The Benefits of the War in Iraq

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  • Опубліковано 27 січ 2025

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  • @Kvltklassik
    @Kvltklassik 12 років тому +19

    "Syria's next motherfuckers"
    Oh my...David is a psychic.

  • @wheatonna
    @wheatonna 15 років тому +6

    "Pick up a gun and hop to it! Plane leaves from over there!" Stellar.

  • @SnivillusLupin
    @SnivillusLupin 12 років тому +5

    He was right about Syria being next. If no one could comprehend something like that as more than a joke, we are never going to have foresee our enemy's next move.

  • @dawatcherz
    @dawatcherz 16 років тому +5

    and i'd surely stand up! next to you..
    well, not me, my neighbours kids, he had to go to college you know.
    excellent

  • @gilligan80
    @gilligan80 6 років тому +9

    Im a veteran of the invasion and it reallllllly bothers me when I describe this scenario to people and they don't get it.... they wait for a punch line...... I live in north Dakota..... the north Korea of the Dakotas

    • @davidoberlin4186
      @davidoberlin4186 6 років тому +3

      The North Korea of the dakotas. I imagine you being spot on.

  • @kennerguy66
    @kennerguy66 17 років тому +4

    This is one of my favorite David Cross jokes.

  • @Jshmelo
    @Jshmelo 15 років тому +12

    "Those people have fucked with us, never!" LMAO LMAO!

  • @crespomatic
    @crespomatic  15 років тому +3

    this was recorded in 2003-2004.

  • @BlastingFatHerns
    @BlastingFatHerns 15 років тому

    I love Davids incite, awesome stuff. Cheers!

  • @crespomatic
    @crespomatic  15 років тому +2

    O.K. we understand his numbers are a little off. This was recorded the year of/after the war started.

  • @Littleneddygtw
    @Littleneddygtw 11 місяців тому

    This one still kills every time!

  • @adamcoe
    @adamcoe 4 місяці тому

    First time I heard that Lee Greenwood song was in ~1992...I was in the Boy Scouts at the time, and we went to this big ass mega camp near Cincinnati. I am Canadian and was not aware of the tune. The last night of the camp, there was a big sort of closing ceremony thing, and they had either a recording of it, or a guy playing it live (might have be Lee himself for all I know, it was a while ago), and all the Canadian kids were looking at each other just stunned as it played. We were seated on the ground, but every time the "and I'll gladly STAND UP" part came, everyone (but us, initially) stood up and saluted. We're talking several thousand kids, and their leaders. It was the creepiest, most North Korea bullshit I had ever witnessed.

  • @InKa4484
    @InKa4484 16 років тому +1

    I love david cross' common sense.

  • @SmoothRiker
    @SmoothRiker 16 років тому +7

    Lmao, yeah that's the best part. I'm tired of this Toby Keith patriotism bullshit. None of these people would ever put on fatigues and take a bullet for their platoon mates and country. They're just sitting back making money writing songs anybody could write.

    • @buckchile614
      @buckchile614 2 роки тому

      Their best reply can only be, " Well, at least I hunt(for fish)!"

  • @littleflags
    @littleflags 15 років тому

    i didn't notice the quotation marks in your previous comment. i thought you were saying those things; now i look at it and it looks like you were refuting them. my bad.

  • @gangofgreenhorns2672
    @gangofgreenhorns2672 4 роки тому +1

    0:38 Syria wasn't next, but it was close lol... fuck

  • @persephone4680
    @persephone4680 15 років тому +2

    OMG, Operation: Rest of the Brown Ones. Holy shit. He said it right didn't he? We're just ready to pick a fight with anyone different.

  • @maynardyorke
    @maynardyorke 16 років тому +4

    "911 remix" jesus, that's horribly hilarious

  • @Littleneddygtw
    @Littleneddygtw Рік тому

    I wanted to watch that video but didn’t have time as I had to cut out some marma Duke comics

  • @EthantheRailfanner
    @EthantheRailfanner 17 років тому

    What a persuasive argument! And I like oatmeal
    Have a nice Day

  • @Darusdei
    @Darusdei 15 років тому +3

    this over the top patriotism has always been so ridiculous :D

  • @justinjoseph6966
    @justinjoseph6966 3 роки тому

    I watch this every Memorial Day.😂

  • @EthantheRailfanner
    @EthantheRailfanner 17 років тому

    Freedom to be an idiot we have come full circle

  • @Idolcruisefix
    @Idolcruisefix 15 років тому

    testing post abilities, censors?

  • @SuperTrancend
    @SuperTrancend 14 років тому

    @00:34 = arizona "papers" bill.

  • @groa4
    @groa4 15 років тому

    you should disable comments

  • @MachineLegion
    @MachineLegion 15 років тому +2

    Patriotism in general is ridiculous lol.

    • @buckchile614
      @buckchile614 2 роки тому

      It's like you have to love your parent's even though they don't always love you

  • @EthantheRailfanner
    @EthantheRailfanner 17 років тому

    I was not trying to win you over

  • @Idolcruisefix
    @Idolcruisefix 15 років тому

    testing why!!!!! my post on 10 v/s 700 is not showing, if this shows, there is another example of you tube censorship, in my opinion after 10 posts of nothing

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 2 роки тому

    If you ever hear anyone making fun of people who are “triggered”, tell them that “God Bless the U.S.A.” by Lee Greenwood fucking sucks and then bask in the ensuing contradiction.

  • @nofunclub
    @nofunclub 12 років тому +1

    yup

  • @realitychurch9491
    @realitychurch9491 15 років тому

    @crespomatic EXACTLY!!

  • @gilligan80
    @gilligan80 6 років тому

    Im seriously not kidding.... the movie. .. it sucks we have to use movies to describe shit to idiots.... but the film green zone accurately depicts my experience in the invasion of Iraq. .. we were the lead unit from 3rd ID ..... my battery had been in Kuwait almost 8 months at the border BEFORE the invasion. .. we were a mechanized artillery unit and it was a mechanized invasion..... There were no major beach heads or air drops.... remember all the sandstorm photos. ... we were driving continuously through all of that. we found chemical weapons facilities that WERE NEVER USED... Anything any group found was either not entirely completed or never used .... the CIA sold Iraq information on weaponised LSD.... we found OOOOOOLD pamphlets at the facilities that described this as a weapon

  • @goosegaskins
    @goosegaskins 2 роки тому

    I guess Aaron Lewis missed this bit.

  • @jackhartcup
    @jackhartcup 15 років тому

    if that was a joke ur a legend

  • @Merely
    @Merely 4 місяці тому

    2024!

  • @NandoPena
    @NandoPena 16 років тому

    Frightening.

  • @pib06jm
    @pib06jm 16 років тому

    Very like Bill Hicks this bit.... which isn't a bad thing.

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 12 років тому

    Try 150x

  • @13wolfmoon
    @13wolfmoon 15 років тому

    yep

  • @Idolcruisefix
    @Idolcruisefix 15 років тому

    10,000 less iraqi's? iguess this was aired in the 90's, now try 700,000 iraqi's, may the liars who facilitate so much blood die or be imprisoned, may the usa be what it was meant to be, a symbol of freedom.

  • @nofunclub
    @nofunclub 15 років тому

    actually,
    it's a tid more than 10000 dead iraqis
    try x100

  • @fyadcorp
    @fyadcorp 12 років тому

    cool story bro.

  • @sheepthing
    @sheepthing 15 років тому

    Ralphie May? Ahhh hahahahahaha. No.

  • @ultimatehammer
    @ultimatehammer 15 років тому

    No, your are is

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 11 років тому

    I know that when I look for a really good stand up comedian, I always make sure to hire a fact checker.
    I wouldn't want all that comedy to be ruined by a faux fact.

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 12 років тому +1

    Thats supposed to be funny?

  • @70s80s
    @70s80s 14 років тому

    ROFL!

  • @cripplious
    @cripplious 12 років тому

    How about the fact that God Bless the USA was released back in 84. I hope he gets a better fact checkers

  • @grassburner
    @grassburner 15 років тому

    I been listening to a lot of David Cross this weekend. Everyone says how great he is. And I did like his Mr Show stuff. But he is a mediocre stand-up comedian at best. With a pretty big ego taboot. I much prefer Lewis Black or Ralphie May.

    • @jbmaitre5758
      @jbmaitre5758 3 роки тому +3

      David Cross is probably too intellectual for you to grasp his comedy - now that I have seen you have written "Ralphie May" I am not surprised you don't get David Cross's terrific comedy!!!!! He is actually one of the best stand-up comedians of the 21 century...

  • @Idolcruisefix
    @Idolcruisefix 15 років тому

    10,000 less iraqi's? iguess this was aired in the 90's, now try 700,000 iraqi's, may the liars who facilitate so much blood die or be imprisoned, may the usa be what it was meant to be, a symbol of freedom.