I'm not sure he gives a shit about improving? He's been bad at... everything for years and years, so many sessions where he doesn't bother to learn anything at all to be better at what he does for a living.
@@Axzealot I mean, stupidity aside, he's just not funny. Ineptitude can be somewhat forgiven for the sake of entertainment, but he's just... not. He latches onto a stupid meme after it's already dead and repeats it incessantly until he finds his new meme.
Smarty is like a savant. Really dumb and then has one moment that makes you go "what the hell how did you.. what?" in pure amazement. And then he's back to smarty.
0:53 If we think about this, John could have moved right at super sonic speeds, all the way around the world until he made it in front of Chilled and therefore being on his left side. He moved right, he just moved a little too far right is all. You need to be specific Chilled.
Hey chilled, things are going great right now. I got accepted into college and I've saved up enough money to buy my first car! Thank you so much for all the great content over the years, it has seriously helped me get through some rough bumps and patches in my life. I don't want to make a sob story, I just want to emphasize the incredible impact your videos have on me, and all your other fans. Keep up the awesome work!
I'm pretty sure chilled keeps John for the fact him making mistakes (which is inevitable. No need to plan) will inevitably boost his stats from the 50 to 100 comments of people calling him an idiot or questioning his ability to survive Even works in videos where hes actually competent for once. Because then everyones suprised
I'm not even British (well, it's in my blood and I _can_ speak the accent if I want) and I kept replaying that part to try to hear the British. Still haven't lol.
@@thatskhada4248 nah, jiggles is pretty bad too, he has intelligence, but just doesnt use it sometimes, Example: taking the exact same shot in golf like 8 times before stopping, and it's more like he stops because he rages. Which in itself is annoying, seems his content is becoming just him screaming and raging, waste of talent
they didnt have *high* expectations.... they just expect after atleast a hundred hours of gameplay he'd know enough not to shoot straight up and onto himself.
@@juliandavidhoffer2022 No that's Tom. Smarty's role is that of the Wildcard: to bamboozle enemies with actions so profoundly stupid that they are thrown off their game.
How does John even have a UA-cam channel? Never seen one of his videos, don’t think I ever will. Props to him for keeping it up this long, at least he’s improved his shell shock skills lol
Another 1 yay I love this game so much I also love your videos I found out about you bc of miniladd in his shellshock live videos then I watched your vids and now I love all of you videos thanks for the great content chilled and also #John Is deaf
I'm looking foreward to the next vid, Chilled might finally have Radar unlocked. It's a fun one, just gotta remember that the scanning line goes clockwise from the top down. I'm still a level 88 and have already missed like 4 people since I didn't give it enough time to cycle around.
0:59 Only the Dutch will get this, but he sounds like whoever the other guy is with Andre van Duin in De Trouwzaal. Exactly at the "Dat zijn zij!" part. Ah, the memories.
I actually just noticed that, and I feel really bad for John if he saw it. He does constantly mess up, but I really feel bad for him. He is a really nice person, almost every comment on these videos are of people verbally attacking John. Criticizing is one thing, but doing that is just horrible.
Skyler Chambers I mean. He seems to let it slide right off. I don’t think he’s ever taken anything anyone says to him to heart, otherwise he would quit or at least try to improve, but since he’s doing neither he seems to not give a shit what anyone says about him.
Headshredder i hope he doesn’t give a shit, because the entire comment section is shit thrown at him. If that would be someone else there, they may actually break down.
@@juliandavidhoffer2022 I don't see how their sexuality or sex has anything to do with that comment. Calling them "three tryhards" would've worked better from what I can tell.
@@juliandavidhoffer2022 "three straight men" Maybe you were talking about shooting straight or something along those lines, but it sounds very clearly like you're talking about their sexuality. Also, it's "their" to refer to ownership. Like "That's their game".
Randy Kalff a straight man is a person who remains serious in a comedic group. Like Abbot and Costello. Generally Bud Abbot would play the straight man trying to accomplish a goal and make money or what have you, in contrast you have Lou Costello, he’s the comedic relief a stooge he is the foil to Abbot, in the same vain, chilled Ze and Galm are all trying to win while smarty fails and makes it harder for them providing comedic relief, it would be very boring to just see three people who play this game way too much play 4 games in ten minutes where they always win because chilled refuses to raise the health or wind to make the videos interesting to watch, that’s where smarty comes in. Also I disagree with you other point, I think the juxtaposition of “Three straight men” and “comedic relief” made it pretty apparent I wasn’t referring to there sexuality even if you weren’t familiar with the term. Either way, smarty is the only reason anyone actually watches derp crew videos whether or not they will admit it.
John having the attention span of a dog in a ball pit is a thing...... But can we talk about Ze Von Luck over here repeatedly turning his own Bouncy Ball into a soft,cuddly boomerang dodgeball that aims right back for his head and brings him to early grave? ....... Now,what would happen if we switched John's brain with a bouncy ball...... *FIGURE IT OUT NEXT TIME IN BOUNCY BALL Z!*
@@CaptainOfGames I'll have to agree with the hippo pun. People on the internet are rude and this is frankly the kindest you'll find. I've personally been called a demon before, so get used to it.
@@RandyKalff Being dropped as a child is a very real thing that affects the parents almost as much as the child. A parent reading this doesn't need to be reminded of the trauma they went through again.
@@CaptainOfGames If they want to avoid the comments, they should avoid the comment section. Just because someone somewhere could be offended, whether serious or not, doesn't mean someone else should censor themselves. Let the internet be the internet and adults act like adults.
Man everyone is so mean to John. It’s not like he has negative damage more than positive damage. Oh! oh oh! Not like he hasn’t hit a direct shot in about ever? He’s not thaaaat bad guys
At first I thought the comments about Smarty was too harsh, now I hope he reads this everyday beforr crying himself to sleep. He still would just say "my bad" and won't improve.
(Looks at the title) Smarty's the obvious choice. Logically this applies to Ze as well. And grammatically this could refer to Chilled. But if I know Chilly Willy, it's gotta be Smarty.
I love your shell shocked videos chilled! They are the best. And everyone is gonna bash on smarty (john) but not everyone is good at the game. Just have fun 😊
BRUH IT’S RIGHT THERE. **SEVEN** SPOTS AWAY. I AM MAD. Chilled’s rank as of now: under 10, 206. It’s freaking august right now, give me a break Anthony.
They seriously need to work on the term hostage cause last I checked a hostage isn’t someone suicidal in a tank that is going to blow themselves up to kill the enemy next to them
at around 10:30 Chilled said "I spent money on an armor and now I don't own it" or something like that, but I hope I heard incorrectly cause wtf, they didn't give him back the money for an unsuccessful bid? Then what about those two or three people who were going back and forth at the end? Absurd, I don't want to believe something like this can exist.
“What was your thought process?”
Bold to assume John thought this session.
I really hate it when Smarty says "I know I know" NO YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU KEEP MAKING THE SAME MISTAKE.
Said it before and I'll say it again: I sometimes wonder how John can play video games and breathe at the same time.
I'd use the word "playing" lightly.
@@mrschizo2837 And breathing heavy.
You mean how he attempts games?
He did pull a 200 dmg pyro without help so hes a wildcard
@@turtlewithasword42 John is a 80%(friendly fire)/20% (Actually doing something)
Every video with John it convinces me more he has learning difficulties and his playing with you is some make-a-wish thing
He's been paying his doctor to tell the Derp Crew he has six months to live for the last five years.
Harsh, but i really do wonder sometimes
As mean as that bit of lore sounds, it made snort my drink lol.
r/rareinsults
I don't know how but Smarty's stupidy constantly surprises me. It's been close to 10 years of watching Chilled and I'm still baffled.
Stupidity*
Guarantee he was fucking around on his phone and not paying attention... again
I'm not sure he gives a shit about improving? He's been bad at... everything for years and years, so many sessions where he doesn't bother to learn anything at all to be better at what he does for a living.
OrangeCrusader thats why i dont even bother subbing to him. I cant enjoy it when he’s constantly fucking himself or the team.
@@Axzealot I mean, stupidity aside, he's just not funny. Ineptitude can be somewhat forgiven for the sake of entertainment, but he's just... not. He latches onto a stupid meme after it's already dead and repeats it incessantly until he finds his new meme.
John's autopilot is -IQ, I swear. And I swear his autopilot is on no matter what. That camera turns on and poof.
The roles of these derps
Chilled: The Tactition
Galm: The Colonial
Ze: The Gunman
And John:...john
John: perma-noob. Forever noob.
Smarty is like a savant. Really dumb and then has one moment that makes you go "what the hell how did you.. what?" in pure amazement. And then he's back to smarty.
Honestly, I respect the derp crew for being able to handle John's stupidity
Chilled, on the off chance you read this, always shoot Riot 100 power -25 angle.
Chilled: "John go right, go right."
John : "OK going right."
( John moves left )
Chilled: * has a WTF moment
John: "Sorry my fault I wasnt listening."
I was going to comment on just how stupid John is, but like 50 people beat me to it.....
more'n that
every comment ive read now has shit on john, and most of it *is* deserved
:rofl:
Chilled: Move right
Chilled(thinking): Move away from me
Chilled(thinking): Do literally anything except move closer to me
John(thinking):
John: ua-cam.com/video/gsNaR6FRuO0/v-deo.html
0:53 If we think about this, John could have moved right at super sonic speeds, all the way around the world until he made it in front of Chilled and therefore being on his left side. He moved right, he just moved a little too far right is all. You need to be specific Chilled.
I'm surprised John hasn't drowned based on the amount of drool that must be coming out of his mouth.
Thats fucked
Ngl Chilled's Shellshock math is getting better and its impressive
You know, when I see John still alive and doing well, it gives me hope.
"John go right"
"My right or your right?"
This is the best "John, go right" comment so far. XD
John's incompetence infuriates me
Sean Bush then you are taking the video way too seriously. He’s been a lot more annoying than this in past videos.
Hey chilled, things are going great right now. I got accepted into college and I've saved up enough money to buy my first car! Thank you so much for all the great content over the years, it has seriously helped me get through some rough bumps and patches in my life. I don't want to make a sob story, I just want to emphasize the incredible impact your videos have on me, and all your other fans. Keep up the awesome work!
I'm pretty sure chilled keeps John for the fact him making mistakes (which is inevitable. No need to plan) will inevitably boost his stats from the 50 to 100 comments of people calling him an idiot or questioning his ability to survive
Even works in videos where hes actually competent for once. Because then everyones suprised
It's a genius business strategy only a true business major could come up with.
All I can say is that through half of this video, I was smiling because I got John's "I hate, I hate" reference. I'm not old!!
You got us Chilled... show us what’s in the script you wrote for John
John makes these videos interesting on purpose i swear
Never before have I been that emotionally invested in the ending of a shellshock match. Laughed my ass off at the end.
Ze: You guys have really good British accents!
Me, A British Man: say sike right now
I'm not even British (well, it's in my blood and I _can_ speak the accent if I want) and I kept replaying that part to try to hear the British.
Still haven't lol.
Can we admire the fact that in the last match John got positive, triple digit damage?
Higher than Chilled a at that
Classic shellshock. Smarty fucking up, Chilled having an ameurysm, Ze doing his own thing and shooting a bouncy ball, and Galm trying to win
John is so bad at games that he makes BigJigglyPanda look good
Kek, the mental image of Panda getting annoyed at someone for being so bad amuses me
At least jiggly's funny af and not retarded. I swear john makes me cringe every time they play with him
@@thatskhada4248 nah, jiggles is pretty bad too, he has intelligence, but just doesnt use it sometimes, Example: taking the exact same shot in golf like 8 times before stopping, and it's more like he stops because he rages. Which in itself is annoying, seems his content is becoming just him screaming and raging, waste of talent
John is the human equivalent of internet explorer
+600 likes to you, sir
Chilled:Go right!
John:Go right?
*Goes Left*
Again, why do they have high expectations on John for doing good in any game..?
they didnt have *high* expectations.... they just expect after atleast a hundred hours of gameplay he'd know enough not to shoot straight up and onto himself.
He did a 200dmg pyro last game so yeah
He’s the comedic relief.
@@jefficus_9351 That's still *waaaaaaaaaaaay* too much to expect from *Smarty.*
@@juliandavidhoffer2022 No that's Tom. Smarty's role is that of the Wildcard: to bamboozle enemies with actions so profoundly stupid that they are thrown off their game.
How does John even have a UA-cam channel? Never seen one of his videos, don’t think I ever will. Props to him for keeping it up this long, at least he’s improved his shell shock skills lol
CHILLED I LOVE YOUR CONTENT AND YOU KEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOOVEEE!!!
Another 1 yay I love this game so much I also love your videos I found out about you bc of miniladd in his shellshock live videos then I watched your vids and now I love all of you videos thanks for the great content chilled and also #John Is deaf
It seems the Bouncy ball has a new target.
I'm looking foreward to the next vid, Chilled might finally have Radar unlocked. It's a fun one, just gotta remember that the scanning line goes clockwise from the top down. I'm still a level 88 and have already missed like 4 people since I didn't give it enough time to cycle around.
It took me a while to get past the beginning of the video, brought me to tears from laughing so hard!
I don't think I can even get high enough to be as confused as john is when he is playing video games and talking
after this video im 90% sure john plays this game while high af
I haven't watched it yet, but I'm pretty sure this is your finest work Anthony.
You should ban John from his phone when recording with him.
I've had to do that to certain people before, because they just couldn't be bothered to pay attention to the game at hand.
0:59
Only the Dutch will get this, but he sounds like whoever the other guy is with Andre van Duin in De Trouwzaal.
Exactly at the "Dat zijn zij!" part.
Ah, the memories.
Literally Everyone : Roasts John like a Sunday turkey
Me: come on everyone makes mistakes ..... okay no wait John you wat. ARE YOU OKAY?
Ironically, John outdamaged Chilled in that last round.
Great content chilled, keep it up, much love, God bless
I don’t understand how John has played this game for this long and just fundamentally doesn’t understand how it works
17:16 - I was really disappointed in my team that round lol :D
*Looks at description*
The others:
Aphex
Ze
Galm
Oh you wish you had Aphex over John didn't you
Sebastian S. No. Aphex would intentionally shoot chilled and it wouldn’t be funny.
I prefer Aphex’s whiny voice over “I don’t know what I’m doing”
“I know I know”
“I forgot to fire”
“I’m sorry I won’t do it again.”
I actually just noticed that, and I feel really bad for John if he saw it. He does constantly mess up, but I really feel bad for him. He is a really nice person, almost every comment on these videos are of people verbally attacking John. Criticizing is one thing, but doing that is just horrible.
Skyler Chambers I mean. He seems to let it slide right off. I don’t think he’s ever taken anything anyone says to him to heart, otherwise he would quit or at least try to improve, but since he’s doing neither he seems to not give a shit what anyone says about him.
Headshredder i hope he doesn’t give a shit, because the entire comment section is shit thrown at him. If that would be someone else there, they may actually break down.
It's like they enjoy playing with John because he's a walking handicap.
Moonlit Slaughter he’s the comedic relief because they are three straight men.
@@juliandavidhoffer2022
I don't see how their sexuality or sex has anything to do with that comment.
Calling them "three tryhards" would've worked better from what I can tell.
Randy Kalff I didn’t mention there sexuality?
@@juliandavidhoffer2022
"three straight men"
Maybe you were talking about shooting straight or something along those lines, but it sounds very clearly like you're talking about their sexuality.
Also, it's "their" to refer to ownership.
Like "That's their game".
Randy Kalff a straight man is a person who remains serious in a comedic group. Like Abbot and Costello. Generally Bud Abbot would play the straight man trying to accomplish a goal and make money or what have you, in contrast you have Lou Costello, he’s the comedic relief a stooge he is the foil to Abbot, in the same vain, chilled Ze and Galm are all trying to win while smarty fails and makes it harder for them providing comedic relief, it would be very boring to just see three people who play this game way too much play 4 games in ten minutes where they always win because chilled refuses to raise the health or wind to make the videos interesting to watch, that’s where smarty comes in. Also I disagree with you other point, I think the juxtaposition of “Three straight men” and “comedic relief” made it pretty apparent I wasn’t referring to there sexuality even if you weren’t familiar with the term. Either way, smarty is the only reason anyone actually watches derp crew videos whether or not they will admit it.
Title should be renamed "If only JOHN had a (tank) brain...!"
John having the attention span of a dog in a ball pit is a thing......
But can we talk about Ze Von Luck over here repeatedly turning his own Bouncy Ball into a soft,cuddly boomerang dodgeball that aims right back for his head and brings him to early grave?
....... Now,what would happen if we switched John's brain with a bouncy ball......
*FIGURE IT OUT NEXT TIME IN BOUNCY BALL Z!*
"Smarty" doesn't know his right from his left. Shocker.
0:57 THIS is how I feel about the boneheaded shit my coworkers do on a daily basis 🤣
i've never been so stressed by a video
Smarty's failures are always entertaining, but I still don't get how they keep happening. Was he dropped as a child?
That´s not a very nice thing to say.
@@CaptainOfGames grow up
@@CaptainOfGames
I'll have to agree with the hippo pun.
People on the internet are rude and this is frankly the kindest you'll find.
I've personally been called a demon before, so get used to it.
@@RandyKalff Being dropped as a child is a very real thing that affects the parents almost as much as the child. A parent reading this doesn't need to be reminded of the trauma they went through again.
@@CaptainOfGames
If they want to avoid the comments, they should avoid the comment section.
Just because someone somewhere could be offended, whether serious or not, doesn't mean someone else should censor themselves.
Let the internet be the internet and adults act like adults.
What's worse than John screwing up is when he screws up and tries to recover with a joke.
If you think you are the stupidest people on earth. Don't worry, you just need to remember John.
Normally I feel the comments are being too harsh on John, but this was not his finest hour.
Man everyone is so mean to John. It’s not like he has negative damage more than positive damage. Oh! oh oh! Not like he hasn’t hit a direct shot in about ever? He’s not thaaaat bad guys
How come we no see Tom anymore ? 😭
At this rate, John wouldn't be allowed on my team
Atilla Da Pun Like most videos, they play for fun (id hope) and since John is their friend, they play with him for FUN in the game.
I was so shocked (apparently) that John did the 3D bomb right that I actually choked on my water. Nearly died. Throat hurts now. Good times.
chilled says right 7 times, and john still goes left ahahah :D john truly didnt listen :D
John and Apex (mainly John) are the two that have the hardest time doing Intellectual things in games huh
"I hate, I hate, I HATE PETER PAN!" - Hook
Honestly at this point I'm sure it's okay to say that John has to be joking
good old john, the morron we all need
At first I thought the comments about Smarty was too harsh, now I hope he reads this everyday beforr crying himself to sleep.
He still would just say "my bad" and won't improve.
(Looks at the title)
Smarty's the obvious choice. Logically this applies to Ze as well. And grammatically this could refer to Chilled.
But if I know Chilly Willy, it's gotta be Smarty.
You guys should try Scorched 3D.
Take a shot of alcohol everytime someone says "John" in this video! You won't be sober, lol!
You won't be alive.
John is so funny and inept.
John went stage right boys
0:57 alternate version of the King Crimson meme.
Is it me or does the chilled chaos shirt look better then the champion long sleeve shirt?
Ze deaf as hell
You: GO RIGHT
Him: turns 180 degrees
Ahhhh, good ol johnny page
Love we all come here to watch chilled and fill his comments section all about John
Sorry chilly it's just to frustrating for us to watch
Smarty is such a frustrating person sometimes
15 seconds in and we have already declared John’s death. Ah yes, just another regular day in ShellShock. *leans back and sips hot chocolate*
Hot chocolate?
Are you Australian?
Randy Kalff I’m not brave enough to be Australian. But my AC makes the room feel like end of autumn, beginning of winter. =w=
@@remiliascarletdevil8198
If only I had that a couple days ago.
It was 34 Celsius in my room, sitting in the sun.
And that for two days straight.
Randy Kalff Rest in pieces my dear.
How does John play so much of this game with Chilled and still REGULARLY fucks up.
Does john even know his left n rights? lmao
John makes me rage so hard. And I'm not even playing
0:27 MY POWER! IS! MAXIMUM!!!!!
I love your shell shocked videos chilled! They are the best. And everyone is gonna bash on smarty (john) but not everyone is good at the game. Just have fun 😊
I'm so glad John isn't in the army...
BRUH IT’S RIGHT THERE. **SEVEN** SPOTS AWAY. I AM MAD.
Chilled’s rank as of now: under 10, 206.
It’s freaking august right now, give me a break Anthony.
2:40 chilled does the least damage, even less than John
How does john succeed in living lol.
so close to that radar
They seriously need to work on the term hostage cause last I checked a hostage isn’t someone suicidal in a tank that is going to blow themselves up to kill the enemy next to them
It is holding someone with the threat of that someone being harmed if the perpetrator is accosted, though.
These were some great shellshock matches
at around 10:30 Chilled said "I spent money on an armor and now I don't own it" or something like that, but I hope I heard incorrectly cause wtf, they didn't give him back the money for an unsuccessful bid? Then what about those two or three people who were going back and forth at the end? Absurd, I don't want to believe something like this can exist.
Anyone else keep getting that Be Magnetic scam ad?
Again, I ask, why is John referred to as "Smarty?"
you must be new here
Ironic, isn't it?
why doesnt chilled have the check mark on youtube ?
They refuse to take him crious
Chilled can't be too mad at John for the first round when John got more damage than him.
If i ever had a teammate like John, i wouldnt be able to resist killing him to satisfy my anguish at his lack of attention to the game
I would be able to resist the urge, but choose not to.
14:30