Maybe he's just a total n00b who's planning to use his submachine gun if an enemy players comes by. I mean, we have battle Medics, so why not intelligence-protecting Snipers ?
You would be blasting large amounts of oxygen onto the fire, essentially fanning it. Anything strong enough to put out the person would (exageration) tear them apart.
yes it's called airblast, but you use the actual gas of the flamethrower highly compressed and realesed on your enemy to blast them away, he could be right becouse if the gas "toutch" the flames it would end up making a big flame burst and... if the flamethrower's quality is as bad as those w+m1, the burst of the "air"blast could ignite the gas in the flamethrower's container, ending up with the flame throwe blowing in pyro's hands :)
I feel like at some point, you would be unable to play Demoman for a while. Alcohol. I don't think Jarate would do much instead just (pun intended) "piss" off the other player. Maybe, but pointless. The Axtinguisher would do regular damage, in other words... reskin of stock. Before you rain hate on me (or not)... think about it. Unfair (to some) but what if even the tiniest rock, or soda can or bottle would actually effect your movement. (You might trip and fall, roll on it and gain a slight boost (if you land on both feet that is)) 10x, 20, 40, 50, 100, 200, 500 and more servers would be unplayable. Why? Recoil of course. And the rapid movement of the weapons would damage you or even rip off limbs leaving you crippled, uuuuuuuuuuuuntil you run into spawn (somehow, if you have no legs after a certain incident) and "heal" yourself like nothing ever even happened.
@@dontno6681 Actually, Jarate could either a) Injure the other player via blunt trauma since its, yknow, a *jar*, and b) if it actually manages to shatter considering how thick the glass looks, the glass could also cut them up a bit. You could also get pee in their eyes, and it's still very much flammable.
@@stiky5972 I don't know game theory said that pyro a female is he made a video about his gender and he said that pyro is a woman becous of some facts and the comics. just watch his video
Imagine this, A flying baguette man that weilds a knife and a rocket launcher flying at you, and a fat russian man that can run very fucking fast with the baby face's blaster
“If TF2 was realistic” Every rocket is a crit rocket Head shots instant kill Backstabs don’t instant kill Face stabs (neck stabs) insta kill Sentries takes days to manufacture and create Pryo can set things on fire
yes, because when on the battlefield, an engineer, instead of having a PRE-BUILT sentry that he has to put in a big crate/truck, he'd need to make a sentry gun right there on the battlefield
Spy's sappers would only short out the building, not destroying it, until it catches fire. And engineer can't remove the sappers with anything, including his wrench, because he'd be in for a shock!
+Smallie Cheese It really depends on what is in the barrels. If it is a shock-sensitive explosive, like nitroglycerin, it would easily explode from an impact. If it is simply a flammable liquid, which is strongly implied most of the time, it would not explode from a bullet. The bullet would not cause much friction because it wouldn't really be rubbing on anything, and even so, any friction that would be caused would not set it on fire. If the bullet and barrel were made out of specific materials, and the bullet hit the barrel in an extremely specific way (that would never happen with a normal gun under normal circumstances) that would cause sparks, and the barrel had a leak, so that vapor from the liquid was able to contact those sparks, you might be able to get an explosion. TL;DR: If the stuff in the barrel is a flammable liquid like we're led to believe, it wouldn't explode from being shot.
Although if the barrel was previously filled with and explosive substance (say gasoline) and is now empty or almost empty (like with less than a quarter) then the gases would build up, creating an explosive barrel.
About the backstab thing: the enemy has around 15 seconds after you land a backstab on him before he dies due to either a broken spine, completely destroyed neural system, heart attack or brain damage.
I don’t know man, if I was a skilled mercenary employed to fight a bloody war, I’d take every pay check like it was my last and by myself a nice hat, or maybe a new suit.
How the fuck would you be able to perfect mumbling? He would need some form of cloth to cover his mouth cause those wood masks won't do anything for him.
Jarate could only be used once per round. Engineer would be able to build multiple buildings. Grenades and Stickybombs could destroy the environment upon detonation. Heat exhaustion. Fully charged Medi-Gun would break if not used within 3 minutes. (Would short circuit due to all the stored power.) I've ran out of ideas.
@@Boo-xp7sx What if you get drunk every rounds or just drink anything so much that you have to take a leak alcohol would still be probably the fastest way to do it
what if the sentry sees a spy with red and the sentry is from red. and the spy is wearing. blue spy's mask 'disguise' thingy. would it reconize? or just bug out cause. 2 colors.
No it wont blow up. It will just leak. If he used fire rounds the barrel will just leak out burning it won't blow up. There is no oxygen in the barrel.
It can actually happen if you shoot a barrel the pressure of the bullet can explode due to it trying to let air flow in so cause this co2 like explosions so there is your proof also if you don’t have evidence than it won’t help
1) Demo would have no depth perception. (Good luck landing pills with one eye.) 2) Dispensers would have very limited healing/ammo. (Just launching scrap metal at allies?) 3 )Demo and soldier could use the gym and work on their cardio to run as fast as the scout. 4) A wooden shield for the demoman would not protect you from fire and explosions, and could actually amplify the damage from shrapnel and a fuel-source for the fire. 5) The intelligence could be burned, soaked in water, and look at how many pages fly out of the open case when it is picked up. 6) Heavy would have serious health issues from eating sandviches and chocolate 7) What do the other classes eat/drink in battle and not die from starvation and thirst? 8) People could steal weapons from ANY corpse (Imagine a spy with a sticky-jumper) 9) The B.A.S.E. jumper would need a wider chute and a longer-fall to properly work, not to mention the hole in it. 10) You could go out of the map very easily (Unless fall damage of course.)
if he can build as many building as he wants then basically he needs metal because that’s what his buildings are made out of so technically he can’t build as many building as he wants 🔩🔧
Yeah but an actual sentry with the capability of aiming like the one in the game, it would take days to build, so yeah he could make infinite, but it’d take forever.
1: Pyro wouldn't be allowed to use his flamethrower, since it's banned in real wars and skirmishes and considered a war crime if used. 2: Spy could throw any knife that's not his butterfly knife, for example the kunai or the big earner. 3: Sniper would have so many UTIs. Urinay tract infection, look it up chucklehead. 4: No respawn. 5: Saxton Hale would probably be arrested for life considering how many human rights and worker's rights law he has violated. 6: He wouldn't put up a fight because australium wouldn't exist 7: New Zealend would still exist...for now *ahem ahem global warming ahem ahem*
Pyro would completely ignore the warcrimes thing, saxxton hale would go missing (Hiding). TF2 is a secret thing that ignores laws and stuff, plus im pretty sure a single TF2 match commits approx 50 warcrimes.
@@riten0tajs623 The U.S used them in WWII and in the vietnam war multiple times. In WWII for clearing Japanese caves and German Bunkers. In Vietnam in innocent vietnamese Huts and fields ruining vietnams economy and also forests.
Also here's some ideas (if you're continuing this series): 1. Icicle melts on daytime maps. 2. Bullets are affected by gravity -> sniping difficulty x10. 3. Medics get high when sniffing Kritzkrieg :^)
Miniguns can over heat but they don’t fucking melt...and don’t say I was in the military I know what happens because the melting point of the metal miniguns are made of is way to high to just melt from overuse and if it could happen it would take hours and I don’t think heavy would fire his minigun consecutively for that long.
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Since most of the maps are wood - wouldn’t Pyro literally destroy everything?
True true
You got a point
Didnt he do that in meet the pyro
No, they have fire spreading off before they created new world
Kori The Pyromaniac that would be soo annoying, but also epic. just imagine escaping a building on fire
Imagine playing Spy and when trying to go invis your watch just says I'm afraid not XD
You try again
It says « you suck »
You got triggered
error: task successfully failed
Is no one going to talk about how this guy has been missing for 2 years
Yea exactly.
Ya
Wdym?
Doge Knows De Wae he hasnt posted in two years, never said anything about him stopping the channel or where he was gonna continue
His twitch is gone
1:40 The real spy is the sniper, in what server would an actual sniper be camping in the Intel room?
Especially on 2fort
Whichever one I’m on
I guess the sniper was on break, else he would've just shot the spy immediately
But how are you going 2 spy
Maybe he's just a total n00b who's planning to use his submachine gun if an enemy players comes by.
I mean, we have battle Medics, so why not intelligence-protecting Snipers ?
Maybe he's a quick scope god?
Airblasting burning teammates would only make things much worse.
XD
You would be blasting large amounts of oxygen onto the fire, essentially fanning it. Anything strong enough to put out the person would (exageration) tear them apart.
yes it's called airblast, but you use the actual gas of the flamethrower highly compressed and realesed on your enemy to blast them away, he could be right becouse if the gas "toutch" the flames it would end up making a big flame burst and... if the flamethrower's quality is as bad as those w+m1, the burst of the "air"blast could ignite the gas in the flamethrower's container, ending up with the flame throwe blowing in pyro's hands :)
John Henderson it's not oxygen. It's whatever fuel the flamethrower runs on. Something along the lines of propane I would imagine.
Meaned using oxygen from spine tank, but since beta Valve is lazy to restore air-hose.
Legend has it, he's still making part 6
Is touchy even alive
@@rey4874 i hope so
@@iffyt yep
It is good day to be not dead!
It's like David Production making JJBA part 6 anime
Soldier Can't See!
YES!
Technically he can, but he needs to remove his helmet, or try to peer underneath it since its covering most of his eyes :v
yeah
+CasualGuy60 yeah
Next time lift youh lid and you might see it comin
4:13 i heard pyro say: "I'm afraid that never works"
Negrali Santos I can’t I hear that now
I heared the same
OH MY GO-
he said "need a teleporter here", but ok
Pyro can say anything and then someone needs to add text and boom you got a Pyro translation
If tf2 was realistic?
Well..
Random crits won't exist thats one thing.
Zack Suursoo very less bullet health
Zack Suursoo Says the fallout icon guy.
Mrbluecake Games Yeah, it makes sense because what if it punctured a artery, or an organ. Real life things.
@@Ordi whats wrong with vault boy
crushers 999 Fallout and it’s criticals. Fallout (incase you didn’t know) has critical attacks.
Spy: heals heavy by sandvich
Heavy: VERY GOOD
Spy: Well yes but actually no.
correct "well im afraid not"
Aleksa plays i see two mistakes here
1 : you spelled woooosh wrong
2 : why would i trust someone with a roblox profile picture
What did the spy at the start
spy checking would kill your team mates
PipariKakku yeah
PipariKakku basically friendly fire
Suomi
Reminds me of an SFM where Heavy and Scout are accused of being spys, and are brought in for interrogation instead of just shot on the spot
Robert Clark weren’t their minds switched too?
3:39 when someone says the n word
2:13
if TF2 was realistic request: two classes can’t be in the same round
blu and red lol
That's Highlander in a nutshell
But they could be identical twins.
Bro this guy hasn't uploaded in 3 years
There would be unbalanced teams because there are 9 classes
If TF2 was realistic, the Scout can run out of breath.
Nah hes too fast for that
z00pyg00pert try running for 7 minutes. Yeah now you know what he’s talking about.
@@richardvasquez7091 scouts too fast for that
No. He lived his life trying to be fast
@@omarditz2833 scouts too fast for that
Part 6 : the classes dont have weapon permits so they can be legaly arrested
they are mercenaries... they're doing illegal stuff in the first place. and pyro is commiting war crimes
They were hired mercanaries you troglodyte
@@davoodoh3137 In the universe it didn't say that they bought gun licenses in the first place.
So thats illegal activity
@@randysumapig6278but they are mercanaries.
@@randysumapig6278 ever heard of black market, i think thats how they go gun ;)
2:08 - The best plot twist in ages
Best ever !
2:31 - but Sniper has sniper bullets on his suit
Good point buuuut what if he needed more if he missed
LoL
HMMMMM 🤔
Thats a twist
But hevy has bullets on hus suit to
3:39 that “dafuq” just makes my day
YES XD
*D A F U Q*
You can get tired of running.
oktay karaboyun-9 months ago?
Soldier cant see with hes soldier hat
I feel like at some point, you would be unable to play Demoman for a while. Alcohol.
I don't think Jarate would do much instead just (pun intended) "piss" off the other player.
Maybe, but pointless. The Axtinguisher would do regular damage, in other words... reskin of stock. Before you rain hate on me (or not)... think about it.
Unfair (to some) but what if even the tiniest rock, or soda can or bottle would actually effect your movement. (You might trip and fall, roll on it and gain a slight boost (if you land on both feet that is))
10x, 20, 40, 50, 100, 200, 500 and more servers would be unplayable. Why? Recoil of course. And the rapid movement of the weapons would damage you or even rip off limbs leaving you crippled, uuuuuuuuuuuuntil you run into spawn (somehow, if you have no legs after a certain incident) and "heal" yourself like nothing ever even happened.
Guys Ths likes is terrible :P 666 -_-
@@dontno6681 Actually, Jarate could either a) Injure the other player via blunt trauma since its, yknow, a *jar*, and b) if it actually manages to shatter considering how thick the glass looks, the glass could also cut them up a bit. You could also get pee in their eyes, and it's still very much flammable.
I love when the sniper takes of the spy’s mask, and then he takes of another mask that shows that he was the pyro. Favorite scene in the series.
THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER MASK DUN DUN DUUUUUN
nani? but whats behind this other mask?
@@serplex. Omg! It's another mask!
Spychecking would set friendlies on fire.
You mean teammates?
+Finnsauce LlasdNaem Samething...
I think Touchy7 has done friendly fire
My point is it would be a different scenario to just shooting a teammate
remember: pyro and spy are the same voice actor, so it makes sense the pyro could be wearing a spy disguise.
But pyro is a woman read the comics.
@@loolkaaslukas he said voice actor, not to be rude
@@loolkaaslukas No it's still not confirmed it's just a little nudge a the idea
@@loolkaaslukas where exactly?
@@stiky5972 I don't know game theory said that pyro a female is he made a video about his gender and he said that pyro is a woman becous of some facts and the comics.
just watch his video
The Classes Can Use Weapons that are not theirs.
I mean:
The Heavys can use Rocket Launchers and the Spys can use Shotguns
In tfc he had a shotgun
Good job, you just described randomizer
R a n d o m i z e r
Imagine this, A flying baguette man that weilds a knife and a rocket launcher flying at you, and a fat russian man that can run very fucking fast with the baby face's blaster
@@Shiroko102 Now that.............. is nightmare fuel
Scout really shouldn't be using a bat in a war
or some radioactive milk
same with heavy with his fists, demo with his bottle and medic with his bonesaw.
“If TF2 was realistic”
Every rocket is a crit rocket
Head shots instant kill
Backstabs don’t instant kill
Face stabs (neck stabs) insta kill
Sentries takes days to manufacture and create
Pryo can set things on fire
But, headshot is instant kill.
yes, because when on the battlefield, an engineer, instead of having a PRE-BUILT sentry that he has to put in a big crate/truck, he'd need to make a sentry gun right there on the battlefield
A backstab would be an insta kill if he stabs the spine correctly
Shaun Konidana
True
@@shaunkonidana6931 yes *IF*
If tf2 was realistic, and the real world would be like tf2...
Then Rick May would respawn...
RIP..
This is nice commet. Real nice, maybe even the best
Yes. Also, i found a post on Steam :,, Rick May wishes you happy birthday" heartwarming, better watch 👍
Oooh
I would be Sniper
(Spy meets some problems 😰)
Rick just ran out of respawns
Kinggo Purrp thats kinda rude
Heavy: Sandwich makes me strong.
Sandwich: no,i don't think i will.
George Vasilopoulos ah I see you a man or culture as well
It's a sandwich. With a v
what happened to this dude tho its been 3 years since he posted a vid.
maybe he’s making the ultimate if tft2 was realistic or he just gave up
@@worldwarplastic9800 knowing covid, i think he's ded..
@@S3w3rSh4rk0 bruh, that’s a bad way to think.
@@lovesuka114 but not an impossible one
4 years*
Spy's sappers would only short out the building, not destroying it, until it catches fire. And engineer can't remove the sappers with anything, including his wrench, because he'd be in for a shock!
Alex McCulloch rubber gloves
*glove
maybe engineer uses some kind of tool to defuse the sapper
@@cash4k514 R U B B E R G L O V E S
Due to the teleporter spinning at high rate
You couldn't stay on it for a second
And the pyro could burn down the whole map (Most maps are made from wood)
If you watch the shorts, object hover above the teleports.
You stole my idea!
Chi Nguyen I didn't even knew you made this idea
Ubercharge doesn't work
Cosmetics armor can protect you
Going to the resupply cabinet wouldn’t actually instantly heal your wounds
Did you know barrels actually don't explode on impact with a bullet? It's just something hollywood wants us to think. Mythbusters actually busted this
Not Papyrus wouldn't the velocity of the bullet (on impact) cause friction burns?
+Smallie Cheese It really depends on what is in the barrels. If it is a shock-sensitive explosive, like nitroglycerin, it would easily explode from an impact. If it is simply a flammable liquid, which is strongly implied most of the time, it would not explode from a bullet. The bullet would not cause much friction because it wouldn't really be rubbing on anything, and even so, any friction that would be caused would not set it on fire.
If the bullet and barrel were made out of specific materials, and the bullet hit the barrel in an extremely specific way (that would never happen with a normal gun under normal circumstances) that would cause sparks, and the barrel had a leak, so that vapor from the liquid was able to contact those sparks, you might be able to get an explosion.
TL;DR: If the stuff in the barrel is a flammable liquid like we're led to believe, it wouldn't explode from being shot.
It would just penetrate the Barrel Surface
Not Papyrus the myrhbusters thing has no sense, every smart human can recognize that: no fire no explode
Did you know scientist have developed a material that can bend light around an object which basically makes it invisible?
Engineers can build as much as they want
because in real life you can build more than one thing
king of games it'd also take days, if not weeks to build a sentry/dispenser/teleporter.
Smallie Cheese Then again if gave him time he could fill the intel room in any map that's ctf with sentries
king of games maybe
it needs to happen
The wood around people would burn if caught on fire by a pyro
(whole red base on 2fort) Lol, good idea ;D
Order Niewyobrażalnego Bólu i Cierpienia XD
4:10 lets just accept that australium is from the parallel universe where magic is fully legal
Ehhhhh."legal"? U r brazilian
@@vidal000 Brazilian bacon is fattest bacon so...
@@vidal000 legal é a mesma coisa em ingles
@@comnome4421 mds velho, legal de lei, n legal de bacana
You could break open Mann Co supply crates with weapons.
not with the vitasaw.
Or the Fan of War, for that matter.
I dunno... regardless of damage stat, that's still a metal fan against a wooden box.
ObesePotato 56 or you borrow Gordon's crowbar...
Free hats
Myth busters proved that barrels can’t explode when shot. So technically this is unrealistic.
Although if the barrel was previously filled with and explosive substance (say gasoline) and is now empty or almost empty (like with less than a quarter) then the gases would build up, creating an explosive barrel.
Or you could just fill the barrel with nitro glycerin.
the player can steal the hats from a dead body
Except for head or body part replacements (Bird heads, etc)
Smitty He can saw them off
And you can steal EVERY weapon, not only used from your class.
That’s a little morbid
The "noooo, heavy" at 1:03 felt so pure
1 : Headshot means oneshot
2 : Backstab does not necessarly mean oneshot
Well, they don't need to die to be neutralized. You can also cripple them bad enough so they are no longer able to fight.
About the backstab thing: the enemy has around 15 seconds after you land a backstab on him before he dies due to either a broken spine, completely destroyed neural system, heart attack or brain damage.
maybe you be at their back and stab their head you know
Backstab could mean instakill at one of the arteries that go to the brain
@@davoodoh3137 ALL the knives of the spy is too short, it won't work
1:38
ummm what's a sniper doin in the intel?
Protecting it
Maybe he a spy, too. But just better disguised? 🤔
@Doge
You know how He get piss si He dont need to everone watch him
Pissing in jars
If TF2 Was Realistic every weapon can destroy sapper
Denis Zapletal
Or you can use hands.
The poor Hard Disk Drive sool
The poor Hard Disk Drive
You would get electrocuted...
Unless you have rubber gloves like the engineer.
The poor Hard Disk Drive 1 word. Gunslinger.
1:32 I feel like many people don't realize that they make it so only teammates see them wear a mask so they don't shoot their spy accidentally
Mercs wouldnt waste money on hats.....
Maybe, who knows
Maybe some would on their last money before getting paid again
I don’t know man, if I was a skilled mercenary employed to fight a bloody war, I’d take every pay check like it was my last and by myself a nice hat, or maybe a new suit.
If I was a Merc I'd buy useless accessories
DIsguises wouldn't change voices.
No but experience does.
We are talking about a fucking PROFESSIONAL assassin, he can mimic voices especially when there are only 8 others so....
How the fuck would you be able to perfect mumbling? He would need some form of cloth to cover his mouth cause those wood masks won't do anything for him.
_Keep your mouth closed at all times, duh._
JCEight Ball Obviously the Pyro mask has cloth behind it. Have you ever actually looked? I haven’t either tho, so probably wrong.
Spy could be a good voice impersonator
The robo-sandvich would break heavy's teeth
Festive knife/revolver would reveal spy during cloak
You cant capture control points
It would take hours to build sentries since they cant build themselves
The dead ringer wouldnt show a body and spy wouldn't take reduced dmg
Sentries can build themselves. Similar designs have been done before, mate. Of course, it would be a lot more bulky than the sentry in TF2, but still.
Rest in Peace soldier R.I.P Rick May 1940-2020
demoman can't drink his scrumpy when he brakes it
Trading would be awkwardly handing each other items in the middle of a war
Jesse Smith lol agreed
Jesse Smith let me trade a piece of metal for a brass minigun
Jesse Smith what about trade servers?
+Jaden Horng exactly
Kon .D Oriano depends, people can sometime be dicks anyway
Top 10 biggest anime plot twists 2:04
Villian Academy I don’t even have to go to that time. I just know it’s the pyro
Fuck off
@@depressedkermit3752 fuck off
@@depressedkermit3752 gtfo
That spy Is a pyro
If TF2 Was realistic then you coud build a ton of sentry's not just one also some people can't do taunts like the backflip some people would mess up.
Like heavy but scout is agile so he would do it every time
@@berfaliajimenez2106 not all the time he can still mess up
@@Datoneguy_9343 think about it
@@berfaliajimenez2106 yeah
@@Datoneguy_9343 hes agile agile people can do almost any jump
Jarate could only be used once per round.
Engineer would be able to build multiple buildings.
Grenades and Stickybombs could destroy the environment upon detonation.
Heat exhaustion.
Fully charged Medi-Gun would break if not used within 3 minutes. (Would short circuit due to all the stored power.)
I've ran out of ideas.
Mike Gorman Jarate can be used multiple times a round because of the pills the sniper took
You cannot pee a jar every raund
koga the thousand hands this will explain why he does piss so much www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day07_english.htm
The sniper took pills that makes him piss every 20 seconds he also carries mason jars on you just don't see em
@@Boo-xp7sx What if you get drunk every rounds or just drink anything so much that you have to take a leak alcohol would still be probably the fastest way to do it
In MvM there are no waves all robots get launched all at once
and everyone would be BIG CRITTES WITH MEGA MEDICS
Ghostleader in other words ghost town
Genius
Tanks are bulletproof. But if you shoot a rocket (or few, only DirectHit will have cumulatives) in a chassic, tank will be quickly stopped.
and there will be launched from all direction
Sentries cant recognise their own team
(Sentries will kill anything)
they have software that recognize colors duh
Southern Netherlands wear different clothing
what if the sentry sees a spy with red and the sentry is from red.
and the spy is wearing. blue spy's mask 'disguise' thingy.
would it reconize? or just bug out cause. 2 colors.
Lucas Ang color coding
3:39-3:40
Spy: trow knife
Pyro:DAFUQ
0:30 false, unless sniper has incendiary rounds or has the perfect angle
i think it's hitbox problems that make it false
No it wont blow up. It will just leak. If he used fire rounds the barrel will just leak out burning it won't blow up. There is no oxygen in the barrel.
It can actually happen if you shoot a barrel the pressure of the bullet can explode due to it trying to let air flow in so cause this co2 like explosions so there is your proof also if you don’t have evidence than it won’t help
XxOmega GachaxX thanks
Artyom Kalashnikov yeah but it would take longer
**Spy throws the knife at pyro**
Pyro:DAFUQ
Edit: hold dafuq up.. Why do I have more than 400 likes?
Pyro actually says The fuck
Spy:*throws knife at pyro*
Pyro:NANI?!?!
Spy:Oh no....
Pyro should've bled out after taking that knife out
No One :3 types this reply
What Is music called in that part?
Love like Pyro says *DAFAQ*
lol true
also he cant hold that flamethrower with a butterfly knife in his shoulder joint.
dafaq
3:38
Spy: **dodges bullet**
Yeah realistic
He knew he was there tho
But people can if they know how gun works
It depends on the gun
@@FrancisHD Huh, its a sniper, a sniper bullet its really fast, so the spy power its not cloak, its matrix XD
"I found one to outsmart bullet."
the soldier can use his grenades
Pyro too
Max Blumberg awesome idea
actually it was a unused concept yet still ingame file for some reasson
If TF2 was realistic, all injuries would be permanent unless they were minor.
....And medkits wouldn't instantly work.
Health vials would only help common colds rather than replenish health.
or a migrane
Or require a prosthesis.
Candy wouldn't heal you.
Players can wear enemy colors.( like red scout paints shirt blue to blend in)
thats a terrible idea in a realistic environment as you would get shot by your own team
Commisar Caleb I know, that's the bad side
Also, if they use the rules of war, that would be a war crime.
you know the pants are fucking gray in both sides dumbass .-.
Andreas Niinimaa ok... why mention that? Mark never mentions pants at all, he does however mention the word "paints"
0:30 that’s still unrealistic, unless it’s a tracer incendiary round
Shut up
@@pureaustralium8783 not tracer from overwatch. He meant tracer rounds. They are real and when you shoot them, they're glowing.
@@pureaustralium8783 you have to understand the context of words.
@@pureaustralium8783 he is not talking of overwatch Trace
@@timur5241 i wasnt talking about overwatch lmao
“If TF2 was realistic”
*spy moves faster than a bullet*
One of the teams would have had to unmask the pyro at some point.
yup.
WHY
The pyro would sweat in his mask.
Let's be honest, if the spy did turn invisible the pyro would've flamed the whole room and W + M1'd the spy till he was dead.
Who's still watching this while in quarantine
Pyro is spy spy is pyro?!?!
Spyro
Big surprise
@The Retro Studios Nice
you need to take the time to apply sappers
engineers wont say "spy sapping my (insert tool here) from when you far away
Natasha Day They are notified by their pda
what the hell are you talking about
im talking about pyro
Natasha Day I didn't know pyros had pdas. And yes he would say it loudly so that his team can do something about it
Dispenser wouldn't heal people or give them ammo by itself.
*sounds of 2nd law of thermodynamics*
This man has been now missing for four years
Is no one gonna talk about this?
If TF2 was realistic, there would be no auto-balance
Ultra CatBear auto balance is gone
@@potatopooter4071 not anymore
1) Demo would have no depth perception. (Good luck landing pills with one eye.)
2) Dispensers would have very limited healing/ammo. (Just launching scrap metal at allies?)
3 )Demo and soldier could use the gym and work on their cardio to run as fast as the scout.
4) A wooden shield for the demoman would not protect you from fire and explosions, and could actually amplify the damage from shrapnel and a fuel-source for the fire.
5) The intelligence could be burned, soaked in water, and look at how many pages fly out of the open case when it is picked up.
6) Heavy would have serious health issues from eating sandviches and chocolate
7) What do the other classes eat/drink in battle and not die from starvation and thirst?
8) People could steal weapons from ANY corpse (Imagine a spy with a sticky-jumper)
9) The B.A.S.E. jumper would need a wider chute and a longer-fall to properly work, not to mention the hole in it.
10) You could go out of the map very easily (Unless fall damage of course.)
What about bison meat ?
Uncooked will make you sick or worse...
Does this mean playing demo with VR headset is chaeting?
Fail
Waluigi maybe the chocolate, but the sandviches have a very healthy composition of fruits, vegetable, dairy, and proteins.
5) intelligence can be only become wet, because case is protected, also falling papers is just an effect for spotting someone running with them.
engineer could build as many sentries as he wants
if he can build as many building as he wants then basically he needs metal because that’s what his buildings are made out of so technically he can’t build as many building as he wants 🔩🔧
@@wildflowerboi dispencer: am i a joke to you?
Yeah but an actual sentry with the capability of aiming like the one in the game, it would take days to build, so yeah he could make infinite, but it’d take forever.
1:28 I think I heard “Oh there’s a noob here!”
Yes you did
if tf2 was realistic
well you couldent repwan
JESUS I USED TO HAVE UR PROFILE PICTURE AND I USED TO NAME MYSELF MENTLEGEN BEFORE XD WHAT A COINCIDENCE
@@bananabwead493 AND I USED TO HAVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE, ALONG WITH THE NAME
@@Iuffycs Lol,String of coincidences! RIGHT HERE!
@@bananabwead493 Lol, Long Penises! RIGHT HERE!
@@Iuffycs YEEEES MAH BOI
2:04 *Literally best moment*
You mean 2:09
Shooting doesn't stop you from disguising (when playing as Spy).
Spy could carry brief case in disguise
You couldn't respawn
stop pls
Icecle (i cant spell it) would break on impact
tikras subscriberis :DDD lt?
nope
Pretty sure, yes :3 (i dunno how big and strong it would be like in other coutries but in my country theyre weak as shit
1: Pyro wouldn't be allowed to use his flamethrower, since it's banned in real wars and skirmishes and considered a war crime if used.
2: Spy could throw any knife that's not his butterfly knife, for example the kunai or the big earner.
3: Sniper would have so many UTIs. Urinay tract infection, look it up chucklehead.
4: No respawn.
5: Saxton Hale would probably be arrested for life considering how many human rights and worker's rights law he has violated.
6: He wouldn't put up a fight because australium wouldn't exist
7: New Zealend would still exist...for now *ahem ahem global warming ahem ahem*
Pyro would completely ignore the warcrimes thing, saxxton hale would go missing (Hiding).
TF2 is a secret thing that ignores laws and stuff, plus im pretty sure a single TF2 match commits approx 50 warcrimes.
flamethrowers are most certainly not banned.
@@riten0tajs623 The U.S used them in WWII and in the vietnam war multiple times.
In WWII for clearing Japanese caves and German Bunkers.
In Vietnam in innocent vietnamese
Huts and fields ruining vietnams economy and also forests.
@@newriechren2343 i know. I know really well. Jus pointing out that every other nation just sat and watched.
ThIs IsNt WaR iTs HaTe
You could steal people's hats
Also no critical hits on everything
True. Heck the black market would be overflowing with surplus organs if the mercs wanted money that badly.
Benjamin Ngoo Cosmetics...
Good Luck Stealing a Burning Hat xD
Just imagine he is still not started to making part 6
You won't go though your teammate
Also there're no weapon stats
Most classes would be able to throw their melee weapons
Spy can use the weapons of people he disguises as since hes holding them anyway
hes just using a cardboard mask though
Cool! You're still alive! :D
Heck yes!
Oh my gosh, Touchy responded to my comment. What do I do, what do I do...I'M FREAKING OUT HELP. UM. HI. LOVE YOUR VIDEOS.
And I love you
Also here's some ideas (if you're continuing this series): 1. Icicle melts on daytime maps. 2. Bullets are affected by gravity -> sniping difficulty x10. 3. Medics get high when sniffing Kritzkrieg :^)
Wait, you love me? Somebody loves me?! *sniff* Finally...*suddenly gets a fedora with the circling hearts unusual effect* Woo-hoo-hoo!!
Pyro would burn down the whole map of two fort because it's made of wood
Tuefort*
Only the red side and the bridge are wooden
@@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь идиот, правильно будет two fort.
@@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь 2fort
@@ИльяТерёхин-м2ь 2 fort
Scout would get diabetes from all that soda.
He would just die cus its radioactive
You’re not wrong,every drink scout has is radioactive
@אלעד רוזנר its indeed radioactive and filled with lots of sugar search it up
Heavy's got tummy hurt after drinking one of scout's drinks soo how his tummy don't hurt
I think you mean heavy
2:08 Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Sniper went: (・o・)
O.O
I like how words actually sound like what pyro is muffling it brightens up my day knowing he can still say da fuq
the medigun just doesn't make any fucking sense
also the Hoovy cant use his shotgun with out giving up his minigun
Actually yes the medigun makes just a little bit sense
Like future tech harmless raditation etc.
I guess but heavy why would you want to give up sasha to just use a shotgun
PikachuCipher Ikr and heavy just couldn't carry it on he's back
CryoFox it's made with australium to make it work so does the cloak and teleporter
Engineer would break his machines from beating them with a wrench
He already made that in part 1
BAD SENTRY YOU KILLED A FRIENDLY *proceeds to beat with wrench*
Already happened
@@igorjuszczak6289 *but it levels up*
Other classes could steal Engineer's buildings.
If tf2 was realistic, healing yourself from a supply should take kinda long.
Any class can pick up any item from any class.
Pyro would also actually burn down buildings.
Pyros can distinguish enemies.
*pyro:* yep thats an enemy alright
MGK Animations :3 pyro could not exstinguish people in the first place it would just cause a explosion. (The “air” is gas fumes)
Friendly pyros are now demons if we can do that
They still can airblast
Spy would have lung cancer because he smokes too much
That's so true
No joke, he should be dead on spawn.
He litteraly smokes 24/7
So would the Soldier, because he smokes cigars
I don't remember the Sniper smoking
Myth says that dasmxd is him in disguise
Sniper dont need to charge for the full damage
No, some real snipers require a charge.
Cheesy Goodness no they dont any sniper/rifle doesnt reguire charge
finally a fellow derp!
Derp Vader :))))))))
The mini gun would over heat or melt if fired too long
Russ Majarreis this can happen??
Cenoura yep
Clenoura yes it can there have been cases of it doing so and i served in the armed forces so I know.
Miniguns can over heat but they don’t fucking melt...and don’t say I was in the military I know what happens because the melting point of the metal miniguns are made of is way to high to just melt from overuse and if it could happen it would take hours and I don’t think heavy would fire his minigun consecutively for that long.
Sorry but I was there and it has happened. And besides firing right next to a dispenser would give him never ending amount of ammo.