🎶 If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things get tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood Get real rich and you will find All the hot chicks will want to grind If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Grip that shaft like you know you should Get a platinum card, it will be all good The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods Remember this when you're having fun Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah If the word gets out don't be afraid When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Filling all the divots in the neighborhood Don't think about those three foot putts Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Text messages are never good Nail the girl at the driving range Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods Have your best friend book all your flights Tell your wife that you're golfing nights Get a call girl and maybe just chill Be willing to part with a hundred mil Bang a new porn star every day Tell your sponsors it will be okay Surprise them all with an invitation To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah If you wanna be like Tiger Woods Poking all the holes in the neighborhood Tell your wife how it's gonna be Your driver is community property If you wanna be like Tiger Woods, Brett Favre did it, so you know you could! Become the king of your neighborhood Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah 🎶
Wow. This is amazing. Great job. Tiger Woods' ex should have gotten in more trouble for what she did to her husband despite his cheating. It was a little too much.
@@brianisme6498 I was merely stating a fact. You must be fun at parties. Why are you coming at me for what is clearly a compliment? This is an education channel
The thing that struck me most about this mess how it was like a celebrity scandal in a movie would've been scripted. Like...she finds out about the affairs from a gossip rag? Pretends to be him on his phone to draw out the mistress? Chases him with a golf club? You'd get kicked off the writing team for putting that level of cliche in a script!
If I was cheating on my partner with 120 people I would have insomnia too. Bruh the amount of pressure he put himself thru just for sex. It's actually impressive tbh.
Lol There are SO many interviews, where she goes on & on about how her & Tiger were oh so in love. She said they were “soulmates” who had a “deeper connection” 🥴
He needs an angry sista to sit him straight for all his demeaning actions and extensive cheating. Don't see where he is a role model to any children anymore. He's a Barbie chaser, clear and simple...plus these "mistresses" just want their 15 minutes of fame because of his name, not love. Sickening on both ends.
my parents were huge tiger woods fans so i watched this all unfold as a child but forgot about it until now. its surreal to remember but you did a good job of capturing how funny it was
The world put Tiger on a pedestal. They didn't think twice about knocking him off. When all was said and done I was most disappointed he never got his game back.
this story is feels so weird to me, cuz as a kid i didn't have this context but the media was treating him like he killed someone. i still don't think he deserved that treatment but he was absolutely an ass for doing what he did
yeah I always felt their was racist undertone with a successful black man cheating on his white blonde wife with a lot of mistress compare to bill clinton affairs during his president election and his presidential terms as well as jfk affairs and trump with that pornstar. basically a double standard due to race.
yea same , even i didnt understand what happened . i asked a few ppl and they said ur too young to understand and on my own i thought that he hit his wife or something , but holy sht 120 women , thats a new level of low . im just disappointed, why did he even get married in the first place ? and then a kid ?
I don't think it's about him "cheating" but that sleeping with other women involves health concerns, and if he's saying he only sleeps with you in order to get out of using protection, then yeah, even if they're scum, it's understandable they're mad
@@akasakikawasaki1890 That's what I was thinking. Like I'm involved in the sex scene with my friends, so we know who each other are fucking, even if we're all single. So we can be aware of the dangers of going raw with each other.
Same I was like at least it wasn’t SA! Cheating happens everyday on different levels must suck having that notoriety and having the world know about your shortcomings to a diff degree + having half of your net worth evaporated
@@dfredankey honestly he's a dumb ass for getting married, if he wanted to play that playboy life with a hot model GF he should have made it clear that he was willing to be a suggar daddy for one chick only if that means that he gets to chase tail around the country.... but at the end of the day he didn't exactly "lose" at life, the only "bad" thing he did was cheating and paying $100M for it. at the end of the day he's still a millionaire and probably still bangs just as many chicks as before just of a lower echelon.
It’s funny how a lot of famous people always blame money and fame when they are Caught fucking up Like shit if money is giving you a lot of problems send them my way it will definitely fix mine
Nah they just become coomers, shit if i had that much money you won't find me messing around with anybody i would be too occupied building the biggest hot wheels track ever! 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
People are forgeting that famous people are just people and they do the same as other people , the only thing that makes them spacial is money and fame nothing more.
I'd argue that this behavior is symptomatic of having too much or having things too easy. Something along the lines of if people don't have conflict they will find or create their own. So while yeah more money is nice and could help there is also this warning that too much can become whole new problems of themselves. As I think about it a little more as well. Almost makes me want to argue that successful people to that extent shouldn't be married. At least not too early. Idk would definitely need more evidence though.
Don't get me wrong, Tiger ruined his family, cheated and is totally in the wrong. But I am still stunned by her violent reaction. She literally hunted him down with a golf club and provoked that crash, then lied to the police. I think that's so strange because she held all the cards here. The could have collected data and quietly f'ed him.
@@trevally6383 Yeah. Several times. It's not normal to engage in physical violence, escpecially to that degree and then be dishonest about it. Then again, it's also not normal to fuck every whore you meet and engage in some sort of relationship with them, behind the back of your wife.
Ambien is actually a terrifying medication, like if you don't go directly to sleep or if you're woken up before it wears off you will not remember anything that happens. I had a kidney transplant in 2017 and a bad experience in the ICU with terrible nurses (not important just setting the stage) after I got out I had a lot of trouble sleeping at night from nightmares and my doctor prescribed Ambien. The first week I was on it I was perfectly fine, the beginning of the next I was in the process of reconciling with my ex gf and one night I took the meds before I went to bed and 15 min later she called me out of nowhere and asked if she could come get me and we could go to Denny's and talk (This was around 1am or so). I remember very very small fragments but I easily could've died that night. #1 when she got to my place I apparently asked her if I could drive to Denny's, on top of that being a terrible idea I also didn't have my license yet (medical stuff held me back and I didn't end up getting it until I was 28) So with like 20 hours of road time under my belt I drove 20 min to a Denny's, we ordered a ton of food (this was like 2 days before I got paid so I ended up over drafting my bank account) and I didn't remember any of it until #1 my bank called a day or so later and #2 I saw my texts with her from the previous night and she filled me in. It's terrifying to think that I put not only my own life, but hers and every one else on the roads life at risk that early morning. Every drug has its dangers but it's even scarier when you can't remember any of it. I remember reading a story about a guy that murdered someone while on it and when he found out what happened he lost it and had a psych break and ended his life.
I've taken 15 tramadols or 10 loratabs on a daily basis for awhile and never needed a kidney transplant thank goddd I'm glad you recovered from everything btw
There is a warning on the bottle that says "Don't take at night alone at home with your wife if you have been banging multiple women on the side, and The Enquirer just published a story about it."
Criminally underrated? Yeah if its not getting 10 mil views on UA-cam you’re a bust…. I mean the numbers look pretty popular to me, he’s not underrated, the problem is over 30,000 channels on UA-cam have more then 1 million subscribers, so there’s just too much content out there.
seriously these rich guys always mess themselves over with this crap if you know your rich and powerful and gonna bang a lot of women why get married and have kids smh.
@@vexium8127 Because they often think they can have their cake and eat it too. Which honestly a lot of rich men are smart and do stay single and just mess around a lot. And a good few of more rich men just keep their married life separate from their mistresses, (extra phones, good plans) they never get caught.
Dude, you're a fantastic story teller. I love how you are willing to roast anyone and don't hold back because they are a member of a certain political group or anything else. So glad I found your channel
It’s amazing how she got away with assaulting him so badly. Had it been her in a pool of blood and tiger standing with a golf club the police would have weapons drawn and he would have been immediately arrested and charged.
@@danielgingras2427 i mean obviously not right. Difference is that, you know, guys are usually twice as strong or something. Much more common to hear about men murdering their wives than the other way around; that's just how things are
“You’ve ruined our thanksgiving!” Said Tiger. Be the cause of the drama and then shift the blame to your partner for overreacting. Classic cheater/narcissist behavior lmfao.
@@xstarsxromenguyen9854 Or they do and then come to the conclusion that he's the human shit pile. Why are you defending such a man but so quick to insult his wife?
To be clear I don’t condone Tiger’s wife beating the shit out of him, I just think the narcissistic lack of self awareness is funny and all too common.
The guy being a serial cheater was common knowledge at the time but I thought the SUV scene wasn't real or at least somewhat over the top for entertainment purposes but know I know it was exactly how it happened lol
Yeah, South Park is really good at doing some deep diving research into real events and turning it into comedy gold. There is a lot of things on that show that people don't realize have very detailed parallels to real life events. Stranger than fiction, as they say.
Haha, nope! I remember this Tiger Woods drama from when I was younger---it was a huge deal and was all over the news nonstop. The South Park episode nailed it lol--thats pretty much exactly how it went down....
@@ponternal good point. He probably didn't have a true hoe phase and this was the result. I HATE admitting this....but you NEED a phase like that.. Too many desires left unfulfilled will leave you crazy.
Realistically she didn’t earn even 10% of it. He‘s the pro golfer, she only had unprotected sex with him and gave birth to his children. Marrying as any dude these days is so idiotic, you pretty much only get screwed…
@@abigailrowe5024 don‘t get me wrong, she deserves a good living, but she doesn’t deserve 100 million $ and 400k child support per year. That’s just bullshit…
@@mabrokenleg2388 no she does, he CHEATED on her with over 100 mistresses. If you can’t see why that is in anyway or more deserved, then you are a part of the problem
Jupiter Island PD are key on 'descetion'. It's one of the wealthiest ZIP codes in the USA. (My uncle's a Sergent on the Island. He was there when the crash(es) happened.)
Well she did, the fact that tiger was sleeping with over 20 women made people completely side with her on the story and gloss over the fact that she was probably going to kill him
@@VinceVintage Oh, that's a tough question, I feel like this and the Hunter video are your best works so far. I'm probably going to pick this one since it's a lighter and funnier story in its absurdity compared to how infuriating Hunter's story can be.
..and then golf course construction halted, courses closed every week. Golf has not recovered. Tiger's personal hell will be that he's young enough to live a long life and never set any more records due to injuries & disgrace.
And everyone leaves out the part of the story that tiger was abused by his father. He never had a normal childhood, and was forced to learn golf 24 seven. (that’s also why this one woman claimed that in private, he behaves like a child) similar to Michael Jackson.
Actually you missed where the story originated in Australia. It actually started when a radio show on MMM105.1 had a segment talking about which celebrities had the most affairs while on tour. The usual comments were made about which bands, international soccer players 'where the managers had to carry all the wedding rings of the players', then another said NBA players were worse. Then radio host mick malloy, said he is close with someone who works in the hotel industry mainly catering for the elite that visit. Initially avoiding his name and hinting who it might be, then eventually at the end of the show, stating his source said Tiger Woods had so many women visiting the hotel, that the closest group or person was miles behind Tiger. Radio host stated that Tiger was in another league with the girls visiting his room, almost rivalling some basketball teams. If this was a competition, his women streak would make his golf career look like nothing Once that got out, then tabloids of his affairs started. I remember listening to the radio when it actually happened during his visit to Melbourne
Did you make this comment fully aware that the accuser of Kobe was unable to build a case against Kobe because her rape kit showed semen samples from multiple people including samples that were more recent than Kobe’s?
@jabron.destoroyahbro kobe tried to get Shaq in trouble for what he did! Research before you speak on something you have no clue what you're talking about!
@@garrisonnichols7372 Don't you find it sad that even with all of your power and status as white men, you guys still can't hold onto your own women? Black men of all economic backgrounds are able to get a white woman with ease. She has made her puzzy very available to him. What's up with that? And why does SHE want him?
@@garrisonnichols7372 They do That’s what they like 🤷🏽♀️ I’m not going to get off into that cause ion got time to be cussing people out that I don’t know. But I guarantee if they wasn’t rich you couldn’t pay them to look they way . I said what I said so people don’t try me try Jesus.
This is amazing and the quality is so high, can’t believe I just found your channel! The material is presented in such an entertaining way that even if someone already knew all the details of the story they would enjoy it! Also really liked your call remix haha
I used to LOVE watching him be in 1st place by 15+ strokes in a match. And this puts that where 30+ feet away with hills and near circles to the cup. Tiger, you can still be the 1997 version again. You still have time if you WANT it!!
OMG! That is some of the funniest s**t I have ever seen! The cutout characters are friggin' hilarious! The song from the voicemail made me roll on the ground in uncontrollable hysterics. You are a master of your craft, Vince!
"She took a deep breath" Enlarging that yoga pic like that ABSOLUTELY ROCKED ME BRO 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing as I comment this after watching the whole video too
I would have LOVED to have been their neighbor, on that oh so dramatic night! Because, back then, I was a night owl, and I loved to go outside, at night, to smoke. So, the chances that I'd have gotten to see that show, love, are pretty good! I saw and heard some very theatrical fights, between some couples that I didn't quite know, but I knew their business! Because they'd have loud fights, that would spill outside in to their porches and front yards, and I'd be standing there, in the dark, puffin on Camel Light 99's, more entertained than I ever was by anything on TV! 😆. My favorite neighbor night fight, went down at about 2 a.m., because apparently, at some point, the husband had said that the wide had "kankles!". And she was mad as Hell! And let him know all about it!!! 😂😂😂. They're lucky that I was too classy to record and upload these shows, that they put on! 😂. I kind of regret that, in hindsight!
Funny how she became violent when he mentioned divorce 😂, cheating is fucked up but sending your partner to the hospital is so much worse. If the roles were reversed no one would be justifying the domestic violence.
You don't mind him cheating on her .. That's what men do.. Right.. Women shouldn't react when they get hurt, if they do they are crazzzyy...riggghttt Hope you get cheated on .. Hope you realise what it feels like... You can then come here and spread messages of non violence
I think the sad thing about the whole situation is it’s the idea that “money changes people “ playing out in the public eye. It’s sad . Yeah if you don’t wanna be with someone you wanna fuck around then don’t be with someone . Trust in Miami you meet rich people talking about how they wanna settle down but then never have the time or party always - they aren’t ready to it’s all to get girls to sleep with them or to cheat on their wives .
it’s honestly kind of telling that everyone thinks her chasing him with a golf club is so funny. you know if a man chased a women trying to beat her with a golf club no one would be making jokes
The world isn't black and white and you lack nuance. If you don't understand why it's funny that Tiger Woods got his ass kicked by the wife he cheated on then it's probably because you don't have a good sense of humor.
@@lacienagalacey9454 To be fair, I would much, much rather be beat up than have the love of my life, a person I’m married to and have children with cheat on me with not 1, not 10, not even 100, but with 120 different people. The pain that sort of betrayal would cause is enormous. The way she responded to this betrayal was not good but totally understandable imo.
🎶 If you don't golf that's okay
You can be a tiger anyway
Lie through your teeth when things get tough
Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood
Get real rich and you will find
All the hot chicks will want to grind
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Grip that shaft like you know you should
Get a platinum card, it will be all good
The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods
Remember this when you're having fun
Three holes are better than a hole in one, yeah
If the word gets out don't be afraid
When a nine iron's heading for your Escalade, yeah yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Filling all the divots in the neighborhood
Don't think about those three foot putts
Cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Text messages are never good
Nail the girl at the driving range
Your life will change, just like Tiger Woods
Have your best friend book all your flights
Tell your wife that you're golfing nights
Get a call girl and maybe just chill
Be willing to part with a hundred mil
Bang a new porn star every day
Tell your sponsors it will be okay
Surprise them all with an invitation
To a viewing of your first double penetration, yeah
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods
Poking all the holes in the neighborhood
Tell your wife how it's gonna be
Your driver is community property
If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,
Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!
Become the king of your neighborhood
Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger Woods! Oh yeah yeah 🎶
Did you write this???
@@NightDocs I read the song in "Johnny B goode” theme
Why did I sing this in the tune of I Believe I Can Fly?
I'm disappointed this didn't play during the opening
Wow. This is amazing. Great job. Tiger Woods' ex should have gotten in more trouble for what she did to her husband despite his cheating. It was a little too much.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife but a Tiger Wood
Bars
Meta. Male tigers irl don’t even stay with the female after mating.
@@brianisme6498 you must be real fun at parties
@@eliscore this is an educational UA-cam channel and you’re getting at me for stating a fact? Why are you here?
@@brianisme6498 I was merely stating a fact. You must be fun at parties. Why are you coming at me for what is clearly a compliment? This is an education channel
So wait… the mistresses were angry that Tiger lied to them? The same man who was cheating on his wife with them? Like what?
He probably compartmentalized pretty well lol
Bloody double standards much. Can cheat with him but can’t cheat on her. What?
Exactly!! I don't feel bad for anybody in this situation but his wife!!
Girls always be like "he cheated on his wife for me but he won't cheat on me"
They'll learn 😂😂
“Rules for thee but not for me.”
The thing I always found fascinating about this story was how almost all the women Tiger cheated with looked vaguely like his wife.
Mans has a type🤣
It’s called a type. Mines blondes with blue eyes
@@LifeCompanionDogs8083 big tiddy goths are mine.
@@nicholascharles9625 Man of culture
@@nicholascharles9625 average youtube commenter
"you are the ONLY one that I've Ever loved" 😑 that has to be the WORST thing a spouse can ever hear their spouse say to SOMEONE ELSE
The thing that struck me most about this mess how it was like a celebrity scandal in a movie would've been scripted. Like...she finds out about the affairs from a gossip rag? Pretends to be him on his phone to draw out the mistress? Chases him with a golf club? You'd get kicked off the writing team for putting that level of cliche in a script!
It wasn’t a driver, it was a 9 iron. Drivers flex too much. A shorter 9 iron is much more stiff and can do more damage. Elin was well aware of this.
All this cuz he couldn't bag his wood...
underrated comment
She a legend
@@de132 No????
girlboss move
If I was cheating on my partner with 120 people I would have insomnia too. Bruh the amount of pressure he put himself thru just for sex. It's actually impressive tbh.
It’s a shame, honestly. I suspect the same drive that propelled his sports career also compelled him to put all that human effort into his infidelity.
He definitely never should have gotten married.
Yeah poor guy sleeping with all these attractive older women.
@@johnholmes2808 100% agree if you wanna be messing around just don't get married
@@thatoneguy779 where did anyone sympathize with him?? chill
"Its Tiger Woods and we're in love." I like how she acts like she is the only one Tiger is messing around with!😂🤣
or she imply that Tiger mess with alot of girl
Lol There are SO many interviews, where she goes on & on about how her & Tiger were oh so in love. She said they were “soulmates” who had a “deeper connection” 🥴
He's rich of course they'd claim him.
He needs an angry sista to sit him straight for all his demeaning actions and extensive cheating. Don't see where he is a role model to any children anymore. He's a Barbie chaser, clear and simple...plus these "mistresses" just want their 15 minutes of fame because of his name, not love. Sickening on both ends.
@@albertowen1025lol no he doesn't. If those women couldn't speak sense to him, he doesn't need a "sista" to do it 🤣🤣
my parents were huge tiger woods fans so i watched this all unfold as a child but forgot about it until now. its surreal to remember but you did a good job of capturing how funny it was
The world put Tiger on a pedestal. They didn't think twice about knocking him off. When all was said and done I was most disappointed he never got his game back.
this story is feels so weird to me, cuz as a kid i didn't have this context but the media was treating him like he killed someone. i still don't think he deserved that treatment but he was absolutely an ass for doing what he did
I live near augusta. Tiger is a prick, there are so many stories of the crap he pulled, so I imagnine the media was just getting back at him.
yeah I always felt their was racist undertone with a successful black man cheating on his white blonde wife with a lot of mistress compare to bill clinton affairs during his president election and his presidential terms as well as jfk affairs and trump with that pornstar. basically a double standard due to race.
yea same , even i didnt understand what happened . i asked a few ppl and they said ur too young to understand and on my own i thought that he hit his wife or something , but holy sht 120 women , thats a new level of low . im just disappointed, why did he even get married in the first place ? and then a kid ?
i agree, i thought his scandal was something super criminal. but most of the shock came from the sheer amount of affairs. 120 is insaaaane
It's true, I was younger during this time and didn't fully know what was happening and they made it sound like he was going to prison for life lol
Imagine being mad about other women *as a mistress*
He doesn’t respect his wife why would he respect you woman.
Yeah like lmao? If he could cheat on his wife he would cheat on you lol
I don't think it's about him "cheating" but that sleeping with other women involves health concerns, and if he's saying he only sleeps with you in order to get out of using protection, then yeah, even if they're scum, it's understandable they're mad
@@akasakikawasaki1890 That's what I was thinking. Like I'm involved in the sex scene with my friends, so we know who each other are fucking, even if we're all single. So we can be aware of the dangers of going raw with each other.
@@redhot2976 yeah, it's not consent if it's not informed.
It's sad that nowadays I'm listening to the details of this scandal and thinking, "Well, at least all of the sex was consensual."
Espeacially since we living in the 2017 me too era
Same I was like at least it wasn’t SA! Cheating happens everyday on different levels must suck having that notoriety and having the world know about your shortcomings to a diff degree + having half of your net worth evaporated
@@dfredankey honestly he's a dumb ass for getting married, if he wanted to play that playboy life with a hot model GF he should have made it clear that he was willing to be a suggar daddy for one chick only if that means that he gets to chase tail around the country.... but at the end of the day he didn't exactly "lose" at life, the only "bad" thing he did was cheating and paying $100M for it. at the end of the day he's still a millionaire and probably still bangs just as many chicks as before just of a lower echelon.
same, though honestly we got to a point when i'm glad that the women involved weren't minors.
Right atleast they were all full grown women
It’s funny how a lot of famous people always blame money and fame when they are Caught fucking up
Like shit if money is giving you a lot of problems send them my way it will definitely fix mine
It's actually an 👽 alien wizard
Nah they just become coomers, shit if i had that much money you won't find me messing around with anybody i would be too occupied building the biggest hot wheels track ever! 🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️
People are forgeting that famous people are just people and they do the same as other people , the only thing that makes them spacial is money and fame nothing more.
I'd argue that this behavior is symptomatic of having too much or having things too easy. Something along the lines of if people don't have conflict they will find or create their own. So while yeah more money is nice and could help there is also this warning that too much can become whole new problems of themselves.
As I think about it a little more as well. Almost makes me want to argue that successful people to that extent shouldn't be married. At least not too early. Idk would definitely need more evidence though.
@@brickshithouse8780 Amen priorities
Don't get me wrong, Tiger ruined his family, cheated and is totally in the wrong. But I am still stunned by her violent reaction. She literally hunted him down with a golf club and provoked that crash, then lied to the police. I think that's so strange because she held all the cards here. The could have collected data and quietly f'ed him.
The pain from betrayal is one hell of a drug.
U ever been in a relationship? lol
@@trevally6383 Yeah. Several times. It's not normal to engage in physical violence, escpecially to that degree and then be dishonest about it.
Then again, it's also not normal to fuck every whore you meet and engage in some sort of relationship with them, behind the back of your wife.
As Woods claimed 'she went ghetto'
@@trevally6383 Imagine thinking that turning into a violent ape is an appropriate reaction to relationship problems, even a very big ones.
Ambien is actually a terrifying medication, like if you don't go directly to sleep or if you're woken up before it wears off you will not remember anything that happens. I had a kidney transplant in 2017 and a bad experience in the ICU with terrible nurses (not important just setting the stage) after I got out I had a lot of trouble sleeping at night from nightmares and my doctor prescribed Ambien. The first week I was on it I was perfectly fine, the beginning of the next I was in the process of reconciling with my ex gf and one night I took the meds before I went to bed and 15 min later she called me out of nowhere and asked if she could come get me and we could go to Denny's and talk (This was around 1am or so). I remember very very small fragments but I easily could've died that night. #1 when she got to my place I apparently asked her if I could drive to Denny's, on top of that being a terrible idea I also didn't have my license yet (medical stuff held me back and I didn't end up getting it until I was 28) So with like 20 hours of road time under my belt I drove 20 min to a Denny's, we ordered a ton of food (this was like 2 days before I got paid so I ended up over drafting my bank account) and I didn't remember any of it until #1 my bank called a day or so later and #2 I saw my texts with her from the previous night and she filled me in. It's terrifying to think that I put not only my own life, but hers and every one else on the roads life at risk that early morning. Every drug has its dangers but it's even scarier when you can't remember any of it. I remember reading a story about a guy that murdered someone while on it and when he found out what happened he lost it and had a psych break and ended his life.
That shits crazy dawg...did you ever reconcile with that ex gf?
I've taken 15 tramadols or 10 loratabs on a daily basis for awhile and never needed a kidney transplant thank goddd I'm glad you recovered from everything btw
@@gabrielsilvas692 I was only needed the transplant from a disease I was born with, it wasn't bc of the drugs. Ty tho im doing a lot better
Ambien doesn't do this with everyone, only about 10-20% of people who take it
There is a warning on the bottle that says "Don't take at night alone at home with your wife if you have been banging multiple women on the side, and The Enquirer just published a story about it."
This video is a criminally underated work of art.
GOLD
As is the guy it's about
Criminally underrated? Yeah if its not getting 10 mil views on UA-cam you’re a bust….
I mean the numbers look pretty popular to me, he’s not underrated, the problem is over 30,000 channels on UA-cam have more then 1 million subscribers, so there’s just too much content out there.
Don’t get married if you’re rich and still wanna party 😂
seriously these rich guys always mess themselves over with this crap if you know your rich and powerful and gonna bang a lot of women why get married and have kids smh.
@@vexium8127 Because they often think they can have their cake and eat it too.
Which honestly a lot of rich men are smart and do stay single and just mess around a lot. And a good few of more rich men just keep their married life separate from their mistresses, (extra phones, good plans) they never get caught.
@@vexium8127 because why Not have IT all?
Its your Life
If you get caught you get caught.
If Not, Not.
Maybe because they still want to have a family early while their still young 🤷 which usually requires giving that 💍.
@@yodamando644 true yea.
This was funnier than I was expecting, great job
Appreciate it man!
@@VinceVintage the weird thing is, there is so much more that isn't covered.
Dude, you're a fantastic story teller. I love how you are willing to roast anyone and don't hold back because they are a member of a certain political group or anything else. So glad I found your channel
It’s amazing how she got away with assaulting him so badly. Had it been her in a pool of blood and tiger standing with a golf club the police would have weapons drawn and he would have been immediately arrested and charged.
After all the cheating he did, maybe she deserved to rough him up a little bit.
@@ramr7051 And if it where a man that did that to his wife?
@@danielgingras2427 all she did was just scratch him
@@danielgingras2427 i mean obviously not right. Difference is that, you know, guys are usually twice as strong or something. Much more common to hear about men murdering their wives than the other way around; that's just how things are
@@ramr7051 Well I hope it happens allot more men murdering their wives with your logic with all the rampant cheating women are doing now.
Crouching Tiger, hidden relationship
Best comment in this comment section. Hold this W
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“You’ve ruined our thanksgiving!” Said Tiger.
Be the cause of the drama and then shift the blame to your partner for overreacting. Classic cheater/narcissist behavior lmfao.
She probably was a difficult person to deal with. But people don’t think about that, do they?
@@xstarsxromenguyen9854 Or they do and then come to the conclusion that he's the human shit pile. Why are you defending such a man but so quick to insult his wife?
@@xstarsxromenguyen9854 "he cheated on her so it's obviously her fault!!" You sound like that...
To be clear I don’t condone Tiger’s wife beating the shit out of him, I just think the narcissistic lack of self awareness is funny and all too common.
He was zoinked out of his mind on ambien
Holy shit I thought that South Park episode was pure fiction
The guy being a serial cheater was common knowledge at the time but I thought the SUV scene wasn't real or at least somewhat over the top for entertainment purposes but know I know it was exactly how it happened lol
Yeah, South Park is really good at doing some deep diving research into real events and turning it into comedy gold. There is a lot of things on that show that people don't realize have very detailed parallels to real life events. Stranger than fiction, as they say.
Haha, nope! I remember this Tiger Woods drama from when I was younger---it was a huge deal and was all over the news nonstop. The South Park episode nailed it lol--thats pretty much exactly how it went down....
Hahahahaha
NOTHING in south park is fiction
This remake of this incident is…. Art. Best I’ve ever seen. Amazing. 10/10 would watch again
He also after all of this had one of the most incredible sporting comebacks in history.
man with pretty, well-adjusted S/O cheats with uglier, easier pickings: a tale as old as time
His Dad should have let him get some pussy when he was younger this was bound to happen
@@ponternal good point. He probably didn't have a true hoe phase and this was the result. I HATE admitting this....but you NEED a phase like that..
Too many desires left unfulfilled will leave you crazy.
@@chillvibed lmaooo dude
@@chillvibed no joke I’m going through this
@@chillvibed Oh he did sleep with a LOT of women at Stanford...
ironically his wife was the prettiest one
That happens more than you think. Cheating isnt always about porking a prettier girl
The side chick is always a downgrade
@Donovan its the feeling of doing something bad that turns cheaters on lol
I disagree
@@murphybrown9155 How dare you have your own opinion!
120 mistresses? Elin earned that divorce settlement gdamn
Realistically she didn’t earn even 10% of it. He‘s the pro golfer, she only had unprotected sex with him and gave birth to his children. Marrying as any dude these days is so idiotic, you pretty much only get screwed…
@@mabrokenleg2388 this man cheated on his wife with 120 women but he's getting screwed over just like "any" guy?
@@abigailrowe5024 don‘t get me wrong, she deserves a good living, but she doesn’t deserve 100 million $ and 400k child support per year. That’s just bullshit…
@@mabrokenleg2388 maybe she doesn't deserve it, but he sure as hell deserve to pay that much money
@@mabrokenleg2388 no she does, he CHEATED on her with over 100 mistresses. If you can’t see why that is in anyway or more deserved, then you are a part of the problem
Wow,the singing part Hits me!!!
Perfect, 10 from 10 Stars!!!
Amazing vid,, as always.
How did she not get thrown in jail for domestic violence. She must have had one heck of an excuse.
Jupiter Island PD are key on 'descetion'.
It's one of the wealthiest ZIP codes in the USA.
(My uncle's a Sergent on the Island. He was there when the crash(es) happened.)
Well she did, the fact that tiger was sleeping with over 20 women made people completely side with her on the story and gloss over the fact that she was probably going to kill him
she pulled a reverse OJ
@@lh317 Nagh OJ was able to follow through. She's not in the same league.
@@CT--ko8js .... reverse that, I beat the shit out of a women for cheating on me with like 20 guys and knock her unconscious. am in the right?
your editing is exquisite
Appreciate it man! I’m trying to get better with each video
it took me until 4:11 to realize cheater wasn't about sport cheating and i was like "when is he gonna get into how you can cheat at golf"
He didn’t have to
I have to give credit where it's due; the "animations" in this video are great! They make the story so much better!😁👍
holy smokes that voicemail song was hilarious
Take your name off your phone
The little song is almost as iconic as R Kelly’s “do you have your passports”
Do you have your shots?
@@realkarlwithak would you like to come back with rob to america
America!!!!!!!!!
Just wandered into your channel today, wish I'd done it way sooner. Amazing content, my dude! The editing makes it even better, this is pure gold.
Welcome aboard! Whats your favorite video?
appreciate the compliments
@@VinceVintage Oh, that's a tough question, I feel like this and the Hunter video are your best works so far. I'm probably going to pick this one since it's a lighter and funnier story in its absurdity compared to how infuriating Hunter's story can be.
This is some good and funny ass content I can really see this channel blowing up in the future
Appreciate it! I hope so too! lol
What was your favorite part?
@@VinceVintage All of your editing.. it's hilarious
@@VinceVintage by favorite part was the animated recreation of the fight and aftermath. Idk bro whole video had me chuckling, nice work
After watching the South Park episode with this I couldn’t help but laugh the whole time. “oh Kenny there’s the cops you gotta press x to lie”
"that's impressive" shit caught me off guard made me spit out my drink lmaoooo
..and then golf course construction halted, courses closed every week. Golf has not recovered. Tiger's personal hell will be that he's young enough to live a long life and never set any more records due to injuries & disgrace.
Who do you think you are, making quality videos right off the bat?
Lolol I wanted to make what I wanted to watch!
8:05 I'm guessing this only happened because they lived in a gated community where stuff destroyed was private and no one wanted to press charges
This is absolutely hilarious! Vince singing in the silhouette,OMG! 😂
And everyone leaves out the part of the story that tiger was abused by his father. He never had a normal childhood, and was forced to learn golf 24 seven. (that’s also why this one woman claimed that in private, he behaves like a child) similar to Michael Jackson.
Ooooo yeah I remember that south park episode, had no idea this was 100% real
Actually you missed where the story originated in Australia. It actually started when a radio show on MMM105.1 had a segment talking about which celebrities had the most affairs while on tour.
The usual comments were made about which bands, international soccer players 'where the managers had to carry all the wedding rings of the players', then another said NBA players were worse.
Then radio host mick malloy, said he is close with someone who works in the hotel industry mainly catering for the elite that visit. Initially avoiding his name and hinting who it might be, then eventually at the end of the show, stating his source said Tiger Woods had so many women visiting the hotel, that the closest group or person was miles behind Tiger. Radio host stated that Tiger was in another league with the girls visiting his room, almost rivalling some basketball teams. If this was a competition, his women streak would make his golf career look like nothing
Once that got out, then tabloids of his affairs started. I remember listening to the radio when it actually happened during his visit to Melbourne
105.3 is B105. Triple M is 104.5. Cool story tho😅😅
@R33Skyline no... no it's not. Not in Victoria. Plus where the show was recorded as well
Haha so it was fuckin mick that got it out there. Old crackerjack
This is pretty sad... The biggest mistake he made was taking a break from golfing. Kobe knew a couple championships + a big ass ring can fix anything.
Did you make this comment fully aware that the accuser of Kobe was unable to build a case against Kobe because her rape kit showed semen samples from multiple people including samples that were more recent than Kobe’s?
@jabron destoroyah Kobe wouldn’t have settled out of court if he was innocent…
@jabron destoroyah what are you even talking about?
@jabron.destoroyahbro kobe tried to get Shaq in trouble for what he did! Research before you speak on something you have no clue what you're talking about!
@jabron.destoroyahHe cheated on his wife…
This is great content and you’re hilarious with that Ambien remix! Subscribed
120 women & he didn’t catch an STD now THATS IMPRESSIVE
Well, he's always been good at getting his balls out of the rough, so that might explain it. 😂
I mean at least he didn’t “kill” anyone so that’s a positive
Well he was the one almost killed
Do you mean at least his wife didn't kill anyone? I hope you're not comparing this to OJ Simpson.. you can't be that dense.
He killed his career
@@TheCountfilth i think it’s a reference to how people were acting like he had killed someone when the news first broke
@@chrisdiaz9011 Its up there mate, cheating with 120 girls over your wife with whom you share 2 kids. Cant get more disgusting than that.
You didn't have to do the Tiger like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this was actually funny
Don't you find it sad that these rich black men always end up dating and married to white women. What's up with that?
@@garrisonnichols7372 only people who are fucking idiots care about people's races when dating. Mind your business 🙄
@@garrisonnichols7372 Don't you find it sad that even with all of your power and status as white men, you guys still can't hold onto your own women? Black men of all economic backgrounds are able to get a white woman with ease. She has made her puzzy very available to him. What's up with that? And why does SHE want him?
To be fair, this is an interesting story, and Tiger eventually returned.
@@garrisonnichols7372 They do That’s what they like 🤷🏽♀️ I’m not going to get off into that cause ion got time to be cussing people out that I don’t know. But I guarantee if they wasn’t rich you couldn’t pay them to look they way . I said what I said so people don’t try me try Jesus.
Bingeing your channel at the moment. This was really funny! I wish you even more success on UA-cam
Thank you tyler! Much appreciated!
Dude, these videos you make is Exactly why I love UA-cam!
Plz make more man
That "woke up a sleeping Tiger" 🐅 got me ROTF😅😅😅😅
This is amazing and the quality is so high, can’t believe I just found your channel! The material is presented in such an entertaining way that even if someone already knew all the details of the story they would enjoy it! Also really liked your call remix haha
I actually thought that cheer was doctored to make fun of Golf for a sec, I didn't even know golf had crowds
😂
The story telling and animation is worth subscribing alone!
First video I am watching on this channel. Instantly subscribed
Awesome! Thank you!
5:38
Well that escalated fast🤣🤣🤣
Like a fast and the furious movie💀
Your editing is very well done.It kept me engaged and entertained.Please keep making videos it’s good stuff!
This is hilarious she chased him down in a golf cart! Immediately lying ruined it
How is her attacking him glorious
@@rnajdbdheje2641 it's basically assault and domestic abuse even if Tiger had badly wronged her.
@@Patrick_Bateman92 I was replying to someone else comment who was calling her actions glorious. I agree
honestly fuck tiger
The worst thing was that after she attacked him with the 9 iron, she forgot to sign her scorecard. 😂😂
I remember this night so well as a teen. Glad to see it also had a weird impact on someone else
I remember it was like 2009 and it was all over the news like Tiger killed someone
I never knew anything about this and haven't been able to figure it out until now, you've earned a subscriber
The voice message song gets me everytime
I like the bit Bill Burr did about him cheating. Still cracks me up 😂
Seriously! Reverse this situation and what do you think would happen?
@@johng6565 learn to cope and get some nuance
@@BubbyBold I down vote you sir or ma'am. Good day! I said good day!
@@johng6565 I hope you know downvoting youtube comments has no effect whatsoever.
You'd have better luck reporting my comment
@@BubbyBold It had the effect of making you post a pointless reply and thusly continue a pointless dialogue. Down vote!
This is single biggest downfall of all time. The single most significant/impactful personal event for an athlete ever.
Mmmmm maybe Michael Vick beating dogs was worse
so glad he won recently though
I think OJ would disagree with you.
other than oj
@@lucien9995 Lance Armstrong then
Lyin Tiger is Bear, oh my.
I'm surprised at how she got away with leaving him half dead😪...
Aren't there some states where the police can press charges on the attacker even if the victim doesn't want to. I think they should do that everywhere
I love it
3:26 Is no one gonna talk abt the music part of this video ? It’s pretty good :}
You forgot to say that years later Tiger made a comeback
Damn you deserve millions of Subs. Such great content
beautifully edited, great video
Thank you so much for the kind words!
I used to LOVE watching him be in 1st place by 15+ strokes in a match. And this puts that where 30+ feet away with hills and near circles to the cup. Tiger, you can still be the 1997 version again. You still have time if you WANT it!!
This makes that whole South Park episode a million times funnier knowing more details lmao
ohhhh sh*t, i was checking your channel today looking for new vids, awesome man, keep going
Its been a while, but we're back ! Just like song by Staind...." Its BEEEN A WHILEEEE "
yeah you re back
we're back HOMIE
Another upload! Very cool.
I've risen from the dead!
OMG! That is some of the funniest s**t I have ever seen! The cutout characters are friggin' hilarious! The song from the voicemail made me roll on the ground in uncontrollable hysterics. You are a master of your craft, Vince!
"She took a deep breath" Enlarging that yoga pic like that ABSOLUTELY ROCKED ME BRO 😂😂😂 I'm still laughing as I comment this after watching the whole video too
In my parents house we never talked about golf as much as we did when this hit the news
I would have LOVED to have been their neighbor, on that oh so dramatic night! Because, back then, I was a night owl, and I loved to go outside, at night, to smoke. So, the chances that I'd have gotten to see that show, love, are pretty good! I saw and heard some very theatrical fights, between some couples that I didn't quite know, but I knew their business! Because they'd have loud fights, that would spill outside in to their porches and front yards, and I'd be standing there, in the dark, puffin on Camel Light 99's, more entertained than I ever was by anything on TV! 😆. My favorite neighbor night fight, went down at about 2 a.m., because apparently, at some point, the husband had said that the wide had "kankles!". And she was mad as Hell! And let him know all about it!!! 😂😂😂. They're lucky that I was too classy to record and upload these shows, that they put on! 😂. I kind of regret that, in hindsight!
Baller ass content man
‘Name off your phone” is a classic 🎶
Funny how she became violent when he mentioned divorce 😂, cheating is fucked up but sending your partner to the hospital is so much worse. If the roles were reversed no one would be justifying the domestic violence.
Actually there would, 100% there would be men justifying her being beaten up for her affair of over 120
@@CT--ko8js that'd be in retrospect as in the moment she only knew of one
You don't mind him cheating on her .. That's what men do.. Right.. Women shouldn't react when they get hurt, if they do they are crazzzyy...riggghttt
Hope you get cheated on .. Hope you realise what it feels like... You can then come here and spread messages of non violence
@@QwertyQwerty-eq7th So if someone cheats on you, you should beat the shit out of them and send them to a hospital?
Like she can't do wrong because she's a hot blonde
You deserve way more views and subs like damn
Across this desert of content, I've come across a gem. I will be watching your videos with great interest. (Great work! love it lol)
Keep up the amazing work!! I cried with laughter many times as I watched this
That remix of his text was low key jazz fire!
I always get a kick out of it 😂😂
Not Tiger being CHEAP
This whole video is hilarious 😂 😭
This video is really really well made, thank you Vince ! :]
I thought my phone died at 1:20
samd
I think the sad thing about the whole situation is it’s the idea that “money changes people “ playing out in the public eye. It’s sad . Yeah if you don’t wanna be with someone you wanna fuck around then don’t be with someone . Trust in Miami you meet rich people talking about how they wanna settle down but then never have the time or party always - they aren’t ready to it’s all to get girls to sleep with them or to cheat on their wives .
This channel is way underrated.
I noticed this story when it broke when I was eight. I dont remember the details. But this video brings it all back
same. i remember seeing this all over the news before going to grade school in the morning. the man had to get his fix.
Take your name of your phone...
Wtf does it even mean 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s honestly kind of telling that everyone thinks her chasing him with a golf club is so funny. you know if a man chased a women trying to beat her with a golf club no one would be making jokes
The world isn't black and white and you lack nuance. If you don't understand why it's funny that Tiger Woods got his ass kicked by the wife he cheated on then it's probably because you don't have a good sense of humor.
@@BubbyBold so a cheating spouse is justification for domestic abuse? that’s really what you’re going with?
@@archdornan3694 yeah pretty much
Oof
@@BubbyBold so I can beat the shit out of my gf when she cheats? And you dont think theres anything wrong with that?
Hey at least the wife got a w from the divorce settlement. If I were her I would be sad but also the money can help me feel less sad lol 😂
She beat him though.
I think they were both awful
@@pinkdiamond1847 imagine marrying someone and they lied to you for years,if it was a woman cheating the ass whooping would be alrigt.
@@amaalmohamed4450 So that's what everyone should be doing going around hitting everyone who angers us even if they aren't violent towards us.
@@amaalmohamed4450 No its not “alright”
Get help. Betrayal is awful but it doesn’t warrant physical abuse. Grow up
@@lacienagalacey9454 To be fair, I would much, much rather be beat up than have the love of my life, a person I’m married to and have children with cheat on me with not 1, not 10, not even 100, but with 120 different people. The pain that sort of betrayal would cause is enormous. The way she responded to this betrayal was not good but totally understandable imo.
top tier editing!!
“Ambien remix”
Criminally underrated channel