i decided to put the opening "are you a real villain" bit through google translate for fun, too. "You're a real crime?" "Uh, well, technical and ...". "In fact, if you ever as a hero, a good man?" "It is." "If you try to hide before you?" "No, no ..." This "good, bad boy can do not learn!"
i tried doing it with mandarin (i think its chinese simplified on google translate) "Hey! We are the first Hey! We are the first Listen carefully now Here's a little lesson This is historically declining If you want to be the first person You have to chase a superhero to run Just follow my action, sneak Be careful not to sound (Shh) (No, do not touch!) We are number one Hey! We are the first We are the first Ha ha ha Now look at this network, I just found When I say, go prepare to throw go! (Throw it at him, not me!) (Uh, let's try something else) Now observe and learn from the deal here He'll slide down the banana skin slip! (Ha ha ha, gasping! What are you doing !?) "Dam" powered by We are the first Hey! "Dam" powered by We are the first "Dam" powered by We are the first Hey! "Dam" powered by We are the first Hey! Hey!"
Dark Ace once in class we had to watch a video about respect for our environment.so the sound wasn't working so we turned on the captions. Some where in the video the captions said help by picking up onions and trash off the adults
When they say "hold(×9), Billy" it reminds me of when I was a freshman and a teacher aid started flipping out on a student named Billy. She started yelling, " NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, BILLY!" The whole class looked at her like she was psycho. (she was)
Hey! We are Number One Hey! We are Number One [Emmylou 1] Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a villain Number One You have to Chase a superhero on the Run Just follow my Moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound (Shh) (No, do not touch that!) [Chorus] We are Number One Hey! We are Number One We are Number One [Emmylou 2] They they they Now look at this net, that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! (Throw it on him, not me!) (Uh, let's try something else) Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this Banana Peel! (Beep, gasp! What are you doing !?) [Outro] Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into We are Number One Hey! Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into We are Number One Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into We are Number One Hey! Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into We are Number One Hey! Hey!
100k views 1000 comments mostly just repeating the phrases "good morning" "dirt" and "you need to be a superhero to run" 6k likes these are benefits your bad memes reap everyone
We are number one but imagine the screen divided into 2 halves, left and right. Every one rotates the left half anticlockwise by 9 degrees, and rotates the right one clockwise by 9 degrees. The axis of rotation for both halves is the centre of the screen, not the centre of the halves! This is very important. The triangular gap that opens up is filled with footage of 2 men kissing, but every time Robbie starts a sentence, the speed of the kissing footage increases by 5%. When the 2 halves overlap, they can both be seen with 50% transparency. Whether the camera changes to a new scene or shot, the audio from the left half lowers in pitch by 3% and the right half toggles mirroring. The branch step causes both halves to do a 360 degree rotation. The net scene makes the right half permanently pixelated. Whenever Robbie is angry, the left side of the screen zooms into dat boi, and audio from the right side is distorted by 1000000%. Dat boi has creaky sound effects when he pedals. The instrumental at the start is replaced with Michael Rosen saying noice, distorted until barely recognisable. In addition, the whole video gets gradually more visually distorted. Then this whole experience plays twice, the second time in reverse and at 8x speed.
"What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning?"
"They do not know healthcare."
"Dirt."
"No! Do not touch."
-Robbie Rotten 2016
Thick banana skin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
FredericoFP *thicc
FredericoFP I read that just as he said it wow
HoldholdholdholdholdholdholdholdHoldholdholdholdholdholdholdholdHoldholdholdholdholdholdholdholdHoldholdholdholdholdholdholdholdHoldholdholdholdholdholdholdholdHoldholdholdholdholdholdholdhold
"They do not know healthcare."
"Dirt."
"No, do not touch."
Lmfao I can't
dirt
good morning.
yea i love that part XD
Tord Larsson wHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU WatCHinG tHiS
they don't know healthcare.
dirt.
NO! Do not touch!
"You need to be a superhero to run"
accurate
Yep
Apparently I was a superhero all along.
XD we have a number and ALLAHU AND I DONT THINK WE SHOULD PLAY XD
Veldhuis94 , run for what? President?
Nicholas Lapadat No, you don't even need to be smart for that, as is evidenced by our current President-Elect
Dirt.
NO! Do not touch!
We have a number.
God morning!
guilmon182 Al Cum
D I R T
do not touch spaghett... It all makes sense now
you need to be a superhero to run
my name is [shelby] Me during PE
Cerebral Conundrum best excuse 10/10
Me during the pacer test
I did that yesterday in PE
i did that 1 week ago
"You need to be a superhero to run"
Sounds like a grim, morbidly-obese dystopian future....
coryman125 "You need to be a superhero to run." That's probably what Sportacus thought when he became a superhero. xD
I guess they do not know healthcare.
You good buddy
+Rixor12 Dirt.
coryman125 that made me laugh so hard XD
i decided to put the opening "are you a real villain" bit through google translate for fun, too.
"You're a real crime?"
"Uh, well, technical and ...".
"In fact, if you ever as a hero, a good man?"
"It is."
"If you try to hide before you?"
"No, no ..."
This "good, bad boy can do not learn!"
i tried doing it with mandarin (i think its chinese simplified on google translate)
"Hey!
We are the first
Hey!
We are the first
Listen carefully now
Here's a little lesson
This is historically declining
If you want to be the first person
You have to chase a superhero to run
Just follow my action, sneak
Be careful not to sound
(Shh)
(No, do not touch!)
We are number one
Hey!
We are the first
We are the first
Ha ha ha
Now look at this network, I just found
When I say, go prepare to throw
go!
(Throw it at him, not me!)
(Uh, let's try something else)
Now observe and learn from the deal here
He'll slide down the banana skin slip!
(Ha ha ha, gasping! What are you doing !?)
"Dam" powered by
We are the first
Hey!
"Dam" powered by
We are the first
"Dam" powered by
We are the first
Hey!
"Dam" powered by
We are the first
Hey!
Hey!"
RiceTopaz 69 likes XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
+DoritoMKW "You have to chase a superhero to run"
MAN "this is historically declining"
*T H E Y D O N O T K N O W H E A L T H C A R E*
Meme quotes of 2016
"They do not know health care"
"Slip, slide, think banana skin"
"Good morning, but drake holholholholholed, we have a number"
Fluffy_Jr1 hold hold hold hold billy, we have a number*
But Its Lauryn biddli*
"They do not know healthcare"
-Barack O'Rotten 2016
Yonkerbonk NO
DO NOT TOUCH
WE HAVE A NUMBER
good morning :D
Baggu why thank you :D
they do not know health care
this is so pleasant
no do not touch
you need to be a superhero to run
"You need to be a superhero to run" xD
Patryk Grabiec so I guess I'm a super hero
Pichu The Gamer no it says you can only run if your a super hero not to run to be a supe hero
TheGreatRandomizer22 // DarthAAO obviously
Me @ my gym teachers
DukeUxbridge
No kidding.
Y o u n e e d t o b e a s u p e r h e r o t o r u n
InklingSethO osht
W E H A V E A N U M B E R
N O W Y O U C A N L I S T E N T O
InklingSethO T H E Y D O N O T K N O W H E A L T H C A R E . D I R T .
N O , D O N O T T O U C H
They do not know healthcare!
dirt
NO! Do not touch!
WE HAVE NUMBER, GOOD MORNING
You need to be a superhero to run!
"They do not know healthcare, dirt" im done
Nvm "HOLD HODL HOLD HOLD HOLD BILLY!" NOW IM OFFICCIALY DONE OH MY GOD XD
Fin Tuber Biddli*
Natalie cant argue with subtitles, turn em on
No do not touch
Dark Ace once in class we had to watch a video about respect for our environment.so the sound wasn't working so we turned on the captions. Some where in the video the captions said help by picking up onions and trash off the adults
DONT WORRIE THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTH CARE
i wont won the unexpecte
DIRT
cluster we have a number
Logan Harris good morning
guys dont forget to support robbie www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk
If you slip and slide, think banana skin
PartyPants 047, no no no,how come
But the soul
no know about outcome*
H O W C O ME
D I R T
Aw Grande Kif Int?
"you need to be a superhero to run"
Relatable.
If you slip, slide, think banana skin. No no no. But the soul.
How come?
some philosophy crap right there
TheDerp OfHolland
(Instumental)
But, great, hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold hold diddly
TheDerp OfHolland How come?
good morning
WHY DOES IT SAY GOOD MORNING
I have no clue 😂😂
Because it's how the "Hey" they shout after each 'We are number one" is translated
Demirramon hey teanslated ut so many times hey became good morning
That's hilarious
cuz he is uncle grandpa
W E H A V E A N U M B E R
E X P R E S S I O N O F E X C I T I M E N T
dirt
N O , D O N O T T O U C H
T H E Y D O N O T K N O W H E A L T H C A R E
"You need to be a super hero to run"
well then, I guess I can't run :/
Shit me 2
Well good that im not alone
UltraHD Welp, were all screwed:P
Welp. :/
or maybe we are super heroes because we can run!
Tinakumi! KL Well that sucks
"No no no, but the soul! How come?"
So deep
They do not know healthcare.
TheLonelyGoomba wow you actually know about this stuff?! Btw hello from britan!
They do not know healthcare... Dirt! 😂
*D I R T*
Alex Shirk NO DO NOT TOUCH
RoryStreams i have the same profile picture #noonecares
T HEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTHCARE
Yσσsυηg ツ
DIRT
Now i have a clear signal.
You, i could say we are ready to play.
You!
To do that, throw it out!
"You need to be a superhero to run." welp, looks like im not going anywhere
When they say "hold(×9), Billy" it reminds me of when I was a freshman and a teacher aid started flipping out on a student named Billy. She started yelling, " NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, BILLY!" The whole class looked at her like she was psycho. (she was)
+Rivfruifv
biddly*
check the description
Rivfruifv I GUESS
+Josh The Scrub
biddli*
Ed P VGCP EDCP AUTTP o shit u right
Actually I am right. Turn on closed captions at 1:40, it says Hold(x9) and then it says Billy.
*N O*
*D O N O T T O U C H*
letsplaygames:D actually no
It's called putting text in asterics (*) and putting spaces between each letter
You don't even need to copy paste that
Yeah, you just put the text between asterisks and it looks like *this*. And even if I was copy pasted no need to make a big deal out of it lol.
letsplaygames:D *Y O U R E A D U M B A S S*
Dude, you're trying WAY too hard. Trolling needs to be far more subtle than that.
Althalus2010 minecraft steve
Hey!
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
[Emmylou 1]
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain Number One
You have to Chase a superhero on the Run
Just follow my Moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
(Shh)
(No, do not touch that!)
[Chorus]
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
[Emmylou 2]
They they they
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Uh, let's try something else)
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this Banana Peel!
(Beep, gasp! What are you doing !?)
[Outro]
Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into
We are Number One
Hey!
Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into
We are Number One
Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into
We are Number One
Hey!
Bar-Bar-biddly entered into into into into into into into into into into
We are Number One
Hey!
Hey!
thank you my good sir
Julie your welcome (GOOD MORNING WE HAVE A NUMBER)
*Sob*
Think Banana Skin
"Follow my move, into hiding."
*THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTH CARE*
*WE HAVE A NUMBER*
*GOOD MORNING*
*D I R T*
*Y O U N E E D T O B E A S U P E R H E R O TO R U N*
*"you, I cannot say we are ready to play"* -Rottie Robben 2016
how the fuck does it get "Hey" to be "Good morning" questions of life
Mangelo Fox - Probably something to do with french; bonjour means good morning but it also means hello.
Mangelo Fox they're both used as greetings
IIFrosTII Ahh yes, i guess that sorts the mystery c:
"They do not know healthcare."
"No, no, no, but the soul."
-google translate
best quote 2016
Good morning!
Geometry Dash RiverCiver ayyyy nice gammaplay
Geometry Dash RiverCiver dafuq u doing here? xD
We have a number
Geometry Dash RiverCiver why are you here
"you need to be a superhero to run" this is quite true to the lazy town universe
"No, do not touch." That was beautiful!
100k views
1000 comments mostly just repeating the phrases "good morning" "dirt" and "you need to be a superhero to run"
6k likes
these are benefits your bad memes reap everyone
they alcala
I quoted "they do not know health care" now give me likes
good morning
to do that throw it out.
thanks for jumping on this band wagon, still waiting for megalovania ringing remix
Good Morning
Watching this at 10pm
Alex GS Same
Same
My favorite part:They do not know health care. Obamacare in a nutshell
***** lol
Lol
WE HAVE A NUMBER
GOOD MORNING!
hey now my dude we dont tolerate no anti-brony propaganda in my comment sections u get outta here right now
King The Son
Which loser reads haters comments episode was that? I got to rewatch those.
ive been outmemed
NatsumeHack i dont remember really
Goodmorning to you too.
This is the most quotable video in of all time
Imagine if all humanity died and in 100,000 years the only evidence of our existence that aliens could find was this video...
Wow what are the odds, I'm subscribed to you
Well thanks for subbing, hows it going?
They do not know healthcare
Dirt
NO
DO NOT TOUCH
*NO. DO NOT TOUCH.*
THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTHCARE
GOOD MORNING
WE HAVE A NUMBER
NO! DO NOT TOUCH
dirt
It's about America!
Someone needs to do this in Ned Flanders language.
DIDDELY
We have a number. Goodmorning.
They do not know health care
"Now to know, to learn the agreement. If you slip, slide, thin banana skin"
Robbie Rotten 2016
No! Do not touch!
D I R T
"Good morning"
We Have a Number"
"Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Diddly"
Did Ned Flanders write these lyrics or something
Butofcourse
*the mayo.
Love it 😂
I heard hold not ho
ho ho nope :P
Good morning we have a number
They don't know healthcare
Dirt
if you slip and slide think banana skin
Fun fact: You need to be a superhero to run.
"You need to be a superhero to run" 😂 Guess I'm a superhero then
if you slip, slide, think banana skin
no no no! but the soul
how come?
To do that? Throw it out! Well, we have to try.
"You. I could say we are aren't ready to play." Oh my, play with what
The Ultimate Gaming Machine T H I S N E T
RyanYTP THAT I JUST FOUND, WHEN I SAY "GO" GET READY TO THROW
Doctorwhofan 1235 GO!!!!
THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTH CARE
DIRT
NO DO NOT TOUCH
WE HAVE A NUMBER
GOOD MORNING
Ba-trade HOLD HOLD HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-HOLD-biddli
How did "shhh" turn into dirt
they do not know healthcare
dirt
W H A T TH E F UC K WH Y A RE Y OU H E R E
*NO! DO NOT TOUCH!*
*BAD TOUCH*
they do not know healthcare
KennyTheTaco dirt
We are number one but imagine the screen divided into 2 halves, left and right. Every one rotates the left half anticlockwise by 9 degrees, and rotates the right one clockwise by 9 degrees. The axis of rotation for both halves is the centre of the screen, not the centre of the halves! This is very important. The triangular gap that opens up is filled with footage of 2 men kissing, but every time Robbie starts a sentence, the speed of the kissing footage increases by 5%. When the 2 halves overlap, they can both be seen with 50% transparency. Whether the camera changes to a new scene or shot, the audio from the left half lowers in pitch by 3% and the right half toggles mirroring. The branch step causes both halves to do a 360 degree rotation. The net scene makes the right half permanently pixelated. Whenever Robbie is angry, the left side of the screen zooms into dat boi, and audio from the right side is distorted by 1000000%. Dat boi has creaky sound effects when he pedals. The instrumental at the start is replaced with Michael Rosen saying noice, distorted until barely recognisable. In addition, the whole video gets gradually more visually distorted. Then this whole experience plays twice, the second time in reverse and at 8x speed.
...Anticlockwise.
Mousie Gomez Or counter clockwise for 'muricans ;)
YOU NEED TO BE A SUPERHERO TO RUN!
Kyrix read it just as it spoke that line
Fuck
I can guarantee Robbie is not having a good morning.
Caleb Horton WE HAVE A NUMBER
Good morning
"They do not know health care
NO
DO NOT TOUCH"
*They do not know Healthcare.*
No do not touch
we have a number
Like Donald trump
Arnaldonintendo good morning
we have a number good morning? But wait hold hold hold hold? it sounds like it's translating it into alien language
Willbo Baggins or its uncle grandpa..
N O W I H A V E A C L E A R S I G N A L
YOU I COULD NOT SAY THAT WE ARE READY TO PLAY
Y O U . T O D O T H A T , T H R O W I T O U T
*N O W T O K N O W TO L E A R N T H E A G R E E M E N T*
I F Y O U S L I P S L I D E T H I N K BA N A N A S K I N
N O N O N O B U T T H E S O U L
You need to be a superhero to run.
They do not know healthcare. Dirt. No! Do not touch.
XDD
Niko Baby *SINK BANANA SKIN*
D I R T
they do not know healthcare. dirt.
MaryAnna Invergo lol
"Good morning!"
"We have a number."
"You need to be a superhero to run" -Google 2016
Rainbow eater Crossgamer now I have reason to be a lazyass to go jogging
They do not no health care
dirt
We have a number
good morning
banana skin
You need to be a super hero to run.
They don't know health care.
XD
The Rebellion *D I R T*
we have a number GOOD MORNING
*THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTHCARE*
_dirt_
*NO, DO NOT TOUCH*
*WE HAVE NUMBER*
Good morning!
We have a number!
WillMatt Animations *GOOD MORNING*
No, do not touch.
T H I N K B A N A N A S K I N .
ChroSome N O N O NO
GlitchMaster2 B U T T H E S O U L , H O W C O M E ?
H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D H O L D
HOLD DIDDILY
@David W Hanford I like your profile its cute lmao
David W Hanford BA TRADE
THEYDONOTKNOWHEALTHCARE
oh, hello nick catge
But the soul? How come? Such wise words
That Cathedral Guy because they do not know healthcare
Mharty Macburger dirt
Al M no do not touch
*N O N O N O BUT THE SOUL*
*_HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD_*
biddili
ＸｘＸ＿Ｍ Ｅ Ｔ Ａ － Ｍ Ｅ Ｍ Ｅ Ｒ＿ＸｘＸ
W E H A V E A N U M B E R
ＸｘＸ＿Ｍ Ｅ Ｔ Ａ － Ｍ Ｅ Ｍ Ｅ Ｒ＿ＸｘＸ Good morning!
THEY DO NOT KNOW HEALTHCARE
*Dirt.*
do not touch.
Copperwired Ratchet NO DO NOT TOUCH
*N O N O N O , N O T T H E S O U L*
Felicidae But the soul*
Mr. Hernandez fuck
Good morning, we have a number! xD
*_good morning_*
i fucking love the "NO! DO NOT TOUCH"
To learn the agreement. If you slip, slide, think banana skin
Ashystorm NO NO NO
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD BIDDLI
we have a number
la resistance .3. 21?
"What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel this morning is a good morning on this morning because it is a good morning on this particular morning?"
Rouken Trinity nah dude he's just telling you to not touch his dirt.
All of them at once, I suppose...
gandalf go away
*They do not know healthcare*
Metromancer ＤＩＲＴ
Metromancer *W E H A V E A N U M B E R*
"hold hold hold hold Billy"
10/10
"If you slip, slide, think banana skin."
- Robby Rotten 2016
"They do not know health care" xD 0:38
dirt
TheiF no! Do not touch
*D I R T*
'you have to be a superhero to run' Shit, fuck my chances in the apocalypse then
"No no no, but the soul"
Pure poetry
Markiplier: Dirt?!
Blacksmith: No. Do not touch
No no no
*_BUT THE SOUL_*
think banana skin
The Nutshack is dead but Jack is still from the soul
+Umi - chan Phil was the one from the soul
"you dont know healthcare"
"Think banana skin"?
_"i c o u l d n t s a y t h a t w e a r e r e a d y t o p l a y _*_y o u_*_"_