Creepy Joe turns 81: Gutfeld
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- Опубліковано 22 лис 2023
- Greg Gutfeld and guests discuss President Biden celebrating his 81st birthday on ‘Gutfeld!’
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He just wanted to be able to tell the Judge that little girl said she was seventeen.
hi Matt, nice to see you here
Sick.
6 yo and a teenager! That's an understatement 😂 He's the Cryptkeeper 😂 "Dr Jill is just awful. Should be ashamed. 10% for the Big Guy.
We wonder if he would treat a 1 year 6 month old baby girl?
It was a joke. You wouldn't be expected to comprehend that, you communicate with grunts and cartoons.
"Do Not Resuscitate" is comedy gold!
He’s like “Weekend at Bidens”.
Trump "drump " supporters are dumb and uneducated, can't make a coherent sentences 😉
Idiocracy movie predicted a loud idiot pres with wrestling ties , no policy and a wig. Rump is camacho
His behavior towards women and children has been sickening for many years
We talking about trump ?
That must be drump and republicon 😉😅
@@alanluong1278no, sweetie, we ALL know Biden likes little girls. Just ask his daughter.
Here is a list of all the women who have publicly accused Trump of sexual assault. Can you name a single woman who has accused Biden of any form of inappropriate behavior?
Ivana Trump (1989)
Jill Harth (1992)
E. Jean Carroll (1995 or 1996)
Summer Zervos (2007)
Alva Johnson (2019)
Jessica Leeds (1980s)
Kristin Anderson (1990s)
Lisa Boyne (1996)
Cathy Heller (1997)
Temple Taggart McDowell (1997)
Amy Dorris (1997)
Karena Virginia (1998)
Karen Johnson (early 2000s)
Mindy McGillivray (2003)
Jennifer Murphy (2005)
Rachel Crooks (2005)
Natasha Stoynoff (2005)
Juliet Huddy (2005 or 2006)
Jessica Drake (2006)
Ninni Laaksonen (2006)
Cassandra Searles (2013)
That is true. He makes my skin crawl.
His age and cognitive decline is his least terrible liability, but it's the one thing everyone can agree on.
He has turned 60 3 times is exactly what I said before I heard Greg say it 🤣
Just wanna say happy Thanksgiving to anyone who celebrated it.
Dead or alive.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Ty . Peace ✌️ n love 💕.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!
Fire hazard ? Oh yes, a corpse can catch fire.
They still say donkeynomics is working, even though one third of businesses have shut down.
What third of buissnesses is that? New buissnesses are opening g at record levels, employment is at a historical high and GDP is 5%
@@distanceismyplastercast, typical ignorant democrat
You are lying like Trump here are the Facts: The first two years of Biden's administration
have been the two greatest years for new small business applications on record, with more than 10 million total new businesses created. Have you no morals, have you no decency to lie like a little boy?
Even a child knows that a mortgage interest rate is better at 6% not 17%.
Joe looks more like Jeff Dunham's dummy Walter every day. 😆
And Kamala has a laugh that sounds just like Peanut
Trump is a clown made up mummified foreskin and cotton candy.
Ben Hiden
Walter is a lot smarter
He is not as intellectual as Walter though.
He's looking more and more like Fire Marshall Bill, you can't unsee it
81 candles? That's a fire hazard, Greg!
Satellites could see it from outer space.
What do you think of 77 candles?
@kairodon3363, Have you seen 16 candles yet, princess?
Wow! That’s hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
@@harryfarber6435 No, Boomer.
Kudos to you and your writers. I am still laughing about the DNR bracelet, and I may order one soon!
Agree, the DNR bracelet was hilarious!
0:15- 0:21 Joe says, "And by the way, I,... it's my birthday today, and they can actually sang, "Birthday" to me."
Uhh, what? 🤣🤣🤣
My dad's 87. He competes in the Senior Olympics worldwide and he's currently first or second in the world in Javelin shot put and discus. He can also hold a normal conversation like he's 50. It's not the age it's the mind with Joe. He started losing it about 5 years ago according to all the videos I've seen of him in the past. Now he's a puppet, and we don't need that.
Trump can't tell Sioux Falls from Sioux City and thinks he ran a presidential race against Obama. Either you not paying attention to Trump or you are just not as smart as you think you are.
Joe Biden s still more coherent and sane than Demented Donnie. Say what you like but the examples of Donald Trump being a complete fool and not knowing where he is out number any examples of Joe Biden
This is a fact
Of course it’s not the age and it’s not only your dad who can prove it, so many celebrities are already in their nineties and yet act and look twenty years younger than Biden, e.g. Willie Nelson, Clint Eastwood or Barbara Eden.
@@user-vz7nm8cc2vI bet you are vaxxed and boosted 6x and have special pronouns. And you must love open borders and homeless Americans and our 33Trillion Dollar deficit. And you must really love bombs dropping around the world, too. 🐑 Baaah.
@Michelle.. I agree. It's not a person's age. Your Dad sounds cool. Joe is incompetent, incoherent, and even worse he is corrupt to his rotten core. 🗽🇺🇸
May be the funniest monologue yet.
If Joe had gotten a better " sniff" of her hair he would have guessed her age to a day!!🤣🤣🤣
Keep creepy uncle Joe away from the kids
Trump is a convicted R@pist 👹🤣🤣
Especially babies!
Keep Trump away from his own daughter. 🤮🤮🤮
tRumpzz is a convicted sexual abuser.. should be in prison.. fox-sewage.. for lowIQlunkers
@@AHBranch1keep Biden away from Ashley
the sad thing is Joe turned 81, dirt just turned 80
They need to get him off the stage! Walk off into the sun Joe!
No. 4 more Years 🇺🇸👍
@@andrelotscher280
At least he didn't steal a swing set .
tRumpzz is a convicted sexual abuser.. should be in prison.. fox-sewage.. for lowIQlunkers
Joey reminds me of Jeff Dunham’s dummy Walter. They look like twins. 😂
Trump has Walter's brain.
This old dude has the creepiest laughter.
Do Not Recesitate
NOOoo! Please don’t resuscitate…let’s go Brandon to light….
There is no way that man would make it through another presidency
Is that the reason you're voting for Trump?
@@nandy1256 So you're saying you want Heel's up Harris to be president?
@@nandy1256Why does it matter to you who anyone votes for? Mind your own business.
but didn't you claim he wouldn't make it till 2022?
At least he wasn't indicted like Rico Trump 🤡🤣🤭
Gutfeld is the king of late night because his show is the best one of them.
His age matches his IQ
Your IQ isn't even on the Scale, Governor Holcoul 👈😅🤣🤡
Are you gonna vote for Trump?
@@nandy1256F yeah
Holcoul 🤡🤣🤭😅
He passed that on his 40th birthday.
The big 81, where he tells everyone that he got 81 million birthday cards, and the media reports that he got the most birthday cards of any other 81-year-old in history. Then he gives a thank you speech thanking all those who died before him for such beautiful cards.
Dead people voted for him of course they sent him a birthday card😂
@@user-iq3dl2os8ryes, that is a FACT when Biden is involved.
@@user-iq3dl2os8r, the card reads,
"Happy birthday! Wish you were here!"
I"m not sure if you're being sarcastic towards Trump or if you really believe this
@@rl5579I really believe this.
I really think Biden must be on Epstein’s list. There’s no way that they wouldn’t release that list by now unless he was
Oh he is and his son
wown thats a cucu nutter conspiracy theory that is forgotten
So Trump wouldn't release it for 4 years because Joe was on it?
No need to ask.if Trump is on tje list, there's plenty of video of him partying with his bestie Jeffrey, praising him in interviews and letting him host his parties at Mar-a-lago
@@distanceismyplastercast go change your presidents diaper
Seems awfully suspicious that Trump was buds with Epstein, had claims filed in court about him and Epstein, flew on Epstein's plane at least 8 times, and Epstein "goes away" on his watch under suspicious circumstances. On top of that, Trump then wishes Ghislaine Maxwell well.... Pretty easy thread to follow, don't you think?
Thank you for the great show.
Why won't the media just admit that he is senile
LOL "the media" you silly half-wit what exactly do you think Fox News Corps is? An ice cream store? Jesus you cult members ain't too bright are ya
And Trump isn't 😂?
So he's NOT the Big Guy, crime boss?
"Crooked Biden is leading us into WW2"
- Trump
Thanksgiving dinner must be awkward at the Bribe'em house when all the guest arrive and see that there's nothing but white lines of powder on the table and straws where the utensils are suppose to be.
more people would like that than trumps table, full of big macs.
You don't seem to care that the narrative you are spouting is fiction. Do you think that if the Republicons actually had evidence they would have produced it by now? How do you enjoy being strung along like that?
His birthday cake looked like Dresden during the war.
You creep, 25,000 people died in the Dresden firebombing.
Such a warm birthday greeting from the Gut.
Best opening monologue ever!
Keeping him alive is elder abuse
I'm writing a Bestseller ...
McKinney's Typos 🤡🤭😅
Keeping him alive..... do you hear what you are saying? SMH
Is that all you have to offer in the comment section is hateful rhetoric(?) Go out and touch grass, cretin.
Agreed. Age is not the issue. Competence or lack of it is the issue.
2:03 that confusion really be something 😬
will likely be his last
Biden has the creepiest laughter
Creepy laughter…creepy man 🤢
@lunte1971
He laughs Creepy bcuz he is CREEPY!
I like the rescue arrow pointing at joe
The Bidens family needs to take a three hour tour.
And Hopefully the Minnow can Never be repaired to go back !!
On the Titanic
Don't worry, it's not going to happen, don't hold your breath, maybe it's work for drump 😉😉🙃🤣
Joe's Puppeteer won't be whispering in his ear anymore !
We got rid of Putin's Puppet in 2020... you seem very confused.
My grandfather is 90 and has the cognitive ability of a 40 year old lawyer. Biden has the ability of this 6 year old girl.
And yet he is still sharper than Demented Donnie
Some people age radically different from each other. I'm always impressed at the mentally and physically fit 90 year olds. Trump's basically the same age (as Biden) and he can do 3 rallies a day.
@@Chimchimchu That means 3 times a day Trump doesn’t know what he is saying and spouts nonsense
You give your grandfather too much credit, at 90, matter how well he is, but at 90 you no longer have cognitive of a 40 years old, nice try 😉 even if you don't like president Biden, he is the president of the US 😅
He loves those 6 year old girls. Ask his daughter about the showers he use to take with her. She was old enough to write about it
8:04 I once saw Paul Revere walked on stage by his elbows wearing his tricorner hat at a tribute band concert on the main street of Deadwood South Dakota.
Amen!!!
Best title ever lmfao
NickDrinksDogPiss
@@theayatollahofrockandrolla Humongous pimple?
Why dog specifically? That is primarily composed of water though, so from a technical standpoint it would be hydrating
"They sang Birthday to me." Trump makes this mistake and the corrupt media would go berserk.
Trump has almost as large a collection of speech and grammar gaffs as Biden, but his worshippers (that's you) ignore it
Trump thought he beat Obama in the Election.
If Trump becomes president, will he make January 6 a holiday?
@nandy1256, Joe Biden just celebrated George Floyd’s. 😂😂😂
@@nandy1256 only if it coincides with Brandons funeral. Thanks for the idea!!
Gutfeld is so funny, kicking A** on the class and taking names LATER....LOL
Thank you Gutfeld
Of course Dana and the Judge
I'm a veteran that's alone for the holidays.
Love you all.
Now, being one of your biggest fans
can you break off a tiny piece
of your $150 m
Happy holidays to you and all you're fans
Im 100% percent convinced they add crowd noises when he speaks to make it seem hes infront of a larger crowd than he is 😂
You cannot resuscitate the dead!
That’s what Stormy said about Trump’s tiny mushroom. She said it was the worst 90 seconds of her life.
U guys are on it tonight
I'm so 0:12 tired of having a weak commander in the white house
Weak is sucking off Putin and writing love letters to Kim Jong. Thank you President Biden for standing up to genocidal dictators!
When Trump got on his knees for Vladimir Putin in Helsinki on July 16 2018 he proved to all the world leaders that he was a weak leader, suck up and an embarrassment to his homeland
No, he'll crap his pants whist exerting himself!
Diaper Donnie is the only candidate wearing Depends, that has been proven.
Trump, everyone of us MAGA would love to be your gokkun queen
Jill's face when he heads toward the child...
Thaks, Fox News.
I got alotta laughs on this one! Thanks!
All Biden brings to the table is comic relief 😂
And infrastructure... The last guy couldn't do that.
And a sane, rational, integrity relief from Trump. He was a poor candidate, but better than Trump.
@@XV-ou6lb. Clinton, as poor a candidate as she was, won the popular vote. More Americans voted for her than Trump.
@@XV-ou6lb This is true. And then Trump lost.
Don't you mean comic misery?
Where did the laughing come from, and all the audience reaction? Trippy 😂
Happy birthday Mr president
The left hates Gutfeld because he makes them look like 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡s just by telling the truth.
True story, bro.
dude he's an agry pouty lil goblin who doesn't even make jokes, he just acts erratic and strange thinking that's funny
What else do the psikhushka walls tell you
@@rickmcdonald2233 Thanks for proving my point!
@@dannyb4753fish in a barrel 😂
I am a liberal, and I just watched this video to the end. I don't hate anyone who spoke in this video. I just don't find them funny whatsoever. They are appealing to their conservative viewers who are filled with anger and hatred towards liberal-leaning Americans. Maybe conservatives might find this "humor" funny, but I don't. A good comedian can make anyone laugh regardless of their political leanings.
Exceptional show tonight. Sooooo funny😊
I agree Emily, it's not his age, it;s his polices.
Which policies? Lowering the price of insulin? Fixing America's roads and bridges? Standing up to fascist dictators? Protecting the environment? Standing with unions? Defending reproductive freedom? Those policies are why he won in 2020 and will win again in 2024.
You mean the ones that have given us the best economy in the world, those ones?
*WORTH MENTIONING:* 17 is the "legal age of consent" in most states. It would have been disgusting, yet interesting, to see just how far that old b@stard would have went had she had confirmed she was 17 years old.
Ireland has fallen 😢🇮🇪😢, i reguarly signal. But more evidence is in from Dublin today.
Little children stabbed 😢😢😢😢🤬🤬🤬
Three were stabbed, approximately six years old.
@@annebreitrick6116 and a heroic child care worker 😢🙏
That's nothing, compared to America.
@@dennislawrence8501 Go away John.
@@jimbanda UA-cam deletes my reply: So all I'll say is thank God for the hero on the moped.
hey, REALLY tough question.. what's bigger, 81 million or 74 million?
Um .... 81 is bigger ☝️🤓
Hey, REALLY tough question... why did the 2016 election need three years to verify but questioning the 2020 election was considered _"a threat to democracy"?_
You'll have plenty of time to think about that during President Trump's second term that starts in 2025. 👌👍
@@Rathkryn3 years to certify? bro, GROW UP. i immediately proved you wrong with a 2 second online search. how about quit cryin lil girl
Trump's Prison Trerm starts in 2025 😭🤡🤣
@@Rathkryn 👈😂🤣Still dreaming when you've lost every election since he walked down those cheap , tacky gold escalator. So much losing! 😭👈😂🤣😂🤣
Savage! Love it....
That little girl looks terrified.
Does Joe Biden even need to wake up in the middle of the night to pee if he wears nappies?
Trump's the one posting from his bathroom 2-5 am every night.
I remember when I was 24 years old in Augusr of 1997, a French woman named Jeanne Calment, who lived her entire life of 122 years and 164 days old in her hometown of Arles, France, died. I don't know what her secret to longevity was, but I think I speak for all of us when I say that I hope Joe doesn't know it either.
No, you don't speak for all of us. I hope we all learn the secret
Except you.
Happy birthday to him..was he made aware ? 🧐
Trump during a speech: "Get that [crying] baby out of here"
Character Matters.
It's better than being creepily too nice to them or occasionally sniffing and trying to eat them. Not eating babies matter. (Not even Finnish ones)
@@Snipergoat1 I suggest you seek a psychiatric assessment and treatment, bc the only creep is you.
I hope Joe doesn't try to blow out all the candles on his birthday cake, he'll pass out.
4 more Years, cry harder 😭🤣🤭
he wont get past 3 before forgetting where he is to start with, so don't worry lol
@@enochthewitness-2023 He might just fall asleep before he even gets to the party.
@@andrelotscher280 Joe Bribe'em will be lucky if he finishes his first 4 illegitimate years as it is.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@andrelotscher280 Did you just parachute in from another planet the entire world knows he's been a horrible president except you.
Just vicious Greg with that onslaught of Biden jokes😂 Actually WHO else do they have? Newsom, Kamala, Pete, Whitmer, he’s still their best bet…
Giving Thanks to America’s 🇺🇸military soldiers. May your promotions be coming through soon❗️
Saying biden is a competent president is like saying biden can run up the stairs without stumbling.
We all watched Trump get his butt kicked by a ramp.
OK traitor
Hilarious!!! Because Trump can't complete a coherent sentence.
OMG these numb nuts are still obsessing over Hillary my god@@XV-ou6lb
tRumpzz is a convicted sexual abuser.. should be in prison.. fox-sewage.. for lowIQlunkers
Is Gutfeld and Laura Ingram one and the same?
Not really, but they share the same brain.
FJB!!!
FJB? That’s a very perverted personal sexual fantasy for you or any evangelical to post on Fox.
Well we will probably be able to here him better,all of the popping dontcha know!
Happy Birthday to the nursing home patient. Can’t stand him. Bidet stay the hell away from our children.
Your President until 2028. Cry harder. If you don't like it run someone against him who isn't a racist TV game show host and sexual criminal who wants to be a fascist dictator.
So he's NOT the Big Guy, crime boss?
Disgrace as a president give me a break
Kamalah-2024's birthday present with the "Do not resuscitate" wrist band was pretty funny.
"I'M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT! cackle cackle cackle."--Kamalah-2024.
Can he open his eye?
Gutfeld is perfect for the souless
And the witless.
I just found out that it's supposed to be a comedy show. 🤔🤔🤔
@@AHBranch1 You wouldn’t know that unless you were told.
Wasn’t Gutfeld the one who slashed a female intern’s tires and stalked her as his way of asking her out or was that the other one?
That's hilarious. If it isn't true, it should be.
Good.
The joe Springer show 🇺🇸
You mean the War in Palestine 🇵🇸 not the war in Israel Mr. Gutfeild
The war in Gaza.
Let them make their jokes , can't wait to see their faces when Bidens win again.
Why....... Your a sleepy creep just like joe
So funny!😂
Trump is in possession of all his faculties....whats the matter with Biden??...... cookoo!!
Trump doesn't even know where he is and thinks he ran against Obama. What are you smoking bro gimme some.
Trump is far more senile than Joe
Is that why Diaper Donnie wears Depends for every speech?
You mean creepy drump, not Joe 😂😉🙃
This is good,
better than the Comedy Club.
😊😊😊😊
every single day the entire world laughs at Trump supporters
I do, from Australia.
Joe Brandon falls up the stairs.
Diaper Cult 46'ers reply.
Buuu....bu....bu But Trump!
And you think we Americans are the ones the world is laughing at?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Numbnuts Gutfeld turns people’s stomachs.
Every time I look at Biden I can't help but question the lucidity of the American people, how could anyone vote for this shell?.
Correct 😂