When You Lie About Your Age...
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- The truth will always come out.
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Plot twist : A cat 🐈 grows into adult by 1 year of age. So beluga wasn't lying...😂
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With that logic, by age 18, Beluga would be dying
Edit: I didn’t realize until today that it sort of rhymes. That part was unintentional
Welp animal years are kinda unrealistic because a cat would need 16 years of life for a full life and most cats livr to like 11
No? 1 year = 7 years
Nope, first year of a cats life only accounts to 15 years.
Skittle: Are you 18?
Beluga: No
Skittle: Then click yes.
Lol, the most realistic incident I've ever witnessed in my life
@DON'T I didn't ...
@DON'T you don't comment also
😂
Beluga: um Skittle its Asking if I'm 18
Skittle:Are you over 18?
Beluga:no
Skittle: Then Click Yes
Beluga POV: Clicks
@DON'T hehe boiii
"Wheels on The Bus.. It has The *S* word"
😂
does it ??
@@LilySandidgenaur
Shush!
@@LilySandidge no…
Sweep sweep sweep 💀
let’s be honest we all lied about our age when we were kids for games/websites 😭
Just games, nothing else ok 😉
yeah only games
agreed
Ye
Yeahhhh can’t relate I definitely didn’t say I was 18 to get a youtube account ahaahaha……ha
"People are like wine... some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
Wise words from a wise cat
A bot copied you
@@Asghar19019 Oh-? Well, bots tend to copy other peoples comment or spamming the same thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@ComradeNicky ik
@@ComradeNicky agreed
@@tomiokagiyuu5745 Wow Nezuko and Tomioka are here🤗🤗
Charles:"What is your blood type?"
Beluga:"Red"
LMAO Sigma rule 10/10
@XENENEX what? XD
Copied
Profile
What is the meaning of 'sigma' please?
@@bangpdnim1055 sigma duck
The fact that you need to be at least 13 to use discord, and they punish him for lying about being 18 😅
They punish him because he needeed to be 18+ to use the server
a cat can use discord when they were 1 year old
Beluga’s videos are a whole new genre
69 likes.... nice 😏😏😏
@@garrettcarr8689 not anymore:(
@@garrettcarr8689 Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
@@themystic5935 Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
@Dominic Mestas Let see how many subscribers I can get by commenting this.
Current : 109
Hope : 125
Charles: "what is your blood type?"
Begula: "red"
*Sigma Cat.*
It's beluga
@@chaitanyasharma28 r/wooosh
@@chaitanyasharma28 r/thatsthejoke
I'm pretty sure that the one who said it's beluga was just saying that's what you could expect from beluga
@@SANSYYGAMESFAKE r/whoosh*
I can't control my laughter when belugas birth certificate has written 2 years old 😂😂
Yeah. Like he has so many birth certificates or what 🤭🤭.
Uh what
You realize 2 years old in cat years is basically an adult, correct?
@@1Butterstotch1 what does that got to do with anything?
2 cat years is like 25 human years
Those who lied about their ages 👇
Me
My age 9😝😝
Where is your finger pointing?
Me
Get off youtube kiddo@@Arafatgaminng9999
Imagine being 2 years old as a cat and still being taken care of by your mom. cats that age are basically adults and can survive without their mom. that kind of shows me how childish, innocent and curious beluga is
Ohh interesting
Lol
from Where you got that emoji of beluga dude🥺
I know
He a member
The moral of this story: dont ever let parents have a discord account.
Preach...
Why would they
Most parents are old as diamonds
Good Moral
@@tf2spyclass09 lol
My father has a discord account, but he only uses it to reach me if I am otherwise unavaiable
'I stay up all night doing taxes and drinking coffee'
As a genuine adult I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
"as a genuine adult" if your over the age of 13 you wouldnt watch shit like this
@@Dennispacito LMAO
@@Dennispacito lol
@@Dennispacito *then you realize Pewdiepie watches cocomelon and is an adult*
@@Dennispacito But what are you doing here then...
Charles: What music do you listen to?
Beluga: Rap with lots of bad words such as the wheels on the bus with the S word
Just like in reality, our parents always have to ruin everything without actually trying to ruin it. XD
@ׂ fax
IKR THEY SAY ALL THE WRONG THINGS LIKE I KNOW MINE TRY TO INTENTIONALLY RUIN STUFF AS WELL BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO KNOW BECAUSE THEY BECOME SO FUCKING NAIVE. THEY CAN ALSO BE DISGUISING THEIR ATTEMPTS TO RUIN OUR LIVES AS OBLIVIOUSNESS !!
@@LapissHamster dam chill man they just care bout you bro
@ׂ Who are you
@@LapissHamster are you OK man ?
"What is your blood type?"
"Red"
I lost it😂
What's your age man
@@TRIBALCHIEF-qf5xe 19 bro
Idk what my blood type is and I'm an adult
@@TRIBALCHIEF-qf5xe 8
plus 10
@@Jay_0605 why tf is a adult watching kiddy content
Skittle is like the perfect “guy in the chair”.
Best😂😂
but his name isn't Ned
how do you think ned feels about this?
@@chewy4722 probably devastated
Family Guy Full episodes on my channel no cap🧢💯
😂 wheels on the bus had me cracking up 🤣
When Charles slid into those DM's, I thought this was going a TOTALLY different direction... lol
yeah
oh no... *oh no*
took me a second to catch that.....0_0
LMFAO
@@1nfinit3 please explain it for me
Charles: what is your blood type
Beluga: red
I can't stop laughing 😂😂
XD
Same xD
I can laughing🤣🤣
😭😂 me too
Hmmm X)
I've been lying to be over 18 for 34 years.
Means you started to lie when you were -16 years old?
......
Wait.......
Whaaaaaaattttttttt?!!!
@@HiddenOreo That's because you're still under 18, you're not yet allowed to get this joke.
@@HiddenOreo I got that you got it and I was joking about you joking about not getting the joke.
Shouldn't it be 38?
The Fact That This Video Has *18* Million Views Makes This Even Better Lol
Your blood type: A+
@@AMTVE Also Rainbow
"are you 18?"
"no"
"then click yes"
i swear this generation is built completely on reverse psychology
true
Well it’s true no one pays attention to age
no u
😂😂😂😂
I love how beluga keeps the content friendly...and a lot of times,he is so straightforward
When he asked *What kind of swear words*
I didn't expect him to be so smooth lolll
@@Casey-wd5sk I hate beluga impersonators they milk beluga for views
@@mmmmmonke7432 It's just like a fan fiction or a fan remake of a game
@@Casey-wd5sk po
ik im 12 so the channel is allowed for me while being kid friendly but also really funny
@@Casey-wd5sk yeah
I looked up cat years in human years chart and 2-cat-years is actually 24-human-years. So you're good Beluga!
damn you're the original one, theres like 2 more comments that have a similar thing.
Genius
wow really? nice
But it asked if he was over 18, not f he was an adult
@@crystalplayz3514 and he is over 18
I was doing homework while watching this! I had to pause it about 5 times so my mom wouldn't be suspicious. I fell out of my chair twice and now im grounded. 🤣🤣🤣
I almost died when he answered "red" to his first question " what is your blood type? " 😂😂😂
Loll
Lol same 😂😂
He was not lying.
Of course there are very few octopus on the internet but they would have green blood.
Ha ha LOL. But wait what would the reasonable answer be? Is there one? Hmmm
yea that's so funny
Beluga's cheated the algorithm on a whole new level, he gained more than a million subs in less than 2-3 months, it's insane how his channel grew, really.
Hii
@@subbwithnotisbefore Cap
@@subbwithnotisbefore stfu before you get banned for spamming
@@subbwithnotisbefore ratio then lil bro
Jealous
“Beluga is 2 years old” idk why but I can’t stop giggling.
@Stacie_on_paws_isbannedbruh xd
those discord mods feel like DHMIS teachers,showing up out of nowhere,however unlike the teachers everything ends HORRIBLY wrong with deaths.
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Funfact:belugas sleep time is 7:00 PM but u can check the chats are at 7:10 PM,time stamp 2:09
as his mother said, time to sleep bcz it is past 7 pm
@@rudripancholifc sry,i watch the half video and i commented i didn't watch that part when I comment this one
@@xEclorot1q69 apology accepted ^_~
A cat is adult when he is 2yo so... Justice for Beluga !
Damn yours is the original one
@@venkatkrishna8278 ikr
I was the original one actually 😅 but I dont get the pin and the 2500 likes
@@mathyssduneau4240 it's okay king take this 👑
Charles: “what music do you listen to?”
Beluga: .. “Rap
With lots of bad words”
Charles: “Like…?”
Beluga: “Wheels on the bus”
THIS GOT ME WHEEZING LOLLLL
S**t 7pm cant be bed time at any possible age 😂 lmao sun is still up in 90% of the world most of the year lol
Charles: what is your blood type?
Beluga: red😃😃
Beluga is a smart cat😃😃
Shut up
What did he mean?
no beluga is 30 years old
"only adults know the answers"
"What music do you listen to?"
logic
good rapper👍
The sad thing about this is when you grow up and realize you don't have to fake your age anymore...
…FIB? Not FBI? 😂🤭 I love your vids!
1:29 can't stop 🤣🤣😂
😂lol
Frozen 😭
@@ilham6360What!!!😠
"People are like wine... some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
by Beluga
that quote is by Pope John 23rd
Sad story guys😢, On 14 January, 2022
My son Timothy Fernandus dissapeared. He left a note saying that he was being constantly bullied by Beluga fans all over the world. He was mentally harmed and harrassed to the point where he likely did something bad. I am not an emotional guy but this truly enrages me that how far is Beluga willing to go the sake of views.
@@kingofsalts4275 lie
@@kingofsalts4275 The "story" 😂
Are you over 9000!?
| yes | | No |
Beluga is the age of 2 cat years. He is 21
HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAH
@@indrathapa8824are you okay
I can relate to this, very relatable. Age verification is always asked :(
@General Clanka_ im not a bot
@@Casey-wd5sk not interested
@General Clanka_ ok
@General Clanka_ I’m not a bot btw
@General Clanka_ 🥺 be nice
“People are like wine some turn to vinegar but the best improve with age.” A quote by Beluga
Inspirational-
Actually Pope John the XXIII said that. Quote your people everyone.
Because they are r e t a r d s to begin with
So.....
Inspiring 😭🤚
"I'm with the FIB"
Ahh yes, the FIB, that investigates people who fib(lie) a lot
yeah saw that too lol
Sad story guys😢, On 14 January, 2022
My son Timothy Fernandus dissapeared. He left a note saying that he was being constantly bullied by Beluga fans all over the world. He was mentally harmed and harrassed to the point where he likely did something bad. I am not an emotional guy but this truly enrages me that how far is Beluga willing to go the sake of views.
@@kingofsalts4275 Your son is WEAK
@@gracipatrick5780 lmao
@@kingofsalts4275 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HIM
Let's be honest. When we were kids, we all lied about our age so that we could play games or websites
Are you kidding, I was born 18.
If people followed the 18+ law for GTA then our Childhood will be Incomplete
Yes true. I tbh also didnt always when i was younger following the age stuff. And now later. I still dont feel regret. In fact. Im happy i did it. So ye.
egg zactly 🥚
I played Grand theft auto V when I was 7,and I called it the car game because all I did was get in the cars and drive around, and my parents didn't tell me it was 18+ till I found a video on yt? about it
@@j0hnballs049 i found you again sussy impostor
@@j0hnballs049 same, now people are “too scare to traumataze kids” when at the age of like 7/8 I discovered FNAF and,at first was scared, but now days I love it .-.
@beluga can show his expressions even through his way of texting. This is called real talent.
0:36 ooh new character
When you are less than 18:no no no, Im a adult, I have more than 18.
When you are more than 18:im, I'm, I'm Young, Im a kid with 70 years of life in front of me.
1:40 this part is funny wheels on the bus rap 😂🤣
Skittle: *are you 18?*
Beluga: *no!*
Skittle: *then click "yes"*
Logic: *I'm out of here!*
I thought this was funny 98% accurate
Beluga - 2 years old
Me - shocked!!! Beluga knows how to type!!
As some of y know, 1 years old in cat years is alr adult lol
I rlly hope Beluga can use this as an excuse next time when he has age problems:
Person: Are you 18?
Beluga: I'm 2.
Person: Then what do you think you're doing in here?
Beluga: In cat years, 2 years old is equivalent to 24 years old. So, I'm way pass 18!
0:21 "Do not play if you are under 18 or your name is Beluga!"
So either way, he's still screwed
@DON'T and i wont
@DON'T Ok chill I wont
@DON'T
Ok we won't, bot.
I love how Beluga entertains us with every video
What do you expect him to do? Make us sad? Like these type of comments are so stupid
@@insaneguy6740 ikr
@@insaneguy6740 for real..
@@insaneguy6740 uhm- like if u have problem u can just- not- thats a basic compliment
@@gaya3.b491 do- you- seriously- stutter- in- comments-?
1:52 Oh no … this video ACTUALLY read my mind!! The first clock time that came to my mind was 7: 00 PM!
What time do you sleep? “7.00pm”
When he send it **7:10 PM**
“What’s your blood type?”
“Red”
I mean he’s not wrong
Yea lol
After it hits the air, yeah. While it's still in his body it's technically blue-
@@faelyn-w6j Blood is red, because of the red blood cells, inside and outside the body! The color does change under the impact of oxygen, but from lighter to darker red instead. The blood vessels however glow blue through the skin :)
"People Are Like Wine..... Some Turn Into Vinegar. But The Best Improve With Ages."
Best Pickup Line For A Speech.😂😂
Stolen Comment
Why would you do a speech to pick someone up.
@@pranpu6708 You can expect that from a child.
I hate that I'm now actually 18. I can't go through all this anymore 😭
Why u hate it? I love being 18. Best age for me.
never thought about it lol. I'm actually telling the truth now I'm 18
Take it easy, we’re still young & in our teens. It’s not so bad….. *for now.*
I'm 20 and I srsly don't miss being 18
Yeah, you're another big step closer to death, where you can't even think or be tortured.
Say "Sorry, got to go.", log out, change your location via the VPN, wait a bit so that the FBI can find another victum, and register a new account.
That was pure genius and hilarious, Beluga vids are a genre of its own
1:23 It’s red,and purple. If it’s just red, then the CO2 will never go out of his body
Blood is just red
@@TechnicalDhruva No it’s purple when it goes in the veins
@★SW4GGYP3NGU1N★ -OMG TYSM FOR 50 true 😂😂
@@rockingamingwiththesahit2145 A compound called hemerythrin gives the purple colour when oxygenated, although it is colourless when deoxygenated. This compound is not as efficient as haemoglobin at oxygen transport.
@@rockingamingwiththesahit2145no it’s fake
Beluga: Who Are You?
Charles: I’m Apart of The *FIB*
"Rap"
"Like...?"
"Wheels on the bus"
Not again sweedy...
LMAOO
Lol😊
lol
Fake Account
Ok we knpw
Know*
I love that Beluga puts dark mode on so we don't instantly die.
Incognito mode*
@DON'T prob a bot but anyways read dis backwards "kid amogus"
lol
Beluga’s mom: you’re 2 yo
Charles: I knew it!
Beluga: WAIT I CAN EXP- banned
Perfect, this is how Discord goes on since like 2019 to me.
Crazy Beluga exstrodinary genius WooooooW.
0:49 if i was beluga, i would put another "2" to the left of the other 2, so i would pass the test really quick :)
Charles: ur not 18?
Beluga: *you will never reach the truth*
Hii 🍪
Here before this blows up
Hii
Charles: And I took that personally
epic Jojo reference I see here :)
the dude: what music so you listen to?
beluga: rap with lots of bad words
the dude: like..?
beluga: wheels on the bus it was the s word
the dude: s word?
beluga: shush
i cant its to funny lol what is this part😂 1:35
Ty
Sm
Lol
Sword
_"Are you over the age of 18?"_
_"Yes, I'll never date anyone with 18 years of age again. I'm over it."_
I can't type this
Things would have been different if he actually listen to his mom
Lol
@@ninethetwotailedfox Nine!
No
3:00 at least he doesn’t have to deal with his mom messaging him
2:06 I love how his bed time is 7 and it says sent at 7: 10 😂
Although his mom said it’s past seven
@@phoebeloops Yes i saw that later before i made the comment
Fun fact: you dont have to be over 18 to play Grand Theft Auto. M titles are actually 17+. Adult Only games are 18+. Also AO games are kinda rare, the only one I know of is Hatred, which is basically just edgy Postal.
I'm 14 so I'm gonna be in jail because GTA is only for 18 not for 14 so let hope I'm not gonna be in jail......
FBI: FBI Open up
But In Germany is Grand Theft Auto 18+
@@CorrinMLBB “ESRB ratings are not legally binding, and are merely a general suggestion of the recommended age range and maturity level of a game so that parents and consumers may make smarter decisions.” ur good dw
@@zerog1064 fr!!
@@zerog1064alright
Me being nine and knowing all the answers: 1 blood type: A+ 2 Music : Stay-Justin Bieber Swimming pools-Kendrick Heat waves-Glass Animals 3 bed time : 2 am
These are all true yall❤❤❤
THE BIT WHEN BELUGA SAYS HE IS OLD AND STAYS UP DRINKING COFFEE AND DOING TAXES MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD!!!
But it is true. You will see.
Sometimes it's true
SAME
WOW SO FUNNY ADULTS DO TAXES HAHAHAAH IM LAUGHING SO HARD IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE HAHAHAHA
@@Dennispacito It's funny how overused it is lolol but nice sarcasm ya go there ;p
Beluga-Goes to sleep at 7p.m.
While wise man-Then how are u talking at 7.10 p.m.
😂😂
Why is it 7 PM tho? He's gonna sleep for 12 Hours.
I like how beluga gives us the mature image by doing relatable stuff but the video itself is childish haha
Yeah
2:24 I saw this moment even in a 7:00PM sharp 💀
"People are like wine... some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
-BELUGA
Yes
Sheesh
No not beluga but it is a quote of pope John 23.
You guys should also see Nisa chan channel
“If beluga was a Cashier”
“If Beluga was the first person to drink milk”
@@TheSharkBlankie that's what the point of the fact is
Funny thing is Bloody Type Red could actually be an Evangelion reference, and knowing about Evangelion or making that obscure of a reference to it would make you practically a boomer.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSANK YOU IM SUCH A NERD 🤓 🤓🤓🤓 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@TheHappyCatFelix
Hey... Are you ok there?
I feel like whole comment section get bombarded by bots 😶
3:00 it’s my favorite part when they say you’re banned from discord
Beluga: Wheels on the Bus has many bad words.
Me a Melanie Martinez fan:
I mean- he’s not wrong
Yupp-
1:18 red😂🤣🤣🤣
Parents usually tell us not to talk to people we don't know and if we didn't, we might never make New friends.
Edit: Ok but young children cannot deal with that
They r people out there that will lie about their age. Some people may try to take ur personal information. This is why although making new friends online can be fun u still have to be careful. Young people can easily be taken advantage of. They don't know much about the internet yet.
"You have been banned from Discord"
bye for good
-Discord
0:56 You don't bring your passport with you to work? How can you lose your passport, Gordon?
lol 😂 I have lied a lot of time about my age even while opening discord too! 😂
Hello. This is FBI agent...
@@iknowyou3089 yo i'm sorry but now i'm 13...
1:59 coffee's spellings op 🤣🤣
Dude, congrats on 400 sub's!!! ❤❤❤
what do you meen he has 100m
…
there's always a moral of the story in Belugas videos
Never let your mom enter your chatroom when there's an fbi agent?
2:22 is just the funniest thing ever
Charles: can I see the age of your device?
Beluga: I lost it *throws phone thru window*
Seriously, no-ones gonna ention the fact that he said "im with the FIB'' BRUHHHHH! well i mean beluga did FIB!!!lol (kneeslap)>_
j'adore tes montages merci pour ces bons moments :D