"BOB's KNIFE"

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
  • Linda thinks it's a car payment, Bob thinks it's connected to his brain, and Teddy thinks his hammer is better.

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  • @stephenking5852
    @stephenking5852 4 роки тому +838

    He quickly went from being upset with his knife being destroyed to being impressed with the hammer that did it. I love this show.

    • @HammyTechnoid
      @HammyTechnoid  4 роки тому +15

      11th season starts this month... YAY!!!!!.. by the way... How's Christine? LOL

    • @suoerfucker2000
      @suoerfucker2000 Рік тому

      He just going to go up until he hits an orbital laser

  • @badman3000
    @badman3000 2 роки тому +254

    I like how the salesperson is literally trying to talk him out of it but he buys it anyway.

    • @imesae3436
      @imesae3436 2 роки тому +7

      Speaker Roach I think they meant the 24 hour cooling off part

  • @antoniokauley9171
    @antoniokauley9171 4 роки тому +418

    Bob put every ounce of confidence he had, that his knife was gonna cut a hammer🤣🤣🤣

  • @Colin-kh6kp
    @Colin-kh6kp 4 роки тому +627

    “It was made by hammers, hammers can only make it stronger”.

    • @HammyTechnoid
      @HammyTechnoid  4 роки тому +21

      hehehe ..Logical? Right? hehehe

    • @animanco6833
      @animanco6833 3 роки тому +31

      Moment later: "AHH, it's not getting stronger, FUKINAWA"

    • @bosej.2621
      @bosej.2621 2 роки тому +4

      @@HammyTechnoid Reminds me of the moment in Home Movies when McGuirk tells Melissa that playing with a cast on is better.

    • @LordmonkeyTRM
      @LordmonkeyTRM 2 роки тому +4

      Nailed it

  • @helloeverybody9675
    @helloeverybody9675 3 роки тому +329

    Bob used his $300 knife against a $25 hammer

    • @HammyTechnoid
      @HammyTechnoid  3 роки тому +47

      Yeah.. not his smartest move... makes you want a McClacklin... LOL

    • @MeowthRocket
      @MeowthRocket Рік тому +2

      It was not effective.

  • @animalblundetto5673
    @animalblundetto5673 3 роки тому +547

    Scenes like this make me realize why the Belchers are always struggling financially. They spend their money on nice things and get some excellent breaks-quality knife, baseball camp for Gene, new sofa, food truck, Superbowl commercial, publicity from the historical society, $100K investment from a millionaire and a successful tiki-theme remodel-but always end up wasting every opportunity.
    Smashed the nice knife, baseball camp was a scam, gave the new sofa away to be burned, incited a riot that destroyed food truck, commercial was a flop, let Jimmy Pesto have the historical society plaque that drew all the customers, gave back the $100K investment, and undid the tiki remodel which had driven many wealthy patrons to the restaurant.
    Bob's like the anti-Fischoeder: he never compromises on his principles, but his principles make him poor.

    • @leonardebron6032
      @leonardebron6032 2 роки тому +49

      This is why this is my favorite cartoon in history, because all the characters are so relatable.

    • @haileyanimates2356
      @haileyanimates2356 2 роки тому +41

      Yeah, but I suppose they're happier that way. They may be unhappy when struggling financially, but they probably would be a lot more unhappy with the changes. (Not including the the truck and the plaque.)

    • @blenderbanana
      @blenderbanana 2 роки тому +5

      @@haileyanimates2356 Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • @bluecoin3771
      @bluecoin3771 2 роки тому +32

      The sofa 🛋 one was especially dumb because the only reason they wanted the old one was because of all the throw up and couch creases over the years, that’s dumb. I lost a sandal 🩴 in the bay once, you’re not gonna see me scuba diving 🤿 to the bottom just to get it. Inanimate objects come and go. It’s not the couch that matters, it’s who you sit on it with.

    • @mst3kanita
      @mst3kanita 2 роки тому +2

      This shows how repetitive the show can get.

  • @Omnipotentmonkey
    @Omnipotentmonkey 2 роки тому +66

    "Nail Tomatoes?" I think this might be the only time where Teddy had a position of intellectual superiority in the series. XD

  • @csbanahan
    @csbanahan 3 роки тому +88

    Misfortune follows Bob as if he angered a trickster god. But sometimes he says 'you know what, my soul hasn't been destroyed recently so I'm going to do something really, really stupid'

  • @dylanelliston5908
    @dylanelliston5908 2 роки тому +110

    as a professional cook, when we get new fancy knifes like a fukinawa, this reaction is completely accurate to how we use it and play with it

  • @vaportibaby
    @vaportibaby 3 роки тому +85

    "Who the hell's Indiana Joe?" 🤣

  • @hyperzillas
    @hyperzillas 3 роки тому +59

    I bought a $200 dalstrong chef knife last year. 10 1/4 inches. Very nice knife. I love it.
    Hand hammered steel. I love this show but I would never use it against a hammer lol. As a cook, I know where Bob is coming from.
    I bought a decent knife set a few years back, but they're like tattoos. I want more.

    • @RJSigma
      @RJSigma 2 роки тому +2

      I got a Phantom Series chef's knife from Dalstrong and it's only used by me in the house. I can't let anyone else use it.

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 3 роки тому +74

    Lmao even Linda was like meh when Bob said he was a professional chef 😂
    I'm not saying he's not, it's just funny

    • @PHATB0Y20
      @PHATB0Y20 2 роки тому +2

      But he's not

    • @andrewvillatoro4605
      @andrewvillatoro4605 2 роки тому

      He really isn't lol

    • @mr.misfit9514
      @mr.misfit9514 2 роки тому +9

      I mean, his burgers are apparently so good that they kept a man from calling the cops on him after committing a breaking and entering

    • @smashkid9196
      @smashkid9196 2 роки тому +3

      @@PHATB0Y20 I mean he is chef and thats his profession
      Sooo technically he is

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown 2 роки тому +2

      Bob has and always been a genius with his burgers, but a professional chef implies he made it big
      But the charm of bob is the fact he's an unrecognized artist

  • @doctorawesomeness1997
    @doctorawesomeness1997 2 роки тому +18

    I like how Bob and Teddy act like brothers.

  • @ryanle1293
    @ryanle1293 2 роки тому +12

    Every chef in his life has had this moment holding a Japanese knife

  • @nickrustyson8124
    @nickrustyson8124 3 роки тому +30

    This was Bob at his dumbest and I love it

  • @damongrimes6096
    @damongrimes6096 Рік тому +4

    The fact that Bob believed his knife could chop through a hammer! 😂

  • @filmtheory783
    @filmtheory783 Рік тому +9

    I love that little jab at teddy and Bob " the tasks will determine the biggest tool "better tool" only i am pretty sure Linda meant to say it the way she did and bob and teddy just didn't get it

  • @jkrfan7
    @jkrfan7 3 роки тому +26

    Aww, you cut out the part where they start destroying the counter and Mort walks in, looks at them and goes "I'll come back later"

  • @VahidSlayerOfAll
    @VahidSlayerOfAll 6 місяців тому +2

    you dont need an expensive knife, you just need an expensive knife sharpener and everything is an expensive knife

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 3 роки тому +25

    But how many Russians did Archer Bob kill with that knife?

  • @icefire2104
    @icefire2104 2 роки тому +11

    Knife: I’m the greatest tool.
    Hammer: Hold my nails.

  • @otarthemad1782
    @otarthemad1782 3 роки тому +51

    This is why Bob can’t have nice things.

    • @Vanghool87
      @Vanghool87 28 днів тому

      And why the family is poor.

  • @Hermes8A8A
    @Hermes8A8A 2 роки тому +6

    this is what happens when u tell your friend you have Snap-on and MAG tools, and they say I only use DeWalt and Milwaukee 😂

  • @michaelbonade4667
    @michaelbonade4667 Рік тому +2

    How phlegmmy can we make Teddy sound???
    Maaaah-cladghdah-lllyyyn!!!

  • @markjmarkjack
    @markjmarkjack Рік тому +2

    Not a chef but as a home cook I had a similar reaction when I bought my first Japanese knife.

  • @NonPlayableChar4chter
    @NonPlayableChar4chter 4 роки тому +51

    Just as a reference, the “Fukinawa” is based on the Shun knife brand. I don’t really know what Teddy’s hammer would be in real life.

    • @HammyTechnoid
      @HammyTechnoid  4 роки тому +15

      "I really want a McClacklin." - Bob Belcher

    • @tomm5516
      @tomm5516 3 роки тому +10

      Dewalt maybe?

    • @lavalampluva55401
      @lavalampluva55401 2 роки тому +3

      Irwin is a hammer with the highest rating, and it's about $10. For price most hammers are under $25.

    • @Entac1165
      @Entac1165 2 роки тому

      Stiletto Hammers can be upwards of 500$, so thats what i was thinking of but it doesnt look that fancy lol

    • @JaqenHghar.
      @JaqenHghar. 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure it's just a random name. Maybe someone who works for the show or something

  • @Vanghool87
    @Vanghool87 2 місяці тому

    Its time like these you really see Bob's passion for cooking. Conversely you also see the reasons why Mr. Dowling doesn't take Bob seriously.

  • @bossfan49
    @bossfan49 Рік тому +3

    I try to root for Bob, then he does compound stupid things like this. 🙄 Between the knife and the couch, they literally just threw away $800.

  • @davidrolfes8803
    @davidrolfes8803 3 роки тому +10

    Chop Chop Chop Chop.................. TOO Funny!

  • @mst3kanita
    @mst3kanita 2 роки тому +3

    Bob is still making car payments on that old ass car. 😹

  • @viczilla24dreamer51
    @viczilla24dreamer51 3 роки тому +16

    You took a day to figure things out?🤣🤣🤣

  • @calebdoyle4114
    @calebdoyle4114 3 роки тому +7

    “MACLACHLAN!!!”

    • @SoylentDoom
      @SoylentDoom 2 роки тому +4

      I came here looking for the proper spelling of the hammer brand... this makes the 10th different variation...

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 6 місяців тому

    Linda is like Salomon; if Bob really loved the knife, he would have forfeited, making him the winner.

  • @avosmash2121
    @avosmash2121 3 роки тому +8

    Going into the store for art supplies be like-

  • @voltor8274
    @voltor8274 3 роки тому +24

    3:30 Hammertime🤣

  • @boogaloobender3462
    @boogaloobender3462 2 роки тому +8

    I REALLY hope Bob either got his Fukunawa straightened out or replaced.

    • @Dracattack
      @Dracattack 2 роки тому +5

      Teddy probably fixed the counter for free and they called it even

    • @dalespurling1614
      @dalespurling1614 Рік тому +1

      No he went and got a mcglecklin

    • @boogaloobender3462
      @boogaloobender3462 Рік тому +1

      @@dalespurling1614 perhaps he used the macklecklin to straighten it back out

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 2 роки тому +9

    There goes $300 lmao

    • @futabafan99
      @futabafan99 2 роки тому +5

      And a few hundred more for the counter...

    • @Vanghool87
      @Vanghool87 28 днів тому

      @@futabafan99 see this is why they’re poor. This is why the bank man doesn’t take him seriously.

  • @tarag7292
    @tarag7292 3 роки тому +22

    Nailed it! 😀

    • @HotStormProductions
      @HotStormProductions 3 роки тому +3

      That was my favourite bit too. the enthusiasm he has when he says it!

  • @RockandRollsince1992
    @RockandRollsince1992 2 роки тому +6

    I'm surprised the Japanese writing on the knife is actually correct 😅

  • @shanelledelgado3567
    @shanelledelgado3567 6 місяців тому

    “They got a lotta ladles. Ooo I like sayin that”
    She’s me on an ADHD attention spree

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 6 місяців тому

    The way to a mans heart is through his tools

  • @bagsmohess
    @bagsmohess 3 роки тому +8

    No wonder their family is always broke

  • @tacotequill32
    @tacotequill32 2 місяці тому

    Bob: My knife was made with *hammers* Teddy, *HAMMERING* would only make it stronger so
    Me: I don't think that's how it works at this point😂😂😂

  • @NA-sv6so
    @NA-sv6so Рік тому +2

    Bob actually won the nail/tomato challenge (slowed down) 💀

  • @stovetop204
    @stovetop204 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how the first thing he does is chop an onion lol.

  • @nothingman7163
    @nothingman7163 2 роки тому +3

    I didn’t know UA-cam supported 16 bit lol such a great episode subplot from such a great show

  • @sterlingross7589
    @sterlingross7589 3 роки тому +7

    Who the hell is Indiana Joe ?

  • @brandynotabrand
    @brandynotabrand 3 роки тому +4

    The hubris of it all

  • @chom6096
    @chom6096 6 місяців тому

    I love how Bob isn’t upset that he’s out 300$ and a nice knife, he’s just genuinely impressed by teddys hammer

  • @mountainhun
    @mountainhun 3 роки тому +7

    Meanwhile on Forged In Fire...

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 2 роки тому +3

    As a prospector, I use a lot of hammers. Any good ones I use, I call McClechlhan

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +2

      A prospector? Like..in 1849?

    • @thirstfast1025
      @thirstfast1025 Рік тому +2

      @@bossfan49 lol believe it or not, ppl still prospect to this day!

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому

      @@thirstfast1025 I reckon they do.

    • @thirstfast1025
      @thirstfast1025 Рік тому +1

      @BDUBZ And I, as one of them, who uses many different hammers, call the good ones I find McClechlhan, because I found this episode funny. 😀

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 Рік тому +1

      @@thirstfast1025 I guess I better upgrade. I'm still using Binford from Tool Time.

  • @mar.sahakyan
    @mar.sahakyan 2 роки тому +3

    Nail tomatoes?

  • @MarsM13
    @MarsM13 Місяць тому

    I winced at the death of such a beautiful knife. 😞

  • @Islandchichi
    @Islandchichi Рік тому +1

    $300 down the drain. lol

  • @michaelbonade4667
    @michaelbonade4667 Рік тому

    DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE…..
    I fell on the floor…

  • @richiejr8756
    @richiejr8756 4 роки тому +7

    3rd century fox

  • @brandonharris7516
    @brandonharris7516 Рік тому +2

    Oh yeah

  • @mamaluv2025
    @mamaluv2025 4 роки тому +8

    What episode

  • @StefWriter
    @StefWriter 2 роки тому

    They just destroyed a $300 knife...

  • @pakanime1112
    @pakanime1112 2 роки тому

    That poor Japanese kitchen knife 😢, it was desigh for art form for perfect cuts 😢

  • @QuestionableExclamationPoint
    @QuestionableExclamationPoint 10 місяців тому +2

    3:33 DIE DIE DIE

  • @buster5661
    @buster5661 2 роки тому +2

    That jingle sound at the end is actually painful to me and to others with extremely sensitive ears
    And I actually do mean painful. It actually hurts like hell to listen to that. Do not think I’m saying is uncomfortable, It’s physically painful

  • @dingdong6259
    @dingdong6259 2 роки тому

    lessons in warfare

  • @JoshTB007
    @JoshTB007 2 роки тому

    Bought a 300 dollar knife and teddy destroyed it in 3 seconds

  • @kaivelasquez1667
    @kaivelasquez1667 3 роки тому

    I'm on team hammer 🔨🔨🔨🔨

  • @BreezyFoSheezy69
    @BreezyFoSheezy69 2 роки тому

    What episode is this?

  • @alphaghoul
    @alphaghoul 2 роки тому

    . . . They went too far. Rest in peace Fukinawa.

  • @dude4632
    @dude4632 2 роки тому +6

    Why did this strangely feel like the hammer and knife were metaphors for something else ?😭and when Linda said she wanted to get involved with the Olympics it felt strange. Then when they spoke about hitting them together 😳

    • @NobodyC13
      @NobodyC13 2 роки тому

      If there was ever a more appropriate time for Linda malapropisms of calling a pissing contest "Penis Races," this is it.

  • @cheshire147
    @cheshire147 2 роки тому

    We’re gonna break it lol

  • @stuffcereal8950
    @stuffcereal8950 2 роки тому

    Nailed it

  • @FatBurner1994
    @FatBurner1994 3 роки тому +6

    As professional chef...i feel this video offended to me...bob clearly not appriate that knife and he not a professional chef...go teddy destroy that hyprocrite chef knife and hope

  • @buster5661
    @buster5661 2 роки тому

    This was so painful and not enjoyable whatsoever