Why Girls Don't Fart...
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This turned into a horror movie really quick.
Ikr
I DON'T GET THIS AND WHAT'S THAT BROWN STUFF!
IKR
.. True
That's true🤮
That's enough internet for today
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahah
I think you are a mom because you said that that's enough internet for today
Correct
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and other jokes you can tell yourself
It was scary, I'd rather have a girl who publicly farts than someone who becomes a demon everytime they go to the washroom
You can say that again purujit Pradhan .
Amen
Amen
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So that's why they take forever in there 🤔
I think we all need to come back to this video at least once in our adult lives and come to terms with the fact that this traumatized us all in ways that we’re still processing to this day
The poop stain 😭😭😭😭
Fr
I was already an adult when this came out (age 22), and even I was traumatized 😂
Is traumatized and mind blown the same thing? Because me personally, I wasn't traumatized but instead mind blown because I saw evidence that they actually poop.
I mean, my mom does it all the time, so it's not shocking at all.
Decompression complete?
More like........
Exorcism complete.
Sounds right
Asekoth Did you try to shit her out?
AfroNinja1995 lol you made my day so fuuny her shit got exorcised
XxDragonSlayexX Gaming Haha did you hear the way she was screaming, sounds like lucifer himself was coming out of her instead of a piece of poop.
That literally scared me crapless when that liquid came flying out of her butt crack
When I was younger my mom found me watching this video and I wasn't allowed to go on UA-cam for about three years after that.
oh my gosh. Stop fucking lying!
+George player I wish I WAS lying, dude.
+Jessica Smith dang jess that must have sucked
Jessica Smith your mum might cought you, but she deffinetly didn't forbide you to go to yt for THREE years
+George player You must have pretty laid-back parents. Trust me, she did
dang, this video is already 14 years old and I just now realize how well the toilet going down animation is done.
How?
Just remembered watching this and can’t realize it was 14 years ago.
15 years!
@@Miss_Circle577 yah
i remember watching this maybe 7/8 years ago with my mum, we both found it hilarious but the poop stain on the window always traumatised me
But it’s poo. It’s not supposed to be that scary.
@@Roleplayer101 as a 7 year old it was pretty shocking lol
Isn’t it supposed to be puke?
@@snappa-stick6458 i dont think so lol her mouth is significantly further up than the stain
@@k4te315 You too! That's when I cut off the video. I was so scared😭
we’ve been *_exposed_*
I Like Kermit I know it’s sad
Are you not a boy mike?
Dude you're a ... DUDE!
mike waxowski lol
Xd
It’s more creepy when you think about why these guys are obsessed with only hearing this girl fart lol
it's called fetish
S T A L K E R S
No Face would it be creepy if it were girls waiting for a guy to do it
Brian Is Me both would be
No Face dude, check your likes
See you in 12 years when UA-cam recommends this again
cya
I swear to God I'm like almost 200% those sounds effect they used at the very end came from crash bandicoot racing game where 2 cars can fuse OMFG. 😂😂😂😂.
As a girl I can confirm that this is 100 percent legit
Loll... U wish
How much is the market price for the fart chamber?
darth hideous omg so much you would not believe! F-ing pink tax
Probably even Donald Trump doesn’t have one
If that’s true then why is my sister always farting.
Dude I remember being 8 and watching this and it scaring me to death
Catherine Pundmann I'm 15 and it scared me to death!
Catherine Pundmann so enjoying being an adualt now
Kill3r M3m3star Same. The stupid thing was I read this comment before watching the video, and did so anyway.
I’m 10 it wasn’t that scary
I’m really confused, is this from a movie? Or a scene similar to a horror film?
i remember seeing this as a kid and i am STILL traumatised to this day
I admit I was scared when she got inside that machine 💀
Girls, they've found out...
Yeah, NOW WE KNOW YOUR SECRET
+MrPlayer894
Shut up. It was only a joke dude!
SCREAMS
Toxic foxhats9 Cutie swim my bunny I know that it's a joke.
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The REAL Chamber of Secrets.
LilypadLils LOL I know right!
LilypadLils lmao
LilypadLils lol
LilypadLils lol lol
Omg you made me laugh 😁
Oh my God I found it. This freaked me out as a kid. I thought seeing it again would make me see how not creepy it was. I regret everything.
I remember seeing this when I was a teenager and I saw no way this ain't true this whole thing does not exist, and I just remember it and it still huanting and scary
I remember watching this ten years ago and laughing my 10 year old ass off
Now you are 20 and the girls also in his late ,mid 30s
Same
That went from 0 to 100 horror really quick
when i watched this as a kid it didn't scare me at all coming back to watch it, it terrifies me🤧
@@blueberrymilk3279 well at End shes good.
But it actually is just a big exaggeration of how girls 'have to' act when they first start dating. A lot of us save them for a later moment
@@jonnnnniej yes actually
Not really
When a woman feels comfortable enough to fart in front of you you know she loves you.
Amen
Michael Parker Trust me, I'll take that as a sure sign. 😉
Elle Chupacabra I prefer to think it's some kind of intimacy.
I feel like now a days girls don't care who hears their gasses I had so many girls pass gas near me and they don't care
you know, she does not care about you anymore
This was one of the videos that made me laugh the harder, then 5 years ago I showed it to my friends to laugh together but they said it was scary
I remember seeing this when i was little and it haunted me, i thought about it for a while. I was so disturbed by it. And today i found the video again, i never get a break.
This could be a horror movie tbh
Thought it was
Ikr
am i the only one that was scared at the end?
It was funny and terrifying at the end. XD
No...😓
I am
I was
I was
But if you sneeze in 2020..
It means you are positive..😂
I saw this as a kid and it weirded me out so badly it’s stuck with me into adulthood
Jesus fucking Chrst man, this was some creepy shit!!!
Da faq
???
Dafuq?
One of the Dumbest video ever.....
Lmao
They just hold it all in until they fall asleep, then they turn the bed into Chernobyl.
cmnt was really hilarious...
I just showed this to my gf and she said this is 100
Percent accurate
She trolld you.
When she had her hands in the glass thing it looked like the human centipede art
meanwhile my girl looks directly at me and farts... and then smiles. That monster... I love her
+ScorchedCrow95 Nah man, you're single.
Jace Daniel Nah man, I'm not.
Jace Daniel check channel for proof, because I am petty as fuck and don't let things go unanswered or unproven! (I am joking by the way).
ScorchedCrow95 lmao
ScorchedCrow95 awwww
One of the most bizarre and creepy videos I’ve seen in UA-cam😂
It's not creepy, it's hilarious.
D
Jorge Funes jr ikr
Im gonna assume this is your first day on he internet
IKR OML
It's been 15 years and I still think about this video on a weekly basis. 🤣
As a man who has never farted publicly, I have also done this, am I a girl?
Yeah
Wait wait wait ur a girl
Shh you've let our secret out
Lmao!!
lol jk idiot boys
+arai schmidt am I right
I thought girls don't fart but it's sad cause I can't fuck a girls ass anymore
***** dude u know why they call me black swag cause I've been fucking some black dots in a girls ass in a swag way homie
so i was looking up videos of geometry and i ended up here
+SonkleyFiz i know that. You intend to type in "geometry" in the search bar but against your wil suddenly it says something completely different.
+SonkleyFiz hahaha likewise
+Emil Brandwyne idk how you can even type that word...
wtf
Me too bro cheers😂😂😂 i was looking up videos of trigonometry
College humor been around for so long
Just remembered watching this and can’t realize it was 14 years ago.
Riiight just knowing makes me feel old
Holy shit I didn't realise how long CH has been around
Don't say the s word
I DON'T GET IT
9
Yup, somehow found my way back to this video. It's been like 10 years. Went by in a flash.
@@kbye8s oh sorry I shitted my fucking self I didn't mean to fucking swear bro I'm so fucking sorry holy shit I hope you forgive my fucking shitty attitude man..
This is were our tax dollars are going
Probably not true🤣
More like CollegeAwesome!!!! Best one yet
Damn near lost it when the window was "soiled".
That cannot be true! Girls never go alone to a bathroom!
o my god...you just put an even weirder image in my head after watching this video...several girls doing the same thing at once...bleurgh
o_o
I always go alone to the bathroom, and I'm a girl.. :)
Haha :)
What about the time as you went to highschool? ( maybe you are still in highschool - if so im sorry and take back what i just said) I remember in highschool the girls of my grade always went with 2-4 in a pack to the bathroom. And it was a damn tiny one as well xD
***** To talk in the bathroom and ditch class in stead of actually using the bathroom.
Or they are afraid of the toilet monster XD
(and im a girl....I don't do that... :P)
Just wait until you marry one. They save it all up under pressure until the wedding night, then...
I can't stop laughing at the decompression part 😂😂
Me too, but you won't laugh once you see my cgi face.
Me too!
When the machine said decompression it brut me out of my anxiety zone.
As a man this makes perfects sense I mean what else could it be?
The way she was in that box sounded and looked she was going through an exorcism thou🤣🤣🤣🤣
she was.
I've been with my wife for over 20 years and I have never once heard her lay a fart, not even in her sleep. She closes the bathroom door and makes no sounds when dropping a deuce, at least nothing you can hear through a door. But I've walked in behind her before and that's where the rubber meets the road.
Hydrogen Sulfide galore.
@John Duke lmao “silent violent and deadly”
BRUH THE DECOMPRESSION SCENE MADE ME LOL
1:21 that sound effect is from Powerpuff Girls lol
But this is more like Powerpoop Girls. The professor accidentally added chemical P for poop.
I remember when this was the weirdest thing I’ve seen on youtube, quite some time has passed since then.
@Lol Gogo Sithembu is it scary at the end
@Lol Gogo Sithembu oh. I watched it and I skipped the scary part
In the meanwhile, way weirder things showed up. All's right with the world.
UA-cam shorts aka tiktok: allow me to introduce myself.
Saem now it’s kinda mundane. The internet has become this cesspool of attention whores.
dafuq that looked like an exorcism
ikr , lol i couldn't stop laughing. at the end
bro i dont care how old this video is, because its still so funny 🤣🤣Lmao
It's shit 😒 if I was Mr. Horse from ren and stimpy I'd say no sir I don't like it.
Legendary video, humor and creativity 👌
I like how she looks about 10 years older than a normal high school student......
The channel name is literally college humour
@@liana4413 But people in college aren't '10 yeARS' older than high school students.
@@devanshmudgal7131 sometimes they are!
I am a 22 years old college student,my roommate is 30 years old also a college student
Who Said it was High School
that's a lie.
my mom farts all the time
Lol my mom doesnt but its just funny
yep sometime when my mom fart i watch the sky for see where the storm come from
Natsu Dragneel
Evrey_woman_farts
Lisa Rudd so true
🤣
This is the 1st video that got me into youtube.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Now THIS is the collegehumor I know and love
Almost 20 thousand girls hate that you found out their secret.
Yeah we don't like it 😂
I really don't care if a girl farts, it is natural, as long as it doesn't stink. Then we have a problem.
Because girls can totally control that.
you know whre it's at
softan They only stink when I am alone and do not have to worry about being around people. Farts tend to stink because your digestive system isn't being filled with the right foods, or if it is then you are not pooping enough. A person is supposed to poop 1-2 times a day. I know girls who go 3-4 days without pooping once. That is gross. I much rather know a girl poops everyday than holding it in because their digestive system is much cleaner when they poop daily. And it is not just girls, but for guys as well. If you are in public, your farts should not stink, it is common courtesy. Maybe it is just me, but I can't stand bad smells, they make me nauseous. If your in your own home or private place, then it is fine, but in public, if you are able, you should have good hygiene.
peacloveandgir you can't control a fart, but you can control if it stinks or not. If you clean yourself well, eat good foods, and poop daily, farts most likely do not stink. Not everyone can do those things I understand, but those who are able should for not just themselves, but so others don''t feel uncomfortable.
bballallday people don't choose when they will poop you idiot.
I've always known this. But there is no secret elevator. The women walk into the bathroom go into the stall and just explode!
I used to be a janitor.
When I tell you this had me Rolling on the floor laughing I 100% mean it lmao.
10. Years. Ago. JESUS. CHRIST.
WarWolf
Seemed i watched this vídeo yesterday
@@JS-bf3sh I still rememberred this as it was back the first time I saw it, some videos are so epic you in the future will remember it in high quality even if 11 yrs ago was epicly shitty quality.
Eleven
@@StarDustwolf77 Considering when he commented, it was 10 years, based on his timeline.
WarWolf 11...
So thats what happens in the girl's washroom
HAHHHAAHHAHA no
What actually happens in the girls washroom:
-A troll gets locked inside
-A person dies there and their ghost haunts the toilet
-Two guys and a girl make an illegal potion there
-The entrance to the Chamber of Secrets is there
-A girl flushes a magical diary that is actually a Hortrux down the toilet
-Girls go piss and poop
Wait, was that what happens in harry potter and then the brutal and discomforting reality?
Steve Zhang :D lol yeah
Brianna Fan
haha nice harry potter reference
toxicgamersftw thanks :) I take pride in my Harry Potter knowledge
#potterhead
I almost sh^t my parents out of laughing when it said decompression complete lmfaoooooooo
i really miss collage humur old videos 😩😭😭its a gold
as a female i can confirm this to be 100% true
. This not True for me
Thx for confirming.
@@nxt.9385 same
@@nxt.9385 Same
As true as trees not making a sound when no one's around.
0:55 *When you see 8 girls going to the bathroom all at once*
PleaseHoldMyBeer X lol
i’ve been in there with them once or twice, they just go ghost hunting and scaring people
Ah yeah happens everyday.
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! OH MY GOD! IT'S REAL! IT'S ALL REAL!!!!!
You have no idea how much I found this so many years ago
You have got to appreciate that acting. The shock value is just wow.
I’m a girl and I can confirm this is how we do it, we all have chambers in our basements like this too
No.
us floridians dont have basements, we have attics
yeah since flooding and stuff lmao@@siesieray3781
@@siesieray3781 yes I’m Floridian too and I can confirm this is how we do it and meatballdrop420 stop trying to cover up our secrets it’s about time we come out and admit to it
We don’t have that…..
This gave me actual nightmares when I was 13.
I beat off to it.
justin ripley why???
@@Alixrain2334 why not
That’s kind of pathetic
What was your nightmare.
I can’t believe this was in 2008
1:25 scary part
i am girl and i can confirm this is 100% accurate
Plot twist
She's from Thailand
You're a girl?! I couldn't tell from your profile name, picture and that you can confirm it (since us men know nothing about this)
I don't believe you, you look like a grown man
does everyone have to be a smart ass? -.-
Mari Rose
I`m for real :>
I fart just not in public. But society has,sadly, taught me it isn't right so I feel really awkward when I do.
do your farts smell?
That's what makes it better. My favorite is in the staircase at school.
I fart at school when we are not having class. But luckily, i have mastered the silent fart, so i can jut ease it out without getting yelled at by the teacher, or attracting too much attention therefore getting yelled at by the teacher
Fart away girl damn
Shut up
What a blast from the past
I believe this was the first UA-cam video I ever saw. It was either this or the screamer with the car driving down the road. But my brother showed me this in about 2009 when I was 7 years old i am now 20 years old and im glad I saw this video again. It reminds me of simple times
that took a dark turn
Indeed
"What a twist" - M Night Shyamalan
This is scary. I started to slowly lean away from my computer at 1:32 ...... o-O
When u release ur natural gas after holding it during the entire school :
I looked at the title and screamed so hard that my wig flew to America
Lunch break one day, I was in the break room with 2 female coworkers; I was the only dude. One of the gals burped really loud after her meal. She then quickly looked at me, got embarrassed, and mumbled "excuse me." She felt the need to be more "feminine" and "dainty" because there was a dude present. I thought that was the cutest thing. :P
I quickly told her, "hey, no problem. You're human. It's cool."
I have no problem with women farting or burping. We're all human. And I've never had a problem with anyone, men or women, sneezing (unless they sneeze right in my face). If the woman wants to restrain herself and choose to be more "feminine," that's her choice. But if you're with close friends you can be casual with, I mean, blast away! XD
+HyperDavidovich Why cant all guys be like you
+Ada Goth What a sweet thing to say. Thank you. :)
HyperDavidovich
Youre welcome :3 Stay awesome
Ada Goth
:3
Oh...I guess it is not normal to burp and then yell "DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME!" When your a girl huh? ........Feminine is not my forte....
What did PDiddy said once about his Ex? He told her "If you can hide farts from me for 8 years, I don't even want to know what else are you capable of hiding from me!" :D So true!
lol !
loooooooooooooooool!
Man this prequel to a quiet place looks great
Oh gosh. I watched this video i think abt 10years ago. I laughed my lungs out, and being a complete adult now havent watch it for so long, i LAUGH TILL I think 100km radius can hear me hahahahahaha Fucking hilarious!!!!
That was actually a little scary...
PUSSY!!!! (No offence)
Hahahahaha. I am a fearless mansteak my good sir! The youngins were the ones that were full of terror!
I know right! I watched this when I was 6, came back, and it's still scary.
This is actually what happens
ive never been so terrified in my life
Why did I get recommended this 12 years ago
It all makes too much sense.
After all these years, it's still disturbing.
Lmao
Facts this makes me want to vomit
@@sheisfri you're not alone.
@@saladfingersdirector1130How can you say that when you’re way much scarier than this?
I've only directed
This video made someone really really happy
I think it was my sister in law who showed me this and every so often it pops up into my head
I WAS 8 WHEN I WATCHED THIS omg the nightmares 😂😂😭😭
I WAS SO CONFUSED AS A KID I WAS LIKE WTF
So thats why Girls take so long
Thanks for recommending this to me UA-cam, I sure won't sleep tonight.
Wow , UA-cam recommend me this video after 13 years 😂