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  • @arcticbanana66
    @arcticbanana66 5 років тому +1935

    The Imperial Guard. In a universe where everything else is a genetically modified supersoldier, highly advanced alien with technology indistinguishable from magic, literal hellspawn, or intergalactic eating machine, these guys take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and _balls of steel._

    • @imperatorvult
      @imperatorvult 5 років тому +210

      and sometimes, *they win.*

    • @Beanie28
      @Beanie28 4 роки тому +76

      And baneblades

    • @dreadedpixel9022
      @dreadedpixel9022 4 роки тому +55

      All of which are standard issue

    • @0er069
      @0er069 4 роки тому +96

      That's what I love about them,. There average, normal human beings facing off against the horrors of the universe. And that to me is awesome.

    • @chakatBombshell
      @chakatBombshell 4 роки тому +75

      @@imperatorvult Most of the time they win actually. XD The guard are actually the truth strength of the empire that wins wars.

  • @Goodroosters
    @Goodroosters 9 років тому +4522

    Imperial Guardsmen don't die, we just go to hell to regroup.

    • @dreconit6156
      @dreconit6156 8 років тому +336

      +Casual Arsonist REGROUP MEN!!! Now how do we get out of here?

    • @igormichalak8600
      @igormichalak8600 8 років тому +61

      +Casual Arsonist haha thys is ur idea or movie/game :D ? awesome !

    • @SlendHQ
      @SlendHQ 8 років тому +87

      +Dreconit Maybe go through that portal. Looks chaotic over there though.

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 8 років тому +173

      Fighting through the Eye of Terror? KEEP FIGHTING!

    • @85cadian
      @85cadian 8 років тому +85

      +marek michalak I think spanish paratrooper units have a similar motto. something like:
      - Paratroopers never die, we just regroup in heaven (los paracaidistas nunca mueren, solo nos reunimos en el cielo).
      But i don't know if they only ones that use that kind of phrase.

  • @BerndLauertYT
    @BerndLauertYT 9 років тому +3615

    survives 19 hours at the front line... SENIOR VETERAN!

    • @Gamefacts123
      @Gamefacts123 8 років тому +67

      +Mr. Skeltal so true

    • @TrueScottsmen
      @TrueScottsmen 8 років тому +107

      +Mr. Skeltal more like1 hour

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 8 років тому +201

      +Evan Michael Sutka To be honest the average survival time of a guardsman is 15 hours post deployment...

    • @TrueScottsmen
      @TrueScottsmen 8 років тому +140

      dang consider what they are fighting that is kind of surprising

    • @CrazyGunMan100
      @CrazyGunMan100 8 років тому +130

      Evan Michael Sutka It is the average and there are a LOT of guardsmen, think of it like "for every guardsman deployed 600000 die some time in the first day, the rest survive much longer and even out the time to 15 hours.

  • @SultanOfAwesomeness
    @SultanOfAwesomeness 8 років тому +2237

    Let it be known that Cadia broke before the Guard did!

  • @commandertoastcz6256
    @commandertoastcz6256 Рік тому +488

    One Guardsman is far from enough.
    *But a Guardsman is never alone.*

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 Рік тому +33

      For every one of us who falls, ANOTHER TEN RISE UP TO TAKE THEIR PLACE!
      *AND A HUNDRED MORE FOR EACH OF THEM!!!*

    • @warbozz1232
      @warbozz1232 Рік тому +15

      ​@@Peter_Turbo4 STRIKE ME DOWN MONSTER,FOR I AM THE HARBINGER

    • @theotv5522
      @theotv5522 Рік тому +2

      Tyranids: Yum

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +9

      @@theotv5522 Ask Leviathan how that worked out for them. The GUARD...with literally no one else helping them stopped Leviathan in it's tracks. When the Space Marines showed up Leviathan was pushed off course and had to go in another direction to find biomass to make up it's losses.

  • @abeherbert6603
    @abeherbert6603 9 років тому +3472

    How to play Imperial Guard in Dawn of War:
    1) Get the Baneblade

    • @partytor11
      @partytor11 9 років тому +294

      Kommandant Kittenstomper inb4 someone manages to lose an entire company of 100 baneblades.

    • @matematulji
      @matematulji 9 років тому +20

      Agreed

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 9 років тому +164

      I blame the blood ravens on that one...

    • @galis4383
      @galis4383 9 років тому +159

      Kommandant Kittenstomper How to play Guard:
      1) Call in Space Marines

    • @caelb9764
      @caelb9764 9 років тому +62

      Kittenstomper I was actually just playing the Apocalypse mod. I had 7 titans and 15 stormhammers ;)

  • @Resentius
    @Resentius 8 років тому +1698

    "Screw this! I wanna liiiiiii..."
    *Commissar's Bolter pistol clicks*
    "I mean, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"

    • @yapper6907
      @yapper6907 8 років тому +1

      Kappa

    • @Resentius
      @Resentius 8 років тому +3

      A Name kappa420harambe

    • @chrishansen4541
      @chrishansen4541 8 років тому +54

      "Commissar's Bolter pistol clicks" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @wibble2482
      @wibble2482 8 років тому +19

      Fear me but follow!

    • @IcarusSaint
      @IcarusSaint 8 років тому +8

      TheNerdLord their is no greater honor then to die in the emperor's name!

  • @helpmereach690subscribers3
    @helpmereach690subscribers3 5 років тому +921

    Teacher: where’s holy terra?
    Me: *points to star on the galactic map*
    Teacher: and where is Cadia?
    Me: *sets hand on heart* “here.”

  • @adeptusastartes1392
    @adeptusastartes1392 9 років тому +933

    Join Imperial Guard They say: Explore new worlds, meet new lifeforms they said

    • @TwinPeaky
      @TwinPeaky 9 років тому +136

      Kill new lifeforms more likely lol

    • @ServantOfOdin
      @ServantOfOdin 9 років тому +50

      +ThisIsCertainlyNotMyName Meet is quite matching... Meet them right between the eyes.... ;)

    • @TwinPeaky
      @TwinPeaky 9 років тому +5

      Hahaha true that!

    • @nildzrecastellanos
      @nildzrecastellanos 9 років тому +7

      +ThisIsCertainlyNotMyName or be killed by new lifeforms xD

    • @TwinPeaky
      @TwinPeaky 9 років тому +13

      Heresy!

  • @vulkantheprimarch8905
    @vulkantheprimarch8905 8 років тому +650

    Cadia Stands.
    Let it be remembered that the planet broke before the Guard did.
    Ave Imperator.

    • @vodamiinurl1337
      @vodamiinurl1337 6 років тому +8

      I heard that the Guard fired upon the heretics from the debris field.

    • @datdabdoe1417
      @datdabdoe1417 6 років тому +15

      @@vodamiinurl1337 Wrong, They Fired on heretics from INSIDE the eye of terror.

    • @Sigmar_Heldenhammer
      @Sigmar_Heldenhammer 5 років тому +8

      VULCAN LIVES!!! *STOMP, STOMP*

    • @Peter_Turbo4
      @Peter_Turbo4 5 років тому +8

      >implying The Guard broke at all

    • @saudade7842
      @saudade7842 5 років тому +1

      AVE IMPERATOR!

  • @DTSephiroth
    @DTSephiroth 10 років тому +1860

    Baneblade: For when you're finally sick of holding the line.

    • @moribell1083
      @moribell1083 10 років тому +176

      More like when you want to move the line.

    • @beargrizzly4138
      @beargrizzly4138 10 років тому +255

      The baneblade is the line

    • @kudatamenda285
      @kudatamenda285 10 років тому +48

      Bear Grizzly
      Actually some Basilisks, guardsmen with 'nade launchers and few Russes would perfectly hold the line... for only 5 minutes.... Sad but true.

    • @beargrizzly4138
      @beargrizzly4138 10 років тому +8

      Aragaj Młot Wpierdolu haha, guard are sooo bad it makes them good

    • @KeithJones82
      @KeithJones82 10 років тому +76

      More like-Baneblade: Fuck their line.

  • @PelinalWhitestrake36
    @PelinalWhitestrake36 6 років тому +2538

    "The Clone Army from Star Wars are expandable"
    *Laughs in high gothic

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 5 років тому +150

      to be fair there child solders so that gives ya some grimdark points

    • @georgeryan8267
      @georgeryan8267 5 років тому +129

      @@sophiehatter3111 well Marines are initiated when there kids
      And of course it wouldn't be 40k if many didn't die in the process of becoming a Marine

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 5 років тому +28

      @@georgeryan8267 true but is there a possibility that if those marines die or arnt perfect that they became paste for there brothers?

    • @sophiehatter3111
      @sophiehatter3111 5 років тому +16

      @@georgeryan8267 then again its possible that isnt cannon anymore but if were honest who needs cannon

    • @georgeryan8267
      @georgeryan8267 5 років тому +30

      @@sophiehatter3111 Its still canon
      Some people like Luthor got implants to make them like space Marines but not as good

  • @giantflyinghog3550
    @giantflyinghog3550 8 років тому +2117

    You know, the Imperial Guard get a lot of shit for being weak and being cowards, but when you consider what they are up against, they are pretty damn badass.

    • @RivenMain69
      @RivenMain69 8 років тому +257

      +GiantFlyingHog They fight the same fights as space marines without the protection and weaker weapons, so yeah I'd agree they're bad asses.

    • @Shinzon51
      @Shinzon51 8 років тому +157

      ADAMANTIUM GRADE BALLS OF STEEL.

    • @Fenn899
      @Fenn899 5 років тому +117

      Plus if they survive long enough they become even more badass. See The All Guardsman Party.

    • @myriad9597
      @myriad9597 5 років тому +31

      @@Shinzon51 no its *GREAT ADMANTIUM BOLLOCKS*

    • @raziel6304
      @raziel6304 5 років тому +41

      COWARDS!!!!? Who the fuck said that???

  • @thehappy_spearman1389
    @thehappy_spearman1389 Рік тому +59

    13 year old me used to think this was the coolest video on the Internet after I started to get into Warhammer, it's solely because of this video I collect Guard lmao.

    • @Dr.Heimskr
      @Dr.Heimskr Рік тому +9

      Same XD. even though I'm not that into 40k anymore I rediscovered this video and loved it haha

    • @felixsonntag465
      @felixsonntag465 14 днів тому

      Gj m8. Frank the 101th gurardsman of cadia would be proud to be Ur inspartion. Sieg. Krieg. Sieg Krieg. Sieg Krieg. 🎉😂😂😂😂😂
      Referenting Inquisitor Krieg at this Point U Lil small lore brains)

  • @randomtechpriest8460
    @randomtechpriest8460 8 років тому +773

    Quit breaking the Leman Russ's, those things are damn hard to repair!

    • @jooasalmi730
      @jooasalmi730 8 років тому +71

      Random Techpriest
      NEVER !!!

    • @rogaldorn3525
      @rogaldorn3525 8 років тому +17

      +banana man No he is right it is Leman Russ.

    • @josephstalin6549
      @josephstalin6549 8 років тому +18

      So there's this warhound Titan I've been having issueds with, mind if you help me?

    • @randomtechpriest8460
      @randomtechpriest8460 8 років тому +42

      These repairs may require some time!

    • @Nestmind
      @Nestmind 8 років тому +14

      I think is worst to lose 100 Baneblade

  • @AtholAnderson
    @AtholAnderson 8 років тому +616

    I am one man,
    But I stand among numbers uncounted.
    My body may break,
    But two will take my place if I fall.
    My enemies are Legion,
    But I will not yield.
    I face the horrors of the Warp,
    But I will not fail.
    I am an Imperial Guardsman, I am the Hammer of the Imperium;
    AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY LAST BREATH!

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 8 років тому +18

      Nice sentiment, but statistically you'll probably die to a team killing fucktard. Really it's just a question of whether it'll be Commissar, artillery, or Inquistion

    • @AtholAnderson
      @AtholAnderson 8 років тому +25

      PikachuLittle
      Or Commissariat artillery under the orders of the Inquisition.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 8 років тому +10

      +AtholAnderson all I'm saying is that when 40% of your battlefield casualties are from friendly fire you have a problem

    • @lostclan5830
      @lostclan5830 8 років тому +1

      AtholAnderson fuck ya

    • @xXDonTdODRugZXx
      @xXDonTdODRugZXx 8 років тому +6

      Team killing fucktard.... Where have I heard that sentence before...
      Fellow RvB fan, is that you?

  • @KageKrigeren
    @KageKrigeren 11 років тому +543

    Commissar: "If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line."

    • @Dan-hu7fi
      @Dan-hu7fi 7 років тому +17

      Kage Krigeren that wont happen for the kriegsmen

    • @billylukito5522
      @billylukito5522 5 років тому +8

      @@Dan-hu7fi and Catachan guerrilas

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 5 років тому +12

      Your average Catachan guardsman: "Tell that to my face, punk!"

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 5 років тому +3

      "Fear ensure loyalty! Where do you need me?

    • @gabrielrex
      @gabrielrex 4 роки тому +3

      "I stand ready to serve the emperor!"

  • @Galaar8934
    @Galaar8934 11 років тому +388

    "What I cannot crush with words, I will crush with the treads of the Imperial Guard!"
    Soloar Macharius

    • @AmberlyVeil
      @AmberlyVeil 11 років тому +4

      ...What? Creed didn't even say that. Solar Macharius did.

    • @Galaar8934
      @Galaar8934 11 років тому +3

      AmberlyVeil My bad, thanks for the correction.

    • @TheKatamariguy
      @TheKatamariguy 10 років тому +9

      "What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes Legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? Not at all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all!"

    • @PhoenixT70
      @PhoenixT70 5 місяців тому

      “Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.”
      - Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Armored Regiment, Death Korps of Krieg

  • @leegoodwin4720
    @leegoodwin4720 8 років тому +180

    All Imperial Guardsmen come with Standard Issue Balls of Plasteel

    • @guyperson754
      @guyperson754 6 років тому +14

      Lee Goodwin
      Correction.
      The Adeptus Mechanicus supplies them with Mars Pattern brass plated adamantine balls.

  • @DavianWimW0tsD1S
    @DavianWimW0tsD1S 8 років тому +830

    I am a Guardsman i am marching on!
    I am expendable and this is my song!
    My faith is steel and my heart shall be strong!
    I am expendable and this is my song!

  • @TheHalcyonTwilight
    @TheHalcyonTwilight 10 років тому +2087

    Too weak to bear the firepower an Astartes can. Too poorly-armoured to weather fire the fire an Astartes can. Too slow, inaccurate and feeble to match an Astartes in lethality.
    But the Guard are many. Their Lasguns will bring you down like a swarm of wasps. Their tanks will roll over any opposition like an iron fist, and their artillery will have the enemy cowering in their foxholes, praying to their heathen Gods.
    The Astartes can steal the glory in their last-minute attacks all they want. It's the Guard who do the real work.

    • @Kayriel
      @Kayriel 6 років тому +205

      Even if a single Astartes is worth 100 Guardsmen... so what? All the Astartes in the galaxy couldn't bring down the Imperial Guard. There might be all of only 10 million space marines in the Imperium. The Imperial Guard has lost that many soldiers in one fight that they've still won and barely batted an eyelash. They number in the trillions.

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 років тому +118

      The leman russ is the best tank in the fluff and tabletop. I love watching space marine players eyes bulge when i field a company of executioners, 3 shot plasma that doesnt overheat? Yes please, punishers and exterminators for the dakka, and when land raiders are afoot, vanquishers. Long live the Astra Militarum.

    • @Fartuess
      @Fartuess 6 років тому +56

      There are many guardsmen that are worth way more than 1/100 of Astartes. Many are more capable than people Astartes chose to be their neophytes.

    • @stschannel5215
      @stschannel5215 6 років тому +30

      You say wrong, there are only about one million spacemarines in Imperium)))
      Aaaaaand, yes, in Empire of man hundreds of millions guardmens)

    • @michaelmantanona3760
      @michaelmantanona3760 6 років тому +40

      @@Kayriel AND Space Marines take time to recruit and train while Imperial Guard just give any man or woman a rifle and tell them what to shoot.

  • @xXDonTdODRugZXx
    @xXDonTdODRugZXx 8 років тому +1528

    Imagine if the Imperial Guard could use Webway Gates...
    Instead of having to be transported by ship, they can just pour themselves on the battlefield. The whole company wiped out? Send in 10 more. Jesus christ, they'd be invincible.

    • @CZProtton
      @CZProtton 8 років тому +271

      +Bilbo Baggins Not invincible, unbeatable. Invincible would mean unkillable. And they are a lot of things but that is not it :D
      And a fact: The Emperor was working on an acess to the Eldar Webway when the Horus Heresy started and Magnus the Red (primarch of the Thousand Sons) destroyed his whole work by accident. There is an access to the Eldar Webway in the Imperial Palace, held shut by the Emperor from the Golden Throne and guarded by an elite company of the Adeptus Custodes and Grey Knights, since Magnus the Red fucked the webway up and now it is filled with demons.

    • @xXDonTdODRugZXx
      @xXDonTdODRugZXx 8 років тому +98

      CZProtton Aren't the Custodes Super Space Marines times ten? Only a hundred of them defeated millions of Orks with only one to two casualties! And aren't Grey Knights elite Space Marines who also are super-psykers with the Emperors own geneseed? You'd think that a couple of Daemons would be no problem to them.
      But yes. The Imperial Guards only weakness is limited transport. They can only carry as many as their ships allow them. With webways they would be damn unbeatable.

    • @CZProtton
      @CZProtton 8 років тому +58

      Bilbo Baggins Yes and no. They are super space marines, but not that good. Not even 100 titans could do that, probably... well... maybe 100 titans could. Not 100 custodes. And you underestimate the power of demons. Gray knights are specialists at dealing with them and still have a bad time fighting one.

    • @xXDonTdODRugZXx
      @xXDonTdODRugZXx 8 років тому +29

      CZProtton What of Kaldor Draigo? He massacres Deamons on a daily basis

    • @CZProtton
      @CZProtton 8 років тому +44

      Bilbo Baggins He is kind of a beast, one of a kind kind of guy. But we have demons, especialy the higher ones, that gave a lot of trouble even to primarchs. Sanguinius had a lot of trouble with a bloodthirster of Khorne and he was one of The Dauntless Few, so one of the most powerfull primarchs. Deamons are no joke in the WH40k. Kaldor Draigo killed them since he knew nearly all of their names which meant he could make them dance waltz if he wanted to.

  • @MrEarlSwift
    @MrEarlSwift 10 років тому +371

    life of a baddass guardsman that survives:
    was sent into battle at the rear end of the line, the enemy ran out of men before he got to the front.

    • @gokuss40s
      @gokuss40s 10 років тому +13

      also the river of blood drown a few enemies

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 10 років тому +47

      Promoted to veteran sergeant and assigned to regimental command.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 років тому +2

      Steve Son Became a champion of Khrone.

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 9 років тому +1

      Frank G Nah, Champion of Malal

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 9 років тому +2

      Brendan Thomas Most servants of the Imperium have heard of Khrone, Slaneesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch at one point on another. Malal, on the other hand, is only worshipped by a handful of space marines. Of course he would become a champion of Khrone.

  • @electroeel148
    @electroeel148 6 років тому +80

    SW: "The Clone Army is the most expendable Army!"
    WH: "Hold my beer."

    • @justkrieger8850
      @justkrieger8850 3 роки тому +3

      No...hold MY beer we are more expandable then the fucking guardsmen

    • @necrosis7525
      @necrosis7525 3 роки тому

      Cultists: Pfft

    • @jrex0522
      @jrex0522 3 роки тому +1

      @@justkrieger8850 yet your one of the most effective and popular. Take more pride in yourself kriegsman, your an imperial guardsman like myself and countless others! Show your pride to be serving the emperor, you and all guardsman have held the line for 10,000 years! Against the worst this galaxy has to throw at it, against ourselves, against xenos, unflinching and uncompromising! Do you wish to honor the emperor or do you wish to weaken his name!
      Sincerely ~ an imperial guardsman

  • @zacky1010
    @zacky1010 5 років тому +67

    I am a Guardsman and I'm marching on,
    Leman Russes roll behind playing my song!
    With balls of steel and my lasgun on,
    I hold the line so bring it on!

  • @jasperhunt596
    @jasperhunt596 2 роки тому +100

    The space marines feel no fear, but the gaurd does, and they've held the line for 10,000 years.

  • @kodan7879
    @kodan7879 8 років тому +208

    KARSKIN SQUAD READY FO' WAR!

    • @Dimovuha222
      @Dimovuha222 8 років тому +14

      STOP FOR NO ONE

    • @Adam-yw1dr
      @Adam-yw1dr 8 років тому +12

      if in doubt throw more men at it!

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 8 років тому +12

      Remember lads! Just like we did on Sepris Prime!

    • @theshinygoldenemperor2422
      @theshinygoldenemperor2422 8 років тому +2

      Forwards, humble servants!

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 8 років тому +7

      ***** FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAAAAAAAAAN!!!! STOP FOR NO ONE!!

  • @Rianthewatcher
    @Rianthewatcher  10 років тому +1749

    1M hits, Praise the Emperor and the Imperium of Man :-)

    • @innocuousduck9494
      @innocuousduck9494 10 років тому +13

      can i get the name of the song so i can. "buy" it.

    • @jakebailey1636
      @jakebailey1636 10 років тому +3

      connar broomhall Site's in the description, you can get the song there I believe

    • @feral_7706
      @feral_7706 10 років тому +3

      Varro Sicarius nice name- couldn't decide between Varro Tigurius and Cato Sicarius?

    • @jakebailey1636
      @jakebailey1636 10 років тому +2

      Absolutely FERAL I could not indeed! XD

    • @feral_7706
      @feral_7706 10 років тому

      Varro Sicarius lol

  • @Zamorakphat
    @Zamorakphat 11 місяців тому +7

    This is now going to become my Helldivers 2 theme. Haven't heard this song in years.

    • @Dillpickle1997
      @Dillpickle1997 10 місяців тому +2

      On God that's what made me look this up after several years

  • @PandaWolf525
    @PandaWolf525 5 років тому +268

    Of everything in the 40k universe. Astarties, Tau, Tyranids, Elder, Orks, Chaos.
    The real Badasses are the Imperial Guard. For we are but simple humans. A Farmer, a Shopkeeper, a Factory Worker. We are Fathers, Sons, and Brothers. We are nothing more than mere humans fighting against the tides of Chaos and Xenos over and over again.
    If you can’t think of anything more badass then the soldier that is fighting for his people and family. Then what is there. For we are nothing but humans. Standing strong and proud against those that would seek to destroy us, humiliate us, and yet we continue fighting for we know that even if we die. That not only will the Imperium. But Humanity as a whole will continue in our struggle against a Galaxy that wants us dead.
    For the Imperium!
    For the Emperor!
    For Humanity!

    • @justkrieger8850
      @justkrieger8850 3 роки тому +1

      And what about us you jerk?

    • @gabrielbarros7956
      @gabrielbarros7956 3 роки тому +1

      @@justkrieger8850 The kriegsman are badasses too

    • @justkrieger8850
      @justkrieger8850 3 роки тому +1

      @@gabrielbarros7956 yey

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 3 роки тому +2

      @@justkrieger8850 why does every Krueger act like they are special. You do you duty for the Emperor like the rust of us Imperial Guard. Your just one regiment. I’m a Tallarn fan boy myself and have been irrelevant much longer than you boys so relax. When I say Imperial Guard I mean the entirety of the Guard. Not just a select few.
      New get back in line brother. We have Orks to smash. You have my Saber.

    • @HerrstraussShitpost
      @HerrstraussShitpost 3 роки тому +1

      fear no brother,the emperor protects

  • @Xaxp
    @Xaxp 5 років тому +36

    A guardsman's standard issue kit:
    Flashlight
    Toothbrush
    Tissue paper for Armor
    and Standard Issue BALLS O' STEEL!!!

    • @damionord1917
      @damionord1917 5 років тому +2

      Guardsman, your armour is known to repel every xeno melee weapon.

  • @Galactrix_1
    @Galactrix_1 9 років тому +207

    The Emperor protects

    • @epgbros
      @epgbros 8 років тому +13

      ... But having a charged flashlight helps.

    • @tefras14
      @tefras14 8 років тому +1

      Having a bunch of Space Marines inbound helps even more. As long as they don't get lost in the warp that is

    • @axelba1793
      @axelba1793 8 років тому +1

      A exterminatus is even safer

    • @ДимитърКръстев-е8я
      @ДимитърКръстев-е8я 8 років тому

      +Axel Ba if u are not standing on the targeted planet yes, it does.

    • @nobodyman8661
      @nobodyman8661 8 років тому +1

      But having a loaded bolter doesn't hurt, either.

  • @zachscarbrough2727
    @zachscarbrough2727 10 років тому +509

    DRIVE THE BANEBLADE CLOSER! I WANT TO STAB THE ENEMY WITH MY SWORD!

    • @littleJoePatton
      @littleJoePatton 9 років тому +40

      Zach Scarbrough I want a gun that fires off swords that Explode

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 років тому +4

      +littleJoePatton Not better power fists? :D

    • @nightofraven
      @nightofraven 9 років тому +10

      +littleJoePatton i want a gun that fires off tank

    • @alekjanowski9847
      @alekjanowski9847 9 років тому +1

      shadowolf
      Ask Boreale... His bolt pistol fires Land Raiders against infiantry and Baneblades against tanks XD

    • @ValkyrieQueenInori
      @ValkyrieQueenInori 9 років тому +5

      I have a shirt that says that haha

  • @Xaxp
    @Xaxp 6 років тому +96

    This makes me proud that I somehow found a way to build an Imperial Guardsman in Fallout NV almost by accident. I just happened to notice I had combat armor and Boone's Beret, and was currently carrying a Laser Rifle and Combat Knife as my only weapons.
    Also I had a Luck score of 10, which would explain why there was only one guardsman XD

    • @trenchcoatbandit
      @trenchcoatbandit 3 роки тому +12

      sly morbo play through

    • @dd11111
      @dd11111 2 роки тому +7

      I bought the NCR veteran ranger model for wasteland warfare.
      Now he blows the heads off of a different kind of "Legion" as an honorary and quite convincing Vindicare assassin.

  • @f.powell8724
    @f.powell8724 5 років тому +32

    “Quantity is a quality all of its own”
    -Astra militarum

  • @Rianthewatcher
    @Rianthewatcher  7 років тому +38

    2 M hits ! Glory to the Guard, the true shield of the Imperium of Man.

  • @Logicalspy
    @Logicalspy 11 років тому +73

    This worked so well. 10/10

  • @sirpieman300
    @sirpieman300 3 роки тому +18

    "whoever looks down upon the humble lasgun has never had to charge through a field of a thousand of them"
    - some imperial guard commander probably

    • @TyrantToppat
      @TyrantToppat 2 роки тому +1

      Found the quote.
      "He who doubts the strength of a lasgun has never ran through a feild of a thousand of them."

  • @jundef746
    @jundef746 8 років тому +244

    The real question: The Imperial Guard VS Starship Troopers.

    • @macro4012
      @macro4012 8 років тому +125

      Baneblade

    • @Dimovuha222
      @Dimovuha222 8 років тому +53

      Starship troopers from movie or book? Cause Imperial Guard > Movie starship troopers, but i dont know about book.

    • @juliaswallow8637
      @juliaswallow8637 8 років тому +49

      dmvh222 at book they had exoskeleton that protect them like powerarmor of spacemarines, they can jump realy high, fly, they have massive weapon loads including nuclear rockets...

    • @rlburton
      @rlburton 8 років тому +25

      "Gorilla suits", one marine could take down 10,000 xeno-bugs easy. Astartis marines MAYBE would equal the book ST.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle 8 років тому +4

      +FuckMotheringVampire like the Imperial Navy ever does anything. If anything they seem to go out of their way to avoid work

  • @blaster23456
    @blaster23456 10 років тому +977

    The Life of a Guardsmen in 2 sentences.
    Once there was a young Guardsmen. He was sent into battle and died instantly.
    The end.

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 10 років тому +191

      Life of a supreme badass Guardsman:
      Sent into first battle. He wasn't killed.
      PROMOTED TO VETERAN SERGEANT.

    • @gokuss40s
      @gokuss40s 10 років тому +97

      Steve Son Died in second battle

    • @Ayahuasca98
      @Ayahuasca98 10 років тому +36

      Life of a dark eldar in 2 sentences.
      Kills an enemy, dismembers the corpse mutilates it and burns it. Rinse and repeat.

    • @crazy4sian
      @crazy4sian 10 років тому +8

      spooky pumpkins Well, less killing and more capturing and torturing.

    • @Ayahuasca98
      @Ayahuasca98 10 років тому +1

      I'm so glad I play dark eldar

  • @robertbrown3064
    @robertbrown3064 3 роки тому +41

    Ironic that Patton believed in reincarnation, which exists in 40k.
    "All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."
    One could easily imagine the soul of General George S. Patton, "Old Blood and Guts" himself, reincarnating in the form of an Imperial Guard general, tens of thousands of years later.

    • @TsukimuraMidori
      @TsukimuraMidori Рік тому +6

      Who do you think Commisar Yarrick is?

    • @Dap1ssmonk
      @Dap1ssmonk Рік тому +3

      @@TsukimuraMidoriI always assumed it was lord militant creed.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +3

      @@Dap1ssmonk Creed is known for his love of tank maneuvers and heavy artillery...which is what Patton is known for.

    • @Legitpenguins99
      @Legitpenguins99 11 місяців тому +2

      @Nempo13 so semi-canonically Patton is in Trazyns Vault? Coool

  • @toastman321lol9
    @toastman321lol9 8 років тому +107

    Inquisition approved song

  • @a199719971997
    @a199719971997 10 років тому +62

    You know, there are a lot of people out there that say "Warhammer is just a bunch of big guns. It is what the writers could think was the most overpowered was at the time and blah, blah, blah." While Warhammer is extremely powerful, it isn't over powered... The reason i say that is for one reason. The enemies the Imperium faces are just as powerful if not more powerful so you cant say they are overpowered when in their own universe, they are evenly matched. They are just overpowered when they go up against your puny Spartans or Jedi's.

    • @domonkosnagy-herczeg876
      @domonkosnagy-herczeg876 10 років тому

      Jedi's would kick the asses of the shitty-mitty space marines
      Why? Cuz lihtsaber can cut chainsword and can proteckt aganist bolters

    • @alexanderstanfield5845
      @alexanderstanfield5845 10 років тому +18

      Domonkos Nagy but if an ork belives his choppa' "will cut da humies sparkly sword" then it will

    • @a199719971997
      @a199719971997 10 років тому +10

      Domonkos Nagy "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"= Dead Jedi

    • @abaddou1
      @abaddou1 10 років тому +7

      Domonkos Nagy Oh yeah? Try to block a plasma gun shot with your flashlight see what happens.

    • @a199719971997
      @a199719971997 10 років тому +11

      abaddou1 Also, you can't forget that Bolter shots explode on impact and are also rocket propelled. So imagine trying to block a hundred, rapid-fire, rocket propelled, slugs that explode once tempered with. Even if the Jedi could manage to deflect them all, his Lightsabre would set off the explosion.

  • @jesse3086
    @jesse3086 2 роки тому +19

    every year this song gets better. Remember what the xenos want to take from you

  • @TurboTwinky28
    @TurboTwinky28 2 роки тому +13

    Welcome to Cadia, we have frigid winters and temperate summers.
    But fall? no, no Cadia doesn't have that and Abaddon won't ever change that

  • @violetsapphire952
    @violetsapphire952 6 років тому +16

    My "eyes" are steel and my "gaze" is long.
    Somehow, I get the feeling those aren't *quite* the words the guardsmen will be singing.

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector 4 роки тому +11

    I don’t know what’s better about this video - the video itself or the comments bragging about a fictional space army

  • @bigbadseed7665
    @bigbadseed7665 6 років тому +35

    I wish I knew this song in basic training. The drill sergeants would have loved it.

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 3 роки тому +8

      This song has been around for a while, they probably had heard it, especially as it was written for the US military branches.

  • @mahaylawesley6949
    @mahaylawesley6949 6 років тому +17

    For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by chaos like you. He is a man, an imperial guardsman drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight for his species and for the safety of the people he loves. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of thirsting gods......... He holds the line. He has held the line for ten thousand Years.

  • @claypidgeon4807
    @claypidgeon4807 8 років тому +328

    How to become a general in the Imperial Guard
    1: Survive for 5 hours.
    2: PROFIT

    • @bigrabii9470
      @bigrabii9470 8 років тому +26

      Clay Pidgeon 5 hours? impressive promote thar corpse.

  • @AlvorReal
    @AlvorReal 10 років тому +52

    Nothing like an armor column of three baneblades, a pair of stormlords, and dozens of leman russes(?) charging on a pathetic eldar hold out pinned between an IG bunker filled with catachans and heavy weapons, a horde of conscripts that just swarmed the right flank, and ogryn/stormtrooper strike teams pushing on the left!

    • @Aksuuuk
      @Aksuuuk 10 років тому +4

      Then you can kiss your ass goodbye

    • @ryanstout5491
      @ryanstout5491 10 років тому +4

      Othing that would stand against that with any chance would be a titan, and only just. I'd put money on the guard though

    • @Exxane
      @Exxane 10 років тому +1

      axel hansen UNTIL, TANK EATINNG CARNIFEEXESESS

    • @AlvorReal
      @AlvorReal 10 років тому +2

      ***** I had a sufficient amount of anti armor that any monstrous creatures would have been torn apart. My storms were kitted for anti armour duty and most of my heavy weapons teams were autocannons and lascannons. Though the russes were 50/50 executioner vanquisher.

    • @Exxane
      @Exxane 10 років тому +2

      Alvor Real Tyranid Version of Creed. Your Argument Is Invalid, Entire Hive Fleet Below Bush.

  • @kasrkinvalchez3500
    @kasrkinvalchez3500 5 років тому +49

    "Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die! The Immortal Emperor is with us, and we are invincible. His Soldiers will strike you down. His War Machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us His greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day!"
    Lukas Alexander, to the Blood Ravens 3rd Company (DOW: DC)
    "To each of us falls a task. And all The Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line and we die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing,"
    General Sturnn to Chaplain Varnus (DOW: WA)
    I don't care what people say about Lukas Alexander, he is one of my favorite Imperial Guard officers. Here is a list of the others; Vance Stubbs, Ibram Gaunt, Ursarkar Creed, Carus Brom, Anton Gebbet, Sebastian Yarrick, and Doran Farrier.

    • @thehuntersburrow7453
      @thehuntersburrow7453 3 роки тому +1

      is that first part Rimmy's speech nice

    • @martinosborne4703
      @martinosborne4703 3 роки тому +2

      @@thehuntersburrow7453 Rimmy quoted the game.

    • @johnarcher6150
      @johnarcher6150 2 роки тому

      BUt sir, what about Cain?

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому +1

      @@johnarcher6150 Cain was no General's favorite. He broke protocol constantly and lead his regiment in directions against orders all the damn time. He did amazing things, legendary things. He is the only living being to survive Necron teleportation for example. However he still went against orders repeatedly. My favorite one being he took a penal legion through it's mission and not only survived but kept the penal group mostly alive while doing it! Remember penal legions are sent to missions expected to have 90+% casualty rates.

  • @112steinway
    @112steinway 7 років тому +32

    Follow your orders, remember your training, watch each other's backs, and if you're very VERY lucky...you can live long enough to die knowing that the Space Marines will get all the credit for your hard work.

  • @raspherion
    @raspherion 4 роки тому +9

    "We're clones, Sir...We're meant to be expendable."
    Commisar: Damn right, you are!

  • @smartsystems1467
    @smartsystems1467 8 років тому +162

    Only in death does duty end.

  • @omerpasa3328
    @omerpasa3328 4 роки тому +21

    Lyrics
    I've got the reach and the teeth of a killin' machine
    With a need to bleed you when the light goes green
    Best believe, I'm in a zone to be
    From my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze
    Put a grin on my chin when you come to me
    'Cuz I'll win, I'm one-of-a-kind and I'll bring death
    To the place you're about to be
    Another river of blood runnin' under my feet
    Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me
    You'll never stand alone
    I'm last to leave, but the first to go
    Lord, make me dead before you make me old
    I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the
    Enemy faces in my sights
    Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind
    Kill with a heart like arctic ice
    I am a Soldier and I'm marching on
    (x2)
    I am a warrior and this is my song(x2)
    I bask in the glow of the rising war
    Lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore
    Wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if
    Another one stands I'll kill some more
    Bullet in the breech and a fire in me
    Like a cigarette thrown to gasoline, if
    Death don't bring you fear I swear
    You'll fear these marching feet
    Come to the nightmare, come to me
    Deep down in the dark where the devil be
    In the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth
    Where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps
    Call to the gods if I cross your path and
    My silhouette hangs like a body bag
    Hope is a moment now long past
    The shadow of death is the one I cast
    I am a Soldier I'm marching on
    I am a warrior and this is my song
    My eyes are steel and my gaze is long
    I am a warrior and this is my song
    When I just going to shoot the bastard
    We are going to cut out their living guts
    And use them.. to grease the threads of our tanks
    We're gonna murder those loudy bastards by the push!
    Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief
    And the least of me's still out of your reach
    The killing machine's gonna do the deed
    Until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves
    Chin in the air with a head held high
    I'll stand in the path of the enemy line
    Feel no fear, know my pride
    For God and Country I'll end your life
    I am a Soldier I'm marching on
    I am a warrior and this is my song
    My eyes are steel and my gaze is long
    I am a warrior and this is my song
    (Oh rigt 97 bitches.. you know how hard I am.)
    Last Edit By me : I just put the commanders(I guess) voice and little details.
    Orginal Source: Musixmatch
    Songwriters: Sean Householder

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому +1

      You misheard the 3rd verse a bit there.
      Its “to grease the treads of our tanks”
      and “we’re going to murder those lousy bastards by the bushel”

    • @omerpasa3328
      @omerpasa3328 3 роки тому

      @@maxkennedy8075 oh thaks bro but I don't get the ' bushel '

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому +2

      @@omerpasa3328 A bushel is an old measurement of agricultural products that now isn’t used for much more than a way of saying ‘lots’

    • @omerpasa3328
      @omerpasa3328 3 роки тому +1

      @@maxkennedy8075 I didn't know the lots part thanks dude

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 3 роки тому

      @@omerpasa3328 The closest thing to it is “were going to murder those lousy bastards by the ton”

  • @MarvinMegavolt
    @MarvinMegavolt 8 років тому +36

    The guardsman on the left at 3:11 looks like he's drinking coffee.

    • @kristobaz2474
      @kristobaz2474 8 років тому +24

      Blowing up heretics gives you a real thirst

    • @Dillpickle1997
      @Dillpickle1997 5 років тому +11

      Excuse me sir
      *recaff

    • @gz1184
      @gz1184 5 років тому +8

      *busy killing heretics*
      Guardsmen: hey sir what you got th.....
      Captain: *loud slurping of coffee*

  • @matematulji
    @matematulji 9 років тому +408

    For all those new to Dawn Of War,let me give you same advice on how to play with the Imperial Guard:
    1)Get the Baneblade
    2)Get the Baneblade
    and most importantly...
    3)GET THE F*CKING BANEBLADE!

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 9 років тому +11

      I beat the campaign with them never even used the baneblade

    • @insertpersonhere4871
      @insertpersonhere4871 9 років тому +18

      +Matija Kopic 4) Give it a few hundred human shields. Preferably in chimeras.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 років тому +15

      +Fluffy Mc. Potatoe Pies Hehe, this was exactly what I was thinking when reading the original comment. I just had to add _"...and commissars. Lots of commissars. Field executions are such a great motivation!"_

    • @insertpersonhere4871
      @insertpersonhere4871 9 років тому +7

      Furzkampfbomber
      Yep. And basilisks. To soften them up so they don't shoot the baneblade or its' techpriests.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 9 років тому +1

      Fluffy Mc. Potatoe Pies With all this dakka, I am not sure that we still need the Baneblade.

  • @JedenastySynMalice
    @JedenastySynMalice Рік тому +3

    14 yearz ...and still luv thiz song...humiez get good song.

  • @Wheatbreadification
    @Wheatbreadification 11 років тому +31

    The question isn't "How many will it take to knock me down" but instead "How many are they going to use"

  • @haloreaper1018
    @haloreaper1018 7 років тому +22

    This has convinced me to create an imperial guard army

    • @felixkipper9009
      @felixkipper9009 3 роки тому +3

      Im making one after I finish my space marine army

  • @martianmanfrommars8428
    @martianmanfrommars8428 8 років тому +61

    Break it down, comissar!

  • @jaqenhghar8019
    @jaqenhghar8019 10 років тому +292

    This is my imperial guard analogy:
    Think of a chaos marine tactical squad
    Now think of a imperial guard regiment
    Think of the chaos tactical squad as a incredibly fat man
    Think of the guardsmen as a never-ending swarm of pies…
    Now imagine tasking this fat man (chaos) as being tasked to eat (/fight) all these pie's (the IG)
    Now for the first couple the pies he's gonna be able to wolf them down pretty easily
    However, after lets say 10 pies the fat mans gonna begin to struggle
    Eventually if the fat man tries to eat any more his stomach will rupture
    But the swarm of pie's never seems to end and eventually his stomach can't take anymore his stomach ruptures and he dies… And there you have a weird way of looking at a IG victory

    • @JunoneMaster3000
      @JunoneMaster3000 9 років тому +38

      Jesse Pinkman Nurgle likes your analogy :)

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 9 років тому +26

      Junone King Slaanesh is cancelling their 3 o'clock as well. You might want to start panicking.

    • @TwinPeaky
      @TwinPeaky 9 років тому +15

      That moment you realize that the Imperial Guard uses zerg tactics (or the other way around)...

    • @TheGhostKillerGames
      @TheGhostKillerGames 9 років тому +1

      +Jesse Pinkman Just bring a Baneblade to wash this scum with fire and bring down the very sky upon their heads and the war is over

    • @jakobming4831
      @jakobming4831 6 років тому +5

      Think of it as what the Russians did to stop the German onslaught by throwing men into the meat grinder in order to clog it up

  • @bobbobertbobberton1073
    @bobbobertbobberton1073 Рік тому +4

    Who needs Space Marines when the guard hold the line.

  • @BlackWolfHunter
    @BlackWolfHunter 9 років тому +36

    This song starts = Time for your opponents to ragequit.

  • @xth3d
    @xth3d 5 років тому +15

    10 years anniversary! I AM A WARRIOR AND THIS IS STILL MY SONG

  • @SakiKazue
    @SakiKazue 10 років тому +53

    I am Soldier and im marching on, who marches with me for the imperial army?
    Hail to the emporer.

    • @titaninvictus2868
      @titaninvictus2868 10 років тому +1

      I marching with you and by the way Kill the Heretic!

    • @edmundcretens3657
      @edmundcretens3657 10 років тому

      Startreki01 march into my talons! food for the great devourer!

    • @Aurelstar8114
      @Aurelstar8114 10 років тому

      The Space Marines stand with you, Guardsman.

    • @brandonwhitham6141
      @brandonwhitham6141 10 років тому

      ***** which chapter are you from battle brother

    • @Expax
      @Expax 10 років тому

      SPACEMARINES! CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

  • @Creationz89
    @Creationz89 2 роки тому +3

    how am i only just discovering this.. and on LSD at that rofl... what a fkn banger.

  • @flashgordonsthemesong2838
    @flashgordonsthemesong2838 10 років тому +24

    This is also the perfect theme for the TR from Planetside 2.
    "All guardsmen, FOLLOW ME TO GLORRRYYY!!!!!

  • @aghouser4159
    @aghouser4159 5 років тому +9

    Imperial gaurdsmen: been holding the line for more than 10 thousand years.

  • @rnlansdownemobile
    @rnlansdownemobile Місяць тому +1

    Cadians: The planet broke before we did"
    Krieg: "If you're not dying, you're not trying"

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 8 років тому +32

    this song is so catchy

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 3 роки тому +1

      It was written for the US military branches to be catchy and a morale boosting song.

    • @emperadordeldominio9142
      @emperadordeldominio9142 3 роки тому

      deam gracias por enseñarme el mod de unification para el dawn of war 👌👌

  • @aidandietzela7006
    @aidandietzela7006 2 роки тому +10

    The planet broke before the guard did! Cadia Stands!

  • @RegularCody
    @RegularCody 8 років тому +56

    horus.... he's only got one ball

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 8 років тому +33

      The other, is in the Emperor's hall

    • @shunonnorth3602
      @shunonnorth3602 8 років тому +4

      The Emperor only has one hand , or at least on the pictures he only has one , i dont know how canon that is.

    • @oliverfalkesater2349
      @oliverfalkesater2349 8 років тому +1

      Fulgrim's do to much cumin'
      And poor Abaddon's got no arms at all

  • @dungeonlessdm6914
    @dungeonlessdm6914 4 роки тому +9

    "With a dutiful heart in my breast, and vigor in my breath, and a ceaseless fire burning in my bones; I will fear no evil...and I will fight until death. For it is in your grace, I shall know no fear."
    -Private Tycus Findley; 482nd Death Korps Legion
    killed in action after charging the heretic Astartes of Khorne; killed 48 heretic guardsmen and 1 Khornish marine, before raising the flag of the imperium upon the fort...before then succumbing to his wounds.
    May his soul rest at the Emperor's side...and may the Emperor bless this place as one of his temples.
    For the Emperor.

  • @samuelgolden6505
    @samuelgolden6505 11 років тому +16

    Good soldiers are like good ammunition. You send them into an area to cause as much damage as possible. You can spend a lot of money on a few good shots that may be wasted, but are unequaled when they hit their mark (space marines). Alternatively, you could spend the same money on countless more rounds (imperial guard), And when all are put down range, your target is sure to have fallen. And if you find that your gun has been emptied, you can rest easy in the knowledge that there is always more where that came from.

  • @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section
    @Chuck_vs._The_Comment_Section Рік тому +4

    I was expecting the song from Starship Troopers 3, but this is even better!

  • @tailssonicteam1604
    @tailssonicteam1604 2 роки тому +15

    Imagine putting the imperial guard into any other Sci fi universe. They'd crush the hell out of anything, the Galactic Empire ain't got shit on the Guard.
    The arachnids from star ship troopers are just Tyranids but weaker.
    Navi from avatar are nothing more than a nuisance to the guard.
    The list goes on, as do the legions of guardsmen marching forth fir the glory of the Emperor and the Imperium

    • @kazak8926
      @kazak8926 2 роки тому +11

      To be fair the humans in avatar could of and should have crushed the Navi.

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 Рік тому +9

      @@kazak8926 Yeah. Modern US military could brutalize the Na'vi without losing a single person, Drones are Stronk.

  • @mathiasrmer3305
    @mathiasrmer3305 7 років тому +8

    What the hell is wrong with me ?! This has been on UA-cam for 8 years and this is the first time i see it :D

  • @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177
    @derdingsreturnsnochmal5177 8 років тому +10

    Catches the spirit of the guard!

  • @LB-yg2br
    @LB-yg2br Рік тому +3

    Oh apparently I was listening to this at 1.5x
    I was like “wow this is a really upbeat and fun song”

  • @tylerpoppele4558
    @tylerpoppele4558 2 роки тому +11

    I remember years ago, an ex-friend tried to get me into 40k tabletop. I told him if I did play, it'd be with the Imperial Guard. He asked why, because everything is cooler than them.
    Cooler than ordinary humans holding the line against enemies many times their own strength? Hell naw!!!

  • @benjaminnair2957
    @benjaminnair2957 8 місяців тому +1

    This video never gets old for me.
    The imperial guard, the hammer of the emporer.

  • @FullOilBarrel
    @FullOilBarrel 7 років тому +15

    This is surprisingly catchy

  • @Amanoob105
    @Amanoob105 4 роки тому +5

    A single space marine is on their own a one man army. And in a full chapter of them there's a good thousand of them.
    A single guardsman is not. But they are part of a full army, which is one of several thousand such armies that is marching into the fight.
    And that's before their tanks even show up.

    • @kyodairiker
      @kyodairiker 4 роки тому +2

      Well the guard has billions of soldiers while space Marines have maybe 1 million

  • @Himer0551
    @Himer0551 4 роки тому +11

    When you have more people than your enemy amunition
    That's the imperial guard in nutshell

  • @zeroxxdirgud6101
    @zeroxxdirgud6101 7 років тому +5

    Commissar: "If the standard imperial lasgun wasn't meant for melee combat, then why does it have a bayonet clip?"

  • @MrChilliJalapeno
    @MrChilliJalapeno 9 років тому +681

    Blood for the blood god!
    Skulls for the skull throne!
    Milk for the Khorn flakes.

    • @kestamine2269
      @kestamine2269 9 років тому +28

      I think that is the funniest thing said about WH40K XD

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 9 років тому +21

      Mannerheim That comment and the look of Eddy's face in your Icon profile is just priceless. XD XD XD

    • @bierbaron1048
      @bierbaron1048 9 років тому +6

      Mannerheim hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD

    • @leesegler401
      @leesegler401 9 років тому +12

      Mannerheim You are the reason why I scroll through comments xDD

    • @charlesklassen6819
      @charlesklassen6819 9 років тому +1

      Ohhhhhh my gawd that was fucin funny man

  • @Ojthemighty
    @Ojthemighty 2 роки тому +3

    I could listen to this while deadlifting not even lying

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 Рік тому +2

      Deadlift for the Emperor!

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty Рік тому

      @@tdpuuhailee8222 but not sumo that is heretical filth

  • @CptMcNuggets
    @CptMcNuggets 10 років тому +100

    Not enough dakka

    • @Operator588
      @Operator588 10 років тому +4

      hello bruva

    • @CptMcNuggets
      @CptMcNuggets 10 років тому

      Sup

    • @insertpersonhere4871
      @insertpersonhere4871 9 років тому +2

      CptMcNuggets Nevur enuf dakka.

    • @kubaGR8
      @kubaGR8 9 років тому

      CptMcNuggets I think a minigun shooting Baneblades would make enough dakka.

    • @insertpersonhere4871
      @insertpersonhere4871 9 років тому +1

      No. a star sized gun that shoots planet sized guns that shoot spaceships that shoot baneblades that have the cannons altered to shoot out space marines dual wielding heavy bolters might have something resembling 10% of enuff dakka.

  • @praetor9822
    @praetor9822 3 роки тому +3

    The Commissar would be very happy if he heard his regiment singing this.

  • @rossmcmahon4964
    @rossmcmahon4964 5 років тому +10

    “Enemies of the Imperium hear me! You have come here to die, for the immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads, and his mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. So make yourselves ready, you cannot win”

  • @pianogal5816
    @pianogal5816 8 років тому +53

    Dat is beatiful.

  • @felinusfeline5559
    @felinusfeline5559 3 роки тому +7

    "I have an army"
    "We have reserves"

  • @deussalt8108
    @deussalt8108 4 роки тому +2

    Holy shit! I just realized that one of my drill sergeants must've been a warhammer40k fan because we sang this in cadence a few times in Ft.Benning during company runs.

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 3 роки тому +1

      This song was not created for WH40k. It has been around for a long time. It was created in 2009 for the US military branches.

  • @basiliimakedonas1109
    @basiliimakedonas1109 2 роки тому +3

    People be shitting on the Imperial guard while in fact they're the ones who pull their weight the most

    • @kyodairiker
      @kyodairiker 2 роки тому +5

      The Imperial guard are but mortal men who will stand in the way of any of mankind's enemy and still prevail

  • @danielhaire6677
    @danielhaire6677 6 років тому +3

    I love the use of the Patton quotes in this video. If General Patton had been in 40K, he'd be a Lord General Militant for sure.

    • @robertbrown3064
      @robertbrown3064 3 роки тому

      If there was ever a human being who could school Commissar Yarrick on how to out-fight an Ork, it would be George S. Patton. "An entire WORLD at war, and I'm left out of it?!? God will NOT allow this to happen!"

  • @genericname4739
    @genericname4739 2 роки тому +3

    If you know no fear then you know no bravery. To overcome fear you must be brave. Guardsmen are more brave than Spacemarine and more human than Spacemarine. Trillions of Guardsmen stand and fight the foul Xeno, the vile Mutant, and the foolish traitor. Let it be known that in a galaxy of monsters, aliens, superhumans, mutants, and traitors the Guardsmen stand and fight them all and fight them despite thier mere existence as a human. The bravest of humanity is not the Spacemarine, but the Guardsmen who spits in the face of death and demands more. Imperial Guard deserve just as much love as Spacemarines.

  • @whiteriverproductions1133
    @whiteriverproductions1133 4 роки тому +1

    this vid is amazing, i just love the shots of the artillery!

  • @Archwarder23
    @Archwarder23 10 років тому +44

    The Imperial guard aren't really..designed for offence, that is more the area where the space marines would work better. an IG armies standard military strategy is to bunker down, dig in and create defensive fortifications. Basically "the enemy will crash upon this fortress like water upon the rocks"
    Plus, the IG have some god damn awesome armoured corps, especially the Basalisk which is just guuuuuuuuugh so goooooooooooood. XD "Oh you wanna advance on my fortress?! BASILISK ARTILLERY STRIKE, BLOW EM APART FROM MILES AWAY" XD Plus..Ogryn's man.

    • @Nacalal
      @Nacalal 10 років тому +19

      Hence the "Guard" part I guess
      also
      SHATTER THEIR SKIES!

    • @Archwarder23
      @Archwarder23 10 років тому +8

      Aye aye XD
      And damn right, Earthshaker rounds man. That is where that quote is from right? .> -forgetful-

    • @Nacalal
      @Nacalal 10 років тому +2

      Andrew Enigma nailed it

    • @Archwarder23
      @Archwarder23 10 років тому +3

      Heheheh XD
      "ALL RIGHT MAGGOTS, WE'LL BURY YOU HERE!"

    • @nilloc93
      @nilloc93 10 років тому +3

      The space marines are more offensively minded but too small in number to actually hold an offence for long, that's why artistes are usually the ones doing hit and run attacks so that the IG offense can survive long enough.