Insecure Inventor Refuses To Budge When Told By Managing Director | Dragons' Den

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  • @Jiang-
    @Jiang- 5 років тому +2107

    "I'm Barry the inventor who invented this" This is how y'all make an introduction take notes lads

    • @joshplatojohn12345hsbs
      @joshplatojohn12345hsbs 5 років тому +82

      You said y’all which made me think you were American but then you said lads. Where are you from lol

    • @CrewofBigW
      @CrewofBigW 5 років тому +52

      Me when I have to write a 3000 word essay

    • @joshplatojohn12345hsbs
      @joshplatojohn12345hsbs 5 років тому +4

      BS Handle Created no idea what you’re on about

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 років тому +50

      I'm Bob the Builder who builded this.

    • @bigmoose7
      @bigmoose7 5 років тому +4

      TheOakster STEVEEEEEE

  • @lukebarker547
    @lukebarker547 5 років тому +1286

    "I'm a, I'm a father of three... I'm very sorry."

    • @TheeLempicka
      @TheeLempicka 5 років тому +27

      Luke Barker LMAOOO

    • @samione
      @samione 4 роки тому +79

      Oh no worries! We all make some mistakes.

    • @xanthrax8207
      @xanthrax8207 4 роки тому +5

      @@TheeLempicka 😂😂😂

    • @simonbecker6070
      @simonbecker6070 4 роки тому +29

      He should be , contributing to all this overpopulation🤣

    • @MrBlitzpunk
      @MrBlitzpunk 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah that was an actual existential crisis he's having there

  • @xuchilbara21392
    @xuchilbara21392 5 років тому +1681

    I like binging dragons den, while drinking my coffee, sitting in my chair and feel as if I were the sixt dragon, silently judging and criticizing their business model as well even though I have zero idea about how a company works

    • @pablomort9024
      @pablomort9024 5 років тому +75

      That’s the only way to watch Dragons den. Judge away

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 5 років тому +38

      That's exactly why Al Gore invented the internet.

    • @osomorose
      @osomorose 5 років тому +45

      All you need is this: "Well first of all I think your valuation is completely absurd"

    • @TheGreatLabowski
      @TheGreatLabowski 5 років тому +1

      Same here

    • @porkwoofles3909
      @porkwoofles3909 5 років тому +9

      Welcome to the Den, Dragon.

  • @goodkisser8591
    @goodkisser8591 5 років тому +756

    I love how everyone from the old series’ sound so out of breath from probably doing multiple takes of them walking up the stairs

  • @lisasteigerwald6033
    @lisasteigerwald6033 4 роки тому +252

    I was thinking “Why did they send this guy to pitch if there’s another guy? He’s gotta be better than this guy.” And then we met the other guy 😂

    • @AN-en4qu
      @AN-en4qu 3 роки тому +6

      😂🤣😅

    • @johnjones6601
      @johnjones6601 Рік тому +2

      Hahaha 😂

    • @kitsunewhisker
      @kitsunewhisker Рік тому +4

      LOL - Barry should have stayed downstairs

    • @doyourownresearch7297
      @doyourownresearch7297 7 місяців тому +3

      yeah. it was such a surprise to bring him out. I am surprised he didnt have a pewter mug filled with his finest dwarven ale.

  • @tia.p
    @tia.p 5 років тому +1247

    back the the day when dragons den didn’t even have a lift yet lol.

    • @michalwalks
      @michalwalks 5 років тому +116

      They still don't have a lift, they just got 2 lift doors, lol.

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem 5 років тому +40

      You know it's not a real lift right lol. You're not even in it and its tricking you

    • @tia.p
      @tia.p 5 років тому +4

      Rastaman193 LMAOOOOO

    • @tnetroP
      @tnetroP 5 років тому +28

      It's a studio set with a fake lift.

    • @onlyme9254
      @onlyme9254 5 років тому +19

      Different studio single floor including 2 fake lift doors! Look at the transition between the studio floor to the "lift" to the other side! Timber floor fitted flush to steel treadplate on both sides!

  • @bee1978
    @bee1978 5 років тому +449

    LMAO. Peter sounds so young and gentle. taking his baby steps in the den.

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 5 років тому +13

      Hes an original dragon?

    • @anj000
      @anj000 5 років тому +34

      @@stitcha123 he is. The last one.

    • @bee1978
      @bee1978 5 років тому +68

      7:37 peters response to the 600 mil valuation is so polite. fast forward 5 years and he would have ripped them a nice butt hole

    • @tobias5740
      @tobias5740 5 років тому +43

      @@stitcha123 This was the very first pitch in all of dragons den! So, these 5 are the original dragons.

    • @ZeroSOFInfinity
      @ZeroSOFInfinity 5 років тому +3

      @@bee1978 think after listening to a lot of total bullcrap from other "entrepreneurs", you will also do the same.......

  • @ells101
    @ells101 2 роки тому +191

    I've never seen a Barry who looks so much like a Barry. He is a perfect little Barry. Incredible.

    • @johnjones6601
      @johnjones6601 Рік тому +9

      'Bazza' to those in the know.😁

    • @cockpiss9260
      @cockpiss9260 Рік тому +4

      Fun fact: no-one has ever met a baby named Barry.

    • @WaniZame
      @WaniZame Рік тому +6

      The Barryiest Barry of them all.
      The only other Barry that comes close is Barry from Eastenders and he wasn’t even a real Barry.

    • @tobyanderson5360
      @tobyanderson5360 Рік тому

      Chuckle brothers

    • @5950ziel
      @5950ziel 11 місяців тому +1

      The other perfect Barry was in en episode with water producing machine.

  • @thesilenthero422
    @thesilenthero422 4 роки тому +110

    "Actually you just lost my interest" wiped the smirk off his face real quick

    • @wisdomseeker3362
      @wisdomseeker3362 3 роки тому +5

      Sure did!
      At first he was scared and afraid .
      Then he became slightly fearful with cockiness. 🐓
      Besides stage fright, there seems to be a bit of a psychopathic trait.
      Cue the 02:26 mark. 🤣💦

  • @lloyd355
    @lloyd355 5 років тому +418

    Im Barry haig, the inventor who invented this invention that i, Barry haig invented using my skills as an inventor to invent this invention.

    • @januarybaby1063
      @januarybaby1063 5 років тому +9

      Whats the name again?

    • @funkysquirrel3120
      @funkysquirrel3120 5 років тому +9

      Yo Dawg, I heard you like inventions.....

    • @liamcowley8630
      @liamcowley8630 4 роки тому

      Lloyd 😂😂😂

    • @senbontorii2680
      @senbontorii2680 4 роки тому +6

      Ah, the invention. The invention invented by Barry. The invention invented specifically by Barry the inventor. Barry's invention.

    • @wisdomseeker3362
      @wisdomseeker3362 3 роки тому

      @@senbontorii2680 🤣💦

  • @theangrybrownman1411
    @theangrybrownman1411 5 років тому +541

    "The baby dream machine...the business...the uh...Im a father of 3, ok? Gimme your money!" - Entrepreneur.

    • @PeterRAmice
      @PeterRAmice 5 років тому +9

      If you just say it 200 times eventually someone will invest

    • @nocapdanzvlogs3678
      @nocapdanzvlogs3678 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @Juventinos
      @Juventinos 4 роки тому +8

      THE FACE OF THE BUSINESS! :))) that's the funny part, he got hired to be the face.

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 роки тому +2

      To be fair Barry is even worse than Mr Freeze. Hyper aggressive and mega short sighted. If they had offered 15% from the get go they be making money.
      Also the lead pitcher (Mr Freeze) despite getting stage fright, surely has pitched to boardrooms before, and can just talk to the simple workings of the product.
      Excruciating pitch.

    • @FuburLuck
      @FuburLuck 4 роки тому

      @@tobyhart8515 Mr Freeze isn't a pitch man. He said his background was in electrical product manufacturing. One guy invents, the other scales for production. He was just doubling as a pitch man.

  • @theangrybrownman1411
    @theangrybrownman1411 5 років тому +294

    "Im the inventor who invented this machine, the machine here...I decided to make it...over the years I made it." This is the best episode ever!

  • @TomorrowWeLive
    @TomorrowWeLive 5 років тому +456

    Actually choked on my breathmint when he said 600 million

    • @trailerparkboys3390
      @trailerparkboys3390 4 роки тому +13

      If u have big knockers i like to do the heimlich move

    • @orangesky8864
      @orangesky8864 4 роки тому +5

      I assumed he would say like 10-50 million

    • @jonathanrayne
      @jonathanrayne 3 роки тому +3

      Delusional

    • @BadBeech
      @BadBeech 3 роки тому

      SAME

    • @imrank9282
      @imrank9282 3 роки тому +3

      Why stop there, should have just said 1 billion, the sky is the limit with baby pram rockers

  • @WoolfEdits
    @WoolfEdits 5 років тому +144

    Old mate couldn't organise a fart in a curry eating contest... "This man's recruited me to look after his best interest" I lost it at this point hahaha

    • @dinoflask
      @dinoflask 5 років тому +24

      i've watched so many of these dragons den clips, and i always read the comments, but this is the first time i've been compelled to reply to one. i laughed so hard at "Old mate couldn't organise a fart in a curry eating contest" that i was literally bent double over my bathroom sink in tears for around 3 minutes. the worst part is i can't even explain why i found it so hilarious. god bless you.

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 4 роки тому +6

      @@dinoflask I just shed a tear.

    • @johnjones6601
      @johnjones6601 Рік тому

      Hahaha 😂

    • @JohnnyMonday
      @JohnnyMonday День тому

      😂😂😂

  • @NotMilesPrower
    @NotMilesPrower 3 роки тому +88

    I feel so bad when they say "Let me start again," thinking they might edit that stuff out and make it look good, and then they use all the worst parts instead lol

  • @lizclegg7556
    @lizclegg7556 5 років тому +422

    They went from gibbering nervous wrecks to really arrogant and cocky.

    • @chinmayravindrashah
      @chinmayravindrashah 4 роки тому +38

      Liz Clegg pretty much like that feminist-led construction training company.

    • @thavambase6907
      @thavambase6907 4 роки тому +33

      @@chinmayravindrashah its a self defence mechanism due to the embarassment of being nervous

    • @saintmatthew9100
      @saintmatthew9100 4 роки тому +23

      @@thavambase6907 Great analysis, great pitch. I'll give you all the money.....but I want 40% of your sentence

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 3 роки тому

      Must have been that ''simple push-button operation''

    • @cl1cka
      @cl1cka 3 роки тому +4

      @@chinmayravindrashah It wasn't feminist - it actually employed and trained men. And that was the problem - it had nothing unique about it...They actually criticized it for not being unique and working with women only - cause that would be something no-one else is doing.

  • @MissesWitch
    @MissesWitch 5 років тому +324

    The Business is he is a Father of three !

  • @Sohamsta
    @Sohamsta 5 років тому +127

    "I'm Barry, the inventor who invented this"
    *yes, the floor here is made out of floor* 😂

  • @ospreyphil8995
    @ospreyphil8995 5 років тому +394

    I love how back in the day they’d help the nervous ones and encourage them
    Fast forward to 2020 and they just sit there watching you suffer (except Jenny, she’s out)

    • @byronaus
      @byronaus 4 роки тому +17

      Back in the day, Jenny was out before she knew she was even in

    • @thereichscollector
      @thereichscollector 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahhaahaha

    • @MatecaCorp
      @MatecaCorp 3 роки тому +4

      I’m surprised that Jenny got on the show. When asked if she wanted to be on the show you’d expect her to respond “I’m out”

    • @smallie210
      @smallie210 2 роки тому +3

      Even today they do help. When a woman almost fainted, they were understanding towards her. And Deborah is a lot nicer now compared to how she used to be

    • @mirianadimitrova2112
      @mirianadimitrova2112 Рік тому +1

      I think they do it purposefully to see how you react under pressure.

  • @AP-sn6ro
    @AP-sn6ro 5 років тому +463

    Evan Davies walking towards the camera at the start was ever so slightly sinister...

    • @mrsurprise2294
      @mrsurprise2294 5 років тому +15

      That smile too Evan Davies for next joker

    • @Lectuz
      @Lectuz 5 років тому +19

      I felt like he snuck up on me and now follows me as I'm trying to get away from him.

    • @christonamtb4089
      @christonamtb4089 5 років тому +8

      Made me think of the Paul Whitehouse version

    • @VoloundExpounds
      @VoloundExpounds 5 років тому +2

      not just because he helped the tories draft the poll tax in the 80s when he was barely an undergrad.

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 5 років тому +1

      Now there's a character that's better heard and not seen.

  • @ShanaChippy
    @ShanaChippy 3 роки тому +71

    I like how even though he messed up his introduction, they gave him a chance and waited patiently. That's so nice of them!!

    • @gpoop23
      @gpoop23 2 роки тому +11

      I thinks it's more that they don't want to write off a potentially lucrative investment because of an entrepreneur's nerves. He was pausing and blanking before he got to anything about the product or the deal on offer.

  • @colmivers
    @colmivers 4 роки тому +114

    For those new to the show. They came back on the second season and were eviscerated. As predicted a competitor came along and got their product to market faster and on a larger scale. The lads went packing and lost everything

    • @da3v1ls93
      @da3v1ls93 2 роки тому +14

      There's a bloke I know called Adzy in Sydney, Australia.. what's your point cobber?

    • @boozypixels
      @boozypixels 2 роки тому +10

      The company is technically still around but their books show no activity in a decade. Plus their website hasn't been updated since George W Bush was President

    • @georgerubypoppy1063
      @georgerubypoppy1063 Рік тому +11

      @Adzy82 There`s a married couple that live next door to me . They`re called Chloé and John.

    • @tobymacdonald5893
      @tobymacdonald5893 Рік тому

      This comment section LMAO

  • @mrsurprise2294
    @mrsurprise2294 5 років тому +360

    This guy is so out of breath was he running with that buggy all the way there

    • @l.jjacksonjr6623
      @l.jjacksonjr6623 5 років тому +7

      He needs to quit the ciggies

    • @duffman18
      @duffman18 5 років тому +4

      There's a big set of stairs in these old episodes. Since they switched to a different building that has a lift at the back, a lot fewer people seem or sound out of breath when pitching

    • @novarl5082
      @novarl5082 5 років тому +1

      MrSurprise 22 lmao it was just from walking up the stairs, needs to do some more exercise

  • @katherinedaily2604
    @katherinedaily2604 3 роки тому +87

    “I’m a father of three kids”
    Doug Richards: **starts to become interested**

    • @alis7528
      @alis7528 3 роки тому +2

      That man a sugar daddy😂😂

    • @lukegale7812
      @lukegale7812 3 роки тому +2

      Ha ha, savage

  • @michalwalks
    @michalwalks 5 років тому +225

    The Dragon was spot on when he predicted those entreprueners are too precious with their business & will miss out on opportunities that a competitor will then steal. Sadly that's what happened.

    • @lloyd355
      @lloyd355 5 років тому +2

      Michal Walks what happened?

    • @kamkilafwasru8679
      @kamkilafwasru8679 5 років тому +2

      Who stole it?

    • @moffboffjoe
      @moffboffjoe 5 років тому +26

      I stole it

    • @languidquid
      @languidquid 5 років тому +46

      @@kamkilafwasru8679 Joseph stole it, then when his back was turned, i stole it from him

    • @DTR_Mikey
      @DTR_Mikey 5 років тому +51

      I have it now. Made my first billion 5 mins ago. It's a champagne and caviar lifestyle for me now. Enjoy yer fish and chips peasants!

  • @OliverStapley
    @OliverStapley 5 років тому +636

    Imagine hiring that geezer to run your business 😂

    • @AbuLaiia_SohailArif
      @AbuLaiia_SohailArif 5 років тому +26

      I think he needs a run around a track first...

    • @MindSetReset
      @MindSetReset 5 років тому +36

      Cut him some slack, he is nervous.

    • @doobiesnack90
      @doobiesnack90 5 років тому +7

      @Articuno Big man

    • @jimmyryan5880
      @jimmyryan5880 5 років тому +43

      @@MindSetReset If he was the inventor that would be an excuse but he seems to only be in the company to represent the inventor in situations like this. a conman with anxiety is a bad combo

    • @serbiansauvage
      @serbiansauvage 4 роки тому +28

      He has the posture of a crooked broom. Sweats like a sprinkler. The inventor breathes like he has been smoking since birth. They were also pretty rude and obnoxious to be honest.

  • @PhilosophyofElivagar
    @PhilosophyofElivagar 5 років тому +221

    This entire pitch was a hell of a mess. Couldn't even tell who was leading it

    • @Vincent_Quak
      @Vincent_Quak 4 роки тому +10

      Nobody. Nobody was leading it.

  • @StingRayStudios
    @StingRayStudios 5 років тому +726

    Dragon: “Isn’t valuing the company at £3million a bit rich”
    Victim:”Nope coz its got your interest”
    Dragon: “Actually you just lost my interest”
    I’m dying, his face sank faster than the pitch😂😂😂

    • @safekicker
      @safekicker 5 років тому +16

      Plus the second dragon who bailed right then, too. Painful.

    • @meganrmt
      @meganrmt 5 років тому +5

      ‘Victim’ 😂😅

    • @jamiesmith4745
      @jamiesmith4745 4 роки тому +3

      Sank faster than the titanic is something Gordon Ramsay would say...

    • @user-uq1fq6gs3i
      @user-uq1fq6gs3i 4 роки тому

      ELLIPSES Is Power / But the titanic sank very very slowly

    • @victorespino5650
      @victorespino5650 4 роки тому

      But then he still made an offer and spoke a lot after that. Lol

  • @clubsamwichzilla
    @clubsamwichzilla 4 роки тому +70

    Graham "This man's... this man's recruited me to look after his best interest and we're gonna do that aren't we?"
    Camera pans to Barry's face to show him regretting hiring him.

    • @chinmayravindrashah
      @chinmayravindrashah 3 роки тому +7

      Fun fact: They came back again a year or two later in the den with the same product. Same bunch, similar idiocy. So, yes. Barry invented his invention and the other marketer guy marketed his market.

  • @hezar5166
    @hezar5166 5 років тому +104

    "I'm a father of 3....when we had the first....oh god, oh damn, no, no, no, IM A FATHER OF 3!!"
    He realised he had children!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 роки тому +7

      I'm a father of one, and therefore my business is only worth 200 million. Also my mate has invented something of which he is the inventor, just saying.

    • @periperihustle4561
      @periperihustle4561 4 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha awesome

    • @lawyergreat8934
      @lawyergreat8934 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @demonmech
    @demonmech 3 роки тому +79

    Entrepreneur: can we confer in quiet?
    Dragon: sure
    Audio guy: *cranks up volume on mics”

    • @ShanaChippy
      @ShanaChippy 3 роки тому

      Hahaha love it

    • @joewas2225
      @joewas2225 3 роки тому

      @Travel Crawl
      Old Fashioned parenting works. Learn your facts before commenting bullshit.

    • @johnjones6601
      @johnjones6601 Рік тому

      Hahaha 😂

  • @rsin103
    @rsin103 4 роки тому +46

    "When we had our first child....it was enough to put anyone off parenthood" 😂😂

    • @anguruso
      @anguruso 3 роки тому +7

      Hahaha poor kid, I bet that comment still gets brought up today

  • @ZRay507
    @ZRay507 5 років тому +71

    I'm Barry the inventor who invented this... Pure gold!

  • @Niallacus
    @Niallacus 5 років тому +262

    ****Update on the company. Production was halted a year after their appearance as the inventor got a full time gig in The Land Before Time

  • @carolmorris404
    @carolmorris404 5 років тому +38

    The minute I see an entrepreneur making an entrance up the stair I know it's an ancient episode.

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 5 років тому +68

    *Pitch starts at **16:02*

  • @prointernetuser
    @prointernetuser 4 роки тому +20

    One of the most entertaining episode I have seen. Raw. Unscripted. Uncut. Looks like a Tim and Eric spoof. Definitely gets my offer.

  • @troytaylor5746
    @troytaylor5746 5 років тому +45

    “50% of something is better than a 100% of nothing” Han from fast and the furious

  • @produkcija-Igor
    @produkcija-Igor 5 років тому +99

    Hi, I'm inventor, the inventor who Barryed this device.

  • @anemoia2661
    @anemoia2661 5 років тому +648

    "After 3 to 5 years we will sell our business that we currently value at £3 million for £600 million"
    I literally have no words...

    • @ChaceBonanno
      @ChaceBonanno 5 років тому +13

      reece callow lmao it’s even close to worth 3 million right now either

    • @Clavinovaman
      @Clavinovaman 5 років тому +15

      @@ChaceBonanno Its worth nothing now.

    • @juandocuc
      @juandocuc 5 років тому +45

      Peter of the last few years would have decked them for saying that...but this lot left them off very lightly.

    • @casperes0912
      @casperes0912 5 років тому +4

      Not just do they currently value it at 3 mil. They overvalue it at 3 mil, haha

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 5 років тому +4

      Well you had a few it seems

  • @menikmati789
    @menikmati789 5 років тому +13

    5:56 this I Think is my favourite moment from any of these clips so far… The confidence that the manager says the line, completely shattered within a second

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth 5 років тому +53

    In 2018, the business was worth £45k. I don't know what it is now but probably not much more. It has changed its name also to natural sleep innovations Ltd. The dragons were right and they turned down a great offer

    • @ZarkowsWorld
      @ZarkowsWorld 5 років тому +16

      So no exit at 600M? ;p

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth 5 років тому +5

      45,000 yes. Possibly less now as you can't buy from their website

    • @bencat1968
      @bencat1968 5 років тому +10

      I read their accounts as the business had debts of £45000 in 2018 when I looked not a a positive value

    • @waynecrothers2012
      @waynecrothers2012 4 роки тому +3

      Bet they've had more sleepless nights from fluffing that pitch and not securing a deal with the dragons than they ever had with their kiddies growing up, their valuation was nowt more than a pipe dream.......NO pun intended

  • @evo5dave
    @evo5dave 5 років тому +60

    Hi, I'm Inventor, the inventor who invented this invention.

    • @jorisdecoene3994
      @jorisdecoene3994 4 роки тому

      hahah

    • @ylayourlittleadvisor2927
      @ylayourlittleadvisor2927 3 роки тому +1

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  • @SoLongKingBowser
    @SoLongKingBowser 5 років тому +222

    The era of harsh lighting and closeups.

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +14

      The days when it was a new edgy show-everything looked cold, sparse & barren. Before it became part of the establishment, very rich/warm colours/lighting, heavy grooming of the dragons before they start, a lift etc.

    • @nudisco300
      @nudisco300 Рік тому

      Much better era I stopped watching it when it became glamorised.

  • @916globetrotter
    @916globetrotter 4 роки тому +21

    The inventor, who looked like Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances, was hilarious, holding up a picture of the product during the pitch as advertising and again with the boxed product at the end 🤣

  • @apbosh1
    @apbosh1 5 років тому +40

    Barry the inventor that invented that thing should have pitched on his own.

    • @quark_E
      @quark_E 3 роки тому +5

      Idk if he would've faired much better...poor geezer was pitching shares in his company like a raffle in a bingo hall

  • @clintreid287
    @clintreid287 5 років тому +62

    I think he’s had horrendous sleepless nights ever since that pitch 😬

  • @doozle5132
    @doozle5132 5 років тому +29

    I like the way they saved him by asking questions after he flubbed the pitch... you can still have a good product if you screw up a pitch because of nerves.

  • @herrklamm1454
    @herrklamm1454 5 років тому +43

    I almost forgot that John Malkovich was once a dragon.

    • @Zkkr429
      @Zkkr429 4 роки тому +2

      I posted something similar on a different vid 😀

    • @WinstonBuford
      @WinstonBuford 4 роки тому

      nice

    • @malgoodman6073
      @malgoodman6073 3 роки тому

      @Bitterman John Malkovich, IMO, is the most overrated actor of all time. He is incapable of doing foreign accents. For example, just to name a few, he played a Frenchman in Dangerous Liaisons, an English Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in Mary Reilly, a South African in Disgrace and he never once broke from his own American accent. As far as his personal character is concerned, well he claimed he wanted to kill the British journalist Robert Fisk for reporting Israeli war crimes

    • @Lovegun.
      @Lovegun. 8 місяців тому

      THATS who he reminds me of!!

  • @edmundblackaddercoc8522
    @edmundblackaddercoc8522 5 років тому +124

    Gave me a panic attack watching it.

    • @gillymac9363
      @gillymac9363 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't empathy crippling at times?😂🙈

  • @halibut3102
    @halibut3102 4 роки тому +29

    The best bit is Duncan shouting 'I'm out!' as soon as Doug's question about the £3M valuation was answered.

  • @lavastar7701
    @lavastar7701 5 років тому +39

    Wow why is he so nervous ? He's almost going to faint , it's like he's in court room facing murder charges .

    • @BOZ_11
      @BOZ_11 5 років тому

      @@groans4u419 most entrepreneurs do just fine if they aren't deifying the dragons like infants stating up at parents. Relax your ass

    • @lavastar7701
      @lavastar7701 5 років тому +1

      @@groans4u419 you would be nervous agree but he's way too much , it looks like he will almost pee his pants

    • @Hi-kq1vi
      @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +1

      He kept holding his nether regions like a naughty child who needs to go to the toilet.

  • @mattkey4099
    @mattkey4099 5 років тому +47

    I love how the inventor who invented this was holding his product up to the camera for the interview at the end instead of just putting it down 😂

  • @snaz27
    @snaz27 5 років тому +104

    It was a great little idea but I think Barry thought it was the next coming of Jesus! FFS bro, if you gave away 15-20% of your company and got some dragons on board it wouldn't kill you and they would be an absolute asset!
    They looked like a couple of bloody crack heads trying to sell an expensive TV! XD

    • @Doritoboy200live
      @Doritoboy200live 5 років тому +1

      very hilarious lol

    • @snaz27
      @snaz27 5 років тому +2

      @celvester allison - Yeah but crack heads also rarely end up with something decent to sell, so they were flustered and thought they could get millions!
      It was just the way they were sweating and acting, the dude looking at Barry "Let me talk, let me talk", oozing desperation... XD

  • @LeadsTheFallen
    @LeadsTheFallen 5 років тому +70

    When Tommy Pickles is all grown up and presents Dragons Den

    • @darknight3050
      @darknight3050 5 років тому +1

      i love this comment lol

    • @That_Guy-
      @That_Guy- 5 років тому +1

      I can't unsee this now lmao

  • @Bulskee
    @Bulskee 4 роки тому +9

    7:40 Peter’s words had the guy reevaluating his whole existence 😂😂

  • @BostonPower
    @BostonPower 4 роки тому +23

    ONE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DYING AND THE OTHER ONE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S DYING...

  • @MIGHTYBOOSCH198
    @MIGHTYBOOSCH198 5 років тому +85

    Wow, the first series looks and feels so different. Production value suddenly jumped... Maybe one of the Dragons invested in between seasons

    • @Troublenut
      @Troublenut 5 років тому +15

      MIGHTYBOOSCH198 yeah it was Jenny lolololol

    • @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey
      @FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey 5 років тому

      Well this was over 10 years ago

    • @hawaiiannoises9958
      @hawaiiannoises9958 5 років тому +2

      This is 15 years ago back in 05

    • @ellencampbell3921
      @ellencampbell3921 5 років тому +3

      MIGHTYBOOSCH198
      My daughter just finished a business degree at University.
      I am like you but worse.
      I have this feeling that I have absorbed business school from my daughter somehow. I have to contain myself sometimes. Lol. Fun and games.

    • @Snowbound2643
      @Snowbound2643 5 років тому

      Yields

  • @dazem8
    @dazem8 3 роки тому +43

    "When we had our first child, it was enough to put anybody off Parenthood... it really was." that's sweet 💀

  • @beijingbond
    @beijingbond 5 років тому +48

    Barry ""I'm Barry the inventor who invented this"
    Jenny "No you're not! You're that bloke from Hi-De-Hi, and for that reason i'm out!"

  • @6611haggis
    @6611haggis 4 роки тому +14

    He reminds me of ‘sweaty man’ from the brilliant Harry and Paul Question Time sketch.

  • @auntyclockwise3771
    @auntyclockwise3771 5 років тому +60

    I wouldn't trust that guy to manage my cats litter tray

    • @debsbird8693
      @debsbird8693 5 років тому

      Cult of the Red Barrel crying at this! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @grahamwilkinson6902
      @grahamwilkinson6902 5 років тому +3

      He’d certainly make sure it’s full of crap 😂

  • @Hi-kq1vi
    @Hi-kq1vi 5 років тому +6

    4:37 It's Onslow from Keeping up Apperances/Vernon from Heartbeat.

  • @trevorbarre5616
    @trevorbarre5616 3 роки тому +4

    Ballantine's face at 08.45 is priceless, watching Little & Large make fools of themselves. I love these episodes where hubris comes into play, "who the gods would destroy, they first make mad(ly overconfident).

  • @mozartolbrycht-palmer5277
    @mozartolbrycht-palmer5277 5 років тому +10

    Despite his nerves, Graham was behaving pretty sensibly. He did tell Barry that accepting it for 15% was a good idea given the coverage on the show. The pitch wasn't the best, but I think he did a good job of taking criticism.

  • @bulldog200
    @bulldog200 4 роки тому +12

    Just so you know, he's the managing director of baby dream machine limited, just telling everyone in case you missed it

  • @bz93sa52
    @bz93sa52 Рік тому +4

    That dragon next to Peter actually predicted they're future perfectly

  • @ninjalokust
    @ninjalokust 5 років тому +27

    "This episode was so early in the show that Deborah wasn't even a dragon yet, and for that reason I am out!"
    -J to E to the double N Y

  • @rollacoastaride1937
    @rollacoastaride1937 4 роки тому +20

    don't care how good that device is, it'll never get that doll to sleep

  • @freewilliam93
    @freewilliam93 5 років тому +13

    Finally this is up. God, im glad they switched it to having set hands set up the products.

  • @stoirtap12
    @stoirtap12 4 роки тому +10

    Director: This is awkward so just cut this first part out, yeah?
    Editor: I'm sorry, did you say leave it all in?

  • @samuelsanchez7874
    @samuelsanchez7874 Рік тому +3

    Oh, so he's a nervous wreck until he gets defensive. Then all nervousness dissappears. Common introvert behavior

  • @lmaozedong2259
    @lmaozedong2259 5 років тому +54

    Never seen the host look so confused and certain at the same time

  • @EstrellaViajeViajero
    @EstrellaViajeViajero 4 роки тому +7

    Wow, the Dragons really changed after these early pitches. They became much more demanding and took control of the questioning rather than treating the pitchers as equals, and they very quickly started preferring underpitches to overpitches.
    The production quality really improved too. Less background noise and better camera positioning. The camera operator here clearly didn't know where to point the thing, we were looking at so many closeups of things/people that didn't matter with blurred sweeps rather than cuts in-between.

    • @RedjiyThornton
      @RedjiyThornton Рік тому +1

      The show probably had a smaller budget then they are on like season 18 now

  • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
    @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 4 роки тому +4

    The glare that guy gives Rachel when she says she's not investing is hilarious lol. (':

  • @HaneeFannee
    @HaneeFannee 2 роки тому +3

    Barry: "Hello."
    Duncan: "Hi Barry."
    Barry: "I'm Barry Egg, the inventor who invented this."

  • @hughjanus8908
    @hughjanus8908 5 років тому +24

    He’s sweating like Rolf Harris in mother care!

  • @saviorcrazy
    @saviorcrazy 5 років тому +10

    That posture tho 7:42

  • @bobbybellingham2074
    @bobbybellingham2074 5 років тому +25

    Great product, but wrong guys to take it forward.

  • @albino5995
    @albino5995 4 роки тому +6

    When Duncan said ‘how much are you looking to sell for’ I was thinking he would say something ridiculous like £15m, but £600m!!! Keep dreaming son 🙈

  • @ifwecouldvote
    @ifwecouldvote 5 років тому +11

    "I'm a father of three...so...very sorry" 😂

  • @boltywolty123
    @boltywolty123 5 років тому +4

    These are just golden to watch

  • @davidmellish3295
    @davidmellish3295 4 роки тому +13

    I started cracking up when they were conferring between themselves and the inventor started getting nervous about having to pay people to run the business saying to the other will there be anything left etc.
    They selling it for £600 million and he's worried about a few salaries lol
    DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL DELUSIONAL

  • @3RAXFTW
    @3RAXFTW 4 роки тому +9

    Entrepreneur: We're offering 5% of the business.
    Doug: So you're a valuing a business that doesn't even exist yet at $3 million....
    Entrepreneur: Well we've got your interest!
    Doug: No actually you just lost my interest
    Big Sad

  • @Inepressiera
    @Inepressiera 5 років тому +10

    I like this kind of very lightly edited version much more than the newer seasons.

  • @soilcredibility
    @soilcredibility Рік тому +1

    It's clear this inventor needs help with the physical aspect of pushing a baby if he cant climb a set of stairs without sounding like he's at the peak of Everest without supplementary oxygen.

  • @ry6222
    @ry6222 5 років тому +20

    Woooooow his nerves were through the roof. Shame really that’s happened to me when just shopping sometimes u literally can’t control it, felt for him a bit.

  • @rogerramjet6615
    @rogerramjet6615 Рік тому +1

    ''We will sell for 600 million, that's based on unit sales of 5 million''. Unit sale is 100-150 retail not counting cost of production = 500-750 million turnover. Oh dear.

  • @Glotisverdiamerdorifkelmzvur
    @Glotisverdiamerdorifkelmzvur 5 років тому +12

    Feels like they decided that they wanted to do a "Fools and Horses" parody on TV instead of actually pitch a business.

  • @JoshF848
    @JoshF848 5 років тому +20

    Does the inventor introduce himself as Barry Egg or am I hearing things?

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 5 років тому

      Either Igg or Egg yeah?

    • @ifwecouldvote
      @ifwecouldvote 5 років тому +3

      Haig. But e's fram up north innit.

  • @tnetroP
    @tnetroP 5 років тому +39

    "I don't know why you don't go to Mothercare..."
    2020... Mothercare no longer in business

    • @DTR_Mikey
      @DTR_Mikey 5 років тому

      Ummmm....yes they are 🤔

    • @tnetroP
      @tnetroP 5 років тому +3

      @@DTR_Mikey They just entered administration

    • @jay1987
      @jay1987 5 років тому +2

      Mothercare closed earlier this month.

    • @dantedaark
      @dantedaark 5 років тому +1

      Family member made redundant as a result so can confirm 🤣

    • @mickk8519
      @mickk8519 5 років тому +1

      Boots have taken over the brand. And they're selling it in boots stores. Boots won't honour any Mothercare gift cards, nor will they take returns if the items were purchased originally from Mothercare.

  • @MyFoodeater
    @MyFoodeater 27 днів тому +1

    This was the first pitch on the first episode

  • @MIGHTYBOOSCH198
    @MIGHTYBOOSCH198 5 років тому +13

    I love that the only American Dragon is the only one drinking coke not water

  • @tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal
    @tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal 5 років тому +15

    Damn poor guy, he let everything get to him

  • @ghamandlupinwalkingtours
    @ghamandlupinwalkingtours 5 років тому +20

    The hearing the conversation "with the wall" was great, why don't they do this anymore?

    • @JonasHamill
      @JonasHamill 5 років тому +4

      They do sometimes. I think it was just heightened on this one because it was so ridiculous

    • @wisdomseeker3362
      @wisdomseeker3362 3 роки тому

      The conversation sounded like the extended version of the song Numbers by Kraftwerk .

  • @1yearago491
    @1yearago491 4 роки тому +5

    "I'm a father of three and when we had our first child it was enough to put anyone off parenthood" so you freely admit your first child was enough to put you off parenthood, but then you decided to have two more? 🤣

  • @AbuLaiia_SohailArif
    @AbuLaiia_SohailArif 5 років тому +4

    Finally discovered how they calculate their valuation and their ask.

  • @anony-mousex
    @anony-mousex 5 років тому +10

    The opening pitch is hilarious - literally a comedy sketch, the guy just keeps getting more sweaty and out of breath

    • @cloudstrife206
      @cloudstrife206 5 років тому

      Anon ymous yes it is pretty funny how awful he is

  • @Dreama40
    @Dreama40 5 років тому +95

    He's having a panic attack. It's a very real problem, believe me!!!

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 5 років тому +39

      Maybe he needed to sit in a baby dream machine instead of selling it.

    • @stevecox7075
      @stevecox7075 5 років тому +19

      Dreama40 : it's all about you, isn't it?

    • @philyboyo
      @philyboyo 5 років тому +17

      Its extreme anxiety and probably close to a panic attack, but it's not actually a panic attack

    • @Poseidon6363
      @Poseidon6363 5 років тому +7

      @@philyboyo
      Stage fright is a real thing, trust me I know.

    • @Anti_everything_and_everyone
      @Anti_everything_and_everyone 5 років тому +7

      @@philyboyo could be. You can't tell. Every one is different, babes. What you've experienced isn't the standard in which Illness can be set.
      Gatekeeping anxiety isn't a good look. Xx

  • @thekububeach
    @thekububeach 5 років тому +3

    ‘I’m the managing director of Baby Dream Machine Limited’
    All dragons: WE KNOW IT ALREADY!!