I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂 I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom". I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂 Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.
That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.
We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock
Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?
The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.
I just gotta say this is the best Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.
A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.
I have had a similar argument about hours. I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot. Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.
Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.
Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.
@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.
@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.
I worked 7 12s for about 3 months. On Sunday alone I made almost $900. We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday. That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol
To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.
HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him: "Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣
I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya
God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣
Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much, 1. Walk with a Purpose 2. Always give a Firm Handshake
Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months ☠️🤣
Threw in he knew his mom
The amount of people that won't get the joke is the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@noOnespecialhere69 The irony is, more are ;earning every day now. 8/
@@noOnespecialhere69 I think that IS about as funny as the joke itself!
I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂
I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom".
I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂
Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.
"You got two braincells left, and they are both fighting for third place" fucking DAYUM
Bro I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that😂
Don't fuck with the old heads.
I like these skits because my boss AND his boss introduce me to people as "....and this is my walking HR nightmare, David."
Your boss likes you then, keep it up😂
@@WereCreed absolutely! Thank you.
Cheers from Texas🍻
That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.
So this is what true happiness looks like 🥲
@@maitadestrada6305 for a working man, hell yeah.
Cheers from Texas!
"You're not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it!" That's shit had me dieing!!😂
Another version of that is "he definitely ain't afraid of hard work, I've seen him sleeping right beside it".
When roscoe and ricky on the same page look the hell out
Roscoe has a license to destroy your self-confidence.
no shit, dodging a coat hanger for 9 months was as brutal as it gets! lmao!
@@davidh.holmes1379well abortion is that alternative birth control method!
Cause you ain't that bright and you have to be carried everywhere 😂😂
the man better have thick skin
As the old folks say😂😂😂
We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock
The lantern is brilliant
Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?
@@Rose-yx6jqThey have the really.
@@Havok135 thanks for bringing that to my attention I completely missed that typo.
Don't scare off the cubs. They gotta pay for our pensions
Those still exist?
@@kittenwizard4703 Mostly in the public sector, but yes.
The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.
Plus if I'm working 12 hours that's 2 at 1.5 and 2 at double time I'm all in on that shit
@@greg925911😮AND... the 2nd lunch break is paid
I just gotta say this is the best
Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.
When we get to be Roscoe, we done run out of fucks to give and are COMPLETELY sick of stupid! And we can get .. ah .. HARSH ..
Common Sense is more than just a pamphlet written by Thomas Paine.
Roscoe or Ricky need to drop that one on the new guy.
Love some Roscoe. He tells it like it is and so does Ricky.
And when they're on the same page and not fighting each other ....
Look out.
A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.
I think they have on tiktok
I have had a similar argument about hours.
I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot.
Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.
That 7th day of R&R is what helps keep the endurance for the length of the job.
Rich & rare?@@davidp2of3
Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.
GOD DAMN ROSCOE!!!! WOW!!! That has got to be one of the most savage-ass things I've ever heard.
One of my only few UA-cam notifications I have pop up. This is the best break of my day.
I submit that Roscoe’s best burn was when he said, “If brains were gasoline, you could get a piss ant’s go kart 2 laps around a cheerio”.
You got a break when you got this job. 😂 I'm definitely going to use that one.
That's every new guy.🤣🤣
Life is pissin me off right now, I need this channel just to survive, lmao ❤😂🎉
Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months.. cold but funny
That it is.
Lol, i worked with a young skinny guy that had hired in for a shutdown at the plant. He walked so slow we nicknamed him lightening lol.
You’re not very bright and you gotta be carried around everywhere
Best shiz ever
Therapist love Roscoe, he can keep all of them employed himself.
Oh shit. New guy gonna need a ride to the hospital.
I’m freakin rollin yall, you bring up a lot of life lessons and make it fun and hilarious… keep it up… your a talented individual I must say #P/P💚🔥💪🤣🤪
Roscoe is an absolute Savage. Excellent
First day of my new construction job and this came across my feed. LMAO. 🤣
I’m not afraid of hard work, I can watch it all day😂
I'm going to use that "pickup the pace" bit on my GF. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
Roscoe came with the 🔥!! 😂😅
I was having a rough night at work and this really put a smile on my face I feel much better dodged a coat hanger for 9 months lmfao
Exceptional burns from Roscoe. Not afraid of hard work because you stand next to them all day😂😂😂
Stand right next to work is wild af 😂
I thought these guys were in CONstruction not DEconstruction. The New Guy just got DESTROYED! Loved it! Great vid! 🤣🤣🤣
The lantern. Jesus! 😂
The hard work line killed me
that was brutal. "not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it all day". OUCH!
'You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months' - 'you got a break when you got a job' - lmfao
Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.
Hey y'all, the HR guy is here.🙄
@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.
@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.
I would love to dedicate this to most of my coworkers lol
You are a lantern you're not very bright and we have to carry you everywhere you go... that's classic
"Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months." I gotta remember that one!
Your channel is one of my favorites Good job
This is one the best videos I’ve seen in a minute😂
This one could start a revolution.
“You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months”
😂😂😂😂
Feel bad for whoever doesn’t understand this part
If you see some pace lying around pick it up, had me crying
The Lantern. i know a perfect someone to use that one for, that is gold
Ricky may want to be careful... He may summon a new safety man
I lost it at, you dodged a coat hanger for nine months 😅
You got 2 brain cells left and they're fighting for 3rd place 🤣🤣
You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Get the boxing gloves ready 😂
Ole back packs 😂
Stands next to hard work all day
New guy got savagely demo'd and didn't know it
Solid gold! Im using all these today!
Bro literally got the best skit comedy on UA-cam
Dont worry new guy you just gotta outlast roscoe lmao
Chased a coat hanger LMAFO
Reality setting in...
Don't count tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roscoe Entertainment presents - The Roast of the New Guy 😂
I love that hard work😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh man, I swear listening to Roscoe gave me falsh backs to conversations with my Grandad. 🤣 Oh man, I'm finished.
They are funny as hell 0:42
Best New guy video for sure. Dodged a hanger for 9 months. Ouch
Tuesday is hump day for 7th day Adventists.. ain't it?
"you got two brain cells left and they're fighting for third place"😂
I worked 7 12s for about 3 months.
On Sunday alone I made almost $900.
We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday.
That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol
That was frickin funny 😄
You dodged a coat hanger for nine months
To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.
The new guy is my spirit animal, except i move quick. 😢
Poor new guy. Atleast he doesnt meow.
At least he does not think he is a cat.
I'm glad to see new guy got his company gold chain like the rest of the boys after completing the probationary period 😂.
I've got a dude who is officially going to be "Lantern" starting today!
Call him blister shows up after the hard work is done😅
7 12's paid my house off
2 brain cells fighting for third place. WHo knew the new guy had a masters degree
Ooooh, lantern! Im writing that one down as soon as i find a crayon.
Check his lunchbox!
One positive thing is that he shows up everyday.
No one is completely useless, you can always use them as a good bad example.
Roscoe ain't even gonna let him go cry in the portajohn? That's harsh.
Twist, Roscoe is the new guys father. Wait for it
Wow I literally had a similar conversation with a young guy on our road crew about a week ago
this is so true ive been watching 2 guys struggle for days now to put up some fucking railings lmfao
2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place LMFAO 😅😅
What a hand ✋️.
Dude that was a good one stands next to hard work for 8 hours!!!!!
Emotional damage
"i'm a man i can take it" famous last words.
You gotta do one where you call the new guy a Thumb. Cause he ain't made a hand yet.
Lantern hahaha. Call new guy Door knob so everyone can have a turn at him.
HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him:
"Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣
Son you got a break when you got a job😂😂 real as fuck
Hot damn Roscoe brought the fire hahaha remind me never to get into an argument with him
I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya
God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣
Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs
Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much,
1. Walk with a Purpose
2. Always give a Firm Handshake