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  • @TrentFalkenrath
    @TrentFalkenrath Рік тому +1170

    Woken up for head? Nah, that'd be especially concerning because I live alone.

    • @big_pb
      @big_pb Рік тому +89

      I gochu bro

    • @Chimerathedragon
      @Chimerathedragon Рік тому +53

      Ok seriously, I feel like if we talked about it first I'd be fine with it, but if we didn't talk about it first then it's assault and I've been R@ped

    • @thetommygunshow
      @thetommygunshow Рік тому +26

      Depends on who is doing it. My sister, maybe. Uncle Benny? Hell naw!

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 Рік тому +14

      Even more concerning if you live alone on an island with only seals around

    • @markbest2513
      @markbest2513 Рік тому +7

      What you mean by that 😅

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 Рік тому +1443

    Imagine opening a suitcase you stole and the corpse of a dead dog is staring at you, instead of the laptops you were promised.

  • @Mixedplayers
    @Mixedplayers Рік тому +732

    I'd be more than flabbergasted if someone just brings a live chicken into a fast food store I can't lie

    • @Baenstelker
      @Baenstelker Рік тому +19

      It'd be cute

    • @ScientObject40
      @ScientObject40 Рік тому +19

      If it behaves I'd be impressed.

    • @levievil9220
      @levievil9220 Рік тому +2

      I’d go like welp I’m not doing anything till this situation is over then get a drink and watch the show

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 Рік тому +2

      That was honestly kinda cute

    • @xenomorph_636
      @xenomorph_636 11 місяців тому +1

      itll make your day better since its usually hell. i worked retail for a year bro. customers can be brutal

  • @MinouHime
    @MinouHime Рік тому +272

    The poison one -- as you suspected she poisoned herself as well and they both went to the hospital. They survived.

    • @squirrel670
      @squirrel670 Рік тому +18

      It's both mucous membranes so idk how she thought they both wouldn't be screwed

    • @LunarBloodRose27
      @LunarBloodRose27 Рік тому +8

      That's gonna be a funny conversation

    • @bloomingdaemon
      @bloomingdaemon Рік тому +17

      @@squirrel670 They screwed alright

    • @nikofoundaniphone1109
      @nikofoundaniphone1109 Рік тому +1

      are some of the highlighted "words" (more like letters) just randomly highlighted?

    • @Red0s7
      @Red0s7 Рік тому

      @@nikofoundaniphone1109 i think so

  • @crow6120
    @crow6120 Рік тому +217

    0:28 This is what a prank is, no one is getting hurt or harmed, and it gives the effort of shock and then laughter as you realize what's happening

    • @Red_Vermin
      @Red_Vermin Рік тому +35

      You mean I don’t have to assault people to be funny?

    • @crow6120
      @crow6120 Рік тому +24

      @@Red_Vermin yes I mean, you don't have to assault anyone to be funny

    • @Red_Vermin
      @Red_Vermin Рік тому +12

      @@crow6120 🤯

    • @AmazingAutist
      @AmazingAutist Рік тому +19

      ​@@crow6120 Are you saying that I don't have to commit property damage either?!

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 місяці тому

      No murder = no funny

  • @thedetectove
    @thedetectove Рік тому +234

    The girl doing the math to find out the guy groomed his wife, I just imagine the “meet the spy” music playing.

  • @acronix9565
    @acronix9565 Рік тому +35

    The one where the chicken was lying on the lightbulbs was really adorable.

  • @roonkolos
    @roonkolos Рік тому +269

    In all fairness, I'd be JUST as freaked out if someone brought in a chicken to get fried up lol

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 Рік тому

      If they paid extra I'd cook it, but I'd prefer to pet it and feed it some bread.

  • @PFearr
    @PFearr Рік тому +166

    That would actually be crazy if KFC had that rule honestly

    • @krethroe5087
      @krethroe5087 Рік тому +9

      Pretty sure they did back when more people raised chickens

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +43

    9:19 I remember a skit that had those exact words. It was a joke, but the reaction was pretty funny.

  • @bombdotcom2168
    @bombdotcom2168 Рік тому +70

    Tbh out of all the pranks someone can pull the chicken one is pretty good. They didn't bring the live chicken behind the counter, they didn't harm anyone as far as I know y'know-

    • @comrade7324
      @comrade7324 5 місяців тому

      Definitely, the staff were shocked not angry, and ot was ACTUALLY FUNNY.

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 Рік тому +80

    For those of you who didn’t get the joke at 7:44 ,I guess you could say that the joke really crashed and burned…

    • @blue_lux
      @blue_lux Рік тому +7

      I read the text,then saw the helicopter and I immediately went "hell no"

    • @nehalarafa8260
      @nehalarafa8260 Рік тому

      it's kobe bryant for the retards who didn't get the joke

    • @nationalinstituteofcheese3012
      @nationalinstituteofcheese3012 Рік тому

      😂

    • @BrennoC_YT
      @BrennoC_YT Рік тому

      Ngl, idk who that is but it could be applied to a Brazilian news reporter if it MEANS what I think

    • @setyourhandle-_
      @setyourhandle-_ 7 місяців тому

      @@BrennoC_YT lets just say the name is shared with a type of expensive wagyu

  • @Cosmic_Lily
    @Cosmic_Lily Рік тому +49

    The stolen dog clipped was so sad but I laughed way too hard. Bet he won’t steal again 😂

  • @syliphn8638
    @syliphn8638 Рік тому +102

    Dude the first clip is totally something I would do if I had a chicken. Great video.

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +1

      I told my grandma about it and asked if she thought her friend would let us borrow one of her girls. She laughed and said “no she absolutely would not.”

  • @RabidWildCreature
    @RabidWildCreature Рік тому +5

    "this isnt a cluckin' joke" is the peak of comedy this year. it's like comedy diamond

  • @sojournerrover9934
    @sojournerrover9934 Рік тому +118

    And like the sneak he is, Ailurus escapes from the San Diego Zoo once more to post a video without telling anyone.

    • @Psychotimewizard
      @Psychotimewizard Рік тому +12

      I'm telling ya idk how bro keeps escaping

    • @sojournerrover9934
      @sojournerrover9934 Рік тому +2

      @@Psychotimewizard he's just that cool

    • @Psychotimewizard
      @Psychotimewizard Рік тому +3

      @@sojournerrover9934 he probably rizzed up all the guards

    • @YourAverageSoftmodder
      @YourAverageSoftmodder Рік тому +3

      @@Psychotimewizard that is strange seeing as he is A FUCKING PANDA HOW THE MAN GOT RIZZ AND I DONT IM NOT BITTER I SWEAR

  • @flappy5291
    @flappy5291 Рік тому +27

    7:03 That's Mr. Krupp's house. Be careful when snapping your fingers within earshot.

  • @canadianlucifer8446
    @canadianlucifer8446 Рік тому +38

    3:00 I'm not a guy, but I certainly would NOT want to be woken up with anything sexual. That's straight up assult bc I did not consent and I assume it's the same for anyone else

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Рік тому +6

      I like it, so long as we consented

    • @xikitagatita
      @xikitagatita Рік тому +6

      @@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Exactly, that is key. Any kinks need to be discussed before hand. If its something you want to try, ask them first. Some people do find a Consensual Non-Consenual role play exciting.

    • @managementman9231
      @managementman9231 Рік тому

      ​@@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7I've had head without consent from my wifey. I don't care unless she ate something spicy.

    • @Asertix357
      @Asertix357 Рік тому +4

      Hey man, being a sleep paralysis demon is hard work.

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 Рік тому +49

    No I wouldn’t want to be woken up, I want to sleep. Flip the script and suddenly I’m in shackles for sexual abuse or worst.

    • @billybubone
      @billybubone Рік тому +2

      Yeah, I’d hope so, if you’re touching people in their sleep.

    • @xPandamon
      @xPandamon Рік тому

      Well, you can do that with your partner, not some random person of course. Also if you give someone a blowjob at night I'd imagine the look you'd get would say more than any words could xD

    • @xikitagatita
      @xikitagatita Рік тому +5

      Definitely something you need to discuss before hand with your partner. Some people are into the Consenual Non-Consensual role playing. All in all, if you’re not sure, if you dont know, just ask and talk about it and be honest.

    • @TimsVampireSexCult
      @TimsVampireSexCult Рік тому

      No, you wouldn't. What are you on about???

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 місяці тому

      @@TimsVampireSexCultHe sure would, depending on the partner.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh Рік тому +21

    5:42 you could say that’s not the brightest chicken out there

    • @alexismyers6053
      @alexismyers6053 Рік тому +4

      My mom has chickens, so I can say with certainty they are not the brightest bulbs in the animal kingdom. :3

    • @cheeplethebulldog1420
      @cheeplethebulldog1420 Рік тому +1

      You suppose its the one at 0:00?

  • @konrad94886
    @konrad94886 Рік тому +15

    I have to say that chicken on the first clip was remarkably calm for that situation.

  • @Gators_and_bears_fan
    @Gators_and_bears_fan Рік тому +274

    Thank you aliurus for your vid’s I just lost a pet due to cancer but you make my day better. THANK YOU

  • @Local_Lad
    @Local_Lad Рік тому +3

    the bring your own chicken guy was what a joke should be.
    funny for everyone, not agony and suffering for anyone.

  • @HollowTomajikate
    @HollowTomajikate Рік тому +5

    7:45 Horses only have one stomach so they can't spare the calcium to grow a horn

  • @ciphertail
    @ciphertail Рік тому +13

    4:33 Those are poison rings, i absolutely love them.
    they come in all different shapes and sizes and some are really well made to the point u cant tell its a poison ring.

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 Рік тому +6

      What do you mean? It’s just a silly ring to keep your tea sugar.

    • @RubbaFrog
      @RubbaFrog Рік тому +4

      Grandpa I don't feel so go-

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 2 місяці тому

      What’s the name of a well-made one?

    • @alizaidanthamyeez740
      @alizaidanthamyeez740 2 місяці тому

      I heard Cosby owned one

  • @se.224
    @se.224 Рік тому +8

    I feel like waking up in the middle of the night to some head wouldn't be the best but I bet it's one hell of an alarm in the morning

  • @borkus7620
    @borkus7620 10 місяців тому +2

    Its funny how king tut is so famous when records show the mf did absolutely nothing but be born and die, he wasnt even old enough to take power and had the smallest tomb of all the pharoahs, hes just famous cuz we found him first

  • @Power-kn6fk
    @Power-kn6fk Рік тому +20

    3:03 FUCK no, I need my full 8 hours. Plus that shit IS an assault

  • @Barakon
    @Barakon Рік тому +7

    7:34 Unicorns are just rhinos misconscrewed by people in the Middle Ages.

  • @gooday132
    @gooday132 Рік тому +13

    7:08 CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

  • @tosutaa
    @tosutaa Рік тому +4

    that first clip is how pranks are supposed to be. if only one party is laughing at the end of it, it wasnt a joke

  • @iatetoomuchcornflaeks
    @iatetoomuchcornflaeks Рік тому +4

    3:43 I was NOT prepared for that

  • @KatTheLavaGirl
    @KatTheLavaGirl Рік тому +8

    I love pranks like the first one! They’re hilarious and no one gets hurt/humiliated

  • @guilhermesiffer4904
    @guilhermesiffer4904 Рік тому +7

    9:26
    That is such a dad joke

  • @onehittalon789
    @onehittalon789 Рік тому +17

    damn with that first video being chaotically wholesome, we gotta get you to do r/chaoticgood

  • @richcast66
    @richcast66 Рік тому +1

    7:00 whomever that belongs to probably aint gonna be the one walking out of that house

  • @shanesluss1863
    @shanesluss1863 Рік тому +22

    I love the holdup videos

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 Рік тому +10

    I love this sub. Subverting expectations is a great cornerstone for comedy.

  • @ILoveCanada0
    @ILoveCanada0 Рік тому +4

    *8:36** was not expecting this wow!!!*

  • @Smthn_Wicked
    @Smthn_Wicked Рік тому +2

    Rhinoplasties did exist during King Tut's time. It was just uh...evry different and it required brutally disfiguring the current nose, rubbing the skin raw, get a flap of skin from the forehead THAT WAS STILL ATTACHED TO THE FOREHEAD, laying it over the raw skin, sticking bamboo in there to hold the shape and of course being drunk while this happened

    • @A_Rookie
      @A_Rookie Рік тому

      Oh yeah, they did that... *I HATE YOU FOR BRINGING THAT UP*

  • @what-cj3vi
    @what-cj3vi Рік тому +1

    7:04 captain underpants lives there 💀💀💀

  • @livingwater25
    @livingwater25 Рік тому +6

    4:26 apparently he didn't go for it , it smelled fishier than usual

  • @paballomolata8844
    @paballomolata8844 Рік тому +6

    The first video is chaotically wholesome

  • @Peanut323
    @Peanut323 Рік тому +4

    2:59 Depends on the context, if I have a girlfriend and I agreed? Yes. If I live alone? No

  • @someythespider
    @someythespider Рік тому +24

    Thank you ailurus for always making the day better with your uploads

  • @woof-io
    @woof-io Рік тому +5

    9:41 King Tut looks like he's about to "HEE-HEE"

  • @StrangeRTY7
    @StrangeRTY7 Рік тому +8

    This was the best video to eat my toasted egg sandwich to, which I'm proud to say I made myself! Thank you for all you do!

  • @bland9876
    @bland9876 Рік тому +5

    4:06 ive heard this so many times in so many ways. I do genuinely hope this is real at least once.

    • @The_Tcat
      @The_Tcat 10 місяців тому

      You hope someone’s dead dog got stolen?

    • @bland9876
      @bland9876 10 місяців тому +1

      @@The_Tcat It's dead so who cares unlike if it was alive we're obviously you wouldn't want your dog to get stolen from you.

  • @borkus7620
    @borkus7620 28 днів тому

    You can tell that chickens a well taken care of pet because shes just chillin, even in public with all these people around theyre just chillin

  • @Cobalt_Spartan
    @Cobalt_Spartan Рік тому +10

    9:48 Everyone look its Griffith Jackson

    • @scurreith3667
      @scurreith3667 Рік тому +2

      Oh god the hair! I can’t unsee it 😂

  • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
    @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Рік тому +3

    3:20 you already saw this, she got roasted with the "her uterus is a clown car" comment

  • @blitzboy2934
    @blitzboy2934 Рік тому +16

    I love seeing a new upload from you man. It’s always something really wholesome, or god awful. It’s like Reddit 50/50

  • @egalitarius8582
    @egalitarius8582 Рік тому +4

    You neeeeeeeeeeed to do more of these, they are gold.

  • @moiolensuomalainen5708
    @moiolensuomalainen5708 Рік тому

    6:12 ”thanks, this was delicious, when is desert?”

  • @Cuprite1024
    @Cuprite1024 Рік тому +2

    *5:20* That is one broody-ass bird. Lol.

  • @MrRhino-gu6ni
    @MrRhino-gu6ni 25 днів тому +1

    I keep watching the first one repeatedly.

  • @HellStreak
    @HellStreak Рік тому +2

    “Ariel’s race this” “Ariel’s race that” HAVE YALL SEEN FLOUNDER???? YOUD SEE THAT SHIT IN A GROCERY STORE FISH SECTION. THAT GUY LOOKS DEAD. NO LIGHT BEHIND HIS EYES.

  • @BovineEntertainment
    @BovineEntertainment Рік тому +2

    i bet that was the first time for some of them to see a chicken irl and that saddens me deeply

  • @AronTheNpc
    @AronTheNpc Рік тому +11

    6:11 bro why you had to double up? 😭

  • @WIKKRMUSIC
    @WIKKRMUSIC Рік тому +8

    8:23 the most unrealistic part about that is jesus being white

  • @turtleman1466
    @turtleman1466 Рік тому +2

    I would much rather be woken up to then be given the option than head, rather than just given head. Especially because I live alone

  • @KawaiiKing64
    @KawaiiKing64 Рік тому +2

    I think I'm going to hell for laughing at the "Guess the NBA Player" one

  • @Noodles207
    @Noodles207 Рік тому +4

    Thanks, Ailurus. Always enjoy your videos. Keep on keeping on, man!

  • @SpamTongbutcool
    @SpamTongbutcool Рік тому +2

    8:31 why's mark zuckerberg shaking hands with weird al

  • @SK1N_WALK3R
    @SK1N_WALK3R Рік тому +3

    9:34
    GET ME THAT STEAK!

  • @supahguy2013
    @supahguy2013 Рік тому +6

    0:43 that's a big W

  • @biriyani_on_top
    @biriyani_on_top Рік тому +3

    Nah that guy’s gonna be waiting for a while before he walks out, no doubt GTA 6 would come out before that happens

  • @Nordigoistired
    @Nordigoistired Рік тому +6

    5:01 Chris-chan’s successor

  • @theducka1
    @theducka1 Рік тому

    cheers man , that one where old mates naming his turd Mr Hoskins messed me up, Laughed hard didi the hold up double take.

  • @Arcanenerd54-j4x
    @Arcanenerd54-j4x 15 днів тому

    "What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?"
    "Well, that was awkward."

  • @miniongeorge60
    @miniongeorge60 Рік тому +7

    8:13 smartest Reddit user

  • @Thyfunidoge
    @Thyfunidoge Рік тому +1

    That first one is so wholesome😂😂😂

  • @playernotfound9489
    @playernotfound9489 Рік тому +9

    0:22 chickens are loving and nice, but they are menaces to mice, bugs and snakes or anything smaller than them..
    also they eat chickens so idk why its a hol' up moment

    • @SuperGamingBrosSGB
      @SuperGamingBrosSGB Рік тому

      I think it's a hol' up moment because most people don't know that

  • @ericvandenavond8748
    @ericvandenavond8748 Рік тому +4

    6:21
    I guess he GHOSTED her

    • @Intelligence_Core3
      @Intelligence_Core3 8 місяців тому

      **J Jonah Jameson laugh intensifies, I guess**
      Because of the pun

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +1

    3:04 preferably when the sun is up.

  • @SedatedLynx
    @SedatedLynx Рік тому

    I love that there's a post from Hard Jewelry in here, they genuinely make really nice silver jewelry and the DYT coffin ring is definitely one of the weirder ones

  • @Psychotimewizard
    @Psychotimewizard Рік тому +3

    Ailurus adds another video game track to his arsenal, hes becoming too powerful

  • @bluemenace04
    @bluemenace04 Рік тому +2

    If it's my fiance I've been with for more than 10 years, i wouldn't mind waking up to anything with her, we are partners for life and we do as we wish with each other. Now if it was someone I'm not dating, I'd be genuinely disgusted.

  • @offbeat_link
    @offbeat_link 6 місяців тому +1

    5:15 saw that as a floridian and IMMEDIATELY stole that shit... stealing might be the cause fo that tho so uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @captc0ck5lap60
    @captc0ck5lap60 Рік тому +3

    4:08 I first saw this story way back in the days of 8chan. Only, it was a black Labrador that passed when OP was dog-sitting and it wasn't 'a guy' that stole a suitcase full of laptops. It was 'a n*****' who stole a suitcase full of speakers.
    Still a good story though.

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Рік тому

      was *that* the "hol' up" portion?

    • @cheeplethebulldog1420
      @cheeplethebulldog1420 Рік тому +1

      Remember some guy in my town who got in a whole heap of different trouble cuz someone said that he had a suitcase full of laptops and stuff.
      The laptop part was a lie. Dude was carrying drugs.

  • @end_slayer
    @end_slayer Рік тому +1

    7:46 I heard nba and I was just screaming “NO NO NO NO”

  • @josephchanley7228
    @josephchanley7228 Рік тому +1

    Fresh panda man content on my lunch break, always good to see!

  • @joshdoyle6773
    @joshdoyle6773 Рік тому +1

    Eric looks like he's nursing a hangover.

  • @doritodust123
    @doritodust123 Рік тому +1

    3:00 fuck yea dude thats free breakfest

  • @JohnDoe-lx3dt
    @JohnDoe-lx3dt Рік тому +4

    9:10 she’s not wrong though

  • @juliaportes6603
    @juliaportes6603 Рік тому +3

    I love the cupon guy

  • @SuperZaiyan9
    @SuperZaiyan9 Рік тому +1

    It depends on who, if it’s my partner then MAYBE I’ll give SOME leeway but if it’s anyone else then they getting knocked out

  • @nunya432
    @nunya432 7 місяців тому

    3:01
    The ONLY case in which that is maybe okay is if the man and his partner agreed to that beforehand as an allowed thing within the relationship. Even then it seems a bit icky to me.

  • @onebase4208
    @onebase4208 Рік тому +5

    I NEED THAT IMAGE AT 3:11 SO BAD PLEASE I NEED IT

  • @mr.toasty2741
    @mr.toasty2741 Рік тому +6

    10:09 why does it look like he just bought her😭

  • @Bushables
    @Bushables Рік тому +4

    0:35 lol

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 Рік тому

    That first clip was WILD 😁👍
    1:31 True friend
    2:12 😁
    2:19
    3:06 YEEAAHH
    4:50 ⛈️⚡⚡
    5:50 to 5:54 the AI's response was just brutal.
    7:01 to 7:05 😨
    9:35 🥩

  • @arandompersonthatyoumightk4476

    8:32 this one is just messed up man

  • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
    @ShadowtheYouTuber523 4 місяці тому

    5:38 Confused bird

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +2

    5:05 fork
    Outlet
    Voila.

  • @hollow9414
    @hollow9414 Рік тому +2

    Just don't wake me up period

  • @cheesentman1515
    @cheesentman1515 Рік тому

    7:44 it took me 10 seconds to understand the joke

  • @nikitasvorin9504
    @nikitasvorin9504 Рік тому +1

    Tutankhamoonwalking

  • @jeffdinvell
    @jeffdinvell Рік тому

    I saw the last meme the other day, and it didn’t even click that that was the joke. I just thought it was because the horse was real instead of stylized animation like the other animals in the movie

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo Рік тому +1

    1:10
    Andrew wasn’t being a dick, he was roleplaying as Neo.