Audio RP 🛡️Saving an Adorable Paladin Girl... At Your Low Level?! [LitRPG] [F4A] [Silly]
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- You run towards the sounds of fighting in the woods.... And find a Paladin girl who is gravely injured! When you one-shot the level 20 monster attacking her, she has SO MANY QUESTIONS. What are you doing to get that strong!?
"Thanks; now I can talk to you like an actual person, and not as a tragic character in a town play; um ... speaking of, well--speaking ... I really am sorry about how I treated you just now. It wasn't right..."
Just as a heads-up, this audio is more of an 'audio RP' than an 'ASMR audio RP'. It's pretty balanced, so hopefully there's no loud noises to wake you up, but there's lots of action and fighting in the beginning. And I'm not speaking very softly, by request~
This audio was a commission script-fill by a lovely human with the pen name 'Phantom' and I believe it's in the style of a LitRPG~? (Literature RPG) I've never read them but some of my friends are crazy about that genre, it was fun to play in it~!
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💗 DISCRETIONARY THEMES AND TOPICS:
-Bug monsters being killed
-Fighting, injury, being near death
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This one isn't chaptered?
Paladin: What level are you?
Listener: I'm a speed runner.
Paladin: No what number is next to your name?
Listener: Number 1 baby (finger guns).
“W-where did this strength come from?!”
“100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10-kilometer run! Every single day! For three years!”
Lich: "I don't understand! How? How! How did you do it?! My plans, my undead army of orcs and dragons, my labyrinth, my compulsion spells... what are you?! How did you get so strong?!"
Nomad (AKA Stompy): "Well I helped my ma back home with the field and I had a cow that gave me milk."
“How did you do that”
“I rolled a natural 20”
Sounds about right 😂
I heard "long walks," and now stompy has a red fedora and sunglasses.
"You killed that monster so easily!"
Hmm... So, how about a round of gwent?
Listener feels like a Guard NPC with special stats that has recently gained sentience
That's luck. I have high luck status. And I'm lucky because i get to meet her too
Okay, I thought “Stomper” was just going to be from a village of near godlike power people.
Imagine him saying something like.
“You were nearly killed by a Bug, our Younglings can kill those things.”
A village of around 100ish inhabitants, who all think of those things as “Bugs”
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"... I, huh, I never learned how to level up properly... Must be the accumulated exp 😅"
THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BUILT DIFFERENT, BUILT STUPID". Before anyone asks it is from TheRussianBadger.
BUILT IN AN UNORTHODOX FASHION
@@hewhoisdark Constructed Alternatively
"You see, I might be low level but I'm using speed running stats to acquire end game loot early on so I can take on higher level threats with ease. Some might call it cheating, but winning is winning, doesn't matter how you do it."
The name just checks 😂
Who ever wrote this definitely watched that one anime I can't remember the name of but I know they know what I'm yapping about lol
Want my workout routine? It's 100 pushups, situps, squats, and a 10km rune
“Heed this, fledgling. This is the difference between you and I. Just as surely as strategy trumps instinct, talent will always surpass hard work.”
-Listener if they were just a _little_ more cocky
Smiting evil? That's a paladin. Laying on hands? That's a paladin. Following the paladin code? Oh, you better believe that's a paladin.
I might only prepare by taking walks through the woods, but they are very enthusiastic walks.
Have you found a vamperic priest yet?
The listener is built like an Imperial Guard mixed with the Ebony Warrior. Wouldn't want to break the law on their watch.
This is the result of getting betrayed by the party one too many times. You get a bit used to fighting above your weight class.
Amazing video!
Also, for those who want an anime with this exact vibe, watch "Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies moved to a starter town", it's silly, it's wholesome, it's simple, and the MC is an absolute beast even if he doesn't realize it!
I'm so glad someone else watched that series. I was thinking about it when listening to this.
For whatever reason i image us destroying the carry bug like how trunks sliced frieza in half.
imagine if the village had a statue of the listener and it turns out he died spearheading a defense against the bugs, so eventually he became a local figure of worship for protection, that's why he can effortlessly send bugs flying since his whole worship or legend is the defending of the village and killing of bugs
"I get saved by the most beautiful person I've ever seen in my life - *ignore* that last part." 🤣
If this is a DnD level 20, then dear lord, the listener is *obnoxiously* powerful. 😅
Thanks for the audio, Selude. And Merry Christmas!
There’s absolutely no way it’s on par with a Pit Fiend… right? That’s be absolutely ridiculous.
Listeners be like: Level 1 "Guard of the lvl20+ town"
The listener is probably just starting out their adventuring career and is from a village or city where everythingnis always high level so they're just naturally stronger than most.
this is now canonically what happened to Nomad from Crysis 1.
I absolutely love this character, sarcastic is funny
When you're a level 3 commoner/warrior but were born a Titan.
Really laughed out loud when she said "Wonder Thighs".
Easy answer: I'm farming stuff that gives great experiences
Let's just say, I like to go on very long and very enthusiastic walks
3:20 look, lady, I can't pound out the dent in your armor if you're still wearing it.
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😮cool
Ah yes preparing for a highly dangerous jobs by going on lots of very enthusiastic “walks”
I can’t be the only one that thinks the listener is an NPC, like that one NPC that just say “it’s a nice day for fishing huh huh”, right? 😂
Why does the paladin look like a female Emperor of Mankind though?
Because im him...
Yay, im early 🙃 .
Thanks for this video Selude.
Great as always 👏
When your a low level but makes rank
Selude! I wish you great merry Christmas and a happy holidays to you ❤❤
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you too~!!!
Funny thing, I'm currently playing a paladin in my biweekly D&D (we play every other Saturday). He's currently the only healer in the party. We're level 9 currently.
How did i kill it..... I played darksouls using only the starting weapon and abusing game mechanics
I just rolled a nat 20 idk what to tell you
I'm just HIM 😎😎😎
*laughs in double bag of holding trick*
(Haven't done a comment like this in a while, I hope you're doing well my friend) "as we walked to my village for the kind paladins resupply I neglected to to bring up my accidental attribute misclick in which was all into Crit damage (even if it's only 3 levels worth still a misclick nonetheless) so that may be the reason I "stomp" them as the paladin called it, I do hope to learn about this game more. Maybe she can help me learn more about these "carrier bugs" ~ Nomad (Stompy) the village guard. Besides all that it made me think (because I'm really into games, my thoughts as well are these "stragglers" of the bugs could be a "variant" of the Carrier bug due to them being so far away from home and such they could be a weaker variant to the basic Carrier bug. Sorry for the long message and nerd rant.
I would like to save her.
You got it confused, I am a sword warrior and some people call me a red swordstrike.
Bait used to be believa-
Did you undergo some sort of preparation?
Yes but a-g were not effective but preparation h works wonders
I'm on new game plus strats
What level am I? Well that depends. As of right now, I am a...
-- level 1 Gym Bro
-- level 3 Nutritionist
-- level 5 Traveler
-- level 10 Laborer
-- level 15 Writer
-- level 50 Gamer
-- level 200 Dork Enthusiast
-- and Level 3,000 Anime Hweeb 🤣
Hope you had a good day
Wait, so if im low-level, but i want to be a Paladin, am i a Gladiator or like a level 31 Paladin?
Yeaaahh…when I said I was level 1, I forgot to mention the 5 and 0 that followed 😅😏. I’m really a Level 150 Red Mage!
Hello there 😅
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