Story 1: Virgin tunnel dweller vs Chad austist, map included. Story 2: /k/ anon plays cat and mouse with a Predator. Story 3: Jackass almost gets eaten by shapeshifter for trying way too hard to be nice. Story 4: Why this guy keeps going back to visit his asshole family at their wendigo cabin I will never know. Also RIP grandpa.
>when I first turned around there must have been 150 feet between us, but within 5 or 6 steps it was only about half that distance this thing is taking 12 FOOT FUCKING STEPS AT LEAST.
Bruh, why did the last guy have such bad family members, like they aren't going to warn him about some ungodly werewolf or dogman or shit in their back yard and just yell at him for it.
hey keque, i look forward to to those sexual monster encounters you have planned. speaking of that, does anyone else have any sexual encounters with super natural entities. I have never had this before but I was just wondering if anyone else did.
Recognized a lot of the metro locations in the first due to playing a lot of Fallout 3 lmao
>PewDiePie vs T Series
>Keque vs Shadilay
*_PLOT TWIST_* they are the same person.
Shadily hasn't posted for a month so kepue wins so far
Militus keque all the way
Story 1: Virgin tunnel dweller vs Chad austist, map included.
Story 2: /k/ anon plays cat and mouse with a Predator.
Story 3: Jackass almost gets eaten by shapeshifter for trying way too hard to be nice.
Story 4: Why this guy keeps going back to visit his asshole family at their wendigo cabin I will never know. Also RIP grandpa.
Numba 2 is a Skinwalker
A pretty bad one at that
Grandpa Burl was a real one✊
I want to read a greentext were the anon counter rapes the demon succubus for interupting his nap
Voivoda Dracula shouldn’t your name be Dracula Voivoda?
Voivoda is my title and Dracula is my "surname"
So it's kinda like "King/Prince Dracula"
@Txtspeak walachia was a neighbor to romania but had different ways of goverment
Therefore voivoda is the correct title
Silly capitalist, what you saw was an albino dark one. We have dark ones in our Metro tunels all the time!
Da, throw bottles at it and it will reveal if is gopnik or something worse.
Gopnik is no match for proud soviet made shovel and AK-47 that will fall apart if fired too long.
I use mine to dig holes to plant potato
Westerners trying to act like Slavs. The laughs
@@GIGANTUSful Stereotypes exist for a reason friend
the first story is just ratman from gta 4
The Tsar Approves.
From now one you are no longer just Keque you hence known as.... *GODFATHER KEQUE*
Edit: name given by loud noises
Godfather Keque
Holy shit yes now i shall edit it with you to thank
Lmao fucking R.I.P Truman
YES!!!! over an hour of content on my birthday
Thank you Lord Keque
Happy Birthday
@@juliarader4046 thanks
>when I first turned around there must have been 150 feet between us, but within 5 or 6 steps it was only about half that distance
this thing is taking 12 FOOT FUCKING STEPS AT LEAST.
subway? more like a sub-par experience.
2/5, am I right?
I wake up and papa keque has uploaded twice both over 40 minutes today is good.
My bday is on the 18th... best early bday present ever, thanks father keque
Been waiting for this all day
Been here since 1,000~ Commissar Keque, onwards
First one sounds like a Trevor Henderson creature. Creepy creepy
HE LEFT THE DOGGO
All I heard was red line and I was flung into a rage
Ayy! You did it! Thanks man, keep up the great work.
Cery Vreepstery
When he describes how the thing walks in the first story, it sounds like a spy crab lmao
notice me keque sempai!
senpai* uncultured pleb
@@ddawg9224 >anime
Best channel on yt.
Bruh, why did the last guy have such bad family members, like they aren't going to warn him about some ungodly werewolf or dogman or shit in their back yard and just yell at him for it.
Yes! I fucking love the vids with many stories. Thanks Keque!
Two 30 min+ videos?? You LEGEND
Yay more videos. You are the man
hit or miss I guess she took the kids hu
>large rodent creature in DC metro
It's just Ted Cruz pay it no mind
For some reason out of all the /x/ stories I've heard I believe the first one one the most.
scrumptious new upload
Keep the content up
>AK 47
Debunked
Gotta rep Rockville
where do you find these, my Ubermeinch? I almost never find new stories on the Chan.
he gets them on his discord from people who go out and find them
Ubermeinch? *Übermensch*
Thank You Father Keque
funny, I live in Virginia and I've never heard of any myths or rumor's of anything living in the metro
hey keque, i look forward to to those sexual monster encounters you have planned. speaking of that, does anyone else have any sexual encounters with super natural entities. I have never had this before but I was just wondering if anyone else did.
Maybe first anon saw the Ratman in the metro tunnels?
lord keqiuos maximus has blessed us yet again!
Thanks again paparoni keque and cheese
... That wasn't a ritual, that was laying an eggsack on a food source for spawn.
Sounds like a wendigo
The 3rd one was very interesting
Maybe next time you make a copilation you could also post some time stamps for each individual story?
the map with just NO is hilarious
Jesus. The body snatchers story fucking creeping me the fuck out. If this is true then....fuck
Very spooky story!
SCP 096 Walks in
Thanks i love it
"Oh my god i was almost 18 😩😩" Im fricking 20 and i still cant drive because i dissociate under pressure
Just dissociate from dissociation
Very creepstery
very creepstery
Very Creepstery
Very creepstery
Very creepstery
V
*_I remember my first beer_*
hell yeah
6:08 finna whip out the tihar
>I carry an ak47 now
Ok anon
Story 4; Everybody is mean to Anon
I live near rockville... fuck.
Story 3 is about a genestealer
Grats
Rip anon grandpa
This is good shit
35:10 june 15 is my birthday
Praise Keque!
whats the song during the 4th story
SHENANDOAH RIVVVVERRRR
Poor Grandpa.
3rd story is actually a terrible larp
My *G r a n d p a*
Nut
good channel you wont love this comment no balls
Looks like paparoni and cheese doesnt love you lol.
Spook time