Jerma saying "I'm seriously going to sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face" goes through my head about once a week when something pisses me off in a game
5 steps 3 people in the game 5-3=2 2 is what's left 5-2 steps=3 There are 3 people in this game Jerma says "Don't say swears" That is 3 words Team Fortress 3: Attack of Jerma and Star_ confirmed!
5:29 This moment, and the one immediately before it, are perfect comedy gold. The sheer joy in his voice accompanied by the sudden sharp cut of his voice, is just hilarious. I swear when you kill him here he must inhale all the oxygen in the room he was in with that horrified gasp. Just the sheer unadulterated horror behind that gasp. God its funny, my sympathies to Jerma, he must be a really good sport, I know I wouldn't have been at times lol.
Lee Smith For some reason I read Become a waiter right now. I was like what? Then I was like oh. Then I was like OH! Why thank you lol. But on a serious note, I've tried writing, well along time ago. To put it rather shot and bluntly, I'm not worth a bucket of warm spit. I enjoy making stories from other peoples creativity, which isn't very creative. In school I did stories on The Terminator, War of the Worlds and a few others where I put my "spin" on their creativity. My favorites were my 007 ones. Sure it would have been easy to put myself in the role of 007 or something like that, but I rather enjoyed putting myself as far into the background of my stories as I can. It was to see if my Writing Teacher could figure out who I was supposed to be. Two stories I can remember that I played a prominent role in was one where I helped 007 out. Another where I was an assassin lurking around trying to kill him. I was pleased with how I ended the story. Bond is in M's office talking up his report and right when he smacks the file folder on the desk I fire a shot off from across the way atop another building and kill M. I made it look the whole story as if I was trying to get Bond but my goal was to get his Boss. My creative writing teacher screamed when she read this. The closest thing I had to a novel going was a 007 one. I had upwards of around 50 pages (not much really) complete, and then my hard drive said no more and I lost it. It all started because we had to right some kind of story about history or something one of the first days in the class. I spent the whole paper mocking the idea that I was having to do this in what was called "Creative Writing". I played on alot of words, and I can remember writing something about a Roaming (ha) Army that invaded England and built roads so they could beat up the Celtics before they moved to Boston. I didn't find much of it clever to be honest, I was just rebelling. After I turned it in, and the teacher read it, she called me up to her desk. I figured I'm in for it now, no way to deny I was straight up mocking the assignment back to her face. She loved it...........Even stranger she decided that she would separate me out from the class. So long as I had something or atleast an idea to turn in at the end of the day, she did not care what I did and where. Admittedly it was a great outlet, I was able to get things off my chest not by saying them myself, but having a character in my story say it instead. Cowardly I know, but she just loved it and ate it up. I miss that damn class, it was the only time in my whole school career that I felt like I belonged here. Sorry for the wall of text. Your comment shot me off down memory lane and I felt like sharing.
Slyguy threeonetwonine Naw, that's cool, man. Honestly I think you undervalue yourself; while I haven't seen any of your writing (aside from this post, of course), it sounds like you got a decent grasp of the form, and more importantly: you enjoy it. Don't let the fact that you are "not creative" get you down. Thing is, you *are*; "creativity" is simply the organization of existing elements. Nothing completely new really exists; it all comes from the myriad of ideas & experiences we have, combined in unique ways & filtered through our unique expression. Ever heard of Treasure Planet? Or Disney's Oliver and Twist? Or the Lion King? And who gets to eventually write James Bond game/movie scripts? Etc.
Khyrberos I must admit, I hope you don't read all my comments on here. They are not made in the best of moods sometimes. But I appreciate the read and kind words. Sure I get what you mean, but in my mind, me taking something someone else made, and trying to make it something of my own, is a bit, disingenuous I think is the word? Whatever the nicer way of saying dishonest is. I'm not saying that anyone who is ever done anything that has similarities between something else is dishonest in an way. I'm just saying in my mind when I do it, while I have fun with it, I don't find it new or creative because its something I've seen from someone else. I guess in your defense, at the time, when I wrote my "Terminator" stories they were all about the future war, which at that point had only been hinted at in the first two films but never truly seen. And I tried to make 007 more down to Earth like in the Ian Flemming novels, rather than the comic book hero he is sometimes made out to be in the movies, not that I mind that. Turns out, that is what they did with Daniel Craig. They would never have to pay me a cent, if I got a call from EON to write some for a JB movie, or whoever now owns Terminator for the same. I would pay them money for the privilege and then pray that its worth a damn lol.
that has happened to me before but it was my first time playing medieval mode in tf2 and I was on the losing team and also it was my first ever kill on medieval mode too
levipromovies Playing FPS games, or playing TF2? How young is STAR_?? (Not to mention I recently saw a comment form someone who claimed he had played Splintercell when he was six years old...why the flying frell do parents let their six or nine or twelve year old pre-pubescent snotnosed spawn play R-rated games? The hell? I'm glad that back when I was six years old PCs and Xboxes and stuff didn't even exist. The most advanced game by Atari that came out that year was Space Invaders.)
Dude I'm seriously thinking the same as you! Little kids from 9 years old are playing cod black ops 2! I mean, what the fuck are these parents thinking? Did they put that 18+ On the cover just for a fancy look? I think not...... Like, game developers don't even have to put the rating on the box because nobody is actually minding it. I mean 6 YEAR OLDS PLAY FPS GAMES!!! Are people these days crazy??!!
It's really not that hard to shoot a Huntsman (or it's reskined cousin from the latest updates.) You just gotta calculate distance + arc + movement speed = hit ratio... Just in about a split second timing. XD
The fact is if you look at the duel status in the video Jerma wasn't very far off from Ster. Like they were pretty much 1 for 1 at some points. But evil Ster edited the parts of him dying.
Weird to think that Salty Phish is in this video..and barely anyone actually knew 4:31 he's the scout with the white beanie, his name's "Da Phish" in the feed
Ster's videos are skyrocketing in popularity because all the people who miss old TF2 are flocking to this channel to relive what once was the greatest free to play online fps on the steam market.
6:23 "The most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life". If only Jerma knew one day he'd host the dollhouse stream and do things that blow the sticky jumper moment out of the water. What a guy.
J: Heey what's going on everybody, Jerma here, playing some TF2 with höhuhaha...- you know guys! It's Star and Boo! Let's go! Jerma vs Star! Jerma vs Star! Everybody wants to see this happen! Jerma vs Star! J: Hey- I forgot to say- Boo is in the call! B: Ohh shit. J: You know. Don't say s..swears. B: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. S: Like, this is an 80's sitcom. J: Whaddaya mean 80's sitcom? Did you ever watch the gameplay commentary sitcom that I made? J: How the fuck did you do that? J: That's bullshit. No that's seriously bullshit. Like- that I- need to watch that back because there's no way you shot me through that window. You got lucky and that's all that happened. J: I can't wait to make Jerma is mad G.I... Fuck you part 2. J: Jerma is mad. Fuck him and I hate him. J: [You know. Don't say s..swears.] J: Boh. B: S'boh. J: Fucking my god. Will you na- no I'm not gonna get mad at you 'cause you're just gonna use it. B: [laugh] J: Motherfucker! S: Hah hahahah! J: This guy.. this- B: Now's it's a whole server J: Motherfucker! Aargh!- No don't use that clip! S: [laugh] B: [laugh] S: Hi Boo. J: That was- that was not fair- that was not fair. S: How was that not fair? You knew where I was that time. S: Derp. Derp. Dirt- whoa. B: Oh gee- what! Nohoho. You were-[laugh] J: What happened? What- J: Alright Boo, I need- I need an coordinated attack with you. B: Ah I don't think we can really do that. J: Woo you are really fucking- god. S: [laugh] Ah, the huntsman. J: Wahahahahweh- oh that's why OK whatever. J: I seriously- I can't believe you keep killing me like that. S: I was in the door behind you, you didn't look there? J: I did! You weren't there! S: I was right there! J: Oh my god. S: No! Boo again, the same spot. J: I am in the house. Up on the top level like inside that building where the health pack and ammo. S: The little window? J: Bibic- see me? Hi. S: Oh that one. Neeeh. J: I want to have a meeting between you two. S: If I come up here you're just gonna kill me. J: No. B: I'm gonna- I'm gonna get a little bit murdered here. J: No! Fucking.. no, dude! S: Going in the video. S: I know where you're at. J: Oh, there's another sniper over there. Not good. B: Ooh that's their team. J: 'Got another huntsman over here. What the fuck. S: How'd you not see me? J: What happ- what? That was so confusing! J: I'm seriously gonna go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face. S: [laugh] S: What? J: I'm going to try as hard as I- I'm going to be the sweatiest fucking tryhard in this server- I'm going to kill you. J: I'm going to be a silent but deadly smelly fart in your face, so I hope you're ready. S: [laugh] J: ..What? S: [laugh] J: [crying] It's not fair. It's not ff.. S: [raspberry] [laughs] B: Oh my god? J: What the fuck is going on? B: You fell infront of my door. J: I don't- I don't even know what- what was- what was that? What was that? S: [giggle] J: Thee- that didn't even make me mad anymore. You'wewe-the. It's- it's over. J: This guy like hi! Hello spy! Oh- ow! Ow! Ah-. You. Are a serious prick. S: Were you having a fun moment there? J: Dude, that was like- that was like really funny. That spy could not hurt me. He was like missing over and over again and then- STAH-HA LOOK I KILLED JERMA AND I TAUNTED WEH- THREE. B: [inhale] S: I'm sorry. But. B: Ow. J: Oh! Ohoh, look at- [great inhale] [laugh] S: I know if I wait- if I wait long enough, they're gonna come out of spawn. J: What am I shooting you with these for? S: Are you serious? [laugh] Why- you have a sticky jumper Jerma. J: I was just-aiht. S: Were-have you ever played this game? It's called TF2, it's free to play. Ah, people always makes jokes about how there's hats in it. Uh, Gabe Newell Half-Life 3. B: Aowh! No! What! J: I'm not even in that server anymore. S: Really? Jerma, we're having a good time. Everyone is having a good time and you're just gonna leave? J: 'Cause I just tried to kill you with ss- with the sticky jumper. That is like the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life. S: [giggle] B: [giggle] J: And hi UA-cam, how are ya'? Hi! B: [giggle]
Coming back and watching this video 9 years later feels so weird. Im so glad theyre still talking and streaming from time to time, there was literally nothing better than coming home from school and seeing that Star or Jerma had uploaded a video
Just found a comment left by myself 8 years ago.... This video truly is a time capsule back to better days, thanks for being apart of many kids' childhoods Star!
undertale is cool please be cool haha i did it 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
I love this video's description on Jerma wiki "The two planned to have an official duel against one another, which would be a treat for long-time fans - however, they didn't take into consideration how much better STAR_ is at the game than Jerma."
See this video? No click bait, no stupid intro shit, just a well made video by some guy playing tf2 pissing off his friend. Three million fucking views
I remember when this video came out. I can’t believe it’s already almost 8 years old. I make a revisit to this video probably once or twice a year. An absolute masterpiece. Times we’re definitely more simple back then. Damn
I don't know... It IS funny to a point, but there's such a thing as taking it too far. You'll notice that Star primarily plays Soldier and Sniper; he is UNBELIEVABLY exceptional with those classes--and clearly outmatches Jerma when using them most of the time. But it's still kind of mean to mess with him like that, and I'm surprised Jerma has such good humor about it; I realized I would have just been upset and not even having fun about halfway through the video. Nobody likes being singled out and picked on, not even youtube celebrities...
Daehny Lee Meh, Star and Jerma seem to be good enough friends that stuff like this is normal to them, my best friends and I screw each other over like this in games all the time.
@@user-vd3pw6yf7b Do you know what it’s like to have a video you forgot about recommended to you, be able to say “hey I remember that from a few years ago.” Thinking somewhere like 4 maybe 5 years. Then you see it’s 7 years old. Where the fuck are my 3 years man!
i always get so sad when i watch old star and jerma videos because i know, there not gonna make more, and if they do there so rare its like they dont. :(
Holy shit 8 years. I remember watching this when it came out. This video brings back memories of a time when I could just have fun. Yet even after all this time Jerma hasn’t changed. He really is special
His first taunt kill against Jerma only dealt 446 damage! That means that a fully overhealed Heavy could actually have survived it! That's not supposed to happen.
Not really. Although STAR_ is an amazing player and is probably better than >80% of TF2 players, some are better. LazyPurple and Boo are some examples.
I’m at the point I literally can repeat this video word. by. word.
same
Oh man where is your PFP from??? It’s killing me I can’t remember
@@themigtyboosh if its me lucky star
I see that as the ultimate win
@@themigtyboosh shadow dance
"The sweatiest fuckin tryhard in this server."
That quote, and the events that transpired afterward are absolute comedy gold.
+BallOfBlood except muselk sucks
+Daedra Sheogorath You know, don't say... Swears
+Spectrum 97 well he doesnt compare to competitive tryhard star_
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Transpired? More like perspired.
3:31 still Jerma's most raw fucking thing he said and it's still damn funny till this day
that, and the one where he goes "Im gonna go put cigarrettes out on my dick"
in the elden ring stream he said "you've got to be sh*tting in my mouth"
I like when he paused the argument at the dinner table just to say "You can eat my asshole"
What about his 'Lemme just cigarettes out on my dick!' line in the next Jerma is Mad?
Up there with "reach into the toilet and eat my own shit" and "put cigarettes out on my dick".
Jerma saying "I'm seriously going to sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face" goes through my head about once a week when something pisses me off in a game
Jerma is dead, here is why:
1:02 Denial
1:11 Anger
2:24 Bargaining
4:03 Depression
4:55 Acceptance
R.I.P Jerma
oh my god.
Mind=blown, Konata
:O
5 steps
3 people in the game
5-3=2
2 is what's left
5-2 steps=3
There are 3 people in this game
Jerma says "Don't say swears"
That is 3 words
Team Fortress 3: Attack of Jerma and Star_ confirmed!
Alexei Lozada Learn how to count m8.
5:29 This moment, and the one immediately before it, are perfect comedy gold. The sheer joy in his voice accompanied by the sudden sharp cut of his voice, is just hilarious. I swear when you kill him here he must inhale all the oxygen in the room he was in with that horrified gasp. Just the sheer unadulterated horror behind that gasp. God its funny, my sympathies to Jerma, he must be a really good sport, I know I wouldn't have been at times lol.
Slyguy threeonetwonine Good way to put it.
+Slyguy threeonetwonine Become a writer right now.
Lee Smith
For some reason I read Become a waiter right now. I was like what? Then I was like oh. Then I was like OH! Why thank you lol.
But on a serious note, I've tried writing, well along time ago. To put it rather shot and bluntly, I'm not worth a bucket of warm spit. I enjoy making stories from other peoples creativity, which isn't very creative. In school I did stories on The Terminator, War of the Worlds and a few others where I put my "spin" on their creativity. My favorites were my 007 ones. Sure it would have been easy to put myself in the role of 007 or something like that, but I rather enjoyed putting myself as far into the background of my stories as I can. It was to see if my Writing Teacher could figure out who I was supposed to be. Two stories I can remember that I played a prominent role in was one where I helped 007 out. Another where I was an assassin lurking around trying to kill him. I was pleased with how I ended the story. Bond is in M's office talking up his report and right when he smacks the file folder on the desk I fire a shot off from across the way atop another building and kill M. I made it look the whole story as if I was trying to get Bond but my goal was to get his Boss. My creative writing teacher screamed when she read this. The closest thing I had to a novel going was a 007 one. I had upwards of around 50 pages (not much really) complete, and then my hard drive said no more and I lost it.
It all started because we had to right some kind of story about history or something one of the first days in the class. I spent the whole paper mocking the idea that I was having to do this in what was called "Creative Writing". I played on alot of words, and I can remember writing something about a Roaming (ha) Army that invaded England and built roads so they could beat up the Celtics before they moved to Boston. I didn't find much of it clever to be honest, I was just rebelling. After I turned it in, and the teacher read it, she called me up to her desk. I figured I'm in for it now, no way to deny I was straight up mocking the assignment back to her face. She loved it...........Even stranger she decided that she would separate me out from the class. So long as I had something or atleast an idea to turn in at the end of the day, she did not care what I did and where.
Admittedly it was a great outlet, I was able to get things off my chest not by saying them myself, but having a character in my story say it instead. Cowardly I know, but she just loved it and ate it up. I miss that damn class, it was the only time in my whole school career that I felt like I belonged here.
Sorry for the wall of text. Your comment shot me off down memory lane and I felt like sharing.
Slyguy threeonetwonine Naw, that's cool, man. Honestly I think you undervalue yourself; while I haven't seen any of your writing (aside from this post, of course), it sounds like you got a decent grasp of the form, and more importantly: you enjoy it.
Don't let the fact that you are "not creative" get you down. Thing is, you *are*; "creativity" is simply the organization of existing elements. Nothing completely new really exists; it all comes from the myriad of ideas & experiences we have, combined in unique ways & filtered through our unique expression. Ever heard of Treasure Planet? Or Disney's Oliver and Twist? Or the Lion King? And who gets to eventually write James Bond game/movie scripts? Etc.
Khyrberos
I must admit, I hope you don't read all my comments on here. They are not made in the best of moods sometimes. But I appreciate the read and kind words.
Sure I get what you mean, but in my mind, me taking something someone else made, and trying to make it something of my own, is a bit, disingenuous I think is the word? Whatever the nicer way of saying dishonest is. I'm not saying that anyone who is ever done anything that has similarities between something else is dishonest in an way. I'm just saying in my mind when I do it, while I have fun with it, I don't find it new or creative because its something I've seen from someone else.
I guess in your defense, at the time, when I wrote my "Terminator" stories they were all about the future war, which at that point had only been hinted at in the first two films but never truly seen. And I tried to make 007 more down to Earth like in the Ian Flemming novels, rather than the comic book hero he is sometimes made out to be in the movies, not that I mind that. Turns out, that is what they did with Daniel Craig.
They would never have to pay me a cent, if I got a call from EON to write some for a JB movie, or whoever now owns Terminator for the same. I would pay them money for the privilege and then pray that its worth a damn lol.
6 years... 6 years have gone by
Wow
I’m just happy that I was able to live through Jerma and STAR
Miss these days
Feel old now :/
Good fricken time bro
good to know I'm not the only one who occasionally watches their old videos
They still stream together sometimes
"YOU FAILED!"
"Oh, look at- *proceeds to get taunt killed* "
Plasma meme
Bruh i miss the old heavy viewmodel
Lol
*Inhales*
"Oh look at *GASPS*"
Nonono, its
"Oh look at (inboldtextidontknowhow)GASPS, HAHAHUUEHAHAA"
Zoroarker
Use * on the both sides of the sentence its like encasing it
[NGT]Alcatraz Oh, thank you :D
Invisable arrow strikes again :D
[NGT]Alcatraz Like *THIS?*
"Don't say swears" --Jerma "most iconic lines of 2013"
first I thought you meant ironic, but hey, they both make sense. Ironic
that was is most iconic.......that was before the plague hit
swehs*
Asesino217 And thus, a legend was born!
BloodyAlbino it was one of Jerma's most iconic, along with a few other other ones...... but that was before the plague hit
This was the first instance of Jerma's mask slipping, and him exposing his murderous psychopathic tendencies
"Relentless e-clown SCREAMS SWEARS at innocent passersby"
I can literally fucking recall every word in this video
Same
JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
Yup and from the other two videos. :'(
yknow dont say sswears
I've rewatched these "Jerma is Mad" videos so many times I make fun of myself.
My favorite quote in this video: "Fucking my God, will you..."
"Y'know, don't say s-sweahs..."
"jermas mad fuck you part 2"
Bishop Alexander Right im sorry...
kylezaking "Oh my god... will you...
*gets stabbed by boo*
OH COME ON BOO
IN THE SAME SPOT!"
Raptor Jesus Nowhere in the Bible does it state that Jesus was not a raptor.
4:58 - The original "It's over".
That's how it happened
He says It's ovah! in tons of videos.
ITS OVER
That post-round-loss taunt kill was comedy gold.
that has happened to me before but it was my first time playing medieval mode in tf2 and I was on the losing team and also it was my first ever kill on medieval mode too
I miss this so much.
ikr
Same
STAR_ is the best
tf2 lost there biggest STAR_
Ok that makes me sad.
Boo's in the call
Jerma's keyboard is in a wall
And judging by some of the clips in this, so is he.
Heh
Wow, those Huntsman skills. o_O He makes it look so easy...
Star is playing since he was 9 years old. But i'll have to agree with you that he does make it look so easy
levipromovies Playing FPS games, or playing TF2? How young is STAR_??
(Not to mention I recently saw a comment form someone who claimed he had played Splintercell when he was six years old...why the flying frell do parents let their six or nine or twelve year old pre-pubescent snotnosed spawn play R-rated games? The hell? I'm glad that back when I was six years old PCs and Xboxes and stuff didn't even exist. The most advanced game by Atari that came out that year was Space Invaders.)
Dude I'm seriously thinking the same as you! Little kids from 9 years old are playing cod black ops 2! I mean, what the fuck are these parents thinking? Did they put that 18+ On the cover just for a fancy look? I think not...... Like, game developers don't even have to put the rating on the box because nobody is actually minding it. I mean 6 YEAR OLDS PLAY FPS GAMES!!! Are people these days crazy??!!
Random videos I'm dutch.....
It's really not that hard to shoot a Huntsman (or it's reskined cousin from the latest updates.) You just gotta calculate distance + arc + movement speed = hit ratio... Just in about a split second timing. XD
"Don't say s-swears..."
Jerma predicted UA-cam's new ToS.
Family friendly or demonetization!
too fucking real
ɳıǥǥer
5:32 is a CORE memory of my childhood no joke
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
The fact is if you look at the duel status in the video Jerma wasn't very far off from Ster. Like they were pretty much 1 for 1 at some points. But evil Ster edited the parts of him dying.
This reminds me of the time Ster beat Jerma in smash.
+Olav Dehn that comment reminds me off that one time Dunky beat sky at smesh
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Ster actually explained that they were assist kills in a movie night stream
@@GuyCalledBob yo this was commented 5 years ago
"Don't say swears"
*5 seconds later*
"How the fuck did you do that?"
5:30 is the greatest moment of all time
Weird to think that Salty Phish is in this video..and barely anyone actually knew 4:31 he's the scout with the white beanie, his name's "Da Phish" in the feed
How
Killfeed shows he got kill with arrow.
Wow. So familiar and yet so alien
Danm i tried to say this too
But seems like someone has already taken words
No worries, mate
The scout with the white beanie is Shbooooo (Just "Boo" in UA-cam), you probably meant the spy running out of spawn who's name is 'Da Phish'
Even in victory, Jerma lost
Ster's videos are skyrocketing in popularity because all the people who miss old TF2 are flocking to this channel to relive what once was the greatest free to play online fps on the steam market.
Sneaky Pete I went back to tf2 after I read this comment, I agree, it's still fun, just not what it used to be.
It's fun,no one is denying that,but it's not as fun neither is the people who play it fun anymore.
That Guy Um no. Hes getting less views than before due to very obvious reasons. No uploads means no promotion aiight
마찬혁 I think he meant the old videos.
I T ' S A S A D L I F E
You know, don't say... Swears
swears
+Cakey sraewS
Frick.
+Tommy Lu swehs*
Ok I won't say a swear
2 seconds later: @$$hole! Uh- oh.
Watching Ster videos to remember when Ster played tf2.
Yup. Or with Jerma anyways.
+Swush no he doesn't. he said he got bored of it
+Swush in one video I don't remember which
+Swush it was a live stream not to mention when people ask him if he plays tf2 he says "stop watching me" so idk sounds like he doesnt like it anymore
The live panic attack you could tell he hated it.
6:23 "The most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life".
If only Jerma knew one day he'd host the dollhouse stream and do things that blow the sticky jumper moment out of the water. What a guy.
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alright im totally first not a bug
Technoblade Okay.
Nope
Technoblade Happened to me.
*its a joke
A wild technoblade appears
I think this may be my favorite video on the entirety of youtube.
The first one was my favourite
kyjredx same
Mine is basically sweet genius
@@coffee6058What’s that? the square root of chocolate?
"Fucking my god!"
+Optimus97100 Y'know don't say s-swears.
+Roondar Murnig I'm sorry,I'm so sorry
+Yu Feng Ong This is an eighties sitcom...
"What do you mean, eighties sitcom?"
+Yu Feng Ong This is an eighties sitcom...
"What do you mean, eighties sitcom?"
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That truce taunt kill was like kicking a puppy...
oh, I love Jerma's voice
*_SHPEE!_*
jerma.. poor jerma
Youd love him today
J: Heey what's going on everybody, Jerma here, playing some TF2 with höhuhaha...- you know guys! It's Star and Boo! Let's go!
Jerma vs Star! Jerma vs Star! Everybody wants to see this happen! Jerma vs Star!
J: Hey- I forgot to say- Boo is in the call!
B: Ohh shit.
J: You know. Don't say s..swears.
B: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
S: Like, this is an 80's sitcom.
J: Whaddaya mean 80's sitcom? Did you ever watch the gameplay commentary sitcom that I made?
J: How the fuck did you do that?
J: That's bullshit. No that's seriously bullshit. Like- that I- need to watch that back because there's no way you shot me through that window. You got lucky and that's all that happened.
J: I can't wait to make Jerma is mad G.I... Fuck you part 2.
J: Jerma is mad. Fuck him and I hate him.
J: [You know. Don't say s..swears.]
J: Boh.
B: S'boh.
J: Fucking my god. Will you na- no I'm not gonna get mad at you 'cause you're just gonna use it.
B: [laugh]
J: Motherfucker!
S: Hah hahahah!
J: This guy.. this-
B: Now's it's a whole server
J: Motherfucker! Aargh!- No don't use that clip!
S: [laugh]
B: [laugh]
S: Hi Boo.
J: That was- that was not fair- that was not fair.
S: How was that not fair? You knew where I was that time.
S: Derp. Derp. Dirt- whoa.
B: Oh gee- what! Nohoho. You were-[laugh]
J: What happened? What-
J: Alright Boo, I need- I need an coordinated attack with you.
B: Ah I don't think we can really do that.
J: Woo you are really fucking- god.
S: [laugh] Ah, the huntsman.
J: Wahahahahweh- oh that's why OK whatever.
J: I seriously- I can't believe you keep killing me like that.
S: I was in the door behind you, you didn't look there?
J: I did! You weren't there!
S: I was right there!
J: Oh my god.
S: No! Boo again, the same spot.
J: I am in the house. Up on the top level like inside that building where the health pack and ammo.
S: The little window?
J: Bibic- see me? Hi.
S: Oh that one. Neeeh.
J: I want to have a meeting between you two.
S: If I come up here you're just gonna kill me.
J: No.
B: I'm gonna- I'm gonna get a little bit murdered here.
J: No! Fucking.. no, dude!
S: Going in the video.
S: I know where you're at.
J: Oh, there's another sniper over there. Not good.
B: Ooh that's their team.
J: 'Got another huntsman over here. What the fuck.
S: How'd you not see me?
J: What happ- what? That was so confusing!
J: I'm seriously gonna go sit down on the toilet and piss up into my face.
S: [laugh]
S: What?
J: I'm going to try as hard as I- I'm going to be the sweatiest fucking tryhard in this server- I'm going to kill you.
J: I'm going to be a silent but deadly smelly fart in your face, so I hope you're ready.
S: [laugh]
J: ..What?
S: [laugh]
J: [crying] It's not fair. It's not ff..
S: [raspberry] [laughs]
B: Oh my god?
J: What the fuck is going on?
B: You fell infront of my door.
J: I don't- I don't even know what- what was- what was that? What was that?
S: [giggle]
J: Thee- that didn't even make me mad anymore. You'wewe-the. It's- it's over.
J: This guy like hi! Hello spy! Oh- ow! Ow! Ah-. You. Are a serious prick.
S: Were you having a fun moment there?
J: Dude, that was like- that was like really funny. That spy could not hurt me. He was like missing over and over again and then- STAH-HA LOOK I KILLED JERMA AND I TAUNTED WEH- THREE.
B: [inhale]
S: I'm sorry. But.
B: Ow.
J: Oh! Ohoh, look at- [great inhale] [laugh]
S: I know if I wait- if I wait long enough, they're gonna come out of spawn.
J: What am I shooting you with these for?
S: Are you serious? [laugh] Why- you have a sticky jumper Jerma.
J: I was just-aiht.
S: Were-have you ever played this game? It's called TF2, it's free to play. Ah, people always makes jokes about how there's hats in it. Uh, Gabe Newell Half-Life 3.
B: Aowh! No! What!
J: I'm not even in that server anymore.
S: Really? Jerma, we're having a good time. Everyone is having a good time and you're just gonna leave?
J: 'Cause I just tried to kill you with ss- with the sticky jumper. That is like the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life.
S: [giggle]
B: [giggle]
J: And hi UA-cam, how are ya'? Hi!
B: [giggle]
Thanks but I captioned the video on Captionfy already.
Thanks for this, actually small critic. You didn’t include her as accent ie fart should be faahht
4:58 Sad version of "IT'S OVER"
This is the first video I'm ever watching on Star's channel.
Something tells me I'm going to have a good time here :)
+supermario429er YES
+deaman28 well guess what, Star has stopped making videos often.
+deaman28 You can bet yo' ass!
+oriol “Reghar” ortega Y-ya know d-don't s-say s-swears
+oriol “Reghar” ortega REMEMBER! don't say swear
4:58 " it's over" this is what really happened.
I see what you did there
ORIGINS REVEALED
Jerma: "Don't say swears"
Jerma, literally 9 seconds later: "How the fuck did you do that? That's bullshit, that's seriously bullshit"
Coming back and watching this video 9 years later feels so weird. Im so glad theyre still talking and streaming from time to time, there was literally nothing better than coming home from school and seeing that Star or Jerma had uploaded a video
I totally lost it when Jerma went "ohh hehe look it" and walked into the taunt kill.
fuck, I’m an adult now
TAXES VS YOU TAXES VS YOU!! nobody asked for this to happen!!
Just found a comment left by myself 8 years ago.... This video truly is a time capsule back to better days, thanks for being apart of many kids' childhoods Star!
It's funny how he makes it seem like Jerma doen't do anything at all when you can clearly see 4-4 in the corner so...
+the friendly egg The video is about Jerma being mad. He isn't supposed to be portrayed fairly.
+1101Archimedes
Like a diaper
It's:
Jerma is mad
Not:
Jerma is an equal opponent and a fair duelist
Fucking my god, will you
-Jerma
This RUINED Jerma's fortnite career
The fact that this video is avaliable in 1080p and jerma sounds the same as he does now, gives this video an almost timeless quality.
I love jerma's accent
He's so hawt
*****
Why?
***** now 18 xD
Trevor Brosiedon Oh,ho ho look at y-HUH!!!
Ive probably watched this 50 times.
me too, wtf ?
+Cyndaquil707 me 2
So have I
+SuperSaber4 noob I did it 500000000000000000 times
undertale is cool please be cool haha i did it 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times
I love this video's description on Jerma wiki
"The two planned to have an official duel against one another, which would be a treat for long-time fans - however, they didn't take into consideration how much better STAR_ is at the game than Jerma."
LET'S GO! JERMA VS STAR_! JERMA VS STAR_! EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPP-EN!
Cap'n Smith do you mean Bumbler vs Salty Phish?
5:30 has got to be the funniest Star_ x Jerma clip I've ever seen
Ten years later, and everybody still wants to see this happen. An absolute all-timer.
See this video? No click bait, no stupid intro shit, just a well made video by some guy playing tf2 pissing off his friend. Three million fucking views
Falcon Munch But it took a while to get there. It's also real old. But I'm with you, gameplay vids without gimmicks are the best
Don't say s-swears
I remember when this video came out. I can’t believe it’s already almost 8 years old. I make a revisit to this video probably once or twice a year. An absolute masterpiece. Times we’re definitely more simple back then. Damn
"Don't say swears"
6 seconds later.......
"How the fuck did you do that?"
About 5 seconds after Jerma told Boo not to swear, he says like 5 swears. Nice contradiction Jerma, I still love you. :D
This might actually be the most important video in the history of youtube
JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR
His name in the video is _ _ _ _ but it should really be _ _ _ _ _ because "STAR_" has another underscore at the end of the name.
It could be _ _ _ with another underscore after it.
Herr str_?
this never gets olds...
Yeah,everyday i must watch this video...
I don't know... It IS funny to a point, but there's such a thing as taking it too far. You'll notice that Star primarily plays Soldier and Sniper; he is UNBELIEVABLY exceptional with those classes--and clearly outmatches Jerma when using them most of the time. But it's still kind of mean to mess with him like that, and I'm surprised Jerma has such good humor about it; I realized I would have just been upset and not even having fun about halfway through the video. Nobody likes being singled out and picked on, not even youtube celebrities...
Daehny Lee hmmmmm....
Daehny Lee hmm... you must be fun at parties :3 (jk)
Daehny Lee Meh, Star and Jerma seem to be good enough friends that stuff like this is normal to them, my best friends and I screw each other over like this in games all the time.
Who else just comes here every year to recite the entire video
fun fact, jerma actually did kill star a few times. you can see at 1:52 that the duel score is 4 - 4.
star made this video to be anti jerma propaganda
5:30 Oh my goodness, that part where stur taunt killed Jerma during humiliation was just sad.
I’ve been saying “yknow, don’t say swears.” For years now and I’d forgotten where it came from until rewatching this video
Came across this video again and went down to make this exact comment again only to see my past self had beaten me to the punch
This honestly might be one of the best videos on the internet.
Hi jerma, I'm good thanks
hi good thanks
+Kyle Rockwell i'm dad
I feel old.
7. Fkin years ago. How
@@user-vd3pw6yf7b Do you know what it’s like to have a video you forgot about recommended to you, be able to say “hey I remember that from a few years ago.” Thinking somewhere like 4 maybe 5 years. Then you see it’s 7 years old. Where the fuck are my 3 years man!
"I can't wait to make Jerma is mad, fuck you part two. Jerma is mad, fuck him and yay hate him"
i always get so sad when i watch old star and jerma videos because i know, there not gonna make more, and if they do there so rare its like they dont. :(
imthemistermaster we all do
imthemistermaster we all want more sterma, a great lost to the tf2 community and all sterma fans
Mostly ster trolling jerma making him so salty
well, jerma and star are occasionally streaming together sometimes now, but i doubt either wants to play tf2 again
@@CatandFriends1 And when they do it doesn't feel right. Ster is too negative and jerma is too used to flying solo
Holy shit 8 years. I remember watching this when it came out. This video brings back memories of a time when I could just have fun. Yet even after all this time Jerma hasn’t changed. He really is special
Yep, 2 years and still funny :)
I watch this video over and over when I have nothing better to do and it's always hilarious.
+Chris Holly
Like a diaper
And this is 3 more years.
"You Know Dont Say S-swears"
*Jerma then said so many swears I lost count*
Only 12
I just keep. Coming. Back. 9th year
I’m back. The annual watching of this masterpiece.
"If your foe is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him."
--Sun Tzu
tf2- distraction heavy on jermas channel. STER IS MED PART 3
THEY CAME BACK FOR THE 10 YEAR
Jerma Origin story
0:50 Reduces chance of hunger by up to 13%.
wut?
Doubled Fun why are you everywhere?
Doubled Fun why are you everywhere?
Dylan Williford ᶦ ᶫᶦᵉᵏ ᵘ ˢᵘ ᵐᵘᶜʰ
Doubled Fun Mai-chan is love. Mai-chan is life.
Roasty my Toasty ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ roasty my toasty...
Bf31 confirmed
My face was in this video.
"Don't say s-sweayahs."
2 seconds later:
"How the *F U C K* did you do that?!"
7 god damn freaking years ago
8 soon
His first taunt kill against Jerma only dealt 446 damage! That means that a fully overhealed Heavy could actually have survived it! That's not supposed to happen.
taunt kills do 6 times of the victims full health, meaning if you taunt killed an over-healed heavy it would've been 6 * 300
oh yeah; sorry
Jimmy De'Souza but still a fulli over healed heawi should not sowive a back stab that the point of spy to kill what other people cant
no taunt can kill a fully over healed heavy except for the escape plan\equalizer taunt.
nvm
For any of you wondering, part 1 is "TF2: Ruiner of Fun"
I think first part is "the duel"..
GunterPeungin No it is Ruiner Of Fun
This video is the tombstone of PG Andy.
And Boo is in the call...
Hi Jerma. I am UA-cam.
wat
Fikri Aiman
wat ur fais
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus um
Fikri Aiman
um ur fais
Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus Face*
I'd like to know where star is getting all these lag-free games where he isn't imminently focused down by random pyro/soldier
It’s been 9 years and “d-don’t say swears” has never left my head
I can't believe they returned
Thank you for reminding me to watch this again, UA-cam. Man, am I grateful to have been there during this age of the website and TF2.
Tf2 back then bro omg I miss the airshots
5:58 Best Description ever :
Its called TF2, its free to play, uhh people always make jokes about how there's hats in it; uh, Gabe Newell; Half Life 3
5:33
Pure... Comedy... Gold xD
Excactly
Jesus Christ this vid is gonna be a decade old this year.
This video is eight years old in about one and a half months, what the fuck? how.
This video turned 10 years old a few days ago.
I feel old.
Wow, he is really good with the huntsman
***** Actually ruwin is probably better than star with everything
Not really. Although STAR_ is an amazing player and is probably better than >80% of TF2 players, some are better. LazyPurple and Boo are some examples.
LazyPurple
***** Yeah, more like 90% I guess.
***** en mä halua keksiä
2013 was a good year
it's crazy how jerma sounds almost exactly the same