What If The Allies Panicked? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Episode 320
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The M2
LOVE THE HOI
ye
At least our Nation exists unlike Denmark
M3 bros be like: 💀
i would be more concerned about the lost ships...
All that good navy karma Bo has been building up for the last 5 years is lost all at once
Gone, reduced to atoms
Like tears in the rain
Unbelievably washed
Bo's USA curse > Bo's Navy boon
According to Bo, Antifa and right-wing radicals colluded to destroy the US navy. 😂
Those M2s remind me of the M1s:
An M1 towing an M1 is ambushed by a unit of german infantry and as result the escorting american infantry move to engage. The Sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 so he yells at the squad to fix M1's to their M1's while they fire at the germans using M1's, M1's and M1's. They are confident taking the engagement because if the germans turn out to have a tank the squad has an M1 standing by and if any enemy aircraft appear well theres a known battery of M1's nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over radio for fire support from nearby M1's. As you can imagine parts are seldom compatible between different M1's.
Based Perun enjoyer
Fellow Aussie PowerPoint Man viewer.
Ah, another fellow connoisseur of Aussie humor
ahhh always nice to see perun people in comment sections.
@@xentherida I too love the old gods
A moment of Silence for the brave doomed Barzilian Jump Infantry. May the sands hide their bones well.
'Barzilian' sounds like the name of a dinosaur themed pub
>Foreigners getting confused about the names of American materiel
WORKING AS INTENDED
If we don't know, they sure as shit don't know, ya know brother?
@@Aqueox
No
M1A1 moment on Wikipedia:
"M1A1, M1-A1, M1 A1, or M-1A1 may refer to:
Military:
M1A1 Flamethrower, an anti-personnel weapon
an anti-aircraft 90 mm gun
a U.S. Army bangalore torpedo used in World War II
a variant of the M1 Abrams battle tank
a variant of the M1 carbine with a folding stock for paratroopers
a variant of the Thompson submachine gun
a variant of the Bazooka rocket launcher"
10:02 russians when they take Bahkmut after 9 months of fighting, losing tens of thousands and losing their most successful military group:
*I know US is BO when I read "Bad navy"*
The Golden larp of stalin is so funny
I'm surprised the game went on for a year and half past the last time Golden yelled there.
Still, this is some good Oldkoen stuff. The energy is straight from five years ago :D
Accurate Ukraine War Portrayal
9:50 Battle of Kiev
10:00 Battle of Severodonetsk
10:15 2022 Counteroffensive
10:50 Battle of Bakhmut and Avdivka in a couple weeks
That was so chaotic, it was hilarious, loved it
Classic Bo uploads at ungodly hours of the night.
Lucky for me it's 11:20 am! 😂
doomed from the beginning
What if the allies panicked… aka Thomas leading the allies .
2:47 "What's wrong with America as a nation man" Meanwhile Denmark who basically worked with the Nazi's and hasn't designed anything of their own ever. LOL
Least salty american 😂😂.
Also didn't you literally pardon nazi scientists after the war? 😂
Best USSR player bar none. Not skill wise but speaking entertainment value
What's this election campaign stuff? Is that from a mod or something?
Er det ikke lidt sent at ud give en video?
The m2 lol
See you hate americas naming conventions because the danes havent enough stuff to run into this problem
There is a spelling mistake at the end ;-;
Should be an, not and.
cool
A good 30 seconds of Soviet player's screaming about an encirclement and then the next cut is the Germans pushing the Urals, lol.
At the last seconds you can see the germans coming in with a bigger encirclement so.....
It's the most Golden play of all time.
@@equilintogo5378 Yeah like the very end of that you can hear Golden yelling about them driving through marshes and then it cuts to a bunch of German tanks about to encircle the entire Soviet front lol.
That Barbarossa was like watching a swordsman invade the fucking chimp enclosure
The cimpanZ enclosure
One of the best comments I’ve ever seen period
@@hunterwiench1064Holy shit my sides you’re brilliant
@@hunterwiench1064Hahahahahhahaha
@@hunterwiench1064new slur for Russians
Imagine being a sailor and having FDR tell you that you are meant to die pointlessly because your ship isn't modern.
Boss... Can't we, can't we just scuttle it?
Nah, I wanna see if you can sink a DD or two.
Imagine if Meta gamers actually refit ships or better if there was a decommissioning process in Hoi4
”But mr president youre giving them xp”
Gallipoli in a nutshell
>Sends out fleet with enemy bonuses still active
>Sweeps up a few anti-sub patrols, and celebrates like the war is already won
>Gets absolutely annihilated the moment an ACTUAL enemy taskforce arrives
Looks like Bo needs a new scriptwriter, because I'm not believing this farce for a second 😂
You'd expect Swimmy or Dressel to mess up like that but not Bo.
The Soviet freakout over that pocket at Kiev was geniunly hysterical, big funny
It's how I imagine the real deal looked and sounded like at that time.
Stavka officer no.1: We got it! We are so close to encircling them! Send in the reserves, use the captured code books, throw everything that's left of the air force at them!
*Germans break through further north, but still far away
Stavka officer no. 1 (sometime later): Pull that army group back! What are you, what?! Counter attack that!
Stavka officer no. 2: I'm yelling at you! I'm yelling at you! (They are too scared to retreat without orders, but too incompetent to effectively conduct either defence or offence and so are just yelling ineffectually at no. 1)
*(Some time later) the Germans are about to close two massive encirclements around the Soviet troops
Stavka officer no. 1: How did you fuck it up that badly?! Youdidn'tevenconcentrateanycounter- THEY HAD TO ADVANCE THROUGH FUCKING MARSHES! WITH TANKS!
germany: the champion of advancing through “impassable” terrain
cant wait to see bo carry this game!
edit: he threw the game for content
first the paid actors now this 😢
nah he threw the game because this an 'Axis wins only' channel now
@@sofiyumsIt was getting boring having every game be the Axis gloating about how things are going in the East and then 5 minutes later the Allies are over the Rhine and the Oder.
Classic Bo.
"ma'am, I regret to inform you that all of your 5 sons died during the Battle of Wake Island, but in FDR's defense, we DID flex on them"
The US & USSR: *Try to make the best game builds, but screw up completely.*
The rest of the Allies: "Welp, we're boned".
the ussr at kiev: great success
germany: destroying the central army completely even reaching down to kiev from north east
Dude when golden encircled the German tanks and started yelling Z I lost it
Also hearing flojoe yell was great
Same bro I was laughing my ass off
CONNECTICUT MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
God bless us Nutmeggers o7
CONNECTICUT BEST STATE!
CONNECTICUTTTT!!! Nutmeggers RISE UP!
FUCK CONNECTICUT, VIRGINIA BEST STATE, FIGHT ME 😤
They can CTese nuts 🥜
Oh god instant classic this was complete pandemonium my fucking sides
Absolute clusterfuck LMAO
1:25 man was filling in the questionnaire that you get to go through customs and he accidentally checked yes for the “are you a terrorist” question.
When’re we getting the sequel to the Miracle on the Hudson?
Potentially next week
@@Bokoen1yessir👍
“Everything is named m1”
Japanese types:
at least we have two digit to distinguish
isnt japanese types based on what they brought into service@@jcnamaasshi
@@flamingrubys11 No, it's the year it entered service. Back then the Japanese were using the imperial japanese calendar, hence why equipment that was adopted in 1940 - japanese imperial year 2600 - is designated as Type 100 or Type 0, and 1941 goes to Type 1. Post-war JMSDF uses the same system, but now with the gregorian calendar.
That game was awesome. The whole Soviet front was so fucked up and whenever they held for two seconds or more you could hear "Z! Z! Z!". It was a thing of beauty.
My brain broke at 9:13 when Bokoen looked at the casualties where you see 20k American casualties vs Japan's 848!
Just as a cherry on top: He left out the part where his late game navy also got smashed by the japanese, when he tested it after the game.
“We fought the entirety of the winter war without any doctrine, that would of been useful.”
“Oh we’re about to go to war omg we are not ready”
I can see golden is really going for a historical game!
Hoi4 MP Day by day when?
You're crazy for what you're doing, but I love it.
@@Bokoen1 Thanks Bo
KEEP CAMPAIGNING FOR FDR
For those who don't know, the "M" stands for "Model" and the "A" stands for "Alteration".
The idea for this naming convention was to have a standard-issue for each piece of equipment and thus the two designators can be iterated to track what specific piece we're talking about.
So they made a carbine. It's called the United States Carbine. It's the first one they made in the new naming convention, so that makes it the first model.
Hence, it's now the M1 Carbine. Some branches needed variants of the M1 that were capable of having folding stocks to be carried and fired in compact forms. While it's basically the same gun at it's core, it has different features and has been Altered. So this collapsible, folding-stock version is the M1A1 Carbine.
When they built an entirely new carbine will all-new internals that were capable of automatic fire, it meant that it was an entirely different weapon from the old model, so now it's gotta be called the M2 Carbine.
I know the m1 carbine and the m4 carbine but what are m2 and 3?
@@goldenfiberwheat238
M2 is the automatic version of the M1 carbine.
M3 is the automatic and night-vision-scope version.
@@ThatZenoGuy I see
Then they went "My god, this is brilliant and easily understandable!" Only to then use the same naming convention everywhere
@@ThatZenoGuy Now I know about the M1, M2, M3 and M4 carbine, but what happened to 5 thru 15? How did the M16 rifle come about?
No generals in 1941 is crazy
I just wanna say that this video is just a snapshot of how unhinged Goldens stream was. It was just hours of him and chat screaming ZZZZZZZ and other Russian larp. It was absolutely beautiful.
'What if the Allies Panicked?'
isn't that the entire point behind the France-British Union?
all of the comintern players were all over the place 😂😂
Ah yes, World War 2. Filled with iconic quotes.
Like when the Japanese destroyed an american fleet and FDR responded: "That fleet was meant to fucking die."
Or when Stalin issued the iconic executive order known as "RUN! RUN TO THE RIVER!"
Axis: calm, suave, lose sometimes, still mostly are chill and usually win through clutch moves (unless Golden loses)
Allies: shitshow, not ready for war, literally collecting red bubbles, yelling at each other, win bc they have plot armor (unless Golden loses)
"10 tank USSR" This smells like something Swimmy or Golden would do.
STOP CROSS MICROING
Fucking SENT me, hahahaha
Always good to see an intro that calls out a nation for doing awfully, the US in this case, and then it turns out it was Bo, not one of the usual suspects like Golden, Swimmy or Braun.
Ratkoen is not above showing off his L’s for content and I respect that.
Bo sending his fleet at a better navy because “they’re meant to die”: some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make
10:00 The last three braincells of the soviet union
"The game ended like 10 minutes later with and axis win" minor grammar mistake, literally unwatchable
the soviet players screaming Z is funny as shit
The american navy hit us with the "nah i'd win" and got cut in half just like Go/jo 😭
Me: oh the allies are gonna do terrible in this game? this is gonna be fun...
The Video: **Shows Bo playing with the allies**
Me: *EVEN BETTER!!!!!*
This is gonna be another banger
Bo being usa is such a twist
too funny, the entire Allied majors all eating crayon's.
Throwkoen, the alter ego has returned.
Time to abandon ship he said.
This isn't what we meant.
"What's wrong with America as a nation?"
would you like that list sorted alphabetically or categorically mr bokoen
edit: the historical LARP from the Soviets was brilliant
5:33 Stalin actually did this. He ordered a factory to produce a huge number of T-34s. And to not end up in the gulag for not meeting the quota they sh*t out tanks of absolute awful quality.
Yep, like almost half of all wartime t34s came from that factory.
The infamous factory number 183. Infamous for corner cutting and low quality.
Didn't the Soviets carry an extra gearbox into battle?
@@kirby1225 I don't actually know. Never heard of that.
the amount of gaslighting that bo does is crazy
There is a reason others call him a rat and a snake
Rat of Danmark
4:01 the chinese cook when I ask what hes making
How long till this comment gets deleted by a UA-cam bot or something for 'being offensive'
@@thesmm2311 who knows we will see
"...certainly a lot easier than the American example where the following statement, while unusual, would make sense during World War Two. An M1 [truck], towing an M1 [jeep], is ambushed by a unit of German infantry, and as a result the escorting American infantry move to engage. The sergeant's life is saved when shrapnel pings off his M1 [helmet], he yells at the squad to fix M1s [bayonet] to their M1s [rifle] while they fire on the Germans using M1s [carbine], M1s [mortar], and M1's [flamethrower]. They're confident taking the engagement because if the Germans turn out to have a tank, the squad has an M1 [bazooka] standing by. And if any enemy aircraft appear, well, there is a known battery of M1s [flak cannon] nearby. The engagement finally ends when they call over the radio for fire support from nearby M1s [artillery]. As you can imagine, parts are seldom compatible between multiple M1s."
-Perun, January 15, 2023, "Infantry Fighting Vehicles In Ukraine - losses, lessons, and will Western IFVs matter?", UA-cam
The Snake of Denmark returns and sinks the navy
I quite look forward to the Axis side of this game. “Wow, look at them throwing!”
Lmao
Did bo actually have a plan that just failed miserably, or was he throwing
My man was not cooking
“My sandwich tastes like a fried boot”
"THEY DROVE THROUGH FUCKING MARSHES!!"- Stalin 1941 after the fall of kiev
I need more co-ops with Golden and your other buddy, they share similar levels of manic energy in this vid and it's top-tier panic, 5 stars lmao
Can’t wait to laugh at golden
Normally 1 player breaks down and the evryone has to save that person somehow in this game every one broke down
everythings a m1 and its pretty easy to understand if you have 2 brain cells
“FOUR QUARTER PORTIONS” The fucking random esoteric star wars quotes are why I watch Bo
This entire video consisted of the allies falling down the stairs in slo-mo
Respect to Golden for accurately RPing USSR
Unhinged allies
I love how after getting one of his fleets killed he went in for a round 2 during tora tora truly a bokoen1 moment
Why's the American admiralty of '41 larping as the German admiralty of '18?
The US uses M for Model, it adopted a standard naming convention post WW1 and stopped using the year of service to name it. Instead each type (rifle, light tank, medium tank, heavy tank, bayonet, whatever) each had its own M designations, which is why theres so many M1 and M2 and M3 things.
The Army realized it was super confusing and stopped going in sequential order sometime around the post Vietnam era. The 7.662 LMG after the M60 is the M240 and the 5.56 is the M249. The hmmwv (humvee) used m998,m1050, m1150, etc.
They didnt really get the memo in armor, they use M1 for the Abrams, M2 and M3 for Bradleys....
What happened to Lethal Company???
0:25 i think my favorite part of this video is Bo understanding the US government better than like 90% of Americans do. Like, I think there was a study on exit polls during the most recent election and there was a crazy stat that something like 30 or 40 percent of people who said they voted for Joe Biden voted Republican in Congress or vice versa.
Bo decided he's gonna throw, and he did throw indeed.
also, Golden should be a HOI4 tournament caster
3:02 yes... you know the military jacket with four front pockets that a lot of people have? It's called the M65.
Golden and Co: Z!! Z!! Z-*Dead*
Everything Went to Crap
Quick, Pickup The Industry and Take It to Siberia
Hide It in The Snow!
Incredible Loss
Bokoussy Downward Cascade Cacophony of Incredible Loss
usa: this fleet is meant to die
japan: naruhodo (proceeds to destroy)
About the start of World War II the US changed how they designed their equipment. So it Model (or M) followed by year of adoption. Then they went to a system where they did M followed by model number but that meant everything was M1.
Soviets were the Mvp, love their enthusiasm
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
From this video and watching streams I genuinely believe Bo is just bad at this game ngl.
3:05 But imagine some spy getting their hands on a logistics paper where it says "10000 M1s on their way to the European theater", now should they be really concerned cause 10k MBTs are being shipped there or it's just some guns or whatever? xD
This whole game was Bo going "We're going to get a new fleet out that will clap the Japanese, we just need Golden to hold." Golden did not hold. In SP, Bo then tried his fleet against Japanese AI and, instead of clapping, he got clapped.
Bo the people demand Broken Arrow (and SCP and Empire since both of those got updated especially empire but everyone knows that we aren't getting either)
It was nice seeing Bo play the allies
I just love how every soviet player is now an ardent Russian nationalist who will happily sacrifice his life for the motherland, it’s a good thing the axis team don’t have that same kind of spirit…