ERLING HAALAND IS A MONSTER (FTW)

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  • @alphawrestlingfan6689
    @alphawrestlingfan6689 2 роки тому +318

    "Haaland will have 2 golden boots, one for each foot."
    These were words said by niran aka fng

    • @namename5336
      @namename5336 2 роки тому +7

      @Benjamin Benjamin 🤓

    • @ayluin4053
      @ayluin4053 2 роки тому +6

      @Benjamin Benjamin Ratio🤓

  • @futureman6798
    @futureman6798 2 роки тому +158

    Has anyone noticed how perfectly the ball has transitioned between the two scenes lol 15:09

  • @ntonoliver
    @ntonoliver 2 роки тому +875

    I've got to say, FTW always makes my week. Anyone else?

  • @poshpanda__
    @poshpanda__ 2 роки тому +64

    The oakleigh cannons one is also because every single one of their goalkeepers in each team were injured from first team all the way down to under 14s. They had to fly in their first choice from Perth on the other side of the country and use their u14 keeper as the backup on the bench

  • @MissIssay
    @MissIssay 2 роки тому +83

    As a Barcelona fan, I really appreciate that uncharacteristically positive remark amidst the banter 😂

  • @hhh1millionh
    @hhh1millionh 2 роки тому +55

    Not playing a through-ball at 7:02 was the most shocking thing that happened this week

  • @kanileo2595
    @kanileo2595 2 роки тому +15

    That Mane goal around the 9:30 mark was insane

  • @kegplayz6293
    @kegplayz6293 2 роки тому +74

    Have never clicked on a video so quick

  • @FootyShorts2024
    @FootyShorts2024 2 роки тому +32

    Let's goooooo! I've been waiting all week for this! Keep up the hard work!

    • @Retrinho757
      @Retrinho757 2 роки тому +7

      @Benjamin Benjamin Lets goooo never thought i would meet benjamin franklin, u might as well hold this ratio

    • @othorl
      @othorl 2 роки тому

      @Benjamin Benjamin L

  • @babackd.6485
    @babackd.6485 2 роки тому +2

    16:25 this is incredible. Another fun episode, thanks Niran

  • @TirakyneTripleA
    @TirakyneTripleA 2 роки тому +4

    13:22 TBF that save was badass ngl

  • @OcEleven
    @OcEleven 2 роки тому +9

    I'll just say this, I feel bad for Meyer. My man came from the midtable of the second division and ended up being put in goal against Haaland.

  • @Om3gaPh0enix
    @Om3gaPh0enix 2 роки тому +1

    Bro you missed a trick there! In the Morecombe story you shouldve had the Wealdstone Raider shouting you got no fans 🤣🤣 great vid as always!!

  • @alvuigi_07
    @alvuigi_07 2 роки тому +6

    Plus the goal from Arthur Gomes, was from his first touches for Sporting since he left Estoril Praia

  • @lucaslonchampt613
    @lucaslonchampt613 2 роки тому +4

    Shithousery Awards 2022/23 tracker
    Brighton's Twitter account: 3
    Brentford's Twitter account: 2
    Atletico Madrid: 2
    Fulham's Twitter account: 1
    Chelsea's Twitter account: 1
    Raphaël Varane: 1
    Leeds' Twitter account: 1
    Gabigol: 1
    Southampton's Twitter Account: 1
    Richarlison: 1
    Borussia Mochengladbach's Twitter Account: 1
    Miguel Jimenez: 1
    FC Dallas' Twitter Account: 1

  • @oscarferrari3094
    @oscarferrari3094 2 роки тому +19

    Niran could've been the next haaland if it wasn't for the knee injury

  • @potetoesman
    @potetoesman Рік тому +1

    At 6:26 it’s even 5 fewer goals than he actually scored. Robot

  • @mrcurlywurly9338
    @mrcurlywurly9338 2 роки тому +10

    " Hows that even happened, we're in a hospital?!!"

  • @dhoom-z7221
    @dhoom-z7221 2 роки тому +2

    7:53 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that joke was outstanding, well done sir 👏👏👏👏

  • @sinful9347
    @sinful9347 2 роки тому +2

    11:21 Adam Lallana is actually only the assistant caretaker manager and is actually also being helped with the Under 21 Assistant Manager, so think of it as there being two assistants to the actual interm manager, that being under 21 manager Andrew Crofts. It's confusing because the media protray it as him being the actual manager himself but actually it's just a co-assistant coach role.

  • @julianhecker9769
    @julianhecker9769 2 роки тому +30

    Completely missed the message of the bayern fan's banner. Most people didn't get a refund for their tickets and especially foreign fans flying in to watch a match were screwed over. The postponements are just being handled poorly

    • @OngoingDiscovery
      @OngoingDiscovery 2 роки тому +5

      It makes no sense. Why is it disrespectful to play football but fine to play cricket or rugby?

    • @NoCluYT
      @NoCluYT 2 роки тому +3

      He's just trying to cover his ass. It wouldn't look good being a British youtuber that hates on the crown when there's likely a large group of his viewers that worship the monarchs.

  • @banoip4839
    @banoip4839 2 роки тому +5

    FTW’s literally the best football series there is

  • @antlereddruid8359
    @antlereddruid8359 2 роки тому +3

    For anyone else wondering whether the vitesse goalie is just freakishly huge or the players around him are just very small: His name is Kjell Scherpen, he's on loan from Brighton and 6'9"...dude is absurdly tall.

  • @MpanzuSolos
    @MpanzuSolos 2 роки тому +14

    Erling Haaland really had a software update when he signed for Man City

  • @adomakuoko5350
    @adomakuoko5350 2 роки тому +13

    That goal is disgustingly good 9:30

  • @rhysspuffssy_8900
    @rhysspuffssy_8900 2 роки тому

    This makes my every week bro. I love your content

  • @lewiethomas1822
    @lewiethomas1822 2 роки тому +39

    Haaland is too good it just isn’t fair man

    • @sirouslynotthat9924
      @sirouslynotthat9924 2 роки тому +4

      Haaland was 60 mil nunez nunez was 100mil🤣🤣🤣r.i.p Liverpool bank

    • @kauswekazilimani3736
      @kauswekazilimani3736 2 роки тому +1

      "Messi/Ronaldo/ is too good, it just isn't fair man."

    • @sentfromsaturn
      @sentfromsaturn 2 роки тому +4

      @Benjamin Benjamin Failed ratio moment

    • @rhysburns5420
      @rhysburns5420 2 роки тому

      @@sirouslynotthat9924 nunez wasn't 100 million 😂

    • @sirouslynotthat9924
      @sirouslynotthat9924 2 роки тому +1

      @@rhysburns5420 he is in Portuguese 70 mil but in england he is 100 mil don't debate if you don't know

  • @Steezy.n
    @Steezy.n 2 роки тому +1

    Last vid of the day,and it’s a good one🔥🐐

  • @Thatboyoliver2
    @Thatboyoliver2 2 роки тому

    Ay fng I love the lil skits you do in the beginning

  • @tengistamir4885
    @tengistamir4885 2 роки тому +2

    the queen made fng cover ligue 2 😭

  • @guilhermelucas762
    @guilhermelucas762 2 роки тому +1

    I love the videos m8, Sporting really deserve the praise, it was a great performance and I hope we can keep it up

  • @ThomasJames2009
    @ThomasJames2009 2 роки тому +5

    Haaland is the upcoming goat if not he already is congrats Haaland cant wait to see what his has in store for the prem

  • @KrisPaterson
    @KrisPaterson 2 роки тому +17

    Tuesday:UCL
    Wednesday:UCL
    Saturday night: MOTD
    Sunday night: TwoSync Super Sunday
    Thursday night: FTW and man united in Europe league

  • @ivaraasen5592
    @ivaraasen5592 2 роки тому +1

    17:08, so these are the fifa supporters in every match

  • @paulaclemente1388
    @paulaclemente1388 2 роки тому +3

    It was a great episode as always but ngl, a bit disrespectful not even mentioning benfica who are unbeaten so far this season with 12 straight wins and went to Juventus stadium and definitely outplayed them and got out of there with a 2-1 comeback win
    It would have been nice to see that acknowledged

  • @Hope0129
    @Hope0129 2 роки тому +1

    I think Niran’s caps lock has a problem 😂

  • @Luis-kv8zc
    @Luis-kv8zc 2 роки тому +1

    There are too many implications of "you finished" 😭

  • @jonathanmeyer459
    @jonathanmeyer459 2 роки тому +1

    I remember Mylove!, last time I saw him he played for Arcahaie in Haiti

  • @GuillaumeW
    @GuillaumeW 2 роки тому +1

    One thing regarding Lacazette, he's getting an operation next week regarding his throat because he has a potentially cancerous mass located there

  • @BrianStorm742
    @BrianStorm742 2 роки тому +3

    I freaking love this series.

  • @Faz1e
    @Faz1e 2 роки тому +5

    Fair play on your "Lewandowski" pronunciation. Cool to hear non-polish person actually trying at least

    • @NoCluYT
      @NoCluYT 2 роки тому

      Isn't the second W supposed to be pronounced like a W? I've always said "lev-an-dow-ski" instead of "lev-an-dov-ski"

  • @aaaabbbb2483
    @aaaabbbb2483 2 роки тому +1

    9:33 what a goal btw

  • @redswasted8624
    @redswasted8624 2 роки тому +1

    Fun fact: Erling Haaland starred as the villain in Ghostbusters 2

  • @Jepperd_
    @Jepperd_ 2 роки тому

    Haha the Utrecht player headbutting the ball is actually their right back. They played together at Ajax so it's just a bit of friendly banter.

  • @shyamsundar4264
    @shyamsundar4264 2 роки тому +1

    16:39
    I didn't think my hometown club would be on FTW but it happened

  • @nathanzammit7671
    @nathanzammit7671 2 роки тому

    I was there to see the u14’s keeper at the Oakleigh game. What a night to remember for the kid

  • @pleasestoptalking6245
    @pleasestoptalking6245 2 роки тому +1

    11:54 great comedy

  • @p_8143
    @p_8143 2 роки тому +2

    That goal at 9:30 was mad

  • @captaindelta43
    @captaindelta43 2 роки тому +3

    Haaland:- Basically a humanoid programmed to score goals but also give awesome interview memes
    Bayern vs Barca :- Barca were better team in the match like their possession but Bayern were tap in merchants and scored when needed

  • @brendanfeely7390
    @brendanfeely7390 2 роки тому +2

    There are times when I question if Niran is saying dramatic or traumatic but honestly for Dortmund fans it works either way.

  • @daviernestpradipta4646
    @daviernestpradipta4646 2 роки тому +2

    We need Indonesia This Week as a regular segment

  • @lindomakescontent
    @lindomakescontent 2 роки тому

    Niran, I really hope you never stop making FTWs ever. This is my favourite series!!!!

  • @brendanwessling4702
    @brendanwessling4702 2 роки тому +1

    I can't blame the lack of Morcambe fans attending the Forest Green game because lets be honest, no one goes to a football game to get vegan options only
    But yeh its been a mad week in Australian football... All us Brisbane Roar supporters in a deep depression but not surprised we're the team a non A-League team beats to make the Cup Final for the first time cause we've been on a steady decline since we won back to back titles 10 years ago and now looking at finishing last
    Then the Oakleigh Cannons story, They had to bring in their first keeper from Perth because all their own were out injured, 8 in total, and their only other choice was a 14 year old which I can confirm, the kid kept a clean sheet

  • @EnriqueMartinez-cn2oo
    @EnriqueMartinez-cn2oo 2 роки тому +1

    seeing Dallas win a shithousery award made my day 🙏🏼

  • @getouttahere7
    @getouttahere7 2 роки тому +1

    18:57 Malaysia made the video 🔥🔥🔥

  • @JakeLongworth
    @JakeLongworth 2 роки тому +2

    Oi that assist in the australian league was filth though come we all admit that 😂

  • @itztoa5t483
    @itztoa5t483 2 роки тому +1

    Here hoping this week's will be out in a few hours!

  • @bigswoop5143
    @bigswoop5143 2 роки тому +1

    From a leeds fan. Niran, that Patrick Bamford comment was top notch as he'd say 🤣🤣

  • @mikeybasicxredzz750
    @mikeybasicxredzz750 2 роки тому +1

    Best time of the week fr

  • @evanmedcraft8929
    @evanmedcraft8929 2 роки тому +2

    Never liked the Queen tbh (American) but I can't think of a better tribute than 50,000 fans belting out God Save the Queen one last time before using the new anthem. Shame they cancelled the matches.

  • @AlexScottHughes
    @AlexScottHughes 2 роки тому +1

    Awesome that you’ve included other European leagues!! Top top top

  • @kuribhoe
    @kuribhoe 2 роки тому +1

    the RICHARLIDAD line killed me lmao

  • @every1lovesdavid
    @every1lovesdavid 2 роки тому

    Klopp reacting to Joe Gomez trying to warm up had me in tears. Brilliant.

  • @Jalva03
    @Jalva03 2 роки тому

    15:34 almost cried listening to this nahuel is the gk on the vid and he plays for tigres 😭😭

  • @bennieppensteiner4344
    @bennieppensteiner4344 2 роки тому

    about the juve game: apparently noone (including the VAR) saw candreva standing at the corner flag and playing bonucci onside clearly, they have had a stinker

  • @kingkalii188
    @kingkalii188 2 роки тому

    Greece's minister of defence could teach Trent a thing or two about defending.

  • @matthewgarcia3700
    @matthewgarcia3700 2 роки тому

    15:35 Chivas is the team that shot the free kick and Nahuel is the keeper’s name

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 2 роки тому

    @13:08. Lacazette sounds like someone stole his balls. 🤣🤣

  • @OngoingDiscovery
    @OngoingDiscovery 2 роки тому

    I can't believe you missed that twitter thread where that Sunday league club in Sheffield had their league match postponed so they tried to organise a friendly with the same opponents, then found out that wasn't allowed so tried to organise a rugby match or a training session with those opponents. Then the league came out with some overdramatic response about it being disrespectful to the Queen

  • @Az21
    @Az21 2 роки тому

    4:32 Nahhhh man you did him dirty

  • @idlesfan69
    @idlesfan69 2 роки тому +1

    You've already used that clip for the beautiful game

  • @k.6094
    @k.6094 2 роки тому

    All star tournament format : the selected players selected to make team of the season for each at the end of each season should have a world kinder style tournament

  • @banathey
    @banathey 2 роки тому +1

    Laca 😂😂😂😂
    Man lost his voice 😂😂😂😂

    • @shaneh1872
      @shaneh1872 2 роки тому

      Give him 2 more games and only dogs will be able to hear him

  • @AboveAverageJoshua
    @AboveAverageJoshua 2 роки тому

    Yeah, I think we might be seeing Tractors and Barnyard Animals in the Premier League soon, because this is turning into a Farmer’s League.

  • @xxkxllzxx775
    @xxkxllzxx775 2 роки тому +4

    Would love to see the faces of those who preferred Nunez before now

    • @rhysburns5420
      @rhysburns5420 2 роки тому

      Never preferred nunez but I didn't think haaland would be as good as he is so far

  • @Mo_C_
    @Mo_C_ 2 роки тому

    Lacazette had a polyp developing in his vocal chords that's why he was speaking like that. He's having a surgery to get it removed during the International break

  • @Retrinho757
    @Retrinho757 2 роки тому

    18:42 u know he wants to celebrate that

  • @wellperegrine0214
    @wellperegrine0214 2 роки тому +1

    Australia makes it in, I am happy... WAIT FUCK TWICE!!!!

  • @bo2shot162
    @bo2shot162 2 роки тому

    15:37 nahuel is tigres goalkeeper the kicker was alexis vega from chivas

  • @do2un565
    @do2un565 2 роки тому

    3min ago and I've already watched it😂❤. Big ups Aaron

  • @bananatreegamer6716
    @bananatreegamer6716 2 роки тому

    Get well happy when you upload

  • @qumyxim
    @qumyxim 2 роки тому

    The opening skits are awesome please make them into shorts I beg.

  • @solomonj782
    @solomonj782 2 роки тому

    I love the way Niran always finds a Uganda reference 😅

  • @lime2333
    @lime2333 2 роки тому

    FTW theme song is Need A Little Spider by Superfood if anyone was wondering

  • @agrimrana3892
    @agrimrana3892 2 роки тому

    Richarli"dad" , guys we have achieved comedy

  • @josephtiester9171
    @josephtiester9171 2 роки тому +1

    Laughed the whole 20 minutes 🤣

  • @f1andfootballfan993
    @f1andfootballfan993 2 роки тому

    The intros are the funniest bit of the vid 😂😂

  • @Shadowalker08748
    @Shadowalker08748 2 роки тому

    niran always makes the best intros

  • @canarycatchup
    @canarycatchup 2 роки тому

    The FIFA pass continuing in India was crazy

  • @DDBaby03
    @DDBaby03 2 роки тому

    YOU FINALLY COMPLIMENTED BARCA YESSSSSSS

  • @nicholastricarico2957
    @nicholastricarico2957 2 роки тому

    7:35 Thanks for that, Neymar. I had you captained in my fantasy UCL team and you lose 2 points because of THAT.

  • @christiandiaz3992
    @christiandiaz3992 2 роки тому

    Kind of disappointed we didn’t get the Lizzie’s in a box chant in FTW, biggest shithousery award in ftw history

  • @jarlfced
    @jarlfced 2 роки тому +2

    not watched yet but hoping to see something about rashford showimg up at barrow
    oh

  • @thomasmoorhouse2411
    @thomasmoorhouse2411 2 роки тому

    Dog has better defensive awareness than harry Maguire

  • @jose.m11
    @jose.m11 2 роки тому

    Me: Immediately terrified when he mentions NYCFC because I KNEW which clip it was :):

  • @Reapergameing69
    @Reapergameing69 2 роки тому

    Your to funny FNG I was watching this on my PS4 and I thought my controller had 4% left 💀

  • @llamarolled3843
    @llamarolled3843 2 роки тому

    11:15
    LESSS GOOOO

  • @calkenny
    @calkenny 2 роки тому

    Niran you were great in Bullet Train x

  • @billkamgwira3498
    @billkamgwira3498 2 роки тому

    An all star game is actually a good idea

  • @TyrWesterberg
    @TyrWesterberg 2 роки тому +10

    I’m legit making a team out of these South American ballers who gets picked for Goal of the week

    • @uncleseekx
      @uncleseekx 2 роки тому +1

      Football manager? 👀