The Imperial Guard. In a universe where everything else is a genetically modified supersoldier, highly advanced alien with technology indistinguishable from magic, literal hellspawn, or intergalactic eating machine, these guys take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and _balls of steel._
+marek michalak I think spanish paratrooper units have a similar motto. something like: - Paratroopers never die, we just regroup in heaven (los paracaidistas nunca mueren, solo nos reunimos en el cielo). But i don't know if they only ones that use that kind of phrase.
@@theotv5522 Ask Leviathan how that worked out for them. The GUARD...with literally no one else helping them stopped Leviathan in it's tracks. When the Space Marines showed up Leviathan was pushed off course and had to go in another direction to find biomass to make up it's losses.
Evan Michael Sutka It is the average and there are a LOT of guardsmen, think of it like "for every guardsman deployed 600000 die some time in the first day, the rest survive much longer and even out the time to 15 hours.
Too weak to bear the firepower an Astartes can. Too poorly-armoured to weather fire the fire an Astartes can. Too slow, inaccurate and feeble to match an Astartes in lethality. But the Guard are many. Their Lasguns will bring you down like a swarm of wasps. Their tanks will roll over any opposition like an iron fist, and their artillery will have the enemy cowering in their foxholes, praying to their heathen Gods. The Astartes can steal the glory in their last-minute attacks all they want. It's the Guard who do the real work.
Even if a single Astartes is worth 100 Guardsmen... so what? All the Astartes in the galaxy couldn't bring down the Imperial Guard. There might be all of only 10 million space marines in the Imperium. The Imperial Guard has lost that many soldiers in one fight that they've still won and barely batted an eyelash. They number in the trillions.
The leman russ is the best tank in the fluff and tabletop. I love watching space marine players eyes bulge when i field a company of executioners, 3 shot plasma that doesnt overheat? Yes please, punishers and exterminators for the dakka, and when land raiders are afoot, vanquishers. Long live the Astra Militarum.
You know, the Imperial Guard get a lot of shit for being weak and being cowards, but when you consider what they are up against, they are pretty damn badass.
Bear Grizzly Actually some Basilisks, guardsmen with 'nade launchers and few Russes would perfectly hold the line... for only 5 minutes.... Sad but true.
Imagine if the Imperial Guard could use Webway Gates... Instead of having to be transported by ship, they can just pour themselves on the battlefield. The whole company wiped out? Send in 10 more. Jesus christ, they'd be invincible.
+Bilbo Baggins Not invincible, unbeatable. Invincible would mean unkillable. And they are a lot of things but that is not it :D And a fact: The Emperor was working on an acess to the Eldar Webway when the Horus Heresy started and Magnus the Red (primarch of the Thousand Sons) destroyed his whole work by accident. There is an access to the Eldar Webway in the Imperial Palace, held shut by the Emperor from the Golden Throne and guarded by an elite company of the Adeptus Custodes and Grey Knights, since Magnus the Red fucked the webway up and now it is filled with demons.
CZProtton Aren't the Custodes Super Space Marines times ten? Only a hundred of them defeated millions of Orks with only one to two casualties! And aren't Grey Knights elite Space Marines who also are super-psykers with the Emperors own geneseed? You'd think that a couple of Daemons would be no problem to them. But yes. The Imperial Guards only weakness is limited transport. They can only carry as many as their ships allow them. With webways they would be damn unbeatable.
Bilbo Baggins Yes and no. They are super space marines, but not that good. Not even 100 titans could do that, probably... well... maybe 100 titans could. Not 100 custodes. And you underestimate the power of demons. Gray knights are specialists at dealing with them and still have a bad time fighting one.
Bilbo Baggins He is kind of a beast, one of a kind kind of guy. But we have demons, especialy the higher ones, that gave a lot of trouble even to primarchs. Sanguinius had a lot of trouble with a bloodthirster of Khorne and he was one of The Dauntless Few, so one of the most powerfull primarchs. Deamons are no joke in the WH40k. Kaldor Draigo killed them since he knew nearly all of their names which meant he could make them dance waltz if he wanted to.
I am one man, But I stand among numbers uncounted. My body may break, But two will take my place if I fall. My enemies are Legion, But I will not yield. I face the horrors of the Warp, But I will not fail. I am an Imperial Guardsman, I am the Hammer of the Imperium; AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY LAST BREATH!
Nice sentiment, but statistically you'll probably die to a team killing fucktard. Really it's just a question of whether it'll be Commissar, artillery, or Inquistion
"What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes Legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? Not at all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all!"
“Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.” - Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Armored Regiment, Death Korps of Krieg
Of everything in the 40k universe. Astarties, Tau, Tyranids, Elder, Orks, Chaos. The real Badasses are the Imperial Guard. For we are but simple humans. A Farmer, a Shopkeeper, a Factory Worker. We are Fathers, Sons, and Brothers. We are nothing more than mere humans fighting against the tides of Chaos and Xenos over and over again. If you can’t think of anything more badass then the soldier that is fighting for his people and family. Then what is there. For we are nothing but humans. Standing strong and proud against those that would seek to destroy us, humiliate us, and yet we continue fighting for we know that even if we die. That not only will the Imperium. But Humanity as a whole will continue in our struggle against a Galaxy that wants us dead. For the Imperium! For the Emperor! For Humanity!
@@justkrieger8850 why does every Krueger act like they are special. You do you duty for the Emperor like the rust of us Imperial Guard. Your just one regiment. I’m a Tallarn fan boy myself and have been irrelevant much longer than you boys so relax. When I say Imperial Guard I mean the entirety of the Guard. Not just a select few. New get back in line brother. We have Orks to smash. You have my Saber.
13 year old me used to think this was the coolest video on the Internet after I started to get into Warhammer, it's solely because of this video I collect Guard lmao.
I am a Guardsman i am marching on! I am expendable and this is my song! My faith is steel and my heart shall be strong! I am expendable and this is my song!
Brendan Thomas Most servants of the Imperium have heard of Khrone, Slaneesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch at one point on another. Malal, on the other hand, is only worshipped by a handful of space marines. Of course he would become a champion of Khrone.
This makes me proud that I somehow found a way to build an Imperial Guardsman in Fallout NV almost by accident. I just happened to notice I had combat armor and Boone's Beret, and was currently carrying a Laser Rifle and Combat Knife as my only weapons. Also I had a Luck score of 10, which would explain why there was only one guardsman XD
I bought the NCR veteran ranger model for wasteland warfare. Now he blows the heads off of a different kind of "Legion" as an honorary and quite convincing Vindicare assassin.
@@justkrieger8850 yet your one of the most effective and popular. Take more pride in yourself kriegsman, your an imperial guardsman like myself and countless others! Show your pride to be serving the emperor, you and all guardsman have held the line for 10,000 years! Against the worst this galaxy has to throw at it, against ourselves, against xenos, unflinching and uncompromising! Do you wish to honor the emperor or do you wish to weaken his name! Sincerely ~ an imperial guardsman
This is my imperial guard analogy: Think of a chaos marine tactical squad Now think of a imperial guard regiment Think of the chaos tactical squad as a incredibly fat man Think of the guardsmen as a never-ending swarm of pies… Now imagine tasking this fat man (chaos) as being tasked to eat (/fight) all these pie's (the IG) Now for the first couple the pies he's gonna be able to wolf them down pretty easily However, after lets say 10 pies the fat mans gonna begin to struggle Eventually if the fat man tries to eat any more his stomach will rupture But the swarm of pie's never seems to end and eventually his stomach can't take anymore his stomach ruptures and he dies… And there you have a weird way of looking at a IG victory
For all those new to Dawn Of War,let me give you same advice on how to play with the Imperial Guard: 1)Get the Baneblade 2)Get the Baneblade and most importantly... 3)GET THE F*CKING BANEBLADE!
+Fluffy Mc. Potatoe Pies Hehe, this was exactly what I was thinking when reading the original comment. I just had to add _"...and commissars. Lots of commissars. Field executions are such a great motivation!"_
dmvh222 at book they had exoskeleton that protect them like powerarmor of spacemarines, they can jump realy high, fly, they have massive weapon loads including nuclear rockets...
Ironic that Patton believed in reincarnation, which exists in 40k. "All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all." One could easily imagine the soul of General George S. Patton, "Old Blood and Guts" himself, reincarnating in the form of an Imperial Guard general, tens of thousands of years later.
You know, there are a lot of people out there that say "Warhammer is just a bunch of big guns. It is what the writers could think was the most overpowered was at the time and blah, blah, blah." While Warhammer is extremely powerful, it isn't over powered... The reason i say that is for one reason. The enemies the Imperium faces are just as powerful if not more powerful so you cant say they are overpowered when in their own universe, they are evenly matched. They are just overpowered when they go up against your puny Spartans or Jedi's.
abaddou1 Also, you can't forget that Bolter shots explode on impact and are also rocket propelled. So imagine trying to block a hundred, rapid-fire, rocket propelled, slugs that explode once tempered with. Even if the Jedi could manage to deflect them all, his Lightsabre would set off the explosion.
For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by chaos like you. He is a man, an imperial guardsman drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight for his species and for the safety of the people he loves. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of thirsting gods......... He holds the line. He has held the line for ten thousand Years.
Imagine putting the imperial guard into any other Sci fi universe. They'd crush the hell out of anything, the Galactic Empire ain't got shit on the Guard. The arachnids from star ship troopers are just Tyranids but weaker. Navi from avatar are nothing more than a nuisance to the guard. The list goes on, as do the legions of guardsmen marching forth fir the glory of the Emperor and the Imperium
"Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die! The Immortal Emperor is with us, and we are invincible. His Soldiers will strike you down. His War Machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us His greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day!" Lukas Alexander, to the Blood Ravens 3rd Company (DOW: DC) "To each of us falls a task. And all The Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line and we die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing," General Sturnn to Chaplain Varnus (DOW: WA) I don't care what people say about Lukas Alexander, he is one of my favorite Imperial Guard officers. Here is a list of the others; Vance Stubbs, Ibram Gaunt, Ursarkar Creed, Carus Brom, Anton Gebbet, Sebastian Yarrick, and Doran Farrier.
@@johnarcher6150 Cain was no General's favorite. He broke protocol constantly and lead his regiment in directions against orders all the damn time. He did amazing things, legendary things. He is the only living being to survive Necron teleportation for example. However he still went against orders repeatedly. My favorite one being he took a penal legion through it's mission and not only survived but kept the penal group mostly alive while doing it! Remember penal legions are sent to missions expected to have 90+% casualty rates.
Lyrics I've got the reach and the teeth of a killin' machine With a need to bleed you when the light goes green Best believe, I'm in a zone to be From my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze Put a grin on my chin when you come to me 'Cuz I'll win, I'm one-of-a-kind and I'll bring death To the place you're about to be Another river of blood runnin' under my feet Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me You'll never stand alone I'm last to leave, but the first to go Lord, make me dead before you make me old I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the Enemy faces in my sights Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind Kill with a heart like arctic ice I am a Soldier and I'm marching on (x2) I am a warrior and this is my song(x2) I bask in the glow of the rising war Lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore Wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if Another one stands I'll kill some more Bullet in the breech and a fire in me Like a cigarette thrown to gasoline, if Death don't bring you fear I swear You'll fear these marching feet Come to the nightmare, come to me Deep down in the dark where the devil be In the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth Where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps Call to the gods if I cross your path and My silhouette hangs like a body bag Hope is a moment now long past The shadow of death is the one I cast I am a Soldier I'm marching on I am a warrior and this is my song My eyes are steel and my gaze is long I am a warrior and this is my song When I just going to shoot the bastard We are going to cut out their living guts And use them.. to grease the threads of our tanks We're gonna murder those loudy bastards by the push! Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief And the least of me's still out of your reach The killing machine's gonna do the deed Until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves Chin in the air with a head held high I'll stand in the path of the enemy line Feel no fear, know my pride For God and Country I'll end your life I am a Soldier I'm marching on I am a warrior and this is my song My eyes are steel and my gaze is long I am a warrior and this is my song (Oh rigt 97 bitches.. you know how hard I am.) Last Edit By me : I just put the commanders(I guess) voice and little details. Orginal Source: Musixmatch Songwriters: Sean Householder
reminder that the imperial guard actually has a positive kill death ratio vs the following factions: Chaos (as a whole not just isolating daemons and csm), tyranids, orks. Sure the eldar/necrons/tau have a positive kd vs them, but even that is far closer than those factions would like.
Follow your orders, remember your training, watch each other's backs, and if you're very VERY lucky...you can live long enough to die knowing that the Space Marines will get all the credit for your hard work.
Nothing like an armor column of three baneblades, a pair of stormlords, and dozens of leman russes(?) charging on a pathetic eldar hold out pinned between an IG bunker filled with catachans and heavy weapons, a horde of conscripts that just swarmed the right flank, and ogryn/stormtrooper strike teams pushing on the left!
***** I had a sufficient amount of anti armor that any monstrous creatures would have been torn apart. My storms were kitted for anti armour duty and most of my heavy weapons teams were autocannons and lascannons. Though the russes were 50/50 executioner vanquisher.
A single space marine is on their own a one man army. And in a full chapter of them there's a good thousand of them. A single guardsman is not. But they are part of a full army, which is one of several thousand such armies that is marching into the fight. And that's before their tanks even show up.
I remember years ago, an ex-friend tried to get me into 40k tabletop. I told him if I did play, it'd be with the Imperial Guard. He asked why, because everything is cooler than them. Cooler than ordinary humans holding the line against enemies many times their own strength? Hell naw!!!
Humans compared to everything in 40K are weak. The Guardsman is just that, only human, and he has held the line for 10,000 years. *What's your excuse monster?*
Imperial guard: Hold the line Space marines: Why Imperial guard: The artillery has begun. Space marines: for how long Imperial guard: As long as it takes.
"With a dutiful heart in my breast, and vigor in my breath, and a ceaseless fire burning in my bones; I will fear no evil...and I will fight until death. For it is in your grace, I shall know no fear." -Private Tycus Findley; 482nd Death Korps Legion killed in action after charging the heretic Astartes of Khorne; killed 48 heretic guardsmen and 1 Khornish marine, before raising the flag of the imperium upon the fort...before then succumbing to his wounds. May his soul rest at the Emperor's side...and may the Emperor bless this place as one of his temples. For the Emperor.
Ollanius Pius, Sly Marbo, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, General Sturrn, Creeeeeeeeed, Ciaphas Cain, Ibram Gaunt, Yarrick, Merrick, Colonel Straken, Sergeant Harker and Holt are sent into the Eye of Terror. Khorne:Cries in corner like a little bitch Tzeentch Pretends to be already dead. It doesnt work. Nurgle:Somehow manages to kill himself Slaanesh:Raped so hard that he isnt even got a pleasure from it.
Imperial Guard is very underrated, people think that they are weak idiots who just throw bodies at the enemy, but this is warhammer, EVERYONE just throws bodies at the enemy, nobody uses actual strategy and tactics here. Also how do you expect for Imperial Guard commanders to outsmart Eldars for example? Most of the time Imperial Guard is fighting with cultists, Orks and Tyranid and doing great job, yeah, againist Chaos, Demons and Necrons they are useless, but there are always Astartes that can deal with them.
Actually depends on the general/colonel/war master/lord militant. some of them just throw men until the enemy drowns under the blood ans bodies but a lot of commanders are also actual competent leaders and care about their men. Plus they're properly rated as brave under equipped men and woman.
+dmvh222 Depends on the Orkboss running the orkshow. orks can't aim or think tactically or think much in general so a few thousand flashlight wielding badasses are a bad day most of the time. Unless it's the Ork who's in a relationship with Yarrik or The Beast.
“Enemies of the Imperium hear me! You have come here to die, for the immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads, and his mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. So make yourselves ready, you cannot win”
Good soldiers are like good ammunition. You send them into an area to cause as much damage as possible. You can spend a lot of money on a few good shots that may be wasted, but are unequaled when they hit their mark (space marines). Alternatively, you could spend the same money on countless more rounds (imperial guard), And when all are put down range, your target is sure to have fallen. And if you find that your gun has been emptied, you can rest easy in the knowledge that there is always more where that came from.
No. a star sized gun that shoots planet sized guns that shoot spaceships that shoot baneblades that have the cannons altered to shoot out space marines dual wielding heavy bolters might have something resembling 10% of enuff dakka.
The Imperial Guard. In a universe where everything else is a genetically modified supersoldier, highly advanced alien with technology indistinguishable from magic, literal hellspawn, or intergalactic eating machine, these guys take to the field with nothing more than a flak jacket, a glorified laser pointer, and _balls of steel._
and sometimes, *they win.*
And baneblades
All of which are standard issue
That's what I love about them,. There average, normal human beings facing off against the horrors of the universe. And that to me is awesome.
@@imperatorvult Most of the time they win actually. XD The guard are actually the truth strength of the empire that wins wars.
Imperial Guardsmen don't die, we just go to hell to regroup.
+Casual Arsonist REGROUP MEN!!! Now how do we get out of here?
+Casual Arsonist haha thys is ur idea or movie/game :D ? awesome !
+Dreconit Maybe go through that portal. Looks chaotic over there though.
Fighting through the Eye of Terror? KEEP FIGHTING!
+marek michalak I think spanish paratrooper units have a similar motto. something like:
- Paratroopers never die, we just regroup in heaven (los paracaidistas nunca mueren, solo nos reunimos en el cielo).
But i don't know if they only ones that use that kind of phrase.
One Guardsman is far from enough.
*But a Guardsman is never alone.*
For every one of us who falls, ANOTHER TEN RISE UP TO TAKE THEIR PLACE!
*AND A HUNDRED MORE FOR EACH OF THEM!!!*
@@Peter_Turbo4 STRIKE ME DOWN MONSTER,FOR I AM THE HARBINGER
Tyranids: Yum
@@theotv5522 Ask Leviathan how that worked out for them. The GUARD...with literally no one else helping them stopped Leviathan in it's tracks. When the Space Marines showed up Leviathan was pushed off course and had to go in another direction to find biomass to make up it's losses.
survives 19 hours at the front line... SENIOR VETERAN!
+Mr. Skeltal so true
+Mr. Skeltal more like1 hour
+Evan Michael Sutka To be honest the average survival time of a guardsman is 15 hours post deployment...
dang consider what they are fighting that is kind of surprising
Evan Michael Sutka It is the average and there are a LOT of guardsmen, think of it like "for every guardsman deployed 600000 die some time in the first day, the rest survive much longer and even out the time to 15 hours.
How to play Imperial Guard in Dawn of War:
1) Get the Baneblade
Kommandant Kittenstomper inb4 someone manages to lose an entire company of 100 baneblades.
Agreed
I blame the blood ravens on that one...
Kommandant Kittenstomper How to play Guard:
1) Call in Space Marines
Kittenstomper I was actually just playing the Apocalypse mod. I had 7 titans and 15 stormhammers ;)
Let it be known that Cadia broke before the Guard did!
"FALL-OF-CADIA"
Cadia stands.
Cadia Falls No More.
*Discovering something that doesn't exist*
Cadia
Cadia dont brake if you glue dead bodies to keep it together
Too weak to bear the firepower an Astartes can. Too poorly-armoured to weather fire the fire an Astartes can. Too slow, inaccurate and feeble to match an Astartes in lethality.
But the Guard are many. Their Lasguns will bring you down like a swarm of wasps. Their tanks will roll over any opposition like an iron fist, and their artillery will have the enemy cowering in their foxholes, praying to their heathen Gods.
The Astartes can steal the glory in their last-minute attacks all they want. It's the Guard who do the real work.
Even if a single Astartes is worth 100 Guardsmen... so what? All the Astartes in the galaxy couldn't bring down the Imperial Guard. There might be all of only 10 million space marines in the Imperium. The Imperial Guard has lost that many soldiers in one fight that they've still won and barely batted an eyelash. They number in the trillions.
The leman russ is the best tank in the fluff and tabletop. I love watching space marine players eyes bulge when i field a company of executioners, 3 shot plasma that doesnt overheat? Yes please, punishers and exterminators for the dakka, and when land raiders are afoot, vanquishers. Long live the Astra Militarum.
There are many guardsmen that are worth way more than 1/100 of Astartes. Many are more capable than people Astartes chose to be their neophytes.
You say wrong, there are only about one million spacemarines in Imperium)))
Aaaaaand, yes, in Empire of man hundreds of millions guardmens)
@@Kayriel AND Space Marines take time to recruit and train while Imperial Guard just give any man or woman a rifle and tell them what to shoot.
You know, the Imperial Guard get a lot of shit for being weak and being cowards, but when you consider what they are up against, they are pretty damn badass.
+GiantFlyingHog They fight the same fights as space marines without the protection and weaker weapons, so yeah I'd agree they're bad asses.
ADAMANTIUM GRADE BALLS OF STEEL.
Plus if they survive long enough they become even more badass. See The All Guardsman Party.
@@Shinzon51 no its *GREAT ADMANTIUM BOLLOCKS*
COWARDS!!!!? Who the fuck said that???
Teacher: where’s holy terra?
Me: *points to star on the galactic map*
Teacher: and where is Cadia?
Me: *sets hand on heart* “here.”
Awwww
*points to purple eyes*
And here.
Points to heart
Points to the barrel of lasgun: CADIA STANDS
"Gone, reduced to atoms"
Cadia Stands.
Let it be remembered that the planet broke before the Guard did.
Ave Imperator.
I heard that the Guard fired upon the heretics from the debris field.
@@vodamiinurl1337 Wrong, They Fired on heretics from INSIDE the eye of terror.
VULCAN LIVES!!! *STOMP, STOMP*
>implying The Guard broke at all
AVE IMPERATOR!
"Screw this! I wanna liiiiiii..."
*Commissar's Bolter pistol clicks*
"I mean, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!"
Kappa
A Name kappa420harambe
"Commissar's Bolter pistol clicks" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fear me but follow!
TheNerdLord their is no greater honor then to die in the emperor's name!
"The Clone Army from Star Wars are expandable"
*Laughs in high gothic
to be fair there child solders so that gives ya some grimdark points
@@sophiehatter3111 well Marines are initiated when there kids
And of course it wouldn't be 40k if many didn't die in the process of becoming a Marine
@@georgeryan8267 true but is there a possibility that if those marines die or arnt perfect that they became paste for there brothers?
@@georgeryan8267 then again its possible that isnt cannon anymore but if were honest who needs cannon
@@sophiehatter3111 Its still canon
Some people like Luthor got implants to make them like space Marines but not as good
Join Imperial Guard They say: Explore new worlds, meet new lifeforms they said
Kill new lifeforms more likely lol
+ThisIsCertainlyNotMyName Meet is quite matching... Meet them right between the eyes.... ;)
Hahaha true that!
+ThisIsCertainlyNotMyName or be killed by new lifeforms xD
Heresy!
Baneblade: For when you're finally sick of holding the line.
More like when you want to move the line.
The baneblade is the line
Bear Grizzly
Actually some Basilisks, guardsmen with 'nade launchers and few Russes would perfectly hold the line... for only 5 minutes.... Sad but true.
Aragaj Młot Wpierdolu haha, guard are sooo bad it makes them good
More like-Baneblade: Fuck their line.
Imagine if the Imperial Guard could use Webway Gates...
Instead of having to be transported by ship, they can just pour themselves on the battlefield. The whole company wiped out? Send in 10 more. Jesus christ, they'd be invincible.
+Bilbo Baggins Not invincible, unbeatable. Invincible would mean unkillable. And they are a lot of things but that is not it :D
And a fact: The Emperor was working on an acess to the Eldar Webway when the Horus Heresy started and Magnus the Red (primarch of the Thousand Sons) destroyed his whole work by accident. There is an access to the Eldar Webway in the Imperial Palace, held shut by the Emperor from the Golden Throne and guarded by an elite company of the Adeptus Custodes and Grey Knights, since Magnus the Red fucked the webway up and now it is filled with demons.
CZProtton Aren't the Custodes Super Space Marines times ten? Only a hundred of them defeated millions of Orks with only one to two casualties! And aren't Grey Knights elite Space Marines who also are super-psykers with the Emperors own geneseed? You'd think that a couple of Daemons would be no problem to them.
But yes. The Imperial Guards only weakness is limited transport. They can only carry as many as their ships allow them. With webways they would be damn unbeatable.
Bilbo Baggins Yes and no. They are super space marines, but not that good. Not even 100 titans could do that, probably... well... maybe 100 titans could. Not 100 custodes. And you underestimate the power of demons. Gray knights are specialists at dealing with them and still have a bad time fighting one.
CZProtton What of Kaldor Draigo? He massacres Deamons on a daily basis
Bilbo Baggins He is kind of a beast, one of a kind kind of guy. But we have demons, especialy the higher ones, that gave a lot of trouble even to primarchs. Sanguinius had a lot of trouble with a bloodthirster of Khorne and he was one of The Dauntless Few, so one of the most powerfull primarchs. Deamons are no joke in the WH40k. Kaldor Draigo killed them since he knew nearly all of their names which meant he could make them dance waltz if he wanted to.
I am one man,
But I stand among numbers uncounted.
My body may break,
But two will take my place if I fall.
My enemies are Legion,
But I will not yield.
I face the horrors of the Warp,
But I will not fail.
I am an Imperial Guardsman, I am the Hammer of the Imperium;
AND I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY LAST BREATH!
Nice sentiment, but statistically you'll probably die to a team killing fucktard. Really it's just a question of whether it'll be Commissar, artillery, or Inquistion
PikachuLittle
Or Commissariat artillery under the orders of the Inquisition.
+AtholAnderson all I'm saying is that when 40% of your battlefield casualties are from friendly fire you have a problem
AtholAnderson fuck ya
Team killing fucktard.... Where have I heard that sentence before...
Fellow RvB fan, is that you?
"What I cannot crush with words, I will crush with the treads of the Imperial Guard!"
Soloar Macharius
...What? Creed didn't even say that. Solar Macharius did.
AmberlyVeil My bad, thanks for the correction.
"What is the strongest weapon of mankind? The god-machines of the Adeptus Mechanicus? No! The Astartes Legions? No! The tank? The lasgun? The fist? Not at all! Courage and courage alone stands above them all!"
“Your foe is well equipped, well-trained, battle-hardened. He believes his gods are on his side. Let him believe what he will. We have the tanks on ours.”
- Colonel Joachim Pfeiff, 14th Armored Regiment, Death Korps of Krieg
We need 10 regiments
Did you say 20
We will sent 30
Also
"Did you say you need 10 regiments? Sorry, I heard 1 squad. Anyway good luck with that Ork Whaarg!"
Death korp logic
Our soldiers will crush whoever will try to stand against our emperor
For the emperor
@@commissarrichardson2715 For everyone of us who die, two more will take his place! For the IMPERIUM!
@@leviatant0219 the Death korp is on a whole Different Level, lol.
Of everything in the 40k universe. Astarties, Tau, Tyranids, Elder, Orks, Chaos.
The real Badasses are the Imperial Guard. For we are but simple humans. A Farmer, a Shopkeeper, a Factory Worker. We are Fathers, Sons, and Brothers. We are nothing more than mere humans fighting against the tides of Chaos and Xenos over and over again.
If you can’t think of anything more badass then the soldier that is fighting for his people and family. Then what is there. For we are nothing but humans. Standing strong and proud against those that would seek to destroy us, humiliate us, and yet we continue fighting for we know that even if we die. That not only will the Imperium. But Humanity as a whole will continue in our struggle against a Galaxy that wants us dead.
For the Imperium!
For the Emperor!
For Humanity!
And what about us you jerk?
@@justkrieger8850 The kriegsman are badasses too
@@gabrielbarros7956 yey
@@justkrieger8850 why does every Krueger act like they are special. You do you duty for the Emperor like the rust of us Imperial Guard. Your just one regiment. I’m a Tallarn fan boy myself and have been irrelevant much longer than you boys so relax. When I say Imperial Guard I mean the entirety of the Guard. Not just a select few.
New get back in line brother. We have Orks to smash. You have my Saber.
fear no brother,the emperor protects
13 year old me used to think this was the coolest video on the Internet after I started to get into Warhammer, it's solely because of this video I collect Guard lmao.
Same XD. even though I'm not that into 40k anymore I rediscovered this video and loved it haha
I am a Guardsman i am marching on!
I am expendable and this is my song!
My faith is steel and my heart shall be strong!
I am expendable and this is my song!
My name is Legion!
My Blood is Ocean!
Mac Liap Hoo rah!
Commissar: "If you will not serve in combat, then you will serve on the firing line."
Kage Krigeren that wont happen for the kriegsmen
@@Dan-hu7fi and Catachan guerrilas
Your average Catachan guardsman: "Tell that to my face, punk!"
"Fear ensure loyalty! Where do you need me?
"I stand ready to serve the emperor!"
Quit breaking the Leman Russ's, those things are damn hard to repair!
Random Techpriest
NEVER !!!
+banana man No he is right it is Leman Russ.
So there's this warhound Titan I've been having issueds with, mind if you help me?
These repairs may require some time!
I think is worst to lose 100 Baneblade
life of a baddass guardsman that survives:
was sent into battle at the rear end of the line, the enemy ran out of men before he got to the front.
also the river of blood drown a few enemies
Promoted to veteran sergeant and assigned to regimental command.
Steve Son Became a champion of Khrone.
Frank G Nah, Champion of Malal
Brendan Thomas Most servants of the Imperium have heard of Khrone, Slaneesh, Nurgle, and Tzeentch at one point on another. Malal, on the other hand, is only worshipped by a handful of space marines. Of course he would become a champion of Khrone.
All Imperial Guardsmen come with Standard Issue Balls of Plasteel
Lee Goodwin
Correction.
The Adeptus Mechanicus supplies them with Mars Pattern brass plated adamantine balls.
The Life of a Guardsmen in 2 sentences.
Once there was a young Guardsmen. He was sent into battle and died instantly.
The end.
Life of a supreme badass Guardsman:
Sent into first battle. He wasn't killed.
PROMOTED TO VETERAN SERGEANT.
Steve Son Died in second battle
Life of a dark eldar in 2 sentences.
Kills an enemy, dismembers the corpse mutilates it and burns it. Rinse and repeat.
spooky pumpkins Well, less killing and more capturing and torturing.
I'm so glad I play dark eldar
How to become a general in the Imperial Guard
1: Survive for 5 hours.
2: PROFIT
Clay Pidgeon 5 hours? impressive promote thar corpse.
This makes me proud that I somehow found a way to build an Imperial Guardsman in Fallout NV almost by accident. I just happened to notice I had combat armor and Boone's Beret, and was currently carrying a Laser Rifle and Combat Knife as my only weapons.
Also I had a Luck score of 10, which would explain why there was only one guardsman XD
sly morbo play through
I bought the NCR veteran ranger model for wasteland warfare.
Now he blows the heads off of a different kind of "Legion" as an honorary and quite convincing Vindicare assassin.
The space marines feel no fear, but the gaurd does, and they've held the line for 10,000 years.
"Fear? What's that?"
Gunner "First Class" Ferik Jurgen
(probably)
SW: "The Clone Army is the most expendable Army!"
WH: "Hold my beer."
No...hold MY beer we are more expandable then the fucking guardsmen
Cultists: Pfft
@@justkrieger8850 yet your one of the most effective and popular. Take more pride in yourself kriegsman, your an imperial guardsman like myself and countless others! Show your pride to be serving the emperor, you and all guardsman have held the line for 10,000 years! Against the worst this galaxy has to throw at it, against ourselves, against xenos, unflinching and uncompromising! Do you wish to honor the emperor or do you wish to weaken his name!
Sincerely ~ an imperial guardsman
I am a Guardsman and I'm marching on,
Leman Russes roll behind playing my song!
With balls of steel and my lasgun on,
I hold the line so bring it on!
This is my imperial guard analogy:
Think of a chaos marine tactical squad
Now think of a imperial guard regiment
Think of the chaos tactical squad as a incredibly fat man
Think of the guardsmen as a never-ending swarm of pies…
Now imagine tasking this fat man (chaos) as being tasked to eat (/fight) all these pie's (the IG)
Now for the first couple the pies he's gonna be able to wolf them down pretty easily
However, after lets say 10 pies the fat mans gonna begin to struggle
Eventually if the fat man tries to eat any more his stomach will rupture
But the swarm of pie's never seems to end and eventually his stomach can't take anymore his stomach ruptures and he dies… And there you have a weird way of looking at a IG victory
Jesse Pinkman Nurgle likes your analogy :)
Junone King Slaanesh is cancelling their 3 o'clock as well. You might want to start panicking.
That moment you realize that the Imperial Guard uses zerg tactics (or the other way around)...
+Jesse Pinkman Just bring a Baneblade to wash this scum with fire and bring down the very sky upon their heads and the war is over
Think of it as what the Russians did to stop the German onslaught by throwing men into the meat grinder in order to clog it up
The Emperor protects
... But having a charged flashlight helps.
Having a bunch of Space Marines inbound helps even more. As long as they don't get lost in the warp that is
A exterminatus is even safer
+Axel Ba if u are not standing on the targeted planet yes, it does.
But having a loaded bolter doesn't hurt, either.
For all those new to Dawn Of War,let me give you same advice on how to play with the Imperial Guard:
1)Get the Baneblade
2)Get the Baneblade
and most importantly...
3)GET THE F*CKING BANEBLADE!
I beat the campaign with them never even used the baneblade
+Matija Kopic 4) Give it a few hundred human shields. Preferably in chimeras.
+Fluffy Mc. Potatoe Pies Hehe, this was exactly what I was thinking when reading the original comment. I just had to add _"...and commissars. Lots of commissars. Field executions are such a great motivation!"_
Furzkampfbomber
Yep. And basilisks. To soften them up so they don't shoot the baneblade or its' techpriests.
Fluffy Mc. Potatoe Pies With all this dakka, I am not sure that we still need the Baneblade.
The real question: The Imperial Guard VS Starship Troopers.
Baneblade
Starship troopers from movie or book? Cause Imperial Guard > Movie starship troopers, but i dont know about book.
dmvh222 at book they had exoskeleton that protect them like powerarmor of spacemarines, they can jump realy high, fly, they have massive weapon loads including nuclear rockets...
"Gorilla suits", one marine could take down 10,000 xeno-bugs easy. Astartis marines MAYBE would equal the book ST.
+FuckMotheringVampire like the Imperial Navy ever does anything. If anything they seem to go out of their way to avoid work
KARSKIN SQUAD READY FO' WAR!
STOP FOR NO ONE
if in doubt throw more men at it!
Remember lads! Just like we did on Sepris Prime!
Forwards, humble servants!
***** FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAAAAAAAAAN!!!! STOP FOR NO ONE!!
I don’t know what’s better about this video - the video itself or the comments bragging about a fictional space army
This is now going to become my Helldivers 2 theme. Haven't heard this song in years.
On God that's what made me look this up after several years
1M hits, Praise the Emperor and the Imperium of Man :-)
can i get the name of the song so i can. "buy" it.
connar broomhall Site's in the description, you can get the song there I believe
Varro Sicarius nice name- couldn't decide between Varro Tigurius and Cato Sicarius?
Absolutely FERAL I could not indeed! XD
Varro Sicarius lol
DRIVE THE BANEBLADE CLOSER! I WANT TO STAB THE ENEMY WITH MY SWORD!
Zach Scarbrough I want a gun that fires off swords that Explode
+littleJoePatton Not better power fists? :D
+littleJoePatton i want a gun that fires off tank
shadowolf
Ask Boreale... His bolt pistol fires Land Raiders against infiantry and Baneblades against tanks XD
I have a shirt that says that haha
Welcome to Cadia, we have frigid winters and temperate summers.
But fall? no, no Cadia doesn't have that and Abaddon won't ever change that
"whoever looks down upon the humble lasgun has never had to charge through a field of a thousand of them"
- some imperial guard commander probably
Found the quote.
"He who doubts the strength of a lasgun has never ran through a feild of a thousand of them."
Ironic that Patton believed in reincarnation, which exists in 40k.
"All right, you sons of bitches. You know how I feel. I'll be proud to lead you wonderful guys in battle anytime, anywhere. That's all."
One could easily imagine the soul of General George S. Patton, "Old Blood and Guts" himself, reincarnating in the form of an Imperial Guard general, tens of thousands of years later.
Who do you think Commisar Yarrick is?
@@MidoriOfTheShuinsenI always assumed it was lord militant creed.
@@Dap1ssmonk Creed is known for his love of tank maneuvers and heavy artillery...which is what Patton is known for.
@Nempo13 so semi-canonically Patton is in Trazyns Vault? Coool
You know, there are a lot of people out there that say "Warhammer is just a bunch of big guns. It is what the writers could think was the most overpowered was at the time and blah, blah, blah." While Warhammer is extremely powerful, it isn't over powered... The reason i say that is for one reason. The enemies the Imperium faces are just as powerful if not more powerful so you cant say they are overpowered when in their own universe, they are evenly matched. They are just overpowered when they go up against your puny Spartans or Jedi's.
Jedi's would kick the asses of the shitty-mitty space marines
Why? Cuz lihtsaber can cut chainsword and can proteckt aganist bolters
Domonkos Nagy but if an ork belives his choppa' "will cut da humies sparkly sword" then it will
Domonkos Nagy "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"= Dead Jedi
Domonkos Nagy Oh yeah? Try to block a plasma gun shot with your flashlight see what happens.
abaddou1 Also, you can't forget that Bolter shots explode on impact and are also rocket propelled. So imagine trying to block a hundred, rapid-fire, rocket propelled, slugs that explode once tempered with. Even if the Jedi could manage to deflect them all, his Lightsabre would set off the explosion.
A guardsman's standard issue kit:
Flashlight
Toothbrush
Tissue paper for Armor
and Standard Issue BALLS O' STEEL!!!
Guardsman, your armour is known to repel every xeno melee weapon.
For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature cursed by chaos like you. He is a man, an imperial guardsman drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight for his species and for the safety of the people he loves. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother, a son, a mere man. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of thirsting gods......... He holds the line. He has held the line for ten thousand Years.
“Quantity is a quality all of its own”
-Astra militarum
every year this song gets better. Remember what the xenos want to take from you
Imagine putting the imperial guard into any other Sci fi universe. They'd crush the hell out of anything, the Galactic Empire ain't got shit on the Guard.
The arachnids from star ship troopers are just Tyranids but weaker.
Navi from avatar are nothing more than a nuisance to the guard.
The list goes on, as do the legions of guardsmen marching forth fir the glory of the Emperor and the Imperium
To be fair the humans in avatar could of and should have crushed the Navi.
@@kazak8926 Yeah. Modern US military could brutalize the Na'vi without losing a single person, Drones are Stronk.
The planet broke before the guard did! Cadia Stands!
*CADIA LIVES!!!*
"Enemies of the Imperium, hear me. You have come here to die! The Immortal Emperor is with us, and we are invincible. His Soldiers will strike you down. His War Machines will crush you under their treads. His mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. The Emperor has given us His greatest weapon to wield. So make yourselves ready. We are the First Kronus Regiment, and today is our Victory Day!"
Lukas Alexander, to the Blood Ravens 3rd Company (DOW: DC)
"To each of us falls a task. And all The Emperor requires of us Guardsmen is that we stand the line and we die fighting. It is what we do best. We die standing,"
General Sturnn to Chaplain Varnus (DOW: WA)
I don't care what people say about Lukas Alexander, he is one of my favorite Imperial Guard officers. Here is a list of the others; Vance Stubbs, Ibram Gaunt, Ursarkar Creed, Carus Brom, Anton Gebbet, Sebastian Yarrick, and Doran Farrier.
is that first part Rimmy's speech nice
@@thehuntersburrow7453 Rimmy quoted the game.
BUt sir, what about Cain?
@@johnarcher6150 Cain was no General's favorite. He broke protocol constantly and lead his regiment in directions against orders all the damn time. He did amazing things, legendary things. He is the only living being to survive Necron teleportation for example. However he still went against orders repeatedly. My favorite one being he took a penal legion through it's mission and not only survived but kept the penal group mostly alive while doing it! Remember penal legions are sent to missions expected to have 90+% casualty rates.
Inquisition approved song
Toastman321 lol I certainly do.
Inquisitor Thomas yes I do
@@theinquisition9390 indeed
My "eyes" are steel and my "gaze" is long.
Somehow, I get the feeling those aren't *quite* the words the guardsmen will be singing.
This worked so well. 10/10
2 M hits ! Glory to the Guard, the true shield of the Imperium of Man.
"We're clones, Sir...We're meant to be expendable."
Commisar: Damn right, you are!
Lyrics
I've got the reach and the teeth of a killin' machine
With a need to bleed you when the light goes green
Best believe, I'm in a zone to be
From my Yin to my Yang to my Yang Tze
Put a grin on my chin when you come to me
'Cuz I'll win, I'm one-of-a-kind and I'll bring death
To the place you're about to be
Another river of blood runnin' under my feet
Forged in a fire lit long ago, stand next to me
You'll never stand alone
I'm last to leave, but the first to go
Lord, make me dead before you make me old
I feed on the fear of the devil inside of the
Enemy faces in my sights
Aim with the hand, shoot with the mind
Kill with a heart like arctic ice
I am a Soldier and I'm marching on
(x2)
I am a warrior and this is my song(x2)
I bask in the glow of the rising war
Lay waste to the ground of an enemy shore
Wade through the blood spilled on the floor, and if
Another one stands I'll kill some more
Bullet in the breech and a fire in me
Like a cigarette thrown to gasoline, if
Death don't bring you fear I swear
You'll fear these marching feet
Come to the nightmare, come to me
Deep down in the dark where the devil be
In the maw with the jaws and the razor teeth
Where the brimstone burns and the angel weeps
Call to the gods if I cross your path and
My silhouette hangs like a body bag
Hope is a moment now long past
The shadow of death is the one I cast
I am a Soldier I'm marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
My eyes are steel and my gaze is long
I am a warrior and this is my song
When I just going to shoot the bastard
We are going to cut out their living guts
And use them.. to grease the threads of our tanks
We're gonna murder those loudy bastards by the push!
Now I live lean and I mean to inflict the grief
And the least of me's still out of your reach
The killing machine's gonna do the deed
Until the river runs dry and my last breath leaves
Chin in the air with a head held high
I'll stand in the path of the enemy line
Feel no fear, know my pride
For God and Country I'll end your life
I am a Soldier I'm marching on
I am a warrior and this is my song
My eyes are steel and my gaze is long
I am a warrior and this is my song
(Oh rigt 97 bitches.. you know how hard I am.)
Last Edit By me : I just put the commanders(I guess) voice and little details.
Orginal Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Sean Householder
You misheard the 3rd verse a bit there.
Its “to grease the treads of our tanks”
and “we’re going to murder those lousy bastards by the bushel”
@@maxkennedy8075 oh thaks bro but I don't get the ' bushel '
@@omerpasa3328 A bushel is an old measurement of agricultural products that now isn’t used for much more than a way of saying ‘lots’
@@maxkennedy8075 I didn't know the lots part thanks dude
@@omerpasa3328 The closest thing to it is “were going to murder those lousy bastards by the ton”
reminder that the imperial guard actually has a positive kill death ratio vs the following factions: Chaos (as a whole not just isolating daemons and csm), tyranids, orks. Sure the eldar/necrons/tau have a positive kd vs them, but even that is far closer than those factions would like.
I wish I knew this song in basic training. The drill sergeants would have loved it.
This song has been around for a while, they probably had heard it, especially as it was written for the US military branches.
Follow your orders, remember your training, watch each other's backs, and if you're very VERY lucky...you can live long enough to die knowing that the Space Marines will get all the credit for your hard work.
Only in death does duty end.
Knowledge is power, guard it well brother.
Pffft. EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE.
FuckMotheringVampire
Because I quoted them. Deal with it.
Not even then fo some. Servitors...
*Corpse Starch has entered the Chat*
how am i only just discovering this.. and on LSD at that rofl... what a fkn banger.
Nothing like an armor column of three baneblades, a pair of stormlords, and dozens of leman russes(?) charging on a pathetic eldar hold out pinned between an IG bunker filled with catachans and heavy weapons, a horde of conscripts that just swarmed the right flank, and ogryn/stormtrooper strike teams pushing on the left!
Then you can kiss your ass goodbye
Othing that would stand against that with any chance would be a titan, and only just. I'd put money on the guard though
axel hansen UNTIL, TANK EATINNG CARNIFEEXESESS
***** I had a sufficient amount of anti armor that any monstrous creatures would have been torn apart. My storms were kitted for anti armour duty and most of my heavy weapons teams were autocannons and lascannons. Though the russes were 50/50 executioner vanquisher.
Alvor Real Tyranid Version of Creed. Your Argument Is Invalid, Entire Hive Fleet Below Bush.
Blood for the blood god!
Skulls for the skull throne!
Milk for the Khorn flakes.
I think that is the funniest thing said about WH40K XD
Mannerheim That comment and the look of Eddy's face in your Icon profile is just priceless. XD XD XD
Mannerheim hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha xD
Mannerheim You are the reason why I scroll through comments xDD
Ohhhhhh my gawd that was fucin funny man
A single space marine is on their own a one man army. And in a full chapter of them there's a good thousand of them.
A single guardsman is not. But they are part of a full army, which is one of several thousand such armies that is marching into the fight.
And that's before their tanks even show up.
Well the guard has billions of soldiers while space Marines have maybe 1 million
I remember years ago, an ex-friend tried to get me into 40k tabletop. I told him if I did play, it'd be with the Imperial Guard. He asked why, because everything is cooler than them.
Cooler than ordinary humans holding the line against enemies many times their own strength? Hell naw!!!
l like listen this song when I am painting warhammer 40K
Ave imperator!
The question isn't "How many will it take to knock me down" but instead "How many are they going to use"
10/10 song, not heresy
"I have an army"
"We have reserves"
Break it down, comissar!
Humans compared to everything in 40K are weak.
The Guardsman is just that, only human, and he has held the line for 10,000 years.
*What's your excuse monster?*
I am Soldier and im marching on, who marches with me for the imperial army?
Hail to the emporer.
I marching with you and by the way Kill the Heretic!
Startreki01 march into my talons! food for the great devourer!
The Space Marines stand with you, Guardsman.
***** which chapter are you from battle brother
SPACEMARINES! CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
This has convinced me to create an imperial guard army
Im making one after I finish my space marine army
This song starts = Time for your opponents to ragequit.
LETS GO BOYS!!! CHARGE!!!
horus.... he's only got one ball
The other, is in the Emperor's hall
The Emperor only has one hand , or at least on the pictures he only has one , i dont know how canon that is.
Fulgrim's do to much cumin'
And poor Abaddon's got no arms at all
Commissar: "If the standard imperial lasgun wasn't meant for melee combat, then why does it have a bayonet clip?"
Imperial guard: Hold the line
Space marines: Why
Imperial guard: The artillery has begun.
Space marines: for how long
Imperial guard: As long as it takes.
"With a dutiful heart in my breast, and vigor in my breath, and a ceaseless fire burning in my bones; I will fear no evil...and I will fight until death. For it is in your grace, I shall know no fear."
-Private Tycus Findley; 482nd Death Korps Legion
killed in action after charging the heretic Astartes of Khorne; killed 48 heretic guardsmen and 1 Khornish marine, before raising the flag of the imperium upon the fort...before then succumbing to his wounds.
May his soul rest at the Emperor's side...and may the Emperor bless this place as one of his temples.
For the Emperor.
The Commissar would be very happy if he heard his regiment singing this.
The guardsman on the left at 3:11 looks like he's drinking coffee.
Blowing up heretics gives you a real thirst
Excuse me sir
*recaff
*busy killing heretics*
Guardsmen: hey sir what you got th.....
Captain: *loud slurping of coffee*
Ollanius Pius, Sly Marbo, Vance Motherfucking Stubbs, General Sturrn, Creeeeeeeeed, Ciaphas Cain, Ibram Gaunt, Yarrick, Merrick, Colonel Straken, Sergeant Harker and Holt are sent into the Eye of Terror.
Khorne:Cries in corner like a little bitch
Tzeentch Pretends to be already dead. It doesnt work.
Nurgle:Somehow manages to kill himself
Slaanesh:Raped so hard that he isnt even got a pleasure from it.
How exactly does Nurgle manage to kill himself?
What about Commissar LORD Bernn and Grimdark Space Freddy Mercury (Lord General Castor)?
Imperial Guard is very underrated, people think that they are weak
idiots who just throw bodies at the enemy, but this is warhammer,
EVERYONE just throws bodies at the enemy, nobody uses actual strategy
and tactics here. Also how do you expect for Imperial Guard commanders
to outsmart Eldars for example? Most of the time Imperial Guard is
fighting with cultists, Orks and Tyranid and doing great job, yeah,
againist Chaos, Demons and Necrons they are useless, but there are
always Astartes that can deal with them.
Actually depends on the general/colonel/war master/lord militant. some of them just throw men until the enemy drowns under the blood ans bodies but a lot of commanders are also actual competent leaders and care about their men. Plus they're properly rated as brave under equipped men and woman.
Arse Blaster I doubt that throwing bodies would work againist orks or tyranids
+dmvh222 Depends on the Orkboss running the orkshow. orks can't aim or think tactically or think much in general so a few thousand flashlight wielding badasses are a bad day most of the time. Unless it's the Ork who's in a relationship with Yarrik or The Beast.
Arse Blaster
Orks are not that even scary compared to nids, or necrons, or demons, or dark eldars. Yeah, orks are want to kill you, but thats all.
+dmvh222 Lmfao? Orks? Not even scary? Are you super duper high or what?
Imperial gaurdsmen: been holding the line for more than 10 thousand years.
FOR THE EMPEROR
This is also the perfect theme for the TR from Planetside 2.
"All guardsmen, FOLLOW ME TO GLORRRYYY!!!!!
THE ULTRAMARINES ARE WITH YOU BROTHER!!!!!
the brass is impressed
When you have more people than your enemy amunition
That's the imperial guard in nutshell
10 years anniversary! I AM A WARRIOR AND THIS IS STILL MY SONG
this song is so catchy
It was written for the US military branches to be catchy and a morale boosting song.
deam gracias por enseñarme el mod de unification para el dawn of war 👌👌
This song is dope
“Enemies of the Imperium hear me! You have come here to die, for the immortal Emperor is with us and we are invincible. His soldiers will strike you down. His war machines will crush you under their treads, and his mighty guns will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. So make yourselves ready, you cannot win”
by the emperor this is perfect
Good soldiers are like good ammunition. You send them into an area to cause as much damage as possible. You can spend a lot of money on a few good shots that may be wasted, but are unequaled when they hit their mark (space marines). Alternatively, you could spend the same money on countless more rounds (imperial guard), And when all are put down range, your target is sure to have fallen. And if you find that your gun has been emptied, you can rest easy in the knowledge that there is always more where that came from.
I was expecting the song from Starship Troopers 3, but this is even better!
Спутя 14 лет эта легенда вновь в моем экране
I was searching for the TES IV: Oblivion classic but this is straight fire so I don't mind
Not enough dakka
hello bruva
Sup
CptMcNuggets Nevur enuf dakka.
CptMcNuggets I think a minigun shooting Baneblades would make enough dakka.
No. a star sized gun that shoots planet sized guns that shoot spaceships that shoot baneblades that have the cannons altered to shoot out space marines dual wielding heavy bolters might have something resembling 10% of enuff dakka.
absolute banger still