I was at a big thrift shop once and had to tell the poor workers who are already really busy that there was a puddle of pee in one of the dressing rooms... how does that stuff happen?
sometimes i think to myself that im gonna save up 4-5 episodes so i can binge watch new content, but lets be real, its hard to have self control when it comes to these women
The beautiful thing about knowing English, but not being from the English-speaking world is that I understand every single thing, but am completely clueless about Nordstroms, Orange Julie's and Christopher Banks or whatever it all is. So now, the only association I have with a place like Fashion Bug is a turd in the dressing room.
Ummm what? No. The episode is suppose to be about shopping but they spent the majority of it talking about pooping so trixie said “okay....shopping” as a reminder to the theme of the episode
Trixie: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT "CONTACT"! I HATE THAT FUCKING MOVIE & I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT! Me: I saw it. It's a'ight, but it's kinda up its own ass, if you know what I mean.
As someone who’s relied on catheters for most of my life due to an epic failure of a bladder that refuses to empty, I honestly love these conversations (and how often they mention caths lol). Like in one of the previous episodes Katya said something along the lines of ‘I pee everywhere, I’m peeing right now’ and I’m like yes bitch that’s literally me 😂 so not only are they funny but they’re also weirdly wholesome cause hearing them joke abt awkward bathroom stories (caths & stomas provide many an embarrassing story) makes me realise that there are people just as weird and unlucky as me in the world 😂😂❤️
My friends a nurse and another nurse she worked with walked in on a dude fucking his girlfriends stoma that she had just gotten and said "at least let it heal first, not every hole is a goal" I mean great recovery by the nurse but what the fuck
Fun fact: i almost had to have a fecal transplant because of my bowel disease. All it is is that they take a sample from a donor and isolate the gut bacteria and then supplimemt it to you. There is actually a criteria like blood transfusions. The goal of the transplant is to reintroduce good bacteria into your gut so the donor should be someone who lives with you so youre introduced to familiar bacteria. 🌈The more you know🌈
This was literally an episode about pooping 💀 I'm surprised the editor didn't include that clip from the episode where they were pretending to play tennis but it was a poop emoji and Katya ate it
Literally same when I first watched this, right before trixir brought up shopping again I was like “wait what am I watching” and checked the title of the episode. I live.
This is definitely one of the ‘we talk about whatever we want because it’s our show’ kind of episodes 😂 And those are always the ones that crack me up while I’m at work with all the catholic middle aged white men
Okay at 5:40 "I had to take it out with my hand" I spat an entire mouthful of water across half of the room. Like a beautiful fountain. So there's a shit ton water all over the carpet and bed... Its 2am I need to sleep in this now
I’ve worked at a kohl’s for three years, and here’s my mental haul: -I have a total of 4 poop stories, including one in a fitting room stall and one 2 weeks ago being in the women’s department carpet. -we’ve found multiple pads and tampons, often people smear them all over the walls. -literally yesterday, I found a used condom in the men’s fitting room. There was also a Nissan employees polo shirt in the trashcan just outside, and the whole room smelled like feet. Thank you for attending my TedTalk
The only poop story I had from retail was my friend visited me with her 1 year old and he shat so big it started coming out of the nappy and his shorts and it was hilarious
The poop talk started at 1:56 and ended at 7:05, over 6 minutes of poop talk, meaning more of this video was dedicated to poop rather than shopping. They really meant it when they said they can talk about whatever they want 😂
omg yess I was so relieved to hear Katya's fishing poop out of the toilet story because I did a similar thing except that I used my report card to do it lmao
i never had to scoop it out, but Katya's story made me feel so much better because I thought i was only one things like this happen to, a skyrocketing anxiety and making a quick decision to do something you never thought you would have to do to avoid a near disaster all by yourself in order to avoid public humiliation
I was eating when they started talking about shit and I was like well this bit shouldn't last too long I'll be fine. Five minutes later and I've lost my appetite.
omg same. I was like "ok shopping, that should be safe"....I literally put my plate down and am no longer hungry...new diet? hmmm anyway, this video needs a NSFE disclaimer, thank you.
When Trixie said she didn’t like talking about going to the bathroom and they cut back into all the times she has talked about about peeing or taking a shit 😭😭😭😭 golden
They really brought out the "we talk about whatever we want" with this episode
Sorry I'm the 667th like
@@DorseyGarbutt how dare you
Cuz it’s their show, and not ours.
homestuck profile pic
I cant believe you're also a homestuck watching trixie and katya I feel seen ily
The lack of topic relevancy in this episode sparks joy.
Because it's their show, not yours lol
Sparks joy
The fact that the poop is disgusting does not spark joy.
ShawNathan So does Trixie flashing us the entire video
i honestly forgot they were supposed to be talking about shopping 😂
The editors rly pulled a ‘this u?’ on trixie when she said she doesn’t like talking abt the bathroom
And a raven "i would never say that"
But all those stories brought up we're stories outside of the bathroom lol
Producers: let's talk about shopping
Trixie and Katya: well what you WANT to do is not necessarily what we're GOING to do
" 'Cause its their show and they talk about whatever they want" LOL
Cause honey what you get, isn't always the topic
Haha best comment!!!
@@terrancejordan2196 👌🏼
*wanna, *gonna, don't you dare misquote the Bible!
I thought an episode about shopping would be appropriate to watch during dinner.... but it’s your show not mine.
timothy matthews so relatable I put this on to eat lunch to😂😂
Man up
Timothy Matthews 🤣🤣🤣
Ha ha rookie mistake. Everyone knows you watch UNhhhh while having a poo
Timothy Matthews I got about halfway through my bowl of cottage cheese and had to stop
“will this dress help me find a guy
who’s emotionally available
and not filled with corn?”
P O E T R Y
This always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂
unus?
@@kinginci357 annus :’(
oh hello my friend.
i see we both have good taste
momento mori
@@willa3090 memento mori
At this point they should make an episode labeled "pooping" and then talk about shopping. Full circle, mom
Full circle, Barbara
@@zanyelena14 we told you we were coming for you
There’s a joke about Korean somewhere there
Exactly, thanks... that would have been helpful coz this "shopping" episode is hard to handle while I eat dinner :-O
Combine pooping and shopping. Like the joy of finding a coupon advertising a great discount..."Half-price all toilets." I AM THERE.
I love how Trixie is this cute, talented comedian
and Katya is the embodiment of any given Cards Against Humanity card
This is an underrated comment
UNDERRATED COMMENT OF 2019
I FINALLY HAVE A PLACED DESCRIPTION FOR KATYA
But seriously though, spot on description
Best comment ever
"Remember shopping?"
I laughed so hard, and then cried. Heavy times.
💚
I LOVE every time Trixie wears yellow. Such a good look on her.
She reminds me of a daffodil. I love daffodils.
I wear yellow and you never notice me, I think we may need time to meet new people
I can only think of pee since this has now turned into the toilet talk episode.
@@CattyTomfoolery that's so wholesome
@@TaliseSnyder sometimes I can be. ☺️
Trixie: tells a poop story
Katya: starts poop story
Trixie: “I hate poop stories!”
Me: HUH???
That’s complex female women for ya
"Shopping..."
Lol they just got into the topic of poop 🤣🤣 that's all
I love poop stories
@Don K i hope all is well with you now. 😂
Trixie: “I like to go to stores, i wanna touch it”
*10 episodes later*
Trixie: “95% of all my purchases are online”
I clocked that too!!!!!
TwistedX consistently not consistent honey
TwistedX Haha exactly what I thought
TwistedX that’s the power of Klarna baby
Likes stores doesnt buy from them
"Drag her. Slay her. Sipping on that true tea Hunty. Gag!"
That sentence, and the way she says it gives me life.
It gives life to all our humankind..
@@maychan26 Hell yes!!
Where is that from??
@@alexortega4245 Not sure. I'd love to know tho
@@HellaBright its from a video, just search drag her slay her on youtube, but no idea where the original is from tho
Episode: “Shopping pt. 1”
Talks about poop for 5 minutes 😂
Me on christmass
That's why they had to make a Pt 2
5? I'm at 7:00 and they still didn't talk shit about shopping
@@axisandmimicito Honey, oh, honeeeey...
@@luistertulino4274 But they talked shop about shitting.
My first job was at a Fashion Bug and we did find a turd in the dressing room once 😂😂😂
*it was Katya's*
Did you have to clean it up or did someone else 🤢
@@mariepayann That was my Kylie Jenner's makeup bag!
@Blashtifin gross!!
I was at a big thrift shop once and had to tell the poor workers who are already really busy that there was a puddle of pee in one of the dressing rooms... how does that stuff happen?
the chiropractor cracking trixie's neck LMAOOOOO i cannot with the editors
Trixie: ''I don't like talking about going to the toilet...''
*shows 5 cases of when she talked about diarrhea, farting, and drinking her own piss*
Don't forget she got peed on
@@smore-monster and that she once peed out of the toilet and on her legs and shoes
What episode is the gatorate oneeee
Tiffa wubwub sorry this is late but the episode is 81
Never forget the auto-fellatio mom
“Are you a poor” “YOU ALMOST GOT US”!!!! 💀
HOW DOES 12 MINUTES GO BY SO FAST?!?!? Yes, I'll be needing one hour episodes please, thank youu
sometimes i think to myself that im gonna save up 4-5 episodes so i can binge watch new content, but lets be real, its hard to have self control when it comes to these women
Honey they tried, it got cancelled 🙈
adrian Colmenares was it on youtube??
@@andreakohn5437 it was on Viceland it was ok but apparently not good enough so they came back to UA-cam a few months ago
@@dirn7105 pretty sure it wasnt that it got cancelled but okay.
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage: turdina dressinroom ✨
😂😂
Oh my lord 😭😂🤣
All her numbers are shit
She is THE shit!
You won
The beautiful thing about knowing English, but not being from the English-speaking world is that I understand every single thing, but am completely clueless about Nordstroms, Orange Julie's and Christopher Banks or whatever it all is. So now, the only association I have with a place like Fashion Bug is a turd in the dressing room.
nordstrom is a clothing store thats all i kkow
*know
Don’t worry girl I’m a native English speaker but I’m from Australia so I don’t know any of these stores either 😂
Lol
@@billyk8397 i’m from canada and i only got one of them. i was struggling this episode
"This is even grosser"
"Okay.....shopping."
*trixie random mattel*
she meant it like chopping!! its actually HOLORIOUS
Ummm what? No. The episode is suppose to be about shopping but they spent the majority of it talking about pooping so trixie said “okay....shopping” as a reminder to the theme of the episode
“Cuz honey what you get isn’t always in the title.”
Ain’t no truer words 😂
Trixie: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! STOP TALKING ABOUT "CONTACT"! I HATE THAT FUCKING MOVIE & I'VE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT!
Me: I saw it. It's a'ight, but it's kinda up its own ass, if you know what I mean.
Honey, oooh honeyyyy.... "Anti-social Butterfly is here to make it clear"
Cuz honey what you poop isn't always in the toilet.
I have watched 8:40 so many times now
1. Why did she say merry Christmas
2. THE WALK KILLS ME EVERY GOD DAMN TIME
this was probably filmed in december, so thats probably why
She was imitating the stealing lady and she apparently stole in December
@Nathalie Marie I didn't expect to laugh at it sped up a much as I did
Katya: I never used the bathroom at school
Also katya: I overflowed the toilet 3 times at work
😂
It’s cause she held it for that long
Don K Party
C H A R A C T E R D E V E L O P M E N T
i overfilled the toilet in an airplane once and just left it there
F U L L C I R C L E
Trixie looking like a 50s housewife and Katya looking like her rebellious daughter.
A 50s housewife who forgot to put on the bottom half of her outfit
A 50s housewife dressed for a 70s party..
@@jjmm9066 a time traveling housewife!
As someone who’s relied on catheters for most of my life due to an epic failure of a bladder that refuses to empty, I honestly love these conversations (and how often they mention caths lol). Like in one of the previous episodes Katya said something along the lines of ‘I pee everywhere, I’m peeing right now’ and I’m like yes bitch that’s literally me 😂 so not only are they funny but they’re also weirdly wholesome cause hearing them joke abt awkward bathroom stories (caths & stomas provide many an embarrassing story) makes me realise that there are people just as weird and unlucky as me in the world 😂😂❤️
My friends a nurse and another nurse she worked with walked in on a dude fucking his girlfriends stoma that she had just gotten and said "at least let it heal first, not every hole is a goal" I mean great recovery by the nurse but what the fuck
"Wait a minute, are you a poor?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER
This line got me gagging too 🤣
Fun fact: i almost had to have a fecal transplant because of my bowel disease. All it is is that they take a sample from a donor and isolate the gut bacteria and then supplimemt it to you. There is actually a criteria like blood transfusions. The goal of the transplant is to reintroduce good bacteria into your gut so the donor should be someone who lives with you so youre introduced to familiar bacteria.
🌈The more you know🌈
Correct
omg wow i learned something today
@@katiephelps4118 you're welcome 😂
I learned something I didn't know I needed to know
I think one would be beneficial because my digestive system doesn't really work but once a week at most but I don't want that I'm disgusted by that
The post partum depression joke about katya is so underrated 🤣
"Let's label it shopping, that'll be funny!"
Dana Baryckyj
It’s “shit chopping”
This was literally an episode about pooping 💀
I'm surprised the editor didn't include that clip from the episode where they were pretending to play tennis but it was a poop emoji and Katya ate it
Choices 👏
I thought this EXACT same thing
Literally as I started to think “isn’t this episode about shopping”
Trixie turns to the camera and goes “shopping”
Literally same when I first watched this, right before trixir brought up shopping again I was like “wait what am I watching” and checked the title of the episode. I live.
I’m at the gym on a bike watching this
Tracy: “hi I’m your winter weight”
Me: ಠ_ಠ
If only it were just winter weight.
I would likento meet this "tracy"
Same lol
I have to say the editing on this episode is superb, good job Ron
ikr??
5:00
also ron is so handsome
4:49 "from your little body" idk why but that was so cute
episode title: shopping
trixie and katya: talk about everything except that
poop, you mean
It’s called improv. They’re really good at it.
Well, they've finally done it.. They've outfacked themselves with editing. That shit in a dress.. Amazing.
Dezzdaa dont talk about katya like that
@@admc9241 OMGG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@admc9241 😭😭😭😭😭
3:25 for serotonin she's just SO CUTE
this look is so old school katya I’m in love
Please tell me the editors have gotten a raise because of this show
The editing was on point this week ... I mean, it's always good but this week was exceptional.
6:08 "remember shopping?" hits different in 2020
Trixie: Okay, so, shopping.
Katya: You mean the threshold for how much blood you can shit out before going to the doctor's?
This is definitely one of the ‘we talk about whatever we want because it’s our show’ kind of episodes 😂
And those are always the ones that crack me up while I’m at work with all the catholic middle aged white men
I have the unholy combination of anxiety disorder and IBS so this was an uplifting conversation for me. I love it.
this was so chaotic and unhinged i loved every second
Your my kind of boy
UNHHHHinged
They talk about whatever they want because IT'S THEIR SHOW AND NOT YOURS
7:47 the most underrated fat joke
Does Katya EVER look bad? She is always just perfect, gorgeous, and SO elegant. Trixie is gorgeous too, before I get any nasty comments. ❤
In "Goodbye, Barbara" Katya mentioned.
"There have been hits, there have been *intentional* misses." (About her fashion choices)
Some of those wig choices have been.... Uh, not elegant, per se, but certainly interesting AF!
She is perfect, she is beautiful she looks like Linda Evangelista
The subject of today is: shopping!
5 minutes later: there are 3 types of poop....
Edit: 1.4 LIKES HOLY JUMPING JESUS ON A BREADSTICK
SHSKJSHSKJSHSJ
... and bloody.
Calm down gurl they're just likes....
*30 seconds later
Just totally nearly chocked on a choc bar when the turd was telling herself that "this is the dress"
> eating lunch expecting a uhhhhhhhh about shopping.
OKAY.
lmao
Same, bitch. Made this spaghetti less enjoyable, but I didn’t stop.
Same here. I had pizza with a side of unflushable turd.
why did you expect UNHhh to talk about their topic?? ughh newbie
Me too
Trixie is really underrated as a makeup artist because that face is blended.
The only thing more blended that trixies martels cheek contour blend is the contour I do on my asshole to make more defined for the boy,,, yes GAWD
Okay at 5:40 "I had to take it out with my hand" I spat an entire mouthful of water across half of the room. Like a beautiful fountain. So there's a shit ton water all over the carpet and bed... Its 2am I need to sleep in this now
Katya serving Senior Hostess at an elite Strip club in Vladivostok. Trixie is feeling her fantasy in that Canary yellow mall fantasy.
Thank you for letting them go on a tangent 😂
10% shopping
90% well... you know
I refuse to ever believe Trixie when she claims to hate talking about poop. This blonde woman brings it up more than ANYONE i've known 😂
I’ve worked at a kohl’s for three years, and here’s my mental haul:
-I have a total of 4 poop stories, including one in a fitting room stall and one 2 weeks ago being in the women’s department carpet.
-we’ve found multiple pads and tampons, often people smear them all over the walls.
-literally yesterday, I found a used condom in the men’s fitting room. There was also a Nissan employees polo shirt in the trashcan just outside, and the whole room smelled like feet.
Thank you for attending my TedTalk
What. The. Fuck. Is. Wrong. With. People.
No... Seriously. At this point, i really need to know.
The only poop story I had from retail was my friend visited me with her 1 year old and he shat so big it started coming out of the nappy and his shorts and it was hilarious
what is it about public bathrooms that makes people go absolutely fucking feral
Fitting rooms and public restrooms are the perfect place for freaks to live out their weird desires out in public while still remaining anonymous.
A 10 minute video about shopping and more than half of it was about bathroom stories. Ah how I love UNHhh!
Evan Broussard I have no clue what UNHhh is
I'm a little worried for episode 2 😂😂
The poop talk started at 1:56 and ended at 7:05, over 6 minutes of poop talk, meaning more of this video was dedicated to poop rather than shopping. They really meant it when they said they can talk about whatever they want 😂
obligatory “have tammie brown guest star” comment
OMG YESSS WE NEED TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN
Duty James i swear i LITERALLY comment this under every video
YOURE NOT OBLIGED YOURE TRASH
Jk I agree
@@billieinka I will be right there with you mate
each episode either ends up talking about one of two things:
1. poop
2. sex
Not a bad thing in my book!
And contact 😂
I mean, what else is there? 😂
Aren't those the same things?
Or both plot twist
Turdy needs her own show
this made me laugh way more than it should have
Tb to when I thought they’d never film another episode again, I’m so glad they still do this, I hope they continue forever
Unhhh episode 973: Trixie’s broken hip
Episode Topic: *Shopping*
Actuality of the Episode: *Pooping*
The show we talk about whatever we want because it’s our show and not yours
As a greek person, listening to trixie saying spanakopita (or trying to) has produced so much serotonin I literally keep going back to hear it again
I don't know about ya'll but i NEED that Trixie "scream" painting in my house.
TOTALLY WHAT CAME IN MY MIND !!!
AND NOT FILLED WITH CORN AAAAAHHHHHH
And it only got funnier from there hello
I was so scared with Katya's laugh at 2:43 because i'm really use to the wheeze&shake laugh
Ummm guys you misspelled “Sh*tting” in the title....🤣🤣🤮🤢💩💩💩
My idiotic ass scrolled back up to check 😔✊
I scrolled too 😂
Me too !
Lol but why did you use the “happy chocolate ice cream” emoji 😎
This episode just proves that everyone has some crazy shitting stories. And we are all human. Blessed Be
omg yess I was so relieved to hear Katya's fishing poop out of the toilet story because I did a similar thing except that I used my report card to do it lmao
All this time and only now am I noticing Turdy smiles when trixie asks about the dress the editing on this show is a work of art
I am living for the side plot of the sh*t that can't find love...
Me
I think it’s a reference to salad finger
still looking for an emotionally available guy who's not filled with corn
IM ROLLINGGGG SKSKSKSK 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“and not filled with corn” ODMGJJD
Hahahhaha
3:25 katya's little 'whaaat' was so cute 😭😭😭😭
okay but ron and jeff did some amazing editing this episode, shout out to them!
Ryan Toledo fair enough! some people prefer it less edited, personally i don’t mind either way as long as i get any trixya content
Ryan Toledo aw i love that! i actually watch the show with my mum and grandma! surprisingly they love it 😂
The editor bathroom scene sent me. Couldn't breathe.
I’m CRYING. It’s funny when they keep talking about poop and you press your screen every 10 seconds to see that the topic is shopping
Katya: KILLING IT SIS! You are looking that fierce af! Love this hair. LIVING (love u Trixie)
Does it help that I'm watching this while I'm on the toilet?
Yes, it does.
Thank you, strangers.
Bitch, I'm watching this on the toilet too
angelicdexter Toilet Gang Gang 🚽👏🏻🧻🎀
Omg same lol
Sammmmeeeeee!
Same
Ok but the meowing kitty 😺 between Trixie's legs is too funny. Lmao 😂
Love the way that Trixie pronounces "Spanakopita".
...
Greek stan here
the music was off though...
“Spiny Copetta”
Is this episode about:
No1: Shopping
OR
No2: Number 2's
She said, "I need a witness to my experience."
Lol
Do they even talk about shopping?! Lol. I love them for that exact reason, Barbra!
Ahhh that's my name, Miranda rose !
I NOW REQUEST AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF JUST THE TURD SHOPPER’S STORY LINE
5:04 love how we’re talking about shopping and got lost on bowel movements and the artistry of it
My ringtone is actually Trixie screaming HONEEEEEEEEEEY, OH HONEY!
omg can you share this?
@@johannesschutz780 I found it on youtube! It's "Oh Honey Ringtone"!
I'm a struggling film major and I'm not even kidding when I say the editing in this show inspires me
i never had to scoop it out, but Katya's story made me feel so much better because I thought i was only one things like this happen to, a skyrocketing anxiety and making a quick decision to do something you never thought you would have to do to avoid a near disaster all by yourself in order to avoid public humiliation
The last time I was this early I still called myself straight
I Don't think anyone else did lol
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Katya's 'Steven Seagal' impression at 9:14 has me crying 😂😂
Gabe Williamson The Godfather one after that though 😂😂😂
"Remember shopping?"
This seems accurate for 2020
I was eating when they started talking about shit and I was like well this bit shouldn't last too long I'll be fine. Five minutes later and I've lost my appetite.
omg same. I was like "ok shopping, that should be safe"....I literally put my plate down and am no longer hungry...new diet? hmmm
anyway, this video needs a NSFE disclaimer, thank you.
I was going to make dinner...after watching this, I'm good!
@@NadjaMoon :(
We've just found the cure for obesity in America!
Harle Quin i was eating the entire time watching this
This is just "toilet" humour, but I love it every second of it
Or toilet tragedies
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 riiiight before trixie @ 5:30 "shopping" 😂😂 2 seconds before that i said to myself "shopping👀" 😂😂😂 i love you women so much.
DRAG🚘🚦🚘 HER, SLAY🗡☠ HER, SIPPING😌☕ ON THAT TRU TEA🍵 HUNTI💅🏾, I LIVE😍🥰
This episode was so natural! It was one of the best ones ever!! 😂😍😍😍
Yes as natural as taking a shit!
When Trixie said she didn’t like talking about going to the bathroom and they cut back into all the times she has talked about about peeing or taking a shit 😭😭😭😭 golden
We went from shopping to turds REAL QUICK, LINDA.
UNHhhh: Shopping~
6 minutes in and still talking about poop
*I'M SHOOKETH! WE'RE NOTTTTTT READY!!!*