I don't know why this junk ass video is randomly blowing up after sitting around for 5 years, but I do want to apologize because I remember just straight up stealing the original concept from some other video i saw and stealing another EAS video to make this
That's what it's designed to do. Don't go out of your way to listen to It often. It's supposed to make you jump. That's the point of an alarm. It's 2 different tones played at the same time called the devil's something idk
Imagine the world as you know it is ending and your life will soon be over with either an instantaneous blinding flash or a week of slowly rotting until your heart stops and the last thing you see on television is Peter Griffin waxing poetically about Subway.
"Analog horror" never should've been a genre. It was just a neat style employed by channels like Locla58 to convey the tension of a situation. It's not surprising that it immediately became lame and derivative once it was considered a "genre."
“OH MY SCIENCE!!!! IT’S AHEAD OF IT’S TIME!!!!” Dude, internet humor didn’t suddenly get like this the moment you got your first iPad in 2020. It wasn’t just “rage comics and over 9000” until the 2020’s.
@@GrouchyJelly Something to do with Russian and Israel land ownership? Idk fam. I'm just some dumb trans kid trying to find where all the banned books are being hidden 🤷
@@smugmode some guy uploaded them all to minecraft, just search up "minecraft uncensored library", its some pretty interesting stuff and i've actually downloaded it, but I haven't played it yet.
Thank you, Shane Hestilow! I will be working hard to make sure I produce quality content so that you get the maximum amount of LOLs out loud!! Goodbye, from PETER GRIFFIN!!!!
Hello again, @@rogue6048 ! It's me, Peter! I'm glad you're enjoying this content! Please help! Chechen insurgents have seized the movie theater I'm in! They're about to start shooting hostages!
I remember this commercial well. Family Guy was just revived again and was integrating itself into popular culture. There was already a merchandise push and a lot of zombie-Simpsons fans was just wishing that FG be cancelled already because of what a rip-off it was. But it just never went away, and this would end up being the only real product tie-in commercial before Fortnite, and you dont even see the latter on TV
@@waldoman7 which is why I called the show a zombie. The Simpsons golden age was already far from over, and the movie wasn't really all that spectacular
I watched this at 3:43 a.m. and the fact that the alert is super loud with my phone low on volume I legit got scared for a moment. Took me a sec to realize it was thr video and not an actual alert. Holy crap...
I don't know why this junk ass video is randomly blowing up after sitting around for 5 years, but I do want to apologize because I remember just straight up stealing the original concept from some other video i saw and stealing another EAS video to make this
Lol I understand
I came here during a search for Fritz Lang's Metropolis but hey, that's remix culture for you
PIN ME BEFORE THIS BLOWS UP
@@Azeri_Gamer why would your comment be pinned? You’ve done absolutely nothing to earn that.
UA-cam’s algorithm is either broken or just drunk
No emergency is important enough to interrupt Peter griffin
Aaaayyyy cedar flags I’m a big fan
except the end of the world, so you better believe it!
yup!
There is one, a Family Guy Movie Teaser
@@buttchunksofdoomd4939yeahhhh no
"Dammit, Peetah! Look what you caused! We're all gonna die because you talked bad about Jared!"
"Don't worry Lois. I mean this is pretty tame compared to when I met those freaky gerbil things at Quiznos"
**Cutaway**
@@theredguy4043 *Peter starts crying because of how scary they are*
@@josukefrthistime*Peter covering his head with his arms. "Ahh! They're scary because they're floating and have tiny hats"
@@PetrolHeadMotorsportehehe tiny hats *grabs them and gets his hands ripped off immediatly* OWWW OH GOD TSSS AHHHHHH
@@josukefrthistime BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN 🗣🗣
Shit, looks like Jared is at it again!
The power of causing the like count to have a zero on it
@@gone_mad-tryagainlaterThe true power.
I am not! I'm just doing my taxes.
Jared steals a bunch of NASA computers and then downloads cheese pizza until it fills up all the memory
JARED ALERT, HIDE ALL CHILDREN !
"This is worse than that one time I got interrupted with an emergency broadcast!"
What a weird cutaway gag.
this is worse than the time that i was hired to be in a subway ad!!
@@halfsine This is worse than the time the world ended during my subway ad!
The fact that there's an air raid siren playing in the background just makes it better.
Holy shit what a stupid comment
Classic EAS scenario stuff.
"A Jared warning has been issued for your area"
Can you explain
When you hit pause and the siren keeps blaring 😮
😢😫
It's all i hear in my dreams
Streaming while you set your VPN to "Ukraine" be like:
At 3AM
That's our life here in Ukraine
"Man, this is worse than that time I was in a Subway ad."
Jesus that actually made me jump
Same😊
Who else exited out the video when that happened? I only reopened it to write this reply.
those scare the shit outta me
Poor baby@@Mendips
That's what it's designed to do. Don't go out of your way to listen to It often. It's supposed to make you jump. That's the point of an alarm. It's 2 different tones played at the same time called the devil's something idk
Jared stole the kids again bruh.
PETTYAAAAAH!!! WHO LEFT THE AMBER ALERT ON AGAIN?! I SAID TO KEEP IT OFF THIS EVENING!
Ugh, this is worse than they time I had to be a personal trainer for John Goodman
{cutaway} Go, John! Go, Go, Go! You don't want Roseanne getting divorced with you! Oh right, she already did.
Imagine the world as you know it is ending and your life will soon be over with either an instantaneous blinding flash or a week of slowly rotting until your heart stops and the last thing you see on television is Peter Griffin waxing poetically about Subway.
You would die of lack of water in less than a week
@@richardarriaga6271ok
Say, Peter kinda looks like pre-subway Jared
Except without the kid diddling
Holy crap Lois remember the time where Subway thought I was Jared nyeh hehehehehe
😂
I thought the emergency broadcast was part of the gag at first
"Bro, you gotta watch this analog horror series. It's so good!"
The analog horror series:
"Analog horror" never should've been a genre. It was just a neat style employed by channels like Locla58 to convey the tension of a situation. It's not surprising that it immediately became lame and derivative once it was considered a "genre."
💀
"Man, this is worse timing than when my big subway ad aired for the first time"
this is going to be the humor of 2030
Oh no
I welcome our AI overlords and laugh at there asinine humor
Oh please no
Yep, & the generation of young people in 2030 are gonna ruin that humor by overusing it too.
Nigga this is the humor of 2024
This will NOT be the last video I'm watching before bed.
We should Woman up, as the ladies fall a sleep while watching serial killer documentaries.
I’m not making this up.
Making what up? I have no idea what you just said.
Same I need to play a little coco melon or something before I go sleepy bye
Watch the actual last Jared subway ad where he talks about passing subway onto his kids, and it aired like 2 months before he was arrested.
Bro i just kept freaked up at the end, like "what, WHAT?!"
this was made 5 years ago, this was the kind of humor i laughed at in like 2021-2022
What is the significance of this comment
Alright i guess neat factoid idk
*laughs in "I'm getting old"*
“OH MY SCIENCE!!!! IT’S AHEAD OF IT’S TIME!!!!”
Dude, internet humor didn’t suddenly get like this the moment you got your first iPad in 2020. It wasn’t just “rage comics and over 9000” until the 2020’s.
Yeah, it’s almost like 2-3 years isn’t a long time in the grand scheme of things, even when it comes to humor.
Sorry if this is too mean.
Who let Jared escape prison!?
“Jared I was joking!”
na the food so good it caused an eas alarm
I just got this in my suggestions and this was posted 5yrs ago. The alert sounds are spooky for what's going on in the world right now. 😳
What's going on in the world right now
@@GrouchyJelly
Yes, I'm also from the future, I mean 01/18/24, what's going on in the world right now?
@@GrouchyJelly Something to do with Russian and Israel land ownership? Idk fam. I'm just some dumb trans kid trying to find where all the banned books are being hidden 🤷
@@smugmode Good luck (🏳⚧trans rights!)
@@smugmode some guy uploaded them all to minecraft, just search up "minecraft uncensored library", its some pretty interesting stuff and i've actually downloaded it, but I haven't played it yet.
analog horrors in a nutshell
BABY SLINGSHOT
Holy crap Lois, this is crazier than that time I was in a Subway commercial and the apocalypse started in the middle of it
SCP-42069 nickname PETAHHHHH has breached containment.
I’m normally numb to fake EAS scenarios but MAN this caught me off guard 😭😭😭
Oh no , now how I going to get my subway :0
your the oldest comment on this video!
congrats! your first! :D
Oh shit I was watching a good commercial. Why did the EAS have to let me down😂
Oh My Goodness! I got spooked! Keep up the content!!1!1 Epic lollolol
Thank you, Shane Hestilow! I will be working hard to make sure I produce quality content so that you get the maximum amount of LOLs out loud!! Goodbye, from PETER GRIFFIN!!!!
OH MY GOSH!1!!1 HE RESPONDED!!1! PLEASE SUCK ME PETER GRIFAN
Hello again, @@rogue6048 ! It's me, Peter! I'm glad you're enjoying this content! Please help! Chechen insurgents have seized the movie theater I'm in! They're about to start shooting hostages!
Me to trololol 😢
@@nuclearpotato4073 Is this even a joke? I hope not!
After I finish watching this, there was an actual warning using that siren on the radio.
I genuinely did not expect that LOL
I remember this commercial well. Family Guy was just revived again and was integrating itself into popular culture. There was already a merchandise push and a lot of zombie-Simpsons fans was just wishing that FG be cancelled already because of what a rip-off it was. But it just never went away, and this would end up being the only real product tie-in commercial before Fortnite, and you dont even see the latter on TV
There was the family guy game on the ps3
@@Dannymon and I loved it. It was awful
Ok no family guy fan can call any other kind of fan a zombie
@@waldoman7 which is why I called the show a zombie. The Simpsons golden age was already far from over, and the movie wasn't really all that spectacular
@@knuclear200x fair
"This reminds me of the time i was in a Subway ad"
EAS jumpscare
No shit lmfao
This sounds like dark humor, but Jared should stay away from kids.
With the ending I was almost expecting this to dip into some kind of analog horror set up
Oh no Jared broke free from prison
I turned this up because I wanted to hear what offensive thing Peter was gonna say, but then the eas sound played and I jumped out of my seat
I got a dominos pizza ad after this
PEETAH, THEY HIT THE FUCKIN' PENTAGON
The best way to enjoy this is right after you watch a disturbing nuclear disaster film like Threads or When the Wind Blows.
Jared chilling right before the feds raid his house:
Aw shit, Jared fucking escaped prison and is taking revenge.
Subway and Family Guy, my two favorite things
It aged completely fine...?
My favorite analog horror
I would actually go to Subway if this commercial was real
“Hey, now you and Jared from Subway have two things in common.”
Gen alpha humor be like
seriously though.
*anyone can be in a subway ad*
Jared escapes fom jail
Can this become a subgenre
I legitimately thought it would be an amber alert
*TV static and commercial cuts out to reveal Jared's dimly lit face* "you thought you could replace me didn't you?"
Peter was actual doing a commercial without the cutaway before I gor jumpscared from a GLOBAL ALERT
I thought it was gonna be some funny YTP edit and it ended up being a crappy EAS clickbait
i'm sorry creeperbomb pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase don't be mad
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i didnt mean it creeperbomb please bellieve me!!!!!!!!!!
I watched this at 3:43 a.m. and the fact that the alert is super loud with my phone low on volume I legit got scared for a moment.
Took me a sec to realize it was thr video and not an actual alert.
Holy crap...
Didn't need that right before bed lol
goddammit jared
i turned my volume up to hear peter griffin and literally jumped out of my chair when the eas sound played 😭😭😭😭
“the horse is here”
Holy crap Lois it’s Jared from subway
Damn lois this is worse that the time i was jumpscared in a subway commercial
“Enemy nuke detected! It’s over!”
Peter Griffin was pursued by LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND
I've seen this video at least 3 times and I keep forgetting the punchline
"You think that's bad..."
hey guys why didn’t the sirens stop when the video ended?
eas alarm: THE FOOD IS TO DANG *G O O D*
This was like that one time I finally got to do my dream job of hosting a subway commercial and the world ended
Peter griffin is more important than whatever that emergency is
now i want that sub peter said he could smell it so it must be good 😂
I like how you can feel how excited he is but his face shows almost no emotion whatsoever.
[Music]
[Laughter]
If I saw this on tv I’d say “Yo, Let me watch the commercial!” And literally just leave the house.
this just scared the hell out of me
A certain level of being stoned makes it really easy for basic sentences like the title of this video to make me laugh.
Peter: This subway sandwich is gonna make it hard to focus
Also Peter: Focuses though the end of the world
Peter griffin caused fucking WW3 😂
You mean World War 5?
I was expecting something
not that
I fucking jumped 129 stories into the air
...cheese with roast beef - *Ra-a-a-a-a-ah*
I thought it was all gonna be over for a second 😤😤😤
I love 2000's family guy
I don't get it.
its like an world arlarm that interrups everything as a warning for a hurrycaine or a bomb something like that i think
Me neither.
The joke is
Jared Fogle broke out of jail.
when your dowhen your dog eats the
Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war
@notworthyofmyname5 Years
I don’t recall this commercial.
How dare the EAS interrupt peter griffin!
Any commercial with Jared in it has poorly aged
Tf is they onto, i was listening to the sandwich description from peter😤😭🙅🏻♂️🙅🏻♂️
"This reminds me of the time Jared Fogle started World War 3..."
The fact sirenhead is sirening in the background makes me feel safe.😊
Aw fuck Peter started the 7 hour war.
At the end, the auto captions came up with [Music] and [Laughter]
the auto generated captions are evil in this video
I jumped at the buzzer lol
A fine entry to the Subway analog horror universe
The yearly purge alarm.