@@arctic3678 However, assuming everyone stores batteries properly like putting them in a drawer, since this info doesn't exactly change the usual life span of it and its basically a little trick does it even matter if we ever knew this or not?
@@philheathslegalteam being ignorant of something doesn't make you stupid, being stupid makes you stupid, which most people are. They should have known that
Oh boy it's like that story with sugar stick packages where you're meant to snap them in half and it opens cleanly and easily, but people would try to tear off the cap which is difficult and messy.
This is by far the most marriageable man on the internet. He just knows everything about so many random things, like sir share your wisdom with me as i grow old with you 😭😭
@@zeearts9484 Yes 🙂 Edit: But it was honest to goodness just all for the comedic value. You don't sound like one of those... so I just threw in a light joke. Honestly no offense intended.
This man makes me rethink everything i have ever done. Every single day. I have been living a lie, i thought they just get taken out and thrown in the junk drawer and then struggled to fine them for 15 minutes give up and go to thw store to buy more. Thank you for all your services mr president
@@derfmode Hahahahaha. I'm 58. I don't have time to read the boxes anymore. LOL Honestly, I had no idea. I am going to have to start reading the packaging more closely...or at all. LOL..Thanks.
@@FreshStartApostolic yeah, that’s kinda his thing on this channel, he often reads the label on EVERYTHING in detail and tells people stuff that was right under their noses. Cheers!
By Showing you Useless things? Just put the flap back over the back, this achieves nothing overdesigning something when they can't even recycle their own stuff properly
@@souleater4242564kodd Overdesigning : to design in a manner that is excessively complex Is this is complex to you then you really need to reevaluate your thinking skills
Domino's pizza just showed me an ad on Facebook with you on it, bro! Congrats on making it big, brotha! We love you so much, Jordan!!!! Thank you for being our president of the fast food secrets club, and being one of the very first presidents to do what he ACTUALLY sets out to do.
Are you serious? Have i been underestimating everybody or have they been overestimating us? Why don't they tell us these things? They just expect us to figure out their legitimate brilliance just like that? Honestly!
Whats great about this is that this is exactly how humanity has learned so many things before society formed. Every group had the smart one, and the smart one did exactly what Jordan is doing, teaching the group things that blow our minds.
Secrets!?!? There's nothing secret here. everything he's explaining is printed on the back of the package. But seeing as he never even pointed that out tells me he saw it on a UA-cam video.
@@crimsonraiderxv3422 how am I meant to take words? Figuratively? Okay he’s figuratively in a room with a giant snakes. Still doesn’t make fucking sense the dude isn’t a chamber he’s a dude
I am probably around the same age as this man, yet I feel like he's my real father. The amount of knowledge and wisdom I've gained from him can only be comparable to what I expect to learn from a parental figure. And since my birth father definitely never taught me anything, that makes Jordan my dad now.
ong man. i see him as the real redpill guy, unlike tate etc bc he's actually helping young men (and women) and constantly advises us on how to survive the modern dystopia we now live in
im OLDER than this man and i didnt even know this one wtf. i thought he was at least two years older than i am with all this wisdom, but nah. he just found the recipe for "pure, distilled essense of dad-energy", probably in the same place as his beard-growth recipe
Now, I knew about this one. But its always such a joy to find out stuff for the first time watching your videos ( or seeing you discovering things for the first time) Keep up with your vids. Love to see them.
Whenever I see Jordan pop up in my feed, it's a must-watch scenario, followed by my feeling like an idiot for not knowing these things beforehand. Brilliant stuff, sir. Keep 'em coming.
You are saving lives, my good man. Battery fires are no joke; they happen usually when someone replaces their batteries and throws the batteries away in the garbage. If the batteries still have *any* juice left in them and the opposite sides touch on the batteries, they will produce enough heat that can cause fires/ignite the garbage. Batteries stored improperly are also the cause of many battery fires. This is useful info on how to store batteries correctly 😊👍 and has the potential (haha) to save many lives!!
Tell me why I spent 12 years in school and didn't learn as much useful information as I have from this man. What a legend. Keep doing what you do, sir, we need you in this world ❤
You are seriously the best teacher ever. I’ve learned so many more useful things from you than I ever did from all my years of school, including college.
Just wish to add that if you store them in the bottom drawer of the fridge. The shelf life will last a very long time. I got 9 volts in my fridge for 5 years or more and still work when I need it. DO NOT put them in the freezer thinking you'll get better results.
i didn’t even need to know this atm but i hope my brain just stores it somewhere so when i do need it this video just appears in my head again and i just know what to do straight away
This is the sort of knowledge that sits at the back of your brain until someone needs it and you get to look like a genius to them. I had that recently with the Coke can tab being a straw holder.
You'll be on a jobsite with a 50 year vet, a man that's been in the industry of using batts like a boss. You pull this hack and he'll buy you lunch; and maybe stop boning your mom for a month.
@@hotcrazycatladyme168 The arrow? That's to indicate where to "press" into the package to get it open easily. I have one package right here... and it literalls just say's "open here", next to the arrow. Stop makig shit up, my dude.
Actually from parents or the schools should teach you to think in 3d of sorts. To this day I'm still mindboggled how my friend or even people online just do some wacky stuff in games or build weird contraptions. Just mindblown and on surface I say to myself well duh.
no, i think it's something that you should have learned from the packaging. if they designed it that way, they should have say so in the print they have or something. a lego type instruction graph could have replaced that giant battery print it has.
@@JoseSanchezdontyaknow A lot of items are packaged in bigger than required packaging to increase shelf presentation. It allows the item to be more easily spotted as well as to push out possible competitors from the shelf space
Literally everything that is able to do anything is "usable." Screwdrivers, coffee cups, gum wrappers, toilet paper, soda bottles, everything. What makes something "REusable" is when it is designed to be used more than once for its original core function, regardless of the application of that function.
Whoever designed that package is crying tears of joy rn
the designer actually thought it was SO obvious that he didn’t bother putting instructions on how to do this
@@arctic3678yep that same old excuse from everyone
@arctic3678 there is an arrow on the flap..
@@scottvermillion5691that's not exactly making it obvious but I'm just speaking for myself 😅 shhh xD 😆
@@arctic3678 However, assuming everyone stores batteries properly like putting them in a drawer, since this info doesn't exactly change the usual life span of it and its basically a little trick does it even matter if we ever knew this or not?
The guy that invented that package thought everyone and anyone would be able to figure that out, bless his heart.
Hes been waiting for this day since 1980
And y did he think people would be able to know that?
@@anonisnoone6125 because engineers are smart and most are kind hearted so they don’t think people are stupid as hell, but they are.
@@philheathslegalteam being ignorant of something doesn't make you stupid, being stupid makes you stupid, which most people are. They should have known that
Oh boy it's like that story with sugar stick packages where you're meant to snap them in half and it opens cleanly and easily, but people would try to tear off the cap which is difficult and messy.
I'm convinced you're the only person to actually read the entire label and instructions on every product u buy
I saw a sign that said "WET FLOOR." Don't ask me what happened.
Thats me
It's his bread and butter wtf else is he gonna do to make money off UA-cam?
It's because he doesn't use his phone when he poops. That's how he knows all this stuff.
@@brandondavidson2200 i dont think he has battery packs in his bathroom.
Ohhhhhh, that's how keep it closed. All this time I was carefully opening the back or using tape to keep it closed and bundled. Thank you for sharing!
How do you find these things 🤣
Or just let them fall into your junk drawer and buy more when you can’t find them lol
😱😳
I had always wondered why it was engineered that way. Thank you and to the designer wherever they may be
@@boundary33 okay, and im not supposed to say thank you to a dead guy?
No you didnt. No one ever wondered.
@nicandrews1370 just because you don't have curiosity about the world around you doesn't mean that others don't.
@@n_andrews1370🫵😂
Dude.
This is why the world needs Jordan
No more, and no less, just the legend Jordan
jordan 4 president !!
People just need dads.
@@glenquagmire4340 ok... maybe people like yourself
This is why the world... NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THEIR PRODUCT!!
😂my boi stay with some cheat codes up,down ,left ,right,A,B,A
This entire man’s channel is just a quiet spiral of baffled tears and I’m in love with it
💯 agreed
"A quiet spiral
of baffled tears..."?
Wuthehell duz that even mean?
An attempt at poignancy? Poetry? Are you serious?
@@vingham7588but it is poetic.
@@vingham7588🤣🤣🤣
that is the perfect description
Jordan, I have no idea how so many of us have gotten this far in life. Thank you for the tips and tricks!
same with the slit in the microwave popcorn bag for getting the un-popped kernels out. He actually called the company that makes the bags to confirm.
@@yoeriw7099Wait the what now???
@@Eleven-11-xi he did a short on that as well. I didn't know that either before I saw that
@@Eleven-11-xi Yeah I didn't know that before he made that clip either, thought it was to let steam out so the bag didn't burst.
I’m thankful to be born in the generation where this guy just constantly teaches me new things every day
What does that have to do with the generation you're in? Literally anyone can watch these videos.
The thing is you are all too distracted by your phones to realize what’s actually going on right in front of you
@@apapz3245says the guy who replied
@@TheRomanHydra just say you’re upset you’re braindead
@@apapz3245agreed and tired of this guy on my suggestions. Anyone else annoyed by this channel
Basically what you're saying is "Stop opening your batteries like a savage"...Got it👍🏾
I still open my batteries like a savage.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't help it!
Right!! I’ve never even tried to open it from the back.. like why when I can go straight in… but now I know 😂
😂
A packaging designer shed a tear of joy today
And an angel got their wings
Ooo I love a stolen comment 🫣
you are a copycat
Wow way to copy that comment word for word
bro i love this guy. he’s so pure and he takes time out of his day just to teach is stuff. god bless you jordan❤
Yay! An actual packaging hack that was intended by the designer. Those are rare.
This is by far the most marriageable man on the internet. He just knows everything about so many random things, like sir share your wisdom with me as i grow old with you 😭😭
*gets together*
"Stahp mainsplaining everything!"
@@JustAGuy85aaand you had to ruin the wholesome comment didn't you-
yes and his kitty is beautiful too, id marry him just for that
@@JustAGuy85Grow. Up.
@@zeearts9484 Yes 🙂
Edit: But it was honest to goodness just all for the comedic value. You don't sound like one of those... so I just threw in a light joke. Honestly no offense intended.
This man is gonna single handedly make the world use things the way they were intended.
FACTSSSS
I am 53 and for ffs I learn new things from you every day! Keep going!
My man’s just out here doing public service without a thank you
Well thank him then damn
@@poogaureYou do it.
I didn’t even know 😱😱😱
😂
Now this is the kind of "How-to" channel the world doesn't deserve, but desperately needs.
This channel is like the remedial class for adulthood I never knew I needed. God bless you Jordan.
😂😂 Facts.
The remedial class for adulthood is the best way possible to describe this lmao
Whoa, I always thought there was the opening at the top so it could be hung on a hook at the store
This man makes me rethink everything i have ever done. Every single day. I have been living a lie, i thought they just get taken out and thrown in the junk drawer and then struggled to fine them for 15 minutes give up and go to thw store to buy more. Thank you for all your services mr president
Why isn't this stuff in the advertising? 58 years old. I had NO idea. Thank you!!!!
Because its… useless?
It’s on the box
Now I don’t feel as bad at 31 😂
@@derfmode Hahahahaha. I'm 58. I don't have time to read the boxes anymore. LOL Honestly, I had no idea. I am going to have to start reading the packaging more closely...or at all. LOL..Thanks.
@@FreshStartApostolic yeah, that’s kinda his thing on this channel, he often reads the label on EVERYTHING in detail and tells people stuff that was right under their noses. Cheers!
You, sir, are a treasure. I appreciate all of your work for the betterment of mankind.
*betteryment
I was today years old when I learned this. Thank you Jordan!
He is a national treasure...we have to protect this man at all costs!
Careful out you'll summon Nicholas Cage!
@@matthewpeters2062😂😂😂😂
This line is getting so old.
@@invisiblespirit5476 and?
@@melaniemarie1969and stop saying that stupid ish. I’m not surprised you needed that explained to you, but I’m glad to help anyway.
And here I am letting batteries run all over the kitchen drawer! 😂😂
I thought that was the only way😂😂😂
You’re not alone.
You mean the drawer with twist ties and rubberbands and crap? Me too.
Fr😂
You know if those batteries get flipped they start losing their charge, right?
Jordan out here changing and saving lives I swear! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
I was today years old when I learned this. Thanks, Jordan. You’re a true legend. King George should knight you.
George 7 isn't old enough
Plus, I think you had to be born in the UK
He really be just uncovering the secrets of the universe and sharing it to all of us, for FREE
This man is literally making the world a better place.
❤✌️One Battery At a Time😊🙏
By
Showing you
Useless things?
Just put the flap back over the back, this achieves nothing overdesigning something when they can't even recycle their own stuff properly
@@souleater4242564koddit’s not useless at all I didn’t know this at all it’s actually very helpful,
@@souleater4242564kodd Overdesigning : to design in a manner that is excessively complex
Is this is complex to you then you really need to reevaluate your thinking skills
@@souleater4242564koddwhy are you so angry? 😢
Domino's pizza just showed me an ad on Facebook with you on it, bro!
Congrats on making it big, brotha!
We love you so much, Jordan!!!!
Thank you for being our president of the fast food secrets club, and being one of the very first presidents to do what he ACTUALLY sets out to do.
Tell me the details
Are you serious? Have i been underestimating everybody or have they been overestimating us? Why don't they tell us these things? They just expect us to figure out their legitimate brilliance just like that? Honestly!
The designers thought FAR more of the general populations' intelligence level
the internet needs to create a holiday for this man he continues to blow my mind lol im going to buy batteries just to try
Gay
never hurts to get them because Microsoft loves AA batteries to feed income for Duracell.
Whats great about this is that this is exactly how humanity has learned so many things before society formed.
Every group had the smart one, and the smart one did exactly what Jordan is doing, teaching the group things that blow our minds.
Someone who engineered this: “someone finally recognized my brilliance”
PR and marketing need to be fired. It was there all along and we had no idea. Thank you for this.
My IQ goes up every time I watch these videos 😂
yeah it goes up by a half IQ😂💀
The fact you literally don't use your imagination tells me we live in a gray world, with screens making up those colors.
Right. How is we learn more from him than school. 🤯🤯
@angelrez6322 school is supposed to hold your hand forever? Figure it out.
@@6thstWinstoncuz school teaches you what pronouns are n crap.💀
Bro is the chamber of secrets 😭✊
Edit: I wasn’t expecting 1k likes thanks
A room with a giant snake? This made no sense lol
@@shinydmike8490Just take the words literally
Secrets!?!? There's nothing secret here. everything he's explaining is printed on the back of the package. But seeing as he never even pointed that out tells me he saw it on a UA-cam video.
@@crimsonraiderxv3422 how am I meant to take words? Figuratively? Okay he’s figuratively in a room with a giant snakes. Still doesn’t make fucking sense the dude isn’t a chamber he’s a dude
@@shinydmike8490 Where do you see the word snakes in the name?
There's me ripping the cardboard like give me the damn batteries!! 😂
Like a straight savage! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OOOOH!! That actually makes a lot of sense- I just wish I knew this sooner!
You need to show this to the “ For 40 years” guy! He’d wheeze.
Ain't no way! Heeeeeh.
LoL 😆 You're so right, of course.
Yes do it 😂
😂😂😂😂 fr
That and the 30 year guy.
@@ambhaiji Who are you even talking about?
I am probably around the same age as this man, yet I feel like he's my real father. The amount of knowledge and wisdom I've gained from him can only be comparable to what I expect to learn from a parental figure. And since my birth father definitely never taught me anything, that makes Jordan my dad now.
ong man. i see him as the real redpill guy, unlike tate etc bc he's actually helping young men (and women) and constantly advises us on how to survive the modern dystopia we now live in
Awwwwww *big hug* lol
You're just desperate
He rly is an internet dad
im OLDER than this man and i didnt even know this one wtf. i thought he was at least two years older than i am with all this wisdom, but nah. he just found the recipe for "pure, distilled essense of dad-energy", probably in the same place as his beard-growth recipe
Honestly, the amount of things I have learned from this man.
This man is my prime source of knowledge
Now, I knew about this one. But its always such a joy to find out stuff for the first time watching your videos ( or seeing you discovering things for the first time) Keep up with your vids. Love to see them.
I,.... I didnt...... what the ?
why do I see you everywhere I go haha
@frankp7270 im not i swear dont report me or sum
@@СНІМРreporting you right now
Same reaction, i had no idea we can do this
@@СНІМРreporting for terrorism
Whenever I see Jordan pop up in my feed, it's a must-watch scenario, followed by my feeling like an idiot for not knowing these things beforehand. Brilliant stuff, sir. Keep 'em coming.
A lot of his videos are spreading misinformation
@AkorekLP Well, this one ain't miss 😂
You are saving lives, my good man. Battery fires are no joke; they happen usually when someone replaces their batteries and throws the batteries away in the garbage. If the batteries still have *any* juice left in them and the opposite sides touch on the batteries, they will produce enough heat that can cause fires/ignite the garbage. Batteries stored improperly are also the cause of many battery fires. This is useful info on how to store batteries correctly 😊👍 and has the potential (haha) to save many lives!!
Please don’t stop making us all better people. All while remaining honestly humble
So THAT’S how you keep your batteries fresh & from turning brown! 🤯
Mine always grow a bunch of roots, can't wait to try this.
or leak like duracells
They already brown 😔
Keep those Babies Fresh 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT!!!! I’m 45 yrs old and NEVER knew this😦😲😦….this guy is doing the Lords work🙏🏾
I got a few years on you, AND I have spent the great majority of it in pursuit of technical knowledge and experience, and I had NO idea.
Ain't no way
My stepdad knew this 😂 now realizing why he folds the packages.
Lol
Tell me why I spent 12 years in school and didn't learn as much useful information as I have from this man. What a legend. Keep doing what you do, sir, we need you in this world ❤
Because you don't learn useful stuff at school after 3rd grade.
Right!
This man has taught me more than schools ever will.
Wtf?? Thank you so much!!! I always hated how once you opened it they would fall out in the drawer! Learn something new every day.
You are seriously the best teacher ever. I’ve learned so many more useful things from you than I ever did from all my years of school, including college.
I love this guy! He has taught me so much and I am looking forward to hearing more from him.
Jordan Knows Everything.
Its a TV Show we all need right now. Just a camera following him around as he learns new things every day.
we already have that right here.
The amount of wisdom i get from u just for subscribing is insurmountable. I always learn so much
Just wish to add that if you store them in the bottom drawer of the fridge. The shelf life will last a very long time.
I got 9 volts in my fridge for 5 years or more and still work when I need it.
DO NOT put them in the freezer thinking you'll get better results.
Gotta love how Jordan's channel has better lifehacks than literally every single lifehack channel I've checked out.
i didn’t even need to know this atm but i hope my brain just stores it somewhere so when i do need it this video just appears in my head again and i just know what to do straight away
That's how I feel about when I learned from him that you can use the bottom of one soda can to open the other one
This is the sort of knowledge that sits at the back of your brain until someone needs it and you get to look like a genius to them.
I had that recently with the Coke can tab being a straw holder.
Same
You'll be on a jobsite with a 50 year vet, a man that's been in the industry of using batts like a boss. You pull this hack and he'll buy you lunch; and maybe stop boning your mom for a month.
here's a reminder for u lol
I’ve single-handedly been taught more by Jordan than school ever has.
Facts!!!!!
Not even Duracell knew that. They're just like 'We did... ?' 🤷♀️
How do you consistently manage to answer all the questions i didnt even know i had? Where would we be without you Jordan?! Thanks!
Fun fact: The package designer pointed out this was entirely unintentional. Internet people just figured it out.
To be fair most cardboard packaging is reusable in an unintentional way
Would have been very confused if it was intentional... because it#s very very very useless.
@@Sakrosankt-Bierstube No, it's intentional. That's why it's written on the box, and they give you an arrow where to fold it into.
@@hotcrazycatladyme168 The arrow? That's to indicate where to "press" into the package to get it open easily. I have one package right here... and it literalls just say's "open here", next to the arrow. Stop makig shit up, my dude.
okay bc i was about to have some words for someone 🤣🤣🤣
Protect this man at all cost!
Dude definitely doing the Lord's work
At this point jordan learning everything
That's what his TV show should be , if he gets one 😅.
He's taken a limitless pill 💊😮 it's mostly for food and household hacks but it's awesome
I swear this man has a bounty on his head. He has so much knowledge.
Someone give him a Netflix show
For decades, I have never understood this until now. My life has changed.
Jordan, you are amazing! Not to mention your easy on the eyes and your voice 😍
I swear I am learning so much from this man alone.
This man stays dropping gems 💎
Every new video, my brain gets bigger. Teaching me more life tips than school ever has
Not all batteries are designed like that though as most open like a double door so folding the top portion won't do anything.
Well... mr wizard did it again. I am reminded that i have missed the past 40 years of living.... 🤣😂🤪
Why is this not in their advertising?!
👍🤩💝💫✨🙏Duuudddeee “you mean to tell me for 40 years I could have been doing this…ain’t no way.”🙏😆😂
Good morning USA.....!
If only you stored your batteries in their original store bought container.
@@byronricketts5705 - Hello hello 💝
@@tylerb2644 👍🤩
Every time I see something on this channel I think "This feels like something I should have learned in school." and this is no exception, thank you.
Actually from parents or the schools should teach you to think in 3d of sorts. To this day I'm still mindboggled how my friend or even people online just do some wacky stuff in games or build weird contraptions. Just mindblown and on surface I say to myself well duh.
no, i think it's something that you should have learned from the packaging. if they designed it that way, they should have say so in the print they have or something. a lego type instruction graph could have replaced that giant battery print it has.
😮
@@tweed.k Nah instructions or infographs in all languages is more important :) all languages except your native as per usual.
Literally Shouted, "What The Actual F**K?!"
I feel like that wasn't the intended design purpose, but just happened to work out flawlessly, that's amazing
Ikr that's to hang the damn things on the rack lol but then again y would they waist so much packaging
@@JoseSanchezdontyaknow A lot of items are packaged in bigger than required packaging to increase shelf presentation. It allows the item to be more easily spotted as well as to push out possible competitors from the shelf space
Based on the design of the thing that opens, i think it is because why then they would make it that shape, it is kind of inconvenient
its literally got an arrow pointing to the hole..u blind
Like the "straw hole" on the soda tab 🙄
god damn, Jordan thank you for being a father to us and showing all these tips 😂
Learning more from this absolute GOAT than I ever did in school
He unlocks the secrets of mankind. He must be praised!
This man out here changing lives
Like Jordan always says "Get so close right now"💀
The one who designed the box is now amazed with the feature.
Dang 60 years later. All those "smart handy Grandpa's" forcefully passing their knowledge when I was young and never taught that. Thanks Jordan
My mouth is legit on the ground rn that’s how profound this made me.
At this point I've learned more stuff by watching Jordan then going to school 😂
I need you in my life, your voice is so calming.
bro why did no one tell us how useful all these designs actually were
If we need an Ambassador for humanity one day. I vote for Jordan
We must protect this man at all costs. Been teaching me new things for almost 2 years now.
That’s not REusable. That’s just usable.
Literally everything that is able to do anything is "usable." Screwdrivers, coffee cups, gum wrappers, toilet paper, soda bottles, everything.
What makes something "REusable" is when it is designed to be used more than once for its original core function, regardless of the application of that function.
It's still more useable than your comment
@@zechariahcaraballo8765
That makes three of us.
@old_timey_prospector exactly
..well said! And thank you, Jordan.
@@old_timey_prospectorTHANK YOU
You literally just changed my life. Thank you good sir
literally?
@melissachartres3219 loose batteries are actually a issue for me. There in every drawer lol
I nominate this man for the Nobel peace prize.
The more I learn, the more I realize how dumb I really am.
You lost me “storing old batteries in a safe place”
😂
Safest place is the freezer, don't ask me why but I've never lost a freezer battery
😂
Usually I have a drawer to keep them in, and then I throw I throw the package away
I keep the batteries in the package and put the package in a plastic container in my closet.