Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police. I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
Yoov been weeported. To who? Not telling 😂😂😂 The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged. Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂 What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence. And you ignored it. So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying. Probably.
These people to need to get out more in the fresh air , they are not used to dealing with members of the public, wrapped up in their own worlds, and life is passing them by, need to socialise and smile more
Lol that guy in the blue shirt puffing up his chest and clenching his fists trying to frighten you, then he swears at you and then storms off, he couldn't frighten a fly 😂😂😂
Just imagine having these kind of tools as neighbors. They'd be constantly telling you they don't like your car or your dog or your choice of meat while grilling.
🤣🤣🤣 you do find some funny people! Save some for me! 🤣🤣🤣💚
He came from nowhere! 😂😂😂
Seems there are plenty to go around DJ LOL
I never realised garden gnomes were employed as security officers!
They take anyone these days.
It's a short term appointment.
Bouncer for Mothercare.
He's in desperate need of a raise but acting the way he did he's going to cut his career short.
That's actually discriminatory against gnomes! 😋
as a senior manager he has obviously been promoted beyond his intellectual capabilities!
they so often are.
They don't need intellect to just simply agree with everything the boss says, that seems to be the way up the ladder these days. 🤷❤️
He's spent more time on the spectrum than Clive Sinclair.
Its called promotion to incompetence.
@@sheppertonstudios8253 what an incredibly niche comment !
Love it when a senior manager says "It's no going to happen". 5 minutes later.... it happens..
Never gets old..
You can’t teach stupid.
With you on that one! No matter what is said the drone always goes over!
He started at the top and worked down 😂
"I know you are allowed to" then proceed to call the police. That seems really REALLY stupid.
14:12 The way he said "What?" - I was laughing 😂
mate I nearly pissed maself
That was probably the most in real life NPC I have ever seen lol
Hahahahahaha
"I'm going to call the police because you're not following my request" - does he think the police enforce what he wants? What a tool
Because he didn't say it was illegal (indicating an opinion, even if wrong) but said he was calling the poluce because his demand was ignored, then he has committed a criminal offence. Two actually. Perverting the course of justice and wasting police time
@@TheSadButMadLad Perverting sounds right. He reminds me of those creeps they pick up on those pedo catcher channels. Very odd man.
The mad thing is the police will actually respond to his feelings.
Quick. Despatch the armed request enforcement squad 😂
Correct what a tool 😅😊😅😊
I wonder how the "millionaire owner" will feel when they view the conduct of their staff.
Billionaire, get it right 😂
@@martinwroe5555 I know, he's trying to make out the owner is a peasant like the rest of us.
@@martinwroe5555lol I very much doubt such a site / company is owned by a billionaire, it's a shame the senior manager doesn't know that
What's the horrible little man's name guys?
Trust me bud you aint got a clue of how rich he actually is @mohammedusman7065
“I’ve already asked you to stop it [so I’m calling the police]…”. Jeez, these people.
I was waiting for the, we have a military contract.
I think he said I've asked you to stop and you didn't comply so now we'll call the police.
I'm assuming he then went in and had a cry and that triggered Danny DeVito to come out acting like a tool.
999 Operator: "Armed request enforcement squad are on the way."
That hobbit was very angry, looks like he's had his ring destroyed
OOOoooHHHH! Matron! 💍🥒💥
@@scruffyalice-ff5pz 😉✅
If he ever goes to prison , I’m sure it will happen
Haven’t we all, dear?
Frankie Boyle ?? ;p
The Hobbit who came out second must have slipped past his carer, like a little child, running out threatening, then running back to stand behind someone who's bigger. He shouldn't be out alone.
ye the system failed him, he shudnt be allowed a security job when he seems to be the mental age of about 10
He sounds robotic. No emotion. No soul there. The aliens are amongst us.
he just autistic.
Yoov been weeported.
To who?
Not telling
😂😂😂
The most childish security guard ever. Although i think he was a bit mentally challenged.
Another class video PA. How you keep your cool is just brilliant. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
He's been put on double secret probation 😮
I wonder what happens when 'Senior Managers' actually have to deal with a real problem instead of a problem they fantasise in their heads.
I absolutely love this auditor, because his politeness and calmness cracks me up! When they are getting all wound up, and get their knickers in a twist, he’s cool as a cucumber, and that makes them even more angry. Brilliant!😂😂😂
He reported you to his mum, i don't think you realise the seriousness of this PA 🤣😂🤣
You handled that brilliantly again 👏👏👏❤️🇬🇧
🤣🤣🤣
A fellow cookiemonster❤
@@Cookie_Monster1
COOKIE!! (said in a gruff voice)
😁👍❤️🇬🇧
@@PureAuditsfk me , he's going on my vid don't worry 😂😂😂
What a weirdo, coming up to you like that, jeez ?!?! Looked like he was a part time WWE character ??? 😂
The manager speaking like he has any control of what the public is allowed to do on public land shows how ignorant to the laws of the land. While the security guard is there there will be a village somewhere looking for its idiot
King Zog will also be looking for his court jester.
Doesn’t want his privacy breached but proceeded to walk towards you, what a muppet 😂
It's probably the 5000 square foot of aspestos roof they didn't want you to see lol
I wonder how the 'billionaire owner' feels about how his staff (especially the little guy) behaved?! 😲🤣
Who’d want to break into a paper factory?😂
A paper thief?
@@patrickdaly2121 they’d leave a paper trail behind
A pay per viewer of audits.
A woodworm with no teeth.
A fire starter.😊
Amazing delusions of adequacy from a company making paper boxes😢
Paper bags actually 😂
@@Lookup2Wakeup Thats even lower in the packaging pecking order!
@@Ultimagtr650 toilet paper is at the bottom.....😂
@@Lookup2Wakeup now thats getting down and dirty....
Maybe 'Cerebral Security' need to rethink their name...
should re brand to downright stupid security
😂😂😂 quote - "Theres no yea , buts about it...its not gonna 'appen"
Yeeeeea , it is....😂
That horrible little man is probably a help in the community employee. Not all there, a few marbles loose. Employed out of sympathy.
Yeah PA said he's gone I thought nah he was gone before he even came over. 🤦🤷
Or nepotism at its finest...
It's the Irish builder from Fawlty Towers! (if you're old enough to know!)
@@rob103rlHaha! Good old O'Reilly.
@@rob103rl David Kelly ☘️
LOL that last guy was like a child 😅🤣😂
Perhaps his search history shows something to do with children.
little person syndrome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He should be in a Haribo advert😂
The way he squared up to you😂 Thinking he's going to win in any fight with his size😂 Then the way he stormed off after being told, it was like he was running off to tell his mum that someone was picking on him😂
I think he's got a problem with his Cerebal Cortex !
And his brain! 😂😂
@robertmawby3021 Don't split hairs...only personalities 😂
"What an 'orrible little man!". Never a truer word...
Another person with the napoleon complex. Then realised no one to hold him back .
Great footage 👏
Horrible little troll thing
If they continue this type of behaviour, this paper company will end up folding.
Boom. Boom 😂
Even the seagulls were laughing at him.
The little Gnome couldn't punch his way out of a paper bag! Did you see what I did there? I'll get my coat.
Yep,and fetch mine also 🏴😂👍
had to go back in to fetch his fishing rod
Taxi ! 😂
Geez what a Melt the guy with the tash lol
"you haven't asked permission for this", "no but I've come a long way"...excellent reply!
But it's wafer thin...
It really was an epic response.
You can say: "I do have permission." - "Show your permission then!" Then you say: "Show your permission to check my permission." 😉
He's hilarious. It even gets funnier when you apply it to different situations. Imagine trying to rob a bank or murder someone and when the police tries to stop you, you say it's fine because you've come a long way lol.
The horrible little man was head of the production process, he sticks the labels on the carrier bags , so there take that. 😂
Mate looks like a drunk sidekick from Bard's Tale. Sounds like one as well.
Oh the irony .... "Cerebral Security Solutions"
That is in fact 'distracting a pilot ' not him talking to you but when he steps towards you aggressive manner and clenched his fist when took hand out of pocket, which in turn will now make you fearful he might hit you. So yep his behaviour falls under reckless or negligent.
He was reaching new heights.
A pilot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@NamedNamelessName strange 🤔
@Mrchipsv2 yes you people are I agree
@@NamedNamelessName what's a 'you people' what am I 🤷🏻♂️
How dare you engage in a lawful activity while standing on public land
You're one of the most placid auditors I've watched and they still get their knickers in a twist. 😂 😂 Great work. 👌
Thank You - And thanks for watching 😊
Why has he got a weasel glued to his face ?
Oh my word, hahaha,the gift that keeps giving, they are from a comedy sketch surely, love how you speak to them brother,it's firm but calming at the same time so it gives rise to unique interactions, keep up the great exercise.
Love the way PoundLand Bronson pulls out his fist @14:15 😂
😂😂😂 When he stepped up to you he clenched his fist like he was going to hit you. Guys obviously defended 1 too many punches with his head.
Mass visit needed 😮
Danny DeVito at the end must be Bibby the brains behind the company! Put one on every day PA, makes my day Son!!😂
PA plays them like a fisherman, who knew there were so many inadequate bullies amongst us?
Senior manager ? He sounds like the bog cleaner.
It's a breach of my privacy!!! ye gods, he then walks up to the camera and complains about privacy. Another useless senior manager in charge of good people trying to earn a crust. Does this in public, so what does he do behind closed doors? Security guy cannot replace a normal word without using a swear word, unprofessional in so many ways, but I doubt the management care seeing the senior manager perform. Says it all, pure audits as ever dealt with it beautifully.
Wow, really rude staff, especially Mr. Wonky Beard at the end - very threatening & confrontational!!!!! 😮 Yet another company who totally ruined a chance of some good publicity!
14 years of Tory 'government' has convinced them that corporations have more say than the law of the land ... though I'm not convinced the new chap is going to be much different.
My mum says it’s fine for you to film them, and she should know, because her sister used to go out with a man who was a policeman, or something. Thanks PA.
Hahahahaha what an actual dafty. "I've reported you!"... "Who to?"... "None of your business" - It's *almost* like a threat of absolutely nothing.
Hahaha the mini moke was just brilliant, PA...contact brilliant 👏
I have to laugh at these corporate managers who think they own the entire company. 😂
That guard was about to hit you at one point, he had his right fist ready😬
What a thug of a security officer, well handled.
A wannabe thug 😂
Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me! 👍 PA
His fists were clenched ready for a fight. What a bad person.
That security gaurd should be in a Haribos advert😂 he's reported you to his mummy 😉
Aw bless. That was the bravest and most threatening he's been in all of his existence.
And you ignored it.
So now, after stomping back to his office and slamming the door, he is in the toilet, crying.
Probably.
"The billionaire owner of this company would not like that on the internet" spoken like a true servant.. What a weird thing to say.
It's a breach privacy to the billionaire owner, who I've just breached his privacy by telling everyone he's a billionaire owner.
“What” !! that guy was funny. A mass audit would be great
Oh yes.
LMAO that security guy! One eye on Mr Audits and one on the GoPro.
It's not a friendly company, but they should at least think about their loved ones before wasting police time like that
That guy ran off to get Happy and Sneezy to sort you out.
Stop picking on Dopey.
Hahaha the weasel at the end 🤣 😅
Guy wearing a hair net trying to tell people what to do 😂😂😂😂😂
Must be some top secret paper bags there if they are going through all this.
that guy at the end was comedy gold
Even the seagulls were laughing 😂
The last bloke definitely had learning difficulties.
"What a horrible little man" had me in tears 🤣
What a horrible little man, people like that should be kept away from the public.
Well he was an angry little womble! i bet his sistermum is really proud.
Security guy was a bit off his rocker. But he had a rather unique mustache. I’ll give him that.
are you talking about the gravy trapped on the left, or the bit of biscuit on the right side?
That security guard was pure gold.
Must have sneezed while trimming his neckline 😂
Can tell from the first 30 seconds that this is gna be comedy gold 😂😂
Even the seagulls were laughing at him 14:38 😆
That funny gnome that came out from the undergrowth 😂
Mr Billionaire would love the Arial shots.
You need to stop it at once, It's very naughty and you'll end going to bed early with no supper!!!
That was a brilliant audit! I like your delivery and the muppets that come out are just The Best muppets you could find! Well done! 🙂
Paranoid people shouldn't come out in public
Steeping into a person like that is a sign of an inferiority complex, you'll usually see cops doing it.
Ah well if the millionaire owner doesnt like it
WTF was that ???!!! Grubby little chap who thought he had some sort of authority, honest to god I would have collapsed in fits of laughter.
FYI paper bags cause more emissions than plastic bags. As always going green is the worst you can do
These people to need to get out more in the fresh air , they are not used to dealing with members of the public, wrapped up in their own worlds, and life is passing them by, need to socialise and smile more
Mr moostash was an angry little fella wasn’t he ……. Oooooooo scary …… another cracking vid PA
Get educated, Wilton Bibby & Baron … ratty staff need to have better public facing skills.
I just can't take a man seriously when he,s wearing paper knickers on his head.
Lol that guy in the blue shirt puffing up his chest and clenching his fists trying to frighten you, then he swears at you and then storms off, he couldn't frighten a fly 😂😂😂
Great!! 😆. You have a superb technique for exposing the knuckle draggers 😁😆😂
Just imagine having these kind of tools as neighbors. They'd be constantly telling you they don't like your car or your dog or your choice of meat while grilling.
Unbelievable that senior managers do not understand the rights of filming in public.
What else does he not understand? - _Worrying_
Nicholas Tompkins will have something to say about his staff and the security company.
Be careful of them sea gulls. They can do a lot of damage.
Hahaha. Brilliant. Like a sketch show. He can't be a real person can he?! Imagine him saying 'Welton, Bibby & Baron!'
I'm sure Michael Mettler appreciates the "billionaire" label being flashed around by the general manager...not