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  • @Macky2Tacky
    @Macky2Tacky 2 роки тому +3453

    Kwite knows how much his Twitch chat and fanbase love to torture him and still gets confused when the content people send him is God awful and physically sickening.

  • @rainbowditto9033
    @rainbowditto9033 2 роки тому +1021

    Markiplier says boobs and the chat erupts into cheering and wild clapping. World peace is achieved. Anthony is even there.

    • @cinguloapathy
      @cinguloapathy 7 місяців тому +13

      what blessed visions you think of. may your flesh fall to bone only whence it has ripened duly.

    • @Hades-100
      @Hades-100 3 місяці тому +4

      @@cinguloapathy can i steal this for a compliment that my friends will take as an insult

    • @Greivous-chan
      @Greivous-chan 3 місяці тому +2

      I read this as soon as the clip played

    • @cl0wn.w0rmzXD
      @cl0wn.w0rmzXD 4 дні тому

      Kwote even aggres LOL

  • @c.rak6
    @c.rak6 2 роки тому +4590

    The only headache for kwote is his own fans

  • @forgotten_lumis5595
    @forgotten_lumis5595 2 роки тому +1826

    I love how people try and tease Kwite for being a simp and hes just like: "YEAH, THATS RIGHT. Give me MORE of this, please"
    We should all strive to be more like that, tbh. So confident.

    • @I_GET_NO_SL33P
      @I_GET_NO_SL33P 2 роки тому +18

      Are people not normally confident in being a simp? 🤨

    • @boiyas6518
      @boiyas6518 Рік тому +3

      Room of swords pfp?

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 2 роки тому +1174

    Kwite is finally being appreciated like the good boy he is. Very proud of the edits.

  • @on.ya.
    @on.ya. 2 роки тому +381

    Can’t believe that tiktok was trying to DEFAME MARKIPLIER??? that clip just makes me love him even more, which is difficult to do.

    • @zomboids2100
      @zomboids2100 2 роки тому +46

      I can't believe that was a legit clip of someone trying to defame/stir up drama with markiplier of a video with no context

    • @KiixPronouncedKicks
      @KiixPronouncedKicks 10 місяців тому

      Which tt was defaming markiplier?

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@KiixPronouncedKicksthe one where he just said "all the elements for a great video: boobs...."
      (the context was that he had been on UA-camrs re*ct and had been asked to re*ct to the MV for ME!ME!ME! by teddyloid)

    • @Gooficide
      @Gooficide 5 місяців тому

      14:37

  • @kordeliiius9821
    @kordeliiius9821 2 роки тому +3579

    “As a majority queer audience, are you gonna disagree?” As an asexual, I have to

    • @yourmincemeat5233
      @yourmincemeat5233 2 роки тому +291

      As a gay male identifying bacterial colony I also have to

    • @private-local-enemy
      @private-local-enemy 2 роки тому

      as a fellow asexual. boob good

    • @le_cupman
      @le_cupman 2 роки тому +20

      💀

    • @crablover33
      @crablover33 2 роки тому +206

      As an Aromantic Asexual that is also maybe Agender, idk yet, I will also have to agree

    • @scbeans
      @scbeans 2 роки тому +88

      As a fellow ace i unfortunately have to disagree with qwite

  • @MEOWS_MORALES-
    @MEOWS_MORALES- 2 роки тому +451

    Kwite being down bad for Springtrap is the funniest shit ever 😂

  • @buttr5659
    @buttr5659 2 роки тому +158

    5:43 dude was so bewildered that springtrap has impregnated someone other than him

  • @haunted.doll.s
    @haunted.doll.s 2 роки тому +853

    Kwite calling Blue "he"... So sick of the fake Blue's Clues fans man, shaking my smh

    • @iexist6392
      @iexist6392 2 роки тому +111

      yeah, like does anyone even know blues a girl at all!?!? smh my head

    • @sammsarabefr
      @sammsarabefr 2 роки тому +58

      i was like "HE??"

    • @iexist6392
      @iexist6392 2 роки тому +16

      @@sammsarabefr ikr

    • @thatonebonkchoyguy
      @thatonebonkchoyguy 2 роки тому +18

      Wait Blue's a girl

    • @VineDirected
      @VineDirected 2 роки тому +18

      WAIT BLUES A GIRL WHAT

  • @malarcher5580
    @malarcher5580 2 роки тому +270

    not quite sure what else he was expecting from his audience other than pure and unfiltered derangement

  • @DISC0MB0BULATI0N
    @DISC0MB0BULATI0N 2 роки тому +102

    That fanboy gremblin laugh Kwote made though 3:36 💀 💀

  • @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath
    @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath 2 роки тому +452

    Ain’t no way y’all made a Kwite fan edit☠️💀☠️

    • @rotting_spider
      @rotting_spider 2 роки тому +23

      Kwite has fans??

    • @koobiecola
      @koobiecola 2 роки тому +13

      it had to be done

    • @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath
      @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath 2 роки тому +3

      @@koobiecola I swear I’ve seen 189,678,427 ROBLOX characters look like your YT PFP

    • @CommentingOnRandomThings
      @CommentingOnRandomThings 2 роки тому +5

      @Thank me later 🅥 eh, don’t care, maybe talk about that upcoming air show somewhere in CA?

    • @dropl8815
      @dropl8815 2 роки тому +3

      @@rotting_spider average cookie run player

  • @Wrumb
    @Wrumb 2 роки тому +46

    6:29
    The King Of The Warriors, the one who cannot die vs. The Immortal queen, born before time

  • @willsith9762
    @willsith9762 2 роки тому +86

    I love how every fellowship has a specific relationship with their respective gods, but with Kwite and his children, we truly do nothing more than make his life miserable

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 2 роки тому +3

      You haven't seen KSI's Reddit then. They love dunking on him

  • @daddyyahweh9328
    @daddyyahweh9328 2 роки тому +54

    "I just need a tall man to hold me"
    Springtrap has entered the chat

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 2 роки тому +47

    Kwite: "I do NOT sound like Peter Griffin."
    I can't unhear it now.

  • @ThePepsiCrusader
    @ThePepsiCrusader 2 роки тому +191

    watching a kwite video is like snorting 5 lines of cocaine,it makes me want to die

  • @ononvi3938
    @ononvi3938 2 роки тому +40

    5:23 i couldnt tell why this song was so familiar - its darling dance by kairiki bear if anyone else was looking for it

  • @King0fKyles
    @King0fKyles 2 роки тому +97

    Thank you for ending that first clip there I wasn’t expecting that type of video in my kwite video and almost died

  • @mreow5767
    @mreow5767 2 роки тому +23

    13:10 NO CAUSE WHY DID HE SOUND LIKE PETER GRIFFIN LAUGHING LMAO

  • @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath
    @LeBronGlazerUntilDeath 2 роки тому +312

    This headache is so bad I can feel Kwote’s relatability coming inside of me🙏🙏

  • @tallsally.
    @tallsally. Рік тому +30

    5:49 Friendly reminder that Springtrap can canonically get anyone pregnant, even a male (it actually happened, he kinda got a guy pregnant in the books) (i think the book is called "Bunny Call" and it was the 2nd story in the book called "Into The Flesh")

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому +4

      What

    • @anyamusume253
      @anyamusume253 8 місяців тому

      @@matthewboire6843you heard the man. 😀

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 8 місяців тому +1

      @@anyamusume253 my question still stands.

    • @Mushie_lol
      @Mushie_lol 7 місяців тому +1

      & the characters name was Matt I’m pretty sure 😭

  • @Buggy_XXVIII
    @Buggy_XXVIII 3 місяці тому +15

    0:21 That Aged Well😂

  • @MrYoinkySploinky
    @MrYoinkySploinky 2 роки тому +70

    14:20 HE HAS LEGS⁉️⁉️⁉️

  • @maxiargos1971
    @maxiargos1971 2 роки тому +25

    As someone who knows a janitor, he has said, that men's restrooms are not as bad as woman's restrooms. And as someone who uses them...he isn't wrong.

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow 2 роки тому +10

      yeah idk about mens rooms but when i was in high school there was a girl who once threw her entire used pad over the top of the cubicle walls and it landed blood side down ON SOMEBODY

    • @maxiargos1971
      @maxiargos1971 2 роки тому +5

      @@ConiferConnieTreeCow okay wtf? I have some stories from woman's restrooms so here are some of them from my life.
      -This only happens when I am at a clothing store and the fact this has happened more times, then I like to admit makes me mad. Every time i am buying clothes I have to use the restroom. So every time I would be in line waiting for my turn, and when I finally get in the person before me missed the rim of the toilet seat and now there is a lot of pee on the floor. Didn't even call the janitor to clean it up. Every time this happens I am like, "I can't even buy a pair of pants and take a wiss with out this happening." And oddly enough this is always people 30 or older. I am 30. How do you miss that whole space and pee on the floor with out your pants being ruined?
      -Pads. Not going to say them in detail, but kids-adults have no idea how to put them way. I do not know what they are being taught about them, but my god. It's not hard being hygienic.
      -Now this one is weird. like really weird in my life. I do not know why, but with my past with public restrooms there are moments where I am like, "No I can't hold it in. Need to go!" and every time I walk in to go. Some asshole just...Left the water running to the sink. I always shut it off, but who just leaves it running with out turning it off?
      Don't know if this is important but putting this in. If you want to know where this is happening where I keep finding this. Well Texas. Never been out of the state, and lived here my whole life, but I have no idea what woman are doing to keep doing these things in public restrooms.

  • @joe_7609
    @joe_7609 2 роки тому +31

    "Those fries looked peeled" is such an odd thing to say in this day of age.

  • @Exotic_Wolfie
    @Exotic_Wolfie 2 роки тому +72

    Kwite the only reason why I watch the channel is because your always streaming at 3:00AM, like dang you expect me on the other side of the world to be up for that shit you would be tripppin mega balls!

    • @bestttits3976
      @bestttits3976 2 роки тому +4

      SAMEE justice for the eastern hemisphere

    • @Exotic_Wolfie
      @Exotic_Wolfie 2 роки тому +3

      @@bestttits3976 I'm in the southern hemisphere lol(But still yes!)

    • @thefandomist
      @thefandomist Рік тому

      ​​@@bestttits3976What time would that be in the US, particularly Kentucky, cause I live near the state

  • @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341
    @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341 2 роки тому +55

    This video really, REALLY got a good laugh out of me. And that too, I laugh like a dying horse so, imagine what the people in my house are thinking 💀
    A surprisingly wholesome stream, well depends on what you consider as wholesome-

  • @SoleAtol
    @SoleAtol 2 роки тому +20

    1:33 that was so unbelievably horrifying, I think my heart stopped beating for like ten seconds

  • @IKEA_----_WARLORDD
    @IKEA_----_WARLORDD 2 роки тому +22

    9:13 that smaller dog sounds like a COD zombie though

  • @nuffin218
    @nuffin218 2 роки тому +17

    7:08 kwote whizzing for 10 seconds straight

  • @MarbleSodaPop
    @MarbleSodaPop 2 роки тому +8

    6:01 Reminds me of one of my earliest memories where I was on a beach and some kid scream "That seagull stole my Dorito!"

  • @ZER0-ed1fg
    @ZER0-ed1fg Рік тому +9

    8:42 HE SOUNDS SO DARN HAPPY AND SURPRISED -

  • @M0SS3__
    @M0SS3__ 2 роки тому +29

    5:33 I AM A PROUD MUTUAL TO THE PERSON ON THE RIGHT 😻💅

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 2 роки тому +13

    You deserve subs just for that Mystery Dungeon music, Primal Dialga fight is a banger

  • @wretchedcats4909
    @wretchedcats4909 2 роки тому +60

    What do you think would happen if I watched the kwite stream during jury duty

  • @ttubatuwariwari
    @ttubatuwariwari 2 роки тому +23

    for life reasons i want my head to be that pumpkin 6:54

  • @polishboi1636
    @polishboi1636 2 роки тому +16

    5:28 i recognize the bg music, its darling dance by kairiki bear

  • @boba-g3g
    @boba-g3g 2 роки тому +15

    the fact that i am not wearing headphones and the sound is high and my laughter is similar to his .....i am sure my family think i am possessed by now

  • @Zenon103
    @Zenon103 2 роки тому +43

    I don’t what it is but whenever I hear people like Kwite or Dream doing human things or hell-HAVING A REAL NAME, I’m like “wtf no that’s fake”

  • @samanthalogue4967
    @samanthalogue4967 2 роки тому +9

    7:35 holy shit dude i literally love this guys TikTok he is so fucking good at dancing it’s amazing!

  • @nologic66758
    @nologic66758 2 роки тому +22

    the intro set the entire video and I'm all for it

  • @raygagnon4809
    @raygagnon4809 2 роки тому +10

    11:21 master oogway: i hate these food cha- I like this. This is good.

  • @EelGood
    @EelGood 5 місяців тому +3

    For a second I thought this was a newer video in my recommended, and seeing wilbur a few seconds in gave me emotional whiplash

  • @Lala_Himechan
    @Lala_Himechan 2 роки тому +13

    IM SCREAMING SILENTLY AT 14:51 PLEASE ITS ONE IN THE MORNING

  • @inktasticcreator1532
    @inktasticcreator1532 2 роки тому +33

    We need more Kwite fancams

  • @RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan
    @RodentMcGregorTheRodentMan Рік тому +18

    9:36
    This audio evokes primal rage.

  • @skibopmdada1152
    @skibopmdada1152 3 місяці тому +5

    2:06 a suprising amount of genshin fans would agree with you

  • @spleens4200
    @spleens4200 2 роки тому +7

    The “Pissing all by yourself handsome?” Audio makes me physically implode

    • @j.6267
      @j.6267 2 роки тому +1

      Im going to use this as a pickup line at the urinals

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 2 роки тому

      @@j.6267 If you try it on me, I’m physically collapsing

  • @sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1
    @sssniperwolfsbiggestfan1 2 роки тому +13

    4:45 Imagine walking into that 😬😬😬

  • @nvtmegg9618
    @nvtmegg9618 2 роки тому +11

    its true that we literally cannot imagine you in a suit, just a while ago i came to the realization that you are probably not bald and was extremely shocked

  • @toothboy6866
    @toothboy6866 2 роки тому +15

    His eyebrows are like little caterpillars writhing in agony

  • @fr-ong-fr
    @fr-ong-fr 2 роки тому +20

    7:23
    Bro is speaking in tongues.

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Рік тому +1

      Eatin' a burger with no honey mustard.

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 Рік тому +5

    Okay but two Breaking Bad cosplayers go absolutely in on dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear wasn’t something I ever expected to see but something I desperately NEEDED to see

  • @sonicman4367
    @sonicman4367 2 роки тому +19

    11:35 she just said a racial slur in dog

  • @ratking9411
    @ratking9411 2 роки тому +5

    Congratulations on 420k subs, Kmart. you're one of my favorite channels, and thank you for making content ❤️❤️

  • @wolfyg5222
    @wolfyg5222 2 роки тому +3

    7:08 I almost passed out laughing when I had seen the full clip of that one, it worried everyone around me lol

  • @newlegacys8054
    @newlegacys8054 2 роки тому +4

    "you should probably have a can of frebreeze and a lighter just in case" LMAO FLAME THROWER IN 5 secs

  • @ThatTransGuy247
    @ThatTransGuy247 2 роки тому +48

    You're like... a really grumpy version of Ranboo.
    I love it.

    • @ObviOneKenobi
      @ObviOneKenobi 2 роки тому +8

      The council will decide your fate

    • @ohsqueep
      @ohsqueep 2 роки тому

      sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a water bottle sprays you with a wa

    • @ThatTransGuy247
      @ThatTransGuy247 2 роки тому +2

      @@ObviOneKenobi …?

    • @Clownish.mp4
      @Clownish.mp4 Рік тому +1

      ITS CUZ OF THE MASK ISNT IT 👹/j

  • @llemonsoda1856
    @llemonsoda1856 2 роки тому +14

    I was wondering why I recognized this video even though I've never watched it, and then I finally remembered I watched the stream for this one 🙂 was a great stream

  • @slavic_bumpkin624
    @slavic_bumpkin624 2 роки тому +14

    3:03 kwite brain dialogue (real)

  • @jackal04
    @jackal04 2 роки тому +12

    4:23 REESE’S PUFFS, REESE’S PUFFS, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP, EATEM UP! WOW!!!!

  • @serpicopiu3591
    @serpicopiu3591 2 роки тому +3

    5:27 right as the beat drops my headphones alerted me that they needed to be recharged and I think that's better than whatever audio actually was playing

    • @deezmutts
      @deezmutts 2 роки тому +2

      YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT ABOUT KAIRIKI BEAR👹👹👹👺👹👹👹 GRRRRRR

  • @EnaMafuyuandDazaiKinnie
    @EnaMafuyuandDazaiKinnie Рік тому +6

    Wait, wait, wait, is it just me or were those two guys around 5:36 dancing to Darling Dance by Kairiki Bear???

  • @Wicky_Licky
    @Wicky_Licky Рік тому +12

    2:09 that’s Klee, from genshin impact. Yes I play that game.
    Also does anyone perhaps know where my fathe-

  • @Ambipie
    @Ambipie 2 роки тому +4

    i think kwites into huge beefy dudes and Springtrap being like seven feet tall gives him the pavlovian response like it's just close enough

  • @luvbug2079
    @luvbug2079 2 роки тому +15

    10:16WHY IS THERE ANIMAL JAM MUSIC
    I HAVE A STUPID ANIMAL JAM SET THING THAT I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS 10 THAT PLAYS THIS SONG LMAO

  • @beeberton
    @beeberton 2 роки тому +19

    8:17 holy shit me and my friend made that tiktok lmao

  • @eyecrutch
    @eyecrutch 2 роки тому +8

    11:09 b*tch i have been waiting for something like that for 12 GODDAMN YEARS

  • @fountainoceanus
    @fountainoceanus 2 роки тому +2

    5:24 did not expect a kairiki bear song in here

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 роки тому +3

    7:19 because the color orange was named after the fruit. Back then, the color orange was known as a shade of red, which explains many orange things being referred to as red.

  • @Lichen8404
    @Lichen8404 2 роки тому +5

    "As a majority queer audience are you going to disagree" as someone who only likes men: no. Markiplier got honkers.

  • @kettlething
    @kettlething 2 роки тому +10

    The only thing keeping me from ending it all is Kwite 🙏🙏

  • @Roach-soup
    @Roach-soup 2 роки тому +12

    When you can’t make it to the stream because you have to go mop the ceiling and then walk your fish:😔🤚

  • @lavenderpotato5734
    @lavenderpotato5734 2 роки тому +16

    Kwite stop simping for his boyfriend challenge (impossible)

  • @starfilledsky2810.
    @starfilledsky2810. Рік тому +2

    5:30 DARLING DANCE WAS THE LAST SONG THAT I EXPECTED ON THE KWOTE CHANNEL>??????

  • @MT_TOASTER
    @MT_TOASTER 2 роки тому +3

    The moment darling dance played my head pulled a fucking 180. 5:25

  • @matz7803
    @matz7803 2 роки тому +2

    5:23 nO WAY DARLING DANCE IN A KWITE VIDEO I COULDNT BE HAPPIER

  • @shookravioli
    @shookravioli 2 роки тому +12

    The headache is for Kwoge

  • @RandomFurry115
    @RandomFurry115 2 роки тому +3

    Bruh how tf did my man nail the damn Scooby Doo impression 💀 5:14

  • @BlahBlahAnim
    @BlahBlahAnim 2 роки тому +18

    3:18
    *That's a hampster tho*

  • @Rumassassin
    @Rumassassin 2 роки тому +7

    The five intro is a classic

  • @Ms.unknownisnot_here
    @Ms.unknownisnot_here Рік тому +3

    At 7:38 for a split second before the video cuts, you can see him put his arms out to catch himself

  • @Just_aSillyGuy
    @Just_aSillyGuy Рік тому +4

    0:47 nah that baby be looking like a diseased old ass Grandpa 💀😭

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 2 роки тому +8

    9:19 Beelzepup

  • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
    @ConiferConnieTreeCow 2 роки тому +5

    kwite's goofy lil laugh melts my heart man :)))))
    (and by "melts my heart" i mean my heart is a puddle on the floor right now i am runnong out of blood i might have to steal some from those who dare not subscribe with notifications on on every kwite channel

  • @Onlylexxdiaz
    @Onlylexxdiaz 2 роки тому +5

    Kwote makes me so happy and makes my day

  • @Choccymilkaddict
    @Choccymilkaddict Рік тому +1

    The fact that Kwite knows James means that Kwite is officially cannon in the memeulous cinematic universe

  • @juic33juice
    @juic33juice 2 роки тому +27

    1:57
    I was playing genshin and Klee started saying her idle voice line(the explosion inside city walls one) and i snorted out my water

  • @gunkinator
    @gunkinator 2 роки тому +19

    i never turn the bell on so kwite will degrade me at the start of every video 😍

  • @KacperSobierajVargskeletor5421

    00:00
    LYRICS:
    Guistadabin Damboyaquin
    (AAAH)
    Perhadabin Benberamkin
    Medl geox make mas
    Medl geox make mas
    *inaudible*

  • @ghosty-1
    @ghosty-1 2 роки тому +5

    6:23 the best crossover no one asked for

  • @mr.shomshom8919
    @mr.shomshom8919 4 місяці тому +1

    6:35 that battle went horribly for both of them

  • @G3ometry
    @G3ometry Рік тому +8

    0:52 bro looks like bob the builder💀💀

  • @Thanks4AllTheFunTimes1221
    @Thanks4AllTheFunTimes1221 2 роки тому +8

    5:06 depends I’d say it counts

  • @Blinkentheproto
    @Blinkentheproto 2 роки тому +10

    14:21 fake video kwite has no legs

  • @cursed-cat9126
    @cursed-cat9126 2 роки тому +1

    5:23 Song name: Luma - Darling Dance

  • @bystandrr
    @bystandrr 2 роки тому +13

    14:16 KWITE HAS LEGS?!

  • @UnsatisfactorialIdiot
    @UnsatisfactorialIdiot Рік тому +6

    10:49 you farded