School memories are the best 🤣 our music teacher was a proper geek, he set us all a task of writing our own song. No one did it apart from the "john Lloyd " of my year who made a rap just to piss the teacher off, i can only remember the first two lines "shoutout to my grandma norma, who's favourite food is chicken korma... shoutout to my uncle paul, he's the best at building a wall...!" The teacher didn't know whether to end his career or be proud! Best high school memory 🤣
This episode has fully convinced me, signing up for Patreon. I NEED to see Dan this fucked up again, the Lockdown Lock-ins are now a necessity. Get him pissed every now and then, amazing advert.
Quality can't wait to watch with this lunatic again!! Tell you what's a under rated episode that I rewatched other day and would love to see back on is Jamali Maddix was in stitches even in the rewatch. Keep up the good work
Dan's sound clip at 1:29:00 was perfect. He needs to have more confidence in his soundboard, he's always chucking the 'time to have a word' song and almost instantly fades it down. Dan, don't act. Just Be.
Adam talking about his 'uncle' "quiche" is mentioned in depth in Collin Geddis's podcast 'General Banter', the episode is named 'corn beef jerky'; listen from 20 minutes in, absolutely hilarious! i promise you wont waste your time listening, all on Spotify, havw a good day everyone ❤
Speaking of pooing on Golf courses, my mate voluntarily, sober, poo’d in the 18th hole at a local golf course whilst we all took photos/videos - We were 15/16 at the time, class.
My first computer was a Commodore .64 you would wait an eternity for the game to load... only for it to crash before its finished loading and you have to start again. I laughed so hard at the Barney, Quiche and Spider bit 🤣
As someone who works in a school I can confirm ALL of the staff by the last half of the summer term want nothing more than for the kids to just disappear
The chat about school toys day. I relate so much to Dan! They had a Wendy House and a slide. We had rocks. 😂 We had to practice fingering on a cornish pasty. Winner. Quiche Lorraine. Absolute speed from Sensei there! What a guest! I'd really love him to do a show like the new Norm Macdonald one. Just him talking to a camera for an hour. He's mental. And hilarious! Pissed Dan coming up with "County Garlic Mayo" 😙👌
I went to cardinal heenan. I was in the year below you lids, I vaguely remember that story about the teacher grabbing the student, who was the teacher again ?
I literally had that wrist injury last year from an absolute deesh cannon. I played for rest of match cos you don’t want to leave 5 a side with 9 players You’re all doing it right
Adam - you know that t shirt you hve worn. the black one with england crossed out and it says liverpool we’re is that from lad i can’t find it anywhere
That is crazy how I fractured my wrist the exact same way Adam did by playing with guys alot older than me and them shooting the ball and it hit my hand
Ah we did the same with a teacher. Mr Porter the maths teacher, if you could get him talking about sport. tennis, golf and football from the weekend mainly. We could get away with a double maths doing fuck all. Especially on a Monday right after the weekend. I can't count but they were great days.
You'd think the door would fit with his son being a carpenter 😂😂 absolutely priceless 😂
Amazing line.. imagine that line on the spot 😭😭😭😭
Jamie has got to be 1 of the best guests ever
The 🐐 is back! You can literally just leave Jamie talking for hours and be creased laughing 😂
But instead these 2 goons just spoke over him constantly doing wanky bits and pretending to be drunk. 😢
I honestly dont know how Jamie hasn't ran out of stories
Done a Jamie double this morning and come back and watched both publics , that’s a Good Friday.
Literally 30 seconds into Jamie being back on the pod "so whilst I've been gone I've done coke in a church" fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Not many occasions when Jamie H isn't the main focus but Dan really took centre stage here. Loved it gents. Every single minute.
Dan was absolutely class , Jamie protected the back 4 and let Dan express himself, Adam was tidying up any loose passes from Dan
Classic Claude
Seen Adam in Glasgow on Thursday and he was unbelievable! And the surprise of Jason Manford was crazy! 😊 great show and great to meet you after!!
Jamie is top 5 guests. Absolute gold.
That marmaris salt an pepper box was the most slept on joke 😂
School memories are the best 🤣 our music teacher was a proper geek, he set us all a task of writing our own song. No one did it apart from the "john Lloyd " of my year who made a rap just to piss the teacher off, i can only remember the first two lines "shoutout to my grandma norma, who's favourite food is chicken korma... shoutout to my uncle paul, he's the best at building a wall...!" The teacher didn't know whether to end his career or be proud! Best high school memory 🤣
Dan is absolute gold in this
This episode has fully convinced me, signing up for Patreon. I NEED to see Dan this fucked up again, the Lockdown Lock-ins are now a necessity. Get him pissed every now and then, amazing advert.
School memories and Dan's 1st computer was fantastic and very relatable 🤣. Quality episode lids 👏🏻👏🏻
Dan been a hype man for adam on this podcast while leathered is a vibe.
Pissed Dan is a vibe! And classic stories from Jamie as always! Brilliant episode!
Love drunk Dan, but we NEED a public podcast where Adam gets smashed and everyone just has to witness the chaos 😂😂
Quality can't wait to watch with this lunatic again!!
Tell you what's a under rated episode that I rewatched other day and would love to see back on is Jamali Maddix was in stitches even in the rewatch.
Keep up the good work
Yeah I’ve rewatched that one a few times too. Jamali is great.
I really think you should make a third seat for Jaime, I haven’t watched them all but I’ve watched a lot and he is my favourite guest.
“You never go full Spazzy” !!! Kirk Lazarus! Jamie Hutchinson the Makelele of the north west comedy scene
Dan's sound clip at 1:29:00 was perfect.
He needs to have more confidence in his soundboard, he's always chucking the 'time to have a word' song and almost instantly fades it down. Dan, don't act. Just Be.
I think I’ve seen this one over a hundred times
Can't get enough of pissed Dan 😂. Jamie is too funny as always
Adam talking about his 'uncle' "quiche" is mentioned in depth in Collin Geddis's podcast 'General Banter', the episode is named 'corn beef jerky'; listen from 20 minutes in, absolutely hilarious! i promise you wont waste your time listening, all on Spotify, havw a good day everyone ❤
the car track day special that was released on Patreon last night was mint! xxx
Think this is my third time listening to this episode and that 'County Garlic Mayo' line still gets me 😂 Quality 👌
County garlic Mayo could be the best joke of the pod to date
Love a bit of drunk Dan 😂🥰
Speaking of pooing on Golf courses, my mate voluntarily, sober, poo’d in the 18th hole at a local golf course whilst we all took photos/videos - We were 15/16 at the time, class.
The real GOAT Jamie has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear all teachers have the same names these names are bringing back memories and I’m from Surrey🤣
Dan pissed is absolute gold 😂
The return of the king
Jamie is an absolute legend
New to the Patreon - do we get a vid every sat morning? Belter that lads
Boss episode, jamie never lets us down.
Have a good weekend team.
Early access every Saturday. Exclusive episode every Wednesday 💃🏽
How many times do you think Dan has thought "and this pays my bills?"
Best guest of all time !!!!
"I want to paint a face" proper got me.
Adam he kills the podcast every time I watch
This was absolute top tier
Ending part of the pod was too funny 😭😭
Absolute class, Dan you played a blinder sun 😉
Barney, Quiche and Spider 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first computer was a Commodore .64 you would wait an eternity for the game to load... only for it to crash before its finished loading and you have to start again. I laughed so hard at the Barney, Quiche and Spider bit 🤣
As someone who works in a school I can confirm ALL of the staff by the last half of the summer term want nothing more than for the kids to just disappear
once again a legendary pod!
If you haven't seen the first episode with this guy I highly recommend 😂😂😂
The 6,12,18,24 question sounds like a Patreon Special to me.. 😂
Also, I chose exactly the same as Dan.
It’s not safe to take a drink when Jamie’s talking, fucking end up choking to death laughing at the guy 😭😂👏🏻
Race track special now this.. being treated this weekend 🧡😁😂
this man literally has me HOWLING 🤣😭
Took me hours to get home and I pooed on a traffic island classic Adam
Another belter, I just can't get enough
Gorton is a fever dream Lmao
I got my first caution from the police for happy slapping still to this day its on an enhanced dbs😂😂
The chat about school toys day. I relate so much to Dan!
They had a Wendy House and a slide. We had rocks. 😂
We had to practice fingering on a cornish pasty. Winner.
Quiche Lorraine. Absolute speed from Sensei there!
What a guest! I'd really love him to do a show like the new Norm Macdonald one. Just him talking to a camera for an hour. He's mental. And hilarious!
Pissed Dan coming up with "County Garlic Mayo" 😙👌
Don't know why I wasted 2 hours when I could have just read the comments!
@@chickenliver you ok hun?
MR McDonald from Oakwood could’ve been a stand up with his stories he was the biggest character
Good morning lids, have an awesome weekend
Another fucking quality pod boys. In absolute tears 😂😂😂😂
1:51:43 Please tell me someone else gets Jamie’s “Makele!!! 🫵🏻’ reference hahahaha
Mr Banks - "I'd love to save him"
See what you did there drunk Dan 😂
Why does Carl love throwing Rochdale under the bus 🤣
Two minutes into mash mong and he has me crying already 🤣
This is fucking hilarious guys ! Make Jamie a permanent presenter!
Donkey sanctuary in gorton is real my uncle nicked one back in the 80s and brought it home
I know someone who's kid stole a penguin from a zoo once... genuine story!
My god that’s the first animal I thought of , could just picture picking it up under the wings and legging it 🤣
Lids. Please sort the table 🤣 watching you lot in 4K with that table wobbling sends me head west 🤣
Coke in a church 😂😂😂😂😂 You know it’s going to be a belter!!
year 6 in the mags rowey bags had a pog graft
Best public one ever.
Brilliant! Jamie is gold 😂
What's a chippy? Fish & Chip Shoppe?
Lost it at ‘skipped a generation’ 😂😂😂
1:45:54
"Hutchers in Marmaris" by Jay z and Jamie Hutchinson. Need it done
Jamie using gel pens as glow sticks kills me everytime
1:14:14
That second makelele line 🤣
Dan, I think you are awesome and everything but for a retired raver/sesh head you really can't handle your ale haha.
Barcelona tracky belter
"Be the Makelele" 😂
Absolute GOAT.
My mate shit in a golf hole on Chester golf course on the way home from the fair one night, good times.
I went to cardinal heenan. I was in the year below you lids, I vaguely remember that story about the teacher grabbing the student, who was the teacher again ?
Love drunk Dan!
when yous getting Tony Hinchcliffe on big lids?
If you see this comment make sure you like the video and do your bit, let's get these prats a bigger budget for more mad patreon live shows
Hahahahahahahaha yesssss ❤️❤️❤️
Using that car screeching sound in response to Carl seems insensitive after the Track Day special. 😜
End of a lace is called an aglet btw carl
I literally had that wrist injury last year from an absolute deesh cannon. I played for rest of match cos you don’t want to leave 5 a side with 9 players
You’re all doing it right
Adam - you know that t shirt you hve worn. the black one with england crossed out and it says liverpool
we’re is that from lad i can’t find it anywhere
Allez_les_rouges on Insta
Carl x
@@HaveAWordPod Cheers Carl mate
I had the color computer 2 from radio shack....
ZX Spectrum! Get in lid!
Cmon dan composure man composure!!!
County Garlic Mayo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is crazy how I fractured my wrist the exact same way Adam did by playing with guys alot older than me and them shooting the ball and it hit my hand
Come to the punk rock festival in Blackpool for the patrionn first weekend of August
Ah we did the same with a teacher. Mr Porter the maths teacher, if you could get him talking about sport. tennis, golf and football from the weekend mainly. We could get away with a double maths doing fuck all. Especially on a Monday right after the weekend. I can't count but they were great days.
I’ll show yous around Blackpool, messes everywhere
HIS NAME.
IS QUICHE!
😂😂😂
I went to a catholic school in 09 and they deffo didn’t mention condoms once. Sex Ed was done in RE and was basically a marriage tutorial 😂