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Woken up for head? Nah, that'd be especially concerning because I live alone.
I gochu bro
Ok seriously, I feel like if we talked about it first I'd be fine with it, but if we didn't talk about it first then it's assault and I've been R@ped
Depends on who is doing it. My sister, maybe. Uncle Benny? Hell naw!
Even more concerning if you live alone on an island with only seals around
What you mean by that 😅
Imagine opening a suitcase you stole and the corpse of a dead dog is staring at you, instead of the laptops you were promised.
If I was that man, I would turn my whole life around at that very moment.
Free plushies
@@LeGabrielMan 😕
@@LeGabrielMan No.
@@LeGabrielMan mcscuse me bitch?
I'd be more than flabbergasted if someone just brings a live chicken into a fast food store I can't lie
It'd be cute
If it behaves I'd be impressed.
I’d go like welp I’m not doing anything till this situation is over then get a drink and watch the show
That was honestly kinda cute
itll make your day better since its usually hell. i worked retail for a year bro. customers can be brutal
The poison one -- as you suspected she poisoned herself as well and they both went to the hospital. They survived.
It's both mucous membranes so idk how she thought they both wouldn't be screwed
That's gonna be a funny conversation
@@squirrel670 They screwed alright
are some of the highlighted "words" (more like letters) just randomly highlighted?
@@nikofoundaniphone1109 i think so
0:28 This is what a prank is, no one is getting hurt or harmed, and it gives the effort of shock and then laughter as you realize what's happening
You mean I don’t have to assault people to be funny?
@@Red_Vermin yes I mean, you don't have to assault anyone to be funny
@@crow6120 🤯
@@crow6120 Are you saying that I don't have to commit property damage either?!
No murder = no funny
The girl doing the math to find out the guy groomed his wife, I just imagine the “meet the spy” music playing.
Honestly that's very cool
@@cyrusanimates6585 very cool
@@squipsquap7052 cool
"Baby I think you were groomed."
Dun dun DUNN
Thank you for that visual
The one where the chicken was lying on the lightbulbs was really adorable.
In all fairness, I'd be JUST as freaked out if someone brought in a chicken to get fried up lol
If they paid extra I'd cook it, but I'd prefer to pet it and feed it some bread.
That would actually be crazy if KFC had that rule honestly
Pretty sure they did back when more people raised chickens
9:19 I remember a skit that had those exact words. It was a joke, but the reaction was pretty funny.
Actually tho
Tbh out of all the pranks someone can pull the chicken one is pretty good. They didn't bring the live chicken behind the counter, they didn't harm anyone as far as I know y'know-
Definitely, the staff were shocked not angry, and ot was ACTUALLY FUNNY.
For those of you who didn’t get the joke at 7:44 ,I guess you could say that the joke really crashed and burned…
I read the text,then saw the helicopter and I immediately went "hell no"
it's kobe bryant for the retards who didn't get the joke
😂
Ngl, idk who that is but it could be applied to a Brazilian news reporter if it MEANS what I think
@@BrennoC_YT lets just say the name is shared with a type of expensive wagyu
The stolen dog clipped was so sad but I laughed way too hard. Bet he won’t steal again 😂
Dude the first clip is totally something I would do if I had a chicken. Great video.
I told my grandma about it and asked if she thought her friend would let us borrow one of her girls. She laughed and said “no she absolutely would not.”
"this isnt a cluckin' joke" is the peak of comedy this year. it's like comedy diamond
It is a work of art
And like the sneak he is, Ailurus escapes from the San Diego Zoo once more to post a video without telling anyone.
I'm telling ya idk how bro keeps escaping
@@Psychotimewizard he's just that cool
@@sojournerrover9934 he probably rizzed up all the guards
@@Psychotimewizard that is strange seeing as he is A FUCKING PANDA HOW THE MAN GOT RIZZ AND I DONT IM NOT BITTER I SWEAR
7:03 That's Mr. Krupp's house. Be careful when snapping your fingers within earshot.
That was my childhood. Take my like good sir/madam
3:00 I'm not a guy, but I certainly would NOT want to be woken up with anything sexual. That's straight up assult bc I did not consent and I assume it's the same for anyone else
I like it, so long as we consented
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Exactly, that is key. Any kinks need to be discussed before hand. If its something you want to try, ask them first. Some people do find a Consensual Non-Consenual role play exciting.
@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7I've had head without consent from my wifey. I don't care unless she ate something spicy.
Hey man, being a sleep paralysis demon is hard work.
No I wouldn’t want to be woken up, I want to sleep. Flip the script and suddenly I’m in shackles for sexual abuse or worst.
Yeah, I’d hope so, if you’re touching people in their sleep.
Well, you can do that with your partner, not some random person of course. Also if you give someone a blowjob at night I'd imagine the look you'd get would say more than any words could xD
Definitely something you need to discuss before hand with your partner. Some people are into the Consenual Non-Consensual role playing. All in all, if you’re not sure, if you dont know, just ask and talk about it and be honest.
No, you wouldn't. What are you on about???
@@TimsVampireSexCultHe sure would, depending on the partner.
5:42 you could say that’s not the brightest chicken out there
My mom has chickens, so I can say with certainty they are not the brightest bulbs in the animal kingdom. :3
You suppose its the one at 0:00?
I have to say that chicken on the first clip was remarkably calm for that situation.
Thank you aliurus for your vid’s I just lost a pet due to cancer but you make my day better. THANK YOU
Nice pfp lol
damn that’s sad, hope you’re alright and it gets better
damn,
can i see some titties
sad to here that lad , hope your day gets even better! nice profile picture by the way
fucking based pfp, I hope your pet revives
the bring your own chicken guy was what a joke should be.
funny for everyone, not agony and suffering for anyone.
7:45 Horses only have one stomach so they can't spare the calcium to grow a horn
4:33 Those are poison rings, i absolutely love them.
they come in all different shapes and sizes and some are really well made to the point u cant tell its a poison ring.
What do you mean? It’s just a silly ring to keep your tea sugar.
Grandpa I don't feel so go-
What’s the name of a well-made one?
I heard Cosby owned one
I feel like waking up in the middle of the night to some head wouldn't be the best but I bet it's one hell of an alarm in the morning
Its funny how king tut is so famous when records show the mf did absolutely nothing but be born and die, he wasnt even old enough to take power and had the smallest tomb of all the pharoahs, hes just famous cuz we found him first
3:03 FUCK no, I need my full 8 hours. Plus that shit IS an assault
7:34 Unicorns are just rhinos misconscrewed by people in the Middle Ages.
7:08 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!
that first clip is how pranks are supposed to be. if only one party is laughing at the end of it, it wasnt a joke
3:43 I was NOT prepared for that
I love pranks like the first one! They’re hilarious and no one gets hurt/humiliated
9:26
That is such a dad joke
damn with that first video being chaotically wholesome, we gotta get you to do r/chaoticgood
7:00 whomever that belongs to probably aint gonna be the one walking out of that house
I love the holdup videos
I love this sub. Subverting expectations is a great cornerstone for comedy.
*8:36** was not expecting this wow!!!*
Rhinoplasties did exist during King Tut's time. It was just uh...evry different and it required brutally disfiguring the current nose, rubbing the skin raw, get a flap of skin from the forehead THAT WAS STILL ATTACHED TO THE FOREHEAD, laying it over the raw skin, sticking bamboo in there to hold the shape and of course being drunk while this happened
Oh yeah, they did that... *I HATE YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP*
7:04 captain underpants lives there 💀💀💀
4:26 apparently he didn't go for it , it smelled fishier than usual
The first video is chaotically wholesome
2:59 Depends on the context, if I have a girlfriend and I agreed? Yes. If I live alone? No
Thank you ailurus for always making the day better with your uploads
9:41 King Tut looks like he's about to "HEE-HEE"
This was the best video to eat my toasted egg sandwich to, which I'm proud to say I made myself! Thank you for all you do!
Ayyy well done! How was it?
@@JAB_the_Tab very good!
4:06 ive heard this so many times in so many ways. I do genuinely hope this is real at least once.
You hope someone’s dead dog got stolen?
@@The_Tcat It's dead so who cares unlike if it was alive we're obviously you wouldn't want your dog to get stolen from you.
You can tell that chickens a well taken care of pet because shes just chillin, even in public with all these people around theyre just chillin
9:48 Everyone look its Griffith Jackson
Oh god the hair! I can’t unsee it 😂
3:20 you already saw this, she got roasted with the "her uterus is a clown car" comment
I love seeing a new upload from you man. It’s always something really wholesome, or god awful. It’s like Reddit 50/50
You neeeeeeeeeeed to do more of these, they are gold.
6:12 ”thanks, this was delicious, when is desert?”
*5:20* That is one broody-ass bird. Lol.
I keep watching the first one repeatedly.
“Ariel’s race this” “Ariel’s race that” HAVE YALL SEEN FLOUNDER???? YOUD SEE THAT SHIT IN A GROCERY STORE FISH SECTION. THAT GUY LOOKS DEAD. NO LIGHT BEHIND HIS EYES.
i bet that was the first time for some of them to see a chicken irl and that saddens me deeply
6:11 bro why you had to double up? 😭
_💀_
8:23 the most unrealistic part about that is jesus being white
I would much rather be woken up to then be given the option than head, rather than just given head. Especially because I live alone
I think I'm going to hell for laughing at the "Guess the NBA Player" one
Thanks, Ailurus. Always enjoy your videos. Keep on keeping on, man!
8:31 why's mark zuckerberg shaking hands with weird al
9:34
GET ME THAT STEAK!
0:43 that's a big W
Sweet home Alabama
I dare say "The Coffin of Andrew and Leyley"
No, man.
whst have you say?
Nah that guy’s gonna be waiting for a while before he walks out, no doubt GTA 6 would come out before that happens
5:01 Chris-chan’s successor
cheers man , that one where old mates naming his turd Mr Hoskins messed me up, Laughed hard didi the hold up double take.
"What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?"
"Well, that was awkward."
8:13 smartest Reddit user
That first one is so wholesome😂😂😂
0:22 chickens are loving and nice, but they are menaces to mice, bugs and snakes or anything smaller than them..
also they eat chickens so idk why its a hol' up moment
I think it's a hol' up moment because most people don't know that
6:21
I guess he GHOSTED her
**J Jonah Jameson laugh intensifies, I guess**
Because of the pun
3:04 preferably when the sun is up.
I love that there's a post from Hard Jewelry in here, they genuinely make really nice silver jewelry and the DYT coffin ring is definitely one of the weirder ones
Ailurus adds another video game track to his arsenal, hes becoming too powerful
If it's my fiance I've been with for more than 10 years, i wouldn't mind waking up to anything with her, we are partners for life and we do as we wish with each other. Now if it was someone I'm not dating, I'd be genuinely disgusted.
5:15 saw that as a floridian and IMMEDIATELY stole that shit... stealing might be the cause fo that tho so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
4:08 I first saw this story way back in the days of 8chan. Only, it was a black Labrador that passed when OP was dog-sitting and it wasn't 'a guy' that stole a suitcase full of laptops. It was 'a n*****' who stole a suitcase full of speakers.
Still a good story though.
was *that* the "hol' up" portion?
Remember some guy in my town who got in a whole heap of different trouble cuz someone said that he had a suitcase full of laptops and stuff.
The laptop part was a lie. Dude was carrying drugs.
7:46 I heard nba and I was just screaming “NO NO NO NO”
Fresh panda man content on my lunch break, always good to see!
Eric looks like he's nursing a hangover.
3:00 fuck yea dude thats free breakfest
9:10 she’s not wrong though
I love the cupon guy
It depends on who, if it’s my partner then MAYBE I’ll give SOME leeway but if it’s anyone else then they getting knocked out
3:01
The ONLY case in which that is maybe okay is if the man and his partner agreed to that beforehand as an allowed thing within the relationship. Even then it seems a bit icky to me.
I NEED THAT IMAGE AT 3:11 SO BAD PLEASE I NEED IT
Ratatouille in a nutshell
10:09 why does it look like he just bought her😭
The girl or the horse 💀💀💀💀
LMAO
@@hasbruh2987 both
0:35 lol
That first clip was WILD 😁👍
1:31 True friend
2:12 😁
2:19
3:06 YEEAAHH
4:50 ⛈️⚡⚡
5:50 to 5:54 the AI's response was just brutal.
7:01 to 7:05 😨
9:35 🥩
8:32 this one is just messed up man
5:38 Confused bird
5:05 fork
Outlet
Voila.
Just don't wake me up period
7:44 it took me 10 seconds to understand the joke
Tutankhamoonwalking
I saw the last meme the other day, and it didn’t even click that that was the joke. I just thought it was because the horse was real instead of stylized animation like the other animals in the movie
1:10
Andrew wasn’t being a dick, he was roleplaying as Neo.