@@th1rt3 listen Vaush communism wil never work we wil always have limited time and recourses. We must prioritize things that aren’t dynamic animal genitals
I had so much fun sailing around flat iron lake until it just suddenly sunk... and the borders are so weird that it's impossible to know how far away is safe... also fishing on boats is annoying af
Man, creators who do custom closed captions are ridiculously underrated. As a person who usually plays videos on lower volumes, I would like to thank you.
if there is an rdr3 they need to make a much smaller death water margin. It makes boating impossible and i assume other players just never want to do it also.
You can go out to deep sea as long as its not too deep. The boat takes damage if you go through depth. You can see it on the mini map where the elevation dips. There are pathways through the deeper seas. I never met a person who figured that out. Guess I have autism.
Maybe I just play map games too much, or have seen one too many bathymetry maps on Reddit, but it seemed instantly obvious after 9:31 and 10:01, the line there is more jagged compared to the overall shape and points in towards the coast, those areas are too deep.
@@Korvisio These dips come everywhere. But mostly further out. The NPCs take these paths through the depths too. It seems like Rockstar didn't want us to go riding around the seas too much.
@@PolkaCowboy I would also love more cowboy golf! Go in the opposite direction! Start from New Austin. Just would enjoy more vids in general, your videos are soooo good man
this video has given me some absolutely GOLDEN screenshots John peacefully paddling a canoe with a dead alligator slumped over the front a donkey standing triumphantly on top of the cabin of a keelboat an alligator, the aforementioned donkey, and its rider burning alive in a corpse pit (the gator was a little worse for wear, but whatever) an incredibly scraggly hobo sailor John skinning a big ass alligator in the middle of a desert town absolute gold, keep up the good work
Saw your community post in my recommended under this. Saw it was celebrating 500 subs. Thought “why is yt showing me a random channel celebrating a milestone?” Checked n couldn’t believe you weren’t at a higher number. Phenomenal quality for such a small channel
One of the best RDR2 videos I’ve seen in a long time, possibly ever. The editing, the jokes, what a fun ride. I’d love more content like this in the future!
holy shit i don’t usually comment on youtube videos but the donkey turning the boats into smoulder and the way you revealed it is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen for some reason 😭😭😭😭
The BYOD part is like the RDR2 equivalent of the sheep wolf boat problem. 😂 you get the boat, the donkey is gone. You get the gator, the donkey's gone. Omg i just got to 36:40, my horse's name's also Horsea! 😀 that's neat.
Man, you are like one of the only players in rdr2 I’ve seen use real sort of science experimentations to complete these crazy ass challenges just for us making it funny along the way. You immensely deserve a lot more credit and subs that you do have currently. Every single video of yours I watch never cease to make me laugh or amuse me. You’re bloody amazing man, keep going.
Damn, i was atleast expecting 10k subs when watching this but only 568 is wild, you are incredibly underrated and 100% deserve a sub from me, love your shit man, keep it up
6:33 "What was that, Captain John?" That, my friend, was the funniest thing I've seen in this game so far Your content is great btw, I would love to see more Red Dead content!
it feels like the odds of your boat sinking increase the further you are away from a shore in general, so this video has heen very informative for more than just alligator related activities lmao
Ive just been binging your videos for two days now and i continue to absolutely piss my pants lmfao, you sir are the man - i love the creativity and the downright hilarious commentaries 👍👍
Definitely never seen donkey-mounted naval warfare before. So funny how sitting on him stops him from going anywhere. Also, John jumping out of the sinking boats even though he can't swim was peak comedy. "Welp, bye!" *splash*
this video is how i learned that the RDR2 lasso is programmed incredibly well. I had to pause in awe of the coding when you discovered the pulley strat on the steamboat
The video is awesome and I commend your level of patience. I tried using a boat a few times to get to Blackwater and just gave up after it sunk a couple of times.
Dear people who have just discovered this guy like I did. I sincerely believe him to be a comedic genius, one who practices in the arts of the absurd and the bizarre. Believe not these words, check his video instead where he, and I am not kidding ladies and gentlemen, spent two hours punching horses in a rat cap. No explanation no bullshit. Just punching horses for 2 hours.
I can't believe i must spent 40min watching this 😂 Also the getting tyne donkey on the boat pay killed me The sad sounds, the crashes, just peak comedy 😂
I don't know if you know but ''polka'' the name of your channel, means ''shelf'' in polish. By the way, you are underrated af, your editing is peak. Edit - HOLY SHIT YOUR VIDEO EXPLODED! YOU GOT THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVED! I WATCHED THIS WHEN YOU HAD 73 SUBS AND 50 LIKES AND 2K VIEWS! DAMN!
Bro this shit is high quality asf. I'll be back when you hit a million subs to tell people I knew you when you was small. Also not sure where you're from but i love your accent specifically the way you say 'wæaegon' its very cowboy of you
9:33 this game never ceases to amaze me. Functioning rope physics to the point where basic pulleys are possible.
More rope physics less shrinking horse balls
@@nickbrowning3270more rope physics MORE shrinking horse balls
@@th1rt3 listen Vaush communism wil never work we wil always have limited time and recourses. We must prioritize things that aren’t dynamic animal genitals
Imagine the texture of shrunken horse balls, they probably feel like old car seats 😛
Huh 😦@@Norger56
And them boats sinkin is the reason I don't fuck with boats in RDR2 LMAO
I don't think you should fuck boats
I had so much fun sailing around flat iron lake until it just suddenly sunk... and the borders are so weird that it's impossible to know how far away is safe... also fishing on boats is annoying af
It's why boating was a major no-go once I became John (granted, if you're that far to hit a border, you'll still drown regardless who you are)
Basically anywhere an NPC boat can go you can go. The center of flat iron has a border so stick somewhat close to the shore
@@pihlajafoxturn red dead 2 into sea of thieves
The people exploring the bottom of the sea wondering why there are alligators near Blackwater and neW austin
alligators and donkeys
Man, creators who do custom closed captions are ridiculously underrated. As a person who usually plays videos on lower volumes, I would like to thank you.
And its so easy I'm not sure why more people don't do it. MOST creators have a script they can copy and paste
I love how you can see johns beard grow through the video
By the end he had became a proper sailor.
we gotta stop meeting like this
@@DoomsDave. sure dutch
@@THE_mr.jigglesi got a plan john
@@w4976. You always got a plan dutch
if there is an rdr3 they need to make a much smaller death water margin. It makes boating impossible and i assume other players just never want to do it also.
And at least a clear Indicator for out of bounds
You can go out to deep sea as long as its not too deep. The boat takes damage if you go through depth. You can see it on the mini map where the elevation dips. There are pathways through the deeper seas. I never met a person who figured that out. Guess I have autism.
Fascinating. Looking at the map and it does seem to align with the spots I had troubles with
Wow thank you
Maybe I just play map games too much, or have seen one too many bathymetry maps on Reddit, but it seemed instantly obvious after 9:31 and 10:01, the line there is more jagged compared to the overall shape and points in towards the coast, those areas are too deep.
@@Korvisio These dips come everywhere. But mostly further out. The NPCs take these paths through the depths too. It seems like Rockstar didn't want us to go riding around the seas too much.
Yeah me and my gang played around with boats for an afternoon and figured that one out
I hope rdr3 progresses on the boat system so things like this will be ever so slightly easier
Rdr3 with jack is gonna be crazy itll be worth the 15 year wait
yeah maybe when we get it in 30 years
there wont be an rdr3
It's like that cabbage, goat, and wolf riddle being adapted in RDR2!
How is this video so underseen? It’s got 500k subs level of quality
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He says ‘wagon’ weird.
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@fastinradfordable what country are you from if you think you speak so perfectly. You have the humility of an American
@@fastinradfordable he's canadian
@@DoomsDave. Close! Wisconsin
Dude this was awesome! you should do how far west can a Grizzly Bear chase you without dying on Donkeyback!!!
Hmmm. I wonder if I have a John save where I haven't done the Aberdeen pig farm event yet. 🤔
Oh hell I do have one. This just opened up a lot of silly ideas.
@@PolkaCowboy I would also love more cowboy golf! Go in the opposite direction! Start from New Austin. Just would enjoy more vids in general, your videos are soooo good man
this video has given me some absolutely GOLDEN screenshots
John peacefully paddling a canoe with a dead alligator slumped over the front
a donkey standing triumphantly on top of the cabin of a keelboat
an alligator, the aforementioned donkey, and its rider burning alive in a corpse pit (the gator was a little worse for wear, but whatever)
an incredibly scraggly hobo sailor John skinning a big ass alligator in the middle of a desert town
absolute gold, keep up the good work
Saw your community post in my recommended under this. Saw it was celebrating 500 subs. Thought “why is yt showing me a random channel celebrating a milestone?” Checked n couldn’t believe you weren’t at a higher number. Phenomenal quality for such a small channel
Love how being sat on and having guns shot beside it’s head is what calms down a donkey enough to face alligators.
bruh, this is funny as hell.. well edited, well written.. you deserve more subscribers
One of the best RDR2 videos I’ve seen in a long time, possibly ever. The editing, the jokes, what a fun ride. I’d love more content like this in the future!
These videos are super high quality every time, how do you not get 1,000,000 times more views than this?
@@Habibklee Wish I knew. :D
holy shit i don’t usually comment on youtube videos but the donkey turning the boats into smoulder and the way you revealed it is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen for some reason 😭😭😭😭
The BYOD part is like the RDR2 equivalent of the sheep wolf boat problem. 😂 you get the boat, the donkey is gone. You get the gator, the donkey's gone.
Omg i just got to 36:40, my horse's name's also Horsea! 😀 that's neat.
imagine programming the boat mechanics just for the other RDR2 developers to cut out half the boats and give the player 200 feet to drive off shore
Man, you are like one of the only players in rdr2 I’ve seen use real sort of science experimentations to complete these crazy ass challenges just for us making it funny along the way. You immensely deserve a lot more credit and subs that you do have currently. Every single video of yours I watch never cease to make me laugh or amuse me. You’re bloody amazing man, keep going.
it's like a dark version of life of Pi.
When Donkey found the swamp, he knew he was home
This video does not get as much recognition as it deserves, incredible effort, and incredibly entertaining. Well done!
Absolute dedication. Thx for subtitles btw.
Damn, i was atleast expecting 10k subs when watching this but only 568 is wild, you are incredibly underrated and 100% deserve a sub from me, love your shit man, keep it up
How can something as random as this be so entertaining 😂
That's the magic of R* games
6:33
"What was that, Captain John?"
That, my friend, was the funniest thing I've seen in this game so far
Your content is great btw, I would love to see more Red Dead content!
I think this is the most random but also unexpectedly difficult challenge vid I’ve ever seen. Your dedication to this was insane.
18:40 STEP 8 REZNOV FREEDOM!!!!!!! Couldn't resist also your dedication to such a stupid challenges has earned my subscription
This new algorithm recommending smaller channels is amazing bro.
Not gonna lie, I didn't check the subscriber count until like halfway and I was so surprised. The quality is deserving of at least 100k.
One of the best videos I've seen. This is a gem.
Mark my words, you will blow up one day, and i was an OG
I'm so glad I found this channel, absolute goat activity
it feels like the odds of your boat sinking increase the further you are away from a shore in general, so this video has heen very informative for more than just alligator related activities lmao
I just spent a few hours watching all your RDR2 content. Its comedy GOLD!! Btw i did sub, so looking forward to more content
Ive just been binging your videos for two days now and i continue to absolutely piss my pants lmfao, you sir are the man - i love the creativity and the downright hilarious commentaries 👍👍
27:04 the comedic timing + john still sitting on the donk like that, i couldn't CONTAIN MYSELF with laughter bruh
Bro you need more likes for the amount of effort you put into these videos
Definitely never seen donkey-mounted naval warfare before. So funny how sitting on him stops him from going anywhere.
Also, John jumping out of the sinking boats even though he can't swim was peak comedy.
"Welp, bye!" *splash*
Best RDR2 video on this website in a long time, thank you very much for making this lol this was a trip
This was hell, absolutely hilarious stuff. Gave me Sonny Evans vibes but with gators and donkeys.
Solid scoring and editing!
Some of the best content on UA-cam right now please more vids keep up the amazing work 👍
this video is how i learned that the RDR2 lasso is programmed incredibly well. I had to pause in awe of the coding when you discovered the pulley strat on the steamboat
Your existence is underappreciated. I'm glad you exist this is amazing.
This man is basically YeeHaw DougDoug, and I absolutely love it XD
It was one of the best 40 minutes I've wasted. Kudos for making such a good video with this wild challenge. You got my sub
This was great! But also a good testament to why we need single player DLC! ha
Dam I really just found a hidden gem of a channel
Had fun watching this! You deserve more views.
How in the absolute hell do you not have more subscribers dude? This is incredible
I like to imagine this is what John did with his time between games
This is honestly inspiring and a bit insane
impressive grind, much respect for the dedication
The video is awesome and I commend your level of patience. I tried using a boat a few times to get to Blackwater and just gave up after it sunk a couple of times.
6:52 I've had this EXACT thing happen to me in the same place! was watching that same boat with binoculars and it sank! very strange...
Amazing content dude. You got something special here, makes me want to pick up red dead and try some golf
Dear people who have just discovered this guy like I did. I sincerely believe him to be a comedic genius, one who practices in the arts of the absurd and the bizarre. Believe not these words, check his video instead where he, and I am not kidding ladies and gentlemen, spent two hours punching horses in a rat cap. No explanation no bullshit. Just punching horses for 2 hours.
these videos are really charming. john has gone insane
haha that semi-ending, had me fooled. i thought eh it's ended quickly, I'm sure it was longer, but my mind said nope it's done with now. bye.
I was actually clicking on the next video 🤣🤣 3:11
great video! I love rdr and you have high quality production for your youtube size
these are some of the best videos i have seen can’t wait for you to become a bigger channel
this is one of the best videos i have ever seen. I have no clue how only 650 people have seen this
2:43 The gator was flexing his abs so hard it was vibrating the wagon, probably would've sucked you into his abs too if you got too close lol
The way you say “WAYYYGEN” instead of “WAGON” makes me think you are Minnesotain
I can't believe i must spent 40min watching this 😂
Also the getting tyne donkey on the boat pay killed me
The sad sounds, the crashes, just peak comedy 😂
Love these videos
I still cant get over the visual of you dragging a stiff alligator behind your horse. You start to feel bad for the Gator after a while.
This is the rdr2 video i needed good job
easily the most entertaining adhd tuber ever
i didnt even know rdr2 had proper rope physics thats awesome
NOT THE ARTIX REFERENCE IM STILL NOT OVER THAT 😭
I don't think anyone ever has gotten over that
yo i love your account ive watched a few on accident and not subbed but these random ideas are jus cool keep it up
27:05 John and donkey got a little sleepy. 🥱🤣
18:25 bro took a dump then bucked him off lmao
This got praised for being immersive, and then you get into a boat.
I love all the NPC boats sinking in the background lol
I don't know if you know but ''polka'' the name of your channel, means ''shelf'' in polish.
By the way, you are underrated af, your editing is peak.
Edit - HOLY SHIT YOUR VIDEO EXPLODED!
YOU GOT THE ATTENTION YOU DESERVED! I WATCHED THIS WHEN YOU HAD 73 SUBS AND 50 LIKES AND 2K VIEWS! DAMN!
*John riding a slowly drowning donkey "Hold on, boy". 😂
Well, your patience is....... commendable LOL
If nothing else, you have tenacity.
"waygon"
To answer your question from 24:11 is no, the collective noun for donkeys is a drove. Dink of donkeys does sound good tho!
You, sir, are an amazing UA-camr.
ur channel is so underrated
A slow descend into madness it seems.
Bro this shit is high quality asf. I'll be back when you hit a million subs to tell people I knew you when you was small. Also not sure where you're from but i love your accent specifically the way you say 'wæaegon' its very cowboy of you
i was literally the 1000th subscriber i feel so special
@@milkshook8105 You are special! Congrats!
many alligators were harmed in the making of this video
I’m intrigued by how this is a 40 minute video, I think I’m about to see journey
I was correct in my assumption
Omg the boats' just sinking, I cannn't. 😂
This is such a stupid idea for a video, I love it 😭
Horsea is the most perfectly majestic name 🤣 you win RD2
You can lasso an alligator? I can’t even drop a skunk carcass in the house as it kicks me out to the yard.
I thought you had 100k+ subscribers watching this. Great work 😂😂
7:05 that’s not the boat sinking, it’s an optical illusion caused by the curvature of the earth!
Next send an alligator to colter