Battle cats Start: fun, fast,funny Mid :pain, coping, a burst of excitement End: masochism, numb to all excitement, and knowing that your to far into the game to stop
Empire of Cats: *Kill a doge and a flying face* Into the Future: *Kill a blue doge and a mutant floating blue alien without face* Cat on the Cosmos: *Kill a blue doge with a star and the giant God of all the cats* Stories of Legends: *So you want Ururun Wolf? To bad, you need to complete more 21 chapters with ultra buffed enemies*
Ahhhh.... I remember the good old days where i traded any new cat for xp, absolutely dreading every encounter with le boin and getting my ass kicked by bunbun, and I didn't get a viable uber until into the future chapter 3 lol
I remember when i got Miko Mitama in EoC and Togeluga, i thinked "They're so weak, why are they ubers?" (I didn't upgraded them to lvl10 because not enough XP). And after some weeks i uninstalled and forgot the code of my account ,_,
Wow, that must've been intense. You know, usually you don't trade new cats, no matter how shitty they are. Its just the rule of thumb. Later in the game, they can be useful for UR. Eventually it starts getting really hard to get your user rank up, and all those poor innocent cats that you brutally traded could have went a long way. You know, since you seem kind of like a beginner, I'll give you a few tips. The first tip I will give you is that you should never trade new cats. We kind of already went over this topic, but I feel like it is necessary to mention it again. The second tip is to never spend cat food on non guaranteed events. I have done this many times, in a matter of fact, one time I spent 15,000 cat food in a sad attempt to get dark Kasli. I highly regret it, please don't ever do it. You will regret it. Rare cat tickets can be used whenever, preferably for pools with a higher uber drop rate, such as uberfest, epicfest, or superfest. These pools have a 4-5% higher drop rate for an uber. Now, this may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way. All ubers are pretty good early game. My third and final tip is to keep dupes of units that do massive damage, are strong against, tough against, ext. It isn't necessary to keep units that have freeze or barrier breaker since boosting them won't help them. Good luck, young battle cats player:)
Wow soup, this is incredible. I can see you took the feedbacks and applied them in this video. The humour you used transitioned seemlessly from being informative. Nice little texts were also added to make the video more entertaining. Good job soup, I enjoyed the video. Keep it up!
This game, is very similar to Irl. The early of our life, we guarded by Mom and Dad, playing with friend together, and the life is easier because Mom and Dad help. in mid of our life, we must working so hard, for making money, married for getting a good offspring, but stuck in household problem, and trying for keep alive, from accident... in end of our life, when old age catches us, we're sick, became pretty weak, don't have any job again, all that's left is only Suffer, but we're struggling for keep alive until actual death... When in battle cats, we think this game is just a easy game, after we're stronger, we do Into the future, stories of legend, or other stage, but always stuck in the stage.. When we in Uncanny Legend, Every "Animal/Enemies" who you think easy, now became suffer bringer, make you want to delete battle cats, but struggling for clearing the stage, and success for clearing the game Be brave, be careful, and be kind, everyone. The old ge, or accident, still watching us. Same in battle cats, the bad luck, stronger enemies, and disappointment watching us..
Great video! Here’s some advice: put some background music and other funny small edits. Also increase your voice volume a little bit. Also also put a more enthusiastic tone. You kill lowkey sound like youre doing a class presentation. Best of luck m8
The 3 types of bc players: 1:the noob:Only uses normal cat. Poor cat. 2:pro:has ubers and uses it to win 3:really noob:using AI,hack or other things to win
Here's my version Noob:needs to use Ubers to win Pro: does not need Ubers to get far in the game Ultra trash stupid noob stupider than any noob ever:uses hacks or seed tracking to win
i still remember the days of pain in my early stages in playing this game -didn't get a single uber until after EOC3, also never being able to save up for 750 rolls because patience was non-existent -was too stupid to search up any guides so relied on own self to beat levels -being stuck at early stages of stories of legend and using lots of catfood(cat god+revivals) in order to beat EOC3 and many others ah, the good old days.
The thing that kept me going is the existential crisis I'm getting when I am rolling but you cannot stop because you surprisingly found out a better pool is coming soon and now you need to farm
None pf my friends understand why i even play this game after 3 years. When i wanted to get them in the game they just stoped after eoc 1 moon or didn't grinded treasures even if i told them because they find it boring.
thumbnail : cat crying the video : using gachas, getting treasures, ubercarry or not ubercarry and pros and cons,using ads to get cat food and the five stages of grief using ads, going through different chapters, doing legend stages, the real lesson
Doge in the enemy guide: a loving shiba battle cats rival very thoughtful and brings gifts to cat every year. Me: why r we killing the doge if it brings gifts.
I love how the next video was a cheat video so it was like: I finally realized the real life lesson battle cats have been teaching us all along... CHEATS
Early battle cats: defeat some dogs with these cats Late battle cats: kill God with heavy military vehicles, monsters, and scantily dressed anime girls
EoC bosses: hard but are Doge ch1 later on ItF bosses: Same thing, diffrent bosses and all enemies are multiplied by 7 CotC bosses: Cat God, C a t G o d, *C a t G o D* SoL bosses: Oh, so the first boss was too hard? Heres harder ones. UL bosses: Squire El, now shredding through your crazed tanks and mohawks edition.
start : just put some cats mid game: meatshield the ubers end game: I HAVE 1000 CATS BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FINISH THIS LEVEL . I HAVE TO TIME THIS CAT PERFECTLY
an old friend told me about a game called "the battle cats" and i didnt know wtf it was gunna be and when i installed it, alas once i started i couldnt stop, (gambling catfood of course) fast forward of playing the game on and off and im here around 5-6 years later (reading that sounds way shorter than what i realize it was) and im playing with alot more knowledge with a better understanding of the game and being more professional (basically when im stuck i just look up a guide) now and also on my mums ipad because its fun having a restarted game with all the free 2nd rare cat tickets and gambling more cat food when i dont get anything on my main during events or updates and also a fun way to rebeat chapters and stages with different cats/ubers. battle cats, even though you may not be reading this, you were my childhood and a damn good one.
Same I won chapter 3 and into the future chapter 1 moon it carried me as well mekako carried me a lot also megidora carried me through chapter 1 due to the boss being floating which I was gonna use a continue but I didn't need to I had 3 Uber's then
I personally am a mix between Uber carry and not Uber carry I use ubers but only 1-2 ubers at a time the rest of slots are rare, super rare, and non gacha cats Edit:I do use Uber carry on hard levels or levels I get stuck on
Forgot to mention the super late game of completing all 4 star legend stages which can be harder than uncanny stages and take twice the rng because of collab units and the proc rates needed to beat certain levels. End me
Fun fact:Theres a copy of the battle Cats, that it's called the battle Bunny,on that Game, RNG it's obligatory if You want to win the Game Conclusion : *CANCER, NO TREASURES OR SOMETHING WHO HELP YOU*
3:10 my first true form was eraser cat, I almost cried tears of joy …until I played for three more stages and realized that it wasn’t going to matter since some bore in Mexico is going shred through them anyway…
i love how the 5 stages of grief backwards acronym spells "AD BAD"
They are
Spelled forward is dab da
Damn... That would have been one God tier joke
@@Souptasta lol
Time stamp please?
Battle cats
Start: fun, fast,funny
Mid :pain, coping, a burst of excitement
End: masochism, numb to all excitement, and knowing that your to far into the game to stop
Idk man I'm in Uncanny Legends and I'm still having fun
i’m just wondering if battle cats multiplayer will be a thing or no
@@type2936 I think that would be hard to balance
@@type2936 Mate, it already exists in both the 3DS and Switch version of the game, check it out if ya want to....
@@tichomeddeler2706 oh yeah, It was quite a long time ago but aight
“You sacrifice the weak cats in order to protect the stronger cats otherwise known as America” Fantastic line
First
first
That line and his delivery reminded me of Casually Explained
The weak cats are not cats they are meat sheilds
Me to my wall cats telling them to defend my cutter cat
"To uber carry or not to uber carry, that is the question"
*- Shakespeare*
Legend carry
I do both
glitch pokemon why u here lol
Kaza jizo, nek-0 fortres and volta go bbrrrrrrrr
I choose uber carrry IF I HAD ANY GOOD UBERS
I remember when I used to be non-Uber carry. But ever since I got Mitama, things have never been the same
same with me except baby gao instead of mitama
and ponos decides to make female ubers more hotter than before (well uh)
@@type2936 *cough *cough (galaxy gals, girls and monsters, gals of summer)
@@skeet1035 Pai-Pai TF....
Same for me except I got baby bwoy darktanyan
Empire of cats: Start by killing doges, End by killing a flying buffed teacher.
ItF : Start by killing a blue, mutated tentacle doge - Killing a raging, blue, mutated Elder Dragon that travels 5 times faster.
Start be like: fight doge
End be like: beat up a 20 year old man
I thought bun bun was a gigantic bee
Empire of Cats: *Kill a doge and a flying face*
Into the Future: *Kill a blue doge and a mutant floating blue alien without face*
Cat on the Cosmos: *Kill a blue doge with a star and the giant God of all the cats*
Stories of Legends: *So you want Ururun Wolf? To bad, you need to complete more 21 chapters with ultra buffed enemies*
@@Ryu0526 I think bun bun is a bunny for some reason
battle cats hacked in a nutshell: gambling addiction
Also hacked battle cats:
Not being able to update the game
Also hacked, when your done using your cat food and xp, you can only get to chapter 3 moon
Also hacked: draining any excitement out of getting an uber in normal battle cats
@@helloyonie3149 you can update but you need a the person you got it from to update it
@@helloyonie3149 GameGuardian users:
*I have no such weakness*
Soup went from like 1K to 9K in 1 month, that’s incredible
🎵9k on UA-cam never done before man passed all the competition man Lucas LV is next🎵
@Kevin Sibi herchrist*
Yea! He has so many subs immediatly.
Yeah! (Also have heracrist lul)
Why tf am I starting to think souptasta is xskull
4:26 my heart is on fire by watching that T^T
Same lmao
I have no words for that scene but, it makes my brain malfunction
"I finally found the lesson battle cats has been teaching us all along"
*video ends*
Soup: sells a Mitama
*everybody cringed at that*
At least he got content from it. But was it really worth it
@@AbsoluteWarlord1 no he just pressed the button , cut the recording, moved his finger off from the button, and then kept the cat
me too
@@AbsoluteWarlord1 nvm he actually sold it
Uggggh mad me so mad
"the battle cats experience" - this is brilliant.
"Basically, battle cats" - but I like this.
I found this game by searching “cat games”
How is the game going ?
@@thesuperdoge2476 oh you know, chilling in COTC 2
@@albinocat i haven't even touched cotc 1
@@Vannshen alright time for report
I can tell you like cats
Mitama: I’m the best uber in the game
Jizo’s true form: I’m bout to end this mans whole career
People usually use emperor chornos more in uncanny legends also have you ever seen anyone use jizos true form
Jizo true form is good for tanky enemies
Nothing else
@@JasaKizo Okay
@@aheadsounds2522
I have both
yay m
*woman
superfest: starts
me: looks at the add button for free cat food
my eyes: don't you dare
Chances of getting a cat
5̶%̶ 0% Uber
2̶5̶%̶ 0% Super RAre
6̶5̶%̶ 100% Rare
OH i roll 5 times and get 5 rare :D
5+ 25+ 65 is 95 xd
@@kazmekftlonely6032Wow, that sucks but same
7:00 damn you forgot that one guy that i dont even remember the name of because he is so forgettable. Can we get an f in the chat.
f
F
f
I just realized that he did. F
Lil nyandam and f
"you can choose the uber carry or the non-uber carry, but personally i choose the legend carry" -Souptasta 2020
I also legend carry, cause i got emperor cat lol
@@fireflightphoenix8710 i legend carry with gaia, imagine not having insane dmg vs all traits
Unlike ubercarry and non ubercarry legend carry’s are actually good at battle cats
Legend rares don't exist. I don't believe in them.
@@viprix3583 I don’t believe in you
Battle cats taught me a live-saving lesson : always save ketfud for guaranteed rolls
Ahhhh.... I remember the good old days where i traded any new cat for xp, absolutely dreading every encounter with le boin and getting my ass kicked by bunbun, and I didn't get a viable uber until into the future chapter 3 lol
I remember when i got Miko Mitama in EoC and Togeluga, i thinked "They're so weak, why are they ubers?" (I didn't upgraded them to lvl10 because not enough XP). And after some weeks i uninstalled and forgot the code of my account ,_,
No u
Wow, that must've been intense. You know, usually you don't trade new cats, no matter how shitty they are. Its just the rule of thumb. Later in the game, they can be useful for UR. Eventually it starts getting really hard to get your user rank up, and all those poor innocent cats that you brutally traded could have went a long way. You know, since you seem kind of like a beginner, I'll give you a few tips. The first tip I will give you is that you should never trade new cats. We kind of already went over this topic, but I feel like it is necessary to mention it again. The second tip is to never spend cat food on non guaranteed events. I have done this many times, in a matter of fact, one time I spent 15,000 cat food in a sad attempt to get dark Kasli. I highly regret it, please don't ever do it. You will regret it. Rare cat tickets can be used whenever, preferably for pools with a higher uber drop rate, such as uberfest, epicfest, or superfest. These pools have a 4-5% higher drop rate for an uber. Now, this may not seem like a lot, but it goes a long way. All ubers are pretty good early game. My third and final tip is to keep dupes of units that do massive damage, are strong against, tough against, ext. It isn't necessary to keep units that have freeze or barrier breaker since boosting them won't help them. Good luck, young battle cats player:)
@@annec.1881 thanks i will "definitely" take your advice into consideration
@@warioman9116 thanks good:))
Wow soup, this is incredible. I can see you took the feedbacks and applied them in this video. The humour you used transitioned seemlessly from being informative. Nice little texts were also added to make the video more entertaining. Good job soup, I enjoyed the video. Keep it up!
I enjoy watching these videos. You really go into depth of how you will feel playing battle cats.
this man just went through the 5 stages of grief in a mobile game
Hi TEmmIe
I finally realized what battle cats teaches us ENDS VIDEO
Yeah that's pretty much the joke
Me: *screaming because i got a really good uber*
Also me: *barely even uses it*
Same
2:59 "while he can speedrun levels, he also speedruns his death"💀
Yo the sub count is OVER 9000!!!! Congrats :D
Crazed cat when you fight it : 5,000,000 power
Crazed cat when you get it : *1 power*
1:10
me a chad who didnt start using meat shields properly until the great abyss itf 1
Ponos: *let’s make a limit for the amount of ads you can watch so this joke is no longer one*
Basically, all goes more or less smoothly until gestalt, decay
True true
unless you lucked out and got Jizo
Poor soup, when he said 4 depression he said, "what's new?"
6:11 i especially thought that it was creative when the boss for the aku altars moon is just the dark priest mamon, but bigger
xD
"you gain the knowlege of meat sheilding witch is sacrificing weaker cats to help tronger ones"-souptasta 2020
This game, is very similar to Irl. The early of our life, we guarded by Mom and Dad, playing with friend together, and the life is easier because Mom and Dad help. in mid of our life, we must working so hard, for making money, married for getting a good offspring, but stuck in household problem, and trying for keep alive, from accident... in end of our life, when old age catches us, we're sick, became pretty weak, don't have any job again, all that's left is only Suffer, but we're struggling for keep alive until actual death...
When in battle cats, we think this game is just a easy game, after we're stronger, we do Into the future, stories of legend, or other stage, but always stuck in the stage.. When we in Uncanny Legend, Every "Animal/Enemies" who you think easy, now became suffer bringer, make you want to delete battle cats, but struggling for clearing the stage, and success for clearing the game
Be brave, be careful, and be kind, everyone. The old ge, or accident, still watching us. Same in battle cats, the bad luck, stronger enemies, and disappointment watching us..
chill slimass
This whole video gives me Casually Explained vibes and I LOVE it.
Great video! Here’s some advice: put some background music and other funny small edits. Also increase your voice volume a little bit. Also also put a more enthusiastic tone. You kill lowkey sound like youre doing a class presentation. Best of luck m8
Thanks for the feedback 👍
Ubercarry is a way of life.
So this video is 90% sharing your depression and 10% actually battle cat contends
That is Battle cats
As soon as souptasta mentions pain I get an ad called HOUSE OF PAYNE.
2:16 Souptasta: “Bahamut usually attacks the weaker units” Also Bahamut cat: “attacks the stronger black doge”
Dark Doge is single attack and has pretty slow attack speed
@@megasodaman88huge attack.
The 3 types of bc players:
1:the noob:Only uses normal cat. Poor cat.
2:pro:has ubers and uses it to win
3:really noob:using AI,hack or other things to win
Here's my version
Noob:needs to use Ubers to win
Pro: does not need Ubers to get far in the game
Ultra trash stupid noob stupider than any noob ever:uses hacks or seed tracking to win
4:53
Wdym using ads in only Into the future?
I already watched 250 ads all at once to get cat food in chapter 2 of EoC
when i started im still not that far i just had no empathy or remorse i was to busy drooling over about me taking over the world
Also have you realized that his save code is covered with a crying pepe
“It’s fun tho”
-my friend when he was losing to uncanny legends
Why is this so god damn true
Battle cats in a nutshell:
Lets go gambling, lets go gambling GAMBLING ITS ALL THAT YOU HAVE TO SAY PLEASE STOP IT I HATE GAMBLI-
"I realized the truth battle cats has been trying to teach us all along.............."
*Ends video*
Lol
My first uber was miko mitama.
I was born uber carry
Poor Moneko
She doesnt sing so bad
This IS actually the first time I see my user rank highter than one of my youtubers xD
Very nice vid. You've just gained a New sub :3
that mitama sell actually just made my soul leave my body
F for Lil'Nyandam.
Idk what I'm here for but I want a chance to get a pin and a heart
Damn I lost it.
Hey who cares if u didnt get the pin You got a heart :D
:)
Oh my god too much likes from 6 minutes lol xd
Well i got the heart
i still remember the days of pain in my early stages in playing this game
-didn't get a single uber until after EOC3, also never being able to save up for 750 rolls because patience was non-existent
-was too stupid to search up any guides so relied on own self to beat levels
-being stuck at early stages of stories of legend and using lots of catfood(cat god+revivals) in order to beat EOC3
and many others
ah, the good old days.
Exp is an acronym. It stands for execution points.
- sans
5:18 if you were a bit curious, you would know you can get cat foods and rare tickets from other games made by Ponos
Can you pin this comment
nice
Yes he did
AMONG US VIDEO
999IQ Impostor!
The Best Impostor Ever?!
ua-cam.com/video/qXOLUFMchRc/v-deo.html
lol nice
I sir brick battle say you lucky
The thing that kept me going is the existential crisis I'm getting when I am rolling but you cannot stop because you surprisingly found out a better pool is coming soon and now you need to farm
5:41 if you read the acronym from down to up it spells
A D B A D
insert illumanati music
2:40 guess I'm a baby who can solve a calculus equation then
The life lesson... was that you need more ads to fund rare cat capsules for anti-Relic ubers.
7:51 I"m personally an Australian and this is funny.
This video got me back to battle cats
"just like her singing, her stats are terrible"
2:10 this line hit different man it fuckin opened my third eye when it comes to bahamut and showed me knowledge
The real lesson all along:
*ad plays
Ponos: you thought bun bun in chapter 3 was hard he comes the real fisting in uncanny legends
None pf my friends understand why i even play this game after 3 years. When i wanted to get them in the game they just stoped after eoc 1 moon or didn't grinded treasures even if i told them because they find it boring.
“You then notice how painful of what you are doing just for entertainment” Me: Those dogs are mad not sad.
thumbnail : cat crying
the video : using gachas, getting treasures, ubercarry or not ubercarry and pros and cons,using ads to get cat food and the five stages of grief using ads, going through different chapters, doing legend stages, the real lesson
Doge in the enemy guide: a loving shiba battle cats rival very thoughtful and brings gifts to cat every year.
Me: why r we killing the doge if it brings gifts.
I honestly only use ads when i am close to unlocking something with Cat food... Like 5 ads is the max amount i will watch for Cat food
I’ve been playing this game for probably a year and I still haven’t even unlocked bahamut cat
I love how the next video was a cheat video so it was like:
I finally realized the real life lesson battle cats have been teaching us all along... CHEATS
“Personally, I choose to legend carry”, that’s a lot harder than it sounds.
1 Denial
2 anger
3 bargaining
4 depression
5 acceptance
Want like the 5 steps of greif
I like it how you said ppl who ubercarry have no skill even tho this is an strategy game
Early battle cats: defeat some dogs with these cats
Late battle cats: kill God with heavy military vehicles, monsters, and scantily dressed anime girls
1:57 I get that she’s kind of weak but it’s your only crit unit when starting so you’ll probably have to use it for metal hippoes
When I was smol... I sold Mitama
When I realized i once got an epic uber but sold her when i was older I was crying all the time
EoC bosses: hard but are Doge ch1 later on
ItF bosses: Same thing, diffrent bosses and all enemies are multiplied by 7
CotC bosses: Cat God, C a t G o d, *C a t G o D*
SoL bosses: Oh, so the first boss was too hard? Heres harder ones.
UL bosses: Squire El, now shredding through your crazed tanks and mohawks edition.
Last time I saw a battle cats vid battle cats still wasn’t about muscular dragons
1:59 "And just like her singing, her stats are terrible"
Me: oooooooooooooohhh
pashok play her diving is good
sorry, was that a joke? if so, I didn't get it
@@pashokplay3325it was a roast
start : just put some cats
mid game: meatshield the ubers
end game: I HAVE 1000 CATS BUT ONLY ONE WAY TO FINISH THIS LEVEL . I HAVE TO TIME THIS CAT PERFECTLY
the real lesson battle has been teaching us all along: CATS ARE SUPERIOR THAN DOGS
my favorite message from Battle Cats:
▼
the lesson was
*ZOMBIE OUTBREAK*
an old friend told me about a game called "the battle cats" and i didnt know wtf it was gunna be and when i installed it, alas once i started i couldnt stop, (gambling catfood of course) fast forward of playing the game on and off and im here around 5-6 years later (reading that sounds way shorter than what i realize it was) and im playing with alot more knowledge with a better understanding of the game and being more professional (basically when im stuck i just look up a guide) now and also on my mums ipad because its fun having a restarted game with all the free 2nd rare cat tickets and gambling more cat food when i dont get anything on my main during events or updates and also a fun way to rebeat chapters and stages with different cats/ubers. battle cats, even though you may not be reading this, you were my childhood and a damn good one.
You forget about when you stop playing for like 3-7 years and lose your account
I remember when I beat bunbun after 5-ish continues and cli-one after 30 mins battling while being carried by mekako
Same I won chapter 3 and into the future chapter 1 moon it carried me as well mekako carried me a lot also megidora carried me through chapter 1 due to the boss being floating which I was gonna use a continue but I didn't need to I had 3 Uber's then
souptasta: 10/10 on valkyrie because he is pretty hot
me: it's nothing compare to Kai buncy animation
I personally am a mix between Uber carry and not Uber carry I use ubers but only 1-2 ubers at a time the rest of slots are rare, super rare, and non gacha cats
Edit:I do use Uber carry on hard levels or levels I get stuck on
Now, after uncanny legends... *sorrowful breathing* you have to do ZERO legends...
Forgot to mention the super late game of completing all 4 star legend stages which can be harder than uncanny stages and take twice the rng because of collab units and the proc rates needed to beat certain levels.
End me
Fun fact:Theres a copy of the battle Cats, that it's called the battle Bunny,on that Game, RNG it's obligatory if You want to win the Game
Conclusion : *CANCER, NO TREASURES OR SOMETHING WHO HELP YOU*
wtf. Are you the creator?
@@rodrigomatos7686 no, i only played that trash
@@rodrigomatos7686 el pedo es que el juego es terrible, y no, no soy el creador
"killing animals for entertainment" there're hundreds of games like that
Aku realms: wait there’s ones more- instead of normal enemies they’re blue enemies but slightly darker blue enemies with shields
3:10 my first true form was eraser cat, I almost cried tears of joy …until I played for three more stages and realized that it wasn’t going to matter since some bore in Mexico is going shred through them anyway…
the red bore isnt that much of a problem
theres a lot of anti red cats