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  • @michaelmmanzini
    @michaelmmanzini Місяць тому +171

    🇿🇦 all the way from SOUTH AFRICA and I love watching this guy. He is super funny 😂😂😂

  • @adewalebadmus7679
    @adewalebadmus7679 Місяць тому +136

    All the way from 🇳🇬, discovered this guy on Twitter and since then i have always loved his content especially his accent 😂😂😂

  • @nasirhamid5991
    @nasirhamid5991 Місяць тому +72

    Us who haven't been counted but hav watched this vid more than once. Let's gather here 😂

  • @kakoozabrian9674
    @kakoozabrian9674 Місяць тому +119

    “Does the father of the kids sleep here” really?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @niwenshutialine8307
    @niwenshutialine8307 Місяць тому +26

    I am not even Ugandan, but this had me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @davidkiwalabye4912
    @davidkiwalabye4912 Місяць тому +139

    Someone has signs of marriage but doesn't have the symptoms 😂😂

  • @Chelseanewslive
    @Chelseanewslive Місяць тому +81

    From Nigeria I love to watch this guy 😂😂😂😂

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +1

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @susannamuli2756
      @susannamuli2756 Місяць тому

      Come Visit Uganda. It's the best place in Africa ....weather and organic fruits. You will love it...😊

  • @MuhesiEdward-nf6nk
    @MuhesiEdward-nf6nk Місяць тому +55

    I have waited for the enumerator in vain,
    Now I just have to accept that am an unplanned citizen 😂

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Ruudnlx
      @Ruudnlx Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @akirorhopeopio
      @akirorhopeopio Місяць тому

      The consistency in not being planned😅😂😂😂

  • @julienakiyimbakikonyogo8585
    @julienakiyimbakikonyogo8585 Місяць тому +33

    From unplanned child to unplanned citizen😭😭the struggle continues💪💪

  • @iamjayjay983
    @iamjayjay983 Місяць тому +51

    The litmus paper would sigh

  • @muhiirwalynette
    @muhiirwalynette Місяць тому +37

    The truth in the statement "Ask the neighbors. They know 😂😂"

  • @namugerwashamim1159
    @namugerwashamim1159 Місяць тому +53

    Do you have a job, No, Then do you save in the bank.....saving what?....Miracles that no de tire Jesus

  • @irenelasu
    @irenelasu Місяць тому +11

    It’s not just in Uganda but every where in Africa bro. We are flexible when it comes to work😂 « A farmer who is a lawyer and sells bags but has a WhatsApp business account that sells hair but is an MC too😅😅😅 » Story of our lives👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @faithamaro5134
    @faithamaro5134 Місяць тому +30

    And just like that, the enumerators with their BSc in Counting ended up catching stray bullets 🤣🤣🤣 Fantastic delivery as always, Uncle Mo!

  • @omaraalfredjoe7829
    @omaraalfredjoe7829 Місяць тому +46

    Go behind the vehicle and continue 😂😂why do they have to tell you to stop😅
    Nice one uncle

  • @arindachristone9731
    @arindachristone9731 Місяць тому +57

    They asked my neighbor whether she had ever gotten pregnant before and she looked at me 😂😂😂. Still thinking

  • @DLM6299
    @DLM6299 Місяць тому +29

    In Uganda, we are flexible 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @correntkatcorrentinfo6644
    @correntkatcorrentinfo6644 Місяць тому +42

    I love uncle Mo's humor! Shout out from Joburg, ZA.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +1

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @bonanjohn9614
    @bonanjohn9614 Місяць тому +21

    😀😀😀. All children belong to God, period! That reminder should be put in the constitution ssebo. We really need such a comprehensive census in Kenya.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +3

      This children issue should be closed once and for all 😂😂😂😂

  • @ecwerudavid9295
    @ecwerudavid9295 Місяць тому +24

    I wonder what Lawyers did to Uncle Mo! 😂😂 We accountants are still safe🤪

  • @chukwuemekaumezurike9658
    @chukwuemekaumezurike9658 Місяць тому +14

    Nigerian 🇳🇬 in the UK, discovered ur page on tik tok and av been hooked 😁. Might visit Uganda soon and hopefully see you live.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +1

      So much love to you🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @mariatheresa2755
      @mariatheresa2755 Місяць тому +1

      U r most welcomooooo

    • @susannamuli2756
      @susannamuli2756 Місяць тому

      It's the best country you will ever visit in Africa...beast weather with best organic fruits.

  • @ssentsrajab3856
    @ssentsrajab3856 Місяць тому +26

    Unplanned citizen yet I'm an Unplanned child😢

  • @judithamuge1161
    @judithamuge1161 Місяць тому +20

    I was asked if I have a tv I said no , the enumerator said what !!

  • @hellendiale
    @hellendiale Місяць тому +25

    Normalise asking them "what about yourself?"

  • @everistochikengezha8062
    @everistochikengezha8062 Місяць тому +35

    All the way from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
    You deserve your flowers fam 💐👏🏾😁

  • @bradodilo7569
    @bradodilo7569 Місяць тому +28

    "Someone has signs of marriage but they don't have the symptoms..."🤣🤣🤣 This guy

  • @ashabela.malinga46
    @ashabela.malinga46 Місяць тому +52

    Cesus guy : have you ever spent days with out food ?
    Woman:ki kyotalaba, tombuza, tunula ojuzemu 😂

  • @xaltech5624
    @xaltech5624 Місяць тому +15

    I'm an enumerator, I've been waiting for this video for so long😂😂😂

    • @user-ss2hw3qh4y
      @user-ss2hw3qh4y Місяць тому +3

      It hasn't been easy eh😂😂😂if at all u find a household with a member who worked in the previous census🤦🏾😂guy told me I was wasting time

    • @KuddizaAmos
      @KuddizaAmos Місяць тому +1

      Did you do Bsc. Counting munange

  • @mugishamahad1374
    @mugishamahad1374 Місяць тому +9

    “It’s not even complicated, it’s mysterious “😂😂😂

  • @asiimweboaz6951
    @asiimweboaz6951 Місяць тому +6

    My neighbour was asked that " have u ever thought of committing suide" and he was like your question seem to intend to kill me before i commit suide😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Mariigold-mu1eo
    @Mariigold-mu1eo Місяць тому +31

    Wathing you from US❤❤You're the best.

  • @estherkakwanzi712
    @estherkakwanzi712 Місяць тому +14

    But I want to see that producer some day.😂😂😂😂😂🫶🏽
    Great work Uncle Mo as Always.🔥🙏

  • @jimmycreations
    @jimmycreations Місяць тому +25

    “Unplanned citizen” got me😂😂😂😂

  • @smcgilli34
    @smcgilli34 Місяць тому +7

    Yet another excellent video where I learn more about Uganda and laugh at the same time. I can’t wait to get out there this summer!

    • @gorretkajumba4807
      @gorretkajumba4807 Місяць тому +2

      Hope you meet Uncle Mo when you trave😂l. He's a pearl in helping us realize that our individual woes aren't personal after all.

    • @smcgilli34
      @smcgilli34 Місяць тому

      @@gorretkajumba4807 if you see a big white guy in his videos later on...that might be me! 😜

  • @victorawam5617
    @victorawam5617 Місяць тому +5

    Hailing you from Nigeria. I like how you are original with your accent.

  • @tumuhairweboreen6070
    @tumuhairweboreen6070 Місяць тому +11

    Do you see some things others can't see? Uncle Mo you forgot the question on witchcraft🤣🤣🤣

  • @emmanuelayompe926
    @emmanuelayompe926 Місяць тому +17

    Give that producer a Grammy. For keeping uncle Mo in line. 😂😂😂

  • @arindachristone9731
    @arindachristone9731 Місяць тому +18

    They were asking where you have animals at home Bt they never asked about overpriced animals like dogs

  • @jabranoakley
    @jabranoakley Місяць тому +14

    At home; Everyone is pregnant
    Enumerator; Has anyone in home ever got pregnant
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kiraboharriet9300
    @kiraboharriet9300 Місяць тому +29

    A farmer who is a lawyer, has online business ate ayogera ne ku mikolo 😂😂😂😂. Indeed Ugandans hv tried

  • @espadek
    @espadek Місяць тому +8

    Definition of full time job is, "Living in Uganda".

  • @caty863
    @caty863 Місяць тому +3

    You were spot on about asking the neighbors. They really do know everything...and are happy to tell.

  • @luletib
    @luletib Місяць тому +11

    Fe ba "unplanned citizens" tugoyinge wa banange 😅😂🤭 🙌🏽

    • @mirembebrendah2641
      @mirembebrendah2641 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂mwe abalina okunonya Amin 😂😂😂😂next destination voting line omuntu afune anamubaala

  • @user-dl8ln4es2e
    @user-dl8ln4es2e Місяць тому +5

    That part where God will say,"Uganda tried,things just didn't work out 😂"

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale5772 Місяць тому +3

    Oh my this was hilarious I laughed throughout 🤣 😂 😆 the singing of ALMOST DOSENT COUNT!" was the candle on the cake..In Zambia the census questions were equally ridiculous 🙄 😒 😂,sometimes you tend to wonder who sat and prepared the questions but yet again who approved such questions and thought it was okay 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

  • @kyambadderonald3192
    @kyambadderonald3192 Місяць тому +12

    the litmus paper would sigh!!!😅

  • @kmarge006
    @kmarge006 Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂@marriages being mysterious! Thanks for the laugh Uncle Mo...watching from the UK 🇬🇧

  • @mosesdanmaxbateganya873
    @mosesdanmaxbateganya873 Місяць тому +3

    uncle mo, you always read our minds and then make us live stress-free 😃😃😃

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому

      👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾

  • @geraldinerwabutuku9655
    @geraldinerwabutuku9655 Місяць тому +4

    God bless this guy for coming out

  • @kakoozabrian9674
    @kakoozabrian9674 Місяць тому +8

    We’re flexible n you had to slide in the “human hair” 🙌🏾

  • @shakirahnampiima5372
    @shakirahnampiima5372 9 днів тому

    I'm not getting tired of this census drama....😅😅😅😅😅😅 i'm about to master it word for word!

  • @murungiatusasiire9904
    @murungiatusasiire9904 Місяць тому +2

    Am watching this on the 20th and i didn't happen to see any enumerator
    But Uncle Mo am seeing the universe is starting to recognise you n it gives me pride

  • @eutuben9937
    @eutuben9937 Місяць тому +6

    At this point I must say Uncle mo is the most interesting Ugandan 😂😂

  • @ocenfortunate7930
    @ocenfortunate7930 Місяць тому +12

    just went home and found out they already count people except the us

  • @JMugarura
    @JMugarura Місяць тому +2

    Love your Job Uncle Mo.Its unique,creative and real.
    I watch you from America and follow you alot

  • @BarigyeInnocentDevis
    @BarigyeInnocentDevis Місяць тому

    I have been waiting for this Uncle MO. This morning i went online to check for it.

  • @NaomiAinembabazi
    @NaomiAinembabazi Місяць тому +6

    Why uncle mo doesn't want any peace😢🥺 he wants only problems

  • @rebeccanangoma
    @rebeccanangoma Місяць тому +3

    That last part "okay, just stop"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Can't leave the floor😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "CONSISTENCY"🤣🤣🤣

  • @walusimbicollins9641
    @walusimbicollins9641 Місяць тому

    Just on point as Always. Best Ugandan comedian. Big up Uncle Mo

  • @sellywthejelly
    @sellywthejelly 12 днів тому +1

    "The litmus paper would sigh!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣so funny Uncle Mo

  • @BenjaminVamp2o5
    @BenjaminVamp2o5 Місяць тому +4

    Watching from malawi🇲🇼🇲🇼 uncle Mo😂😂

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому

      Thank you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @fortunetba1422
    @fortunetba1422 Місяць тому +9

    Am the first to watch.

  • @catherinkahundenuwagaba7818
    @catherinkahundenuwagaba7818 Місяць тому +2

    It's the consistency of being unplanned. Naye Uncle Mo okubye nyo.
    Great work ssebo

  • @joshuamategyero1053
    @joshuamategyero1053 Місяць тому

    Perfectly done

  • @natumanyaelvis5557
    @natumanyaelvis5557 Місяць тому +7

    You do it well brother

  • @fugeetumwesigye
    @fugeetumwesigye Місяць тому +6

    The best yet!

  • @wab5141
    @wab5141 Місяць тому

    Thanks Mo, you're amazing. Really 👊

  • @lee6050
    @lee6050 Місяць тому +1

    We love and appreciate you Uncle mo❤👏👏

  • @theroyalblackfridge
    @theroyalblackfridge Місяць тому +3

    The litmus paper joke earned a subscription from me..

  • @sseruggasamuel874
    @sseruggasamuel874 Місяць тому +22

    The moment u mentioned "ex" i knew violence has officially started 😄😄😄😄😄😄

  • @HSpector
    @HSpector Місяць тому

    Woooooooow .this was dopeeeèeeeee. First time to comment

  • @nyamwizahadassah6617
    @nyamwizahadassah6617 Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂 they asked mum whether she has ever been pregnant after recording 8 biological children.
    And I wondered what kind of nonsense is that. I actually told them no, she just coughed us😅😅😅

    • @faithmubeezi3919
      @faithmubeezi3919 Місяць тому

      Naye women have biological children but have never been pregnant🤗

  • @cyruskibirige9472
    @cyruskibirige9472 Місяць тому +4

    It’s the “Ask the NEIGHBORS” for me 😅😂

  • @angel-scar
    @angel-scar Місяць тому +3

    It,s the level of education for me! 🤣😂 also that song is actually about me will just move to miscellaneous.

  • @ivanisevicdavidson7873
    @ivanisevicdavidson7873 Місяць тому +1

    Indeed the questions were complicated

  • @mariatheresa2755
    @mariatheresa2755 Місяць тому +2

    In Uganda, some one leaves home for town everyday and comes back in the evening with a full kaveera when he or she has no specific job. Eno government ekuyigiriza okutetenkanya by force.

  • @francistumwebaze1774
    @francistumwebaze1774 Місяць тому +3

    Indeed, all children belong to the LORD. This is Francis from Bermuda 🇧🇲 triangle.

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому

      Thank you for tuning in 😂😂🙏🏿🙏🏿

  • @NakaNuru-gv6yb
    @NakaNuru-gv6yb Місяць тому +4

    In Uganda tuli bayiribi with no jobs yet we rent, eat n go out

  • @daliacatherinemuzinda8958
    @daliacatherinemuzinda8958 Місяць тому +2

    Somebody please save my ribs...and throat...ooihh I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leviMbu
    @leviMbu Місяць тому +7

    Beautiful ❤❤❤❤

  • @powelelyasbeatz2909
    @powelelyasbeatz2909 Місяць тому +7

    I knew some things wasn't real how can my TV and shoe be connected to the number of people in 🇺🇬😂😂😂😂😂

  • @irynpatience
    @irynpatience Місяць тому +3

    That pain when your marital status is mysterious even to you

  • @johntezz55
    @johntezz55 Місяць тому

    Just found this channel and I loved it. Subscribed

  • @hebronug
    @hebronug Місяць тому +11

    Unplanned citizen 😅😅😅 beautiful

  • @Dariousneves
    @Dariousneves Місяць тому +8

    "They didn't take into account the other 40sthg genders, I don't know....Probably budgets" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 As I've always said, you r unbeatable at this Bro

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому +1

      Thanks my guy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iintore
    @iintore Місяць тому +3

    I'm from Rwanda and I can relate to everything you said😂😂😂

  • @josephkarogo-amethystinsur7247
    @josephkarogo-amethystinsur7247 Місяць тому +1

    Good point! The neighbours know everything!!!

  • @PHILIPLELE
    @PHILIPLELE Місяць тому +1

    This guy is the guy.

  • @cuthbertdavis2766
    @cuthbertdavis2766 Місяць тому +3

    They counted every house on our lane except ours😂. They must have asked our neighbors 😭😂

  • @nankundapamela7295
    @nankundapamela7295 Місяць тому +4

    My enumerator asked me only 4 questions, age , name , marital status and Level of education 😂 makes me wonder what she filled for the rest of the questions 😂

  • @LianB-qt8uu
    @LianB-qt8uu Місяць тому +1

    And is so real. Much love uncle Mo❤❤❤

  • @rebekahnsereko8641
    @rebekahnsereko8641 Місяць тому +1

    WE ARE FLEXIBLE; WE HAVE TRIED AS UGANDANS

  • @muyodistella
    @muyodistella Місяць тому +6

    😂😅 I love ur content, always realistical to today life.😂

  • @asasirabrendacohens3002
    @asasirabrendacohens3002 Місяць тому +4

    The goat❤🎉

  • @MaaTopp
    @MaaTopp Місяць тому +1

    Funny and highly intellect!

    • @iamunclemo
      @iamunclemo  Місяць тому

      🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

  • @ianhenrylutaaya5940
    @ianhenrylutaaya5940 Місяць тому +2

    unplanned citizen…consistency had me on the floor😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @OthienoBonnyPeter
    @OthienoBonnyPeter Місяць тому +3

    Is it just me who always looks forward to the producer's comments?

  • @biggie_the_blesser
    @biggie_the_blesser Місяць тому +3

    I like the way the producer keeps you in check😂

  • @abohrandy
    @abohrandy Місяць тому +1

    All the way from Nigeria here!
    My first video was the new year on and now, man’s hooked

  • @erashbigz3295
    @erashbigz3295 Місяць тому

    Uncle Mo. Yo the best. Very hilarious. Much love bro