The Most DUMB Monster In Cold Ground Explained | Bro What Are These

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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +392

    Thanks for watching guys! I hope everyone enjoyed!

    • @kingshadow8782
      @kingshadow8782 Рік тому +4

      Your very welcome!

    • @johnathangee1161
      @johnathangee1161 Рік тому +12

      This comment was made 4 days ago??

    • @vulcorethegreat1220
      @vulcorethegreat1220 Рік тому +3

      Of they had just brought a full Red Blooded Texan with them they would of been fine. Man would of been packing enough heat to supply a small millatary squad.

    • @Fitblkdad
      @Fitblkdad Рік тому

      Hey you should do a scientific breakdown of this horror movie called The Dark Lurking!

    • @loganlogon3720
      @loganlogon3720 Рік тому

      0:57 Small town Oregon starts watching. "Last week you call me old and now you go after my hemisphere. This close to an unsubscribe there buddy, thiiis close."😤
      😆

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn Рік тому +544

    “As the HON HON HON squad moves up the mountain-“
    Holy shit, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. Caught me by surprise.

    • @RedexTwo
      @RedexTwo Рік тому +7

      Lmfao same

    • @Otone360
      @Otone360 Рік тому +2

      Made me snort 😂

    • @hondaguy9153
      @hondaguy9153 Рік тому +3

      I got a good laugh out of it too. 🤣

    • @tonberry50
      @tonberry50 Рік тому +1

      yeah it made me spit out my coffee was not expecting that delivery, excellent pronunciation

    • @mammajamma4397
      @mammajamma4397 11 місяців тому

      Just got to that part and almost threw up laughing 😂

  • @pheonixwilson5577
    @pheonixwilson5577 Рік тому +1422

    I just want to say thank you for providing the content that you do; literally nobody else can scratch the itch for entertainment AND science like you can

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +221

      Well I appreciate you watching bro!

    • @r0ntr0n4
      @r0ntr0n4 Рік тому +6

      agreed!

    • @andrewdowner822
      @andrewdowner822 Рік тому +12

      Yep this is perfection of content

    • @mortuarycookiezshane4192
      @mortuarycookiezshane4192 Рік тому +5

      Facts! I love this content so much both movies and games. Though I’m now borderline hypochondriac. Lol

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Рік тому +6

      Same these funny little videos are informative as the are entertaining.
      Can’t say I disagree with him either on most subject matter aside from neutral good > lawful good

  • @ThomasOMahony-x7q
    @ThomasOMahony-x7q Рік тому +528

    I love this film, both for the sheer amount of unintentional comedy & for the creature design.

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo Рік тому +72

      Horror films have become mostly unintentional comedy and obnoxious characters who make one root for the villain.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +59

      Agreed!

    • @GG-ou7it
      @GG-ou7it Рік тому +3

      Creature design? They don’t show up in the film

    • @JennyJinKs
      @JennyJinKs Рік тому +10

      @@GG-ou7it apparently they Do, for a brief second but this doesn't mean they don't, have you finished watching the video at least? it shows a frame on 25:39 of the creature that indeed can be sorta analyzed even 'tho it's just a brief moment. the concept seems cool if indeed it's based on bats which is a new twist on the whole wereBeast trope.

    • @GaiaLegend
      @GaiaLegend Рік тому +10

      @@JennyJinKs It's also part of these movies to keep the creatures mysterious and it makes you think and it apparently works by looking at the whole comment section here trying to blast movies like this to be dumb. It definetly shows that movies need to explain everything and right away for it to be a ''good movie'' these days.

  • @Ryzen776
    @Ryzen776 Рік тому +441

    With how much survival knowledge this group seem to have, I'm surprised they survived the mountain long enough to meet the monsters. Feel like they weren't coming back one way or another.

    • @reicherwallace6774
      @reicherwallace6774 Рік тому +63

      Monster probably realized he had to act fast for a warm meal after witnessing their utterly abysmal survival skills.

    • @ShadowPhoenix82
      @ShadowPhoenix82 Рік тому +10

      ​@@reicherwallace6774 😂 accurate

  • @DarkRubberDucky
    @DarkRubberDucky Рік тому +326

    I really like that you are adding the science DURING the movie. I tend to zone out during the science portion, so it's cool to hear the "real time" schooling while the movie explains stuff.

    • @Ryzen776
      @Ryzen776 Рік тому +17

      Hard agree on that one. Too much science at once is to much, but having it spread out while its relevant enhance both the science and the movie summaries aspect of the video.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Рік тому +8

      Yeah it's great that he's decided to make that change because while some people zone out during the science portion, I actually tend to check out during the movie summary so now both sides can have a mix of both and there's more entertainment through the whole video since if ya prefer the science potion since you're not a movie watcher (like me) or you prefer the movie summary because the science is sometimes a bit too complex, doesn't matter so much because now the science is spliced into the movie summary and you're given info as it becomes relevant to the plot in bite sized pieces instead of a whole meal at the end. Roanoke sure knows how to make his audience happy because he just improved the movie summary section for me and hopefully made the science more digestible for y'all ^^

    • @RedexTwo
      @RedexTwo Рік тому +4

      @@discordiacreates6669 ​ I am the same way. I would zone out during the movie recap. I liked having two separate sections though. I watch these videos primarily for the science section, so it’s a shame that they are combined in my opinion.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Рік тому +7

      @@RedexTwo fair point and I can see that, though I'm not upset about it because ik people skipping sections hurts his reach and I never wanna see Roanoke discouraged from making videos if that is really affecting his numbers, so it's kinda a mixed blessing to mix both but hopefully it doesn't mean he'll stop having the bulk of the science at the end because I do really enjoy that part. I'm sure he won't change things too drastically though, he knows how to keep his main audience loyal and I highly doubt he'll forget us in trying to expand this channel to more viewers

    • @RedexTwo
      @RedexTwo Рік тому +6

      @@discordiacreates6669 I’m just slightly upset in a selfish way, but I believe it is the right choice for the reasons you just listed. If it’s best for the majority and the creator, then I believe it’s likely the best decision. Thank you for sharing.

  • @Skikyro
    @Skikyro Рік тому +216

    Roanoke you inspired me to pursue microbiology and virology in school. I’ve always been so enthralled by biology but didn’t have the guts to do it until I got into your channel. Just got medically discharged from the marines and catching up on these videos was exactly what I needed! thank you for all you do!

    • @CChissel
      @CChissel Рік тому +12

      That’s awesome dude! Have you come across the channel, “Journey to the Microcosmos”? It’s a great channel if you like microbiology, I really recommend it! They use their own footage of microscopic organisms and go on deep dives of just about everything, it’s really great

    • @Ghettojaku
      @Ghettojaku Рік тому +6

      Damn brother I’m still in tryna live the corps out for 20. Rah brother wish you the best in your pursuits

  • @Thievingrat
    @Thievingrat Рік тому +296

    hands down my favorite channel, i love nothing more than horrific atrocities

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +26

      Thank you for watching my man :)

    • @williamburnett3660
      @williamburnett3660 Рік тому +3

      ​@@RoanokeGamingI dare you to cover the video game Changed.
      Do in part that you're video reminded me of it

    • @greenherb3229
      @greenherb3229 Рік тому +1

      ​@@williamburnett3660Well that game is basically furry fetish simulator so he's probably not gonna cover it.

    • @williamburnett3660
      @williamburnett3660 Рік тому

      @greenherb3229 The first reason: That is exactly why I wish for him to cover it. Because it would be complete torture to him.
      Second reason: There was some interesting biology stuff going on in there that I'm kind of curious about. Mostly what I remember being implied is happening on a cellular level.

    • @greenherb3229
      @greenherb3229 Рік тому +1

      ​@@williamburnett3660Well... for more lore, there'd be special edition which kinda uhh... has more fetishes and such.
      Oh and Changed uses RPGMaker sprites for most things and Roanoke seems to prefer using more realistic models to actually analyze. Because sprites are weird, especially in proportions and such.

  • @theunholyadventurer2376
    @theunholyadventurer2376 Рік тому +63

    I love how after talking about the American being from the west coast, he immediately says "this will spell disaster for the group" implying that the American being there is just bad luck

    • @ericmurray5441
      @ericmurray5441 Рік тому +12

      Nooo you’re misguided. He’s talking about how entitled and foolish the west coast has become and how they’re far from your traditional European that can work hard with their hands.

    • @samsammich8465
      @samsammich8465 Рік тому +11

      because san franciscans hire electricians to replace light bulbs

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 10 місяців тому +2

      I was going to get upset about living on the west coast but then assumed he just meant everyone from Seattle and below, which would make his statement accurate
      Seriously, those lower 2 1/2 states worth couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions to do so on the bottom

  • @Voc_spooksauce
    @Voc_spooksauce Рік тому +143

    My man i have still to this day never seen another channel that does something even close to what you do. While there are many channels that explain the plot of movies and maaaaybe explain a thing or two, none of them know as much as you and manage to explain so much and so well.
    Just wanted to point this out cus i'm really thankfull you kept this channel going after all this time :>
    Cheers from Brazil lad, keep it up!

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +18

      Thank you for the compliment brother! I appreciate and I appreciate you watching :)

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI Рік тому +2

      ​@@RoanokeGaming I second this! Love your stuff from Canada

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому

      @@RoanokeGaming Love your work from the desert Gilead of Texas.

  • @gasparg643
    @gasparg643 Рік тому +127

    French werewolf took me by surprise I love it

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +20

      Hope you enjoyed it brother 😂

    • @ericstevens8744
      @ericstevens8744 Рік тому +1

      The movie wasn’t bad

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 Рік тому +3

      Loup Garou

    • @colea2969
      @colea2969 Рік тому +3

      @@RoanokeGamingyou should do a video about the monster from the found footage film, the dooms chapel horror

    • @charlii_the_angel
      @charlii_the_angel 4 місяці тому

      ~french werewolf ~ 😂😂😂

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Рік тому +196

    0:09
    A werewolf is scary but a French werewolf would be terrifying. Imagine fighting a beast that can cloak, can cheat death and can trick stab you

  • @sloppy_sockies2073
    @sloppy_sockies2073 Рік тому +34

    As a student who is fresh on his journey though microbiology studies, your channel is the absolute jackpot. Last semester, I wouldn’t have understood a lot of what’s talked about, but now I’m catching almost everything. That’s truly an attractive feeling

  • @593nacho
    @593nacho Рік тому +55

    To possibly answer your question Super 8 was the name of a type of 8mm film used in the '60s and '70s so that might be what they are referencing, love the channel keep up the good work!

    • @N-i-L
      @N-i-L Рік тому +7

      It's also the name of an alien movie that's a weird cross between ET and Cloverfield

    • @beaukennedy4618
      @beaukennedy4618 Рік тому +2

      ​​@@N-i-Lyeah the movies called that because the kids use super 8 film to shoot the movie the whole movie is about that being recorded on super 8

    • @N-i-L
      @N-i-L Рік тому +3

      @beaukennedy4618 well yeah, I just never hear anybody talk about the movie, and I liked it.

  • @sampfrost
    @sampfrost Рік тому +174

    time for biology, horror and a good review of a movie

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +2

      Yes.

    • @ianfox7173
      @ianfox7173 Рік тому

      2 out of 3 😂 not bad

    • @Skikyro
      @Skikyro Рік тому +1

      @@ianfox7173 2/3?

    • @TonyTama
      @TonyTama 6 місяців тому +2

      And possible anglerfish slander

  • @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33
    @JacobSnyderTheBr0kenK0rpze33 Рік тому +3

    I discovered your channel years ago at this poimt, when exactly i cannot remember. However, you channel amd your comtent has been on the absolute forefront of my entertainment. So much so that even if i didnt get a notification for your upload, i know the scheduling around when you usually upload because you are hamds down one of my favorite content creators by a significant margine just because your humor is engaging and topical, your personality is both genuine and relatable, and your comtent itself is equal thirds of entertaining, informative, and attention demanding
    I'm nuerodivergent, so my brain has a very hard time staying completely attentive with its laxidasical random drifting off into daydreaming or intrusive thoughts. I cannot thank you enough for being, in my genuine opinion, one the best entertainers on youtube. You are criminally underrated good sir

  • @c.shannon3914
    @c.shannon3914 Рік тому +19

    You've struck a perfect balance of being greatly entertaining while at the same time being totally educational. You've definitely taught me more than a few things with your videos Mr. Roanoke. 🎉

  • @konartrenders9262
    @konartrenders9262 Рік тому +20

    I can't believe you have been doing these movie/game biology for like 5 years. Love the vids!!!

  • @seththornton9968
    @seththornton9968 Рік тому +19

    Damn. Sucks to see that you got the video messed with Roanoke, thanks for keeping up with it. Also just wanted to say thanks for all the life lessons you sometimes dole out cause it really came in handy today.

  • @yeetmeister8927
    @yeetmeister8927 Рік тому +56

    I remember watching movie when I was on a werewolf movie binge. The part where the werewolf football tackles that one girl instantly made this movie one of my favorites.

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 Рік тому +5

      so you just ignored everything he said? Not a werewolf.

    • @yeetmeister8927
      @yeetmeister8927 Рік тому +8

      @@Necrowolf81 Werebat

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Рік тому +2

      ​@@yeetmeister8927I've heard of werewolves, werebears, weretigers... Now we have werebats on the loose lol, though ig werebat isn't entirely wrong since afaik the were part just means part, then what animal it is, so... a type of werebeast? Yeah I'll accept that answer ^^'

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому +1

      @@discordiacreates6669 that vampire film "Voyage of the Demeter" the vampire turned into a human sized bat.

  • @Infernoman64
    @Infernoman64 Рік тому +27

    Always enjoy your content. I don't even watch horror movies but your reviews make them worthwhile. The science is cool to know and the memeing is just the cherry on top.

  • @spencerwilkie4218
    @spencerwilkie4218 Рік тому +5

    Dude, you've opened me up to so many new concepts and ideas, not just the hard science you explain so well. You have a great ability to explore the fictional with reality and connect proper ideas with it

  • @ryanscanlon2151
    @ryanscanlon2151 Рік тому +39

    Suggestion, discuss the Inhibitor Chips used on the clones in Star Wars the Clone Wars.

    • @ryanscanlon2151
      @ryanscanlon2151 Рік тому +3

      I was going to suggest a spark note list of episodes to watch to make it a bit easier to get all the order 66 info but then I remembered some of that comes from the zombie genosian arc and it hit me how fertile the ground is for starwars content. There are literally at least 3 separate zombie infections in starwars. Not on strain with variants of one disease like every other franchise three wholy unique infectors, the genosian brain worms, the Rakghoul Plague and the Blackwing Virus

  • @copperypuddle3858
    @copperypuddle3858 Рік тому +13

    I’ve never even considered biology as being something interesting, until I found your videos. These are awesome my man and you’ve made biology interesting to me! Thank you.

  • @jordanayorinde8324
    @jordanayorinde8324 Рік тому +7

    been watching this channel for just over a year, no other channel i’ve come across has such niche content. congrats to the growth of the channel and to many more subscribers 👏🏾🖤

  • @AbrahCadavre
    @AbrahCadavre Рік тому +7

    The monsters from Pitch Black would be awesome to see a breakdown of! Plus it's an awesome film. Love your vids keep it up!

  • @goodsoup1371
    @goodsoup1371 Рік тому +28

    Always a huge fan of your content. Have you ever thought about doing a breakdown of the mutations of creatures from the Zone from Stalker by any chance?

  • @Mrdragonjack
    @Mrdragonjack Рік тому +1

    I Fkin love this channel, it helps me study for my classes of immunology, bacteriology and mycology and cell biology, literally the more I see in my classes the better I understand this channel and I love that

  • @theartisticspartan4488
    @theartisticspartan4488 Рік тому +37

    I love mutagenic illnesses in fiction, there’s just something about it that intrigues me a lot. It probably has to do with my love for Halo and the Flood. Lol

  • @brendyngilmore579
    @brendyngilmore579 Рік тому +1

    I think one favorite part your videos is your random tangent and rants Amit’s give me a good chuckle.

  • @Dafeaz
    @Dafeaz Рік тому +5

    Interspersing the science with the summary is absolutely the way to go. Loved it.

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc Рік тому +31

    I'm here for the west coast shade Roanoke is throwing ❤

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +5

      ;)

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 Рік тому +6

      I moved away from the West coast and that was hilarious, love Roanoke's cheeky commentary and that no one seems safe from it lol

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Рік тому +1

      East/Gulf Coast ftw baby 💪

  • @Red_N_Blue
    @Red_N_Blue Рік тому +45

    Thanks for the years of entertaining and educational content, Roanoke!
    You inspired me to study Biomedical Science at University, I'm currently on my third year and I just finished my Pathophysiology exam!
    My finally year dissertation project is on something I love..
    I'll be comparing the action and efficacy of Antibiotics compared to Bacteriophages against Clinically obtained antibiotic resistant strains of Pseudomonas Aeruginosa!
    I am so heccin excited!
    Keep up the amazing content!

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому +1

      Sounds very interesting. Bacteriophage was what I was thinking of when they kept saying virus and bacteria.

    • @Red_N_Blue
      @Red_N_Blue Місяць тому

      Just as a lil update!
      I've graduated as a BSc (Hons) Biomedical Scientist First class!
      The highest grade I coulda' gotten!

  • @FalloutFan011
    @FalloutFan011 Рік тому +10

    You genuinely inspire me to work harder and really try to push to get into a micro research lab
    So inspiring to hear you breakdown these topics and educate some, and refresh others (such as myself)
    You rock man👍🙌

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 Рік тому +27

    they easily could have explained the thaw as like "unexpected geologic activity" aka have like a tiny lava vent open near the glaciers causing melt realsing this stuff in a thaw despite the super cold weather.
    instead of having magic choas weather switching bewteen super cold and super hot in minutes.

    • @Mamba922
      @Mamba922 Рік тому +7

      My good sir have you ever been to michigan the weather here can be middle of summer and then snow

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому

      2015 Antarctica was at 65 degrees for a short time. That makes my blood run cold.

  • @noodlegod2797
    @noodlegod2797 Рік тому +2

    I had no idea what these creatures could be until you said bat and then it was like “ohhh”. Your videos are always so fascinating!

  • @プラマーB
    @プラマーB Рік тому +17

    You know you can call them werebats, you wont be judged. Its not very comforting that you don't have to be bit to be turned is it. Also i've always found it kinda neat that some bats look straight up like little flying dogs.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому

      If that is what it is otherwise reminds me of the giant bat in "Graveyard Shift" Lovecraftianesque film based on a Steven King short story. Those are called fox bats.

  • @chrrmin1979
    @chrrmin1979 Рік тому +2

    My favourite part of this channel is the affect it has on my hypochondria. I simultaneously love and hate it

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому +1

      Did you know that hypochondriacs tend to live longer?

  • @RACHERgaming
    @RACHERgaming Рік тому +9

    Watched this like 2 years ago and I remember I looked at my phone then back up to the screen and like 50 minutes had passed and they were still just walking up the mountain. I swear this had one of the slowest buildups to 'almost nothing' that ive ever seen. That and after that point the wife being randomly openly horny towards her husband was literally a signal for someone to get attacked, literally every single time

  • @isaacibbotson4632
    @isaacibbotson4632 Рік тому +6

    Thank you for doing the science during the movie portion. I always seem to end up taking an "ADD break" during the science

  • @FirstNameLastName-di7wk
    @FirstNameLastName-di7wk Рік тому +4

    I've been waiting for a REAL biochemistry 'influencer' to come along. Great work!

  • @aspen4786
    @aspen4786 Рік тому +1

    Thank u sm for ur content! Watching horror films thru a scientific lense is literally the only way I can cause I have servere anxiety and ptsd. Ur videos actually make it possible for me to enjoy a whole genre that otherwise I wouldn’t b able to

  • @azurephantom100
    @azurephantom100 Рік тому +6

    your explanation of what they are reminds me of an old mockumentary about werewolfs where it was using real world science to explain how werewolfs could be real they used the rabies virus doing basically what you talked about but jumping from wolf to human though they toned down the transformation to just an increase in hair growth and skin tightening giving the illusion of wolf like facial features and claws

  • @LoucheWoman
    @LoucheWoman Рік тому +2

    I love you so much for the Shia LeBoeuf reference at the beginning.
    Also, I can't help but think the lynx that we saw was meant to be a clue. Lynx/bat crossover? You get the size and the white fur, and then you get some humans getting bitten for some more crosover craziness?

  • @lil7354
    @lil7354 Рік тому +4

    I would have been a straight A student if you were my teacher for any of my Highschool classes. The way you explain things is too amazing.

  • @GabrielRibeiro-mv2en
    @GabrielRibeiro-mv2en Рік тому +2

    At all videos, be it here or Roanoke Tales, the review/context part are always great, especially combined with the science part which i also enjoy a lot!

  • @lucianshaw6541
    @lucianshaw6541 Рік тому +11

    Hey, you should do a video on the star treks Borg. That's right up your lane lol and I think you'd do a great job at it.

  • @thatonetrippiehippie
    @thatonetrippiehippie Рік тому +2

    Haha, thanks for the laugh roanoke, french werewolf made me let out a small laugh (im not doing the best mentally atm) love your content, im not a big science person but listening to your videos is enlightening and insightful

  • @LouderThanLife7
    @LouderThanLife7 Рік тому +5

    I always love your videos! Another great one and I cannot wait for you to make more. I love it when people point out the mind-numbing idiocracy of mixing up bacteria and viruses! And maybe I love pointing out the inaccuracies in movies as well so it's a joy to see you do the same in a super entertaining way ❤😂

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 Місяць тому

      Things they could have looked up and do it right is annoying. Can ruin a movie.

  • @arikafetner
    @arikafetner Рік тому +1

    Love your content Roanoke!! 80s baby gal here and I really enjoy your channels... Tales is my fav... Really want a part 2 of Paranormal Uber!!

  • @shawnshields521
    @shawnshields521 Рік тому +5

    Your point about "The Hills Have Eyes" infuriating you.
    I don't know which one it was because I think it had several movies. But the one where the family is in the RV and the baddies trick them outside. That scene just sends me over the edge with rage.
    The family literally runs past them, on the other side of a thin sheet, in their RV, leaving their daughter to be taken by the baddies. Literally RIGHT PAST THEM!
    Watched that in my early teens (love horror movies). To this day when I am reminded about that movie series I get pissed off that one scene. I hate the family just as much as the baddies.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +4

      I believe that's the one! It fills me with a desire for retribution lol

    • @shawnshields521
      @shawnshields521 Рік тому +2

      @@RoanokeGaming I'm glad I'm not the only one!

  • @Avathee
    @Avathee Рік тому +2

    That intro was amazing. *chef's kiss*

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Рік тому +31

    "Nostalgia is stored in the testicles."
    -Bilbo Baggins

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +4

      Women don't have nostalgia? Maybe, who knows? I don't.

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 Рік тому +3

      for some reason the video of santa whispering "no witnesses" before pulling out a gun came to my mind.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +1

      ​@@housewilma4904 Sounds intriguing, but highly disturbing.

    • @Big_Chungus935
      @Big_Chungus935 Рік тому +1

      Im gonna use this from now on

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +1

      ​@@Big_Chungus935 Good.

  • @ironfan998
    @ironfan998 Рік тому +1

    I love this type of content especially when things arent going so well physically. Love yah Roanoke

  • @Graver81-69
    @Graver81-69 Рік тому +5

    I’m an avid outdoorsman and spend a large amount of time out of the way up in the mountains far from even phone signal. After an attack by a bobcat in my early 20s I never go out without force multipliers. With that said I sometimes wonder how the entertainment value of a movie would be if the characters were prepared for their journey realistically

    • @LoucheWoman
      @LoucheWoman Рік тому +2

      "how the entertainment value of a movie would be if the characters were prepared for their journey realistically"
      Every movie ever.

  • @DragonMercX4
    @DragonMercX4 Рік тому

    OMG yes! That beginning was absolutely pure gold, time to settle in for a great Roanoke video!

  • @gbalfour9618
    @gbalfour9618 Рік тому +4

    I watched a video a while back talking about viruses in reproduction; they were talking to a scientist in England(or Scotland can’t remember which) and he got a sheep who was newly pregnant and basically injected antivirals into the sheeps uterus and they found that the sheeps pregnancy failed. I’d have to find the video again but it was a very interesting watch.

  • @sevenwolvesrule
    @sevenwolvesrule Рік тому +1

    "Sharpen a stick, what are you doing?!?" Favourite quote I've ever heard on youtube.

  • @mralmostknowitall
    @mralmostknowitall Рік тому +9

    The survival instincts of entire group are coming from that one braincell they all share!😊

  • @DFAMPODCAST
    @DFAMPODCAST Рік тому

    DUDE! Your writing and delivery is so dam informative, entertaining and funny! Thank you for this.

  • @Jamblesquack
    @Jamblesquack Рік тому +6

    Pro intro. Based true and honest.

  • @discountcoffee5820
    @discountcoffee5820 Рік тому +2

    My favorite thing is during the science part imagine Roanoke is a scp scientist just lecturing random monster origins to us all

  • @GhostonGuitar
    @GhostonGuitar Рік тому +28

    Roanoke its called super 8 because theyre filmed on 8mm handheld cameras 😊

  • @Kink_Shaman
    @Kink_Shaman Рік тому

    This is now my favorite video I’ve seen on your channel. I am very happy with the direction you’re taking, and I am excited to see what you put out next.

  • @redraven7948
    @redraven7948 Рік тому +4

    I always 👍 before watching..
    Why?? I already know its gonna be good.
    The French Werewolf GOT me😂😂

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 Рік тому +1

    that intro had me *HOWLING* lol loved the video.

  • @johndoe-ki3yf
    @johndoe-ki3yf Рік тому +3

    Half the reason I watch your vids are your hilarious comments!! Never change Roanoke, never change 😂

  • @vlad_ap5313
    @vlad_ap5313 Рік тому

    Just wanted to say, I really like the new video format! Given how dense the science portion of the video was, a lot of times I ended up not watching it. Having the two sections merge into something less intense on both regards (movie summary and science) made it much more fun for me to watch, and much easier to follow!

  • @camarofan2008
    @camarofan2008 Рік тому +3

    You know what videogame virus/bacteria that be interesting to see in a video? The virus from Extermination from the good old ps2. Loved that game and wish it had a sequel.

  • @rustypiper
    @rustypiper Рік тому +1

    When you said ‘croissant’ at like 4:15, my coffee came out of my nose

  • @cloakedshadow4502
    @cloakedshadow4502 Рік тому +4

    Hey wanted to suggest: saw a video about using H.U.N.K in the RE4 Remake, and realized how insane he is, physically, mentally, and generally. What if you did a shorter video exploring the documented human maximums, and used it as a baseline of what video game/movie biology for humans is not documented as possible limits, and what is. Things like strength, speed, toughness, healing rate. Would be cool I think. If you do that video, you obviously don’t have to but showing my comment would be awesome cause I could show off to my friends. Regardless, keep up the good work and stay cool/nerdy.

  • @knightofvoid5684
    @knightofvoid5684 Рік тому +1

    Love the content. Been a watcher for a little while now. As a biology nerd myself and a story/lore nerd this channel satisfies my needs

  • @HyrannoCraft
    @HyrannoCraft Рік тому +4

    2:37 - well now you gotta check out the physiology of the monsters from supernatural (and mayhaps MTV's teen wolf?)

  • @thetachyonhivemind
    @thetachyonhivemind Рік тому +1

    Roanoke roasting the shit out of movies is definitely one of my favourite parts of the video

  • @jedstanaland2897
    @jedstanaland2897 Рік тому +4

    It is possible for a virus to basically use a bacteria as a ride into a preferred host system or as a protective shell. This is a way that both terms could be used together and it be acceptable in terms to call one the other.

  • @Mjolnir877
    @Mjolnir877 Рік тому

    Oh Roanoke. You got a hard, loud laugh out of me with the Shia Labeouf live reference. Never change!

  • @vulture117
    @vulture117 Рік тому +12

    Wasn't expecting this film. I stumbled across it on amazon prime and love it. Watching this I started to wonder if they were actually werewolves and I was wrong but I'm glad I was right about them being bat people because that's why I like the movie.

  • @Jenna2k
    @Jenna2k Рік тому +1

    I love how you add science to fantasy. It's amazing!

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Рік тому +40

    Now, lets say, hypothetically, that somebody once told me that the world would proceed to roll me, and made the claim that I was not, the smartest tool in the shed. Which would lead us to look at the facts and see that she was looking kind of dumb, due to the fact that she had placed her finger and her thumb, in the shape of the letter L, located on her forehead.
    This would mean that the years would start coming, and logically wont stop coming, that I was, hypothetically, fed to the rules, which would proceed with me hitting the ground running. Which didn’t make sense, to live for fun, in a way that your brain gets smart, yet your head gets dumb, seeing as there’s so much to do, and so much to see, so now I must pose the question, what is wrong with taking the backseat? This is due to the fact that you’ll never know if you don’t go, nor you will shine if you don’t glow.
    For you see, you are, at this moment, an All-Star, so get your game on, and proceed to go play, indeed, you’re an All-Star, get the show on, which would entitled you to get paid. That would mean that all that glitters, is indeed gold, and that only shooting stars, can participate in the process of breaking the mold.

    • @gruk5319
      @gruk5319 Рік тому +5

      *Legendary all star status obtained* DUUH DAH DA DAAAH ⭐

    • @mewdolfkittler5630
      @mewdolfkittler5630 Рік тому +3

      Is this Aí written?

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +6

      ​@@mewdolfkittler5630 No, God said it.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +4

      ​@@gruk5319 Dankeschön.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi Рік тому +3

      ​@@DingleDongle-zi7wx Yes, my child.

  • @N7warrior007
    @N7warrior007 Рік тому +6

    Got something that might peak your interest
    A TV series called the strain.
    I've been watching it and found it pretty interesting part parasite ala Las plaga, part vampires, part zombies
    Throughout the series it's all painted as half mythology half scientific so it's one of those where I'd love to know how accurate they are or how much they got wrong cause often when they do the science approach it's either all wrong all decently looked into

    • @Arguvandal
      @Arguvandal Рік тому +3

      Love the strain. Too bad the last season was horse shit. I was really disappointed

    • @bn-tc2tk
      @bn-tc2tk Рік тому +1

      @@Arguvandal recommend the comic if you haven’t read it. Makes a lot of changes from the show but I think I may behave liked it more. It doesn’t have that annoying British chick in it for one

    • @Arguvandal
      @Arguvandal Рік тому +1

      @@bn-tc2tk I've heard of the comics, too bad Eichorst isn't in them that much (one of the things the show did well). I'll give them a go someday.

  • @naverthis7552
    @naverthis7552 Рік тому +1

    Always looking forward to your videos Roanoke, keep it up!

  • @eraserhead8548
    @eraserhead8548 Рік тому +3

    You should do one on the movie “primal” I believe is what it’s called. College students vacation in South America and catch some sort of virus that essentially turns reverts them to their more primitive instincts. And if I remember right alters their physical appearance. The move is trash but the concept was kind of cool.

  • @JenFoxworth
    @JenFoxworth Рік тому

    Also, I went over to the other channel and loved it so much I totally forgot about this channel which is where I first found you, because I was binge listening/watching the other one so much.

  • @christopherroutt4937
    @christopherroutt4937 Рік тому +5

    The chad bat immune system clowns down on the virgin human immune system.

  • @CreatureCreator765
    @CreatureCreator765 Рік тому +2

    As a person who skis you’d be surprised how easily cliffs can sneak up on you, especially if there’s a lot of overhanging snow

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Рік тому +1

      My thoughts as well. The snow reflecting the sunlight isn’t exactly helping the situation…

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion Рік тому +7

    SUGGESTION. Whatever is killing people in the series Day 5 or the version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers with Daniel Craig.

  • @rosecharcol3735
    @rosecharcol3735 Рік тому

    The little rants throughout and at the end make this even better

  • @wahoobidy4912
    @wahoobidy4912 Рік тому +6

    Ok, video idea. Dnd mindflayers. You explain some of the history, diets, culture, goals, and ideals. There's tons of stuff explaining what it does but not how, could be fun to explore their biology. Could even go over their hivemind and how that operates. Could even explain how the best hivemind is in fact that a unconscious hivemind is without a doubt, the most terrifying concept to go against. (I understand humans can technology be considered that, but hiveminds are cool and it's a interesting concept to just know everyone all at once in some form of weird groupings. Also, ironic to think a alien race would see us as we'd see something like a dog. Intelligent yet not anywhere on par to a human. Also weirdly more biological and psyonics. )

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  Рік тому +2

      I'd have to check into it but possibly in the future!

  • @S_t_r_e_s_s
    @S_t_r_e_s_s Рік тому +1

    I call dibs on the spooktober video being some forsaken foreign movie that 12 people watched and Roanoke is actually the producer.

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi Рік тому +4

    *God bless your UA-cam channel.*

  • @bboothroyd27
    @bboothroyd27 Рік тому

    Gotta say there is almost nobody that makes content that is both entertaining and educational I love your content man keep it up

  • @youraverageteaenjoyer.
    @youraverageteaenjoyer. Рік тому +4

    I love it when Roanoke says
    Its pathophysiologing time and pathophysiologizes all over those pathogens

  • @Syoubat
    @Syoubat Рік тому

    I love hearing your explanations. They scratch the itch to know why or how.

  • @theOriginalRudeDude
    @theOriginalRudeDude Рік тому +3

    I loved this flick, it was set up so well.
    Especially with the first dead person reveal. It looked genuine and creepy.

  • @tfyk5623
    @tfyk5623 Рік тому

    Your videos are something no other UA-camr does. You have fueled my love for bio tech

  • @spawnofragnarok9267
    @spawnofragnarok9267 Рік тому +3

    Roanoke gaming please do the LOR biology and physiology and morphology and the effects of the C virus from resident evil

  • @briealice1065
    @briealice1065 Рік тому +1

    Very interesting and informative as always! Even if I understand far from everything, you still explain it in a way where I get the general gist of it. Excellent work. 😁

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Рік тому +14

    I would be interested to see you do a pathophysiology analysis of the demons in the anime Demon Slayer. I know that you typically stick to games and live action movies, but I think it would be very interesting.

    • @ulfurgaming4268
      @ulfurgaming4268 Рік тому +4

      that would be kinda cool to see that and that anime parysite

    • @darklazarre442
      @darklazarre442 Рік тому +2

      God I would absolutely love to see him try and make sense of the biological clusterfuck that is demonslayer's demons

    • @GusCraft460
      @GusCraft460 Рік тому +2

      @@darklazarre442 well it is only transmissible from patient zero (Muzan), and it seems to present differently in every infected. Victims also maintain their intelligence, unlike most other zombies/vampires which become almost feral.

    • @darklazarre442
      @darklazarre442 Рік тому +1

      @GusCraft460 yeah that's part of why I called it a clusterfuck lol. The demonization is all over the place on its effects, physiological changes, blood arts, etc. I wanna see the funny youtube science man try to tackle some fantasy

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature Рік тому

      Mid

  • @kami_kasen4297
    @kami_kasen4297 Рік тому

    Amazing vid and being honest what glues me to ur vids is your chad tier worldplay to prevent demonetizationXD, still amazing work making sense of some of this film, bizzare as is.

  • @le09idas
    @le09idas Рік тому +3

    Gonna keep commenting until you review The Nest (1988).