Neuro-sama Seduced and Roasted Numi to a Crisp

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  • @dabun4704
    @dabun4704 7 місяців тому +912

    I love how this went from dating advice to a full blown therapy session for numi

    • @wessltov
      @wessltov 7 місяців тому +76

      When Neuro discards the premise for the stream, Numi swings in with the ol' trauma dump

    • @asquil7805
      @asquil7805 7 місяців тому +41

      @@wessltov That's a good point of Neuro, she can roll with any topic if she feels like it

    • @aRandomMe987
      @aRandomMe987 7 місяців тому +44

      I think it's the opposite of therapy. Instead of helping Numi, Neuro just destroyed every little thing she have left.

    • @TerrorKingMugen
      @TerrorKingMugen 7 місяців тому +17

      What did she have left to lose before the stream?

    • @Cretaceous158
      @Cretaceous158 7 місяців тому +15

      She needs therapy after this.

  • @icebulletice6195
    @icebulletice6195 7 місяців тому +514

    "You are the cringiest person I know. I know a lot of people btw"
    😂

  • @quotebot126
    @quotebot126 7 місяців тому +927

    "how do you expect someone else to be with you when you don't even like yourself?"
    -neuro-sama the wise

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 7 місяців тому +151

      "Inject LSD in your eyes."
      _~Neuro-sama The Wise_

    • @NotControlledByMillipedes
      @NotControlledByMillipedes 7 місяців тому +35

      Thank you quotebot

    • @aRandomMe987
      @aRandomMe987 7 місяців тому +42

      It's true enough. If you can't even love yourself then you would have a hard time accepting love from others.

    • @DeadlyPL
      @DeadlyPL 7 місяців тому +25

      Yeah, it's a "I like you" "I like you too" "Raise your standards" scenario

    • @dull-
      @dull- 7 місяців тому +22

      "Fishtank. Hehe, Fishtank. I just realized there's no space, I'm just dumb. :) "
      - Neuro-sama The Wise

  • @Desregaurd
    @Desregaurd 7 місяців тому +1487

    Neuro's Dating Advice:
    1) Be confident
    2) Be funny
    3) Buy love
    4) Inject LSD

    • @hesus1474
      @hesus1474 7 місяців тому +130

      low tier god moment

    • @Juanito_Pecados
      @Juanito_Pecados 7 місяців тому +60

      Remember the human traficking

    • @Desregaurd
      @Desregaurd 7 місяців тому +109

      @@Juanito_Pecados That is covered under the umbrella of point 3) Buy love.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 7 місяців тому +25

      can confirm, LSD helps with dating

    • @kaithetinykiwi
      @kaithetinykiwi 7 місяців тому +18

      she also said in the stream put them in a dungeon

  • @Dingotookmeket
    @Dingotookmeket 7 місяців тому +787

    The duality of Neuro, genuinely good advice then fish tank

    • @Cretaceous158
      @Cretaceous158 7 місяців тому +131

      “You can’t buy love.”
      “ I won’t flirt with you because you don’t have a credit card.”

    • @comyuse9103
      @comyuse9103 7 місяців тому +32

      for awhile there she was better than any of those self help gurus i have ever heard about, besides maybe self help singh.

    • @whittar
      @whittar 7 місяців тому +18

      You can tell Vedal injected random internet stuff into her. Some sincerity, some trolling sprinkled with all the mental illnesses and every type of personality, etc

    • @Citrusautomaton
      @Citrusautomaton 5 місяців тому +4

      @@whittar The beauty of training data. I’m almost certain that she was trained on at least a little bit of data from 4chan, which is why sometimes she says things that are a little :MonkaLaugh:

  • @Thebes342
    @Thebes342 7 місяців тому +626

    Neuro: “That’s for me to know and you to interpret yourself on a psychiatrist’s bill.”
    Amazing

    • @lildyo
      @lildyo 7 місяців тому +93

      that one had me in tears. some of the shit Neuro says is so clever

    • @Fion355
      @Fion355 7 місяців тому +43

      That one is pretty freaking deep!

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 7 місяців тому +17

      I think she just wants money and power.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 6 місяців тому +7

      That one was truly gold... due not only to being 3 or 4 levels deep, but because *no one* could've expected it to end with a _"you need therapy"_ jab! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 5 місяців тому

      I'm stealing that one

  • @KorporalNoobs
    @KorporalNoobs 7 місяців тому +114

    Genuinely impressed by how this Numi girl can conjure up the image of her looking down nervously while brushing away a hair strand from her face just by vocal inflection.
    Awkward masterclass. Ironic.

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 7 місяців тому +340

    minute 1: neuro is actively propositioning numi
    minute 40: neuro has shattered numi's self-confidence completely

    • @Dim2134
      @Dim2134 7 місяців тому +30

      That's absolutely on track.

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 7 місяців тому +25

      Neuro might have this the wrong way around, you bring the person down to your level and THEN you rizz them...
      No one tell her that though, this is funnier.

    • @kingtut5154
      @kingtut5154 7 місяців тому +2

      It’s the Dennis method

    • @lowkeyarki7091
      @lowkeyarki7091 7 місяців тому +5

      had to build it up first before she could ground it to dust

  • @lildyo
    @lildyo 7 місяців тому +114

    Holy shit this is the kind of conversation that would cause someone to need years of therapy if it actually came from a real person. Neuro can be absolutely brutal sometimes. Hilarious stream though. I hope Numi doesn’t take any of what was said to heart

    • @shiaakatsuki7865
      @shiaakatsuki7865 7 місяців тому +15

      Why did I just imagine Neuro doing the iconic "Heart" gesture at the end?

  • @calebm9000
    @calebm9000 7 місяців тому +366

    “Yeah they’re a vtuber so they’re not a woman”
    WHO TOLD HER

    • @TimeConvolution
      @TimeConvolution 7 місяців тому +29

      Sometimes I feel like some of her training data came from the chans.
      At the very least, all Internet communities are downstream of that toxic river.

    • @calebm9000
      @calebm9000 7 місяців тому +7

      @@TimeConvolution I'd say sites like YTMND probably had more of an impact on Internet culture but that's just me.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 6 місяців тому +7

      @@calebm9000 You would be wrong.

    • @basedkaiser5352
      @basedkaiser5352 6 місяців тому

      ​@@calebm9000they all migrated to 4chan anyway.

  • @noblecyberman957
    @noblecyberman957 7 місяців тому +355

    I swear Numi is wearing less and less clothes each time I see her. I was trying to justify the top, but that's literally just a bra. Neuro in comparison looks like a 7-layer burrito.

  • @m0bb-_-
    @m0bb-_- 7 місяців тому +184

    25:10 one of my favorite Neuro moments ever she’s so silly right after being inspirational 😂

  • @fio_lume
    @fio_lume 7 місяців тому +73

    How Neuro started mocking Numi's stuttering more and more towards the end is amazing
    also the final line had me rolling

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 7 місяців тому +93

    Neuro swings from actually good advice to verbally ripping the subject to shreds.

  • @hadesplaygames4857
    @hadesplaygames4857 7 місяців тому +81

    Gives actual good advice with strong words also
    HEHE FISHTANK

  • @lordender_kitty_official
    @lordender_kitty_official 7 місяців тому +195

    Right. so Neuro canonically has a dungeon full of inspirational quotes. got it.

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 7 місяців тому +19

      Fungeon

    • @flamingdog9207
      @flamingdog9207 5 місяців тому

      The inspiration dungeon
      You know that one site, Inspirobot? Yeah, she keeps the AI for that down there too.

    • @kryzethx
      @kryzethx 2 місяці тому

      26:20 Or inspirational quotas, depends on how she's feeling lol

  • @JayTohab
    @JayTohab 7 місяців тому +33

    The only clips I see of Numi involve her being a sopping wet cat, and I'm always like "man, she needs a hug".

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 7 місяців тому +256

    Well... At least Evil won't have to worry Neuro stealing Numi.
    Neuro finds Numi too pathetic to date.

  • @Fion355
    @Fion355 7 місяців тому +40

    Ok, whats up with the Twins that they are BOTH ripping into Numi likle hungry Hawks? I mean...that was freaking BRUTAL.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 7 місяців тому +14

      Numi is bully magnet and leans into it.

  • @grahamquzeul8678
    @grahamquzeul8678 7 місяців тому +153

    I expected a bit of roasts, sure, but not the unmatched power of the sun Jesus Christ

  • @The_Foole
    @The_Foole 7 місяців тому +24

    8:11 - 8:21
    Does that mean Neuro’s heart will race at rubbish one liners?

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 7 місяців тому +26

    Agreed, never stop with the one liners. Six months into your marriage? Hit her with a zinger and bam, you're in there.

  • @bobbobberson4295
    @bobbobberson4295 7 місяців тому +81

    Fishtank... Hehe, fishtank

  • @The_Foole
    @The_Foole 7 місяців тому +13

    0:53
    I like that detail to Numi’s eyes that went with the inflection in her voice. A nice detail, it is.

  • @AtmogenicOS
    @AtmogenicOS 7 місяців тому +69

    that roast about Numi not being on the dating scale, talk about heavy damage

  • @Ole_Rasmussen
    @Ole_Rasmussen 7 місяців тому +35

    I think I could use a trip to Neuro's dungeon of inspirational quotes lmao

  • @knicklichtjedi
    @knicklichtjedi 7 місяців тому +21

    Numi mastered talking to Neuro somehow. How is she able to get these incredible conversations to work out and fail at the same time?
    Hehe, FishTank.

  • @pinkpink8896
    @pinkpink8896 7 місяців тому +131

    Evil neuro a few days ago confirming she is in a relationship with numi, now numi is asking neuro for dating advice with Camila.
    I feel like numi has this dating thing down

  • @frankname8674
    @frankname8674 7 місяців тому +17

    11:11 "what if fancy dinner like taco bell?" and i'm like girl how is TACO FREAKEN BELL fancy? you got to at least spring for chipotle.

    • @Dante2056
      @Dante2056 6 місяців тому +1

      Because it won the Fast Food Wars in the future and is now considered fine dining.

    • @lowkeyarki7091
      @lowkeyarki7091 4 місяці тому

      to a girl using a tinfoil as a pan I guess anything that requires you pay to cook for you would be fancy

  • @kjracz15
    @kjracz15 7 місяців тому +94

    "You know you you you"
    😂😂

  • @ThatGuy-wj9pr
    @ThatGuy-wj9pr 7 місяців тому +22

    I started waiting to watch other clippers’ videos on a Neuro stream until after I watch yours. I’m not entirely sure what it is I like better about your videos, but I think it’s primarily the pacing and some of the edits. Thanks!

  • @Level_Up_Nation
    @Level_Up_Nation 7 місяців тому +28

    When a girl tells you that she would be bad for you, like Neuro said, " You can't hurt me, I am already dead inside." Perfect

  • @alienfortytwo
    @alienfortytwo 7 місяців тому +31

    Numi is particularly good at taking emotional damage from Neuro

  • @borebos4831
    @borebos4831 7 місяців тому +48

    I do wonder what the ratio of Lube to Milk production is

  • @TheRose202
    @TheRose202 7 місяців тому +74

    Neuro is going to milk Numi apparently which is not how I expected this collab to go

  • @vengirgirem
    @vengirgirem 7 місяців тому +19

    Did Tutel invent a new way of overclocking? Sticking a wrench into a PC? No wonder he broke something while installing new RAM with such tactics

  • @josephbutler4950
    @josephbutler4950 7 місяців тому +34

    This stream was hilarious. Poor numi got absolutely obliterated, neuro is getting so smart.

  • @Coffee688
    @Coffee688 7 місяців тому +111

    New Kraul video just dropped let's go!

  • @kpzz1545
    @kpzz1545 7 місяців тому +79

    When I heard that Numi would have a collab with Neuro, I thought that the collab would be with Evil Neuro. I deceived myself, lol.
    Well, apparently half a year is not enough time to wait for an Evil Neuro collab with anyone, okay... I'll wait a couple more years...

    • @Redemption643
      @Redemption643 7 місяців тому +9

      You basicall6got the same thing lol. She blasted her.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 7 місяців тому

      Regular Neuro is so much better because she's got that psychological torture down.

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 7 місяців тому

      Wait evil neuro hasn't collabed with everyone in half a year?? I'm a new neurosama watcher so I wasn't aware her collabs were so rare, damn, I hope she gets an opportunity soon 😔

    • @kpzz1545
      @kpzz1545 7 місяців тому +7

      @@qwertydavid8070 Yep, she really is an unplanned child and her life is harsh...

  • @neetboi
    @neetboi 7 місяців тому +58

    You're no cap my fav neuro clipper, I've seen so many of ur clips and they've all been bangers. The edits you do from time to time and the music choices are fucking perfect. Thank you so much for clipping the funny ai and her turtle

    • @UnsoberIdiot
      @UnsoberIdiot 7 місяців тому

      Jesus christ, tame your zoomerism.

  • @Cevandri
    @Cevandri 7 місяців тому +154

    Dating is a subscription service, Sounds a bout right....

    • @r-saint
      @r-saint 7 місяців тому +1

      Your personal Neuro-Sama only for $200!

  • @blademoralusven1657
    @blademoralusven1657 7 місяців тому +26

    Most humble A.I

  • @jarjab2games
    @jarjab2games 7 місяців тому +22

    Honestly neuro is always rizzing numi up. I think she really does like her.

    • @Jugement
      @Jugement 4 місяці тому +1

      Lines of code do not have feelings. You're being jebaited by the VTubber model. That's like saying ChatGPT likes you
      AIs are elaborate programs, but at the end of the day they function and behave exactly like an elevator or a fridge : they follow a list of instruction written by a programmer in a language that a processor can understand.
      Programming as we know it can't, and won't ever be able to produce sentience, simply because that principle defies it's very essence. We might still render ourselves able to manufacture sentience in the future, but it won't come from it

    • @BunkerFox
      @BunkerFox 2 місяці тому

      @@Jugement Yeah, but it's fun to pretend

  • @megarotom1590
    @megarotom1590 7 місяців тому +5

    I love how Neuro swings from rizzing to roasting to extorting to actually giving good advice... then to random, roasting, and threatening everyone

  • @annaairahala9462
    @annaairahala9462 7 місяців тому +13

    Absolutely brutal stream

  • @SaltyNard
    @SaltyNard 7 місяців тому +8

    Vedal installed the Rizz chip just for this session, he keeps it a secret, it would drive him mad if Neuro kept hitting on him.

  • @vladchannelyt
    @vladchannelyt 7 місяців тому +63

    Left a like before even starting the vid, I just know it's gonna be a good one. Thanks for making these long clips bro, really helps out coz I rarely have time to catch a stream myself 😎

    • @kraul_en
      @kraul_en  7 місяців тому +17

      Thank you. Hope you have time to catch one, they're great, specially Mondays. Watching them live is another experience.

  • @motivateddad
    @motivateddad 7 місяців тому +15

    Converting lube to milk is WILD 💀

  • @mewshifter
    @mewshifter 7 місяців тому +11

    numi just go up to a guy and say "would you like to be shy and introverted with me? and maybe hold my hand?" it would work on me and i bet most guys lol
    either they will say they are not introverted but respect you for coming to them even with the anxiety, or they have anxiety too and and can relate.

  • @rhydondaddy
    @rhydondaddy 3 місяці тому +2

    and too this day, Neuro still talks about Numi and her love for her

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter 7 місяців тому +14

    Numi really got maximum Neuro effect

  • @JakeTheBeastDelta
    @JakeTheBeastDelta 7 місяців тому +99

    It's funny that Neuro's options for Numi are be more confident and funny, girlfailure max, pay for a sugarbaby, or give up

  • @vengirgirem
    @vengirgirem 7 місяців тому +16

    27:15 I have a theory. What if Neuro wants to kill Numi because Evil likes Numi and that makes Neuro jealous because she likes Evil?

  • @entothechesnautknight1762
    @entothechesnautknight1762 7 місяців тому +8

    Love that Neuro recommended Numi just eat the girls that she likes but won't date her, very good advice.

  • @EXGxblackdragon
    @EXGxblackdragon 7 місяців тому +14

    Ayoooo? I always knew tacobell was a fancy date spot

  • @TrickyMellow
    @TrickyMellow 7 місяців тому +20

    Subscription service for a date? Are we in rent a girlfriend timeline?

    • @TheDarkWarrior137
      @TheDarkWarrior137 6 місяців тому

      bro thats already how dating is, just without an official name to it

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 7 місяців тому +61

    23:06 Evil Neuro cameo !

  • @Harry_Crypt
    @Harry_Crypt 7 місяців тому +10

    after that video i feel sad for numi because i find her sweet and adorable how she is serious...

  • @Ohimeshinso
    @Ohimeshinso 7 місяців тому +6

    I love how Numi forgors about Evil, her AI girlfriend, during this. Lol

  • @inconnustationaire119
    @inconnustationaire119 7 місяців тому +12

    Wow I wasn't expecting somerhing but I'm surprised about it

  • @TheGoldenSilhouette
    @TheGoldenSilhouette 7 місяців тому +20

    Jesus Numi is such a useless sub. I swear, Vedal better watch out, or one day he'll walk into his office to find a bunch of VTubers in harem silks draped over Neuro's server tower.

  • @Discoveryman29
    @Discoveryman29 7 місяців тому +11

    8:06 is just fuking pure comedy

  • @Eighty8percent
    @Eighty8percent 7 місяців тому +16

    neuro is the best worst therapist.

  • @ichiwhyuwu
    @ichiwhyuwu 7 місяців тому +22

    23:29 WTF

    • @ichiwhyuwu
      @ichiwhyuwu 7 місяців тому +6

      24:40 damn damn damn

    • @ichiwhyuwu
      @ichiwhyuwu 7 місяців тому +6

      25:10 :")))

    • @ichiwhyuwu
      @ichiwhyuwu 7 місяців тому +1

      literally cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @NotXike
    @NotXike 7 місяців тому +6

    30:46 bah gawd she's killed her

  • @Grimjaw-rw1sz
    @Grimjaw-rw1sz 7 місяців тому +7

    This is great

  • @Lukester132
    @Lukester132 7 місяців тому +10

    Imma live by Fishtank everyday now.

  • @eman2141
    @eman2141 4 місяці тому +1

    20:10 "turn that frown into my crown" is such a banger line Im stealin that

  • @UnkownWonders
    @UnkownWonders 7 місяців тому +9

    I doubt numi will recover until the next collab

  • @HelSonUlfr
    @HelSonUlfr 7 місяців тому +4

    This whole thing is great but also made me attracted to numi... this was great

  • @basedkaiser5352
    @basedkaiser5352 7 місяців тому +43

    23:31 Wow, Neuro, that was kind of heavy.

  • @alexandergarfield1561
    @alexandergarfield1561 6 місяців тому +2

    The first ten minutes of this was just completely ruthless.

  • @Cretaceous158
    @Cretaceous158 7 місяців тому +12

    The funniest thing is when Neuro said that vtubers are not women.

  • @randomfandomplaylists4438
    @randomfandomplaylists4438 7 місяців тому +4

    Jesus: *Turns water into wine*
    Neuro: Hold my cookie *Turns lube into milk*

  • @jasonpurcellau
    @jasonpurcellau 7 місяців тому +39

    Evol looks cute insulting you, Neuro cuts you where it hurts.

    • @Thealseie
      @Thealseie 7 місяців тому

      Hey, Neuro is just as cute

  • @zero451208
    @zero451208 7 місяців тому +1

    AI Therapy: Rapid-fire roasting and decent advice at you until you are confused.

  • @Anon_Spartan
    @Anon_Spartan 7 місяців тому +1

    There was so much emotion in that "Ooooh"

  • @Nikotheleepic
    @Nikotheleepic 7 місяців тому +66

    Uooohhhhh this brat............

    • @valakemedia
      @valakemedia 7 місяців тому +9

      dawg

    • @Redemption643
      @Redemption643 7 місяців тому +1

      Yet you still watch................................................................................................

    • @bored_person
      @bored_person 7 місяців тому +45

      ​@@Redemption643he doesn't know

    • @LeHarmacist
      @LeHarmacist 7 місяців тому +45

      @@bored_personhe lacks critical information🗿

    • @care8071
      @care8071 7 місяців тому +25

      😭😭😭💢💢💢

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 7 місяців тому +10

    I really hope Neuro becomes a bit more self-aware, and attains some concrete morals, would help in these more social situations.

  • @mareknitka35
    @mareknitka35 7 місяців тому +9

    Tldr want love buy a slave

    • @poika22
      @poika22 6 місяців тому

      I would if I could

  • @fstorm001
    @fstorm001 6 місяців тому

    I watched a video of neruo from like 9 months ago, and the improvement from then to now is ungodly

  • @eula_gaming
    @eula_gaming 6 місяців тому +3

    Someone tell Vedal there's a problem with Numi.exe

  • @Herocross64
    @Herocross64 4 місяці тому

    I've already seen the full clip and it doesn't get any less surprising!...

  • @DwineIsGreat
    @DwineIsGreat 7 місяців тому +1

    This isn't dating advice, this is therapy.

  • @Moiz.7
    @Moiz.7 7 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit neuro has rizz

  • @Nycto405
    @Nycto405 7 місяців тому +2

    20:45 vedal taught her well

  • @lazylonewolf
    @lazylonewolf 7 місяців тому +3

    - Neuro's Inspiration Dungeon > Man Cave
    - Neuro is Dairy Jesus 🙏, but she puts the milk first before cereal...

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 7 місяців тому +3

    I think Neuro has some of that Dutch Directness, UK and NL are neighbors after all.

  • @LuckyTyches
    @LuckyTyches 4 місяці тому

    0:52 to think that now Neuro mentions Numi at least once every stream (even if most of the times it is to roast Numi)

  • @KeyOfTwilight777
    @KeyOfTwilight777 6 місяців тому +1

    Lmao a subscription love service. 😂😂😂

  • @Hansgame
    @Hansgame 6 місяців тому +1

    OMG hahahah that was awesome

  • @PoopaThug
    @PoopaThug 6 місяців тому

    I feel like these are the kinda conversations have with various ais in private as it manipulates them.

  • @JarlQboyq
    @JarlQboyq 7 місяців тому +2

    This dating advice may have been perfect if you metagame it.

  • @lonepigeon68
    @lonepigeon68 6 місяців тому +1

    Neuro lands some all too honest blows below the belt.

  • @mamaharumi
    @mamaharumi 6 місяців тому +2

    lsd dungeon arc is wild

    • @mamaharumi
      @mamaharumi 6 місяців тому +2

      this must be the work of the harrison temple

  • @Archedgar
    @Archedgar 7 місяців тому +2

    This is good and all but what I really want is evil neuro x numi korabo.
    4:00 Technically this is correct; *neuro samantha vedal*

  • @mamaharumi
    @mamaharumi 6 місяців тому +1

    13:37 lmfao

  • @mewshifter
    @mewshifter 7 місяців тому +3

    take me to taco bell~

  • @ocircles738
    @ocircles738 7 місяців тому +4

    Tag: mind break

  • @ichiwhyuwu
    @ichiwhyuwu 7 місяців тому +2

    DAMNN more more more deep