He might just drink socially of course but of course we know that's not likely. It's so sad when people follow their parents in their addictions and bad habits..
My mom passed 3 years ago and my friends still to this day go to tell me "your mom" this that or whatever, which I love the awkwardness they show and feel afterwards, it never gets old and I hope they never stop hahaha. I always laugh and ask them " How long do I get to enjoy how uncomfortable that makes you?". I also work at a gas station and when a customer has a joyful mom story I like to go "Oh man that's so awesome, mines dead....would you like a bag for that?" Then bust up laughing after they pause uncomfortably because they didn't see the convo going that way AT ALL...Which I got my joy of people being uncomfortable when I'm completely fine from her, so I know she'd totally approve.
Came to the comments before watching, though this was some sex story, and I was dumb. Left far happier after the story. Time to get a blanket and break into my hot neighbors house.
@@jarrarwinks8470I thought he was just…saying something that usually gets requested at the end of these videos then continued on with a comment about caterpillaring kids
This reminds me of the time I woke up when my dad was putting our Easter baskets full of goodies into the livingroom for us to wake up to, like Christmas morning kinda surprise, well I made direct eye contact with him and he froze then started hopping out of sight like a bunny 😂 one of my favorite memories haha
Hahaha, I unintentionally got my father to try to carbonate white wine because I loudly wondered if sparkling wine is just carbonated white wine. Next time we walked he told me not to try it. :D
5:07 similar thing happened with me and my friend. Before he was born, he had a sister who unfortunately was stillborn. A couple weeks ago he asked me what I was doing and I said your sis- I’m sorry. Luckily he thought it was hilarious how I cut off and knew I meant no harm.
Every time I hear a story about finding a guy, dong in hand, asleep in a “post masturbatory nap” I wonder how many people actually do this. It has absolutely never been a thing in my life.
I’ve wanted to fall asleep after but I’m never like “yeah lemme just close my eyes and nap for just a second” like I get feeling tired after but that’s just no shame 😭
4:17 I did something sort of like this. I was singing the song Thinking out loud. You know the one that starts with "When your legs don't work like they used to before" in the hallway of my school waiting for a club to start. Just as I sang that first line, a kid in a wheelchair came around the corner and looked straight at me. He thought it was funny, but I was so embarrassed Also, with the gaming ones- I was playing CoD on a visit with my dad. I don't usually trash talk- but there's something about that game that just brings out my demons- Anyway. I was trash talking someone thinking my mic was off. I said something along the lines of "Guess where your mom was last night? She didn't tell you?" and someone in my current party spoke up and let me know I wasn't muted.
that one about the guy instantly dying after getting kicked in the nuts isactually plausible,as zany as it sounds- its uncommon, but a sudden, intense burst of pain/shock can, in really rare causes, outright give you a heart attack
Please stop using 'physically shamed' as a synonym for 'raped' or 'assaulted'. I understand that you have to censor those words to avoid demonetisation, but it is both incredibly inaccurate and horrifically insensitive to refer to it as being 'shamed'. I can guarantee that you have viewers who have been assaulted. Please be more considerate of them, and stop perpetuating the stigma they face. You can easily use an alternative term to bypass the censors instead, like 'forced into contact', and many people would appreciate that small gesture. Thank you.
You are being shamed it isn't saying that you are shameful for it is saying that the person messed up your body I mean it's words in a sentence you gotta understand that it's words atleast he's not saying forcefully put his dong into you he's not trying to shame you for something you couldn't control he's basically saying that it's shameful the fact that they got raped not for the person it's not that serious now (Btw I'm not saying that being raped isn't serious just the sentence isn't)
@@toxin2770 Thank you for sharing your view, although mine is different from yours. I believe that shame has historically been attached to rape and assault, but that it shouldn't be and doesn't have to be. People who have been raped often feel that it was their fault somehow, which is what society has reinforced for centuries, and for that reason they feel shame. They feel like what happened to them is something that others will judge them for, and that makes it very difficult for them to come forward and open up about it. I understand why you feel that it's simply semantics, because in some ways that is true. You're also right that a person's body and/or mind is harmed by rape. However, I believe that if we change the way we talk about rape and assault as a society, we can start to dismantle the stigma. We can help those who have experienced rape to feel empowered rather than blaming themselves, feeling like they've been ruined or broken, and hating their own bodies. I think that removing words like 'shame' and 'victim' from the conversation is the first step towards that, however small.
I have to agree, the term is very inappropriate for the action. Shame is definitely not what I'd use or think of when referring to something as serious as rape. Hopefully they can use a more fitting alternative.
When I was a kid one of my mom's co-workers died and she was going to the funeral and I asked her so that means she won't tickle me anymore right? She told me that girl already quit and it was someone else that died in their sleep. Thinking back on it I can't stop laughing.
333rd like and 40th comment. There are 22 dislikes. This is art and I love it. Anyway, at a friend’s house apparently in my sleep I yelled “that’s mY OPINION” (yes, like the vine.) At Walmart, not really a similar story but I was shopping before Christmas and the person in the checkout line before me was incredibly rude. The cashier was very cool about it and finally went away. I asked the cashier “How are you?” and her face fell and she started crying. I felt terrible. Working before holidays is freaking hard. Something I shouldn’t have been laughing at? In Latin class we watched a random video about roads and bridges and there was dramatic music and it was zooming in on random cars and the first two words were a dramatic “Roads. Bridges.” One classmate and I almost died. After that we made it a goal to ask each teacher a question that involves the words roads and bridges.
One time my friend and I made a pillow fort, a really awesome one. We started cuddling (we were kind of crushing on each other) her cat comes over and lays right on me. Then it thing pisses so much fucking cat piss in between us. She was embarrassed and I was just irritated. Might have been a sign from god because now she hits her boyfriend.
I was 5 years old and spent the night at my friend’s house. The next day we took a road trip with her extended family to the beach. Her grandfather had a heart attack on the beach. Everyone had to leave and we spent the rest of the day at the hospital. I thought I could make my friend feel better by telling her “I’ve had a heart attack before, he’ll be okay.” The man was okay and we were friends for years after.
I had a firecracker explode in my hand. One of those black cats with the paper fuse. My hand instantly went numb and i thought i blew it off until i ran inside. Told my mom what happened and she told me to run my hand under cold water because it was gonna burn like hell in a minute. She was right.
Awkward situation I'm in everytime I'm in any store: "where can I find ___?" "......... I don't work here." There could be an employee stocking right next to me, with a nametag on, uniform, etc. But I'll still be looked at and spoken to first. I'm really not sure why. I'll even be texting on my phone or have a cart with food in it. I've basically just chalked it up to old women assume anyone that has a lanyard on is automatically an employee.
Stayed at a friend's house, for "dinner" we had a dessert so I'm like cool.... Next day no breakfast, no lunch, no snacks. I was supposed to be there for the weekend, I went home early.
I was at a sleepover and my friend fell asleep. I decided it would be funny to do the "hand in warm water" prank. I got the water and put her hand in in, then went to bed because it was taking forever for the plan to work. When I woke up I was soaked, my friend had pissed all over me (we had shared the bed). Very awkward the next morning, we were 9.
I don't understand why people smear crap everywhere 😬 Sure, a person is in a bad spot, 🙄I guess, crap happens, literally... Who wants to put their hands in it and smear it around?!?
I think I was 13 or 14 hanging with a group of friends on NYE. We were from a small town so not a lot to do, we decided to set off fireworks out in the country near a friend's house. A bottle rocket didn't launch right and went sideways. It set afire two sorghum fields including a bird sanctuary observation platform. It went up so fast we panicked and left. It was in the newspaper the next day that vandals had burned down the bird sanctuary. Oops. I felt terrible about it for a long time. A few years later the same area burned down again twice. Once because some friends of friends were out there smoking pot and one guy flicked a lit blunt into the dry grass. The whole area was on fire in seconds so there wasn't much they could do to stop it. The third time I heard a group of high school kids built a campfire to stay warm while drinking and caught the new bird sanctuary platform on fire. The place was a magnet for kids with nothing to do.
@59:29 Holy crap!! I completely forgot about Zoom!!! It always felt like a fever dream I’d concocted from when I was small; gonna go look up some episodes :)))
I once saw a duck wearing a a little red bag on it's but as a diaper in the back of someone's car. it was in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Not really awkward, but quite amusing.
1:08:50 My biggest I should not be laughing moment was when I heard the kid who bullied me throughout middle school and highschool died in car crash cause he was texting and driving
You shouldn’t feel good about that. But you’re young so I get it, otherwise grow up. Often times those who are mean are the most troubled. Pity them, don’t malice and scorn them.
holy fucking shit, the Walmart story about the man cutting himself in front of the family... *O* also facts about the makeup section...anytime i want to buy nail accessories i end up waiting like 20 mins to come unlock the door- me and a lady were there waiting and she literally called the store after 15 mins of us waiting saying we had asked for help mad long ago....theres been a few time ive just left
The one creepy dude reminded me of a guy from 711. Me, my boyfriend and his mom walked to 711 and I didn't have a mask so me and my bf's mom stayed outside and while we were out there some old dude came up and said something along the lines of "heyyyy honey, you've gotta be, what, 17 or 18 right?" And I said yeah (I'm 17) and he was like, "well you look more like 13 or 14" and winked at me
I can only assume it's medical issue that has you wearing diapers but you never really clarified anyways that was foil for him to do not cool hope you're okay
ya the man cutting his arm story isnt a news story for a couple reasons. stuff like that is actually restricted in the news because of a known effect where stuff like that goes UP in occurrence when its reported so news networks will try not to report on them to reduce the chance it will cause increased incidents.
all the WoW stories...i gotta share mine. Naxxramas during T7 days. my buddy is the priest in our 25 man raid who handles raid healing. hes topping the charts in healing and we have very few deaths while going through the Plague wing. we get through the dance without a single death. get through Loatheb and hes still topping charts for heals. we teleport back and hes still in the boss chamber. we tell him to come on through. no response. i notice his vent is open but barely anything coming through. i turn him up and get slammed by snoring sounds. next day i ask him when he passed out. he said before they even started the wing. man raid healed by using me as auto follow, i was a warlock who knew well to stay away from damage as much as possible, and the main tank as assist target. he spent the whole wing spamming area heals on me and throwing a bouncing heal and bubble on the tank in his sleep. same man, now on his shaman, goes to the green dragon fight in ICC. raid lead tells him to go in the portals to get mana. he looks to his mana bar, only at 87%, and asks why? turns out his mana stream totem overwrote the battle's anti mana regen effect enough no caster in its range needed to worry about mana. totally broke the fight. Our tank, Sal the unkillable, solo tanked Gluth and Sindragosa. both of them have mechanics that make you swap tanks every so often or the tank will die. against gluth he managed to pull off disconnecting and reconnecting just right that he would dodge the ability. against sindragosa he just held up long enough that after he finally did die i was already in finisher mode and killed her as the last man standing. i miss the good days of WoW.
1:47 think I'm that ex girlfriend, yeah we are huge besties like the life time kind and he had a cat I'd talk to... In cat but sometimes I'd just practice my cat noises. We also just have weird inside jokes and something like this would happen every now and then like when I'd come home and just start talking full convo to myself at him lol but would realise he's not responding because hes on the phone
8:00 “He came and got drunk.” ouch. that one hurt a little.
He might just drink socially of course but of course we know that's not likely. It's so sad when people follow their parents in their addictions and bad habits..
6:58 omg I died at tacoed of of there 😂😂I can't stop
"so mature-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure-ure *geez"*
Actually wheezed out of breath
So that wasn’t just me
I was looking for this comment
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@@brandynbraswell414 same
My mom passed 3 years ago and my friends still to this day go to tell me "your mom" this that or whatever, which I love the awkwardness they show and feel afterwards, it never gets old and I hope they never stop hahaha. I always laugh and ask them " How long do I get to enjoy how uncomfortable that makes you?".
I also work at a gas station and when a customer has a joyful mom story I like to go "Oh man that's so awesome, mines dead....would you like a bag for that?" Then bust up laughing after they pause uncomfortably because they didn't see the convo going that way AT ALL...Which I got my joy of people being uncomfortable when I'm completely fine from her, so I know she'd totally approve.
Taco time, I can imagine two kids caterpillaring as quick as possible out of a room ahaha
Or like Chipotle. Things got "runny."
Came to the comments before watching, though this was some sex story, and I was dumb. Left far happier after the story. Time to get a blanket and break into my hot neighbors house.
@@jarrarwinks8470I thought he was just…saying something that usually gets requested at the end of these videos then continued on with a comment about caterpillaring kids
This reminds me of the time I woke up when my dad was putting our Easter baskets full of goodies into the livingroom for us to wake up to, like Christmas morning kinda surprise, well I made direct eye contact with him and he froze then started hopping out of sight like a bunny 😂 one of my favorite memories haha
Hahaha, I unintentionally got my father to try to carbonate white wine because I loudly wondered if sparkling wine is just carbonated white wine. Next time we walked he told me not to try it. :D
5:07 similar thing happened with me and my friend. Before he was born, he had a sister who unfortunately was stillborn. A couple weeks ago he asked me what I was doing and I said your sis- I’m sorry. Luckily he thought it was hilarious how I cut off and knew I meant no harm.
A Turtle once saw another turtle without a shell.
Such an awkward moment 😳
Hello again
is A turtle ur name of are u just a turtle.
Why are u everywhere... literlly everywhere on yt
Did you know:
Turtles actually ARE their shell.
I dont think you're a real turtle, sir.
@@loganbrannock2460
Technically speaking they never said that the turtle was alive.
Every time I hear a story about finding a guy, dong in hand, asleep in a “post masturbatory nap” I wonder how many people actually do this. It has absolutely never been a thing in my life.
I’ve wanted to fall asleep after but I’m never like “yeah lemme just close my eyes and nap for just a second” like I get feeling tired after but that’s just no shame 😭
“If you hear us a rockin, don’t come a knockin” 😂. Best one on here 💀
4:17 I did something sort of like this.
I was singing the song Thinking out loud. You know the one that starts with "When your legs don't work like they used to before" in the hallway of my school waiting for a club to start.
Just as I sang that first line, a kid in a wheelchair came around the corner and looked straight at me.
He thought it was funny, but I was so embarrassed
Also, with the gaming ones-
I was playing CoD on a visit with my dad. I don't usually trash talk- but there's something about that game that just brings out my demons-
Anyway. I was trash talking someone thinking my mic was off. I said something along the lines of "Guess where your mom was last night? She didn't tell you?" and someone in my current party spoke up and let me know I wasn't muted.
It's great when your work is driving.
Earpuds and driving thru the night
@Jeff Adams and the gas money builds up faster than a nicotine addiction
Omg the steak knife one.... I wish I had friends like that when I was a kid.
"...but a chemical reaction on your tongue kind of way." That's literally how tasting things work.
I am a truck driver, I had to pull over when I heard the taco story lol then you followed after with the guys drunk mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't focus!!!! lmao
that one about the guy instantly dying after getting kicked in the nuts isactually plausible,as zany as it sounds-
its uncommon, but a sudden, intense burst of pain/shock can, in really rare causes, outright give you a heart attack
1:12:04
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pfff
A bit terrifying lol
The first one is a lot of late bloomers and sheltered kids experiencing chaos for the first time lol
Please stop using 'physically shamed' as a synonym for 'raped' or 'assaulted'. I understand that you have to censor those words to avoid demonetisation, but it is both incredibly inaccurate and horrifically insensitive to refer to it as being 'shamed'. I can guarantee that you have viewers who have been assaulted. Please be more considerate of them, and stop perpetuating the stigma they face. You can easily use an alternative term to bypass the censors instead, like 'forced into contact', and many people would appreciate that small gesture. Thank you.
You are being shamed it isn't saying that you are shameful for it is saying that the person messed up your body I mean it's words in a sentence you gotta understand that it's words atleast he's not saying forcefully put his dong into you he's not trying to shame you for something you couldn't control he's basically saying that it's shameful the fact that they got raped not for the person it's not that serious now (Btw I'm not saying that being raped isn't serious just the sentence isn't)
You need to think about it and turn the word around to the past he's not saying it for you or them
@@toxin2770 Thank you for sharing your view, although mine is different from yours. I believe that shame has historically been attached to rape and assault, but that it shouldn't be and doesn't have to be. People who have been raped often feel that it was their fault somehow, which is what society has reinforced for centuries, and for that reason they feel shame. They feel like what happened to them is something that others will judge them for, and that makes it very difficult for them to come forward and open up about it. I understand why you feel that it's simply semantics, because in some ways that is true. You're also right that a person's body and/or mind is harmed by rape. However, I believe that if we change the way we talk about rape and assault as a society, we can start to dismantle the stigma. We can help those who have experienced rape to feel empowered rather than blaming themselves, feeling like they've been ruined or broken, and hating their own bodies. I think that removing words like 'shame' and 'victim' from the conversation is the first step towards that, however small.
I have to agree, the term is very inappropriate for the action. Shame is definitely not what I'd use or think of when referring to something as serious as rape. Hopefully they can use a more fitting alternative.
Saying shamed makes it seem like you are being punished, he should definetly try to find another term
When I was a kid one of my mom's co-workers died and she was going to the funeral and I asked her so that means she won't tickle me anymore right? She told me that girl already quit and it was someone else that died in their sleep. Thinking back on it I can't stop laughing.
2:32 I just wanna know how they got an apple in the toster
Everytime my freind leaves a group chat he posts the homer bush picture
Every time i replie to a comment i acknowledge it and like it
Love this channel if I'm bored I'll watch this I watch it anyway
attacking someone with a live lobster actually sounds really awesome in a weird trashy way.
The guy who's mom was an alcoholic...that's so sad☹️
Absolutely heartbreaking.. 😪😪
When I got to the great sleep pee, my response was "guess they were pretty sleepee" and I am now cry laughing at 3 am
Thanks, I’m writing this one down.
Bruh the dog humping part is hilarious
I’m watching a compilation of compilations, life is good
333rd like and 40th comment. There are 22 dislikes. This is art and I love it.
Anyway, at a friend’s house apparently in my sleep I yelled “that’s mY OPINION” (yes, like the vine.)
At Walmart, not really a similar story but I was shopping before Christmas and the person in the checkout line before me was incredibly rude. The cashier was very cool about it and finally went away. I asked the cashier “How are you?” and her face fell and she started crying. I felt terrible. Working before holidays is freaking hard.
Something I shouldn’t have been laughing at? In Latin class we watched a random video about roads and bridges and there was dramatic music and it was zooming in on random cars and the first two words were a dramatic “Roads. Bridges.” One classmate and I almost died. After that we made it a goal to ask each teacher a question that involves the words roads and bridges.
The dog story had my dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:05 this all Just sounds like a fever dream lol
One time my friend and I made a pillow fort, a really awesome one. We started cuddling (we were kind of crushing on each other) her cat comes over and lays right on me. Then it thing pisses so much fucking cat piss in between us. She was embarrassed and I was just irritated. Might have been a sign from god because now she hits her boyfriend.
Thank the cat. Praise the piss! \[T]/
I was 5 years old and spent the night at my friend’s house. The next day we took a road trip with her extended family to the beach. Her grandfather had a heart attack on the beach. Everyone had to leave and we spent the rest of the day at the hospital. I thought I could make my friend feel better by telling her “I’ve had a heart attack before, he’ll be okay.” The man was okay and we were friends for years after.
"The little scooter that could" lmao
We not gonna talk about the guy that committed a literal war crime against fruit flies?
Oh my god, taco time has me wiping tears😂😂😂
I had a firecracker explode in my hand. One of those black cats with the paper fuse. My hand instantly went numb and i thought i blew it off until i ran inside. Told my mom what happened and she told me to run my hand under cold water because it was gonna burn like hell in a minute. She was right.
Awkward situation I'm in everytime I'm in any store: "where can I find ___?"
"......... I don't work here."
There could be an employee stocking right next to me, with a nametag on, uniform, etc. But I'll still be looked at and spoken to first. I'm really not sure why. I'll even be texting on my phone or have a cart with food in it. I've basically just chalked it up to old women assume anyone that has a lanyard on is automatically an employee.
I was wearing a red shirt at target and was asked multiple times and even yelled at by a woman who thought I was an employee
Stayed at a friend's house, for "dinner" we had a dessert so I'm like cool.... Next day no breakfast, no lunch, no snacks. I was supposed to be there for the weekend, I went home early.
32:32 flowers for someone with lung cancer?
I was at a sleepover and my friend fell asleep. I decided it would be funny to do the "hand in warm water" prank. I got the water and put her hand in in, then went to bed because it was taking forever for the plan to work. When I woke up I was soaked, my friend had pissed all over me (we had shared the bed). Very awkward the next morning, we were 9.
Why the hell would the diaper friend do that to him? That’s so cruel.
diaper guy is so cool rock them dude
0:54
I wouldn’t exactly call this “awkward”
1:30:28 the narrator lisping😭😂😭😂😭😂
I don't understand why people smear crap everywhere 😬
Sure, a person is in a bad spot, 🙄I guess, crap happens, literally...
Who wants to put their hands in it and smear it around?!?
I think I was 13 or 14 hanging with a group of friends on NYE. We were from a small town so not a lot to do, we decided to set off fireworks out in the country near a friend's house. A bottle rocket didn't launch right and went sideways. It set afire two sorghum fields including a bird sanctuary observation platform. It went up so fast we panicked and left. It was in the newspaper the next day that vandals had burned down the bird sanctuary. Oops. I felt terrible about it for a long time.
A few years later the same area burned down again twice. Once because some friends of friends were out there smoking pot and one guy flicked a lit blunt into the dry grass. The whole area was on fire in seconds so there wasn't much they could do to stop it. The third time I heard a group of high school kids built a campfire to stay warm while drinking and caught the new bird sanctuary platform on fire. The place was a magnet for kids with nothing to do.
I’m listening to this during a quiet class and just burst out laughing if that counts
1:03:00 yeah, the good ole anarchist cookbook
There was an older woman in Walmart on line at the check and pooped down her dress and kept moving like nothing happened.
oh my hahahaha
I have been on so many awkward situations...
I found an imposter going by your name
@@dudedude5035 *how dare they steal my good name*
@@shrek562 I know
@@fintherebel5000 I see you are a man of culture as well
The seizure one happened to us too. He died a few months later.
@59:29 Holy crap!! I completely forgot about Zoom!!! It always felt like a fever dream I’d concocted from when I was small; gonna go look up some episodes :)))
That caterpillar story. Night crawlers. Charlie & Frank.
I watched the entire video
Beep Feep will now be living rent free in my head for the next week!
I laughed at the bat out of hell story. Just the idea of the beginning of that song playing at a funeral is just too funny.
Holy fuck taco time I was crying in the middle of a test
All i can imagine is a kid with eyes half open yelling WATER over and over
I once saw a duck wearing a a little red bag on it's but as a diaper in the back of someone's car. it was in the Wal-Mart parking lot. Not really awkward, but quite amusing.
NNN! 👀
1:08:50 My biggest I should not be laughing moment was when I heard the kid who bullied me throughout middle school and highschool died in car crash cause he was texting and driving
You shouldn’t feel good about that. But you’re young so I get it, otherwise grow up. Often times those who are mean are the most troubled. Pity them, don’t malice and scorn them.
Waking up and not being in jail or a psych ward. Damn, you must've dreamt it
1:26:37 the jack pot hit her
22:55 This sounds like a jamaican mothers home
"i was a literal s**tstorm" i had constapantion and that person made me do a dookie
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu geez
holy fucking shit, the Walmart story about the man cutting himself in front of the family... *O*
also facts about the makeup section...anytime i want to buy nail accessories i end up waiting like 20 mins to come unlock the door- me and a lady were there waiting and she literally called the store after 15 mins of us waiting saying we had asked for help mad long ago....theres been a few time ive just left
The one creepy dude reminded me of a guy from 711.
Me, my boyfriend and his mom walked to 711 and I didn't have a mask so me and my bf's mom stayed outside and while we were out there some old dude came up and said something along the lines of "heyyyy honey, you've gotta be, what, 17 or 18 right?" And I said yeah (I'm 17) and he was like, "well you look more like 13 or 14" and winked at me
Say microphone one more time, I dare you. 😂
I can only assume it's medical issue that has you wearing diapers but you never really clarified anyways that was foil for him to do not cool hope you're okay
ya the man cutting his arm story isnt a news story for a couple reasons. stuff like that is actually restricted in the news because of a known effect where stuff like that goes UP in occurrence when its reported so news networks will try not to report on them to reduce the chance it will cause increased incidents.
Omg taco time 😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
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1:12:03 yo wtf happed
Taco time! Imma do that soon.
I'd love to go to the states just I go see a Walmart. Just not anytime soon tho
all the WoW stories...i gotta share mine. Naxxramas during T7 days. my buddy is the priest in our 25 man raid who handles raid healing. hes topping the charts in healing and we have very few deaths while going through the Plague wing. we get through the dance without a single death. get through Loatheb and hes still topping charts for heals. we teleport back and hes still in the boss chamber. we tell him to come on through. no response. i notice his vent is open but barely anything coming through. i turn him up and get slammed by snoring sounds. next day i ask him when he passed out. he said before they even started the wing. man raid healed by using me as auto follow, i was a warlock who knew well to stay away from damage as much as possible, and the main tank as assist target. he spent the whole wing spamming area heals on me and throwing a bouncing heal and bubble on the tank in his sleep.
same man, now on his shaman, goes to the green dragon fight in ICC. raid lead tells him to go in the portals to get mana. he looks to his mana bar, only at 87%, and asks why? turns out his mana stream totem overwrote the battle's anti mana regen effect enough no caster in its range needed to worry about mana. totally broke the fight.
Our tank, Sal the unkillable, solo tanked Gluth and Sindragosa. both of them have mechanics that make you swap tanks every so often or the tank will die. against gluth he managed to pull off disconnecting and reconnecting just right that he would dodge the ability. against sindragosa he just held up long enough that after he finally did die i was already in finisher mode and killed her as the last man standing.
i miss the good days of WoW.
Not Walmart but I once saw a lady with a live cockatoo just chilling on her cart at goodwill
Early Squad! What’s up?
Emergency food?
Had flashbacks of "you better fix your face or im gona slap the fuk out of it" ahhh
Hahaha
1:12:04
Was any 1 else creeped out by the bot going hahahahahahahahah
at around 1:12:06 bc yeah 😅
Beep Feeep 🤣🤣
I used to laugh at sad things. The end of "The Inner Light" in Star Trek made me laugh and I don't think my dad liked my reaction
6:03 That happened to me to.
1:47 think I'm that ex girlfriend, yeah we are huge besties like the life time kind and he had a cat I'd talk to... In cat but sometimes I'd just practice my cat noises. We also just have weird inside jokes and something like this would happen every now and then like when I'd come home and just start talking full convo to myself at him lol but would realise he's not responding because hes on the phone
Have to add when I’m driving I couldn’t just fast forward
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Okay , so to stop your liver getting shredded by antifreeze you need to keep downing vodka
Like what?
after watching this video i decided to watch harry potter
Dude why do you have so many ads
Atleast asda is caner than its parent...
FEAR ME MORTALS I AM *FIRST*
I don’t know why any regular store sells Makeup cuz of All the theft.
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What on earth is a "sams club?"
Smh i t9ld my bro not to start a stire and the get owned buy walmart smh