You actually missed most of the actually fun jobs like the haunted house crew and the bodyguard, also if you defeat the meteor more "meteors" will show up but they'll be stuff like bowls of ramen and angry space goddesses. Truly a game to be remebered...
"There was four identical men in like speedos and an audience that just watched" Literally next scene "Everytime we juggle a ball, we get paid 1 pound....." Having this in the background without visual context....that's a YIKES right there......
Our supreme, ultimate and merciful god, RT has humbled himself for us and became one of us to save us from our inevitable destruction!!! Edit: I cant spell
Well looks like it's time to save the world again... 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 Don't ask why that knife is there...
@Memsly Mem I was taught to speak British English. Therefore "learnt" is correct Take your American spelling and *begone plebeian* Jokes aside no hard feelings :3
So, I used to play this game. Once you beat the meteor, (by destroying it w/ shopping network stuff), you have to fight a new thing. I got through about 13-ish before I gave up. I also realized that the NAZA scientists are in fact the shopping network channel hosts. It's a chaotic fever dream in general lmao
"RTGame reading a tragic script of a meteor that is going to destroy the earth while laughing as everything blows up ? *Nothing out of the ordinary here*
"its literally just the size of fucking jupiter" he says, in reference to a meteor about to strike earth. something about this sounds all too familiar...
the funniest thing is that RTGame has no problem destrying cites with meteors/earthquakes/hurricanes or basically killing people all on his own, BUT STILL *A 10 years old working as a body builder is a no-no*
I rented this game in the library when I was a kid. I managed to stop the meteor, and do you know what happens next? Do you think the game ends? No. A giant bowl of soup heading for Earth is the next life-threatening scenario. This game is an acid trip.
President of USA: who should we call to save the wolrd from a meteor? Na"z"a: lets get the first kid that passes but *HE MUST KNOW HOW TO BE A DENTIST*
Same, it's always a shame that every LPer I see quits before actually destroying the meteor, which is the first enemy out of 10. The watch is a red herring and there's an entire catalogue in the points shop you can use to delay the countdown, decrease its HP or both.
NAZA: Sir there's a meteor headed to earth. President *Insert name here*: then do protocol H-2b NAZA: Your not thinking . . . President *Insert name here*: Yes, send in Timmy
RT usually kills people with meteors, now he has to protect them from one? How nice! He’s doing something good for a cha- Wait, he’s using child labor?
5:30 Hang on a minute. Gramps spotted the meteor, told you how to stop it and that you had 7 days to stop it. Then he gave you some clothes, and, when he was done, you only had 6 days left? How many fucking clothes did he give you?
There is something strange actually, normally it would be “using child labor to destroy civilization with a meteor”, RT is being merciful today I guess.
12:12 I'm sorry, sir. Your wife didn't survive the surgery, because the 12 year old we hired to push her to the ER couldn't make it in time. I'm sure you'll be comforted to know that we docked his pay accordingly.
I remember playing this game with my cousin when I went to visit her family in Massachusetts. I ended up playing a lot of it, I'd just forgotten all about it until now. Definitely one of the weirdest and most strangely entertaining games to play on the Wii.
I remember beating this game years ago. From what I remember, after you destroy the meteor, you have to destroy other stuff that get weirder and weirder as the game goes on. For example, you face off against a giant bowl of ramen that is being held by a disembodied hand in I believe chapter 5 or 6.
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction “A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.”
I remember adoring this game as a kid. I poured hours into it. This brings back such good memories. I was best at the airplane cleaning mini game. So glad you got to enjoy it too!
Child labor to stop a meteor?
*A small price to pay for salvation*
*I'm sorry little one*
What did it cost?
Three hundred children
1000TH LIKE :0
I know, wish the meteor could crash as well :(
Let the meteor hit.
*WE'RE ALL PIECES OF SHIT, ANYWAY!!! WE ALL DESERVE TO DIIIIEEEE!!!*
*MWAHAHAHAHA!!!*
"I swear to god if this is bodybuilding again."
*Pure Sadness*
We swear to god*
edgy pfp
*soviet theme here*
@@bozokdraaf5996 not edgy at all
@Rosa Pressey
Its the same as if his pfp was a Swastika so yeah its edgy.
"well, the kid's 12, but like... he already has a uniform. guess he gets the job"
Thats how my childhood worked
Did you see how tall he is?
@Chickentenders Yup. I was taller then my dad by 16.
"aren't you a little to young for this?"
"yes, yes i am."
or lack thereof
This is payback for all the meteors you launched on West Virginia.
WaterlemonTheArtist almost heaven West Virginia
TAKE ME HOME
@@greenscreamyeet7966 blueridge mountains
@@randomcatmeow1394 Shenandoah river
Lyei Hawaquae TO THE PLACE
'Old man in trench coat bribes young child into posing half naked on stage multiple times'
Its ok because they are saving the earth
😑
Sounds like America more than Britain tbh
@@thesuperpotato6501 trench coats automatically make it brittish though
Anon 24 have you ever even seen an alleyway in an American city
You actually missed most of the actually fun jobs like the haunted house crew and the bodyguard, also if you defeat the meteor more "meteors" will show up but they'll be stuff like bowls of ramen and angry space goddesses.
Truly a game to be remebered...
What kind of country roads has it to have bowls of ramen in space??
This game was fun as fuck
@@mosesracal6758 The country roads less traveled, I suppose.
He played both of those jobs on stream. If memory serves, he thought they were alright.
Ahhhh is it bad I used to play this game all the time lol
Using child labor to stop a giant meteor?
_Link can relate._
Zuzu good job at making that comment
So can Brendon
Hello red blood cell, how are the platelets
This is especially true for the second meteor in the game
yeah, why is this game just Majora's Mask in a semi-realistic world?
"Did you do it? Did you stop the meteor?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost?"
*Flashbacks to bodybuilding*
"Everything. "
Jorge Shaft it costed his social life XD
"There was four identical men in like speedos and an audience that just watched" Literally next scene "Everytime we juggle a ball, we get paid 1 pound....." Having this in the background without visual context....that's a YIKES right there......
@@thegreatwalrus9238 "a small price to pay for salvation"
@@marioanothlp se*
The ultimate Montage! xD
RT's Cities Skylines saves from the citizens point of view.
Our supreme, ultimate and merciful god, RT has humbled himself for us and became one of us to save us from our inevitable destruction!!!
Edit: I cant spell
This is how Madagascar survived three attempted meteor strikes
Little Timmy:
Gramps: "I'm about to start this boy's career."
What goku could have been if his grampa had stayed alive xD Too soon?
"I'm about to start this boy's bodybuilding career."*
XD
What did adding "LIttle Timmy:" accomplish? What did it actually do to enhance the joke? It doesn't even make any god damn sense.
He’s about to start this boys careers, careers with an s
Majora's mask time machanics but minus practically everything else.
Thesightofpeace97 0 I was thinking the same thing xD
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power play
17 trending on gaming yeet
Majora's Mask but we try to avoid copyright infringement
should be always top comment
I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO
read the Manga Jesus SONO CHI NO SADAME
JOOOOOOJO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY-
All these JoJo references are useless.
As the great Nostradamus said, if you flex hard enough, you can delay any meteor impact. Such a wise man...
Well looks like it's time to save the world again...
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Don't ask why that knife is there...
@@geo4876 Why? *grins*
@@geo4876 Am asking.
@@blakksheep736 that was 4 years ago, I don't even remember the video
@@geo4876 How are you now, compared to 4 years ago?
“Mr President, a meteor is heading towards the earth!”
“Kate, go to the lemonade stand and talk to the drug dealer, buy everything.”
I mean, thats what ya do in the apocalyptic scenarios
As if the transformowatch isn't already drugs
Grandma: Here's a present! *Makes you pay for it*
RT: grandma we need that money...
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He bring Child Labour bacc
And Dino The TRex 🅱️ring da dead meme 🅱️ack 😂
stop posting these cringy comments pls
Dear, @@jseph1197
No...
Thank you for your time
@@TheIrishDino You're not even funny and the fact these cancerwads think otherwise is just sad
@Supahstar Warrior no you
Literally Nobody:
Gramps: *_Bodybuilding_*
Get strong and become the defender of Earth, Muscleman! *old time sepia-tone visuals, accompanied by phonograph music with occasional skipping.*
This montage doesn’t do justice to how excruciatingly painful this game is
It’s supposed to be funny u being to serious
No, I think it does
ZackAttack it’s just a joke...
Game: "You get 7 days to repel the meteor!
And if you fail... You'll get more days to repel the meteor until you DO succeed!"
Me: "...What?"
Lol I noticed that.
The game tries it’s hardest to make up excuses so you don’t die.
@@Molten_Anarchist The whole plot is an excuse for the Bodybuilder minigame.
Ah yes, the classic non-failure failure. The End-of-the-world-but-not-really sandwich.
@@Molten_Anarchist almost like it s for kids
Lil Timmy's pocket money is more powerful then a pathetic meteor
Things I learnt today
-Children are the best resource
-If the earth is destroyed we'll be in a pinch
-bodybuilding
_ children make the most money being halve naked ''bodybuilders'' in order to give money to a old man.
@@Schnort Both are perfectly acceptable forms.
@@Schnort "Grammar"
Hi I'm a spelling nerd.
*throws a bunch of children at the sun* That ought to calm him down. xD
@Memsly Mem
I was taught to speak British English. Therefore "learnt" is correct
Take your American spelling and *begone plebeian*
Jokes aside no hard feelings :3
My favourite organisation, National Aeronautics and Zamboni Administration
... But Canadians do not use Pounds for currency...
Zucchini
Better than those National Aeronautics and Zamboni Industry jerks...
*_Sees title_* : "Uhhh...."
*_Sees who made it_* : "ohok, understandable"
true
13:30 Best suspense ever recorded in a gameplay 10/10
the comedic timing of the music being immedietly cut of by the wii pausing
164 pounds for juggling balls?
Damn it really be some premium juggling if you know what I mean.
*lenny face*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Timmy is getting scammed there are people willimg to pay 10x that amount
@@miso-ge1gz I know I have, smile
Meteor comes in
Music plays...
*COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME!!!*
I CALL HOMe
@@frostedwyrm7321 WEST VIRGINIA
COUNTRY ROADS
*LoVe, Is A bUrNiNg ThInG*
Switchy McSwitchface wrong place buddy
The back of the box already has me going "oh lord" 😂😂😂
Super cheap version. By three of them and save the world/ That simple
but wouldn't it cost the same ammount as the original version?
So it's basically how the citizens of City Skylines tried to desperately avoid the country roads.
But don't they know?
It'll take them home, to the place, they belong...
Someone played too much Universe Sandbox 2!
Well the difference is that these Citizens don’t get killed off
So, I used to play this game. Once you beat the meteor, (by destroying it w/ shopping network stuff), you have to fight a new thing. I got through about 13-ish before I gave up. I also realized that the NAZA scientists are in fact the shopping network channel hosts. It's a chaotic fever dream in general lmao
Rt saves the world from himself.
- Colorized 2019
High Elf Archer
Impossible, for who will stop the Poop Volcano!?
Almost heaven.
West Virginia.
No one's allowed to destroy the world but our benevolent RT overloard.
Blue Ridge Mountains.
Bodybuilding: *exists*
RT: Bro I’m straight up not having a good time
“i feel attacked”
kiara hhh what why?
Babysitting that's nice,
driving a crane, that's quite the leap
And then it was all just bodybuilding
“Now one can be able to see the meteor coming...”
“SO NO ONE HAS A TELESCOPE??”
STOPING A METEOR BY FLEXING (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)
"Stopping a meteor by flexing"
*Anime in a nutshell*
Not gonna lie that Anime opening was fantastic.
This is one of the best minigame Bundles I've ever seen.
Chessversarius - if only the actual game had any value...
Sleep RT: Using a space nuke to destroy a meteor
*WOKE* RT: Using child labor to stop a meteor
*REAL* RT: Boddybuilder
"RTGame reading a tragic script of a meteor that is going to destroy the earth while laughing as everything blows up ?
*Nothing out of the ordinary here*
Well i'm surprised that for once he isn't the one sending the meteor
Gramps forcing his grandkids to bodybuild in front of thousands of people
* - 2019 colorized*
What did you do to piss off the RNG Gods!?!
wait, I just remembered the Island...
They were in one of RT's cities
NAZA
National Aeronautics and Zpace Administration
Z🅱️ace
Narcotics And Zex Administration
That’s dumb
“Zpace”? Isn’t that where Tim Curry fled in that one “Command & Conquer” game?
Space Z
I knew it! Meteors were created by TV shopping companies to sell more weird Apple Watches!!
grandpa asking for those bodybuilding jobs makes me feel like there never was a meteor to begin with
"The size of Jupiter"
Kick it Barack
yes sir the motherfucking planet jupiter is coming at earth
"its literally just the size of fucking jupiter" he says, in reference to a meteor about to strike earth. something about this sounds all too familiar...
"I have a question. Is it the planet Jupiter?"
"Yes sir the earth is literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter."
I’m glad I’m not the only one
the funniest thing is that RTGame has no problem destrying cites with meteors/earthquakes/hurricanes or basically killing people all on his own, BUT STILL
*A 10 years old working as a body builder is a no-no*
Children assemble get the labor force
China: *_did I hear labor force well you can count me in_*
I rented this game in the library when I was a kid. I managed to stop the meteor, and do you know what happens next? Do you think the game ends?
No.
A giant bowl of soup heading for Earth is the next life-threatening scenario.
This game is an acid trip.
There's a bit with a giant bit of gum as well,, lmao
President of USA: who should we call to save the wolrd from a meteor?
Na"z"a: lets get the first kid that passes but *HE MUST KNOW HOW TO BE A DENTIST*
"The Meteor collision will occur 1 week earlier than expected!
But the Earth can avoid this fate...
*if you earn a Perfect in the Bodybuilder job!* "
Wait a sec..
Didn't Link already do that?
What a knock off.
Not in 7 real-time days xD Never send an elf to do a child's job!
@@greatpower6063 well, link only had 3 days
@@greatpower6063 Who said a Elf ever did an childs job? *LeNnY fAcE*
Using a giant coilcannon to destroy the meteor: I sleep
Using child labor to buy some watch: *WOKE*
RIP everyone in the observatory that spontaneously combusted
I'll be honest, I kinda love this. It's got a surprising amount of story and charm for something that sounds like shovelware.
Same, it's always a shame that every LPer I see quits before actually destroying the meteor, which is the first enemy out of 10. The watch is a red herring and there's an entire catalogue in the points shop you can use to delay the countdown, decrease its HP or both.
Fun fact, in the US this game is known as "Help Wanted!".
Why are you stopping a meteor? Have you had a change of heart?
This is how I plan to save us from the apocalypse
madeleine... you need to see a psychiatrist
can you give me a heads up for this apocalypse
are you also planning to offer a sketchy bodybuilding job to your grandchildren?
2:00
Every other country with a good space program: ...ouch...
I remember the last time you brought back child labour and they took all of the job adult have
NAZA: Sir there's a meteor headed to earth.
President *Insert name here*: then do protocol H-2b
NAZA: Your not thinking . . .
President *Insert name here*: Yes, send in Timmy
RT usually kills people with meteors, now he has to protect them from one? How nice! He’s doing something good for a cha-
Wait, he’s using child labor?
and child prostitution ''bodybuilding'' to get the most money.
OF all the games I've seen RT play, I've never had one I've wanted to see him beat more than this.
5:30 Hang on a minute. Gramps spotted the meteor, told you how to stop it and that you had 7 days to stop it. Then he gave you some clothes, and, when he was done, you only had 6 days left? How many fucking clothes did he give you?
*RTGame*
*Stopping a meteor*
What trickery is this?
"Oh no! A meteor is coming straight for Earth!"
*happy 1960s piano music*
"Using Child Labour to stop a giant meteor from destroying civilization in Job Island"
Nothing out of the ordinary over on RTGame
There is something strange actually, normally it would be “using child labor to destroy civilization with a meteor”, RT is being merciful today I guess.
12:12 I'm sorry, sir. Your wife didn't survive the surgery, because the 12 year old we hired to push her to the ER couldn't make it in time. I'm sure you'll be comforted to know that we docked his pay accordingly.
I always wonder.
What will happen if Kevin and RT are leader of two giant nations?
Kevocalypse & RTophia?
So curious.
Well We know RT will have an army of child soldiers. lol
They'll be in a pinch
"Think you can save earth for real this time?
*immediately goes back to menu, letting everyone in the game suffer a horrible death
Bruh NASA is a US government, so it is public domain, you don't need to rename it NAZA.
It's Japan. They probably do this all the time.
Dipper it’s Japan which means they don’t recognize copyright in the first place so it makes even less sense
@@dirpyturtle69 I think you are confused. China is the place where Copyright is weird, not Japan.
What's interesting to me is that they replaced the S, which stands for space, with a Z. Makes me wonder what the acronym stands for in-universe.
Dinoman972 zombies?
"It's all a metaphor guys. The game's a work of art"
David Cage, you've done it again
RT: This is why you don't outsource hospital work of all things
American health care providers: hmm
This game is just a definition of Capitalism in gaming version
well capitalism is a good thing
@@jacobschweiger5897 wow, what a solid argument!
You can't lose the game yet.....
You haven't perfected bodybuilding.
(Which doesn't remind you of Piper Perri)
It didnt, bloody does now, thank you.
Teacher at first grade: "Only with the hard earned money you will be able to save the earth"
Now on the mines!
Nobody:
Japan: let's make a video game about saving the planet with child labor!
I saw child labor and IMMEDIATELY clicked.
Joseph Stalin
Same
I'm such a big fan! Can I get your autograph?
@@totallynotacop9728 Of course! Just give me all of your food.
@@Uniphy _Thank you random comrade!_
@@bigc6818 Can I get our autograph please?
RT stopping meteors? Oh, how the times have changed
I remember playing this game with my cousin when I went to visit her family in Massachusetts. I ended up playing a lot of it, I'd just forgotten all about it until now. Definitely one of the weirdest and most strangely entertaining games to play on the Wii.
I remember beating this game years ago. From what I remember, after you destroy the meteor, you have to destroy other stuff that get weirder and weirder as the game goes on. For example, you face off against a giant bowl of ramen that is being held by a disembodied hand in I believe chapter 5 or 6.
Hands down I love rtgames kuz he actually makes titles that are goofy and funny asf
Sir, The meteor’s orbit has it headed straight for Earth!
Nuke em!
No.
NUKE EM!
NO!
Aw C’mon!
You're fired.
I get that reference oversimplified
everythings a metaphor DAVID CAGE YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN
Do you mean rusty cage
Fun fact: they could have used the name NASA because it's one of the few public domain companies
I enjoy that the "transformowatch" is almost the exact same colour scheme as Optimus Prime.
Kid: I am qualified to be a clown for the circus
Gramps: *B o d y b u i l d i n g*
This video should be called "Contemplating the Genius of James Joyce in Job Island" (7:46)
using children to save the world?
I see several problems with this but im too lazy to point them out
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction
“A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.”
Just from the description I remembered seeing this without context played in full on UA-cam a few years ago.
"Ha ha ha! Nice try, Pops, but we don't scare that easily!"
"It's literally just the size o' *fuckin' Jupiter* that's about to collide."
They put NAZA in this game, but they completely forgot SpaceY, owned by none other than Elongated Musk himself.
You mean Olen Mask ?
RTGame uses Child Labor
...
It's very effective!
...
RTGame earned 450XP
...
Meteor:
Child Labor Laws Used Protect! Children Escaped Safely!!
“why do YOU want to become a dentist?”
we gotta stop the meteor
holy shit- this game was my entire childhood. pretty sure my parents bought it as a gag but i loved it. man this brought me back.
I remember adoring this game as a kid. I poured hours into it. This brings back such good memories. I was best at the airplane cleaning mini game. So glad you got to enjoy it too!
Children: exist
RTGame: *It's free real estate.*
Meteor: *I am inevitable*
RT: Closes game.
this is just cities skylines but you're trying to stop the meteor and there's no poo volcano 3/10
Oh this is my favorite video from you in a while. These kinds of janky weird games and you trying to make sense of them are such a riot!
I actually had this game as a child and remember my sister playing through the whole game, even today we still have the game