“one thing marzia says is authentic italian restaurants will always give you the bread sticks” it’s official: olive garden is authentic italian restaurants
16:16 So I Googled "ax²+bx+c meaning" and got this: "A quadratic function is one of the form f(x) = ax2 + bx + c, where a, b, and c are numbers with a not equal to zero. The graph of a quadratic function is a curve called a parabola. Parabolas may open upward or downward and vary in "width" or "steepness", but they all have the same basic "U" shape." So ermmm... What. The. Fuck? 😂😂😂
The POINT is, you dummies, that when the alarm rings in the morning, you're still so disoriented that you can't even tell the time on your phone because you're still half asleep and it might as well be a math equation....
there's often a sign language translator that gets put in the corner of the screen to assist deaf people but at the same time they want the regular news people to be the main show so the sign language translator gets put in the corner of the screen. because of the loss of emotion in the tone of voice since the sign language interpreter is simply going to sign everything, a very serious or saddening topic can be on screen and the sign language guy will carry his same overall mood.
14:25 i think its good to teach your kids, and some days have them do it, but they shouldnt have to do all these things for themselves at this age, takes away their childhood, and not spending time with your kid is terrible
I swear the editor just zoomed in, put the chat up, and clipped the video. Didn't even bother to go through it...jeezust Edit: -50 mins of my life Aware
The independent life of a multi millionaire kid with a strict background returning home, with the best tech on the market so he never has to suffer a single moment of waiting for something to happen
The worst part about those tiktoks is the kid isn't even doing half the shit in the video. It's literally 50% of the kid just doing household chores and 50% the parents recording unrelated clips of them using useless chinese landfill techtrash.
@@Corzappy if something is bought without a use other than exploration unto higher levels of convienience, youre rich If not excessively rich, you still never have to worry about rent, bills or food
8:00 this is exactly how innocent people get banned... He is clearly trolling, his english ability is super poor and then he just keeps saying some BS and starts killing teammates whom are just trying to play the game... OW2 is basically full of these players and the worst part about it is that you will get banned for trying to talk to them in normal way but they will start screaming racist BS, throwing and trolling and seems like Online gaming industry wants only these type of players... so sad... At this point there aint no game without having these people around nearly every match (note that if you are not seeing players like this at all, you are the player associating with other trolls so you cannot see them since ur one of them)... I swear if people like this got permanently banned from any online game, all them online games would be back in no time, had enough profit not to bankrupt like Blizzard did and the community would be super wide... I miss the good old Overwatch days when only curious people were playing the game and when it was actually fun... then BS players like this appear, complain about heroes that counter genji, widow, tracer and so on and Blizzard just listens to them... Gosh I can just wish to be the leader or Overwatch at Blizzard... I would exterminated this pest once and for all...
if all my goals were reached i would create heaven on earth and there wouldnt be a need for an objective to reach next, i would be happy. i wouldnt struggle to be happy. and i woudlnt grow bored of it and be sad. i got what i wanted, thats all. happy end. its stupid to say DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT ITS NOT WORTH IT its always worth it, rich people say that to poor people so they stay rich. if you are poor and become rich thats all you need. if you are rich and stay rich ok it makes sense but if you experienced trash life and manage to get all your dreams come true then you did it. literally perfection. you can just chill for the rest of your life with what you got, because thats all you ever wanted and are not consumed by greed like people who are born rich easy
Also bringt halt nix jmd zu beweisen daß er aufgrund von einflüssen immer weniger und weniger geliebt wird, wichtig ist nur das schöne wenn man sich liebt, alles andere hat für mich keinen wert
Ich helf doch auch fremden Leuten usw und sonst aug jedem bei allem, wenn ses dann raffen fühlen sie ich glücklich weil sies eig wollten oder einfach besser finden und nicht bescheid wussten, sind aber immer fürs schöne dankbar
tiktok is literally rotting this dudes brain how many times is he gonna say "i don't get it" to a clip that would take a seven year old a few seconds to understand
I remember when tiktok used to be a punishment for chat FeelsStrongMan
Aware
Awokage
It still serves that function
@@sticc3978 Oh you like it daddy
it still is I didn't laugh a single time, I quit watching tiktoks on the channel 2 months ago and they haven't gotten any funnier
thumbnail at 21:51 np
@@levelovixor sez u
@@levelovixor false
@@levelovixorI'm really curious about your taste in women
good man
thanks
3:20 still the best meme
fax
Bro went and stole xQc main channel thumbnail 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😜😜😜😜
D:
D:
It's the same editor
😊
at 13:00 hes reacting like those tiktok reactors :(
Aware
Aware
Aware
Aware
I can confirm he did watch tiktoks for 56 minutes Straight
Tf how
Emoji?
@@lucaalvarez6905
@@lucaalvarez6905member emojis
I pose this question chat. If xqc is truly the best people observer, then shouldn't he be making something from nothing? Truly jam a man of fortune.
He is making something out of nothing though, he knows how to maximize the things he can control and minimizing the things he can't control.
@@JetsuVEVO Insane meatriding
@@wr8196 u dont know the joke
“one thing marzia says is authentic italian restaurants will always give you the bread sticks” it’s official: olive garden is authentic italian restaurants
Not how stats work at all lul
italians place does something ≠ every place that does that thing is italian
she said the skinny breadsticks
3:15 hardest video in existence
Same
TRUE
explain I don't get it @azchulofishing
20:30 just two pepegas communicating, beautifu
BRAIN DAMAGE FOR 56 MINUTES AHAHHAWWWOOWOWOWOWO ZERS BAT BAT BAT
14:54 "ChatGPT house" 💀
21:50 for thumbnail
20:25 "Liz Truss". Already again outdated since they change their premiers like underpants.
8:45 hope im like that to him. i treated him so good 😭
he don't care lmao
@@r3ckon for real? 😢
No you didnt
I was there
He doesnt even think of you
my man has so much enthusiasm that it single handedly explain his success
"OH ITS A STEAM RICER " 🤣💀💀
Dat chicken with shoes got me cracking up
29:20 BING BANG BONG
i love how 1/4 of the video was the lifestyle of that kid lol
11:46 A day in the life of an NPC
16:16
So I Googled "ax²+bx+c meaning" and got this:
"A quadratic function is one of the form f(x) = ax2 + bx + c, where a, b, and c are numbers with a not equal to zero. The graph of a quadratic function is a curve called a parabola. Parabolas may open upward or downward and vary in "width" or "steepness", but they all have the same basic "U" shape."
So ermmm... What. The. Fuck?
😂😂😂
Brother didn’t go to middle school
bro skipped all of his duties at life
The POINT is, you dummies, that when the alarm rings in the morning, you're still so disoriented that you can't even tell the time on your phone because you're still half asleep and it might as well be a math equation....
If you think about how many stripes adidas has
Its (3*(number of products sold)/number of products lost))
(Total products, (3x(loss:gain)))
3:43 hilarious, chat didnt get it at all.
8:18 i don't get it
there's often a sign language translator that gets put in the corner of the screen to assist deaf people but at the same time they want the regular news people to be the main show so the sign language translator gets put in the corner of the screen. because of the loss of emotion in the tone of voice since the sign language interpreter is simply going to sign everything, a very serious or saddening topic can be on screen and the sign language guy will carry his same overall mood.
20:30 REPEAT BUTTON
who tf put a dreamybull joke video 💀💀💀
3:15 LMAOOOO
16:42 not 90% of the chat saying quadratic holy AWARE moment americans
46:13 what is that song lmaooooo
3:55 best video 🔥🔥🔥
SIGMA GRINDSET
4:04 How I feel
I will still never understand why lil bro clicks links instead of just actually scrolling.
14:25 i think its good to teach your kids, and some days have them do it, but they shouldnt have to do all these things for themselves at this age, takes away their childhood, and not spending time with your kid is terrible
5:00 and 8:00 got me rolling😂
44:47 aswel ffs😭😭
Yea, especially that one moment at 4:45:43 🤣🤣🤣
niggeerrrrr
Bro u are a bot if u think those are funny
Song? 18:02
caramelldansen
your kidding right
@@_Reddee_ y
@@jokeruiner4481 ngl bru everyone knows the song unless you grew up without internet
@@_Reddee_ or am extremely young.
17:18
thats crazy. the 7 year old has cleaned and cooked more than xqc has in his adulthood
2:00 where is this video from?
Dark souls 3, ashes of ariendel DLC, Sister friede boss fight, 2nd phase cutscene
My favorite part 18:03
Weak
mine too
I won't lie. It was me that linked him that TikTok LULW
I swear the editor just zoomed in, put the chat up, and clipped the video. Didn't even bother to go through it...jeezust
Edit: -50 mins of my life Aware
3:13 😎
3:28 IM EATING CHICKEN AND I CAN SAY FOR A FACT HE IS BUSSIN
The independent life of a multi millionaire kid with a strict background returning home, with the best tech on the market so he never has to suffer a single moment of waiting for something to happen
The worst part about those tiktoks is the kid isn't even doing half the shit in the video. It's literally 50% of the kid just doing household chores and 50% the parents recording unrelated clips of them using useless chinese landfill techtrash.
@@Corzappy if something is bought without a use other than exploration unto higher levels of convienience, youre rich
If not excessively rich, you still never have to worry about rent, bills or food
9:20 steamunlocked is safe
its rare but some steamunlocked uploaders drop malware into the downloads, i had one try to download a laced chromium onto my OS lol
Nah some of the games have bitcoin miner malwares inside that will 'infect' other apps if I remember correctly.
any KKomrade's know the song at 3:55 ?
37:09 First day of what
28:50 OMEGALUL
Dude always act like is the first time he sees that dressed chiken running tiktok
nodody:
xQc: its a steam ricer (12:45)
Wait did he just reposted the same thing or I’m getting crazy?
12:20 this one gud
53:00 song pls
Luxury - Azealia banks
8:00 this is exactly how innocent people get banned... He is clearly trolling, his english ability is super poor and then he just keeps saying some BS and starts killing teammates whom are just trying to play the game... OW2 is basically full of these players and the worst part about it is that you will get banned for trying to talk to them in normal way but they will start screaming racist BS, throwing and trolling and seems like Online gaming industry wants only these type of players... so sad... At this point there aint no game without having these people around nearly every match (note that if you are not seeing players like this at all, you are the player associating with other trolls so you cannot see them since ur one of them)... I swear if people like this got permanently banned from any online game, all them online games would be back in no time, had enough profit not to bankrupt like Blizzard did and the community would be super wide... I miss the good old Overwatch days when only curious people were playing the game and when it was actually fun... then BS players like this appear, complain about heroes that counter genji, widow, tracer and so on and Blizzard just listens to them... Gosh I can just wish to be the leader or Overwatch at Blizzard... I would exterminated this pest once and for all...
20:31 this differently have a dumb and dumber vibe
“Orthinologist”? Do you mean... “Ornithologist”? I was right, the tiktok guy was wrong! 🤪
17:17 personal timestamp pls ignore
Timestamp Terry Pog
48:47 song?
@@Dan-st9yx thanks
21:51 Thumbnail
21:51 thumbnail
Bro why is every juicer using a blank account?
20:35 you're welcome
14:27 the dad of this guy is ceo of china XDDD
song? 25:48
Blind - Korn
43:58 fools game W
theres always one random ass mf in chat that knows the answer
17:53
hulk planet: The Green Bean
16:43
15:30 when you realise these videos are made purely for Chinese propaganda
Thumbnail saids it all
thumbnail?
22:00
WEhat is this chickens with shoes-meta?
xqc is a genius. smartest person out there
31:10 all im saying
if all my goals were reached i would create heaven on earth and there wouldnt be a need for an objective to reach next, i would be happy. i wouldnt struggle to be happy. and i woudlnt grow bored of it and be sad. i got what i wanted, thats all. happy end. its stupid to say DONT GET WHAT YOU WANT ITS NOT WORTH IT
its always worth it, rich people say that to poor people so they stay rich. if you are poor and become rich thats all you need. if you are rich and stay rich ok it makes sense but if you experienced trash life and manage to get all your dreams come true then you did it. literally perfection. you can just chill for the rest of your life with what you got, because thats all you ever wanted and are not consumed by greed like people who are born rich
easy
Imagine using OMEGALUL instead of KEKW. KEKW
53:40 *Headphone Warning*
3:13 5:22
"I don't get it"
-xQc
i looove brain rot
If you're reading this I hope you have a great day
So mad that marvel trivia was just fucking mcu trivia, like wtf
the first 4 min made me think i was high wtf was that shit
Half of this video is about X fixing OBS. FFS.
Xqc is so soy for not watching finishing my kitty’s videos
Actually so hurt
Kp wieso, aber ihr steht ja sogar noch auf den schmerz
posted 56 minutes ago💀
Cleans every day ? Why is there so much dust then.
Also bringt halt nix jmd zu beweisen daß er aufgrund von einflüssen immer weniger und weniger geliebt wird, wichtig ist nur das schöne wenn man sich liebt, alles andere hat für mich keinen wert
Kp warum jeder die dazu drängt unsere liebe scheiße zu machen🤷
Ich helf doch auch fremden Leuten usw und sonst aug jedem bei allem, wenn ses dann raffen fühlen sie ich glücklich weil sies eig wollten oder einfach besser finden und nicht bescheid wussten, sind aber immer fürs schöne dankbar
OPP got ur rgihts XDDDDDD
tiktok is literally rotting this dudes brain how many times is he gonna say "i don't get it" to a clip that would take a seven year old a few seconds to understand
Bing bang bong
56 minutes?
BRITA
what could it mean??
Has anyone she ked out hoe much hehqsnt stuttered that much? He has a lot more though out sentences we're so proud!
I think he gave that to you mate ;)
11:19 propaganda
Good video