This is truly entertaining You are a born entertainer Jeff. And my God, so handsome!! Wish I had submitted but figured you weren't into thick girls lol. Good luck finding your future wife! You'll be a great husband and dad
I’m not even a usual broski watcher but from her appearance on the podcast and from what I’ve seen I KNOW that would be a 10/10 entertaining season whether it’s compromised behind the scenes or not.
Maegan should have been selected instead of Taylor, I saw no chemistry between them, weird choice. But that’s just my taste and Jeff has his own and it’s his show. Maybe he liked that Taylor isn’t a fupa trupa and is only there for him.
I'm honestly so shocked Maegan didn't get picked. She seemed like a shoo-in from the start. In the rush of wrapping up the show, I think Jeff might've confused her with Gabby. Gabby being so young and having the goal of getting rich and famous didn't seem to connect as well.
they 100% got them mixed up!! would it be fucked up if after reviewing the tape they come up with a correction on after dark? they should have just announced the top 5 on friday in my opinion
Verica def has a lot of subtle red flags. The pick-me tendencies, insulting another woman, clearly doing research into what Jeff likes and acting like she is into the exact same things, insulting Ethan on his own show, a clear indication that she has a short fuse, def a jealous type who tries to maximize appeal at the beginning of relationships so she can suck you in and then change. It all felt very disingenuous to me.
Hate that they didn’t give a recap of the girls before they went on the date, especially after 2 weeks, no way I’m gonna remember their first video to now
I honestly was not expecting taylor to be picked at all. They had no chemistry whatsoever she looked uncomfortable half the time. He shouldve picked skye! Their conversation really flowed naturally
@@laurenliz9382He rushed to pick them cause Ethan was rushing to get out of there. So I think he wasn't even sure of what he was doing. But after their date, I'm not sure taylor is even into jeff
I was really hopeing he wouldn't pick the girl from Australia. She gives such mean girl vibes. Also how did they not pick up she totally lied??? She claimed to not have Instagram but then said she DMd Jeff?! She definitely seems like a snake. Also I know its funny and part of the skit but I feel so bad for the girls who were towards the end because Ethan just got more and more disruptive and I think that took Jeff out of it alot and confused him when it came to who is who haha. Hopefully he isnt getting to confused and regretting who he is picking/dropping!
verica literally complimented one of the other girls straight off the bat within her time & also never claimed to not have instagram but rather that she never posted which jeff then backed up when he said he couldn’t find her cause her user isn’t even her full name 😭
why is NO ONE talking about ethan listening to positive affirmations in the bathroom while pissing and he says “i need words of affirmation i’m getting stressed out on this show” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 was this intentional???? (timestamp 3:07:13)
2:42:32 “im puerto rican taino” hey!Puerto Rican here, i love my girl Sky but respectfully she’s giving girl who’s parents are Puerto Rican but she’s always lived in the US bc the Taino people unfortunately were killed off completely by the Spanish nearly 500 years ago so 😭😭 yea no taino people left on the island at all, she has a way bigger chance of having european or even black heritage than Taino. There are some people who still identify as that but there are no communities or families that are purely or even predominantly Taino left. Just thought i’d share cus i always see US people saying they got Taino blood whenever one of their parents are Boricua, and i hate to break it to them but someone should 😭
Yeahhh I barely know anything about my Puerto Rican ancestry but I knew that all sounded super unlikely lol also I’ve never seen or heard about chain nose piercings honoring Taino culture or whatever
It was definitely funny but I honestly was so enthralled in the dating drama that I felt Ethan should have laid off a little and let some chemistry happen. Still like 8/10 entertainment. Ethan is GOATed
Ethan constantly interrupting Jeff by stacking spaghetti plates, spilling drinks, lighting things on fire, spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere, going to the toilet with the mic still on and just being an overall nuisance was probably the funniest thing i have seen in a very long time. 😆 fantastic episode!
It was annoying… this is H3… BUT this whole thing is for Jeff… it just comes off kinda rude when the “contestants” are talking or whatever and Ethan is doing or saying something that is taking Jeff’s attention away from the contestant and what they are saying…
Ethan making the most disgusting human noises possible while they have causal date conversation is exactly why I don’t watch the bachelor but will always tune in for the BacH3lor 😂❤
I was hoping it would have been slightly more serious. Not the whole thing . Just during the convos. Should of just made a 10 minute time clock and then talked about each girl after and put them in a list of best to worst.
@@ThatBoyBent yeah absolutely I feel like tho Ethan had funny moments. It definitely didn’t give ever girl a fair and equal shot. Jeff did put it well when he said “we are trying to find love, Ethan is trying to put on an entertaining show” I also hate how the final decision was so rushed, I feel like he would’ve picked different people had he had more time to reflect on it. Megan and Ashley should have been picked. 10000%
@@TheRMMFilms yeah. You could tell the show isn't as excited for this as Jeff is. But he knows it's entertainment also. The Australian blond girl seems great. Jeff doesn't need an American girl . From what I see , American girls are too caught up in bs and social media . Forign girls seem to have better values when it comes to respecting and caring for a man the right way.
I thought he gave up on the bit then out of nowhere when he crosses to the other side of the table and only a singed thread remains on the napkin, he reacts like the building is on fire. 👏👏 keep it up Ethan great moves
If someone were to tell Jeff the first time he called into the podcast that he would be the focus of a dating show that they made over 2 years later he would have laughed an eye out
@@theceechexactly. Plus why would they subject innocent people just trying to sit down for a meal to this nonsense. Ethan isn’t a prank channel, he wouldn’t do this in a million years.
I think the reply above me is wrong, the confusion was cleared up by the end and it wasn’t between Gabby and Maegan as much as it was between Maegan and Jess. I think the Saint Christopher story really stuck with him which is why he ended up going with her instead of Maegan (but this is just my opinion)
I think he meant to pick Maegan, too! They had better chemistry. I think the fatigue got to him and got him confused plus you can tell he really doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling.
Kinda proved it in fact is an AB issue lol… he says things so fast and monotoned and almost always says it right as someone else starts talking lol. We head him cuz he’s talking into a mic n we have speakers/headphones too. But that was a funny moment regardless lol
If you watch Rich Lux’s videos about being heartbroken recently it sounds like this guy is 100% gay or bi. Sounds like he makes out with men every weekend at clubs. 🤔
Ik everyone else has already said this but Ethan just fucking hovering over Jeff during the dates and whispering questions to him is so fucking funny it’s making me giggle so bad
I’m still watching this i’m so late but for reallll. i’m so sad this is the first time they’re finally able to play this out, imagine if we got ethan waiter x 3
I really thought Ethan was taking this season of the Bach3lor seriously until the waiter bit 😭😭 Jeff has patience bc the febreze in my face would have been my last straw
@@JoeleyTravels you’re telling me someone can spray febreze directly in your face intentionally and you’d be perfectly fine? Lol. On top of all the other antics like dropping food on him
Jeff completely mixed up Gabby and Maegan. I feel like they should’ve waited a week and gave him time to think and decide. Especially since the choice was already being rushed since Ethan had to go.
i feel like jeff felt a connection with morgan while a lot of the other girls he was just attracted to, they would be such a unique couple man holy shit
Definitely. Feel bad judging but hey that's the point of the segment. Some of these influencer type girls felt a little lacking in personality. Morgan's felt like a real person
shoutout to Ashley for being vulnerable about why she is hesitant with having kids, I have the same upbringing and hearing someone be open about their experience is always comforting ❤
@@emilylodge3288 when she saw dozens of comments bashing her for her POV on kids the first time she spoke on it without those details, she decided to be vulnerable this time. She didn't dwell on it or even ask anyone to acknowledge her struggle, just a detail of why she feels so strongly about it. I can see it making someone uncomfortable if they have unresolved issues of their own or are jealous of her confidence to be vulnerable on such a platform when they are ashamed of their past, but that is on you to release that discomfort, not on her to censor her experiences for your comfort.
@@londonezer1913 She kept saying "I hope you find the girl you're looking for" so I don't think she was as highly competitive as some of the other girls. Just a nice, genuine, down to earth girl.
I like Taylor, she didn't seem like she wanted to be on a date with Jeff though 😂 Her date played out like someone who accidentally applied to the wrong event and just went with it
It’s probably because he made a racist comment. I don’t think he realized how he was sounding but she didn’t seem to like the coffee comment, which is fair.
@@hihii3902 The coffee thing or something else? Not sure I'd call that racist. Definitely a little weird to bring up skin color immediately though, I'll give you that.
Thank u ethan and team. I wish I could give all these amazing women my pole 💈❤
How did I catch this so quick
follow your heart king ❤
Gaby and megan got switched Jeff!!!!!
Lmfao
This is truly entertaining
You are a born entertainer Jeff. And my God, so handsome!!
Wish I had submitted but figured you weren't into thick girls lol.
Good luck finding your future wife! You'll be a great husband and dad
Almost 5 years since the original BacH3lor, we finally got to see the first dates. It was absolutely worth the wait.
I genuinely did not think this would play out after so many years 😂
i was so nervous we wouldn’t even get to this episode😂😂
Ethan has APD (AB Processing Disorder)
So does that audiologist girl
2:31:20 everybody has, apparently 😭
This is the best joke
This comment needs thousands more likes.
Abdulla Processing Disorder INDEED
Ethan made sure the "off the rails" energy was still present during this episode lmaooo the sabotage was hilarious
was it?
^
It wasn't funny, always I'll timed, and was just distracting and annoying. The walking in front of the camera bit old after the first time as well
@@RayanKhanI was laughing!
@@RayanKhannah it was funny they shouldn't have applied if they couldn't handle the antics of the show, they'll get private serious time later
Take it in guys. We're living in the best H3 era right now. Every video is better than the one before
forreal ever since frienemies the podcast really has just been gold. especially the last few years
Idk 4 hours about adin Ross for no reason is kinda crazy
We’re out of the darkest timeline 😂
That Zionism really improves the content
If we take out the Kav-Kav stuff, then yes😆
I literally died laughing when they were adjusting jeff's camera and it looked like he fell off his chair.
I saw that too that was so funny😂😂
same i was so confused for a second lmfaoo
same i had literal tears. i was wondering why he didn’t make any noise when falling
Does anyone have a time stamp for this? x
@@daisyplatt2415 57:43
“Pack your bags because you’re coming to Hollywood”😂😂😂😂
i can’t 🤞🏼😂
ethan’s face when she mentioned she listened to joe rogan had me dead
timestamp
@@EnricoUniverse4:21:19
@Tofuu1311 the show is only 3:38:40 long
1:15:40
holy shit, how did I miss that lmao that’s hilarious
Jeff: "a lot of people were shipping us Olivia."
Olivia: "ooooohh 😍"
Ethan: "Thats inappoproate."
Olivia: "Thats inappropriate. 😐"
I wasn't one of those people but now I think about it, that would be the most awesome outcome to the show. ❤
Timestamp?
I need a time stamp too lol
@@FionaShortall 2:46:43
@@FionaShortallthe one time Ethan’s ever serious 😂😅
Next year you guys HAVE to host a bacH3lorette for BRITTANY BROSKI
(If she wants to)
I am so obsessed with this idea!
I’m not even a usual broski watcher but from her appearance on the podcast and from what I’ve seen I KNOW that would be a 10/10 entertaining season whether it’s compromised behind the scenes or not.
Oml yes
Yeeessss
Omgggg PLEASE
I SWEAR JEFF MIXED UP GABBY AND MAEGAN
He did!!!!
no, he didn't I don't think. he kept in mind the Saint Christopher commonality with gabby.
Maegan should have been selected instead of Taylor, I saw no chemistry between them, weird choice. But that’s just my taste and Jeff has his own and it’s his show. Maybe he liked that Taylor isn’t a fupa trupa and is only there for him.
He sure did
@@mw1887But he thought Megan said she just wanted to be famous, which was the detail he didn't like
When Jeff said Mr Beast sent a listening device in a pr package I was dyingggg he’s so unexpectedly funny.
I'm honestly so shocked Maegan didn't get picked. She seemed like a shoo-in from the start. In the rush of wrapping up the show, I think Jeff might've confused her with Gabby. Gabby being so young and having the goal of getting rich and famous didn't seem to connect as well.
Agreed!!
they 100% got them mixed up!! would it be fucked up if after reviewing the tape they come up with a correction on after dark? they should have just announced the top 5 on friday in my opinion
Maybe it was meant to be that way
They say things happen for a reason 🤷🏻♀️
He def got them mixed up but he will reunite with Meagan I feel (if things don't work out with whoever he picks from the top 5)
Agreed. Gabby seems a little immature imo for what he’s looking for. I think he got confused
Jeff messed up for moving Meagan’s pole to gabby!! She was the one who wanted to be rich and famous! Meagan was perfect!
Yea Megan was the prettiest too lol
@@steeledclub6368 they gonna smash
@@emmerrick4563 this is facts. Meagan is in LA, they'll be in touch.
They’re all gorgeous women…really weird comment
Did he get them mixed up lol
Every time Jeff would say “you’re coming to Hollywood” I would DIE LMFAOOO & Zach’s laugh on the coffee comment 💀
ethan’s random side comments “i feel ya brother.. nothing like it” had me laughing so hard haahhhahaa
Verica def has a lot of subtle red flags. The pick-me tendencies, insulting another woman, clearly doing research into what Jeff likes and acting like she is into the exact same things, insulting Ethan on his own show, a clear indication that she has a short fuse, def a jealous type who tries to maximize appeal at the beginning of relationships so she can suck you in and then change. It all felt very disingenuous to me.
Definitely BPD abuser energy
I agreeeeeeeeee
Sorry Jeff, you confused Meghan and Gabby please correct it ASAP JEFFFFFFFF
It was corrected at 3:34:06
Hate that they didn’t give a recap of the girls before they went on the date, especially after 2 weeks, no way I’m gonna remember their first video to now
Yess!!! I was not gonna rewatch the first episode with all the submissions
I don't even remember them getting through them all
Yeah the only reason I remembered is bc I watched the 1st episode once the 2nd was out
I don't even think they remembered from the first show either 😂
I feel so bad for the last girl, Jess, she have seen how well it went with Verica and you can see how sad she was
I honestly was not expecting taylor to be picked at all. They had no chemistry whatsoever she looked uncomfortable half the time. He shouldve picked skye! Their conversation really flowed naturally
I was wondering if he picked her because ethan was excited about the auditory test
@@laurenliz9382He rushed to pick them cause Ethan was rushing to get out of there. So I think he wasn't even sure of what he was doing. But after their date, I'm not sure taylor is even into jeff
I got the vibe that Taylor didn’t even want to be there tbh. Or maybe it was because it was live and she doesn’t watch the pod and was just nervous
I think she was just nervous!
Diversity pick
Jeff offering to get that lady a nanny for the dog is the most romantic thing ever cause it was so unintentional but he just wants her happy
The way Jeff always find a way to bring up his ex Cierra 😂
Time stamp?
Truly the one that got away. If he had his shit more in his 20s, they would've been married.
Not Jeff telling Morgan she has a silly haircut 💀💀💀💀💀
Curly hair folks quaking
@@user-bv6fh7nk8g6xlmaoo
I was really hopeing he wouldn't pick the girl from Australia. She gives such mean girl vibes. Also how did they not pick up she totally lied??? She claimed to not have Instagram but then said she DMd Jeff?! She definitely seems like a snake. Also I know its funny and part of the skit but I feel so bad for the girls who were towards the end because Ethan just got more and more disruptive and I think that took Jeff out of it alot and confused him when it came to who is who haha. Hopefully he isnt getting to confused and regretting who he is picking/dropping!
verica literally complimented one of the other girls straight off the bat within her time & also never claimed to not have instagram but rather that she never posted which jeff then backed up when he said he couldn’t find her cause her user isn’t even her full name 😭
why is NO ONE talking about ethan listening to positive affirmations in the bathroom while pissing and he says “i need words of affirmation i’m getting stressed out on this show” 😭😭😭😭😭😭 was this intentional???? (timestamp 3:07:13)
Are you serious 😂
@@kaitlin4uyes!!!! lmao
Searched for this specific comment!! I couldn’t tell if it was intentional or not…
Yes!! This was amazing 😭
I think bc Jeff kept telling him he can’t interrupt and get out the way (w peace n love) and Ethan’s not used to it 🤣🤣 thought it was hilarious!!!
Ashley is so chill I love her vibe so much
Did anyone else catch that verica claimed to not have instagram but then said she dmed Jeff?? Hmmm
She’s giving liar. External law student who wants to teach English in China and work in PR? 😂 her submission sounded so scripted
i agree i think shes gonna use him
she should be eliminated just for dm' ing him after the show
Sus
She's pretty but has the personality of a wet noodle 😅
Why would Ethan even schedule this on a day with a meeting then rush it all? This is the best segment and he’s rushing it
Right
to be fair jeff was late so the show started late, he probably had the meeting planned for when the show was *supposed* to end
@@happybirthday6130 that’s fair I didn’t think of that!
I love that Jeff and Dan have their own cute lil banter now lol
Should really go over all dates to be sure Jeff remembers who everyone is.
AB with the zingers this episode. The best, “went from bachelors to love is blind”. 😂 so bold
This is so obscure but the “de de de de” at 3:05:30 KILLED me 😂😂😂
He’s such a cartoon
can someone please explain to me the dededede 😅 please
ETHAN TALKING TO HIMSELF IN THE BATHROOM 🤣😭
Not the crane sound bite when Jeff was talking about how he was insecure about his eye😂😂😂
Ashley said she leaving the legal field to go work in oncology and beauty spa? I’ve never heard those two going hand-in-hand.
Maybe it’s a spa aimed towards people in recovery? Or she has a few different things she’s considering.
@@CrossWindsPatno, it was working for a law firm that focuses on family law, like divorce and child custody cases…
@@peepobeebo ohhh whoops I misheard that :D
morgan and verica morgan and verica i’m chanting i’m screaming from the rooftops
I’m sorry but I think Jeff and Ethan are going to end up together. They are just so cute together ❤
This is a fantastic idea.
Morgan all the way! She’s great-bubbly, creative, and authentic!
The bit with the fire extinguisher had me in tears, I haven’t laughed like that in a long time
2:42:32 “im puerto rican taino” hey!Puerto Rican here, i love my girl Sky but respectfully she’s giving girl who’s parents are Puerto Rican but she’s always lived in the US bc the Taino people unfortunately were killed off completely by the Spanish nearly 500 years ago so 😭😭 yea no taino people left on the island at all, she has a way bigger chance of having european or even black heritage than Taino. There are some people who still identify as that but there are no communities or families that are purely or even predominantly Taino left. Just thought i’d share cus i always see US people saying they got Taino blood whenever one of their parents are Boricua, and i hate to break it to them but someone should 😭
Yeahhh I barely know anything about my Puerto Rican ancestry but I knew that all sounded super unlikely lol also I’ve never seen or heard about chain nose piercings honoring Taino culture or whatever
Ethan: I love to air drop
Sound bite: 👹AIR STRIKES👹
The best chemistry to me was Jeff and Ethan! They play so well off of each other. They need to have a comedy show together and call it Uncomfortable 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff is just really good at what he does😊
The way Jeff was looking at Ethan at one point too
the Okay Ethan & Jeff show
YESSSSS
Not Jeff telling every single girl that they’re going to the next stage 💀💀💀
Honestly it’s good he did that lol
Jeff, 2 minutes into the first date: “I’m really insecure, I have a lot of issues” 😭😭😭
Me honestly
my brain tryin to sabotage conversations
He's lucky he's hot
Relatable King
I died when they were talking about a penguin documentary and Dan said “I liked the part where they danced”
Timestamp? 🥹
Timy stampy
@@Kaylei13xthey never cut to that penguin Jeff wanted up on the screen :(
AB: What's it called when he has 9 employees and only can't hear one of them?
Taylor: What?
IM HOWLING
Shit got me geeked
AB saying “shit, it’s me!” 💀
COMEDY GOLD
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
It was too perfect 🤣🤣
Time stamp I missed it! 😢
JUSTICE FOR MEAGAN, gabby was the one who said she wanted to be rich and famous!!!!!!
Yeah i didn't trust her at all
He got rid of Meagan because verica kept saying she’s got to beat up ‘small nostrils’
I thought he got rid of Maegan because she's a good local back-up he can contact on his own later lol. Expands the options!
@@idellekellhahahhahahaha
@@Chuchutrain806Yeah, verica was kinda rude about that.
Not Jeff telling all of them they’re coming to Hollywood😭
Like they’re on American Idol 😂
Was so cruel 😭 Especially the last girl who was told she was guaranteed to move on
@@azhurelpigeon last girl did get in !! jess
@@hellokittyfan9 Oh good, they were deliberating a LOT on that I thought they forgot about her
😂bless his heart 😂
The waiter bit getting progressively more intrusive is peak Ethan humor. Havent laughed that hard in a while
It was definitely funny but I honestly was so enthralled in the dating drama that I felt Ethan should have laid off a little and let some chemistry happen. Still like 8/10 entertainment. Ethan is GOATed
@@CrossWindsPat Nah, it was so unhinged and I loved every second of it
He is human chaos incarnate hahahha
Hey that’s what you get with H3 bachelor
I actually found it just annoying at some points, and not in a funny way
The hard switch from Ethan saying the one girl was doing borderline black face to the next girl being black was insane 😭😂
“He went from the Bach3lor to Love Is Blind”. AB YOU SO WRONG FOR THIS 😂
“let’s say ethan’s in a car accident” “am i wearing a st christopher medal” 😭😭😭
Lmfaoooooooooo yo I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Sam needs to be hired by a dating show, this group of girls is better than the cast of the last 3 seasons of love is blind put together
literally
Sam is a treasure and I hope she and the crew do this show for decades
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
rachel is a queen ugh
Sam is too talented for H3, they all are actually but i rlly hope a bigger opportunity comes her way , but for now yes i hope she stays 🩷
Why is no one talking about how Ethan never finished his perv dad story 😭 I need to hear this
It’s probably for the best 😭 I imagine it was about his dad going to strip clubs though
he has talked about this in so many episodes
I think he was setting up the dresser story lol
You can watch Families episodes, they tell several stories there, I think he was probably gonna tell the giant d1ldo story
his dad just always likes weird/sexual pics/posts on twitter and watches a lot of p*rn
Ethan constantly interrupting Jeff by stacking spaghetti plates, spilling drinks, lighting things on fire, spraying a fire extinguisher everywhere, going to the toilet with the mic still on and just being an overall nuisance was probably the funniest thing i have seen in a very long time. 😆 fantastic episode!
You misspelled cringiest. That wasn't comedy. That was annoyance.
It was annoying… this is H3… BUT this whole thing is for Jeff… it just comes off kinda rude when the “contestants” are talking or whatever and Ethan is doing or saying something that is taking Jeff’s attention away from the contestant and what they are saying…
@@2458merionsever heard of "cringe comedy"?
my anxious ass kept forgetting it was a gag and it was making me nervous lmao
Was it edible
The waiter interrupting the date to defend hasan is killing me 😂
"the waiter" LMAO
Morgan all the way!! The way she talked and acted seemed very genuine and she's also just super sweet
Agreed I wish I knew her social media
W morgan
did u find it@@Lambyslaughter
I like Taylor best
Jeff is too superficial for her
Jeff telling every single girl they’re coming to Hollywood😂😂 then at the end “wait I just told her she’s 100% in”
Im dying at Olivs interjection. "So sorry Jeff to interrupt your date. had to talk about soup"
"ITS THE YEAR OF SOUPPP ITS ALL IVE BEEN DOING!!" 🤣
Yeah she's horribly obnoxious and has no use.
PLEASE THIS WOULD BE SO GOOD
lmao when she went from omggggg🥰😊 to "that's inappropriate stop😐"
3:24:12-3:24:25 “i like my soda like i like my women: shaken up, traumatized, squirting all over the place” THIS WAS SO UNHINGED I’M IN TEARS 😂😭
🤣🤣🤣
I love when it's Dan that says some wild shit.
@@UA-camBot-8916 It sounded like Ethan, no?
@@stevnateddan said the squirting part
@@stevnated Ethan said "shaken up, traumatized" and Dan interjected "squirting all over the place!"
When Jeff said Morgan’s hair was silly but it was just her natural hair 💀💀💀
I know, How is that a compliment 😂
I imagine he meant it in more of a "fun, carefree vibe" kind of way, but, well, "a crane fuckin' smashed him roight in his 'ead"
I have the same haircut as her the way I gasped😂
And then said it's like a mullet omg doubled down as always lmaoooo
He means well I’ll let it slide 😂💚
Ethan’s mic on in the bathroom and Dan yelling at someone to mute him had me HOWLING
Wait I need this time stamp please lol
SAME
@@marta720 around 3:07:00 !
3:07:00 lmfao@@marta720
“Words of affirmation”
Gabby was the one that wanted to be famous NOT MEGAN!! Justice for Megan!!!
They corrected him when he was thinking it was Megan, but it didn’t change the overall result. They would have had a good date
I think it's because they literally look the exact same.
We know…..they said it on the show.
I thought it was Rachel that said that 😅
I thought she said get rich and famous then quit and help rescue animals that’s a good thing
Ethan making the most disgusting human noises possible while they have causal date conversation is exactly why I don’t watch the bachelor but will always tune in for the BacH3lor 😂❤
I love that Jeff is treating this so seriously like this is actually the person he is going to spend the rest of his life with. I hope it is
I was hoping it would have been slightly more serious. Not the whole thing . Just during the convos. Should of just made a 10 minute time clock and then talked about each girl after and put them in a list of best to worst.
@@ThatBoyBent yeah absolutely I feel like tho Ethan had funny moments. It definitely didn’t give ever girl a fair and equal shot. Jeff did put it well when he said “we are trying to find love, Ethan is trying to put on an entertaining show” I also hate how the final decision was so rushed, I feel like he would’ve picked different people had he had more time to reflect on it. Megan and Ashley should have been picked. 10000%
@@TheRMMFilms yeah. You could tell the show isn't as excited for this as Jeff is. But he knows it's entertainment also. The Australian blond girl seems great. Jeff doesn't need an American girl . From what I see , American girls are too caught up in bs and social media . Forign girls seem to have better values when it comes to respecting and caring for a man the right way.
@@ThatBoyBentexcuse me what 😂
To be fair, the show is 2 for 2 for starting long relationships, so no reason Jeff wouldn't expect to find his life partner here lol
ethan just standing there waiting for the cloth to start burning had me wheezing
I think he saw all the Lawyer Dan love and needed a role to play asap
SAME! 😂
1:41:53 for those wanting a time stamp
Yessss 😂 I was like man he wants it to catch on fire so bad
I thought he gave up on the bit then out of nowhere when he crosses to the other side of the table and only a singed thread remains on the napkin, he reacts like the building is on fire. 👏👏 keep it up Ethan great moves
this was so sweet ! the chemistry between jeff and ethan is so refreshing. such a better connection than the vlog squad. we love jeff !!
On god fam
@@jeffwittek3987Jeff Wittek! Big fan.
I hope Ethan makes it to top 2
We love Jeff! His personality is so funny I love that it shines more and more as he gets comfortable on the show
Ethan was pure chaos this ep… pissing on a live, setting stuff on fire, the fire extinguisher… pure H3 bliss
Ethan calling the Las Vegas Sphere a fuckinh EYE BALL next to Jeff was TAKING ME OUT HAHAHA
In his defense they make the sphere an eyeball sometimes lol I think I even have a photo of it when I was in Vegas.
@@meghanmondschein7400 I guarantee you no one calls that shit the EYE BALL HAHAHAHAH
@@christianramirez7885I guarantee you a ton of people DO call it the eye ball if, when they saw it, it was an eye ball.
i was crying laughing
@@LoryBelle yes! That was my point haha maybe he saw it when it was an eyeball lmao thank you
AB was quick with the “It’s gone from the Bachelor to Love is Blind.” 39:20
Hahahaha
If someone were to tell Jeff the first time he called into the podcast that he would be the focus of a dating show that they made over 2 years later he would have laughed an eye out
🤣🤣🤣🤣
For real just thinking about this 😅
laughed an eye out is crazy 😭😭😭
😂😂😂
Petition for an episode where Ethan actually tries to wait tables at a restaurant because this episode killed me
For me that was the best part, ethan is so BAD as a waiter.
that would just be giving charli damelio at walmart for the day
@@theceechexactly. Plus why would they subject innocent people just trying to sit down for a meal to this nonsense. Ethan isn’t a prank channel, he wouldn’t do this in a million years.
I want a cook off episode 😠 NOW! With guest judges (Jeff, Tana, Brittany broski, Hasan etc)
he used to wait tables when he and hila lived in santa cruz! i can’t even imagine it lol
I cannot BELIEVE that Jeff was most infatuated by Meagan and kept asking about "small nostril girl" and in the end took the pole OFF of her! 😭
I think he totally believes he picked her and went with Gabby thinking it's her, smh.
I didn’t think they clicked very well
I think the reply above me is wrong, the confusion was cleared up by the end and it wasn’t between Gabby and Maegan as much as it was between Maegan and Jess. I think the Saint Christopher story really stuck with him which is why he ended up going with her instead of Maegan (but this is just my opinion)
@@Angie-zk4ei I think he meant to pick Meagan too. Gabby is the one that made the "rich and famous" comment but he thought it was Meagan.
I think he meant to pick Maegan, too! They had better chemistry.
I think the fatigue got to him and got him confused plus you can tell he really doesn’t want to hurt anyone’s feeling.
Jeff calling Morgan Meaghan and then telling her she has a silly haircut that looks like a mullet made me DIE INSIDE😅
She’s literally never going to wear her hair like that again 😭 he ruined it
@@nancyelizabeth2325 if she’s anything like me, it was probably all she could think about after the call
LMAOO fr i was like JEFF!!!
Props to all the women being so chill & going w/the goofs. This is so entertaining.
The audiologist not hearing AB ask why Ethan never hears him…
after diagnosing Ethan with audio processing disorder
Kinda proved it in fact is an AB issue lol… he says things so fast and monotoned and almost always says it right as someone else starts talking lol. We head him cuz he’s talking into a mic n we have speakers/headphones too.
But that was a funny moment regardless lol
I didn’t hear him lmao
@@cassandra811 nah, it’s just that there was a lot going on and it was over zoom.
@@cassandra811D: he’s doing his best
she was also on zoom & with so many sounds coming thru her speakers im sure it was hard to hear just one person speaking lmao
ethan as waiter has been pure comedy gold
I think he saw all the Lawyer Dan love and needed a role to play asap
“I thought this was parmesan” had me in stitches
kinda got annoying ngl. it was pretty funny at first but im actually interested on the women's responses.
@@genshinF2Playyeah..that’s the point
Jeff mentioning that’s he took a test and is 12% gay, then Ethan mentioning that he’s 15% gay. I screamed BESTIES lol
That was so funny 🤣
If you watch Rich Lux’s videos about being heartbroken recently it sounds like this guy is 100% gay or bi. Sounds like he makes out with men every weekend at clubs. 🤔
Ik everyone else has already said this but Ethan just fucking hovering over Jeff during the dates and whispering questions to him is so fucking funny it’s making me giggle so bad
I’m still watching this i’m so late but for reallll. i’m so sad this is the first time they’re finally able to play this out, imagine if we got ethan waiter x 3
Sam did a hell of a job with curating this bouquet of dreamwomen, she is the master.
Fr she picked better candidates than you see in actual dating shows
bouquet of dream women lmao i love it
Ethan’s 3 hours of goblin energy was immaculate. S/O to Jeff for being a good sport
I really thought Ethan was taking this season of the Bach3lor seriously until the waiter bit 😭😭
Jeff has patience bc the febreze in my face would have been my last straw
I think the waiter bit adds to Ethan's seriousness. A sanitized, "clean" virtual date is silly and unserious.
You're short tempered. 😅
@@JoeleyTravels you’re telling me someone can spray febreze directly in your face intentionally and you’d be perfectly fine? Lol. On top of all the other antics like dropping food on him
@@WithAngelWings yeah, it's not done in a malicious way. A bit of febreeze, who cares lol.
Jeff completely mixed up Gabby and Maegan. I feel like they should’ve waited a week and gave him time to think and decide. Especially since the choice was already being rushed since Ethan had to go.
i thought the same thing he was clearly way more into meagan...?? 😭
They did ask him if he wanted to wait till next week he chose to choose in that moment
@@gisseruwilliams1112 can't let him decide like this, the crew needs to put their foot down sometimes because the way this ep ended was so shakey
Ethan saying, “Sorry about that” throughout his serving role was just fantastic.
Wish they would’ve took key notes of every date for Jeff to look back on when deciding
Taken*
this is such a good idea bc as an audience member, i forgot them too!! except for morgan. i will always remember morgan as my fave
@@CheebsCheeby *no thing bettar two doo inn lyfe
Ethan doesn't have grit. He has GERD.
Never cackled so hard oml
These poor girls can hardly get a word in without Ethan being distracting as hell 😂
He's straight goblin in this EP lol
Taylor finally said something about it lol it was bothering me so much
Megan not making it was the plot twist of the century
didn’t he literally say “see you tonight” lol like wht happened
Maegan must have been SCREAMING when she didn’t get a pole lol
I'm shocked too bc of her looks but I'm honestly glad bc he went with connection instead of looks
yeah him and maegan didnt have a connection
He did tell her they’d meet someday so she probably was like oh well we live in the same city
@@lns4lifeshe’s pretty, she lowkey looks like dylan mulvaney
i feel like jeff felt a connection with morgan while a lot of the other girls he was just attracted to, they would be such a unique couple man holy shit
Team Morgan fr. Although all of them are lovely ❤
Definitely. Feel bad judging but hey that's the point of the segment. Some of these influencer type girls felt a little lacking in personality. Morgan's felt like a real person
LMAOOO JEFF SAYING "I CANT SAY THIS BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!!"
😂😂😂😂
shoutout to Ashley for being vulnerable about why she is hesitant with having kids, I have the same upbringing and hearing someone be open about their experience is always comforting ❤
why tf didnt he pick her im so infuriated rn
Saying shit like that the first time you meet someone can make people a little uncomfortable
@@emilylodge3288 when she saw dozens of comments bashing her for her POV on kids the first time she spoke on it without those details, she decided to be vulnerable this time. She didn't dwell on it or even ask anyone to acknowledge her struggle, just a detail of why she feels so strongly about it. I can see it making someone uncomfortable if they have unresolved issues of their own or are jealous of her confidence to be vulnerable on such a platform when they are ashamed of their past, but that is on you to release that discomfort, not on her to censor her experiences for your comfort.
@@londonezer1913because he wants kids. It’s clear he wants a trad wife tbh
@@londonezer1913 She kept saying "I hope you find the girl you're looking for" so I don't think she was as highly competitive as some of the other girls. Just a nice, genuine, down to earth girl.
I like Taylor, she didn't seem like she wanted to be on a date with Jeff though 😂 Her date played out like someone who accidentally applied to the wrong event and just went with it
I agree - she was a little cold. She is probably just matter of fact. My sensitive ass felt like she didn’t like me. 😂
It’s probably because he made a racist comment. I don’t think he realized how he was sounding but she didn’t seem to like the coffee comment, which is fair.
She is like my fave though haha she speaks her mind and I personally find that so attractive.
@@hihii3902he didn’t finished it
@@hihii3902 The coffee thing or something else? Not sure I'd call that racist. Definitely a little weird to bring up skin color immediately though, I'll give you that.
When Jeff called Morgan perfect and then said he's ready to get a dog with her 😭. That was so cute. She needs to win.
Yessss
She's so pretty 😍 She has this Baby from Dirty Dancing vibe.
@@idellekellyes!! She is absolutely striking! Morgan for the win! ❤
She gives hope to quirky girls everywhere ❤
Yesss and she has an adorable voice
him saying “it was a brotha that was mentally handicapped” right after getting buttoned was hilarious
Edit for dummies: he said the R word
theo von ass comment
What's funny or offensive about that?
@@697_ you can’t be serious? Do you know what the button is?
He hit both hard R's at once.
timestamp?
Absolutely in love with Jeff and Morgan’s chemistry
RIGHT
Yeah it’s suprisingly how smitten they seem for each other lol
I want her to win soooo bad ❤
I’m rootin’ and tootin’ for Morgan 🤠
I didn't expect Jeff to like her vibe so much. I was so moved when he called her perfect and said she's so pretty. I hope she wins.
Olivia calling ethan out for hitting the button when the joke doesnt land💀
Jeff got her yappin
@@Tankology73😂😂😂
I'm sure Olivia would go for a soup date with Rachel. Olivia accidentally got a new soup friend
The ONLY woman I thought jeff shouldn't pick was gabby. I think he got conversations confused as to which girl said what.
Same girl. Same. She’s the only one who gave “ I’m just here because you’re famous” energy 😬
@@turducken77 exactly!