu text story|

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[@SemiShiraGirl]

Atsumu's really like, This isn't going to turn from a prank to the real thing, let me just follow this random stranger after he told me to turn my phone off

[@tendous.stalker]

Fr like I get people can be dumb sometimes but 🤡

[@MysteryKatz]

@@tendous.stalker Even though he's dumb to the graves I can't get myself to blame him🤡...After all, all his braincells were exchanged as the price to be eldest twin🤡🤚

[@lailaisokii7832]

Not the dude and the chair 😭😭I understood it as soon as he said “that one video” Lordt have mercy 💀💀💀💀

[@tendous.stalker]

I'm SCARRED after that chair dude 😭

[@hirakueri1571]

Eren have enough of AOT so here he is kidnapping famous people 😂

[@cause-imagination553]

Yes

[@aspxn_xx]

Omg the Tokyo Drift part 😂

[@jwpatootie]

Damn I dont know what It feels like Someone loving me *smiling thru pain*

[@liss-ayee8289]

I was worse T-T someone said they liked anime and they will give me merch if I followed them and I did but then my bff pulled me away and scolded the shit outta me T-T

[@tendous.stalker]

Okay but me and my bff would do the same thing you did 😭

[@liss-ayee8289]

@@tendous.stalker Lol- they even showed the had anime merch too- and I just need to follow them and I asked if they shipped Sakuatsu and they said yes😭 why did I get pulled away-😭😭😭😭

[@tendous.stalker]

@@liss-ayee8289 I mean they did seem kinda sus but at the same time, anime merch plus they ship sakuatsu 😭

[@KiyooMatcha]

idk, but when the person said he's gonna sell atsumu, my deadass brain said
Why don't Atsumu just buy himself? 🤡🖐️

[@mxchirq1963]

How do you mix up THE Eren Yeager with some random person 🤡 (sorry if this sounds rude 🥲)

[@lyras0ng]

The way I said 'Eren Jeæger'

[@shiichu284]

How do you pronounce it 🤠🤓

[@emikokuroo786]

@@shiichu284 same question 👻

[@kwixqio.2103]

@@shiichu284 Eren “yeyga”...I think? Idk people mostly say that tho

[@zxxRyuxxz]

I pronounced it as jaygar 🙃 idk why

[@kwixqio.2103]

@@zxxRyuxxz 😺‼️

[@midnightrose6969]

"kindly -bad word- chickens on wednesdays" I can't- 😂🖐🏼

[@maryy8652]

STOPP I ALMOST WOKE UP MY PARENTS

[@midnightrose6969]

@@maryy8652 LMAO I FORGOT I WROTE THIS, I HOPE THEY DIDN’T WAKE UP

[@maryy8652]

@@midnightrose6969 LMAOO THEY DIDN'T

[@midnightrose6969]

@@maryy8652 GOOD

[@Ranpoe14321]

LMFAO I FELL OFF MY BED AND LAUGHED SO HARD- PLS MOM DONT LECTURE ME AGAIN FOR DTAYING UP SO LATE 😭🤚🏻

[@kentomakki6942]

If I had the chance to kidnap Atsumu I'd just hug him and say sorry about how I kidnapped him

[@jkjjuk]

I almost got kidnapped but it was a old lady and me being the dumbass I was I was like she’s old she can’t do anything and I went to follow her but my twin pulled me and ran home and started scolding me for being so dumb 😭😭😭

[@fluffycloud9]

Lmao what if it was a disguise tho-
😭🤚

[@jkjjuk]

@@fluffycloud9 MY DUMBASS DIDNT THINK ABOUT IT...😭😭😭😭

[@Idkelcs]

I cant with the Eren Yeager- 💀✋🏻

[@MochaCup3956]

Not the atsumu slander😒 Respect? No maam 👨‍🦯

[@Zoey-cx5yl]

There all like how does the news know. Meanwhile Atsumu on Twitter- Guess what happened to me guys 😎

[@yukichicken]

I fuckingg criied when Tokyo drift started playing lol

[@lenemelville-larsen1973]

The way the kidnapper was "eren jeæger"😂

[@Emily-wc3pz]

Not the all might-😭😂

[@claireclah.]

Damn the narrator be savage to eren I wheeze when you said "left faster than his dad"😂😂😂😭😂

[@aly6215]

I bet it was flooch who knocked atsumu out ✋🏻🙄

[@Kei.sOnlyWife]

he really said thank Asahi😂😂😂

[@jellyaina2794]

*Thanks asahi*
Me: .....
Few seconds
Me: OHHHHH

[@anastasiahari2146]

Lmao 🤣

[@yallkindastank4190]

I'M WHEEZING😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 THIS IS SO HILARIOUS😭😭😭😭😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@Cinnamonroll_SimpXx]

I choked on air when I saw Eren

[@fluffycloud9]

This was really good :) ❤️

[@-rainanimates-5792]

You must be down bad if eren kidnaps you 💀

[@user-zq5vr3sc1t]

Mann really glad u put Eren as the bad guy no cus like what he did to Mikasa and Armin was UNACCEPTABLE

[@tendous.stalker]

FR

[@eddiefanclub1422]

So rn the time is 7 am and when I saw Eren I screamed and everyone in the house woke up lol

[@f1shsticks__]

yall took eren destroying the world TOO SERIOUSLY

[@user-vu3nr3is8y]

10:31 #singleslivesmattertoo

[@tendous.stalker]

Yuhh

[@zackfaircore]

Eren!?

[@Keyaoa]

Everyone thinking eren becamoe bird or he is ded but actually he is in hereeeeeee lmao 😂

[@randomanimations1625]

You did NOT put “left faster than his dad 😗” 😂😂😂

[@Ma.JasrineMhyllsCagbay]

I was losing it when i read the contact name "Eren Jeæger" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Edit: there's so many slander🤣

[@Anna-id9jj]

"Thank asahi"
-sakusa 2022

[@kiyoshi92]

You have someone that loves you... me🥺❤

[@tendous.stalker]

Oop-

[@kiyoshi92]

@@tendous.stalker Love me back 👁👄👁

[@tendous.stalker]

@@kiyoshi92 okeh

[@beep8306]

I started laughing when i read "eren yeager" then i said eren yeager out loud like "eReN👹 y-eAgkA👺" HUHH-

[@sabs2305]

I-... Eren.. what are you doing here... your in the wrong universe dude

[@tendous.stalker]

He's exploring his freedom let him be

[@IchuviExtra]

@@tendous.stalker LMAO HAHDGSHFSHEGSGWFEGSH

[@doki9758]

First ❤️

[@Nene-Chan1212]

When it said tbc I was gonna throw hands

[@tumi6822]

So we don’t Stan eren slander but we Stan Atsu slander? Ok 👌🏾

[@tendous.stalker]

We stan all slander 😌

[@IchuviExtra]

@@tendous.stalker true

[@yaoyao679]

This is the funniest shit i watched😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tendous.stalker]

Ty bestie 😩

[@jamisynboneck8020]

Ereh Jaeger tho-

[@St4rGirl..]

Fazendo a voz do Atsumu: 😁😁😁❤❤❤✨✨💐💐💐💐🌈🌈🌈☁☁☁☁☀☀☀☀☀🌠🌠🌠🌠💌💌💌💞💞💞💞💞💕💕💕💕💍💍💍
Fazendo a voz do Sakusa e do Eren: 💔💔💔💔🆘🆘🆘🆘👻👻👻👻🚬🚬🚬💣💣🔪🔪🔪🔫🔫🔫🔩🔩🔩❎❎❎🌚🌚🌚

[@dominicgnf5299]

EREN is selling astu-

[@tenahkipa14]

Really jeaeger

[@oikawasalien4311]

The Tokyo drift part tho. 😏
Something wrong with me 😩🥲

[@tendous.stalker]

Bestie it's not just you 😩🤞

[@oikawasalien4311]

@@tendous.stalker haha I would kill just to have the whole movie with the haikyuu characters. 😩

[@tendous.stalker]

@@oikawasalien4311 I'm down 😩

[@oikawasalien4311]

@@tendous.stalker 😩

[@autoskooter]

👁️

[@MysteryKatz]

Whn I saw Eren I was like : Wtaf👁️👄👁️

[@valentinap2571]

Wait is the news reporter all might:0

[@tendous.stalker]

👀

[@valentinap2571]

@@tendous.stalker lol

[@ReallyHailie]

2:24 bruh why can i hear meliodas saying "sate sate sate" ( sate sate sate translates to well well well in english)

[@kpopanimeartclub347]

...I-I honestly dk what to say...should I say "that's how you successfully kidnap an idiot" or should I say "tsumu don't follow strangers ya dummy 💀"

[@animegachateacherrygamer2563]

Wtf is Eren doing there-💀 I think you went in the wrong anime portal Eren-😂😂 and Don't Just ask random people like that-🤣🤣 that's why you just don't trust people atsumu-👁️👄👁️

[@kristiannahosang7919]

Hey botch how you been
Eren got fed up with AOT so he left and went to “A Whole New World~”

[@dominicgnf5299]

EREN NOO

[@depressoespresso1485]

Ummm thats cute too cute YOU SUS

[@tendous.stalker]

DANG IT I SWEAR IM NOT THE IMPOSTER

[@depressoespresso1485]

@@tendous.stalker hmmm EMERGENCY MEETING

[@georgiabegbie2161]

*tbc* (me)🥲
*jk* (me)😤

[@lanazumkeller3829]

What’s the name of the first song ?

[@tendous.stalker]

ua-cam.com/video/ZK7Ojytg04Q/v-deo.html

[@lanazumkeller3829]

Thank you

[@osasunaisthebesthehehe]

Okay I’m sorry but sakusa driving reminds me of tankas sister driving

[@imogen5949]

eron jaeæger

[@anastasiahari2146]

I will actually do the same thing if I was him but......If he says that if I go with him, he will give me a TPN manga 😂🤣
Pls I want the Manga 😭

[@kozumekenma2737]

Not eren 😭😭 now all i can picture is a bird 😥
Edit: also what does atsu slender mean?

[@tendous.stalker]

Slander is basically hating on or making fun of a character, I just do it for fun 💀

[@kozumekenma2737]

@@tendous.stalker Ohhh so u dont really mean it? Thats good cuz the miya are my fav characters 😅

[@Kit_kat875]

At 4:32 did anyone see the news reporter photo

[@Kit_kat875]

What tf, I didn’t know I watched this before

[@bokutokinnie8513]

This was GREAT! Very entertaining. I just would like to say don’t use the word rat, especially on asians as it was used as a slur against how they look. Thank you❤️

[@tendous.stalker]

Well Atsumu isn't Asian, but I get what you mean 😌

[@Me-lq7nm]

Isn't he Asian? I mean he is Japanese Or do you mean he isn't one on your videos like an AU or something?

[@tendous.stalker]

@@Me-lq7nm No I'm just saying Japanese and Asian are different races, Atsumu is Japanese

[@Me-lq7nm]

Uh no? People from Asia countries like japanese, Chinese, south Korea, and more are called Asian people
Since they are originated from country located in Asia or like from far east,southeast Asia or indian, if I recalled correctly.
It's like calling french or italian people European or people from US as americans or something like that. Sorry if my explanation doesn't make sense, English is not my first language,
Its just my opinion, you can correct me if I'm wrong tho😳

[@tendous.stalker]

@@Me-lq7nm Well your sort of right, Japanese people have Asian in them but they are still a separate race

[@Bella-ki7ti]

wtf erenn

[@gurl3270]

Dude don't call him a rat. Calling a person rat is extremely rude in Asia and it's also used as a slur.

[@ikayGuarino]

Wait eren YeAgEr

[@SimpleBlue]

69.00 😏

[@user-qe9in4nt8m]

NOT EREN YEAGER

[@erinsamson7533]

Ereh?

[@asaltybitch3168]

hey, sorry to burst ur bubble, but u shouldn't call atsumu "ratsumu" it's used a slur to mock Asian ppl if u don't know, and basing from ur comment, Japanes are ASIANS babe, they're not seperated from Asia :)))(

[@kristiannahosang7919]

Hey botch how you been
Eren got fed up with AOT so he left and went to “A Whole New World~”

[@kristiannahosang7919]

Hey botch how you been
Eren got fed up with AOT so he left and went to “A Whole New World~”

[@tendous.stalker]

He wanted to escape from Marley

[@kristiannahosang7919]

@@tendous.stalker LOL RUN BOTCH RUN 🏃😩💨