Ding Dong said on stream that most of this was takes of him kinda just saying what came to mind, not scripted. (I paraphrase, idk the wording he used to describe it)
That's just what bill gates wants you to believe. Tell me did you know that 4G was ACTUALLY an anagram for G4 or that 5G was really G5 all along. Didn't think so
I love a quality made video whose whole bit is just cynical and sarcastic. The art and presentation were impressive as well, I wasn't expecting that degree of quality since I thought Dingdong was more of a coder.
Well it was actually proven right. Poor shame they had no idea that it was a flawed business idea from the start especially considering the content it has to go up against.
I didn't know G4 was even coming back. Looking at the hashtag it's mostly people saying "eh might as well try, my other stuff isn't bursting with popularity", people who are nostalgic for that era and type of programming, and people who already do that kinda stuff on UA-cam already (which makes no sense to me) all and all, hire me G4 #G4NeedsTalent :)
@@jackarisho6607 G4 was an old network that was SUPPOSED to be about video games and tech stuff. They got bought out and started showing reruns of older shows, the most frequent of which was Cops.
Y'know what the best part of this is? DingDong's "application" is most well produced and it's currently the one with the most views, by a long shot. That's judt golden! hahahaha
I love the snark in this video, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard Ding Dong talk that fast lol. But more than anything I gotta say, I fucking love DD’s art style. I’m not familiar enough with art to say what about it I like, but I love it. Especially whenever I see his sorta wobbly text. Makes me think of Baba is you.
Didn't you listen? He has many very vital talents like "talk about boob" or "eat dorito". With not only one but 2 and possibly more essential techniques like that, why he could do either! The possibilities are endless for G4, the ratings will be through the roof!
I'm a pedantic fellow, so I was just a _little_ skeptical about hiring you. But when you showed those graphs and charts that DID have statistics on them, you had me. Also I don't work at G4.
0:55 Wow that's a prety cool ref there bro (It's a ref to Alex YIIK, the protagonist of YIIK: The Postmodern RPG. Post-modernism is a gerne of games that are very artistic, you probably haven't heard of it)
I know this is a joke video but would G4 be desperate enough to hire DingDong? DingDong reviewing games as a giant Max Headroom style DingDong head would actually get me to turn my cable back on.
Ding Dong's shoulders are gonna really hurt after carrying the entirety of G4 on his back
Doctor Squid like when Lyle was carrying all of destructiod?
He never had shoulders he was just a long triangle
I know he made this as a joke but I would like to see DingDong do more scripted content like this, he's naturally funny
dan since when did you get 3 billion likes
Ding Dong said on stream that most of this was takes of him kinda just saying what came to mind, not scripted. (I paraphrase, idk the wording he used to describe it)
His voice is just perfect in every way
100% Agreed.
Of course I see YOU coming here
Well he’s a gamer and can talk about boob, sigh we just have to hire him, even after his massacre
wait what?
he can do boob?
I mean Ding Dong would be considered a minority hire considering he is the last of his species after the Let's Players attacked
what can't this gamer do?
Thanks Obama
definitely not a cop No problem my child
"These graphs are charts, and they DO have statistics on them."
Slow down you're going too fast for me
I sure hope there isn't a test at the end.
G4 is shutting down today, this aged phenomenally
Adam, hire this man immediately!
ok
Wtf am I supposed to do
My people
Ok
Sure
0:57 Woah DingDong did an Alex YIIK cameo!
He was ahead of his time
Christ... G4 is going bleed out from those deep cuts before they can even hope to get any viewers.
Ding dong just shot the corpse of g4 to make sure.
Did they actually die? I haven't watched cable TV for literally like ... maybe 7 years?
@@al145 well they have now
Mark my words, G4 is going to watch no more than a third of this video and attempt to hire you.
As DSP's co-host. Let's make it happen gamers.
SuperAutisms I’d love an entire 15 minute show where DSP screams at Ding Dong
Looks like they should have; he called nearly every mistake before any could even happen.
i only just realized Ding Dong was referencing Alex YIIK with his "progressive" bit. Oh my god.
Tsk, tsk! If they just hired Ding Dong, maybe they wouldn’t have gone under!
He called it. He called every single detail.
I'm going to mentally vote for u, Dingus Dong. Your position is secure
if G4 is so good why isn't there a G5 yet?
That's just what bill gates wants you to believe. Tell me did you know that 4G was ACTUALLY an anagram for G4 or that 5G was really G5 all along. Didn't think so
same reason why they don’t have an E4, peoples can’t count high 😢
It’s too powerful
"If the universe is so big, why won't it fight me?"
Well you have seen what people do to G5 towers...
"My diarrhea trigger has been nullified."
-God
Ding Dong isn’t god
He is his own master race above that
BANG BANG BANG
@@TheCoolDragoon 😳
Ding Dong has a crystal ball.
0:56 This part made me go "YIIK!"
“A post-modern RPG!”
ha ha
I love a quality made video whose whole bit is just cynical and sarcastic. The art and presentation were impressive as well, I wasn't expecting that degree of quality since I thought Dingdong was more of a coder.
G4 wouldn’t have failed if they Nintendo hired this man.
Well it was actually proven right. Poor shame they had no idea that it was a flawed business idea from the start especially considering the content it has to go up against.
This man predicted the future.
Fun fact: He was hired immediately, and has been on screen every day, we just don't know what he looks like.
Well it seems like they tried to go the progressive route
_sigh_ if only they listened to DingDong and cancelled that problematic plumber
"Sticking it to G4? That's just the kind of talent we are looking for here at Dorkly! You're hired."
Bro you ever thought about where Sonic puts all these big golden rings? Like, does he have a big purse that he carries them all in?! LOL
dude what if the mario mushroom were real drugs haha
what if pac man eat pill and he get high but then ghost hit him and he die for real and blood everywhere
Ha what if sonic the funny blue hedgehog fucking murdered a civilian in cold blood. Haha
dude.. what if Pokémon was made in the 1700’s, wouldn’t that be funny. Like, y’know, Black Death and stuff?
0:56 okay I get the reference now
aged well
This aged way too well.
Did Ding Dong really make all the animation and visuals on his own? Cause holy shit this looks nice.
I was thinking that too. I thought maybe Julian did it but damn. Color me impressed. It definitely looks like a style Ding Ding would choose though 😁
I know right? I didn't even know that he draws and animates his own stuff. The artstyle here is sick!
Yeah, and Julian streams on Twitch on a weekly basis.
I think Julian said a while ago (in a doodle doods) that Ding Dong doesn’t really draw but he can go to town on pixel art
@@Snarketypes oh wait he does?
YIIK foreshadowing at 0:56
I didn't know G4 was even coming back.
Looking at the hashtag it's mostly people saying "eh might as well try, my other stuff isn't bursting with popularity", people who are nostalgic for that era and type of programming, and people who already do that kinda stuff on UA-cam already (which makes no sense to me)
all and all, hire me G4 #G4NeedsTalent :)
wtf?! #G4NeedsTalent is real? i thought this was some kind of joke! lol
What’s G4 anyways?
@@jackarisho6607 G4 was an old network that was SUPPOSED to be about video games and tech stuff. They got bought out and started showing reruns of older shows, the most frequent of which was Cops.
The UA-camrs that are trying to get on G4 are probably doing it so they can have some type of contacts in Hollywood.
I remember when g4 was tech TV damn I'm getting old
This aged so well
This aged well
Glad to know that classic Ding-Dong humor hasn't gone away.
A year later it's still relevant 🤣
Aged like the finest wine 🍷
This video aged very well, looking at G4 now
My favorite episode of the Simpsons was: Lisa Goes Gaga 4 G4!
They went with the progressive angle...
0:56 It's the man himself! *ALEX YIIK!!*
You had me at 'hey' and now YOU have my vote, DingdongVG.
Ding Dong will somehow get hired
Y'know what the best part of this is? DingDong's "application" is most well produced and it's currently the one with the most views, by a long shot. That's judt golden! hahahaha
damn I guess g4 REALLY needed talent
0:57 "I love being in YiiK!"
i frowned at the yiik dingdog at 0:58
Could we have the Dingus-Dongus as president of planet earth?
HE ISN'T?!
@@Sainttommond4852 He used to be president of the planet ohio however that didn't quite work out.
He resigned as president when Amazon Prime couldn't ship his Ectocooler
@@cannonfodder4000 I thought it was because his assistant Chris knew the launch code and nuked his office
@@jeremyabbott4537 No, that was a bit. He resigned because they couldn't afford his Cortex figurine.
0:58 holy shit, Alex Yiik
Oh my god I need to hire him he's the only candidate the kids will understand
Nintendo, hire this man!
Hes using unreal engine in any WAY HE CAN
What no wtf dingdong doesnt contain ebola no no no he simply cannot have
Ding Dong was teasing the YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG playthrough from the start.
0:57 the prediction of the YIIKening 😳
Bruh the prophecy is real.
Bruh, he knew all along. How did he know.
G4 failed because Ding Dong wasn't on the team confirmed
G4 might actually be interesting depending on who they decide to hire
Wait. Doritos are real?
I know man its surreal
No they’re a hoax
Who’s here after the news? 😂
I love the snark in this video, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard Ding Dong talk that fast lol. But more than anything I gotta say, I fucking love DD’s art style. I’m not familiar enough with art to say what about it I like, but I love it. Especially whenever I see his sorta wobbly text. Makes me think of Baba is you.
the 90s called
they want you back
Ding Dong on stage next to Geoff...
What a sight to behold.
And then Angry joe will come up to him and be like "You fucking with me Hatsune miku did came out this year wtf!"
And it better be a cool Tupac hologram of his avatar or I'm gonna scream
Damn DingDong, It's like you knew all along
the hampster dab took the 2010s by storm! add some dude bôôbs in there and you’ve got a hit!
breastses
G4 should've hired him instead of Frosk #SaveG4 #G4NeedsTalent
Nobody's gonna mention how ding dong became Alex yiik?
I love this art style, it's like WarioWare with a hefty dose of cynicism.
0:55 I know we're all thinking it...Alex YIIK
Good lord Ding Dong’s dry ass delivery combined with unique graphics is legit perfect for G4
The animation is so adorable looking and DingDong's voice is so calm/serious that i have watched this four times now
0:56 I’m kinda yiiking out here man
0:56 Alex Yiik
I appreciate the old '03 style animation in the beginning there, wonderful touch
0:56 the yeek man
The best part of Dingdong on G4? He writes and reads his OWN scripts...
Looking at you Frosk ;)
You saw it from the beginning... or reboot...
0:56 ding dong is Alex YIIK
Cops, Cheaters, Cops....Cheaters
Entirely too accurate. Gave me a feeling of nostalgia for a second.
Yeah but what are you gonna do when they actually offer you a job for this?
Meem Masheen ft. Wild Woody
Didn't you listen?
He has many very vital talents like "talk about boob" or "eat dorito".
With not only one but 2 and possibly more essential techniques like that, why he could do either!
The possibilities are endless for G4, the ratings will be through the roof!
I'm a pedantic fellow, so I was just a _little_ skeptical about hiring you. But when you showed those graphs and charts that DID have statistics on them, you had me. Also I don't work at G4.
0:55 Wow that's a prety cool ref there bro
(It's a ref to Alex YIIK, the protagonist of YIIK: The Postmodern RPG. Post-modernism is a gerne of games that are very artistic, you probably haven't heard of it)
"Cops.
Cheaters.
Cops.
..... Cheaters."
Oof, pulling no punches.
Seeing that gamer gunk that you shove in your craw caused my stomach to make audible pain sounds
"I've shoved so much gamer gunk down my craw" is a real fuckin line, and I love it
I love DingDong. Such sublime irony accompanied by such a perfect comedic delivery. And the animations, geez.
0:56 my dude did yiik
If G4 was smart they would have spent all their money on just you.
I know this is a joke video but would G4 be desperate enough to hire DingDong? DingDong reviewing games as a giant Max Headroom style DingDong head would actually get me to turn my cable back on.
there’s something about the editing, spritework and subtly silly sound design of this that makes it so friggin appealing
Really cool of you to take the time to make this. I really enjoyed it.
Ding Dong is the original VTuber
I didn't know ding dong could animate so well, i figured julian did all the animation. These videos are great keep it up!
00:56 I'm totally Yiik'ing out right now
0:56
*YIIK DONG*
*YIIK DONG*
And this is why I love DingDong, always saying it how it is.
welp.
Wow! He’s right! Those charts *are* numbers, and they *do* have statistics on them.
i fucking lost it at "hairy and creamy"
0:56 i-is that a YiiK reference
"How do you do, fellow gamers?" ~ Ding of Dong, 2020 A.D.
G4 Needs You More Now Than Ever DingDong!
I thought G4 coming back was a joke until I looked it up.
Good luck with that.
"Gamers go gaga 4, g4"
-Ding dong vg
G4 needs talent now more than ever!!!