Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.
I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please" We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.
@@KiixPronouncedKicksthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...." (the context was that he had been on UA-camrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)
I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable
5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")
yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY
@@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life. -This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined? -Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic. -Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off? Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.
Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!
This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀 A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-
its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked
Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see
I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream
5:27 right as the beat drops my headphones alerted me that they needed to be recharged and I think that's better than whatever audio actually was playing
7:19 because the color orange was named after the fruit. Back then, the color orange was known as a shade of red, which explains many orange things being referred to as red.
kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :))))) (and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel
Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.
@u know me ok and
Exactly-! 😈
@Seeing Star c. For curb T c gb
oh my god is that sliver from peter knetter holy shit
damn that pfp is a throwback lol
Markiplier says boobs and the chat erupts into cheering and wild clapping. World peace is achieved. Anthony is even there.
what blessed visions you think of. may your flesh fall to bone only whence it has ripened duly.
@@cinguloapathy can i steal this for a compliment that my friends will take as an insult
I read this as soon as the clip played
Kwote even aggres LOL
The only headache for kwote is his own fans
@Thank me later 🅥 sounds like something he’d do if angry enough
The bots said "my time to shine"
@Emotional Damage wth
@@Elite_Defender not wrong tho
@@Elite_Defender no cao
I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please"
We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.
Are people not normally confident in being a simp? 🤨
Room of swords pfp?
Kwite is finally being appreciated like the good boy he is. Very proud of the edits.
Can’t believe that tiktok was trying to DEFAME MARKIPLIER??? that clip just makes me love him even more, which is difficult to do.
I can't believe that was a legit clip of someone trying to defame/stir up drama with markiplier of a video with no context
Which tt was defaming markiplier?
@@KiixPronouncedKicksthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...."
(the context was that he had been on UA-camrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)
14:37
“As a majority queer audience, are you gonna disagree?” As an asexual, I have to
As a gay male identifying bacterial colony I also have to
as a fellow asexual. boob good
💀
As an Aromantic Asexual that is also maybe Agender, idk yet, I will also have to agree
As a fellow ace i unfortunately have to disagree with qwite
Kwite being down bad for Springtrap is the funniest shit ever 😂
Agreed 😂
Man is a REAL simp 4 him
I bet he would love to get pgrenant from springtrap ong 💀
@@Lovingbeast030 OOP 👀
5:43 dude was so bewildered that springtrap has impregnated someone other than him
he does love stuffing children into places...
he does love stuffing children into places...
I hate that I said that
apparently so does youtube...
Kwite calling Blue "he"... So sick of the fake Blue's Clues fans man, shaking my smh
yeah, like does anyone even know blues a girl at all!?!? smh my head
i was like "HE??"
@@sammsarabefr ikr
Wait Blue's a girl
WAIT BLUES A GIRL WHAT
not quite sure what else he was expecting from his audience other than pure and unfiltered derangement
That fanboy gremblin laugh Kwote made though 3:36 💀 💀
Ain’t no way y’all made a Kwite fan edit☠️💀☠️
Kwite has fans??
it had to be done
@@koobiecola I swear I’ve seen 189,678,427 ROBLOX characters look like your YT PFP
@Thank me later 🅥 eh, don’t care, maybe talk about that upcoming air show somewhere in CA?
@@rotting_spider average cookie run player
6:29
The King Of The Warriors, the one who cannot die vs. The Immortal queen, born before time
I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable
You haven't seen KSI's Reddit then. They love dunking on him
"I just need a tall man to hold me"
Springtrap has entered the chat
Kwite: "I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin."
I can't unhear it now.
watching a kwite video is like snorting 5 lines of cocaine,it makes me want to die
@Thank me later 🅥 i loved the part where they caught kwote hurting an innocent puppy
But it feels good for a moment
@@Pinkcircleguy frrr
5:23 i couldnt tell why this song was so familiar - its darling dance by kairiki bear if anyone else was looking for it
It’s my favorite song :)
YESYESYES I KNOW!2!1!!1!1! i was screaming when that played x3
YES I LITERALLY HEARD IT AND KNEW IT WAS KB
Darling Dance >>>
Thank you for ending that first clip there I wasn’t expecting that type of video in my kwite video and almost died
13:10 NO CAUSE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE PETER GRIFFIN LAUGHING LMAO
This headache is so bad I can feel Kwote’s relatability coming inside of me🙏🙏
ayo
Pause
you can what
run that back?
you can feel WHAT????!!!!!!
5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")
What
@@matthewboire6843you heard the man. 😀
@@anyamusume253 my question still stands.
& the characters name was Matt I’m pretty sure 😭
0:21 That Aged Well😂
14:20 HE HAS LEGS⁉️⁉️⁉️
it’s fake, don’t believe it 💀
@@catjuulcultmember1631 thank god
There fake
It photoshop as to not distress new viewers
As someone who knows a janitor, he has said, that men's restrooms are not as bad as woman's restrooms. And as someone who uses them...he isn't wrong.
yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY
@@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life.
-This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined?
-Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic.
-Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off?
Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.
"Those fries looked peeled" is such an odd thing to say in this day of age.
Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!
SAMEE justice for the eastern hemisphere
@@bestttits3976 I'm in the southern hemisphere lol(But still yes!)
@@bestttits3976What time would that be in the US, particularly Kentucky, cause I live near the state
This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀
A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-
1:33 that was so unbelievably horrifying, I think my heart stopped beating for like ten seconds
9:13 that smaller dog sounds like a COD zombie though
7:08 kwote whizzing for 10 seconds straight
6:01 Reminds me of one of my earliest memories where I was on a beach and some kid scream "That seagull stole my Dorito!"
8:42 HE SOUNDS SO DARN HAPPY AND SURPRISED -
5:33 I AM A PROUD MUTUAL TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT 😻💅
You deserve subs just for that Mystery Dungeon music, Primal Dialga fight is a banger
What do you think would happen if I watched the kwite stream during jury duty
Nothing good I imagine
Ask him if guilty or innocent
for life reasons i want my head to be that pumpkin 6:54
You go to jail now
5:28 i recognize the bg music, its darling dance by kairiki bear
I recognized it too, it’s my favorite song
the fact that i am not wearing headphones and the sound is high and my laughter is similar to his .....i am sure my family think i am possessed by now
I don’t what it is but whenever I hear people like Kwite or Dream doing human things or hell-HAVING A REAL NAME, I’m like “wtf no that’s fake”
7:35 holy shit dude i literally love this guys TikTok he is so fucking good at dancing it’s amazing!
the intro set the entire video and I'm all for it
11:21 master oogway: i hate these food cha- I like this. This is good.
For a second I thought this was a newer video in my recommended, and seeing wilbur a few seconds in gave me emotional whiplash
IM SCREAMING SILENTLY AT 14:51 PLEASE ITS ONE IN THE MORNING
We need more Kwite fancams
9:36
This audio evokes primal rage.
2:06 a suprising amount of genshin fans would agree with you
The “Pissing all by yourself handsome?” Audio makes me physically implode
Im going to use this as a pickup line at the urinals
@@j.6267 If you try it on me, I’m physically collapsing
4:45 Imagine walking into that 😬😬😬
its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked
His eyebrows are like little caterpillars writhing in agony
7:23
Bro is speaking in tongues.
Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.
Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see
11:35 she just said a racial slur in dog
Congratulations on 420k subs, Kmart. you're one of my favorite channels, and thank you for making content ❤️❤️
kmart
7:08 I almost passed out laughing when I had seen the full clip of that one, it worried everyone around me lol
"you should probably have a can of frebreeze and a lighter just in case" LMAO FLAME THROWER IN 5 secs
You're like... a really grumpy version of Ranboo.
I love it.
The council will decide your fate
sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a wa
@@ObviOneKenobi …?
ITS CUZ OF THE MASK ISNT IT 👹/j
I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream
3:03 kwite brain dialogue (real)
4:23 REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP! WOW!!!!
5:27 right as the beat drops my headphones alerted me that they needed to be recharged and I think that's better than whatever audio actually was playing
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT KAIRIKI BEAR👹👹👹👺👹👹👹 GRRRRRR
Wait, wait, wait, is it just me or were those two guys around 5:36 dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear???
2:09 that’s Klee, from genshin impact. Yes I play that game.
Also does anyone perhaps know where my fathe-
i think kwites into huge beefy dudes and Springtrap being like seven feet tall gives him the pavlovian response like it's just close enough
10:16WHY IS THERE ANIMAL JAM MUSIC
I HAVE A STUPID ANIMAL JAM SET THING THAT I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 10 THAT PLAYS THIS SONG LMAO
✨club geo✨
FUCKING ANIMAL JAM I MISS THAT HELL HOLE
OH MY GOD I HAD THE SAME SET
8:17 holy shit me and my friend made that tiktok lmao
11:09 b*tch i have been waiting for something like that for 12 GODDAMN YEARS
5:24 did not expect a kairiki bear song in here
7:19 because the color orange was named after the fruit. Back then, the color orange was known as a shade of red, which explains many orange things being referred to as red.
"As a majority queer audience are you going to disagree" as someone who only likes men: no. Markiplier got honkers.
The only thing keeping me from ending it all is Kwite 🙏🙏
When you can’t make it to the stream because you have to go mop the ceiling and then walk your fish:😔🤚
Kwite stop simping for his boyfriend challenge (impossible)
5:30 DARLING DANCE WAS THE LAST SONG THAT I EXPECTED ON THE KWOTE CHANNEL>??????
The moment darling dance played my head pulled a fucking 180. 5:25
5:23 nO WAY DARLING DANCE IN A KWITE VIDEO I COULDNT BE HAPPIER
The headache is for Kwoge
Bruh how tf did my man nail the damn Scooby Doo impression 💀 5:14
3:18
*That's a hampster tho*
Nah its a Opossum
@@TemnotaVoronya1243 thanks? I forgot that comment existed
No it's an armadillo
The five intro is a classic
At 7:38 for a split second before the video cuts, you can see him put his arms out to catch himself
0:47 nah that baby be looking like a diseased old ass Grandpa 💀😭
9:19 Beelzepup
kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :)))))
(and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel
Kwote makes me so happy and makes my day
The fact that Kwite knows James means that Kwite is officially cannon in the memeulous cinematic universe
1:57
I was playing genshin and Klee started saying her idle voice line(the explosion inside city walls one) and i snorted out my water
i never turn the bell on so kwite will degrade me at the start of every video 😍
😟
😐
00:00
LYRICS:
Guistadabin Damboyaquin
(AAAH)
Perhadabin Benberamkin
Medl geox make mas
Medl geox make mas
*inaudible*
6:23 the best crossover no one asked for
6:35 that battle went horribly for both of them
0:52 bro looks like bob the builder💀💀
5:06 depends I’d say it counts
14:21 fake video kwite has no legs
5:23 Song name: Luma - Darling Dance
14:16 KWITE HAS LEGS?!
No
10:49 you farded