That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.
I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂 I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom". I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂 Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.
We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock
The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.
Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?
I just gotta say this is the best Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.
A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.
I have had a similar argument about hours. I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot. Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.
Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.
Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.
@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.
@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.
I worked 7 12s for about 3 months. On Sunday alone I made almost $900. We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday. That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol
THIS is what these people NEED to hear. Back when i first started. this is EXACTLY how my foreman talked to us. Is you were slow he told ya to get yer a$$ home and come back when you ready to work. TOO many weak individuals!
HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him: "Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣
Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much, 1. Walk with a Purpose 2. Always give a Firm Handshake
God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣
I see this video after my boss asked me to work OT. 😂 Granted my 12s are a thing of the past. Lesson: The more hours work doesn't matter when the irs puts you in a higher tax bracket.
There's only so long you can call the new guy "new"... And though I work retail, I've had guys like him. One in particular right now is not the fastest or the best... but he's almost the only one under me that I can count on to regularly show up and if he's not going to be there, he always lets me know.
To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.
I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya
"You got two braincells left, and they are both fighting for third place" fucking DAYUM
Bro I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that😂
Don't fuck with the old heads.
"You're not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it!" That's shit had me dieing!!😂
Another version of that is "he definitely ain't afraid of hard work, I've seen him sleeping right beside it".
I love work. I can keep watching someone work all day every day!
as my granddad always said, A little hard work never killed anyone important!
I like these skits because my boss AND his boss introduce me to people as "....and this is my walking HR nightmare, David."
Your boss likes you then, keep it up😂
@@WereCreed absolutely! Thank you.
Cheers from Texas🍻
That is constructive criticism. I still call people who wear their pants too low prison bitches, because it's not a violation of any company's HR policy.
So this is what true happiness looks like 🥲
@@maitadestrada6305 for a working man, hell yeah.
Cheers from Texas!
When roscoe and ricky on the same page look the hell out
I submit that Roscoe’s best burn was when he said, “If brains were gasoline, you could get a piss ant’s go kart 2 laps around a cheerio”.
Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months ☠️🤣
Threw in he knew his mom
The amount of people that won't get the joke is the funniest part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@noOnespecialhere69 The irony is, more are ;earning every day now. 8/
@@noOnespecialhere69 I think that IS about as funny as the joke itself!
I spit my drink out all over the dash of my truck here during lunch. 🤣😂
I was expecting something when Roscoe said "I know your mom".
I wasn't expecting it to go that dark. 😂
Gotta finish cleaning this mess up when I get home.
Cause you ain't that bright and you have to be carried everywhere 😂😂
the man better have thick skin
As the old folks say😂😂😂
We have a kid, young ass kid, told him i dont like working with him, said my back and shoulders hurt after carrying your ass around. He had no clue, he does not have the smarts that god gave to a rock
Roscoe has a license to destroy your self-confidence.
no shit, dodging a coat hanger for 9 months was as brutal as it gets! lmao!
@@davidh.holmes1379well abortion is that alternative birth control method!
He's old, he knows efficiency. And he has a presence you just can't help but respect.
Don't scare off the cubs. They gotta pay for our pensions
Those still exist?
@@kittenwizard4703 Mostly in the public sector, but yes.
The average age in my field(auto body) is 53 years old. Young men these days are forcefed college(usually with a useless degree) instead of a trade school. My generation(86) fucking ruined our children. Ain't too many of them that have trouble fitting their balls in their britches these days. 11 million jobs in the trades available currently and not enough big dick hammer swingers to fill the spaces. Dadgum makes me sad to think about if my daughter will be able to find a good husband.
Plus if I'm working 12 hours that's 2 at 1.5 and 2 at double time I'm all in on that shit
@@greg925911😮AND... the 2nd lunch break is paid
The lantern is brilliant
Did they really? Did they really have to kill his optimism? A little optimism can help a job site. Just that one dumbass. Just that one dumbass being optimistic. Cuz it sure as hell ain't me. My ex actually called me a nihilist. They were right. Then again I was having a pretty bad depressive episode at the time. Point is. Did they really have to kill his optimism about the nickname?
@@Rose-yx6jqThey have the really.
@@Havok135 thanks for bringing that to my attention I completely missed that typo.
I just gotta say this is the best
Reminds me of my 40+ years as a automotive and heavy equipment mechanic/technician. I started out like new guy, then over a few years grew into Ricky, and at the end of my career and even now I am definitely Roscoe 😊 Keep the show coming.
When we get to be Roscoe, we done run out of fucks to give and are COMPLETELY sick of stupid! And we can get .. ah .. HARSH ..
Love some Roscoe. He tells it like it is and so does Ricky.
And when they're on the same page and not fighting each other ....
Look out.
GOD DAMN ROSCOE!!!! WOW!!! That has got to be one of the most savage-ass things I've ever heard.
Common Sense is more than just a pamphlet written by Thomas Paine.
Roscoe or Ricky need to drop that one on the new guy.
A good one have not heard Ricky or Roscoe use is one I heard on a job. Old hand said the newbie was like a blister, only showed up when the work was done 😂.
I think they have on tiktok
I have had a similar argument about hours.
I was working 60 hrs with 7 days per diem in Louisiana,in August to boot.
Guys would volunteer for 7 days and think they were smart. I was paid $100 to sit and watch tv in air-conditioning on Sunday,and they were in 105° 100% humidity making a few dollars more on the paycheck after taxes. They never could understand when I tried to tell them.
That 7th day of R&R is what helps keep the endurance for the length of the job.
Rich & rare?@@davidp2of3
Give and take.. Self preservation Vs. a few greedy dollars more. Actually, one ends up paying much more during their later years for what they're slaving at today. A work-worn and broken body at 60 is never a good thing when there's still 20-40 years left to suffer with it, and not being able to even go out fishing. Do Not Be A Slave! Protect Your Own Self FIRST. AND, Early to bed, early to rise, gives the ol'lady reason to go out with other guys. . .(`burning through your hard earned savings.) True story. Take care of #1 First, or others will do it For You, Their Way. Self-enslavement. Bondage of ones self. Just say "NO!", then go find a comfy chair and plan for your next fishing adventure.
Okay that was brutal 😂 Time give poor new guy some kudos!!! Least he doesn't think he is a 🐈⬛ cat! 🤷🏼♀️
You got a break when you got this job. 😂 I'm definitely going to use that one.
Life is pissin me off right now, I need this channel just to survive, lmao ❤😂🎉
That's every new guy.🤣🤣
One of my only few UA-cam notifications I have pop up. This is the best break of my day.
Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months.. cold but funny
That it is.
"You got 2 brain cells left and they racing for 3rd place". That's the best shit I've heard in a long time. Love it!
Lol, i worked with a young skinny guy that had hired in for a shutdown at the plant. He walked so slow we nicknamed him lightening lol.
You’re not very bright and you gotta be carried around everywhere
Best shiz ever
Oh shit. New guy gonna need a ride to the hospital.
Roscoe is an absolute Savage. Excellent
Therapist love Roscoe, he can keep all of them employed himself.
OH MY HELL! Told him he dodged a coat hanger for 9 months! That shit is golden!
Exceptional burns from Roscoe. Not afraid of hard work because you stand next to them all day😂😂😂
“You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months”
😂😂😂😂
Feel bad for whoever doesn’t understand this part
I thought these guys were in CONstruction not DEconstruction. The New Guy just got DESTROYED! Loved it! Great vid! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m not afraid of hard work, I can watch it all day😂
Roscoe came with the 🔥!! 😂😅
First day of my new construction job and this came across my feed. LMAO. 🤣
that was brutal. "not afraid of hard work, you'll stand right next to it all day". OUCH!
Speed comes with experience, experience builds confidence. If you tell someone to hurry up and pointing out mistakes without checking over their process and confirming their work, that's not encouragement, it's harassment.
Hey y'all, the HR guy is here.🙄
@@c.blakerockhart1128 If you like wasting time constantly fixing someone else's mistakes instead of teaching them and actually getting work done that's fine. Sounds like you're just as big of a detriment on the job putting all your time in complaining about other people instead of actually working. There's always at least one of you on every site I have to work around🙄.
@@coloroutofspace_322 First of all My comment was meant to be a joke. And second, I was a professional painter for over 18 years. In that time I had to manage many HUNDREDS of "painters". I have taught several hundred HOW to be a PROFESSIONAL PAINTER. My job has ALWAYS included not only making sure that someone knew how to do their job, but also I had to make sure that they knew how to do it CORRECTLY AND EFFICIENTLY as well as being the one who had to FIX any and all mistakes. My comment was made due to the use of the terms " Encouragement " and "Harassment". So.... Maybe you shouldn't comment on something until you learn to comprehend what the context may be. And yes, there is ALWAYS one of YOU in the comments.
Never, and, I mean NEVER ask the old codger for his opinion!! You ain't ready, YOU JUST AIN'T READY!!
You are a lantern you're not very bright and we have to carry you everywhere you go... that's classic
I'm going to use that "pickup the pace" bit on my GF. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣
I’m freakin rollin yall, you bring up a lot of life lessons and make it fun and hilarious… keep it up… your a talented individual I must say #P/P💚🔥💪🤣🤪
not scared of hard work.will stand next to it all day long
Oh man, I swear listening to Roscoe gave me falsh backs to conversations with my Grandad. 🤣 Oh man, I'm finished.
The lantern. Jesus! 😂
I would love to dedicate this to most of my coworkers lol
If you see some pace lying around pick it up, had me crying
I worked 7 12s for about 3 months.
On Sunday alone I made almost $900.
We also got over time after 8 & 40. Time & a half Sat, double on Sunday.
That one extra day made the whole week worth while lol
Reality setting in...
Don't count tomorrow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Lantern. i know a perfect someone to use that one for, that is gold
THIS is what these people NEED to hear. Back when i first started. this is EXACTLY how my foreman talked to us. Is you were slow he told ya to get yer a$$ home and come back when you ready to work. TOO many weak individuals!
Tuesday is hump day for 7th day Adventists.. ain't it?
You got 2 brain cells left and they're fighting for 3rd place 🤣🤣
Ricky may want to be careful... He may summon a new safety man
Stand right next to work is wild af 😂
You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best New guy video for sure. Dodged a hanger for 9 months. Ouch
I was having a rough night at work and this really put a smile on my face I feel much better dodged a coat hanger for 9 months lmfao
HA! Ooo, I heard a good blast the other day from around back of a partition being installed. The lead was talking to his. . . apprentice(?), and just a bit agitated with him:
"Damn! You're not a very bright kid, but I got'ta hand it to `ya. You sure are Slow!!" 🤣
'You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months' - 'you got a break when you got a job' - lmfao
Man I have been Railing against these Slow Ass Walkers for yrs
Man that was one of the 2 Tenets my Dad taught me, he didn't teach much,
1. Walk with a Purpose
2. Always give a Firm Handshake
New guy got savagely demo'd and didn't know it
Your channel is one of my favorites Good job
Bro literally got the best skit comedy on UA-cam
Get the boxing gloves ready 😂
"you got two brain cells left and they're fighting for third place"😂
I'm glad to see new guy got his company gold chain like the rest of the boys after completing the probationary period 😂.
They are funny as hell 0:42
God damn I miss working on-site in the trades. Being in the office has its perks but nothing like the laughs and just brutal shit talking being in the trenches exposes you to. “Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months” 🤣🤣🤣
Roscoe Entertainment presents - The Roast of the New Guy 😂
I see this video after my boss asked me to work OT. 😂 Granted my 12s are a thing of the past. Lesson: The more hours work doesn't matter when the irs puts you in a higher tax bracket.
There's only so long you can call the new guy "new"...
And though I work retail, I've had guys like him. One in particular right now is not the fastest or the best... but he's almost the only one under me that I can count on to regularly show up and if he's not going to be there, he always lets me know.
The hard work line killed me
Stands next to hard work all day
Ole back packs 😂
Chased a coat hanger LMAFO
"Dodged a coat hanger for 9 months." I gotta remember that one!
This is one the best videos I’ve seen in a minute😂
Call him blister shows up after the hard work is done😅
I know you have speed and agility, I know your mama, you dodged a coat hanger for 9 months. G.O.A.T.
Kinda dim and have to be carried everywhere damn 😂
I've got a dude who is officially going to be "Lantern" starting today!
2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place LMFAO 😅😅
To be honest, with that mentality from the employees I bet that guy ends up becoming the boss while they're all stuck in that exact same position until they die.
One positive thing is that he shows up everyday.
No one is completely useless, you can always use them as a good bad example.
Ooooh, lantern! Im writing that one down as soon as i find a crayon.
Check his lunchbox!
At least he does not think he is a cat.
The new guy is my spirit animal, except i move quick. 😢
Poor new guy. Atleast he doesnt meow.
Hot damn Roscoe brought the fire hahaha remind me never to get into an argument with him
Oh f***, “You got a break when you got the job” I can feel that one damn… Roscoe didn’t need to Hiroshima him like that…
The funnier part of all this is how we slave away for us to end up with
You will own nothing and be happy - Klaus Schwab
Solid gold! Im using all these today!
Son you got a break when you got a job😂😂 real as fuck
Literally in the middle of 14 12s right now (on day 5) 😂
At 2:49 I'm stealing that. Called the dumbass Swift driver next to me an Effin Lantern.... he didn't get it
I posted on the clip just before this one. I had asked about your coin personally made. Your logo on one side and thank a veteran on the other side. I'm a combat vet myself and would love to hand these out at the VA hospital in Ann Abor and Battlecreek, MI to other vets. I'm going tell them about your series and let them know how funny it is and hopefully lift their spirits. I also don't know why it's showing my starter business name instead of mine. Sorry about that boss... thank ya
Roscoe ain't even gonna let him go cry in the portajohn? That's harsh.
I worked with a guy that snails could outpace. He walked like he absolutely had nowhere to be and, if he ever got somewhere, did absolutely nothing.
2 brain cells fighting for third place. WHo knew the new guy had a masters degree
Someone take the welding torch away from Roscoe. At this point he's just torching a pile of charcoal.