Retirement.

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  • Опубліковано 9 січ 2024
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  • @xcloner9875
    @xcloner9875 5 місяців тому +11138

    Don’t be glad because it happened, cry because it’s still happening

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +46

      So true

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 5 місяців тому +54

      Bad relationships be like

    • @BakaTaco
      @BakaTaco 5 місяців тому +16

      I think this is the best one.

    • @zye.
      @zye. 5 місяців тому +5

      Real

    • @SL4PSH0CK
      @SL4PSH0CK 5 місяців тому +3

      End my suffering 😭

  • @Gobeux
    @Gobeux 5 місяців тому +12186

    Thank you for all the years. Im sorry to hear you're still here

    • @bustermcthundernut
      @bustermcthundernut 5 місяців тому +41

      Goober haheha

    • @ShyDreams12014
      @ShyDreams12014 5 місяців тому +21

      Best answer that Carson could get 😂
      He still here c*ka

    • @bustermcthundernut
      @bustermcthundernut 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ShyDreams12014 Dumb ass response, delete your account.

    • @Gimo_NET
      @Gimo_NET 5 місяців тому +72

      ​@@bustermcthundernutmy brother in Christ you replied "haheha" you officially lost any form of authority

    • @Bringingmoneyback
      @Bringingmoneyback 5 місяців тому +4

      Brooooo

  • @infernalsoup7827
    @infernalsoup7827 4 місяці тому +2985

    even though its only been a day, its just so sad to still see him here

    • @timoaag
      @timoaag 4 місяці тому +3

      noooo

    • @voidanims
      @voidanims 4 місяці тому +7

      So incredibly sad,
      Sometimes it feels like he's not here anymore and that cheers me up a bit

  • @SpongeSven
    @SpongeSven 4 місяці тому +713

    its so sad to see all my childhood idols retire, and even more sad to see that carson still stays

    • @Glorpusvideos
      @Glorpusvideos 4 місяці тому +6

      Why do people hate Carson now?

    • @samhoffmann4081
      @samhoffmann4081 4 місяці тому

      @@Glorpusvideosgroomed minors on several occasions

    • @oanuc.
      @oanuc. 4 місяці тому

      minors@@Glorpusvideos

    • @Chuck1224
      @Chuck1224 4 місяці тому +45

      @@Glorpusvideos this is the joke of the vid

    • @ripit.3457
      @ripit.3457 4 місяці тому

      @@samhoffmann4081when?

  • @22gunslinger21
    @22gunslinger21 5 місяців тому +13149

    So sad to see you stay. It takes me years to forgive.

    • @gbuglol
      @gbuglol 5 місяців тому +251

      Simpler Times> Complicated present> Forgiven future

    • @camelat7228
      @camelat7228 5 місяців тому +33

      2019

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +21

      January

    • @OfficialBrickOwens
      @OfficialBrickOwens 5 місяців тому +32

      Simpler Times > The Event > Complicated Present > The Return of the King

    • @benblock_
      @benblock_ 5 місяців тому +1

      now there’s the wait period

  • @doconline
    @doconline 5 місяців тому +9096

    Damn, first Dunkey now Carson. At this rate everyone will still be here.

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +90

      Tragic

    • @CEOofKumis
      @CEOofKumis 5 місяців тому +75

      This sucks

    • @hurricanemeridian8712
      @hurricanemeridian8712 4 місяці тому +34

      Unfortunate

    • @M3OWM1X
      @M3OWM1X 4 місяці тому +9

      Matpat to 🙁

    • @llmazchild
      @llmazchild 4 місяці тому

      No did you read it they said they aren't retiring yet matpat is​@@M3OWM1X

  • @hodgepodge8438
    @hodgepodge8438 4 місяці тому +261

    Please reconsider carson

  • @c-wah
    @c-wah 4 місяці тому +177

    after all these years, its hurts to see you stay

  • @halowatchsiege1689
    @halowatchsiege1689 5 місяців тому +5392

    Such a shame you aren't retiring, we are here for you Carson ❤

  • @gavintinoyt
    @gavintinoyt 5 місяців тому +3224

    These moments we’ve shared over the past couple years are some of my fondest memories. It’s tragic and beautiful really, how temporary things in life can be. Good thing we won’t ever have to experience that garbage

    • @Axi_lotl
      @Axi_lotl 5 місяців тому +22

      Unus Anus UNUS ANUS

    • @grimloched4458
      @grimloched4458 5 місяців тому +121

      Shut up Gavin, buy my sinister potion!

    • @hexesmekhane
      @hexesmekhane 5 місяців тому

      gavin? more like anal sex with non-consenting parties...

    • @thecarrotsarecoming4711
      @thecarrotsarecoming4711 5 місяців тому +37

      Shut up Gavin, buy my sister's potion!

    • @Megaera-li6tz
      @Megaera-li6tz 5 місяців тому +1

      How the hell is this not the top comment, lol.

  • @nagito32
    @nagito32 4 місяці тому +109

    I'm sobbing right now. I follow your gaming channel since 137 B.C, and hearing that you're still here is heartbreaking.

  • @veksu777
    @veksu777 2 місяці тому +42

    i think we should preserve this video and like 50 years from now when carson retires for real we send him this and say "this aged badly"

  • @ZValenT
    @ZValenT 5 місяців тому +1644

    all these conflicting emotions just remind me that i hate my father

    • @wholesome4028
      @wholesome4028 5 місяців тому +57

      "that's rough, buddy" - Zuko

    • @torgor_
      @torgor_ 5 місяців тому

      we can all hate your dad together if that helps

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 місяців тому +10

      @@wholesome4028
      God damnit

    • @lmaoeyisdead
      @lmaoeyisdead 4 місяці тому

      me to

    • @FBI_agent_.
      @FBI_agent_. 4 місяці тому

      ⁠@@lmaoeyisdeadme three

  • @100dead
    @100dead 5 місяців тому +3827

    You have lifted me through the deepest periods of depression I've ever experienced. The fact that you're staying just started another one.

  • @ricedanan
    @ricedanan 4 місяці тому +59

    "I'm not retiring"
    Truly a tragic moment in UA-cam history

  • @youtubesresidentfbiagent8735
    @youtubesresidentfbiagent8735 4 місяці тому +26

    It makes me sad that after all the years you've been with us, you're still here.

  • @qwerty_studios
    @qwerty_studios 5 місяців тому +1914

    thank you for being here all these years… we will miss you matpat

    • @ADuckInBlack
      @ADuckInBlack 4 місяці тому +85

      BUT HEY! that's just a carson, A CALLMECARSON! THANKS FOR WATCHING! 👍

    • @mattiekarwin3667
      @mattiekarwin3667 4 місяці тому

      ​@@ADuckInBlack
      Fuck you now I clean my desk from spitting XD

    • @superjumpbros64
      @superjumpbros64 4 місяці тому

      Oii

    • @plasma8638
      @plasma8638 4 місяці тому

      This isn't Matpat its callmeCarson.

    • @mattiekarwin3667
      @mattiekarwin3667 4 місяці тому +2

      @@plasma8638 R/Woosh

  • @HuskyMoment
    @HuskyMoment 5 місяців тому +560

    Wish I’d heard about this before you put the video out man. Talk to your friends.

  • @Shawnmiller1903
    @Shawnmiller1903 4 місяці тому +7

    It almost like we can still hear him... he will be forever close in our hearts

  • @Shamger413
    @Shamger413 4 місяці тому +3

    the middle of a era 😥

  • @notgrumm
    @notgrumm 5 місяців тому +625

    This video moved me to tears. I hope in the future we’ll finally be able to say goodbye to you, but for now, I guess we have to keep watching

  • @FangzwithaZ
    @FangzwithaZ 5 місяців тому +377

    His words truly speak to me and have inspired me also not to retire

  • @wethermanofmemes
    @wethermanofmemes 4 місяці тому +2

    Thanks for all the memes, will never forget you, it’ll almost be like you are still here😢

  • @losersweepers
    @losersweepers 4 місяці тому +4

    Lyrics:
    im not
    im not retiring

  • @Mars_Axis
    @Mars_Axis 5 місяців тому +566

    I am so proud of you for saying this it probably wasn’t easy for you. Thank you Carson I hope to see you next year 🤞🏿

    • @BigFatBunions
      @BigFatBunions 5 місяців тому +24

      Missed opportunity to say "I hope to not see you next year"

    • @astralpikachu7713
      @astralpikachu7713 5 місяців тому +1

      Stupid! You are making him feel worse!

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому

      Phew, I don't have to see him for the rest of the year?

  • @JJLarge
    @JJLarge 5 місяців тому +218

    Such a sad day to see you stick around. It's been many long years watching your content and I'm so sad to see that continuing

  • @mrnominom
    @mrnominom 3 місяці тому +4

    Imagine if carson actually did retire and he wore that fucking hat in his goodbye video

  • @shaquilleoatmeal79
    @shaquilleoatmeal79 4 місяці тому +2

    I remember this video like it only happened a year ago. Truly one of the saddest moments in youtube history.

  • @kulu_SM
    @kulu_SM 5 місяців тому +342

    It's been a pleasure, so many years of laughter. I'd hate to see you stay but if that's what must be done than so be it 🙏❤ I wish you luck ❤

  • @HugoJugoPro
    @HugoJugoPro 5 місяців тому +289

    I can’t believe that after all these years you’re still not leaving. Thank you for everything Carson, you’re not gonna be missed. ❤️

  • @derpyzmayhem420
    @derpyzmayhem420 4 місяці тому +2

    "Im not retiring" my heart was so touched, i almost edged

  • @SpringyGirl69
    @SpringyGirl69 4 місяці тому

    “I’m not retiring” the emotion in his voice, it broke my heart

  • @wodwin
    @wodwin 5 місяців тому +140

    Honestly, the fact that we may never be able to retire is kinda heart breaking

  • @Irrational34
    @Irrational34 5 місяців тому +81

    Carson was my childhood, it's such a shame that's he's going to be here in my adult years as well

  • @Raxacoricofallapatorius
    @Raxacoricofallapatorius 4 місяці тому +1

    Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully you'll be able to fix that in the future 🙏

  • @animemakes3891
    @animemakes3891 4 місяці тому

    This is so sad. I hope you make it through what you’re going through and that you make it out better.

  • @Farmer_Thanos
    @Farmer_Thanos 5 місяців тому +82

    I cannot believe you are staying. There will definitely be a void on the platform with you still here. Fly high, we will miss seeing you leave 🕊️❤️

  • @womenlover6969
    @womenlover6969 5 місяців тому +108

    I dont know what ill do if i keep watching your content. this is horrific. my heart goes out to those affectedby this.

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 місяців тому +4

      Thank you this means a lot

  • @Lustig_0
    @Lustig_0 4 місяці тому

    truly one of my best memories from when i was 90 in the nursing home, now i'm 16 and you've changed my life

  • @Blarnix
    @Blarnix 4 місяці тому +43

    Sucks to still have you on the platform.. a lot of people will miss not having you. :(

  • @josephthomas7462
    @josephthomas7462 5 місяців тому +80

    After everything we’ve been through as a community, and all of the trials and tribulations we’ve endured, I can say with full certainty that we all deserved it and i’ll see you all in therapy

  • @thiccymcdunk1745
    @thiccymcdunk1745 5 місяців тому +40

    such a shame you’re still here and it’s hard to see you stay, thank you for all the terrible moments over the years 🙏❤️

  • @climax793
    @climax793 4 місяці тому +1

    I hate the fact that life has come to this point. So sorry for your loss. I cannot express the torment that I felt after watching this unhinged decision.

  • @Richard-uz9yr
    @Richard-uz9yr 3 місяці тому +6

    You didn’t deserve your downfall honestly

  • @boomblade1019
    @boomblade1019 5 місяців тому +71

    So sorry to hear you’re still gonna be around. Thank you for absolutely nothing ❤️

  • @shmike1
    @shmike1 5 місяців тому +14

    Just fell to my knees in Walmart. Can't believe I have to keep watching this guy wheeze like he's in the scream extractor from Monsters Inc

  • @xaviercilia7520
    @xaviercilia7520 4 місяці тому +9

    It would have been so much fucking funnier if you just fuckin made crying noises the whole time lmao

    • @nofrbls3640
      @nofrbls3640 4 місяці тому +4

      i thought and hoped thats what was happening as i was watching

  • @Underpantswher
    @Underpantswher 4 місяці тому +1

    Im so sorry to hear that. Dont worry bro, we're here to help you get through still being on youtube.

  • @salty946
    @salty946 5 місяців тому +71

    Wow I can’t believe it’s over ❤

  • @RetMagnetik
    @RetMagnetik 5 місяців тому +27

    For as long as i known you, you always shined bright and brought joy to everyone. Its a sad day to see you are still here

  • @NotArmoredSelf
    @NotArmoredSelf 4 місяці тому +3

    ive just started watching your youtube channel, i binge watched some recent videos until i ended up here, i am, and i mean, i am SO, SO SORRY, that you are still here

  • @actob
    @actob 4 місяці тому +4

    itd be funnier if all he did was be on the verge of tears and not get a single word out

  • @Vetemonks
    @Vetemonks 5 місяців тому +39

    Such heartfelt words, i really felt that

  • @the711devin4
    @the711devin4 5 місяців тому +96

    Everyone dreams of having something they’re proud of. I’m so glad you’re still on that journey. ❤️

    • @SkydiaStrike
      @SkydiaStrike 4 місяці тому +6

      This one is just straight up condescending, I love it.

    • @Starpotion
      @Starpotion 4 місяці тому +1

      This one is so good

  • @JoeMcShmoeTV
    @JoeMcShmoeTV 4 місяці тому +2

    We knew this moment would come, we just didn't know how soon.

  • @pidialski
    @pidialski 4 місяці тому +4

    You’ve made us laugh so much over the years with all of your hidden talents ❤❤ It’s going to be sad seeing you stay, keep them hidden 🙏❤️🔥🕊

  • @notacriminal3731
    @notacriminal3731 5 місяців тому +36

    Damn hate to hear it carson, you've done so much to my childhood. You're a legend of sorts

    • @judy3827
      @judy3827 5 місяців тому +4

      I'm glad we all had got to have this legend cause us inexplicable trauma for the past 6 years, it's such a shame he's staying...

  • @datironpanda2982
    @datironpanda2982 5 місяців тому +46

    My heart is on a thine line after Moo and Matpat retirement and this almost made me dead forever

  • @TheSharpKnife
    @TheSharpKnife 4 місяці тому

    Bro deserves an prize for that acting, a Hollywood star on the walk of fame.

  • @gandpork
    @gandpork 3 місяці тому +5

    I really wish this is was your return video

  • @jacktonnessen6509
    @jacktonnessen6509 5 місяців тому +26

    Powerful words, Mr. King. Stay healthy, and do what's best.

  • @ImTheReverse
    @ImTheReverse 5 місяців тому +21

    It’s been real fun, Carson. The last few years have been filled with so much laughter and brain rot. It’ll be a shame to open UA-cam and still see new videos from you.

  • @DemonIsAway
    @DemonIsAway 4 місяці тому +2

    Wishing you the best big man, unfortunate that you'll be staying with us for years to come

  • @AceAxolotl
    @AceAxolotl 4 місяці тому +1

    I panicked before I saw that the video was 23 seconds long. Thanks Carkson

  • @favoritecolorguy1189
    @favoritecolorguy1189 5 місяців тому +9

    How will pizza get a job now?

  • @JustNic
    @JustNic 5 місяців тому +9

    Youre so strong for posting this. Im so sorry to hear that you are going to continue your endeavors.

  • @periodicdragonflare5572
    @periodicdragonflare5572 4 місяці тому +2

    I have never watched Carlson’s video’s and I never will but as a big content creator it absolutely breaks my heart to know that Carlson would still be creating content. I hope whatever happens on your current career would absolutely suck💔💔💔💔🥹🕊️

  • @icooldiamond
    @icooldiamond 4 місяці тому +2

    damn, i hope it sucks whatever youre going through ❤

  • @mr.square7286
    @mr.square7286 5 місяців тому +6

    Rest in pepperoni Carson.
    1745-1985

  • @junkston4097
    @junkston4097 5 місяців тому +5

    He truly hand picked his words for this video that where truly moving to the soul, I thank you for this.

  • @Xuryka
    @Xuryka 4 місяці тому +5

    why did I start busting out laughing 💀

  • @rodrigoserrano75
    @rodrigoserrano75 4 місяці тому +3

    That was actually funny. I will make a subscription to this handsome fella's youtube channel

  • @noa331
    @noa331 5 місяців тому +11

    I can’t believe you’re not retiring. My friends and I all wish you the best on whatever video you put out next

  • @piyo744
    @piyo744 5 місяців тому +14

    Damn. A lot of news these last few days. Absolutely crushed to hear you're staying around. Thanks for making my days awful!

  • @VeArk
    @VeArk 3 місяці тому

    Dude I thought he was gonna make noises for 24 seconds and this has me crying.

  • @LegoAnakinSkywalker-jk4xr
    @LegoAnakinSkywalker-jk4xr 4 місяці тому +1

    Man, this almost hit harder than obi-wan’s light saber on mustafar

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment 5 місяців тому +8

    it’s been one hell of a wild ride. we all knew this moment was coming, but no one could’ve guessed it would come so soon.
    thank you for all the fond memories, Carson. such a f*cking shame you’re still around to make more

  • @beverage_
    @beverage_ 5 місяців тому +6

    trauma dumping

    • @CallMeCarsonLIVE
      @CallMeCarsonLIVE  5 місяців тому +4

      should i have kept this in the #vent channel

    • @beverage_
      @beverage_ 5 місяців тому

      @@CallMeCarsonLIVE shoulda kept it to yourself no offense

  • @familyflamerich4541
    @familyflamerich4541 4 місяці тому +2

    Man that really sucks, I’ve known a lot of people affected deeply by you, Carson.

  • @setMaddy
    @setMaddy 3 місяці тому +2

    this is totally gonna be me at like 60 or whatever the retirement age is

  • @mosnarrrr
    @mosnarrrr 5 місяців тому +3

    i started crying after hearing this news… thank you for all the memories carson. i’m so sorry that retirement is not an option for you. i wish the best for your future videos and future memories. 😢

  • @natedrake7163
    @natedrake7163 5 місяців тому +7

    It's makes me so sad that after all these years he's not going to retire, keep your chin up kings 👑

  • @alcapwn4us702
    @alcapwn4us702 5 місяців тому +2

    I just started watching you a month ago, now I am finding out I will be watching more of your content, how unfortunate

  • @RobHouse.69
    @RobHouse.69 4 місяці тому +3

    Carson how do you respond to the allegations of big gronk being on the Einstein flight list?

  • @farttime4228
    @farttime4228 5 місяців тому +9

    He’s not retiring😢

  • @Goldenminecart4310
    @Goldenminecart4310 5 місяців тому +6

    really quite terrible to hear that you aren't saying goodbye. Watching your content for an amount of time has really made me want to see you go

  • @Meepist1
    @Meepist1 2 місяці тому +5

    carson i just wanna say this video is extremely funny to watch at 0.25 speed :)
    love

  • @enor69420
    @enor69420 6 днів тому +1

    its been almost 6 months, it feels like he's still not here :(

  • @Jonk2014
    @Jonk2014 5 місяців тому +5

    This made me tear up
    I can't believe he's not going anywhere 😢

  • @StarMan881Gaming
    @StarMan881Gaming 5 місяців тому +15

    I was so scared when I read the title.
    My fears came true.

  • @puhskinti9358
    @puhskinti9358 4 місяці тому +3

    This video should've been just him making noises and then it ends

  • @ashleysdeadchannel
    @ashleysdeadchannel 5 місяців тому +3

    I'm so glad I finally get to see Carson cry again. Reminds me of simpler times.

  • @imjuls2
    @imjuls2 5 місяців тому +3

    I can't believe hes still here, its like we cant even hear him anymore. awake in peace carson.

  • @user-hy2jl5fw4t
    @user-hy2jl5fw4t 4 місяці тому +1

    My heart sank when i saw the title

  • @Capatat
    @Capatat 3 місяці тому +4

    this video came out a month ago... feel old yet?

  • @podor9756
    @podor9756 5 місяців тому +3

    I’m so sad, but I understand we all need to continue staying here eventually. Will rewatch all your videos tho

  • @jeanmouloude
    @jeanmouloude 5 місяців тому +6

    Aw man :( so sad to hear you’re staying, but hey, it was a good time while it lasted, i hope you arent too happy

  • @silvius1798
    @silvius1798 4 місяці тому +1

    I've been ignoring your content until this video which honestly lifted up my expectation but sadly you're still gonna post content 😢

  • @ricodc6529
    @ricodc6529 4 місяці тому +1

    Carson has helped me through the worst years of my life. Now that he's staying, he's about to give me another bad year.

  • @ItsThankful_
    @ItsThankful_ 5 місяців тому +3

    Props to my uncle here for finally taking a break, the family has been begging him to take another break after we saw how its effecting him.