Exploring the SCP Foundation: The Three Moons Initiative

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  • @marvellousgsg493
    @marvellousgsg493 4 роки тому +2632

    My favourite of the Three Moons censorship by far is when it was introduced to the "Lofi hip hop beats to study/relax to" stream. The first two or three hours plays as normal, however after a certain time, agents enter the room and inform the girl that while her studies are important and praiseworthy, she has to take care of herself too, and not over work herself. They then tuck her into bed, and the next 8 hours of the stream is just a shot of her empty desk, with soft breathing in the background as she sleeps.

    • @JustWhy_546
      @JustWhy_546 4 роки тому +262

      MarvellousGSG That’s so wholesome, I love it

    • @feepentertainment6752
      @feepentertainment6752 4 роки тому +198

      We all know she failed her tests afterwards cuz this is SCP.

    • @anthonyj9299
      @anthonyj9299 4 роки тому +65

      but she has SAT to take in 2 weeks 😱

    • @toaster9922
      @toaster9922 4 роки тому +215

      My favourite one was an episode of Barney the Dinosaur. The episode is changed into a 3 moons operative calling The Foundation a bunch if five year olds for apparently wanting to see Barney get vapourized.

    • @jchoneandonly
      @jchoneandonly 4 роки тому +16

      Wait what?

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 5 років тому +2671

    "Witch Queen is dead"
    "Hell yeah, good riddance"
    "Respawn location is Earth"
    " O H S H I T "

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому +30

      Breadsticc

    • @mrhat1073
      @mrhat1073 4 роки тому +93

      respawn location: daleport

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 4 роки тому +44

      @@mrhat1073 guess she's in for a rude awakening.

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 4 роки тому +9

      @Lucky Fucker I ruined it because I typed it wrong. If you don't understand Daleport well..

    • @markmulder9845
      @markmulder9845 4 роки тому +5

      Oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck, oh shit, oh fuck...

  • @thegreatBarbossa
    @thegreatBarbossa 5 років тому +1491

    "Drinks are on us when you arrive"
    Well I guess that's one thing to look forward too when the giant monkey eats us all.

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 років тому +28

      The great Barbossa Premium Edition I didn’t know Goku made it to Corbenic

    • @novaglitch6197
      @novaglitch6197 5 років тому +29

      Ill be there sipping a Pan-galactic Gargleblaster with the boys when i show up.

    • @alissa2791
      @alissa2791 5 років тому +4

      The great Barbossa Premium Edition
      Not unless we drive freedom right up the monkeys bum and send it into the sun

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 4 роки тому +4

      dylan somawardana But even so, still drinks on them when we get to Corbenic?

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 роки тому +2

      At least in our dimension we won't be alive for the entire digestive process. Immortality sucks

  • @Strawberrymilkdrink
    @Strawberrymilkdrink 5 років тому +2104

    Imagine the witch queen gets to earth and just gets stomped by any of the other elder gods that are on earth passively

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +158

      allan mallee In other words any of the benevolent deities currently on Earth like Pangloss or 343?

    • @Strawberrymilkdrink
      @Strawberrymilkdrink 5 років тому +262

      @@undeadprinceofchaos3731 I wouldn't even say benevolent like imagine the flesh that hates just attacking her because she landing in the wrong place shes immortal but that wont stop it taking her over

    • @comradecameron3726
      @comradecameron3726 5 років тому +71

      allan mallee the flesh isn’t a god though. I’d like to see how she handles scp 3812 though.

    • @DanateDMC
      @DanateDMC 5 років тому +153

      Cthulhu will just yeet that bitch back to space so he can go back to napping.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +35

      Comrade Cameron You mean Yaldabaoth? Uh hello?! She IS a god!

  • @dwindleberry4592
    @dwindleberry4592 5 років тому +167

    SCP 3922 is the funniest thing about the 3 moons. For a porno, the "video proceeds as normal, save for the seven SCP-3922-A instances who stand guard to ensure that any sex remains consensual. Said SCP-3922-A instances are equipped with rocket launchers."

    • @gamingdemigodxiii5630
      @gamingdemigodxiii5630 4 роки тому +46

      So their okay with porn as long as it remains consensual? That's... actually reasonable.

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 4 роки тому +32

      I assume they would have problems with pornography studios and the industry as it exists though

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheTheThe_ Indeed

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr Рік тому +8

      Sounds like mutual assured destruction, but with consent.

    • @abydosianchulac2
      @abydosianchulac2 10 місяців тому +1

      Seems a bit much, if those rocket launchers might kill victim as well as perp.

  • @Black_Claw175
    @Black_Claw175 5 років тому +1214

    The fact you can say "Tactical Un-Donkification Ordinance" in such a serious tone just makes the name so much funnier. I can't stop laughing every time I hear read the words.

    • @SCP--ff1zg
      @SCP--ff1zg 4 роки тому +7

      Xd

    • @dhararry7929
      @dhararry7929 4 роки тому +10

      You should watch his April Fools Playlist than.

    • @KyleJordanGaming
      @KyleJordanGaming 3 роки тому +16

      Tactical Un-donkification is no laughing matter, friend. Do you know how many innocent people around the world suffer from the effects of donkification every day? I know it’s more than zero, and that’s all that matters. No, sir. Not on my watch.

    • @TmsTanim
      @TmsTanim 3 роки тому +7

      Does undonkification strictly work on the entire body, or can it be more... selective as to which parts of the anatomy are undonkified? Asking for a donkified friend.

    • @bradymenting5120
      @bradymenting5120 2 роки тому

      it definitely caught me off guard, that's for sure

  • @RavenCloak13
    @RavenCloak13 5 років тому +2807

    “After watching the series finale of Sesame Street, in which Elmo expressed fears over the end of the world.”
    Well, that’s got to single handedly be the darkest sentences written in the SCP Site...

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +36

      RavenCloak13 Does that episode of Sesame Street actually exist?!

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 5 років тому +168

      Undead Prince of Chaos
      No, it’s just part of the in-universe tale. Though something similar did happen in Sesame Street just a more grounded issue. I think they did a special for like 9/11 or stuff like that to explain to kids in an easy to digest way. Similar to shows like Bear in the Big Blue House.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +20

      RavenCloak13 ok good, because there’s no way that they would actually make an episode like that!

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 років тому +10

      I’m gonna go cry 😭

    • @DGP406
      @DGP406 5 років тому +80

      it's actually a reference to the Dinosaurs TV series where they also express fear over the coming ice age

  • @michaelmoser7497
    @michaelmoser7497 5 років тому +882

    Oh boy I can only imagine what they would do to Mr.Krabs after he sold Sponegebobs soul for 62 cents.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 5 років тому +120

      They'll steam him and eat him with butter.

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 років тому +47

      @@mosshivenetwork117 for all eternity

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 5 років тому +34

      @@justaamateur6533 Like, his death would be an endless method in which he will be cooked.
      Like a certain Italian mob boss.

    • @enduros5endy461
      @enduros5endy461 5 років тому +47

      I imagine the worst thing they could do to Mr. Krabs is to take all his money away. Pretty much, that'll do it. lol

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 5 років тому +18

      @@enduros5endy461 put his daughter in a tin.

  • @tablekun8690
    @tablekun8690 5 років тому +335

    "Another immortal entity heading towards earth, so nothing new" perfectly normal move along.

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 5 років тому +1022

    "Winnie the Pooh will not be decapitated for ruining Rabbit's Garden."
    This needs to be clarified. Which Winnie the Pooh are we talking about?

    • @duo496
      @duo496 5 років тому +71

      Qardo the Winnie that committed arson

    • @lionguy4107
      @lionguy4107 5 років тому +48

      @@duo496 my cat's name is winnie and even though i knew the context i just pictured my cat committing arson

    • @sfdgdrgdvxff
      @sfdgdrgdvxff 5 років тому +18

      No bothers given

    • @thiccboi1779
      @thiccboi1779 5 років тому +72

      Probably not the one running a communist dictatorship contaminated with a man made virus

    • @Qardo
      @Qardo 5 років тому +4

      @@thiccboi1779 Damn.....they are slipping man. Slipping! Where is that box? I need it to plug into for the local and global news station.

  • @jayy7842
    @jayy7842 4 роки тому +98

    The Three Moon Initiative: " No Autocrats"
    Also The Three Moon Initiative: "Obey or DIE"

  • @yungmythologist
    @yungmythologist 5 років тому +600

    I'm incredibly fond of the weird "Lawful Neutral" tone this shit always takes.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому +12

      Breadsticc

    • @emrekaraman6877
      @emrekaraman6877 4 роки тому +19

      @@lolface_9363 how did you come up with that incredibly original comment

    • @mattyboi7491
      @mattyboi7491 4 роки тому +6

      It sort of reminds me of Welcome to Night Vale

    • @gasterblaster9817
      @gasterblaster9817 4 роки тому +19

      I'd say Three Moons is more an attempt at Lawful Good that went way too far and arrived at Lawful Stupid

    • @awcy6902
      @awcy6902 4 роки тому +1

      More like Chaotic Good

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 років тому +2276

    I would prefer having four moons but hey I'm not judging other peoples choices in moon quantity.

    • @aerogrape6376
      @aerogrape6376 5 років тому +62

      Justas quality over quantity my guy

    • @kussabook9247
      @kussabook9247 5 років тому +49

      I prefer 5
      ...
      FIGHT ME

    • @xxdeadoutxx761
      @xxdeadoutxx761 5 років тому +15

      Ima 5 moon kinda guy

    • @timjennings4342
      @timjennings4342 5 років тому +35

      I think things were better before the third moon showed up... damn three mooners, always so entitled.

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +36

      Though from what we’ve been told, the moons of Corbenic aren’t really moons...but three dead Earths from three different realities

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +336

    “Jerard decided to do something about it the day before it arrived after watching the series finale of Sesame Street.”
    Strange place to get inspiration but I won’t judge.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 4 роки тому +17

      Toaster I guess that when even Sesame Street starts getting bleak, one can’t help but think it’s about time they did something about this.

    • @NerdyAngel1989
      @NerdyAngel1989 4 роки тому +1

      Well I mean it is a teaching show lol

  • @skylerrutherford9870
    @skylerrutherford9870 5 років тому +819

    The 3 moons initiative has forever ruined the Dark Knight and batman for me

    • @violatorut2003
      @violatorut2003 5 років тому +7

      Skyler Rutherford and boyhood Lol

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 років тому +52

      You spelled “fixed” wrong

    • @ME-kd1ko
      @ME-kd1ko 5 років тому +19

      I want to see this version now.

    • @karos009
      @karos009 5 років тому +8

      @@ME-kd1ko id like to see all of those versions :D

    • @nelsinki5177
      @nelsinki5177 5 років тому +9

      I actually wish to know what will happen if SCP-3922 it's put around SCP-993, Bobble the Clown.

  • @HarlequinDaniel
    @HarlequinDaniel 5 років тому +1007

    How bleak would a final “we know the world is ending” episode of Sesame Street be?!

    • @tanuki01
      @tanuki01 5 років тому +135

      HarlequinDaniel I imagine it would try to be as comforting and consoling as possible to help the kids

    • @MRgunjunrun
      @MRgunjunrun 5 років тому +148

      Meanwhile in spongebob : "Why don't we take earth, and push it somewhere else ?"

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 років тому +60

      V-ide-oron I mean that’s basically how the three moons initiative got started XD

    • @Mcaark
      @Mcaark 5 років тому +39

      How many dead family members does Mikey have?
      ONE! ONE dead mommy, AH. AH. AH.
      TWO! TWO dead siblings, AH. AH. AH.

    • @henrymcdowell3103
      @henrymcdowell3103 5 років тому +60

      It's worth reading how it's described in the tale Radical Acceptance (www.scp-wiki.net/radical-acceptance):
      December 2nd. I sat in the onsite nuclear warhead's room of Base-19, popped open a cold one, and watched some TV on my laptop.
      Sesame Street. After 360 years on the air, their series finale came on the day before the world ended. I knew they dealt with some pretty heavy topics sometimes - lead poisoning and Mr. Hooper's death comes to mind, along with that one episode back in 2148 about dealing with radioactive fallout. But at least with all those other "very special" episodes, there was an element of hope. A promise that something better is coming, so long as we look out for it.
      This episode was called "Saying Goodbye."
      "Elmo heard the news guy say that the whole world was gonna go away tomorrow. You scared? …Elmo scared too."
      I dropped my beer.
      I closed my laptop.
      I walked into my office.
      I screamed.

  • @exnomer5002
    @exnomer5002 5 років тому +907

    *_"Tactical Undonkification Ordinance"_*
    I laughed so hard I died and went to Corbenic Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @christophersmirh1360
      @christophersmirh1360 5 років тому +20

      UnDONKification

    • @additiveartificer9365
      @additiveartificer9365 5 років тому +8

      "Undonkification"

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 5 років тому +5

      Bounce by the ounce

    • @dalubnie
      @dalubnie 4 роки тому +21

      SCP-3922's test log is full of hilarity. One of my favorites was them testing "Star Wars," which resulted in the 3MI confiscating the Death Star. Unsurprisingly, this prompted the Foundation to cancel their plans to test 3922 on "Dragonball Z."

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 4 роки тому +4

      It was a weird story! They had to improvise!

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 5 років тому +459

    11:38 COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE biographical drama of the legendary Chicago Bulls player Michael Jordan
    Not gonna lie, I would want a copy of SCP-3922

    • @TheSonicfanx1
      @TheSonicfanx1 5 років тому +3

      How.

    • @Nelo_Wolf
      @Nelo_Wolf 5 років тому +2

      What about of Dennis Rodman ? the bad boy of basketball

    • @Fulgrim2
      @Fulgrim2 5 років тому +32

      *Puts 3922 next to the tv as “Breaking Bad” plays*

    • @tyronewilliams7556
      @tyronewilliams7556 5 років тому +2

      One of the best comments I've seen in a while. Drinks on me when you arrive 🍻

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 років тому +21

      Fulgrim2 The test log for 3922 actually has records of tests done with Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, Saul Goodman actually managed to lawyer his way out of a more serious punishment

  • @CleetusGlobin
    @CleetusGlobin 5 років тому +75

    10:10 “Winnie the Pooh won’t be decapitated for ruining Rabbit’s garden.”
    this is, without a doubt, the funniest sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @sebastianacevedo9444
    @sebastianacevedo9444 5 років тому +118

    The Series Finale of Sesame Street where Elmo discusses his fear over the end of the world. That sounds about right I'm scared too Elmo.

  • @Grab_001
    @Grab_001 5 років тому +1092

    I mean, Authoritarian as it is, you can’t really argue with an anti fascist God Spider in control of your Afterlife and doesn’t want you eaten by a horrifying 10KM tall monstrous primate. Pretty solid in my opinion.

    • @rookie2552
      @rookie2552 4 роки тому +7

      Breadsticc

    • @Skippinnfliplin
      @Skippinnfliplin 4 роки тому +67

      Idk he sounds pretty damn facist to me. Maybe not racist, but certainly theocratic and disinterested in basic freedoms

    • @kintsuki99
      @kintsuki99 4 роки тому +113

      @@Skippinnfliplin It doesn't seen to restrict any freedom and only cares for "moral" choices that are actions that affect someone other than the person committing the action.
      For example there are no mention of using drugs or living for pleasure being "wrong", what is said as wrong is slavery, violence against other humans and the like.

    • @bloodyax8070
      @bloodyax8070 4 роки тому +27

      @@Skippinnfliplin Honestly I really don't see anything wrong with fascism at a certain point with, of course, a few clauses. As long as the fascism acts in a more libertarian manner then it could be good. I see a lot of humans that are too stupid for their own good and they end up hurting everyone in the process, a quick and efficient way to control them from doing this would be appreciated.

    • @theplaybunnyarcade3375
      @theplaybunnyarcade3375 4 роки тому +89

      @@kintsuki99 that's literally just fascism. Every fascist thinks they're just enforcing good morals.

  • @jax1384
    @jax1384 5 років тому +73

    You know you’re screwed when even Elmo loses hope

  • @colinwhelan2099
    @colinwhelan2099 5 років тому +69

    I see a lot of parallels connecting the Three Moons Initiative with the godlike entity that ruined the SCP 093 dimension. Concerned with people's sins, puts them in fancy goop, humbling ceremonies.
    But that's just me

  • @tanuki01
    @tanuki01 5 років тому +64

    “The foundation is surely not convinced the Three Moon Initiative is one of them.”
    The foundation really doesn’t have a lot of say in that considering what they do

  • @gabrielbruce1977
    @gabrielbruce1977 5 років тому +107

    "The Initiative's press secretary, Lyndon B Johnson, assures the public that the process is painless, non-invasive, and does not affect libido, sothat'snice."
    This is even funnier when you know that LBJ nicknamed his peen Jumbo and was inordinately proud of it.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +99

    I like how you briefly mentioned Lindon B. Johnson is the press secretary.

  • @dhmc45
    @dhmc45 5 років тому +263

    "You are watched. You are protected. You are loved."
    - The Three Moons Initiative's motto

    • @BlownOutSpeakers
      @BlownOutSpeakers 5 років тому +13

      Breadsticc

    • @patches3555
      @patches3555 4 роки тому +1

      @@BlownOutSpeakers I have cancer thanks to you

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 3 роки тому

      I don't know that I trust the definition of "love" coming from an immortal spider wizard. It seems likely that he lacks empathy for the human condition.

    • @infinityshitzuketakamuso4859
      @infinityshitzuketakamuso4859 3 роки тому

      You are watched. You are protected. You are deeply fucked my son. 😂😂

    • @EnvisionerWill
      @EnvisionerWill 3 роки тому

      @@infinityshitzuketakamuso4859 Yer not my Dad, shuddup!

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 5 років тому +112

    We can't keep sending them recruits if we're all dead. So keeping us alive is in their best interest.

    • @LordPyro25
      @LordPyro25 5 років тому +26

      Colin Childress Ah but the people who die in every alternate universe also goto Corbenic, so realistically they could genocide a few thousand earths if they wanted to and it probably wouldn’t change anything. Actually I can’t remember if the SCP canon has infinite timelines or not, but I’m pretty sure they do

    • @thejondarianking7694
      @thejondarianking7694 5 років тому +4

      breadsticc

    • @kenpanderz672
      @kenpanderz672 5 років тому +10

      Pyrocumulus25
      wouldnt that imply that Corbenic is gaining infinite new arrivals every day? that sounds hard to manage.

    • @colinchildress1251
      @colinchildress1251 5 років тому +6

      @@kenpanderz672 infinite police to control it all though.

    • @Mrspiderman20014
      @Mrspiderman20014 5 років тому

      John O. Not really, dc has a similar multiversal system.

  • @kordelshorgar122
    @kordelshorgar122 5 років тому +156

    a couple of hundreds of years from now: welcome to the 150th moon initiative...

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 років тому +6

      Eh, probaply more like thousands

    • @BlownOutSpeakers
      @BlownOutSpeakers 5 років тому +8

      Breadsticc

    • @Iceflkn
      @Iceflkn 4 роки тому +9

      3 moons was A TERRIBLE choice for a name. When other Earth's arrive, and you know they will, those emblems will all need to be redone and renamed!
      Maybe a better choice would be, "Many Moons Initiative".

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 4 роки тому +69

    Jalahara: I fear no man, But that thing...
    *Dr. Bright*
    *It scares me*

  • @JCDentonCZ
    @JCDentonCZ 5 років тому +979

    The Three Moons Initiative reminds me of C.S. Lewis' quote:
    "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. They may be more likely to go to Heaven yet at the same time likelier to make a Hell of earth. This very kindness stings with intolerable insult. To be "cured" against one's will and cured of states which we may not regard as disease is to be put on a level of those who have not yet reached the age of reason or those who never will; to be classed with infants, imbeciles, and domestic animals."

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 5 років тому +78

      That's incredibly on point, thanks for that quote

    • @weferin
      @weferin 5 років тому +6

      Breadsticc

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 років тому +42

      It really shows someone's lack of a purpose when they speak like that about a greater good
      quite ironic given he was a hardcore christian

    • @spacemansam3416
      @spacemansam3416 5 років тому +11

      This can (somewhat) be applied to parenting

    • @dragonlord1935
      @dragonlord1935 5 років тому +25

      This is the single most moronic and edgy quote I've heard in a long old while.

  • @usernameInvalid442
    @usernameInvalid442 5 років тому +199

    "Winnie the Pooh won't get decapitated for ruining rabbits guarden"
    damn

  • @slightlybraindead6848
    @slightlybraindead6848 5 років тому +45

    "Tactical un-donkification ordinance" is my new favorite phrase.

  • @josephchen1973
    @josephchen1973 5 років тому +80

    So if the spider drinks too much moonshine, he will also die of liver failure and enter our realm as an immortal...

    • @kevinsiu3769
      @kevinsiu3769 5 років тому +15

      That would be hilarious ngl

    • @justaamateur6533
      @justaamateur6533 5 років тому +4

      bruh moment

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому +3

      Breadsticc

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 5 років тому +7

      The fact that their original "Base of Operations" is on DEEP SPACE over Corbenic surgest it came from an alternate universe [jike how each of the 3 "Moons" are actually Earth Planets that FAILED on their Plane_Shift maneuver and "landed" on this "Multiverse Nexus" in_between all realities], hence having passive inmortality.
      -> The fact that it "hates" the kilometer_tall "primates" known as Striders sugest that they did something nasty to them once (given their lack of inteligence, it was likely physical abuse that reality beding powers could not overcome); something that would be not-survivable without the "standard" regeneration.

    • @Iceflkn
      @Iceflkn 4 роки тому +4

      The queen probably are a particularly nasty form of politician. That much ire and poison will kill ANYONE!

  • @deadmeme902
    @deadmeme902 5 років тому +118

    “Undonkification” sounds like a damn meme

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 5 років тому +153

    Story time with TES and it’s raining outside? Best night ever.

    • @JT-cs5og
      @JT-cs5og 5 років тому +18

      Careful, there might be rain people staring outside.

    • @robdeskrd
      @robdeskrd 5 років тому

      Like clone Fulgrim? He's the best Fulgrim, For The Emperor!

    • @Xirpzy
      @Xirpzy 5 років тому +1

      More than rain here. Its a storm 🌀

    • @PlaceHolderMechanic
      @PlaceHolderMechanic 5 років тому

      I thought TES was the elder scrolls

    • @robdeskrd
      @robdeskrd 5 років тому

      @@PlaceHolderMechanic The Exploring Series

  • @lakobause
    @lakobause 4 роки тому +33

    So an almighty, multiversal empire of righteous immortal souls owes its existence to one really depressing episode of Sesame Street?

  • @timothycoupland5832
    @timothycoupland5832 5 років тому +244

    I didn’t want to know all this about the Three Moons Initiative. It was honestly...
    ... TMI

    • @Goose-pic
      @Goose-pic 5 років тому +1

      no😂😂

    • @ajmeyers5661
      @ajmeyers5661 5 років тому +23

      The Three Moons Initiative might have one of those tanks set aside for people who love puns. :P

    • @michaelkintzlinger2266
      @michaelkintzlinger2266 5 років тому +3

      Oh my god it took me to long to get it

    • @schnoz2372
      @schnoz2372 10 місяців тому

      Damn good one

  • @KyleJordanGaming
    @KyleJordanGaming 3 роки тому +25

    The Virgin SCP Foundation: “We all gonna get ate up by Eldritch abomination-chan! ;___;”
    The Chad Three Moons: “Ayy. Drinks on us. 👍”

  • @marc13bautista
    @marc13bautista 5 років тому +57

    Makes sense for Connor to be born on Corbinik then. Immortal as he is.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому

      Breadsticc

    • @sebastianacevedo9444
      @sebastianacevedo9444 4 роки тому +10

      You may be on to something

    • @saucevc8353
      @saucevc8353 3 роки тому +4

      Connor's immortality seems to work differently than normal immortality though, as rather than simply not dying, he does die but some entity drags him back and puts him in a new body.

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 5 років тому +48

    Actually completely forgot how this one went its been so long. Appreciate these vids

  • @johnturner7952
    @johnturner7952 3 роки тому +21

    My favorite 3 moons censorship is when it was introduced to the movie “The Room”, which is considered on of the worst movies ever. It even says in the SCP-3922 experiment log that they might by avoiding it intentionally.

    • @demonslayer5122
      @demonslayer5122 Рік тому +2

      "I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOT! Oh hai Mark."

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и Рік тому +4

    1. Despite the menacing name, this is literally Rick and Morty
    2. Flood the Earth with moral immortal guardians
    3. What if the witch was written to be perceived as an immortal sarkist deity, with an allusion by mentioning something in 5 years or just number 5

  • @ohno1body
    @ohno1body 5 років тому +65

    This is literal 3am content and I love it

    • @jamieweir645
      @jamieweir645 5 років тому

      3am content gone [REDACTED] 😳

    • @invisiblefox6272
      @invisiblefox6272 5 років тому

      0010 0000 0010 0000, 1011 1001 1100, 0001 010010🌜

    • @KatarinaBohtana
      @KatarinaBohtana 5 років тому

      Except actual content and not grown men going "OMG GUYS, THE CARS COMING TO LIFE WOAAAAH, IT JUST HONKED, NO WAY GUYS"

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому +2

      Breadsticc

  • @thedeadcannotdie
    @thedeadcannotdie 5 років тому +14

    "Big broth... I mean Three Moons Initiative is watching"

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 5 років тому +91

    The Three Moons Initiative: Undying enemies of all fun.

  • @gijoel
    @gijoel 5 років тому +136

    ... a copy of the 1975 film Salo was used...
    me: Oh boy

    • @thejondarianking7694
      @thejondarianking7694 5 років тому +8

      breadsticc

    • @chrisg5219
      @chrisg5219 4 роки тому +1

      My thoughts exactly upon hearing that line

    • @erndeche1475
      @erndeche1475 4 роки тому +1

      @@thejondarianking7694 shut up dipshit.

    • @kurokami5964
      @kurokami5964 3 роки тому +1

      the original source(120 days of sodom) is much wrost than the film tho which pass(and was written) around the time of the french revolution

  • @3417gekkou
    @3417gekkou 5 років тому +16

    SCP 3922 reminds me a bit of Socrates's proposal in Republic that to keep the people from doing unjust things, tales of the gods doing unjust things themselves must be censored.

  • @86_percent28
    @86_percent28 5 років тому +57

    The three moons initiative is like the “moral” version of the foundation.

  • @suicidaldeer9240
    @suicidaldeer9240 4 роки тому +10

    Witch Queen: *Goes to Earth*
    Scp Foundation: *Releases every conceivable SCP that stands a chance at taking her down*

  • @vinbingames
    @vinbingames 5 років тому +133

    Bill wartz: we can make a religion out of this

  • @siriuslywastaken
    @siriuslywastaken 5 років тому +357

    Hmm yes I love having an immortal group backed by a near-god I can't see tell me i'm loved while also dictating morality to me and presenting punishment for breaking their rules.

    • @genestarwind7
      @genestarwind7 5 років тому +33

      Sounds a lot like christianity huh?

    • @siriuslywastaken
      @siriuslywastaken 5 років тому +81

      @@genestarwind7 abrahamic religion in general, i'd say

    • @kyran1681
      @kyran1681 5 років тому +20

      Undead Libertarian Gang

    • @spicyLEGO
      @spicyLEGO 5 років тому +14

      I am sure there is a Chaos Insurgency version of Corbenic

    • @john8579
      @john8579 5 років тому +22

      @@genestarwind7 Edgy.

  • @yoissy
    @yoissy 5 років тому +37

    Welp, I was going to sleep. Fair enough. I'm still happy to have this to listen to before bed.

  • @jedediahcoulbourne1791
    @jedediahcoulbourne1791 5 років тому +10

    They summoned something they thought was their leader 'Grand Carsis Ieon' but it was decidedly not. I died hearing that

  • @bradymenting5120
    @bradymenting5120 2 роки тому +10

    I feel like the reason why the Three Moons Initiative actually wants us to live good and moral lives is so that they won't need to work so much to punish sinful people

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 4 роки тому +4

    10:31 My new favorite version of Pinocchio I’ve never seen.

  • @jackdawkraai8373
    @jackdawkraai8373 7 місяців тому +1

    This is simultaneously one of the weirdest, most interesting, and sweetest SCPs I've ever heard about, each in the oddest way possible

  • @edward18517
    @edward18517 4 роки тому +4

    "Drinks are on them when we all arrive in Corbenic"
    Ayyy

  • @Destini7y
    @Destini7y 5 років тому +3

    Just have to say thank you for your work. Your format and content is my absolute favorite to relax and transport myself to another universe while remaining grounded in this one.

  • @jamiethedinosaur869
    @jamiethedinosaur869 3 роки тому +10

    Theory: SCP-682 is native to Corbenic, where someone ultimately managed to kill it. It then arrived in our universe where the SCP Foundation discovered and contained it. That’s why the Foundation can’t kill it; it’s immortal here.

    • @peachyorange
      @peachyorange Рік тому +4

      Dang that’s solid

    • @soundwave4236
      @soundwave4236 Рік тому

      Fun Fact: one of the operatives of The Initiative is SCP-2317-K

  • @umbra9997
    @umbra9997 5 років тому +144

    "Speaking of punishing fascists"
    Best transition.

  • @temporaltoast9692
    @temporaltoast9692 4 роки тому +8

    You really got me there with the “considering they’re all dead” bit
    Not gonna lie, doesn’t seem like the worst case of ghosts and a spider governing morality

  • @blitzwolfer4154
    @blitzwolfer4154 5 років тому +5

    This channel is my favourite for learning more about the SCP Universe, what would make it better if The Exploring Series also kinda explains some of the more confusing SCPs and possible explanations.

  • @Karlwasright
    @Karlwasright 5 років тому +10

    seven minutes in and this is the most insane shit I've ever heard in a while.

  • @jovialmonster757
    @jovialmonster757 4 роки тому +12

    I really wish these modified films were real. Especially Pinnochio. Can we just have tactical afterlife soldiers in every film?

  • @nicholaspokorny5058
    @nicholaspokorny5058 5 років тому +10

    3922 is my fav SCP. I highly recommend the test logs.

  • @berkeleycreager3601
    @berkeleycreager3601 5 років тому +2

    21:46 This made me laugh a bit. Love the videos! Glad to see then keep coming!

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 роки тому

      "I don't care what the fuck happens, I'm not paying" -Dr. Bright ... probably

  • @joshsantos2363
    @joshsantos2363 4 роки тому +4

    I keep imagining that the three moon censorship on bob ross is just a bunch of overpowered military personels just sitting on the floor taking notes and paying attention

  • @spacechimp9823
    @spacechimp9823 5 років тому +12

    I love the Corbenic stuff, the SCP universe is so weird and expansive

  • @jamieweir645
    @jamieweir645 5 років тому +315

    Where's my boy in the comments who replies "Breadsticc" to everyone ? He's the real SCP here 🤔

  • @spawnman4587
    @spawnman4587 5 років тому +78

    Welp, it's getting late, I'm gonna.....
    TES:🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿its time

  • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
    @undeadprinceofchaos3731 5 років тому +35

    I’m guessing the idea of Heaven and Hell or an idea of two different forms of afterlife depending on ones moral choices in life may have somehow been inspired and/or influenced by The Three Moons Initiative.

  • @ck12ms
    @ck12ms 5 років тому +7

    "You are watched, You are Protectd, You are Loved" So fucking Orwellian it could be the mission statement of Google.... Or the SCP Website

  • @vantave9946
    @vantave9946 5 років тому +3

    I really like this, it adds a lot of really valuable and interesting depth to Corbinick (or however you spell it)

  • @armangoli4667
    @armangoli4667 5 років тому +7

    After the chaos of 5000 this is exactly what I need

  • @Variocom
    @Variocom 4 роки тому +4

    The silver tube being found in kenosha has... a TOTALLY new context nowadays...

  • @perrybb2
    @perrybb2 3 роки тому +1

    That scene in Pinocchio where the kids turned into donkeys always fcked me up as a kid. Glad to see they were restored and the bastard who was responsible was killed, even if it's in an alternate reality

  • @msun6526
    @msun6526 5 років тому +15

    While you were watching this video, I was studying the blade.

  • @April_a26
    @April_a26 5 років тому +2

    13:05 the best thing I've heard all week

  • @tryhardnub383
    @tryhardnub383 4 роки тому +3

    “Dead monkey good monkey” sounds like an interesting album to me. Definitely will give it a listen when I get there.

  • @NoteCat540
    @NoteCat540 Рік тому

    Yet another stellar scp I wish had a part two. Of course after you've recovered for months

  • @hithere5553
    @hithere5553 5 років тому +18

    I really want to see how the initiative would deal with anything from the 40k universe.

    • @jonnyblade3234
      @jonnyblade3234 5 років тому +12

      Death, they would be killed. You don't fuck with anything from 40k

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 років тому +2

      Galactic genocide

    • @jonnyblade3234
      @jonnyblade3234 5 років тому +3

      @Woobski take some fantasy, add a bit of sci-fi. Then add steroids, *LOT'S OF STEROIDS*

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III 2 роки тому

      Same way the custodies of the dark cells deal with stuff. Put it in a giant vault

    • @rodneysmith873
      @rodneysmith873 Рік тому

      It would be an awesome fight. Maybe hopefully a corbenic version of THE DRAGONSLAYER

  • @MilkIGuess
    @MilkIGuess 5 років тому +1

    I wanna thank you for helping me sleep recently. I've been stressed and your videos help me :)

  • @ujimasahojo7144
    @ujimasahojo7144 5 років тому +29

    If Fifthism is real, then why are there only three moons? Check mate fiftheists.

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому

      Breadsticc

    • @adolfodef
      @adolfodef 5 років тому

      The Foundation´s Earth is DOOM to ~eventually~ have to use the same SCP that teleported the first moon [actually an alternate Earth] into Corbenic.
      Then there is the "Impenetrable" (the "residence" of the REAL LEADER of 3Moons) that is so far away in the sky that is not visible to the naked eye [but it is still a "Moon" of Corbenic, since in that universe "orbits" can not happen (things just "hang" in the sky)].

    • @TwoSoulsOneCup
      @TwoSoulsOneCup 4 роки тому +2

      Ujimasa Hojo Half-Life 5 confirmed

    • @theredtechnician
      @theredtechnician 3 роки тому +2

      Stars may die in threes, but worlds die in in fives

  • @calbinhinshaw6629
    @calbinhinshaw6629 3 місяці тому +1

    A world where the wicked are swiftly punished. Sounds like my ideal world. Assuming that they can't be redeemed.

  • @ninth_exe4841
    @ninth_exe4841 5 років тому +5

    The tactical undonkification ordinace killed me bro

  • @TheTechDweller
    @TheTechDweller 5 років тому

    I love returning to this setting, your video on it was my favourite on the whole channel! Thanks for the awesome content I really look forward to listening to every one

  • @xXRickTrolledXx
    @xXRickTrolledXx 4 роки тому +23

    So the Three Moon’s Initiative systematically ENDS fascists. Can’t complain about that.

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 3 роки тому +1

    Murders Joker. Arrests Batman for non-lethal vigilante based crimes.

  • @FemboyIHOP
    @FemboyIHOP 4 роки тому +8

    This is so cool. How do you typically find the artwork you add into these videos? The mysterious ringed islands, the cool cavern art, stuff like that. They are satisfying to look at!

  • @notlad900
    @notlad900 5 років тому +2

    Good to know Elmo kept keeping the kids entertained and hopefully calm until the end.

  • @gdpanzer7333
    @gdpanzer7333 3 роки тому +3

    I just love the fact that the censorship that they do to monty python is written is such a way that it feels like it's actually part of the original movie

  • @ellishotomani1462
    @ellishotomani1462 2 роки тому

    Tactical Undonkification ordinance is perhaps one of the BEST phrases I've heard in years. Thank you for introducing me to it. You are great sir.

  • @noahgreer1497
    @noahgreer1497 5 років тому +10

    19:30 Oh hey, its Conner.

  • @onceuponadime978
    @onceuponadime978 5 років тому

    Great Job! Not often I get to find something on UA-cam about scp stuff I haven't heard or read before. Always exciting when I do!

  • @andromeda7651
    @andromeda7651 5 років тому +15

    Watching this while my city is flooded

    • @Xanatosvr2
      @Xanatosvr2 5 років тому +14

      You are watched, you are protected, you are loved.

    • @noahenyet3302
      @noahenyet3302 5 років тому +2

      Hey andromeda if you don’t mind, could u collide with our galaxy right before I die. I don’t wannna miss it

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому

      Breadsticc

    • @generalr1700
      @generalr1700 4 роки тому +3

      @@noahenyet3302 I think it’s a little too late for that now uncle Joe

  • @97Multiphantom
    @97Multiphantom 4 роки тому +1

    Hearing that the series finale of Sesame Street has Elmo scared over the end of the world because fucking Hellstar Remina is on its way is so fucking scary to me for some reason holy shit

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 5 років тому +3

    Cool scp info. Great video

  • @plaguedvenice
    @plaguedvenice Місяць тому

    “You are watched, you are protected, and win or lose; you are loved.” Honestly such a touching line

  • @Sheldezare
    @Sheldezare 5 років тому +37

    So first they create a "moral guide", then appoint themselves as moral guardians to educate and apply these moral laws to anyone that comes to Corbenic while also trying to push their influence outside that place. Doesn't sound familiar at all /s

    • @gnw_AstA
      @gnw_AstA 5 років тому +11

      Ah yes, here we see the moral subjectivist in its natural habitat as it tries to attack a fictional representation of the superior objective morality ideology.

    • @Noahloveless1
      @Noahloveless1 5 років тому +2

      @@gnw_AstA Morality is not subjective. To think otherwise is a lie of the enemy. If you aren't abke to grasp that, I truly feel sorry for you.

    • @nnk_ll2
      @nnk_ll2 5 років тому

      @@Noahloveless1 who is the enemy?

    • @lolface_9363
      @lolface_9363 5 років тому +8

      Breadsticc

    • @Sheldezare
      @Sheldezare 5 років тому +1

      @@Noahloveless1 Hope this is in-character joke, else bugger off.