The Most Confused Men In America

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  6 років тому +4711

    please go follow/cyberbully me on twitter right now dang it @Gusbuckets

    • @Marzahl
      @Marzahl 6 років тому

      Gus Johnson 🍝

    • @bootygrabber4000
      @bootygrabber4000 6 років тому +3

      Gus Johnson ringo got bringo

    • @drangus3468
      @drangus3468 6 років тому +1

      What the world needs more of: Reaction channels! Way to go Gus! Keep pumpin out that content.

    • @2337mendoza
      @2337mendoza 6 років тому

      I love TLC to man

    • @blunttrauma5300
      @blunttrauma5300 6 років тому

      Sloshing gosh

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey 6 років тому +18154

    My Gusband’s Not Gay

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 6 років тому +39

      aw man

    • @vinetari
      @vinetari 6 років тому +182

      My Gusband’s Not Hay

    • @duck8206
      @duck8206 6 років тому +93

      naked jaked

    • @mjpMALIK
      @mjpMALIK 6 років тому +25

      Snake n' bake

    • @ceilingeye
      @ceilingeye 6 років тому +33

      Hey jake! Just wanted to say that you’re one of my favorite content creators!! Keep it up!! You’re awesome!

  • @PaperbackPlanes
    @PaperbackPlanes 4 роки тому +1763

    The rating scale doesnt go to 4. When the danger scale hits 5 they're broken free of the restraints and the gay is let loose

    • @thebrideofghostface
      @thebrideofghostface 4 роки тому +31

      Me all the time

    • @CorsairPrince
      @CorsairPrince 4 роки тому +74

      I laughed so hard I almost fuckin almost fell out of my gay chair. Good thing I had the restraints...

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 роки тому +32

      That's their secret...they're always gay.

    • @Krimay.
      @Krimay. 4 роки тому +7

      I laughed harder than i should lmao

  • @Tintin-wo4wc
    @Tintin-wo4wc 5 років тому +1674

    "go pork any dork you want" i want that written on my gravestone

    • @Jrez
      @Jrez 4 роки тому +1

      A quote for the ages, one that may yet define a generation.
      Not this one, obviously.

  • @travisdenen7633
    @travisdenen7633 4 роки тому +2655

    When they say they aren't gay I feel like they are referring to the original meaning "happy", which is totally believable.

  • @literallywhy6162
    @literallywhy6162 5 років тому +2910

    So you’re telling me,,,this guy hangs out with a bunch of other mlm and they “”help each other stay away from temptation”” hmmmm sounds uhhhhh, a lil sus

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 5 років тому +193

      they've definitely boned

    • @reportedworm4314
      @reportedworm4314 5 років тому +12

      Kevin Votaw I love when thtabhappens

    • @amazingnatalie
      @amazingnatalie 5 років тому +48

      @Kevin Votaw mlm is universal for men love men... same as wlw women love women

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp 5 років тому +3

      Your profile picture looks like Joe Trohman but I can't tell

    • @literallywhy6162
      @literallywhy6162 5 років тому +1

      Katiegreatie4 it’s Joe lmao

  • @kayokay470
    @kayokay470 4 роки тому +7892

    Why didn't he marry a Mormon lesbian so everyone in the situation could be unhappy and repressed?

    • @CaptainCarthex
      @CaptainCarthex 4 роки тому +330

      Before gay marriage was legalized I wondered if this would happen for stuff like insurance

    • @toetotipthatsabart5048
      @toetotipthatsabart5048 4 роки тому +461

      This is actually a thing called a Lavender Marriage. But Mormons often don’t do that because the spouse is supposed to hold you accountable, which means that they need to be “without homosexual temptation”. Sorta like how you don’t ask a kid to make sure another kid doesn’t eat candy, they’ll just both eat candy.

    • @philipanderson7581
      @philipanderson7581 4 роки тому +49

      Now that sounds like some hawt sex.

    • @danieljensen2626
      @danieljensen2626 4 роки тому +58

      Probably because you aren't a good Mormon if you don't have children.

    • @tbprodutions
      @tbprodutions 4 роки тому +52

      That's gay af

  • @EddyBurback
    @EddyBurback 6 років тому +3468

    hey can i borrow that chili paste

    • @gustoonz
      @gustoonz  6 років тому +375

      yeah

    • @MrCody01
      @MrCody01 6 років тому +47

      Only professional pianists play the piano with chili paste.

    • @manchild849
      @manchild849 6 років тому +27

      communism

    • @thechrono
      @thechrono 6 років тому +1

      Sambal Oelek is the best sauce.

    • @joemann0392
      @joemann0392 6 років тому +1

      Gayyyyy

  • @hanaphelps9971
    @hanaphelps9971 3 роки тому +1063

    I’m sorry the clip of the group of men look like a bunch of gay guys trying to look like straight men from an snl skit.

    • @Spoketlabolina
      @Spoketlabolina 3 роки тому +17

      yeah...and all I was thinking...they must be fucking...omg they already did...thats why they'r intensely ogling all male bypassers...handing out scores like its a ballroom read.

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 роки тому

      @@Spoketlabolina tf you just tryna look homophobic or naw?

    • @Spoketlabolina
      @Spoketlabolina 3 роки тому +15

      @@SlightMishap I actually think the guys in the video are homophobic. I don't need to be anything than pan-ass-self.

    • @SlightMishap
      @SlightMishap 3 роки тому +1

      @@Spoketlabolina how they homophobic if they gay?

    • @Spoketlabolina
      @Spoketlabolina 3 роки тому +31

      @@SlightMishap because they believe being gay is wrong in accordance with their religion and worldview. That same sex relationships are wrong, to force themselves into heterosexual marriages cause gay marriage or gay sex is wrong is practice of homophobia...did u watch the video???!

  • @jaceobrien5670
    @jaceobrien5670 4 роки тому +779

    As soon as she said they were from salt lake city i was like "thats why".

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 4 роки тому +39

      Mormon moment

    • @brittneybrisbin744
      @brittneybrisbin744 4 роки тому +48

      Me too. As soon as it was "Mormons from Salt Lake City, Utah" I was like ohhh yep there we go

    • @grapes4832
      @grapes4832 3 роки тому +35

      I feel bad for anyone who’s stuck in mormonism. Ex members don’t get much support tho cause it’s not widely seen as a cult (even though it is)

    • @zankishii9961
      @zankishii9961 3 роки тому +3

      Ohhhh somebody has had some badddd experiences there, imagine assuming something simply based off location, lmaoooo

    • @Oddi0
      @Oddi0 3 роки тому +33

      @@zankishii9961 A response like that either means you're not familiar with mormonism, or you're a mormon.

  • @itsmebougie
    @itsmebougie 4 роки тому +1962

    "ADULTS ONLY"
    "hey kids this is the learning dog here"

    • @nomad2629
      @nomad2629 4 роки тому +6

      Nomad was very confused except who I like and I don't know if she likes me. Damit telling my thoughts again on the inter web oh well.

    • @Red-jl1qr
      @Red-jl1qr 4 роки тому +8

      That WAS the joke.

    • @whiteshaq0172
      @whiteshaq0172 4 роки тому +6

      Red I’m not too sure, it may have been a coincidence, maybe an accident. Nobody would joke with a dog costume

    • @IDK-kv8ob
      @IDK-kv8ob 3 роки тому +1

      Yes. That is the joke. Damn you're smart

    • @tworpish
      @tworpish 3 роки тому +1

      everybody below the age of 55 is a young man for russle ghonson

  • @Ashleigh_Alexander
    @Ashleigh_Alexander 4 роки тому +1203

    When he’s wearing the red bandana, all I see is prison mike

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 4 роки тому +4

      Noble Alexander ffs 😂

    • @Indi
      @Indi 4 роки тому +3

      LMAO SAME

    • @aureliuszeta3037
      @aureliuszeta3037 4 роки тому +14

      "You'd be the belle of da ball"
      *kissy faces* 😘😘😘

    • @superfardman4332
      @superfardman4332 4 роки тому +4

      I saw a ghetto recardo

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 4 роки тому +413

    I call bullshit, those dudes are straight up smashin' it inbetween basketball sessions.

    • @jacksmith4530
      @jacksmith4530 3 роки тому +25

      I doubt they even play bball

    • @alec7568
      @alec7568 3 роки тому +26

      @@jacksmith4530 they dribble on each others balls if you get what I mean 😉
      Neither do I though, I've always sucked at most sports.

    • @xTheNameisEthan
      @xTheNameisEthan 3 роки тому +19

      I hope they are just having crazy orgies in the showers because god dammit they deserve to be happy even if they are crazy religious people

    • @alec7568
      @alec7568 3 роки тому +5

      @@xTheNameisEthan that's a good way to look at it 😅

    • @hippodoesyes6475
      @hippodoesyes6475 3 роки тому +3

      @@alec7568 I see what you did there

  • @garyreid7919
    @garyreid7919 5 років тому +2985

    Gus's finger on the bicycle bell for the first 30 seconds was the most threatened I have ever felt in my life

  • @michaeladiaz6105
    @michaeladiaz6105 5 років тому +2054

    they should've called their show "no homo" I wouldve watched tf out of that

    • @nadyaam.1139
      @nadyaam.1139 4 роки тому +12

      XD!!!!!!! SAME!!!!

    • @ayakostitz1731
      @ayakostitz1731 4 роки тому +16

      Honestly I think you should be coming up with the titles of these shows from now on, you’re clearly far more creative than anyone in their board room!

    • @ertandbernie7706
      @ertandbernie7706 4 роки тому +2

      That’s perfect 😂😂😂

    • @camb6818
      @camb6818 4 роки тому +14

      Luxitos what

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 4 роки тому +4

      Tonight on TLC: “No Homo” at 8:00, followed by “Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That” at 9:00 . . . (Edit) JFC! I wrote this before I got to the point in the video that the show was on TLC!

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 5 років тому +1663

    I feel like he loves her but not the way he thinks he does

    • @nadyaam.1139
      @nadyaam.1139 4 роки тому +113

      Appreciative friend with guilt (cuz kids) ... so yeah probs.

    • @ibefullofme
      @ibefullofme 4 роки тому +63

      He immediately said that he feels like he would be selling himself short if he were to live as a gay man, clearly in denial of his sexuality.

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 4 роки тому +37

      Plot twist: She’s actually a lesbian in denial.

    • @rianantony
      @rianantony 4 роки тому +30

      @@SMarie5541 that'l be revealed in season two

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 роки тому +24

      What does he think lol
      They decided to get married for reasons that aren't sexual or romantic. They got married to fulfill their religious responsibilities. People really seem to be missing that. He said his faith is more important than his sexuality
      Like you work at Arby's and someone is saying "she really thought she'd be happy here, terrible choice" and you're like "i actually only work here so i don't die of starvation?? I didn't apply here out of passion?"
      "You'll never be happy!"

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido 3 роки тому +645

    Conversion therapy:
    Guy finally finishes his therapy, abused, and scared of his own sexuality; but not cured. He thinks "Why didn’t it work on me, it should‘ve worked, it worked on everyone else, so I‘ll just pretend it worked“.
    This guy is every guy from that therapy. They all think they are the only one it didn’t work on and won’t admit that it didn’t, so therapy seems like a success on the outside, while the guys live on, miserably, deeply scarred, trying to reach the unreachable to uphold what is socially expected from them.

    • @linguinithe1st499
      @linguinithe1st499 3 роки тому +2

      DEEP

    • @KitTheAnkafolk
      @KitTheAnkafolk 3 роки тому +63

      That’s so sad, I hope one day that they’re completely outlawed, it disgusts me-
      I myself am a bisexual male, & I’m in a relationship with a guy, we’ve been dating for almost 8 weeks & he makes me so happy.
      The fact people go through “conversion” therapy for being different sexuality wise is horrifying-

    • @thissitesucks905
      @thissitesucks905 3 роки тому +16

      @@KitTheAnkafolk good on you, i have a gay friend who is happy with himself too
      i salute you

    • @emiliosaurus1834
      @emiliosaurus1834 3 роки тому +3

      This say alot about our society

    • @girlscanbepervertstoo2003
      @girlscanbepervertstoo2003 3 роки тому +1

      damn that was really well written.

  • @user-ev3es3kj2r
    @user-ev3es3kj2r 6 років тому +1528

    i can’t believe gus ended homophobia

  • @GenetMJF
    @GenetMJF 4 роки тому +3292

    "how's your sexlife?"
    "Functional"
    That's... Not how normal people describe it usually... 😂

    • @zatty232
      @zatty232 4 роки тому +19

      emoji

    • @AlexFlockhart
      @AlexFlockhart 4 роки тому +151

      Nothing says literal bare minimum required to meet the definition than, "functional"

    • @hazelbeeson4712
      @hazelbeeson4712 4 роки тому +5

      Seem perfectly logical to me

    • @GenetMJF
      @GenetMJF 4 роки тому +22

      @@AlexFlockhart Yeah "Well it does go in and out but how well? You will never know"

    • @RJeremyHoward
      @RJeremyHoward 4 роки тому +33

      To be fair to Dude the Dude there...
      Within the LDS community, talking about sex is not nearly as normalized as it perhaps is in others. To me, that was a guy who just didn't want/know how to talk about his sex life in front of a camera.

  • @galeglidden9804
    @galeglidden9804 4 роки тому +5948

    This sounds like being gay with more steps

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому +79

      Grant Glidden
      That was a beautiful connection made between two hilarious fucking things.

    • @oki.k
      @oki.k 4 роки тому +55

      I’m glad the actual good parts of the Rick and Morty fan base can gather on this random video.

    • @conservat1vepatr1ot
      @conservat1vepatr1ot 4 роки тому +12

      Oliver Kile
      I love you right back.

    • @JayBaddAssCutler
      @JayBaddAssCutler 4 роки тому +18

      SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTY!!!

    • @c0diz
      @c0diz 4 роки тому +12

      or.... they are. ... a bisexual

  • @firenzeval
    @firenzeval 4 роки тому +1609

    "I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is."

  • @sgtleobella
    @sgtleobella 6 років тому +2257

    'Your husband is sitting next to you, talking about his attraction to men. How does that make you feel?'
    'Well, I'm attracted to men, too, so...'
    You know she had that response pre-planned lol

    • @nonesuchone
      @nonesuchone 6 років тому +42

      Paul Casey yeah, and I wonder who fed her that snappy line...

    • @DAMIENDMILLS
      @DAMIENDMILLS 6 років тому +130

      A line she repeats to herself in the mirror every morning.

    • @TrAnMu
      @TrAnMu 6 років тому +55

      I imagine she’s delivered that line MANY times.

    • @KaijaSchmauss
      @KaijaSchmauss 6 років тому +48

      I garuntee she's been using that exact same line for the entirety of their marriage.

    • @camkraw893
      @camkraw893 6 років тому +37

      The answer that doesn't answer anything.... You can feel the pain LOL

  • @user-lp2he1md6i
    @user-lp2he1md6i 5 років тому +1561

    I think Tanya is a Lesbian and they are in this together to avoid their Mormon community scorn and shame...
    Smart.

    • @RhythmGrizz
      @RhythmGrizz 5 років тому +163

      > mormon
      > smart
      Error 404
      Data not found

    • @OdlawTheEvil
      @OdlawTheEvil 5 років тому +51

      Could never understand how somebody could continuously back a religion 100 percent despite it going against such a big part of their lifestyle yet stick with said religion anyways and then have to hide who you really are and basically lives this double life in a faux relationship based on your exact opposite sexual preferences just to uphold some bullshit rules of a certain religion. People should live life the way the want to and do what makes them happy. I don't see any purpose in following strict guidelines of a mormon religion if you dont fully agree with them and you were born with an unchangeable lifestyle that the religion says is totally wrong... Like just dont be a fuckin mormon then... Or be a mormon and practice everything else that mormons preach, but date guys and be gay if you want to... I just cant fathom blindly following these rules and restrictions if i just didnt agree with them at all. People need to do what makes them happy, LIVE LIFE HOW YOU WANNA LIVE IT, you only get one and it goes by pretty fast.

    • @user-ut7wi1if9q
      @user-ut7wi1if9q 5 років тому +63

      I live in saudi which is a pretty muslim country where homosexual acts are illegal and punished by death penalty or if u got exposed ur big family themselves would kill u to avoid embarrassment and that smart thing ur referring to is actually popular in here for gay ppl n the separation of genders doesn’t help since it sometimes could also make bi ppl think they’re gay, the whole thing is really sad i wish the world was a better place but yeah

    • @AnalyticalReckoner
      @AnalyticalReckoner 5 років тому +5

      I think you are on to something. Organized religion offers many benefits that aren't spiritual, especially if you are mormon. They have tons of clout. Breaking the rules means being on your own.

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 5 років тому +26

      That's a real thing that has happened and continues to happen. Gay men and lesbians marry to cover for each other so prying homophobes don't suspect anything. It's sad.

  • @j.j.714
    @j.j.714 4 роки тому +658

    “She got to kiss more boys than I did”
    Bruh. How can you subject yourself to this, this is like the “hate my wife” trope.

    • @Rcb4th
      @Rcb4th 3 роки тому +29

      He doesn't hate his wife. He envies his wife

    • @pauloforever12
      @pauloforever12 3 роки тому +17

      @@Rcb4th probably might turn to resentment

  • @babyvision6924
    @babyvision6924 4 роки тому +1325

    “Pork any dork ya want!” -Gus Johnson, the ally the world needed, but didn't deserve

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому +17

      you’re talking as if he’s dead

    • @thedankboyo2460
      @thedankboyo2460 4 роки тому +18

      @@squiggles6861 we're all dead inside

    • @squiggles6861
      @squiggles6861 4 роки тому +6

      the dank boyo wow! quirky!

    • @eyeship6037
      @eyeship6037 4 роки тому

      What's a dork actually?

    • @travisdenen7633
      @travisdenen7633 4 роки тому +6

      @@eyeship6037 Like a nerd or a geek, but not as intelligent. Or also a penis.

  • @drew1427
    @drew1427 6 років тому +2659

    WOW! That sure is one funky and wierd object to tape a microphone to!

  • @sablemae8853
    @sablemae8853 5 років тому +2156

    It's not a TLC show unless there's a gazebo

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 5 років тому +89

      smiles in H3H3

    • @adamjamestattoos
      @adamjamestattoos 5 років тому +21

      Papa bless

    • @safir2241
      @safir2241 5 років тому +5

      Papa bless & all, but Ethan didn’t cover Projared well recently. That kinda changed my opinion of him alot.

    • @gamethingstuff
      @gamethingstuff 5 років тому +12

      @@safir2241 i kinda stopped watching ethan a while ago. hes got very strong opinions on alot of things

    • @thecamobrawler4142
      @thecamobrawler4142 5 років тому +8

      let’s come talk under the gazebo

  • @CoenBijpost
    @CoenBijpost 3 роки тому +132

    The scale DOES go to 5, they just don’t tell their wives what that means...

  • @squidlytv
    @squidlytv 5 років тому +929

    Say it with me guys.
    "Men are friends, not food."

  • @Monika-bc3dq
    @Monika-bc3dq 4 роки тому +598

    Yes, "enjoyable" and "fully functional" are definitely words that anyone would use to describe their sex life... This is actually pretty sad to watch /

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому +2

      Enjoyable depends on context, if the other words are great, amazing then enjoyable, the words generally mean: sexlife quality: great, sex: amazing, and feeling: enjoyable (ie something like "I legitimately enjoy what we have together", in this context it comes as a grounding word, and can convey that the sex life is more than just a surface thing that's sometimes amazing but also an activity that you actually enjoy doing.

    • @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
      @Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 3 роки тому

      i mean id prolly say that if some rando asked me about my sex life

    • @holidaycomplex
      @holidaycomplex 3 роки тому +4

      @@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq i think the weirdness comes from the "dryness" of the response compared to how bubbly they made themselves seem beforehand. usually if something like sex comes up in conversation (especially if someone is asking you how your sex life is) you'd get a bit more enthusiasm if you enjoy it. maybe you'd get awkward if you were ashamed about talking about it publicly. but being so dismissive is something that brings attention to itself.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 роки тому

      What’s in it for her even? I don’t understand this setup

    • @TheLily97232
      @TheLily97232 3 роки тому

      To be fair he is Christian so that may be the reason why

  • @danieljensen2626
    @danieljensen2626 4 роки тому +1713

    Repressing your feelings and pretending you have a totally happy normal life with a perfect family is definitely peak Mormon.

    • @joshogden1081
      @joshogden1081 4 роки тому +10

      yep :/

    • @disktrant
      @disktrant 4 роки тому +58

      Antidepressants are prescribed in Utah more than any other state for this exact reason. It’s really sad to see people that are brainwashed into accepting a life that makes them miserable.

    • @ultamememaster2122
      @ultamememaster2122 4 роки тому +49

      Utah is definitely a great state!
      Send help, they’re holding me hostage

    • @homemadeduck1022
      @homemadeduck1022 4 роки тому +3

      @@joshogden1081 You doing OK bud?

    • @joshogden1081
      @joshogden1081 4 роки тому +2

      @@homemadeduck1022 yep

  • @AAAAAA-613
    @AAAAAA-613 4 роки тому +2148

    "My faith is not a choice"
    Doctor: We got the results back..
    Parent: Is the baby a boy or a girl?
    Doctor: It's a christian!

    • @petargacic4299
      @petargacic4299 4 роки тому +10

      I know you liked your own comment

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 4 роки тому +92

      @@petargacic4299, I didn't actually. Now I will, though, to prove that i didn't originally

    • @joannasthings
      @joannasthings 4 роки тому +75

      Mother: What denomination?
      Doctor: Catholic.
      Father: But we’re Evangelists!

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @AAAAAA-613
      @AAAAAA-613 4 роки тому +2

      @@naivenitara, thank you!

  • @mGoldie
    @mGoldie 6 років тому +2502

    "Just go pork any dork you want."

    • @goman2650
      @goman2650 6 років тому +14

      I died

    • @king_sutter
      @king_sutter 6 років тому +12

      -Gus 2018

    • @xtodoubt9919
      @xtodoubt9919 6 років тому +1

      DAUBENY!

    • @KalebPeters99
      @KalebPeters99 6 років тому +24

      I think Gus just solved homophobia you guys

    • @abbychavarria6205
      @abbychavarria6205 6 років тому +9

      *As long as that dork also wants to pork, don't pork a dork who doesn't want to fork! XD, I'll leave now...

  • @alisathemushroom9923
    @alisathemushroom9923 4 роки тому +412

    A group to help them “restrain their urges”:
    “What’s the danger zone?”
    “2.5”
    “You can go higher than that.”

    • @naivenitara
      @naivenitara 4 роки тому +5

      Underated comment 😂

    • @codywest142
      @codywest142 3 роки тому +2

      That's called the suck zone

  • @NicholasGinotti
    @NicholasGinotti 5 років тому +2809

    "devout mormons" Ah, that explains it.

    • @jasonmoore7223
      @jasonmoore7223 5 років тому +59

      Nicholas Ginotti Exactly 😂 “why don’t you just live as a gay man?” Ohhh that’s why.

    • @jonas_hulse
      @jonas_hulse 5 років тому +3

      @popnlock Well that's not too bad 😂

    • @Shaddiewolf
      @Shaddiewolf 5 років тому +42

      Mormons are fucking retarded.

    • @lolgamez9171
      @lolgamez9171 5 років тому +11

      @@jonas_hulse it's sickening bc it's fake

    • @Vinylll04
      @Vinylll04 5 років тому +54

      Grew up in the religion... The more I look at these types of videos the more sickening it gets I'm not saying I think the people in the vid are sick I'm just saying that the religion is sick cuz literally the religion forces people to behave and think a certain way.

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 3 роки тому +874

    God I hope he’s actually bi otherwise he truly cannot be happy.

    • @Spoketlabolina
      @Spoketlabolina 3 роки тому +9

      none of them will..

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 3 роки тому +60

      I don't know...sexuality is always confusing, so I mean go out there and explore, but this video is still very sad. It definitely feels like these people are repressing their attraction.

    • @whateverwhatever860
      @whateverwhatever860 3 роки тому

      @@Spoketlabolina what?

    • @Anthropomorphic
      @Anthropomorphic 3 роки тому +2

      It could also be that sex just doesn't matter all that much to him. Some people are like that.

    • @JimmyBoy9878
      @JimmyBoy9878 3 роки тому +4

      @@Anthropomorphic He is very clearly gay.

  • @julesk2629
    @julesk2629 5 років тому +596

    We have a teacher at my religious school who openly admits he is gay but says he “denies it” and has been married to a woman for decades. I feel sad for both of them. I wish people could accept themselves.

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 5 років тому +41

      you cant openly admit something and also deny it lol.

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 5 років тому +14

      moemoney131 vee oh I know... you don’t have to convince me

    • @Mikeystonet
      @Mikeystonet 5 років тому +8

      It’s an admirable choice if that’s what they want to do

    • @julesk2629
      @julesk2629 5 років тому +53

      Dan John No it sure as hell isnt.

    • @radka2065
      @radka2065 5 років тому +11

      Dan John it would be If he was a paedophile and choose not to do that. But being gay is ay so its just pointless. If your god loves you he will love you even as gay

  • @luciawdfg
    @luciawdfg 4 роки тому +2728

    "I'm attracted to men too."
    Actual live footage of me pretending to be straight at Straight Girl Sleepover™️.

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 роки тому +264

      "Haha, yeah, their ... penises and phew... you see that chest hair? Hot dang."

    • @volaride
      @volaride 4 роки тому +39

      Me tooo, I really feel that.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 роки тому +164

      Look at all of his abdominal muscles, they’re... there’s 6 of them...

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa 4 роки тому +140

      "yes I too have a favorite member of Boy Band who I think is the cutest"

    • @johnstanley3939
      @johnstanley3939 4 роки тому +70

      @@brigidfraser34 "penises etc" is the best dismissal of everything male I have ever read 😂😂

  • @jonahohara-david4078
    @jonahohara-david4078 6 років тому +792

    NordVPN is really letting you go wild with these ads

    • @sarveshsubramanian9030
      @sarveshsubramanian9030 5 років тому +4

      Go watch Nobbleberry for some real OG NordVPN product placement

    • @whincorbin1553
      @whincorbin1553 5 років тому +2

      Hell he could sell a dirty spoon and people would buy

    • @arcallcaps
      @arcallcaps 5 років тому +1

      nah fuck nordVPN get xVPN instead its good and has encryption that will rip right threw your school wifi so you can do whatever you want on school wifi but its also free on your phone with cheap premium data

  • @wolfumus
    @wolfumus 3 роки тому +159

    As someone who denied their sexuality for years because of religion, I can tell you one thing, they ain’t happy at all. It is one of the most miserable states to be in, and I genuinely feel bad for these men who are so misguided and would rather not be true to themselves than to be judged by other people who are telling them complete lies.

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 роки тому +9

      Yea I wasn't aware I was trans. Figuring it out was like removing a useless tourniquet. It hurts but you winder why you were clamping down so hard for no good reason

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 роки тому +6

      @@aazhie hey same here! Been actually happy since I’ve come out

    • @sirhashbrown2050
      @sirhashbrown2050 3 роки тому +11

      @@pet.me102 oh boy do I have some news for you

    • @sirhashbrown2050
      @sirhashbrown2050 3 роки тому +4

      @@pet.me102 yes, that's exactly how I feel too

    • @ianschwartz08
      @ianschwartz08 2 роки тому

      that's sad.

  • @NeoN-qb8ld
    @NeoN-qb8ld 4 роки тому +1759

    My faith isn't a choice
    that just sounds like a cult with extra steps

    • @bartman64
      @bartman64 4 роки тому +42

      You can't spell culture without cult!

    • @jevilcore
      @jevilcore 4 роки тому +70

      That’s literally what Mormonism is unfortunately :(

    • @LilyAvarA
      @LilyAvarA 4 роки тому +11

      Can confirm, I was there

    • @darb6808
      @darb6808 4 роки тому +18

      @@jevilcore I'm not a Mormon, but I've grown up in the Mormon church, and I can promise that this rumor is not true. Some people set up cultish situations and claim to be a part of said church, and it's ruined the reputations of some really good people who believe in some very valuable things. The other thing that happens, is pretentious members will look at the doctrine, shape it to justify their evil, and ignore the rest. There are horrible Mormons surely, but there are horrible members of everything. People can join and quit the church whenever they like. There are no negative consequences for leaving, at least, none that the doctrine supports.

    • @sociallyacceptablepi7449
      @sociallyacceptablepi7449 3 роки тому +26

      Mormonism IS a cult with extra steps.

  • @s-a-r-a-h
    @s-a-r-a-h 4 роки тому +2711

    I know everyone's saying this, but as a bisexual, I can tell that he's not a bisexual. He's really just hurting himself.

    • @IdontKnow-ch6cb
      @IdontKnow-ch6cb 4 роки тому +72

      I agree

    • @shannonshaw5865
      @shannonshaw5865 4 роки тому +145

      Also bisexual and SO agree.

    • @CalebSalstrom
      @CalebSalstrom 4 роки тому +225

      Va11idus what a fucking stupid comment. It’s not about sex you reprobate it’s about love and being physically and emotionally attracted to your partner. I’m sure he loves his kids but he will never be truly happy with his wife and neither she him.

    • @Va11idus
      @Va11idus 4 роки тому +6

      @@CalebSalstrom then why are arranged marriages more successful than "love" marriages?

    • @gregspencer3225
      @gregspencer3225 4 роки тому +34

      ???

  • @augiespendley3389
    @augiespendley3389 5 років тому +2377

    "mixed orientation marriage"
    shoot me

    • @forivall
      @forivall 5 років тому +7

      Mixed orientation marriages can involve being gay! The first episode of the CBC doc "devout + out" is about an Anglican priest who's married to a woman but he also has a boyfriend and it's great! Also, I have a friend in a similar situation.

    • @pugassassin5591
      @pugassassin5591 5 років тому +54

      @@forivall ew

    • @alanajones5991
      @alanajones5991 5 років тому +36

      @@forivall That's fucking dumb.

    • @sukeigh8531
      @sukeigh8531 5 років тому +46

      @@forivall you are describing polyamory! which "technically" is more of a "sin" the being a dood that wants to smooch other doodss

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 5 років тому +34

      @@forivall Or a gay+bi marriage. Or even a straight+bi marriage. Technically they're "mixed orientation"

  • @ruthannemarie2668
    @ruthannemarie2668 3 роки тому +143

    “No kids allowed”
    Me a 17 year old: *rebellion intensifies*

  • @colettecavazos7343
    @colettecavazos7343 4 роки тому +338

    I feel like it's almost worse for the wife, constantly being reminded that your husband has never been attracted to you and your relationship will always be kind of one sided, but you can't complain because you should objectively be the happy and satisfied one and expressing those feelings will just be met with your husband reinforcing them by saying 'Well I have it harder, I'm not even attracted to you."

    • @malec8517
      @malec8517 4 роки тому +42

      Think that's just both sides of being apart of their cult, sucks all around it seems.

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 роки тому +22

      I think whilst he's practiced from lying to himself his non-disclosure of the truth to her for over a year is very uncool to say the least.

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому

      @@Hoganply hey is that the helix nebula

    • @grapes4832
      @grapes4832 3 роки тому +11

      It’s absolutely NOT worse for the wife, but yeah, I see what you mean. These are just people who are victims of cult programming.

  • @cathulu7975
    @cathulu7975 4 роки тому +158

    Why isn't anyone talking about the dude writing "GAY" on a piece of masking tape and sticking to his shirt with a handful of other labels that presumably also say "GAY?" Can you imagine walking in on this dude covered in almost a mummy's wrappings of just the word "GAY" written on masking tape? WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?!

    • @linguinithe1st499
      @linguinithe1st499 3 роки тому +15

      It is how many times he has acted gay that day

    • @BB-fd2rf
      @BB-fd2rf 3 роки тому +3

      Well, you're talking about it. Nice pic btw.

    • @mildly_edgy4210
      @mildly_edgy4210 3 роки тому +4

      One of the stickies said "wear", lol idk tf kinda conversion therapy this is but it is clearly not effective

    • @GothicLeviathan
      @GothicLeviathan 3 роки тому +9

      @@mildly_edgy4210 no it said "weak". The one below said "insecurity" or something. Basically trying to make these men think that gay is synonymous with negative words/ideas

  • @MelvinDorkus
    @MelvinDorkus 6 років тому +1193

    "mixed orientation marriage" cracks me up so bad LOL

    • @hoplite-official5011
      @hoplite-official5011 5 років тому +1

      im crying lmao

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 років тому +20

      Well I'm in a mixed orientation relationship since I'm bi and boyfriend is (as he says, but his identification could change) straight, so I get the title. This situation is sick tho

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 5 років тому +14

      @@sarasthoughts That's honestly the only type of situation "mixed orientation marriage" should apply to :P

  • @Maccaroney
    @Maccaroney 4 роки тому +455

    "Jeff finds support with his friends who are all attracted to men"
    Yeah, yeah i bet he does. lmao

    • @denied7616
      @denied7616 4 роки тому +41

      lmaoo yes that part killed me. i wonder if they have "support sleepovers" too

    • @oliviasmith2377
      @oliviasmith2377 3 роки тому +10

      @@denied7616 JDKSNFKSKLS "SUPPORT SLEEPOVER" THATS AMAZING

    • @AVesselOfFlesh
      @AVesselOfFlesh 3 роки тому +3

      “Its just a bro hug babe its not gay!” Or “no babe we have to sleep in the same room and bed together its about bonding it’s definitely not gay!” Like Jeff you be you

  • @Jakium
    @Jakium 5 років тому +482

    *Don't ring that bell again, Gus.*

  • @veryconfused967
    @veryconfused967 3 роки тому +103

    Why does this have the same energy of when people say that Sappho had “close female companions” and was married to a man

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 роки тому +3

      "GAL PALS" XD
      It does tho...

    • @UFGatorsFBFan
      @UFGatorsFBFan 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr? It's kinda like looking at a vending machine, then seeing an option for diet coke and another for coke zero lol

    • @silorion9967
      @silorion9967 3 роки тому

      As the homophobic historians read a rough translation of Sappho's Ode to Aphrodite: "Ah yes, clearly strait."

  • @mckelve0587
    @mckelve0587 4 роки тому +1609

    "my faith isn't a choice"
    I think he's trapped in a cult and this is a cry for help

    • @Julia99lol
      @Julia99lol 4 роки тому +145

      Yeah I mean he is a Mormon

    • @jamesonbornholdt7302
      @jamesonbornholdt7302 4 роки тому +29

      I think he meant his conviction is so strong, it doesn't have to be a conscious choice for him anymore, it's just who he is now

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +66

      Mormonism is scarily similar to a cult

    • @jamesonbornholdt7302
      @jamesonbornholdt7302 4 роки тому +11

      @@nerkdurgen5574 It's definitely not. If you want to see an actual cult, look up "Infiltrating scientology episode 1" series posted by Reckless Ben.

    • @nerkdurgen5574
      @nerkdurgen5574 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamesonbornholdt7302 whom?

  • @caseychapman5726
    @caseychapman5726 6 років тому +1489

    "They're mormons" that explains so much.

    • @VLQL
      @VLQL 6 років тому +108

      Yeah I feel like I just watched a 14:20 demonstration on how bad organized religion can fuck you up with funny Gus parts in between

    • @charliechimento852
      @charliechimento852 6 років тому +42

      First of all, it’s pronounced “Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints”. Second of all, don’t be a complete jerk and crap on other people’s beliefs. Sure, “Mormons” are weird and have a million children per family and have different stances than yours, but the least you could do is be respectful to a fellow human. We’re all humans. We all have red blood. Believe what you want, and I’ll believe what I want, but that doesn’t mean you need to hate on a person or group of people because of that fact.

    • @kleinmartin6197
      @kleinmartin6197 6 років тому +110

      CC Productions they..... called themselves Mormons my man. They’re using the exact same terminology that was in the video

    • @wmmiles00
      @wmmiles00 6 років тому +67

      CC Productions lmao you’re a Mormon. I can tell.

    • @LocusOfFocus
      @LocusOfFocus 6 років тому +31

      Klein Martin The Church has recently pushed using the full and proper name rather than the misnomer “Mormon.” I believe that’s what CC Productions was trying to point out.
      But yeah, you’re totally right. The video says “Mormon.” He could have been more polite in the way he corrected it too. But in his defense, religion is a very personal matter, and it’s hard to not be subconsciously offended when someone challenges your beliefs.

  • @weldin
    @weldin 4 роки тому +157

    “Pork any dork you want” should’ve been by senior quote

    • @toomanyfandoms_probably2020
      @toomanyfandoms_probably2020 3 роки тому +9

      Its going to be my senior quote that or when life gives you lemons call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price

  • @Nehji_Hann
    @Nehji_Hann 4 роки тому +93

    0:13
    The sound of that bell made my neck involuntarily react so violently that I died. I didn't think a UA-cam video could kill me but there we have it.
    And I was looking forward to this Tuesday's pizza party at work, we worked hard for that kind of appreciation.

  • @neelixroswell5408
    @neelixroswell5408 6 років тому +687

    I'm a bi dude who was raised by mormons, the conversion therapy is a real and genuinely scary thing. Within the church, after you come out, the environment is so scary and hostile because it's very obvious that your acceptance is conditional on your ability to perform "normally." I was twelve when I first came out, the abuse within the home, from "therapists," and within the church is a horrible and dangerous force. stories like Jeff's are presented at the best outcome. Yes you can acknowledge that you're gay, but you have to still enter into a straight marriage. The ultimate goal of the church is to gain more followers to gain more power and money, and followers are literally told that it's their responsibility to "multiply and replenish the earth." I'm serious, you can search it on their website, it's the responsibility of all members.
    you can see the thinly veiled discussion of conversion therapy on the church-made website mormonandgay.lds.org . it's a dangerous cult of thinking and it directly leads to the deaths of a lot of children by suicide. not just gay kids, either. The mormon cult has a problem with "perfection politics" that lead to people not feeling good enough about themselves and KILLING THEMSELVES over it. It's fucking disgusting and sad that they're being given such a high platform.

    • @Munchprime
      @Munchprime 6 років тому +36

      xXlithinXx a No paid positions? Here's a listing of 590 different salaries for people who work at the LDS church - www.glassdoor.com/Salary/The-Church-of-Jesus-Christ-of-Latter-day-Saints-Salaries-E122747.htm
      Conversion therapy is abuse. Ignorance isn't a valid excuse. If Hitler said he killed all the Jews because he was trying to help them, would it suddenly become ok just because he had good intentions?

    • @jonathanbarndt4774
      @jonathanbarndt4774 6 років тому +13

      All mormon general authorities make at least 120k annually.
      archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=4800350&itype=CMSID

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 6 років тому +3

      So basically jews 2.0?

    • @neelixroswell5408
      @neelixroswell5408 6 років тому +71

      @@Floridamangaming729 go fuck yourself. dont use my trauma as an outlet to be fucking antisemitic.

    • @neelixroswell5408
      @neelixroswell5408 6 років тому +13

      @@xxlithinxxa3841 I urge you to watch some of the videos and read the content on the website i linked. I refuse to believe that, on the highest level, there is a complete awareness of how they're hurting. the protocol is literally to out a child as widely as they can within the church community. they urge love and acceptance but dehumanize us. they tell us choosing to identify as a label like "gay" or "transgender" is a political statement against the church that shows ill intent. you are told that calling yourself bi instead of saying "i struggle with same sex attraction" is choosing to identify as a sinner.
      dont try and tell me it isnt intentional when you haven't seen the elements work together in practice. thanks

  • @Malts848
    @Malts848 6 років тому +247

    I can relate to Daniel the learning dog on an emotional level

  • @codymcgrew4015
    @codymcgrew4015 4 роки тому +221

    “Just go pork any dork you want, ok?? It’s fineeeeee”

  • @fawnajohnson6130
    @fawnajohnson6130 3 роки тому +96

    My dad, now second mom, was a closeted transgirl for most of her life (attracted to men). She likes my mom as a close friend, but probably chose to marry her for the safety. My home town has a disturbing amount of extremist Christians who hate anything that not straight and white. So she hid herself. You would've never expected her to be not straight, which I guess was the point. She's now out of the closet to our whole family and going through hormone therapy. She's waiting until she is retired to visually present as a woman

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 роки тому +22

      So happy for her. Sad she had to hide all these years. Terrible. Glad she has a great kid in you and support from your mom too.

    • @disastermidi1990
      @disastermidi1990 3 роки тому +14

      Hell yeah she’s lucky to have a supportive family member. Trans rights!!

    • @absolutelyarobot4957
      @absolutelyarobot4957 3 роки тому +8

      My town also has a lot of these people, barring my family and a few others. They mock and try to make the only openly pan student miserable.

    • @Mama_Bear524
      @Mama_Bear524 3 роки тому +6

      @@absolutelyarobot4957 that’s so awful. My goodness.

    • @thatloserderek536
      @thatloserderek536 3 роки тому +4

      Good for her

  • @awsickler
    @awsickler 4 роки тому +650

    This is kinda just like eternal no nut November

    • @XxCheese69xX
      @XxCheese69xX 4 роки тому +5

      You still in brother?

    • @jammerboi8401
      @jammerboi8401 4 роки тому +30

      @@XxCheese69xX what is wrong with you bro? Kalvis, why would he be in his brother? He is clearly trying to closet his suppressed erotic homosexual incestuous attraction and you're trying to get him all horned up talking about boneing a bro.

    • @raym.778
      @raym.778 4 роки тому +20

      Probably more like weak Unfulfilling Nut Rest of Your Life with Cheat on Your Wife With Your Gay Buddies Married To Women Wednesdays sprinkled in to keep things fresh.

    • @blazingblight2706
      @blazingblight2706 4 роки тому +2

      @@raym.778 I mean you're not wrong, but holy word diarrhea.

    • @bigbicepbill3928
      @bigbicepbill3928 4 роки тому

      He’s doin it with his wife tho

  • @MalteAnderhagen
    @MalteAnderhagen 4 роки тому +68

    9:32
    He really puts the label "Gay" next to "Weak", Such a fucked situation to be in.

  • @Elguapodelfuego
    @Elguapodelfuego 5 років тому +640

    I feel like Gus would be a perfect voice actor on rick and morty

  • @kaburii9807
    @kaburii9807 4 роки тому +18

    "he's a devout mormon" fuCKING KNEWWW ITTTTTT

    • @mausm7534
      @mausm7534 2 роки тому +1

      Same reaction: "Mormon-" Ohhhh yup it all makes sense now. I hope they at least have fun baking together.

  • @binkusbonkus
    @binkusbonkus 6 років тому +399

    I feel so bad for that guy. He's so stuck in religious repression and denial. So sad

  • @katieparks2441
    @katieparks2441 5 років тому +142

    “Oh my GOD I’m a LUTHERAN” I screamed

  • @Mysterialic
    @Mysterialic 6 років тому +396

    This video is a light 4/4 for me.

    • @doggoboii
      @doggoboii 5 років тому +2

      Syafiq Razip you naughty dog

    • @MagicCityRecordClub
      @MagicCityRecordClub 5 років тому +8

      Gusanthony Johntano here!

    • @Andriale
      @Andriale 5 років тому +1

      do you require restraint? need me to hold you back?

  • @rizzbusiness
    @rizzbusiness 5 років тому +602

    Man, this is so sad to watch. I was in denial of my own homosexuality for about three years of actively dating men, and I felt like I'd wasted time then, I can't imagine what getting married to that feeling would be like. I hope these guys come to accept themselves someday. It's really a great feeling to finally get it right.

    • @helmaschine1885
      @helmaschine1885 5 років тому +30

      That's what it's all about. Life is too short and unpredictable to waste on things that don't make you feel happy and accepted. ❤️

    • @josephsamsor1698
      @josephsamsor1698 5 років тому +7

      Yeah but I think he’s accepted it. He’s not denying anything. To him, following what he believes to be the word of god is more important than boning men so more power to him.

    • @forivall
      @forivall 5 років тому +7

      @@josephsamsor1698 OR, you can follow what I believe to be the word of God and bone down! It's great!

    • @Freak80MC
      @Freak80MC 5 років тому +14

      @@josephsamsor1698 "I think he’s accepted it" You realize that sorta shit doesn't work, right? For as much as he says and acts like he's okay holding stuff like that down forever fucking breaks people from the inside, no matter how strong they like to say there are. It's been proven time and time again and it's sad to see that people still haven't learned that the only way to truly be happy is to just be open and accept yourself.

    • @VForceWave
      @VForceWave 5 років тому

      @@Freak80MC He has admitted it, but since his faith disallows it, he places his priority in his faith. He might be happier to express his sexuality, but he might be more fulfilled if he's able to celebrate his faith

  • @wizardmaster50
    @wizardmaster50 5 років тому +90

    the fear in my body, seeing his thumb resting on that bell, is immeasurable.

    • @manputty933
      @manputty933 4 роки тому +6

      The all encompassing, abyssal horror of the bell, the resonant frequency of sheer terror.

  • @TheZnarfquad
    @TheZnarfquad 3 роки тому +3

    In life, you can choose to be anything, and these men chose to be sad.

  • @kate5918
    @kate5918 4 роки тому +461

    This is literally “Turn It Off” from Book of Mormon

    • @EthanSchaner
      @EthanSchaner 4 роки тому +20

      I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING 😂

    • @naraki__4690
      @naraki__4690 4 роки тому +11

      I got a feeling

    • @ratmandraws
      @ratmandraws 4 роки тому +25

      Yeah it's not like that song came from nowhere, it's the experiences of tones of people sucked into this.

    • @genieglasslamp5028
      @genieglasslamp5028 4 роки тому +5

      @@naraki__4690
      That you could be feeling.

    • @lolah3829
      @lolah3829 4 роки тому +4

      Genie #GlassLamp A whole lot better than you feel today

  • @RoboticFemboy
    @RoboticFemboy 5 років тому +503

    2 years later:
    "Okay, maybe my husband was gay :("

  • @jacobb17
    @jacobb17 4 роки тому +180

    Everyone under 18: *I'm about to break the law*

  • @thefilmschlock
    @thefilmschlock 3 роки тому +39

    April Ludgate, her boyfriend, and his boyfriend

  • @solarkro
    @solarkro 6 років тому +528

    *_*confused in bisexual_**

    • @seacue9417
      @seacue9417 6 років тому +24

      I seriously doubt they are bi

    • @solarkro
      @solarkro 6 років тому +16

      i mean, it's just my interpretation. i'm not trying to force any words in their mouths. it's totally ok if they are / aren't! ❤️

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 6 років тому +13

      @@solarkro i feel like if they were bi the news segment wouldn't exist

    • @solarkro
      @solarkro 6 років тому

      yes, that's very true. since being bi is a middle-of-the-road type thing, it wouldn't be eye-catching or shocking to audiences.

    • @qwertycal1707
      @qwertycal1707 6 років тому +4

      I feel like they're faking this whole situation to make gay people that were raised christian stay in.
      Is it nice for them or is it bad? I have no idea.

  • @ratmandraws
    @ratmandraws 4 роки тому +896

    Ok being a gay kid from a crazy cult mormon town, I'm sad to say I understood what was going on with this guy immediately and know that this could have easily happened to me.

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 роки тому +126

      I know I'm just a stranger on the internet, but I'm really proud of you for figuring yourself out despite growing up in such an environment!

    • @joshogden1081
      @joshogden1081 4 роки тому +22

      I'm an ex mormon too, and it's so fucking sad.

    • @capitol._reef362
      @capitol._reef362 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@joshogden1081 I love reading your replies to these comments

    • @capitol._reef362
      @capitol._reef362 4 роки тому +3

      @Jacob Adams actually same here.

    • @capitol._reef362
      @capitol._reef362 4 роки тому +5

      @Jacob Adams Thanks man :)

  • @taylor7272
    @taylor7272 6 років тому +200

    Man, I just wish there were a word to describe attraction to both men and women. I guess we'll just call it *not gay*

    • @themonkeyshead7520
      @themonkeyshead7520 6 років тому +44

      Taylor Sinclair It really seems like they aren’t attracted to their wives tho. Also they were Mormans so they were taught that being gay is bad

    • @kobeanderson2692
      @kobeanderson2692 5 років тому +4

      ThisChannelIsDead because in Utah land of mormons, what many families do is don’t sin in any way, no drinking, caffeine, or masturbating, and the second you graduate you go on a two year long trip to a random part of the world, where you probably don’t even speak the language, to convert people with no contact with anyone until Christmas or Mother’s Day, then return and marry someone as soon as possible and stay with that person no matter what, even abuse, and have as many kids as possible( often around 10-15, but usually closer to five.)
      I’ve known people who have been disowned if they didn’t go on a mission.
      It is drilled so deep in his mind he doesn’t even realize it

    • @ClurTaylor
      @ClurTaylor 5 років тому

      @ThisChannelIsDead yeah I think that's probably denial

    • @ryanishahenderson4416
      @ryanishahenderson4416 5 років тому

      9

    • @isettophonfire
      @isettophonfire 5 років тому

      Cyanide one did say he was attracted to his wife

  • @FaithEvolving
    @FaithEvolving 3 роки тому +12

    "my first words were omygod I'm a Lutheran" GOT ME DUDE

  • @pizza4589
    @pizza4589 5 років тому +890

    Jeff you took advantage of a very vulnerable woman and wasted the years of her life that could have been spent starting a family that wasnt a total sham. You have no right to get offended

    • @megan-1600
      @megan-1600 5 років тому +158

      I don't think any of them should be blamed, only the conditions/society that has made people like Jeff and Tanya feel like they can't be their true authentic selves.

    • @megan-1600
      @megan-1600 5 років тому +74

      Its nothing but tragic and sad.

    • @1hansety1
      @1hansety1 5 років тому +96

      Luke Groundflyer - I agree. However, she walked down the aisle fully informed and she is an adult. The year and a half should only prove he is a loser and she should run. But, she chose to marry into chaos. Most healthy adults at any point in dating would immediately break up when learning this and recognize there isn’t any hope for long term trust with this cheese ball.
      I give them 3-8 years to all be divorced. And as Mormons they will have brought kids into their chaos. This girl needed to listen to her brain and not her emotions. It hurts, but she would have someone else and had a chance. Now, she’s sleeping with a dude that makes her put on a Tom Selleck before intimacy.

    • @obara7366
      @obara7366 5 років тому +17

      @@megan-1600 They're both victims

    • @megan-1600
      @megan-1600 5 років тому +3

      @@obara7366 that's what I said

  • @chantsurwhen5475
    @chantsurwhen5475 4 роки тому +126

    I grew up mormon, I knew couples like this. It's so sad😥 at least the ones I knew have since separated and embraced their sexuality!

  • @90Nicke
    @90Nicke 6 років тому +125

    I went to a really Lutheran school and we always had speakers come in to talk to us about “overcoming the temptations of the world” and how to handle different struggles as a Christian. This one guy came in to talk to us about homosexuality, as a homosexual himself. He gave us his number at the beginning so we could text him questions anonymously throughout his speech then at the end he’d answer all of them. He told us that he use to partake in his lifestyle but was so overcome with guilt that he knew it was wrong and couldn’t do it anymore. So he decided to suppress that side of him. All the questions asked by students said something like “are you attracted to women now” and he kept saying “no, no. I’m still attracted to men I’m just choosing not to act on it” and honestly he seemed so sad and I felt so bad for him, the students were being disrespectful, and he actually contradicted the teachings of my school that homosexuality was a choice so you could tel the teachers kind of regretted having him come too. It was a very sad and awkward experience, and these guys kinda remind me of him.

    • @knes167
      @knes167 5 років тому +2

      Homosexuality is a developed preference, not a choice tbh

    • @TechnologicallyTechnical
      @TechnologicallyTechnical 5 років тому +9

      @@knes167 There's actually research that shows that there's genetic components to it as well.

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 5 років тому

      Well whaddaya do

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 5 років тому

      why is that sad? I think it's admirable.

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 5 років тому +1

      @Pale Shadow no, to you there isn't a compelling argument but to people like this there clearly is. Way to once again demonstrate you are incapable of understanding that other people are not you and not everyone believes the same things as you.

  • @vincentlawson869
    @vincentlawson869 3 роки тому +10

    Everytime he uses the bell i feel like i get flashbanged

  • @SMBBM92
    @SMBBM92 4 роки тому +68

    The one vertically aligned black foam pad is irritating me so much I think I'm gonna marry a woman I'm not attracted to and subject myself to a life of loneliness, doubt and denial.

  • @plomblybutbad
    @plomblybutbad 4 роки тому +207

    “I had pneumonia 2 weeks ago” hmm, lemme check the publishing date... Aight, we good

    • @sackerland
      @sackerland 4 роки тому +3

      bro, i wonder how long we're going to be thinking that

  • @hagelslag9312
    @hagelslag9312 5 років тому +302

    I am confused about the women in this.

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 5 років тому +49

      Fundamentalist religion manifests itself as a mental disorder

    • @Thawah
      @Thawah 5 років тому +8

      @@bigbowlowrong4694 Where did you get your psychology degree? jw

    • @bigbowlowrong4694
      @bigbowlowrong4694 5 років тому +5

      SupSarahxx Oral Roberts University

    • @pretendtheresaname9213
      @pretendtheresaname9213 5 років тому +4

      @Tara Lang You can say that about any religion tbh

    • @AV-ot9ft
      @AV-ot9ft 5 років тому +4

      @@pretendtheresaname9213 yeah but these fellas are forced to go to church daily, kids are taught abstinence only sex ed, little girls go to special classes that teach them how to be perfect wives and all members have to wear special underwear. There's so much more too. I grew up in a catholic family and I didn't even experience 5% of such bullshit.

  • @Tyler-bp4md
    @Tyler-bp4md 4 роки тому +23

    those tlc shows remind me of the long anime titles. “that time i got reincarnated as a slime” “Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon?” “No Matter How I Look At It, It's You Guys' Fault I’m Not Popular!”

    • @vetreas366
      @vetreas366 3 роки тому +2

      Those anime are almost half as insane as the TLC shows as well!

  • @1aliciacoral
    @1aliciacoral 5 років тому +554

    I mean. It sounds like Jeff could just be Bi...but the way they are capitalizing on him being "not gay" makes it seem like he's more denying he's gay.

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 5 років тому +15

      Alicia Coral absolutely agree, but i feel that they are more gay than bi

    • @backwardsbandit8094
      @backwardsbandit8094 4 роки тому +12

      @@AFrogInTheStars he said that he's 90% attracted to men so gay or bi fits

    • @notgoingtokillyou_
      @notgoingtokillyou_ 4 роки тому +5

      I think it’s a matter of romantic attraction and sexual attraction..?
      Maybe he likes the personalities of women AND he likes DICK.
      Just a guess tho, you never know with them Mormons HAHA sarcasm
      👁👄👁

    • @EdwardOberon
      @EdwardOberon 4 роки тому +2

      Bi now, gay later..

    • @MedievalSolutions
      @MedievalSolutions 4 роки тому +1

      @@notgoingtokillyou_ he looked like he is romantically attracted to himself tbh.

  • @Versaucey
    @Versaucey 6 років тому +483

    Long story short : The man was Gus.

  • @tanmanl7582
    @tanmanl7582 4 роки тому +186

    0:44 this channels getting a little to wacky and silly for some people, please make a 2nd channel for drink lacroix

  • @dennyburche3963
    @dennyburche3963 3 роки тому +10

    Litterally the first time I have ever listened when a youtuber told me to not watch because i'm too young. Respect to Gus

  • @jamesburk8145
    @jamesburk8145 4 роки тому +192

    "Nah we're all attracted to men but we just play basketball. Nice sweaty basketball..."
    *Vein pops out of skull*

  • @samanthaloudermilk7779
    @samanthaloudermilk7779 4 роки тому +393

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT DANIEL THE LEARNING DOG IM YELLING

    • @andrewwestberry1841
      @andrewwestberry1841 4 роки тому +4

      Samantha breathe

    • @imbuffysummers
      @imbuffysummers 4 роки тому +2

      He’s such a good boy
      (We love him)
      (We love him)

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +1

      I’m “yelling” more about the name “Loudermilk” LOL

  • @cleetusvonbehren8847
    @cleetusvonbehren8847 5 років тому +123

    "Why do a reality show?"
    So he can meet other guys who are not gay....duh

  • @jamesyang1818
    @jamesyang1818 3 роки тому +29

    5:30 - BIGGEST lie that Jeff has said in his entire, repressed life. You can clearly hear it in his stutter lol

    • @aazhie
      @aazhie 3 роки тому +1

      How's your sex life
      GREAT, UHHH YEAHZ UH NORMAL??
      it sounds like a sketch where a character has a piranha chomping on his junk but has to pretend everything's fine.for some reason...D: so sad

  • @YouSwellow
    @YouSwellow 6 років тому +112

    That's it GUS. one more taping my mic to some random thing gag and i will file a formal report to the Joke police

    • @ashtray131
      @ashtray131 6 років тому

      the joke police? but hes a repeat offender. he'll never make it out.

  • @happyhannahxox
    @happyhannahxox 6 років тому +429

    Have these guys never heard of bisexuality???????

    • @OdlawTheEvil
      @OdlawTheEvil 5 років тому +16

      they're not bi tho

    • @pikkallo6013
      @pikkallo6013 5 років тому +5

      Evil Odlaw they clearly are

    • @MRayner59
      @MRayner59 5 років тому +8

      Pretty sure that's not covered in the Book of Mormon.

    • @PlsWaLuigiDomMe
      @PlsWaLuigiDomMe 5 років тому +9

      marsy I think if he was bi he would say so. Seeing as how that would explain the situation better. He is very deeply rooted in his homosexual so I doubt that. Plus it really isn't up to you to tell him what he is

    • @chloebutler8438
      @chloebutler8438 4 роки тому

      thestrongbad Yes, it most definitely is. Bisexuality isn’t always 50/50.

  • @jasonports8517
    @jasonports8517 3 роки тому +14

    I’ve spent so much time on the gay side of UA-cam I was expecting this was some mm couple where one guy is still in denial going “yeah I’m totally straight but only being a good bro to the love of my life”

  • @jeffc5974
    @jeffc5974 4 роки тому +35

    They're calling it "My Husband's Not Gay" when he clearly just said that he is.

  • @Forgot2Save
    @Forgot2Save 4 роки тому +44

    As a headphone user. I want to break that damn cup and bell.

  • @colethiruselvam2567
    @colethiruselvam2567 3 роки тому +6

    “what that doughnut do?” is my favorite quote ever

  • @j.s.3414
    @j.s.3414 5 років тому +247

    It didn't make sense until they brought up religion....then it made sense.
    No worries boys....there's always the gay bath houses.
    "Goin to the gym babe!...gonna get my stank on!"

  • @gibbybree6314
    @gibbybree6314 5 років тому +27

    "You split with Carol because you have different interests? I think you split with Carol because you have one very *similar* interest."
    - Chandler Bing