This episode has fully convinced me, signing up for Patreon. I NEED to see Dan this fucked up again, the Lockdown Lock-ins are now a necessity. Get him pissed every now and then, amazing advert.
Quality can't wait to watch with this lunatic again!! Tell you what's a under rated episode that I rewatched other day and would love to see back on is Jamali Maddix was in stitches even in the rewatch. Keep up the good work
School memories are the best 🤣 our music teacher was a proper geek, he set us all a task of writing our own song. No one did it apart from the "john Lloyd " of my year who made a rap just to piss the teacher off, i can only remember the first two lines "shoutout to my grandma norma, who's favourite food is chicken korma... shoutout to my uncle paul, he's the best at building a wall...!" The teacher didn't know whether to end his career or be proud! Best high school memory 🤣
Dan's sound clip at 1:29:00 was perfect. He needs to have more confidence in his soundboard, he's always chucking the 'time to have a word' song and almost instantly fades it down. Dan, don't act. Just Be.
Adam talking about his 'uncle' "quiche" is mentioned in depth in Collin Geddis's podcast 'General Banter', the episode is named 'corn beef jerky'; listen from 20 minutes in, absolutely hilarious! i promise you wont waste your time listening, all on Spotify, havw a good day everyone ❤
Speaking of pooing on Golf courses, my mate voluntarily, sober, poo’d in the 18th hole at a local golf course whilst we all took photos/videos - We were 15/16 at the time, class.
As someone who works in a school I can confirm ALL of the staff by the last half of the summer term want nothing more than for the kids to just disappear
Adam - you know that t shirt you hve worn. the black one with england crossed out and it says liverpool we’re is that from lad i can’t find it anywhere
The chat about school toys day. I relate so much to Dan! They had a Wendy House and a slide. We had rocks. 😂 We had to practice fingering on a cornish pasty. Winner. Quiche Lorraine. Absolute speed from Sensei there! What a guest! I'd really love him to do a show like the new Norm Macdonald one. Just him talking to a camera for an hour. He's mental. And hilarious! Pissed Dan coming up with "County Garlic Mayo" 😙👌
I went to cardinal heenan. I was in the year below you lids, I vaguely remember that story about the teacher grabbing the student, who was the teacher again ?
My first computer was a Commodore .64 you would wait an eternity for the game to load... only for it to crash before its finished loading and you have to start again. I laughed so hard at the Barney, Quiche and Spider bit 🤣
That is crazy how I fractured my wrist the exact same way Adam did by playing with guys alot older than me and them shooting the ball and it hit my hand
Was a time in our school where the males in older years would write a few very racist words/phrases on a piece of paper, sneak it into some year 7/8 blazer pocket and then someone else would pretend to find it in there... School was childwall for Adam and Carl
Ah we did the same with a teacher. Mr Porter the maths teacher, if you could get him talking about sport. tennis, golf and football from the weekend mainly. We could get away with a double maths doing fuck all. Especially on a Monday right after the weekend. I can't count but they were great days.
Jamie has got to be 1 of the best guests ever
You'd think the door would fit with his son being a carpenter 😂😂 absolutely priceless 😂
Amazing line.. imagine that line on the spot 😭😭😭😭
The 🐐 is back! You can literally just leave Jamie talking for hours and be creased laughing 😂
But instead these 2 goons just spoke over him constantly doing wanky bits and pretending to be drunk. 😢
Literally 30 seconds into Jamie being back on the pod "so whilst I've been gone I've done coke in a church" fucking hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I honestly dont know how Jamie hasn't ran out of stories
Not many occasions when Jamie H isn't the main focus but Dan really took centre stage here. Loved it gents. Every single minute.
Done a Jamie double this morning and come back and watched both publics , that’s a Good Friday.
Jamie is top 5 guests. Absolute gold.
Dan is absolute gold in this
Dan was absolutely class , Jamie protected the back 4 and let Dan express himself, Adam was tidying up any loose passes from Dan
Classic Claude
That marmaris salt an pepper box was the most slept on joke 😂
This episode has fully convinced me, signing up for Patreon. I NEED to see Dan this fucked up again, the Lockdown Lock-ins are now a necessity. Get him pissed every now and then, amazing advert.
Seen Adam in Glasgow on Thursday and he was unbelievable! And the surprise of Jason Manford was crazy! 😊 great show and great to meet you after!!
Love drunk Dan, but we NEED a public podcast where Adam gets smashed and everyone just has to witness the chaos 😂😂
I think I’ve seen this one over a hundred times
Quality can't wait to watch with this lunatic again!!
Tell you what's a under rated episode that I rewatched other day and would love to see back on is Jamali Maddix was in stitches even in the rewatch.
Keep up the good work
Yeah I’ve rewatched that one a few times too. Jamali is great.
School memories are the best 🤣 our music teacher was a proper geek, he set us all a task of writing our own song. No one did it apart from the "john Lloyd " of my year who made a rap just to piss the teacher off, i can only remember the first two lines "shoutout to my grandma norma, who's favourite food is chicken korma... shoutout to my uncle paul, he's the best at building a wall...!" The teacher didn't know whether to end his career or be proud! Best high school memory 🤣
I really think you should make a third seat for Jaime, I haven’t watched them all but I’ve watched a lot and he is my favourite guest.
Dan been a hype man for adam on this podcast while leathered is a vibe.
Can't get enough of pissed Dan 😂. Jamie is too funny as always
School memories and Dan's 1st computer was fantastic and very relatable 🤣. Quality episode lids 👏🏻👏🏻
Dan's sound clip at 1:29:00 was perfect.
He needs to have more confidence in his soundboard, he's always chucking the 'time to have a word' song and almost instantly fades it down. Dan, don't act. Just Be.
New to the Patreon - do we get a vid every sat morning? Belter that lads
Boss episode, jamie never lets us down.
Have a good weekend team.
Early access every Saturday. Exclusive episode every Wednesday 💃🏽
Pissed Dan is a vibe! And classic stories from Jamie as always! Brilliant episode!
“You never go full Spazzy” !!! Kirk Lazarus! Jamie Hutchinson the Makelele of the north west comedy scene
The real GOAT Jamie has me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love a bit of drunk Dan 😂🥰
the car track day special that was released on Patreon last night was mint! xxx
Think this is my third time listening to this episode and that 'County Garlic Mayo' line still gets me 😂 Quality 👌
The return of the king
Adam talking about his 'uncle' "quiche" is mentioned in depth in Collin Geddis's podcast 'General Banter', the episode is named 'corn beef jerky'; listen from 20 minutes in, absolutely hilarious! i promise you wont waste your time listening, all on Spotify, havw a good day everyone ❤
County garlic Mayo could be the best joke of the pod to date
once again a legendary pod!
This was absolute top tier
Best guest of all time !!!!
Another belter, I just can't get enough
Jamie is an absolute legend
Dan pissed is absolute gold 😂
I swear all teachers have the same names these names are bringing back memories and I’m from Surrey🤣
"I want to paint a face" proper got me.
Adam he kills the podcast every time I watch
Barney, Quiche and Spider 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Speaking of pooing on Golf courses, my mate voluntarily, sober, poo’d in the 18th hole at a local golf course whilst we all took photos/videos - We were 15/16 at the time, class.
It’s not safe to take a drink when Jamie’s talking, fucking end up choking to death laughing at the guy 😭😂👏🏻
Ending part of the pod was too funny 😭😭
As someone who works in a school I can confirm ALL of the staff by the last half of the summer term want nothing more than for the kids to just disappear
How many times do you think Dan has thought "and this pays my bills?"
Absolute class, Dan you played a blinder sun 😉
this man literally has me HOWLING 🤣😭
Another fucking quality pod boys. In absolute tears 😂😂😂😂
Race track special now this.. being treated this weekend 🧡😁😂
The 6,12,18,24 question sounds like a Patreon Special to me.. 😂
Also, I chose exactly the same as Dan.
when yous getting Tony Hinchcliffe on big lids?
Coke in a church 😂😂😂😂😂 You know it’s going to be a belter!!
Gorton is a fever dream Lmao
Adam - you know that t shirt you hve worn. the black one with england crossed out and it says liverpool
we’re is that from lad i can’t find it anywhere
Allez_les_rouges on Insta
Carl x
@@HaveAWordPod Cheers Carl mate
The chat about school toys day. I relate so much to Dan!
They had a Wendy House and a slide. We had rocks. 😂
We had to practice fingering on a cornish pasty. Winner.
Quiche Lorraine. Absolute speed from Sensei there!
What a guest! I'd really love him to do a show like the new Norm Macdonald one. Just him talking to a camera for an hour. He's mental. And hilarious!
Pissed Dan coming up with "County Garlic Mayo" 😙👌
Don't know why I wasted 2 hours when I could have just read the comments!
@@chickenliver you ok hun?
I went to cardinal heenan. I was in the year below you lids, I vaguely remember that story about the teacher grabbing the student, who was the teacher again ?
If you haven't seen the first episode with this guy I highly recommend 😂😂😂
Took me hours to get home and I pooed on a traffic island classic Adam
Mr Banks - "I'd love to save him"
See what you did there drunk Dan 😂
I got my first caution from the police for happy slapping still to this day its on an enhanced dbs😂😂
Good morning lids, have an awesome weekend
This is fucking hilarious guys ! Make Jamie a permanent presenter!
MR McDonald from Oakwood could’ve been a stand up with his stories he was the biggest character
Brilliant! Jamie is gold 😂
My first computer was a Commodore .64 you would wait an eternity for the game to load... only for it to crash before its finished loading and you have to start again. I laughed so hard at the Barney, Quiche and Spider bit 🤣
Why does Carl love throwing Rochdale under the bus 🤣
I know someone who's kid stole a penguin from a zoo once... genuine story!
My god that’s the first animal I thought of , could just picture picking it up under the wings and legging it 🤣
1:51:43 Please tell me someone else gets Jamie’s “Makele!!! 🫵🏻’ reference hahahaha
Dan, I think you are awesome and everything but for a retired raver/sesh head you really can't handle your ale haha.
Jamie using gel pens as glow sticks kills me everytime
1:14:14
Can someone ask Dan which watch model he's wearing in this episode please?
Two minutes into mash mong and he has me crying already 🤣
Donkey sanctuary in gorton is real my uncle nicked one back in the 80s and brought it home
Best public one ever.
Lids. Please sort the table 🤣 watching you lot in 4K with that table wobbling sends me head west 🤣
Absolute GOAT.
"Be the Makelele" 😂
year 6 in the mags rowey bags had a pog graft
I need some advice off these guys how do I get in touch
Love drunk Dan!
What's a chippy? Fish & Chip Shoppe?
Lost it at ‘skipped a generation’ 😂😂😂
1:45:54
That second makelele line 🤣
Barcelona tracky belter
"Hutchers in Marmaris" by Jay z and Jamie Hutchinson. Need it done
I had the color computer 2 from radio shack....
ZX Spectrum! Get in lid!
My mate shit in a golf hole on Chester golf course on the way home from the fair one night, good times.
Cmon dan composure man composure!!!
That is crazy how I fractured my wrist the exact same way Adam did by playing with guys alot older than me and them shooting the ball and it hit my hand
Was a time in our school where the males in older years would write a few very racist words/phrases on a piece of paper, sneak it into some year 7/8 blazer pocket and then someone else would pretend to find it in there... School was childwall for Adam and Carl
Come to the punk rock festival in Blackpool for the patrionn first weekend of August
End of a lace is called an aglet btw carl
Start to finish, fucking epic! 🤣🤣
If youre out with a Michu and Jonathan De Guzman, ill be a Chico Flores
Ah we did the same with a teacher. Mr Porter the maths teacher, if you could get him talking about sport. tennis, golf and football from the weekend mainly. We could get away with a double maths doing fuck all. Especially on a Monday right after the weekend. I can't count but they were great days.
County Garlic Mayo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you see this comment make sure you like the video and do your bit, let's get these prats a bigger budget for more mad patreon live shows
Hahahahahahahaha yesssss ❤️❤️❤️