Back when we were around 10, 11, or 12, there was this one day at Dugsi that still has me in stitches every time I think about it. We went to madrasa almost every day except Sundays, but on this particular day, most of us didn’t know our Ashar. It wasn’t unusual for us to stop by the local shop on our way to Dugsi to grab snacks-a couple of sweets, a fizzy drink, our usual sugar rush. But on this day, we got a bit more ambitious. One of the lads spotted fart bombs at the shop, and just like that, we came up with the dumbest but funniest plan ever. We thought, “Why not set these off near our Moalim while we’re supposed to be giving our Ashar?” The idea was absolutely ridiculous, but at that age, it seemed like the best prank we could pull. We were young, silly, and full of mischief. So, we bought the fart bombs and headed to Dugsi, snacks in one hand and chaos in the other. Our madrasa had two Ustads: one Somali Sheikh, who was older and had been teaching us for what felt like forever, and another Ustad from Yemen. The Somali Sheikh-strict but expressive-was our target. We were nervous but too excited to back out now. We carefully placed the fart bombs in spots we knew he’d pass by, right as the crew was called up to recite Ashar. It didn’t take long for things to kick off. The first bomb went off, and I swear, the look on our Moalim’s face was priceless. He was convinced someone had a serious case of the runs. We watched him sniff the air, his face contorting in disbelief. “Who’s spreading this mess?” he muttered, shaking his head, sending a few of us to the toilet one after another, thinking that would fix the problem. But the smell lingered, and we were barely holding in our laughter. Soon enough, he had had enough. His patience ran out, and so did ours-he started whooping some of the lads who were closest to the smell, accusing them of spreading ‘bubble guts’. We tried to look innocent, but it was impossible to keep straight faces. Eventually, the Sheikh couldn’t take it anymore and cleared the entire classroom, dismissing us until the madrasa driver came to pick us up. Once we were outside, we tried playing volleyball to pass the time, but we couldn’t play properly. We were too busy laughing at what we had just pulled off. Every time someone tried to hit the ball, another wave of laughter hit us. We just couldn’t believe we’d actually done it. Our Moalim’s reactions, his absolute bewilderment, and the chaos we caused-it was too much. Even now, when I look back on that day, it still cracks me up. The sheer stupidity of the prank, the thrill of watching it unfold, and the way we all laughed until our stomachs hurt. It’s one of those memories that gets funnier every time you remember it.
When I was a kid, I used to do Karate and I got to black belt. At my black belt grading (the exam), I had just finished competing and they were about to call all the names of the people who had failed. Basically half the rooms name got called but me and my friends name hadn’t which means we had passed! We were sooo excited, and then they started calling up one by one the names of the kids who had passed. When my name was called I started running up to the front to collect my belt and certificate, but I slipped and fell flat on my stomach and slid across the whole sports hall on my stomach like some kinda PENGUIN. My karate senzei had to stop me with his foot so I didn’t slide under the table. 😭😭There were 200 people in that room and it was completely silent. I finally collected my certificate and belt but it didn’t feel like anything to celebrate anymore cause I was so embarassed 😔😔😂
Something I did in my childhood when I was like 3or 5 years old was I was running down stairs cuz my sister was leaving me and also running down stairs so I would start skipping stairs and jumping and on the last three steps I jumped off the stairs and I landed on a crisp packet so I slipped and fell of the sharp concrete stair edge and I went into a coma for 10 days to 15 days
Wait i havent been on yourube much but yesterday i searched diary room podcast and was hoping you guys have posted new vids but ive already watch the latest one and today you guys posted a new podcast im so happy :))
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The only story I can think of right now was when I was 11 and in my slime phase. One time I woke up extremely early , like I'm talking 6 am, and the sun was starting to rise. I was feeling a little creative so I decided to melt the new glue stick my dad bought for me to try to make slime. I thought I was Einstein, taking the glue out of the PLASTIC case and putting it in an empty clean jam jar with the PLASTIC wrapping still around it and put it in my microwave. The wrapper almost caught on fire and the glue exploded. I started panicking because the explosion was Louddd and thought I was going to get caught so I quickly got rid of the evidence, throwing the glass jar in the outside bin, and cleaned up the inside of the microwave. I jumped straight into bed and then when everyone in my family woke up at the normal time I acted like I didn't know what happened to the microwave. The microwave stopped working btw. And there was still glue residue that my sister, aka the snitch of the family, spotted. Thank god she didn't know what it was.
when i was like two or three me and my sister who was also young we were at home but we were bored so we both got our bikes and started riding outside our house but then we got bored so we decided to go further but we went to far and by then we were by the river and that couldn't gone rlly bad but then our neighbour was on a walk and saw us so he took us back home and told my mum where we were and my mum was really worried and we couldn't ride our bikes for a long time. ANYWAYS LOVE YOU GUYSS❤️❤️
What??? icl as a kid i thought pimples were so cute so i alwqys wanted them to but not to that extent for making duas for it in umrah but you were 7 so we gonna let it slide 😂
OKKK I HAVE TWO BIG FAT JUICY STORIES The first one is when I was a little younger i was either 6 or 7, I can’t remember. BUT BASICALLY, I'm playing with my little brother and for context in our house there’s a pillar in the middle of the kitchen and in the centre all around it there’s four sort of sharp edges around (it’s not really sharp but it's not soft either. So, what happened is that I'm chasing him around the pillar, and I swear I didn’t touch this guy when this happened. But what he did, which is a mistake on his behalf. This guy looked back at me to see how close I was and when he looked back to the front his forehead went SMASH into the sharp corner………. And in the kitchen was my mom and sister they hadn’t realised what had happened cuz he didn’t make any noise he was in a little shock but before he can say anything I dragged him upstairs to the toilet. Till this day I'm so proud that he kept shut the guy didn’t cry or make a sound. You know what I don’t know why I took it upon myself to stitch him up but I tried…… I'm so stupid it wasn’t even my fault but, in that moment, I panicked, and I just knew they were gonna blame me. SO BACK TO THE STORY we are in the bathroom and moona I wasn’t smart like you…… I used the toilet roll and tried to clean the blood off his face. This guy was bleeding A LOT like it just wouldn’t stop and I used half the toilet roll and was throwing it away in THE BIN not even the toilet so I can flush it omg…. But anyway it stopped at some point only a little I held the tissue on his forehead and told him to sit in my room….. LONG STORY SHORT my dad found out. How may you ask? Because of the bloodied tissues in the bin he literally screamed in the house saying ‘who the hell is bleeding this much?!’ and I brought down my victim and the blame was put on me… as excepted. He got 8 stitches. OK second story ill keep this short and leave the details out. But what happened is 9 year old me went right outside my house to get my big brother an ice cream. I go get one. And my little brother crosses the road. And so I think ok road is clear since he ran across. I'm walking…taking my time and BAAAAM!!!! Got hit by a car. Literally. I remember vividly I was in the air no joke guys. And a family friend on that road was watching outside the window and saw me fly in the air and roll down. But Subhanallah I was literally saved by Allah because I didn’t feel the pain that I should have felt with a hit like that. (and at first I didn’t believe her but then a day later my neighbours NEIGHBOUR knocked on our door and gave me ONE of my shoe that was found in their garden…. God knows where the other one is. And so then I believed that ok I flew) Anyway the car kept driving off. I screamed. Like …..screamed screamed. The ice cream driver looks out his window looks at the car speeding away… puts two and two together and starts speeding after him (he was so cute for this) ok then the people who were waiting for the ice cream run over to me making sure I was ok and asking where I lived. Obviously, a word isn’t coming out my mouth I'm too shocked to speak so my brother leads them to it. I fell right Infront of it btw. Ok basically the police come starts asking me questions and what had happened. And I say…….i fell over a rock. Now hear me out. I knew exactly what happened BUT I'm 9 YEARS OLD I WATCHED TOO MANY MOVIES…….and so I thought if I told them a guy ran me over… 9 year old me thought he was going to find me and come after me if I snitched. Sooooooooooo they all thought I got a memory loss and took me to the hospital khalas. Till this day I feel so bad I put the nurses and staff through unnecessary work just cuz I lied and especially now as a student nurse this memory never leaves my mind. ALSOOOOOO I just found out recently that a few months later the same guy who ran me over came back and asked around for me asking if ‘ the girl that got hit was okay’ AND the ice cream van had come and checked if I was okay he wasn’t able to catch him but bless him he tried.
Can’t lie. When Aisha says she’s got a birth mark on her bum and muna says she showed them. Tearsssss fell from my eyes. Having me cackling and crying😭😭
17:40 OK this is a story… so me and my siblings were hyper children and used to play fight right … and then a hole appeared in the wall cus they low key pushed me (thin walls) and then there was a dent and i used to pick at it and eat massive chunks of dry wall from the wall. Alhamdulillah we were in the trenches so i had an excuse and used to lie and say the rats in the walls were eating it, but it was always just me. Don’t worry YALL I’ve recovered and survived 💃 🦸♀️😝
My childhood story y'all better read this cause i aint typin a paragraph for nothing. So when me and my friends were in like year 5 we were young lil girls and one day the high school kids came over to our side of school to "help" us with work and stuff. My friend grew a massavie crush on this one guy he was jocky and stuff. So that day we were giggling ands tuff and at lunch we snuck inside the school at break an we were on the highschool side. My friend was walking in a PACKED hallway adn we didnt see a puddle and my friend (who had the crush) slipped and FELL you could hear a "WACK" and legit everybody stopped what they were doing conversations were paused and stared at us lil kids and the guy was there BESIDE US staring down at us didnt even help her or nun (he didnt even laugh💀 )and the principal watched us too. She stayed on the ground for a long 2 minutes before she got up and left silently plus we were telling her to get up but she wouldnt😭😭. (ps. the guys homeless now.)
A story is when I was younger every time my siblings did something to me or annoy me I would spit in their food and drink when they weren’t looking or I would go to their room and take something or I would go through their stuff when I was bored like for candy or just to going shopping in their closet for fun and when I got caught I would say walahi I didn’t do it😊
When i was 14 i was in for masjid lessons (quran lessons) and me and my friend were done with our lesson for the day so the teacher let us take a break. While we were on our break we noticed that the headteacher (aka the man who leads the prayers as the imam) left his spot in the prayer area unattended to go wudu bc it was nearly maghrib. After like a minute of him leaving, my friend suggested that we should a prank on him. A little funny harmless prank and i said YOLO why not. Before i could even blink, he pulled out a whoopee cushion and said HEHEHEHEH 😈. I was scared at first bc there r security cameras everywhere and that we would get caught, but after like two minutes of him waffling like dua always does. I agreed. He blew into and placed it under the imam(aka the headteachers) prayer mat and we left back to our class. Couple minutes later, he comes out and starts the prayer. Everything is fine until we go into sujood. As he puts head down. The loudest fart noise can be heard. And mind u he is wearing a mic so that the whole mosque can hear him. And after the fart noise everyone being the little kids we are, we bust out laughing and had to start the prayer again. This was when i was 14 and i am now 24 so its been a decade but i still feel like that has maybe traumatised him a bit. But yh soo… whats ur favourite ice cream
When I was around 6, me and my little brother who was a year younger was trying to get something off of a chest of drawers in our main bedroom back then. And these drawers had like 2 handles on either end. And bear in mind the chest was about 5 drawers long so we both stood on one of the handles on each end trying to reach whatever it was. And the drawer was toppling over and me being older, jumped off. This idiot stayed on and the whole drawer fell on him😭 and there I am stood there just crying. TELL ME WHY I WASNT CALLING FOR HELP. My mum runs upstairs hearing a big thud and the brothers there under the drawer and once she gets him out, I WAS BEAT😭😭😭😭
back in preschool I was 5 or 6 and mind yall my preschool was connected to a elementary and middle school. It was early in the morning and everyone was playing outside waiting for class to start and idk how it started but all I remember was this guy chasing me, I think we were playing tag or something but all I know is that he was targeting me for no reason so I went to hide and I knew that there was only one place he wouldn't think I would go to. The guys restroom 😭. I went and I hid behind the door to the guys restroom just sitting there waiting for the bell to ring. That was until all I hear is BOOM and smack the door hits me , and my head starting to feel hot, this girl just kicked the door open for no reason while I was behind it. mind y'all this girl looked like she was in middle school so my little 6 year old self was not finna say anything. so I just kept waiting and then finally the bell rings and I walk out to go find my mom. while I was walking everyyyyoneee was staring but I just thought nothing of it until I walk up to my mom and her face drops in horror and she starts yelling in arabic asking me what happened and I start tell her wdym what happened that was until I touched above my eyebrow and saw the blood on my hand😭.then i went to the principals office and they just wiped it and put a bandaid over it and sent me to class but eventually they sent me home because every minute they had to change my bandaid, so i went home and now i have a scar from it ( P.S. a week later my mom got robbed because i wanted to ride my scooter to school)😭
When I was 11, (My mom hates animals) and one day I brought a bunny as a pet from the souq and hid it in my room and one day I came back from school and found it cooked on a table 😭😭
17:16 another story off mine was one again at mosque.. i thought it was a good idea to put my legs through the sleeves of my coat( guys dont come for me idk why everything was at mosque w my coat okay) ANYWAYSSS i also did that every day and i was a big back so i did end up getting my legs stuck and my teacher had to pull it off🫣
17:16 erm so…. I was in mosque right and my appa (mosque teacher) always showed up a bit later so me and my friends would mess about. At this point i had a very stupid idea in mind and i decided to my coat on a hanger, put my arms through it… and obviously im a big back gyal so erm after doing is for sometime i broke the peg. Oopsies hehe
I have so many stories😭😭 1) I was 3 yrs old and I saw that my mom was ironing. She stepped away for a second and I was like « let me try » I grabbed the iron and did my little big one and I ironed the clothes but when I went to put the iron down the hot part hit my chin and there’s still a scar today many years later! 2) I went to my friends house and we were jumping on her new coach. We were 3 years old. There was a glass table right I front of us. I jumped too high missed the coach and sliced my eyebrow on the table. My eyebrow never grew back and the scar is very visible. 3) I was 5 and I was visiting family (during winter). My idiot self had my puffer jacket on backwards with the hood covering my face. I walked straight into something that felt like the corner of a wall. I now have a dent next to my eye. 4) I was 8 and was l was doing regular house chores. My chore that day was to vacuum the rug. As I was going to plug in the cord, I didn’t realize that I was stepping on the cord. The cord had what looked like a chunk chewed off it and that was the part I was stepping on. As soon as plugged it in I got electrocuted. I jumped so high and ran off. I had a huge bruise on the bottom of my foot and remember having to put my foot in the tub with cold water. The bruise is gone now!
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BROO I got so giggly the first 4 mins of the video missed you guys fr been re listening to old pods for two months 😂🫶🏽
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Back when we were around 10, 11, or 12, there was this one day at Dugsi that still has me in stitches every time I think about it. We went to madrasa almost every day except Sundays, but on this particular day, most of us didn’t know our Ashar. It wasn’t unusual for us to stop by the local shop on our way to Dugsi to grab snacks-a couple of sweets, a fizzy drink, our usual sugar rush. But on this day, we got a bit more ambitious. One of the lads spotted fart bombs at the shop, and just like that, we came up with the dumbest but funniest plan ever.
We thought, “Why not set these off near our Moalim while we’re supposed to be giving our Ashar?” The idea was absolutely ridiculous, but at that age, it seemed like the best prank we could pull. We were young, silly, and full of mischief. So, we bought the fart bombs and headed to Dugsi, snacks in one hand and chaos in the other.
Our madrasa had two Ustads: one Somali Sheikh, who was older and had been teaching us for what felt like forever, and another Ustad from Yemen. The Somali Sheikh-strict but expressive-was our target. We were nervous but too excited to back out now. We carefully placed the fart bombs in spots we knew he’d pass by, right as the crew was called up to recite Ashar.
It didn’t take long for things to kick off. The first bomb went off, and I swear, the look on our Moalim’s face was priceless. He was convinced someone had a serious case of the runs. We watched him sniff the air, his face contorting in disbelief. “Who’s spreading this mess?” he muttered, shaking his head, sending a few of us to the toilet one after another, thinking that would fix the problem. But the smell lingered, and we were barely holding in our laughter.
Soon enough, he had had enough. His patience ran out, and so did ours-he started whooping some of the lads who were closest to the smell, accusing them of spreading ‘bubble guts’. We tried to look innocent, but it was impossible to keep straight faces. Eventually, the Sheikh couldn’t take it anymore and cleared the entire classroom, dismissing us until the madrasa driver came to pick us up.
Once we were outside, we tried playing volleyball to pass the time, but we couldn’t play properly. We were too busy laughing at what we had just pulled off. Every time someone tried to hit the ball, another wave of laughter hit us. We just couldn’t believe we’d actually done it. Our Moalim’s reactions, his absolute bewilderment, and the chaos we caused-it was too much.
Even now, when I look back on that day, it still cracks me up. The sheer stupidity of the prank, the thrill of watching it unfold, and the way we all laughed until our stomachs hurt. It’s one of those memories that gets funnier every time you remember it.
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Oh my gosh, this made me laugh😭
the way i was screaming along with you guys for the first 15 seconds of the video omggg missed you guysss
i’m almost crying of happiness omgggggggg i’ve been waiting TOO long.
Duaa saying she saved her brother's life when in reality if she didn't pick him up, he wouldn't have been in that position😭
She lives in delululand 💀
Duaa’s reaction to Muna saying she got the Hoover is killing me
when i was a kid and my parents asked me to wash the dishes, I used to eat the dish soap suds before I put the dirty dishes in the water
Wallah I need another car talks ❤😂
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When I was a kid, I used to do Karate and I got to black belt. At my black belt grading (the exam), I had just finished competing and they were about to call all the names of the people who had failed. Basically half the rooms name got called but me and my friends name hadn’t which means we had passed! We were sooo excited, and then they started calling up one by one the names of the kids who had passed. When my name was called I started running up to the front to collect my belt and certificate, but I slipped and fell flat on my stomach and slid across the whole sports hall on my stomach like some kinda PENGUIN. My karate senzei had to stop me with his foot so I didn’t slide under the table. 😭😭There were 200 people in that room and it was completely silent. I finally collected my certificate and belt but it didn’t feel like anything to celebrate anymore cause I was so embarassed 😔😔😂
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Something I did in my childhood when I was like 3or 5 years old was I was running down stairs cuz my sister was leaving me and also running down stairs so I would start skipping stairs and jumping and on the last three steps I jumped off the stairs and I landed on a crisp packet so I slipped and fell of the sharp concrete stair edge and I went into a coma for 10 days to 15 days
Thank god ur back. I haven’t had this good of a laugh in a WHILEEE 😭
Took u guys long enough to post happy ur back❤
LETS GOOOO ALHAMDULLIAH YOU GUYS ARE BASCIALLY MY OLDER SISTERS I SWEAR (eldest daughter here)
Wait i havent been on yourube much but yesterday i searched diary room podcast and was hoping you guys have posted new vids but ive already watch the latest one and today you guys posted a new podcast im so happy :))
Ngl this is the first podcast I started watching/listening to in my LIFEEEE(since like they started posting 3 yrs ago) WALLAHI you guys are the best girls ever may Allah bless you guys and have rahma on you gals xoxoooooo
I was listening to the podcast but had to switch to the yt video when y’all started the cineplex story cuz it was FUNNYYY
The only story I can think of right now was when I was 11 and in my slime phase. One time I woke up extremely early , like I'm talking 6 am, and the sun was starting to rise. I was feeling a little creative so I decided to melt the new glue stick my dad bought for me to try to make slime. I thought I was Einstein, taking the glue out of the PLASTIC case and putting it in an empty clean jam jar with the PLASTIC wrapping still around it and put it in my microwave.
The wrapper almost caught on fire and the glue exploded. I started panicking because the explosion was Louddd and thought I was going to get caught so I quickly got rid of the evidence, throwing the glass jar in the outside bin, and cleaned up the inside of the microwave.
I jumped straight into bed and then when everyone in my family woke up at the normal time I acted like I didn't know what happened to the microwave. The microwave stopped working btw. And there was still glue residue that my sister, aka the snitch of the family, spotted. Thank god she didn't know what it was.
No the way i SCREAAAAAMEDDDD ive missed u guys so muchhh😭😭
when i was like two or three me and my sister who was also young we were at home but we were bored so we both got our bikes and started riding outside our house but then we got bored so we decided to go further but we went to far and by then we were by the river and that couldn't gone rlly bad but then our neighbour was on a walk and saw us so he took us back home and told my mum where we were and my mum was really worried and we couldn't ride our bikes for a long time. ANYWAYS LOVE YOU GUYSS❤️❤️
Bro I've never laughed at a pod this much.... rlly missed you lot
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At 7 and a half, I went for umrah trip and made lots of dua for pimples🙂
What??? icl as a kid i thought pimples were so cute so i alwqys wanted them to but not to that extent for making duas for it in umrah but you were 7 so we gonna let it slide 😂
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OKKK I HAVE TWO BIG FAT JUICY STORIES
The first one is when I was a little younger i was either 6 or 7, I can’t remember. BUT BASICALLY, I'm playing with my little brother and for context in our house there’s a pillar in the middle of the kitchen and in the centre all around it there’s four sort of sharp edges around (it’s not really sharp but it's not soft either. So, what happened is that I'm chasing him around the pillar, and I swear I didn’t touch this guy when this happened. But what he did, which is a mistake on his behalf. This guy looked back at me to see how close I was and when he looked back to the front his forehead went SMASH into the sharp corner……….
And in the kitchen was my mom and sister they hadn’t realised what had happened cuz he didn’t make any noise he was in a little shock but before he can say anything I dragged him upstairs to the toilet. Till this day I'm so proud that he kept shut the guy didn’t cry or make a sound. You know what I don’t know why I took it upon myself to stitch him up but I tried…… I'm so stupid it wasn’t even my fault but, in that moment, I panicked, and I just knew they were gonna blame me. SO BACK TO THE STORY we are in the bathroom and moona I wasn’t smart like you…… I used the toilet roll and tried to clean the blood off his face. This guy was bleeding A LOT like it just wouldn’t stop and I used half the toilet roll and was throwing it away in THE BIN not even the toilet so I can flush it omg…. But anyway it stopped at some point only a little I held the tissue on his forehead and told him to sit in my room….. LONG STORY SHORT my dad found out. How may you ask? Because of the bloodied tissues in the bin he literally screamed in the house saying ‘who the hell is bleeding this much?!’ and I brought down my victim and the blame was put on me… as excepted. He got 8 stitches.
OK second story ill keep this short and leave the details out. But what happened is 9 year old me went right outside my house to get my big brother an ice cream. I go get one. And my little brother crosses the road. And so I think ok road is clear since he ran across. I'm walking…taking my time and BAAAAM!!!! Got hit by a car. Literally. I remember vividly I was in the air no joke guys. And a family friend on that road was watching outside the window and saw me fly in the air and roll down. But Subhanallah I was literally saved by Allah because I didn’t feel the pain that I should have felt with a hit like that. (and at first I didn’t believe her but then a day later my neighbours NEIGHBOUR knocked on our door and gave me ONE of my shoe that was found in their garden…. God knows where the other one is. And so then I believed that ok I flew)
Anyway the car kept driving off. I screamed. Like …..screamed screamed. The ice cream driver looks out his window looks at the car speeding away… puts two and two together and starts speeding after him (he was so cute for this) ok then the people who were waiting for the ice cream run over to me making sure I was ok and asking where I lived. Obviously, a word isn’t coming out my mouth I'm too shocked to speak so my brother leads them to it. I fell right Infront of it btw. Ok basically the police come starts asking me questions and what had happened. And I say…….i fell over a rock. Now hear me out. I knew exactly what happened BUT I'm 9 YEARS OLD I WATCHED TOO MANY MOVIES…….and so I thought if I told them a guy ran me over… 9 year old me thought he was going to find me and come after me if I snitched. Sooooooooooo they all thought I got a memory loss and took me to the hospital khalas.
Till this day I feel so bad I put the nurses and staff through unnecessary work just cuz I lied and especially now as a student nurse this memory never leaves my mind.
ALSOOOOOO I just found out recently that a few months later the same guy who ran me over came back and asked around for me asking if ‘ the girl that got hit was okay’ AND the ice cream van had come and checked if I was okay he wasn’t able to catch him but bless him he tried.
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OMGAWWWDDD! IVE BEEN WAITING TOO LONG
Can’t lie. When Aisha says she’s got a birth mark on her bum and muna says she showed them. Tearsssss fell from my eyes. Having me cackling and crying😭😭
the chocolate story from ashia reminded me of my dad Allah yerhamo😭😭 he did that with me and my. siblings but i still have a sweet tooth 😂
17:40 OK this is a story… so me and my siblings were hyper children and used to play fight right … and then a hole appeared in the wall cus they low key pushed me (thin walls) and then there was a dent and i used to pick at it and eat massive chunks of dry wall from the wall. Alhamdulillah we were in the trenches so i had an excuse and used to lie and say the rats in the walls were eating it, but it was always just me.
Don’t worry YALL I’ve recovered and survived 💃 🦸♀️😝
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My childhood story y'all better read this cause i aint typin a paragraph for nothing. So when me and my friends were in like year 5 we were young lil girls and one day the high school kids came over to our side of school to "help" us with work and stuff. My friend grew a massavie crush on this one guy he was jocky and stuff. So that day we were giggling ands tuff and at lunch we snuck inside the school at break an we were on the highschool side. My friend was walking in a PACKED hallway adn we didnt see a puddle and my friend (who had the crush) slipped and FELL you could hear a "WACK" and legit everybody stopped what they were doing conversations were paused and stared at us lil kids and the guy was there BESIDE US staring down at us didnt even help her or nun (he didnt even laugh💀 )and the principal watched us too. She stayed on the ground for a long 2 minutes before she got up and left silently plus we were telling her to get up but she wouldnt😭😭. (ps. the guys homeless now.)
I was full engaged and reading and got absolutely flabbergasted with the p.s the gys homeless now. NAHHHHHH😭
@@ayahh3523 He is, he hops from homes 😭😭
@@doodles1494 uhhhhhh what....💀karma i guess...???😭
Ik you guys have so much to do but please don’t neglect this podcast or be inconsistent because I can’t eat dinner without you guys :(
26:17 I AM CRYINGGG😭😭😭😭
Earlyy !! Love you guys 💖💖💖
A story is when I was younger every time my siblings did something to me or annoy me I would spit in their food and drink when they weren’t looking or I would go to their room and take something or I would go through their stuff when I was bored like for candy or just to going shopping in their closet for fun and when I got caught I would say walahi I didn’t do it😊
Not caught I never got caught but when they would ask who took it I would never admit it and till this day they don’t know
Sorry if my grammar is bad but if u guys see this I love you guys🫶🫶🫶
My favourite podcast is baaaaaack 💙💜🩷
There back!!!! 🩷💜🩵
MISSED YIU GUYS ❤!!
When i was 14 i was in for masjid lessons (quran lessons) and me and my friend were done with our lesson for the day so the teacher let us take a break. While we were on our break we noticed that the headteacher (aka the man who leads the prayers as the imam) left his spot in the prayer area unattended to go wudu bc it was nearly maghrib. After like a minute of him leaving, my friend suggested that we should a prank on him. A little funny harmless prank and i said YOLO why not. Before i could even blink, he pulled out a whoopee cushion and said HEHEHEHEH 😈. I was scared at first bc there r security cameras everywhere and that we would get caught, but after like two minutes of him waffling like dua always does. I agreed. He blew into and placed it under the imam(aka the headteachers) prayer mat and we left back to our class. Couple minutes later, he comes out and starts the prayer. Everything is fine until we go into sujood. As he puts head down. The loudest fart noise can be heard. And mind u he is wearing a mic so that the whole mosque can hear him. And after the fart noise everyone being the little kids we are, we bust out laughing and had to start the prayer again. This was when i was 14 and i am now 24 so its been a decade but i still feel like that has maybe traumatised him a bit. But yh soo… whats ur favourite ice cream
LMFAO THIS WAS FUNNY😭
IMMM SOO EXCITEDDD
When I was around 6, me and my little brother who was a year younger was trying to get something off of a chest of drawers in our main bedroom back then. And these drawers had like 2 handles on either end. And bear in mind the chest was about 5 drawers long so we both stood on one of the handles on each end trying to reach whatever it was. And the drawer was toppling over and me being older, jumped off. This idiot stayed on and the whole drawer fell on him😭 and there I am stood there just crying. TELL ME WHY I WASNT CALLING FOR HELP. My mum runs upstairs hearing a big thud and the brothers there under the drawer and once she gets him out, I WAS BEAT😭😭😭😭
i misseddd the podcastsssss
back in preschool I was 5 or 6 and mind yall my preschool was connected to a elementary and middle school. It was early in the morning and everyone was playing outside waiting for class to start and idk how it started but all I remember was this guy chasing me, I think we were playing tag or something but all I know is that he was targeting me for no reason so I went to hide and I knew that there was only one place he wouldn't think I would go to. The guys restroom 😭. I went and I hid behind the door to the guys restroom just sitting there waiting for the bell to ring. That was until all I hear is BOOM and smack the door hits me , and my head starting to feel hot, this girl just kicked the door open for no reason while I was behind it. mind y'all this girl looked like she was in middle school so my little 6 year old self was not finna say anything. so I just kept waiting and then finally the bell rings and I walk out to go find my mom. while I was walking everyyyyoneee was staring but I just thought nothing of it until I walk up to my mom and her face drops in horror and she starts yelling in arabic asking me what happened and I start tell her wdym what happened that was until I touched above my eyebrow and saw the blood on my hand😭.then i went to the principals office and they just wiped it and put a bandaid over it and sent me to class but eventually they sent me home because every minute they had to change my bandaid, so i went home and now i have a scar from it ( P.S. a week later my mom got robbed because i wanted to ride my scooter to school)😭
When I was 11, (My mom hates animals) and one day I brought a bunny as a pet from the souq and hid it in my room and one day I came back from school and found it cooked on a table 😭😭
Vibes ❤❤❤
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i feel you guys should post your podcasts on your normal channel😊
AGHHH OMG WEEKLY, ❤
17:16 another story off mine was one again at mosque.. i thought it was a good idea to put my legs through the sleeves of my coat( guys dont come for me idk why everything was at mosque w my coat okay) ANYWAYSSS i also did that every day and i was a big back so i did end up getting my legs stuck and my teacher had to pull it off🫣
The Girls are back
I cut a fringe to at my aunties wedding and my auntie literally beaten me up and that day long day😂😂🎉🎉😢😢😅😅😅
The abandonment is crazyy how can we trust yall 💔💔💔
We’re sorryyyyyy
23:17 guys not too much on south. it’s on top.
They went for 10 weeks but we get weekly vids!!!! Fair trade
Right so when i was 6 or 7 i convinced my friend that I could control the weather, like id acc "show" her and she acc believed me
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Diary Room Girls you should do a podcast about you being Somali
When I was young like 9ys
i used to put coloured pencils in my trousers to steal them !😍 18:25
Finally remembered the password to the account 😢
17:16 erm so…. I was in mosque right and my appa (mosque teacher) always showed up a bit later so me and my friends would mess about. At this point i had a very stupid idea in mind and i decided to my coat on a hanger, put my arms through it… and obviously im a big back gyal so erm after doing is for sometime i broke the peg. Oopsies hehe
Omg guys I need y'all to tell me if I should watch Blink Twice, Cause a lot of ppl advise against watching it and I'm scared
23:29 AS SOON AS I ENTER NW I HEAR GUNSHOTS NTM😭😭😭
make one abt teenage mistakeeeees
Bro I keep coming so early
nah u lot need time out cos u did the exact same 3 month hiatus last year asw 😭
immigrant squared😭
Do yah only make podcasts then ya money is low??🤨
Stop screaming so much its annoying tryna listen and enjoy but have my eardrums burst at the same time
There’s this beautiful thing and it’s called a volume button xx
what kind of bipolar disorder is this 💀
Then dont watch?
@@Summer20252 i was thinking what kind of hate is this?💀
weekly podcasts is justttt the thing i need mid school yearrr 🤍
I have so many stories😭😭
1) I was 3 yrs old and I saw that my mom was ironing. She stepped away for a second and I was like « let me try » I grabbed the iron and did my little big one and I ironed the clothes but when I went to put the iron down the hot part hit my chin and there’s still a scar today many years later!
2) I went to my friends house and we were jumping on her new coach. We were 3 years old. There was a glass table right I front of us. I jumped too high missed the coach and sliced my eyebrow on the table. My eyebrow never grew back and the scar is very visible.
3) I was 5 and I was visiting family (during winter). My idiot self had my puffer jacket on backwards with the hood covering my face. I walked straight into something that felt like the corner of a wall. I now have a dent next to my eye.
4) I was 8 and was l was doing regular house chores. My chore that day was to vacuum the rug. As I was going to plug in the cord, I didn’t realize that I was stepping on the cord. The cord had what looked like a chunk chewed off it and that was the part I was stepping on. As soon as plugged it in I got electrocuted. I jumped so high and ran off. I had a huge bruise on the bottom of my foot and remember having to put my foot in the tub with cold water. The bruise is gone now!
why are all your stores so painful😭
During one of my mock exams. I skipped a few at a community squash room. And my parents had no idea. To this day they still don’t know. 🥲