Takanashi Kiara Reveals KFP Employee Salary to Undercover Cop Oozora Subaru【ENG Sub/Hololive】
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- Опубліковано 12 січ 2025
- Takanashi Kiara
/ @takanashikiara
Oozora Subaru
/ @oozorasubaru
Source (March 11, 2021)
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"As a part-time worker"
"even if they work"
"the salary they worked so hard for"
"Is just snatched from them by Kiara"
"I just couldn't accept that reality"
KFP Employees : **tears up** finally someone understand us
What a wholesome Duck
But then changed opinion when told she was going to get money LMAO
This sounds like the internal monologue of a shounen protagonist right before he works up enough power to challenge the villain
@@sameyepatch Bribing the authorities is a time honored tradition.
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I lost it when subaru got confused and asked kiara to explain it again xD
She sounded so happy when kiara said she can choose her own salary lol
and then subaru started hitting her cause she couldnt accept kfp's reality
I was going to make the same comment but i knew in my heart someone would have already done it and im not disappointed
Come on, it's her part to lead the joke on.
*Subaru:* "Could you..." *click sound* "Say that one more time?"
*Kiara:* "What didn't you understand from that?"
*Subaru:* "Just wanted clarification. Could you also speak louder and more towards my chest?"
*Bottom Left Brain:* "...OKAY! So here at KFP-"
Now she got some evidence directly from the Phoenix's mouth. Subaru is building a case against Kiara, and even got a confession from Kiara herself. The duck cop will be victorious.
Until KFP Lawyer stat the the confession was said before the Duck started the undercover work which would make it inadmissible in a court of law so she well have no choice to let Kiara go with no charges. Then get presented a lawsuit by the KFP Lawsuit Lawyer for slander and false accusation.
@@CaptainIchimaruGin Thankfully, the salary is only a small part of Kiara's crimes. Even if this evidence is thrown out, we can still see justice done.
@@chocolateimpulse Kiara? Do something wrong? Blasphemy!
@@AtomickPhoenix Yea... we havent found Jimmy yet after that incident where the employees escaped and she reset the game :(
@@bluedestiny2710 And you won’t be finding Jimmy anywhere except the Usual Room. That’s a good place to search go check it out...
She really tried killing Kiara when Kiara can just come back to life and get back at her lmao
Not sure if you mean because she's a phoenix or because she's playing Minecraft, but yeah
@@KingOfDarknessAndEvil You can look at it either way
But she is facing the almighty Duck
"As you as you keep killing them it doesn't matter if they come back."
- Sans, probably.
This duck is really gonna arrest everybody with or without a reason
There is no one in this company who hasn't broken the law at this stage. Rotten to the core. Sasuga Duck Cop, bring justice to Yagoo's dream!!
@@SteadFast411 Yametekudastop in the name of the Law?
not getting her cut is some kind of reason xD
Brother,can we escape death? Cuz were seiso right?
Sorry kiddo,Im affraid we cannot escape as a seiso squad..
Except yagoo, hes our last hope
@@SteadFast411 all except Sora senpai
ln the KFP, members are paid -$5 per month and occasionally a bonus of -$2 to -$500 dollars in supachats.
*looking at negative money. wow, this is worthless
@@Lucky-lt7lz (Gravity Falls) "It's more than worthless."
1:14 this reaction from subaru is gold
"mmmmm"
"hMM?"
"My anger is Just" That was great.
We pay to work in KFP, but the good side of that is that we get to work in ANYTHING we want. It's a win-win \o/
Especially being sent to the Usual Room
i love that after subaru starts attacking, the first thing kiara does is to seek the high ground
phoenix battle instincts
KFP: Choose your salary but Kiara gets it in the end and any troublemakers go to the "Usual Room".
NenePro: Four trillion yen a day salary but no leaving, no vacations and all you eat is dog food.
Business~!
At least you get to be nene's husband
Hololive, Where employment relationships are fairer in criminal organizations than in normal jobs
More and more we see that war criminal company has better benefits than others....Usaken best.
@@dancetroupe1 yea but their projects usually have high risks of dying
@@週末Reiki In addition, the boss herself finds ways to murder their employees for the lulz XD
Seems legit
I would just like to say thank you for translating this and, in addition, am legally obligated to let everyone know that KFP is a great place to work at and also that we are not a cult.
Hi! I'm from the Oozaken Welfare Dept.
If you tell us the truth, we can assure your safety blablabla legal rights blablabla Kiara is ebil blablabla. 😅
@@ArcaneMaiden But it's true! They are not a cult. The tentacult is over at Ina's place.
This message brought to you by a Chumbud.
We are a company
Took a moment to process what she was saying, seems like a great company to me :)
So wait a second. Subaru is a manager of KFP. KFP is a part of UsaKen partnership. So that means Subaru is a pseudo employee of Usada Kensetsu!?
Wait! What!? Is she the manager of KFP JP? If so, d*mn! The rabbit indirectly got the duck on her side.
D*mn!
@@angkunehonghindimakali Side hustle is strong.
You still don't get it? Infiltrating UsaKen was always the plan. Undercover cop Subaru is on the warpath with the crazy rabbit, and she won't even see it coming
@@poozer4113 Subaru's police department cannot do anything about Pekora's crime. She is clean and Subaru knows it. Subaru is afraid of Pekora xD
Also remember Kiara is loyal to Pekora xD
Also Pekora is the one infiltrating everyone xD
@@alvinjan3486 There's a reason Subaru went to Demon Lord Miko, even Pekora treads carefully around her. The duck isn't afraid of war, she has an army.
Subaru : depending on how you answer I might have to hit up my homie suisei you know what I'm saying ?
NOTE: A Black Company is basically a sweat shop
So for people that have never heard of that, it kinda sounds weird out of context soooo
The more you know star flys by
thank you
_"Well actually I think this is a given but that salary... That you decided on... Is... Umm... Paid to Kiara, the manager..."_
_"I receive the salary..."_
_The police officer:_ *{Visible confusion}*
*_I guess she's having her first time..._*
You're digging into her, Oozora Law Enforcement. It's working!!
*Expose the horrors of the KFP management!*
1:23 the timing is too good. suba got stunned by kiara answer and fell down, "say that again?"
Dude that translation at the start was out of context but it’s all good it was funny 😂 I understand what she was trying to say she’s trying to say “she doesn’t want KFP to become a black market”
This is why my favorite thing to say to a sassy Kiara is "Ma'am I don't work here."
I have not donated a single dollar to Kiara or to anyone for that matter.
Lmao what an impeccable timing for Kiara to pull “hataraitara make” move.
Is that a reference to something else?
@@albertoandrade9807 for me, the first time I know the phrase was from Futaba Anzu (Idolm@ster), it’s the writing on her shirt which means “If you work, you lose”.
It might goes way back but I think the phrase itself is kinda popular as a NEET joke.
Apparently the original meme was a bit more complicated. He was unemployed at that moment but 2 years before he had a job at 40k yen job 400 usd so whatever he had after that was better I guess
I love how kiara ascribes herself every terrible company practice she can think of.
So two tenchous means double the salary?
I'm not sure I can afford that...
Well shuba is the JP branch manager of KFP. So if you're employed under the EN branch, you would still only pay Kiara your salary so don't worry. KFP's not _that_ black of a company...yet?
Kiara: *Explains how the KFP salary works*
Subaru: Oookaay... *VIOLENCE*
These birds are actually really enjoyable together 🦆
When becoming a NEET is the most financially responsible option.
Don't tell tenchou that I've been keeping my salary for myself
1:15
Subaru: "Hmmm... Hm?" lol that delayed realization
Quick! Someone tell Subaru about "the room" and that everyone gets turned into chicken AND (whispering) *the chickens are what the burgers are made out of not phoenixes!*
Kitchen Nightmares owners: Takes their tips
Kiara, Manager of KFP: Takes their salaries
You choose the salary
The boss receive it
*B A L A N C E*
This reminds me of the business model of a local apple orchard that allows people to pick apples for a fee such that some of the labourers are actually customers.
It's a fried chicken fast food joint, so I'm assuming they're paid in crystal meth.
Subaru voice: SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THISSS
Subaru:- So much do KFP get paid?
Kiara:- well... uhm, they dont?
Subaru:- Oh, alright. , Oh wait, where did this Chicken cutting Butcher Knife come from
_Noww that's one hell of a manager if I do say so myself_
Subaru has quacked the case! Shuba shuba.
The fact that Subaru doesn't get a salary is understandable. After all, if she wants customers to pay at KFP... she'll have to serve herself as the dish.
The comedic timing and tone from these 2 is so good you'd think it's a rehearse routine hahaha 🤣
*disgruntled quacking* makes it even funnier
Little did Kiara know that Subaru was an undercover inspector sent by the Ministry of Health, Labor, and Welfare for a myriad of reports concerning labor right infringements.
When the corrouption kicks XD
I got some flashbacks to when Akukin had a meeting inside a room full of TNT, when things started going down.
I feel like what Kiara do to her KFP employees is what Okayu do to her Onigariya
KFP Employee Rights now!
Good thing I have food stamps...
Her way of giving salary is like mister krabs...
subaru goes Darkwing Duck mode
How to scam your enployees lol
So from what I understand; the KFP employees get to choose the salary to pay to Kiara in order to work there lol
Don't smite our Mommy! We love our zany Phoenix. lol
At that moment Subaru realized KFP was already a black company...
She just rebranded superchatting as salary, sasuga.
The duck is the chosen one to set us free
Subaru:If you work...
Kiara: -You lose.
Sounds like a NEET's line lol
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Sasuga tenchou, she decide to dispose of the witness that learned the truth lol
Undercover cop obtains direct confession from the owner of a shady business.
---March 2021, colorized---
Wow, looks like Kiara's back at playing A Way Out again with a new friend!
Surely this time will be different... right?
Officer Subaru needs to get on this case
Mr. Krabs: I respect that.
Subaru became a dirty cop real quick
Instead of competing in the construction race, Subaru should open up Hololive Police
Wait, you're telling me paying Tenchou isn't the normal thing to do?
....what
2:25 Kiara suggesting a bribe.
We NEED Kiara on episode 2 of Subaru Police
Yeah, the workers pay the boss, then serve the customers who pay the boss, then are turned into the product sold and served by the workers for the boss.
*Subaru Siren Noises* Well Kiara is going to jail
Definitely not a cult. Just a regular multi-level marketing. Not a black company at all.
I know I'm being stupid but, even if I don't understand this little duck she just reminds me so much of my mom who had a similar laugh...maybe that's why I tune in to most of her streams even if I have a short attention span
So I guess Subaru is the type of cop who employs threats and accepts bribes.
Joseph: I dont get paid working at this mart. I miss my family pls send help dear Subaru
...wait, this has the makings of a pyramid sceme...
Everyone of us have been paying this chicken at least 5 dollars every month each
wait a second... if subaru is working part time for KFP and KFP owner is a member of usada kensetsu does that mean subaru is indirectly under usaken?
Subaru plot was usurping power of other Kensetsu by recruiting their employees
Pekora is her number one idol. Of course, KFP is corrupt. XD
So she(Kiara) has access to Ota-chan's pyramid technology, a "scheme" If you will.
2:26 ...so it's a pyramid scheme!
So the "P" in "KFP" stands for "pyramid"... XD
The Departed (2021) (Colorized)
Not really a intern but not quite a slave, basically a indentured servant...
Am I the only one who noticed that Kiara designed a superchat based pyramid scheme?
A chicken and a duck walk into a restaurant...
Its just like the krusty krab lol
Pro-Worker's Union duck
KFP: Code Black
Kiara talk about the salary in a roundabout and confuse way, just like a real black company contract lol
Still better than getting paid in "exposure"
Subaru be like: "this is pyramid scheme isn't it?" **Bonk**
Atleast in Usaken the boss pay 🤣
I just had this thought, isn't Hololive in a similar business model?? LOL Talents get to work for cover corp if they pay the company shares of their superchat and memberships 😂
I can only hope Subaru doesn’t have her butt turned into fried chicken for questioning her CEO
Of course she won't have her butt turned into fried chicken.
It'll be turned into fried duck.
Who needs a salary, when you're trapped in the restaurant 24/7 anyways?
We really need holografiti based on holoJP minecraft server
I hope when the EN girls get 3D Kiara's first holografiti is with Subaru. Their chemistry is perfect.
not a cult they say. MonkaS
*Justice punch*
Of course you get paid. The amount is -5 USD per month. Yes, that is a negative sign, not a tilde.
I mean, when you put it THAT way KFP kind sounds sus...
Sounds like the KFP employees need a union. Call me XD
Nyaruhodo...
This confirms that KFP is an MLM
the biggest and most succesfull company of all is always the one that treat their employee as slave. tenchou understand the rule of the world
Nope, because that reduces productivity, which does not benefit the company in any way, and many enterprises leaders understand this
Does Subaru know that rank and file KFP Employees sign up to eventually become the chicken nuggets they serve out?