NFL Week 7 Picks: "I pull scores out of my butt!" | Chris Simms Unbuttoned (FULL Ep. 652)

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  • @hayven1371
    @hayven1371 4 дні тому +111

    I know you guys joke 😩 but please don’t ever split up/bring in new hosts. The two of you together is too good - thank you for another fun week!

  • @rodneyg2630
    @rodneyg2630 4 дні тому +24

    This is LITERALLY the best episode this season!

  • @TheClime
    @TheClime 4 дні тому +51

    I literally fucking love today's intro 🤣

  • @gingerzoe2431
    @gingerzoe2431 4 дні тому +57

    I literally can’t wait for these two to come back together full time.

  • @deanfaccini
    @deanfaccini 4 дні тому +36

    I literally love this show.

  • @hassansaleh4649
    @hassansaleh4649 4 дні тому +57

    Early upload this week thanks fellas and UA-cam team!!

  • @keithfrank6566
    @keithfrank6566 4 дні тому +17

    Best show by far!!!

  • @junior7209
    @junior7209 4 дні тому +36

    Pizza pizza

  • @joshjones6302
    @joshjones6302 4 дні тому +1

    You two are the best nfl duo of all time ! As manu others agree , please never split up and keeo coming back year after year . Proud to been follwing you for 4-5 yrs now and love seeing you on nbc sunday night football . I always tell my friends and family who i watxh sunday night football with , i always point you two out and give you props and shout outs . They probably sick of ne doing it but i just love you two together and individuall

  • @20Schmidt
    @20Schmidt 4 дні тому +7

    Always look forward to this show each week...thanks, guys (loyal watcher)

  • @Kisamefishfry
    @Kisamefishfry 3 дні тому +5

    Simms was on the money for the Denver game

  • @duncanschenk7267
    @duncanschenk7267 4 дні тому +29

    I predict the cowboys lose 7-28 to the bye week

  • @Summer_Soldier1407
    @Summer_Soldier1407 4 дні тому +6

    Love the 'Andy Reid' pic! 😂😂😂
    Best Bets:
    Trevor Lawrence O10.5 rushing yards 👍
    Jordan Love O248.5 passing yards 👍
    Tyler Allgeier O38.5 rushing yards 👍

  • @cha0tix46
    @cha0tix46 3 дні тому +2

    Simms was spot on with the Broncos Saints game, everything he said was right and the score prediction was almost spot on.

  • @joanpanzella1722
    @joanpanzella1722 4 дні тому +10

    Me too, I literally loved your intro today, guys! 🔥😂🤣

  • @markkoep4336
    @markkoep4336 4 дні тому +5

    Mike is literally on fire against the spread this year

  • @davidpitts7432
    @davidpitts7432 4 дні тому +7

    Thanks for helping me out with my picks!

  • @ben98_669
    @ben98_669 4 дні тому +8

    Need this show once a day f twice a week

  • @c2jones
    @c2jones 4 дні тому +15

    Lions and Vikings and Chiefs and Niners makes week 7 huge.

  • @pbnaj
    @pbnaj 4 дні тому +3

    Florios record is actually wild. Had he been dropping money on those he'd be way up

  • @BratatoChip
    @BratatoChip 4 дні тому +11

    Best podcast

  • @cit96AdizeroVapor
    @cit96AdizeroVapor 4 дні тому +9

    Please don’t leave Mike 😢

  • @Drumbone71
    @Drumbone71 3 дні тому +2

    Dynamic Duo returns!

  • @ethanlculver
    @ethanlculver 4 дні тому +12

    Chris Simms choking on himself today

  • @mikegwood
    @mikegwood 3 дні тому +3

    Simms-isms Drinking Game!
    Take a shot every time Simms says one of the following:
    "Look at it and go"
    "Let alone"
    "To a degree"
    "To where"
    "A little bit"

    • @Scarfacex1
      @Scarfacex1 3 дні тому +1

      My favorite is
      “In football”

    • @mikegwood
      @mikegwood 3 дні тому +1

      @@Scarfacex1 haha yes! I was gonna include that too. Or “football game” / “football team” instead of just “game” or “team”

  • @inoahguyy
    @inoahguyy 4 дні тому +4

    Early upload thank you!!!

  • @shawnmcalpine4977
    @shawnmcalpine4977 2 дні тому +1

    26 - 3 after 3 quarter; 33 - 10 Broncos over Saints; C. Simms' 27 - 9 prediction was very realistic.

  • @KingDavid-D37
    @KingDavid-D37 3 дні тому +2

    Beside Flores, The Vikings have Stephon Gilmore and Harrison Smith. 26 years of combined experience. That will be the difference in a close game. Unless Sam plays like he has the last six quarters. Then it could get ugly. Detroit has no answer for Jefferson and Addison getting open.

  • @tpa617
    @tpa617 4 дні тому +3

    Vikings gone punish the lions in that dome

  • @SE-gs6gd
    @SE-gs6gd 4 дні тому +3

    You can use the word “literally” in a figurative sense. That is perfectly ok. It can be used to put emphasis on a statement. Her dress was so beautiful it literally blinded me etc.

  • @NathanRhwmf
    @NathanRhwmf 4 дні тому +3

    Week 6 Picks
    9ers over Seahawks 24-20
    Jags over Bears 24-21
    Ravens 31 Commanders 21
    Packers 28 Cards 21
    Texans 28 Pats 17
    Buccs 27 Saints 23
    Eagles 24 Browns 13
    Colts 19 Titans 16
    Broncos 20 Chargers 17
    Steelers 21 Raiders 16
    Falcons 27 Panthers 21
    Lions 31 Cowboys 24
    Giants 24 Bangles 23
    Bills 27 Jets 23
    Spread: 10/14
    Straight up: 11/14
    Over/Under: 11/14

    • @NathanRhwmf
      @NathanRhwmf 4 дні тому

      Nate’s Week7 Picks
      (this pick/game was picked by after the game occurred. doesn’t count, i was busy today no football for me. if it’s wrong i’ll tally it to keep the games count squared)
      Broncos (-2.5) at Saints o/u 37
      Broncos W 27-22 Saints
      Patriots “at” Jags (-5.5) London o/u 42.5
      Jags W 24-17 Pats
      Seahawks at Falcons (-3) o/u 51
      Falcons W 28-24 Seahawks
      Titans at Bills (-9.5) o/u 41
      Bills W 27-17 Titans
      Bangles (-6) at Literally Browns o/u 41.5
      Bangles W 28-19 Browns
      Texans at Packers (-3) o/u 47.5
      Texans W 30-24 Packers
      Dolphins at Colts (-3) o/u 43.5
      Colts W 24-20 Dolphins
      Lions at Vikings (-1.5) o/u 51
      Lions W 28-27 Vikings
      Eagles (-3) at Giants o/u 42.5
      G-MEN W 21-20 Eagles
      Raiders at Rams (-6.5) o/u 43.5
      Rams W 27-20 Raiders
      Panthers at Comm (-8) o/u 51.5
      Comm W 27-23 Panthers
      Chiefs at 9ers (-1.5) o/u 47
      Chiefs 30-27 9ers
      (last team to get that many was Eagles in 1st of back to back SB, also our rematch for potential 3 peat if we get there)
      Jets (-2) at Steelers o/u 38
      Jets W 23-17 Steewaz
      Ravens (-3.5) at Buccs o/u 49.5
      Ravens W 31-27 Buccs
      Chargers (-2.5) at Cards o/u 43.5
      Chargers W 24-20 Cards

  • @GKA11111
    @GKA11111 3 дні тому +1

    Great pod as always

  • @dadgadify
    @dadgadify 4 дні тому +4

    I think that has literally been a thing since “ok”

  • @kingofallmediums2123
    @kingofallmediums2123 4 дні тому +1

    The best podcast ever!

  • @cit96AdizeroVapor
    @cit96AdizeroVapor 4 дні тому +1

    The way Chris pronounced Chuba 😂

  • @-tdg8290
    @-tdg8290 4 дні тому +5

    U cannot say jettas couldnt get open when he drew AT LEAST 5 Defensive penalties

  • @Ra-991
    @Ra-991 4 дні тому +3

    Broncos-NE-Atl-Buff-Cleveland-Hou-Ind-Det-Phi-LAR-Wash-SF-Jets-Bal-LAC.

  • @masegass2394
    @masegass2394 4 дні тому +1

    The producers obviously told Florio he has to have more charisma this season.

  • @CHORRO7415
    @CHORRO7415 4 дні тому +3

    Lol, Simms said the Taints defense was tough and going to shut the chiefs down a few weeks ago! Now its not special 😅

  • @HawgWyldFishing
    @HawgWyldFishing 2 дні тому

    New meaning for the phrase un”butt”oned

  • @KurtsMaine
    @KurtsMaine 4 дні тому +4

    Texans went to the Jungle in Cincy and beat Joe burrow when he was healthy and coming off destroying the 49ers

  • @skippipotamus
    @skippipotamus 3 дні тому

    Mike: "I've had dumber" *switches on Morning Joe*

  • @clout_chasing
    @clout_chasing 4 дні тому +1

    Broncos 33- Saints 10. someone was right and someone was WRONG lol

  • @adambarran
    @adambarran 3 дні тому +1

    Steelers Jets line flipped before Davante Adams trade it flipped because of Russell Wilson news then it went another half point after the trade.

  • @BratatoChip
    @BratatoChip 4 дні тому

    As a chargers fan , fair enough Mike 😂😂😂😂

  • @bradleynickell5488
    @bradleynickell5488 4 дні тому +3

    No one out Pizza s the Hut brother

  • @tristanscipio
    @tristanscipio День тому

    I literally love how the tape will be Simms trying to now justify that the Falcons aren't that good when he has to talk about the Seahawks win and how they blew up his pick

  • @chrissnape9537
    @chrissnape9537 4 дні тому +1

    I've been a Seahawks fan since 1976. I hate that i agree with your picks.

  • @simmzylikadakirkcousans
    @simmzylikadakirkcousans 4 дні тому

    Kirko chainz finna be swag surfin Falcons by 14 at least

  • @trogdog3695
    @trogdog3695 4 дні тому +2

    ~~~DABS AWAY ~~~GO NINERS ~~~ MUCH

  • @FlintGiven
    @FlintGiven 4 дні тому +5

    The Vikings fumbled 7 times, don't act like Peterson was all to blame.

    • @ncdogdude
      @ncdogdude 4 дні тому +2

      Florio has such selective memory 😂 this comment needs to be addressed.

    • @Idlewyld
      @Idlewyld 3 дні тому

      Peterson fumbled 49 times in his career. He had 3-9 fumbles 10 times! His name should have been Butterson. 0 titles BTW.

    • @FlintGiven
      @FlintGiven 3 дні тому

      @@Idlewyld referring to that one game, not his career.

  • @Drew_F1
    @Drew_F1 4 дні тому +1

    Drake is gonna light up the Jags

  • @CoryHamilton-jt3iq
    @CoryHamilton-jt3iq 4 дні тому +2

    NAME. A. BETTER. DUO.🏈

  • @timeliness545
    @timeliness545 4 дні тому

    The Falcons passing game is explosive. and so is the running game. Pick your poison.

  • @Sadraven-sr3lp
    @Sadraven-sr3lp 3 дні тому +1

    Refrees won't let Chiefs lose

  • @ThePocket4572
    @ThePocket4572 4 дні тому

    With the Bengals D-Line healthy and the Browns now without Cooper, do you think the Bengals Defense is a top start in fantasy?

  • @ItsShiggy
    @ItsShiggy 4 дні тому +3

    WOOOOOOOOO LETS GOO

  • @chadakoin1
    @chadakoin1 4 дні тому +1

    If Trey Lance had ever actually started , one wonders where he would have wound up as far as QB busts go.

  • @deeorr6403
    @deeorr6403 3 дні тому

    PFT without Simms is like watching paint dry

  • @davidphantastic7753
    @davidphantastic7753 4 дні тому

    I agree with. If the vikings are going to take an L, it will be against the Lions and there is nothing wrong with that. There is no team that appears to be so dominate to go undefeated.

  • @buddysteele7624
    @buddysteele7624 4 дні тому +4

    Isn’t it crazy how Florio provides absolutely ZERO X’s and O’s analysis? I mean obviously no one is surprised but it’s insane how he doesn’t know anything about these teams. Nothing special anyway. He just piggybacks off of whatever Simms says and pretends he also knew all of that and then he just speaks in generic terms. Pasta and meatballs. Cuz he doesn’t know anything about these teams for real. It’s the exact opposite of Simms, who knows everything about every single player every week it seems

  • @acefacepgh1
    @acefacepgh1 4 дні тому +12

    I will not capitulate to the dumbing down of society and accept the changing of "literal" to accommodate ignorance.

    • @jzamo1990
      @jzamo1990 4 дні тому +3

      Seems like only yt people are getting mad

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd 4 дні тому

      It’s actually the opposite of ignorance in that people who understand colloquial language know that the word literal can be used in both ways. So….

  • @Wrasseman10
    @Wrasseman10 4 дні тому

    Baker has a fantastric record against ravens

  • @Callsign_Spartacus_37Fox
    @Callsign_Spartacus_37Fox День тому

    Everyone is saying that the Chiefs have the better defense, better coach, better QB, and have fewer injuries, so if the 49ers win, I’ll be excited to hear all the haters moving the goal posts for Purdy and the 49ers.

  • @thetalkinggreenbox8948
    @thetalkinggreenbox8948 4 дні тому

    Y’all really got in your feels about those grammar comments lol

  • @soalpha6578
    @soalpha6578 4 дні тому +2

    O yeaaaaaaaa

  • @johnjones3121
    @johnjones3121 4 дні тому

    I don't have any confidence in this offense yet until they do it at least three or four weeks in a row and I still think they need to make a trade. It'd be different if rice and Hollywood were coming back sometime but they're not coming back at all so I still think they need to make a trade somewhere. Plus they need to start taking more advantage of worthy I want 3 to 4 deep balls to him each game run the ball to hunt play action go deep get a penalty or get the play done.

  • @JJ-Toreddie
    @JJ-Toreddie 3 дні тому

    Please change the magenta background. That is my only complaint but it is a massive one.

  • @jeanneharvey3809
    @jeanneharvey3809 4 дні тому +3

    My favorite show go Texans

  • @NRB_75
    @NRB_75 4 дні тому

    If Wilson plays for Pitt, I will pick Jets.
    If Fields plays then I will go Pitt. Better kicker too cause that's what it will take

  • @Ransom6242
    @Ransom6242 4 дні тому

    Jacksonville was in desperation mode 2 weeks ago. Drake for the win

  • @DarthJoser
    @DarthJoser День тому

    @14:00 😂

  • @edgardavid5417
    @edgardavid5417 4 дні тому +3

    ❤❤❤

  • @jwestphal1978
    @jwestphal1978 4 дні тому

    Sorry guys! On behalf of Bills Mafia

  • @jmapp31
    @jmapp31 4 дні тому

    Let’s go Falcons

  • @jjherrera4567
    @jjherrera4567 4 дні тому

    What "signature" win does green Bay have? They haven't played anybody either. The one team the did play, they lost to, the same as the Texans. I got Houston 24-20

  • @FlexOnEmAllDay
    @FlexOnEmAllDay 4 дні тому

    Texans are winning this week. They beat the bengals on the road last year cmon. That was our Signature road win.

  • @thospeterson
    @thospeterson 4 дні тому

    The Falcons should have lost to the Bucs and they beat up on Carolina last week... I'm not impressed. The Seahawks get Byron Murphy & Boye Mafe back this week and just traded for another D-lineman. Their defense should be better. And they're coming off a mini-bye so they're the better rested team. Yes they got out played their last 2 games, but they showed resilience to hang in there and come back in all their losses. I think the Seahawks surprise and handle Atlanta... 27-16.

  • @evanblythe2283
    @evanblythe2283 3 дні тому

    Check out Grudens show!

  • @georgewashington1106
    @georgewashington1106 4 дні тому

    It's not "in the weeds". Words literally have meaning. If you mean something else, you another word.

  • @doniajahaan4029
    @doniajahaan4029 4 дні тому +3

    Steelers and Chiefs are losing this week.

  • @NRB_75
    @NRB_75 4 дні тому

    Something tells me Houston knocks of GB.

  • @Dragon_sin_wrath
    @Dragon_sin_wrath 4 дні тому

    Eagles or jets shouldve paid bill belichick 50 million to coach

  • @cornpipe
    @cornpipe 4 дні тому

    The word "literally" exists for a reason, why water it down?

  • @Brooklynbrowndodger
    @Brooklynbrowndodger 4 дні тому

    I'm sure he's a nice guy... but if I wanted matthew berry, I'd watch matthew berry.
    (which I don't)

  • @PESPESIII-g4j
    @PESPESIII-g4j 4 дні тому

    Texans🤘🏼

  • @TahitianTreatt
    @TahitianTreatt 4 дні тому

    its usually old mofos that join internet comment sections and treat it like a english 101 class. they dont understand how the internet works, lol

  • @elijahquest6460
    @elijahquest6460 4 дні тому

    Please tell Kyle Shanahan to trade for Nick Chubb!!!!

  • @exitvillain
    @exitvillain 3 дні тому

    love ya chris but you are kinda overusing the wax poetic thingl. maybe mix it up? if not that's cool im down to get waxed
    Alternative Words and Phrases for "Wax Poetic"
    Speak eloquently
    Suggests speaking in a polished and refined manner.
    Rhapsodize
    Implies talking about something with great enthusiasm and passion.
    Become lyrical
    Reflects speaking in an expressive or poetic way.
    Pontificate
    Means to express one's opinions in a pompous or dogmatic manner (can carry a slightly negative connotation).
    Elaborate artfully
    Indicates expanding on a topic with artistic flair.
    Extol poetically
    Implies praising or describing something in a highly poetic manner.
    Get sentimental
    Suggests expressing emotions or thoughts in a nostalgic or reflective way.
    Be effusive
    Refers to expressing feelings or ideas in a highly demonstrative or unrestrained manner.
    Speak romantically
    Conveys expressing thoughts with idealism or affection.
    Gush about
    Signifies speaking in an overly enthusiastic or excited way about a subject.

  • @JosephSantoro
    @JosephSantoro 4 дні тому

    Pats win by 14 points.

  • @RawrTalentStudios
    @RawrTalentStudios 4 дні тому

    If i was late like matt berry id be out of a job...dudes a joke

  • @TheInterestedObserver
    @TheInterestedObserver 4 дні тому

    Florio is literally annoying but please don't swear at me.

  • @karenlaos5849
    @karenlaos5849 4 дні тому

    There are no reasons people should correct your descriptive words used! It's so petty and does nothing to make them look superior. They should worry about betting and winning!

  • @brentm9848
    @brentm9848 4 дні тому

    The opening of this show demonstrates that US college degrees ain’t what they used to be.
    Guys who “don’t sweat the words” and think people “obsess over accurate spelling” are being idiots then moments later make a career out of criticizing running of imprecise routes or blocks missed by a quarter second.
    Smh

  • @johnadams5489
    @johnadams5489 4 дні тому

    Rogers. stinks. The Last game I watched the Jets play Rogers threw 3 picks and lost the game. Rogers is a bum. Time to hang up the cleats and host game shows.

  • @rungy8214
    @rungy8214 4 дні тому

    Burrow is literally on fire, put that in your idiotic AI interpretter !!!!!

  • @mistere6871
    @mistere6871 4 дні тому

    Quit your whining you two..... Stop caring about the comments so much. By the way has Sims auditioned for the role of creepy adult-sized ventriloquist dummy for the new upcoming horror movie "constrained puppet"?

  • @steve13thlegion16
    @steve13thlegion16 2 дні тому

    you guys are literally being children

  • @TylerG69
    @TylerG69 3 дні тому

    God my Seahawks literally suck ballz

  • @lukeluna3732
    @lukeluna3732 4 дні тому

    I said it pre-draft that chris was sleeping on jayden, that he was the best qb in this draft to start year theor careers. Look at what hes doing with less compared to caleb.

    • @aschway
      @aschway 4 дні тому

      Simms wasn't sleeping on Daniels. If I recall correctly, he said that Daniels would be the number 1 pick in the draft (and most drafts) if Caleb Williams wasn't there. He was pretty high on JD.
      Edit: "Slam dunk, (Commanders) run to the podium, special player. Special....I think in a lot of years, Jayden Daniels is clearly the number 1 pick in the draft." - Simms