This woman is the living definition of “don’t argue with a stupid person, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience” and combines it with dry humour
@@aabracadavra so true, her innuendo, and some of the messages she's sending and provoking are excruciatingly awkward, and hilarious 😁. Her mate Paul and aunty Carol have a lot to answer for😳
My fav is in the Cunk on Britain series where she starts to talk to this expert about how she’s glad nuclear weapons aren’t a thing and when he corrects her she sits there shocked for a bit and then cries, it was so random, pure gold.
@@DaenaeraTargaryen good choice. Though technically she’s velaryon now, but I suppose Alicent isn’t targeryan is she? Rhaenys is my favourite followed by vizzy
@@Ben-rz9cf jodie had a couple of scenes that showed she could have been really incredible as the doctor. but she was never WRITTEN as the doctor. she tries really hard to elevate the material, she’s a fantastic actress, but the writing is really bad. it’s like they don’t understand who the doctor is at all. cunk would be an interesting doctor. her sense of humor would be strange. but i don’t know if she’d be able to pull off the ancientness. so much of her character here is pure detachment, and the doctor is so invested in the things around her. i can’t imagine cunk wanting to save anybody from anything.
"for centuries and millennia, man lived outdoors hunting deer and nuts. then one day, it must have rained. and man discovered a new place... indoors" LMFAOOOOOO
@@romanivantsyk2785 I consider that to be entirely incorrect. Do you have any references for that assertion? They certainly have the Monarch's warrant, if the Navy is in a Monarchy, but no more than that. And how can an US Captain be a King? Even in port? I fear that you are in fantasy-land.
@@MichaelKingsfordGray I definitely said "On" the ship, considering captains of that era being nobles or, at least, richier than the whole crew. Also The King cannot sail with everybody. Captains are literally viceroys.
@@romanivantsyk2785 Again, where are your references for such a bizarre notion? I will wager AU$200 that you are incorrect. As I asked: what about Captains from Republics? The idea that they are Kings of a republic is ludicrous! If you are so confident, then you will accept my bet. Again, where are your evidences?
The cinematography, the lighting, the sound, music, everything looks like a serious documentary production ... And then she starts hitting you with those dry humor bricks and you can't get out. You're too immersed and in love with her... lol
As far as I‘m concerned they knew at least it would be a comedian. But anyway, if this glorious lady show up, no preparation at all could prevent those wonderful funny things from happening 😅
"Despite the spoiler in its title, Oliver's Twist doesn't have a twist in the end which come to think of it is a brilliant twist in it self." 😂😂 Pure genius.
@@Memu_ Exactly, that's why I think this exceptional fine women should become prime minister - she is the smartest person in at least two prime ministers even if sticked together
Haha.. Same here. I almost choked laughing. Too good.. And that reaction of the professor to that. Seemed he desperately wanted to curse something filthy... (But it's on camera, so control) 😆😆😆🤣
@@lagrangepoint9386 Mirrors are "powered" by quantum mechanics. If you'd assume that it just reflects all visable light, it would be white and you wouldn't see a reflection, since that is what happens when all light is reflected (like a white sheet of paper). A mirror is not white, so it's a tad bit more complicated than that, it has to do with probabilities of wether the light can be reflected or not. There are YT-videos explaining it way better than I ever could, it's quite intresting (at least for a nerd like me).
why are there 603 likes and 0 replies i would’ve thought some spacker would be here sweating their arse off trying to find something wrong with this comment
I don't know what this is but I do know I love it. This woman's ability to physically stun people with just words is astounding. You can just hear the gears in their heads coming to a screeching halt.
He was a Catholic. Like pretty much all European royals, he was Catholic until the time of the Reformation when he embraced elements of Protestantism to justify the break from Rome. Towards the end of his life, around the Catherine Howard marriage period, he partially embraced Catholicism again, before returning to a more moderate amalgamation of the two before he died.
She does it so many times. @1:54 “Tyrannical Sawdust Rex” instead of Tyrannosaurus Rex. 😂 @3:28 “Dickings” instead or Dickens. Also calling it “Oliver’s Twist”. @4:35 “Will I Am Shakespeare” Some of many examples.
@@Lexi-qu5pp Apparently the expert thought she asked who was wrong, and said that the early anarchist author William Godwin was wrong. Don't know what the context was, but Godwin and Byron were quite closely connected, particularly via Godwin's daughter Mary Shelly and her husband.
"Computers think it looked like this, although, eyes also didn't exist back then either, so we can't be sure" This is brilliant on so many levels, and a perfect delivery. God i love this woman haha
as a people pleaser that is just terrified of being judged, she is like a god lmao. Like how does she do all that and not worry about her image, I aspire to be on her level of not giving a crap
Just think, she has to be completely un flappable for these bits to go off or else the bit is completely toast. She has to say these ridiculous things and never *ever* *ever* crack, or corpse, or even grin, ever, or the jig is up. And that's not something many people could even possibly do.
"On maps of the sea, did they show the little hills? You know, the little moving hills with the white bit on top". Guy : the waves? This shit killed me xD
I imagine her as a alien who is trying to learn as much about us as possible
Mork's cousin
“King arthur came a lot, didnt he?”
...sort of a female Mr Bean, with a vastly improved, though still hopelessly lacking vocabulary.
@@95rav legitimately the first thing i thought of when i first discovered her.
And to make it even more funny the Alien is their version of her.
she's actually pretty smart but it's like her character grew up isolated from the world and she's discovering everything for the first time
I related deeply to that description
'Her character' grew up in the north of England.
So 'Isolated from the rest of the world' is actually very appropriate 😁
Absolute genuis. Sheer brilliance. What a lass. 😂😂😂😊
So... she is an alien in disguise
No, it's like her only companion and source of information was her mate paul for the last 20 years
Her ability to leave people speechless is inspiring
thats actually my favourtie part 🤣 their faces are priceless
Especially when they know she's gonna be joking
@@5tarSailorYour flag is pretty!
The face after “came a lot”
not since Mo Rocca dropped his famous one on John McCain has there been such genius
This woman is the living definition of “don’t argue with a stupid person, because they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience” and combines it with dry humour
I was just thinking about how to describe this kind of comedy and that's perfect.
Her mate Paul, and her aunty Carol,😁, have a lot to answer for
Bad take. Nothing stupid about this woman.
@@aabracadavra so true, her innuendo, and some of the messages she's sending and provoking are excruciatingly awkward, and hilarious 😁.
Her mate Paul and aunty Carol have a lot to answer for😳
That why this character is so hilarious. The actress NAILED the wide eyed ignorance.
I was not expecting the," She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week"
"NINE WHOLE DAYS!?"
-Gumball Watterson
And it's kind of true, that is almost a week, it's just a bit more.
I didn't even catch that one, but I loved "for centuries of millennia" 😂
we need a “my mate paul” compilation 😭
Yes!!
Her mate Paul is certainly one of the men in history!
Paul is a man of culture.
Philomena’s Paul is like Ali G’s uncle Jamal.
YESS
"if Shelley is one of the greatest poets in english literature, how come nobody gives a shit about him today?" took me out LMAO
😕 thats a complicated question
The fact that she can make experts stutter like they are clueless about their own subjects 😅
My fav is in the Cunk on Britain series where she starts to talk to this expert about how she’s glad nuclear weapons aren’t a thing and when he corrects her she sits there shocked for a bit and then cries, it was so random, pure gold.
“He’s your favourite?”
“Yes.”
“tHE ONE WHO SLEPT WITH HIS SISTER?!”
Killed me.
It couldn't have done so.
well I- I mean I- (stammers)
so,, who's your favorite targaryen
@@nataliakozie6045 Rhaenys Velaryon played by Eve Best.
@@DaenaeraTargaryen good choice. Though technically she’s velaryon now, but I suppose Alicent isn’t targeryan is she?
Rhaenys is my favourite followed by vizzy
Petition to cast her as The Doctor
I desperately need this
She'd be 1000x better than Jodie Whitaker thats for sure
@@Ben-rz9cf jodie had a couple of scenes that showed she could have been really incredible as the doctor. but she was never WRITTEN as the doctor. she tries really hard to elevate the material, she’s a fantastic actress, but the writing is really bad. it’s like they don’t understand who the doctor is at all.
cunk would be an interesting doctor. her sense of humor would be strange. but i don’t know if she’d be able to pull off the ancientness. so much of her character here is pure detachment, and the doctor is so invested in the things around her. i can’t imagine cunk wanting to save anybody from anything.
No she should be a companion for the ultra intelligent doctor to baffle at her inane ramblings.
@@Alfred_Leonhart Honestly she could play both parts at once.
'Who are you?' is quite possibly the funniest interview question I've ever heard
💀💀💀
“And I will be asking some VERY important questions 😌… Who are you? 🧐”
What if you ask, “who am I?” And wait for them to respond
"for centuries and millennia, man lived outdoors hunting deer and nuts. then one day, it must have rained. and man discovered a new place... indoors"
LMFAOOOOOO
It's all the buildings for me
He was a Cathrineaholic or Catholic for short legitimately broke me a little.
HAHAHA OMG that was funny.
@JZ's BFF a dick?
@JZ's BFF yeah he was an addict, also a dic
Like who is writing this! Fucking genius.
DEAD
I love when she calls the ship’s captain “the king sailor”
Not far from the truth. The Captain WAS the King's sailor.
@@MichaelKingsfordGray also captain was a King on
the ship.
@@romanivantsyk2785 I consider that to be entirely incorrect.
Do you have any references for that assertion?
They certainly have the Monarch's warrant, if the Navy is in a Monarchy, but no more than that.
And how can an US Captain be a King?
Even in port?
I fear that you are in fantasy-land.
@@MichaelKingsfordGray I definitely said "On" the ship, considering captains of that era being nobles or, at least, richier than the whole crew.
Also The King cannot sail with everybody.
Captains are literally viceroys.
@@romanivantsyk2785 Again, where are your references for such a bizarre notion?
I will wager AU$200 that you are incorrect.
As I asked: what about Captains from Republics? The idea that they are Kings of a republic is ludicrous!
If you are so confident, then you will accept my bet.
Again, where are your evidences?
The cinematography, the lighting, the sound, music, everything looks like a serious documentary production ... And then she starts hitting you with those dry humor bricks and you can't get out. You're too immersed and in love with her... lol
Right this is a BBC production . So all these people think this is going to be a serious interview with someone from the BBC and then she shows up.
As far as I‘m concerned they knew at least it would be a comedian. But anyway, if this glorious lady show up, no preparation at all could prevent those wonderful funny things from happening 😅
“Who’s your favorite?”
“Of the kingdoms?”
“No. One direction.”
“I don’t have one.”
“Yeah. Very wise.” 😂😂😂
you can tell he wanted to talk about his favourite kingdom too
"Despite the spoiler in its title, Oliver's Twist doesn't have a twist in the end which come to think of it is a brilliant twist in it self."
😂😂 Pure genius.
In that means it has a twist, which in turn means it doesn't have a twist. And so on.
Well, there is the twist that he’s rich
This women is the answer to world peace
Woman. Women is plural.
I did not know that world peace was a problem that needs answering
@@nemovanhinthem3051 True a better phrasing of the statement would be "This woman is the key to world peace"
@@Memu_ Exactly, that's why I think this exceptional fine women should become prime minister - she is the smartest person in at least two prime ministers even if sticked together
@@fischX woman. Women is plural
4:09 That man sounds like he's on the verge of tears
She's such an energy vampire 😂 she just feeds off confusion and exasperation!
She is energized with-fusion. "Con" is "with" in Italian.
Like Colin Robinson from What We Do in the Shadows!
@@GwynneBloodgood exactly what I was thinking 😂 *sniff sniff* It smells like updog in here 🤔
The "By Ron" for "Byron" is a very underrated line. I nearly fell off my chair when I heard it.
The setup and execution was pure magic. Had tears running down my face afterwards.
the way she lead with "who's (w)ron(g)" is brilliant :D
This is superior writing
Haha.. Same here. I almost choked laughing. Too good.. And that reaction of the professor to that. Seemed he desperately wanted to curse something filthy... (But it's on camera, so control) 😆😆😆🤣
that one took me out for a good five minutes, i'm still not over it
Ok let's be real "stones made of rock or rock made of stones" is an absolutely valid question.
I had to stop to google it and I still don’t have a good answer 😢
a rock solid question
Rock and stone!
@@zecapaugordinho6975 did I hear a rock and stone?
A Breccia is a rock made of stones.
4:52 I can't stop replaying this one, his backpedaling lmao
Historians will write books about the powerful comedic question “what powers a mirror”. This woman is amazing 😂
Easy, mirrors are light-powered.
@@lagrangepoint9386 Mirrors are "powered" by quantum mechanics. If you'd assume that it just reflects all visable light, it would be white and you wouldn't see a reflection, since that is what happens when all light is reflected (like a white sheet of paper). A mirror is not white, so it's a tad bit more complicated than that, it has to do with probabilities of wether the light can be reflected or not. There are YT-videos explaining it way better than I ever could, it's quite intresting (at least for a nerd like me).
@@victorcapel2755 That's nice and all, but have you heard of my mate Paul?
@@lagrangepoint9386 Haha, I hear he's one of a kind.
@@victorcapel2755 tbh that is kinda interesting
Good lord, It's been years since I found a comedian that would literally have me in tears laughing. This woman is pure gold.
😂😂🤣 SHE IS TROLLING THE CRASH COURSE PHYSICS PBS LADY THIS IS AMAZING
she is god
She's great, but the writers deserve some credit as well.
@@trevorlambert4226 writers are great there. Okay now let's go back to her
I don't think I've ever laughed this hard ever.
Philomena: He was your favorite? The one who slept with his sister?
Expert: [Panicked backpedaling]
why are there 603 likes and 0 replies
i would’ve thought some spacker would be here sweating their arse off trying to find something wrong with this comment
Timestamp?
@@mygills3050 4:52
The only time she's morally right
@John Cake yup
I don't know what this is but I do know I love it. This woman's ability to physically stun people with just words is astounding. You can just hear the gears in their heads coming to a screeching halt.
I love her ‘got hammered after work, had three hours sleep, wearing yesterday’s clothes and make up to my office job that I f**cking hate’ look
your description of her is scarily accurate 😂😂
Alright, you don't look like that, but you have a similar face to hers. You look like the blonde version of her.
I’ll take that ad a compliment, thanks! She’s ace
"If it wasn't for the suffragette's , I wouldn't be standing here right now. I'd be in a kitchen... where I belong." 🤣
She is based
in the kitchen.
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯
lmao most unexpected thing to hear
She does
This caught me so of guard 😂😂😂
Calling Henry the 8th catholic is actually the funniest shit for me
Well he was. He wrote a book defending the Catholic Church against Protestantism. In reward the Pope gave him the title Defender of the Faith.
@@jeremypnet I didn't know that Catholic Church had such big issue with ants. Or I mixed it up and they were believing in ants?
@@jeremypnet Yeah but then he stopped when he couldn’t divorce 😂
He was a Catholic. Like pretty much all European royals, he was Catholic until the time of the Reformation when he embraced elements of Protestantism to justify the break from Rome. Towards the end of his life, around the Catherine Howard marriage period, he partially embraced Catholicism again, before returning to a more moderate amalgamation of the two before he died.
@@Steellmor never heard that one before
Her delivery is pure gold. If she is also writing the stuff she deserves a Nobel prize or two.
The lightning-quick narrowing of the eyes at 2:15 in anticipation of such dribble is hilarious.
i feel so bad for the blonde woman about King Arthur who is just visibly dying inside
@@romulusnr did he cumalot though
I love when she mispronounces things.
She does it so deadpan.
Where ?
@@rme1383 Walliam Willace at 4:36
She does it so many times.
@1:54 “Tyrannical Sawdust Rex” instead of Tyrannosaurus Rex. 😂
@3:28 “Dickings” instead or Dickens. Also calling it “Oliver’s Twist”.
@4:35 “Will I Am Shakespeare”
Some of many examples.
@@vijaynair2403 thank you I only got the Oliver's Twist one
@@rme1383
You got it. Diane Morgan cracks me up.
She’s a treasure. I also love redheads! So there’s that too!
😊
She has become my recent obsession, thank you for this gift of a compilation
It has for me too, it's because of UA-cam shorts
me too
😃Me too!!
The character had been around since at least 2013 FYI. See Charlie Brookers Screen wipe or weekly wipe.
She's finally been noticed by the UA-cam algorithm. Now she be goin' places.
legend says that the man is still stuttering up until this day
Exceptionally funny videos are probably not the place to post tedious recycled UA-cam jokes.
"he had six wives all named Catherine, he was a Catherineholic or Catholic in short"😂😂😂
The fact her questions are so advanced because of how many fundamentals it confuses is amazing
"..pissed to the bollocks on rum". Philomena is pure, joyful, comedy gold.
It’s not far from the truth though.
You'd have to be to sail that little thing around the world.
I read this comment just as she said it 😂
"I'll be shouting at helicopters!" "I'll start one sentence in one place. AND FINISH IT IN ANOTHER!"
😂😂😂😂
You can say what you want about the British, but their humor is unmatched.
"Will I am Shakespeare "😂
I've been saying William Shake S. Pierre for years, and now I find I've been doing it wrong. You have to deconstruct the William bit.
The one who wrote all the poems and signed them 'By Ron' 😂😂 That caught me off guard
What was the joke I genuinely didn’t get it ☹️
@@Lexi-qu5pp Byron is the actual name of the poet.
@@Lexi-qu5pp Apparently the expert thought she asked who was wrong, and said that the early anarchist author William Godwin was wrong. Don't know what the context was, but Godwin and Byron were quite closely connected, particularly via Godwin's daughter Mary Shelly and her husband.
@@barneylaurance1865 Mary Shelly and Byron were alive at the same time? They always seemed to me like figures of very different eras...?
she would probably pronounce the comma in Alfred, Lord Tennyson 's name too
She brings attention to interesting subjects through deadpan humour and intelligent stupidity, she's amazing.
What the fuck why did I lose it at “the noise was probably deafening… luckily, ears didnt exist yet” 😭😭😭
“I’d be in a kitchen, where I belong”
I swear I will never be able to predict what comes out of her mouth 😂
4:36 'No one knew what Walliam Willace looked like.' I can't believe how hard I laughed at this stupid line hahaha!
Hollywood scientists! 😂
Please mind your spilling.
Me too!
"Too stunned to speak" is an adjective that could be given to many of her interactions
All of these incredible bits, and the one that absolutely destroyed me was "she ruled for nine glorious days. Almost a week."
2:54 That's the epitome of being speechless...
i'm no sure should laugh or feel sorry
4:05 she literally broke him😂
Which episode is this? I need to see this,😂😂😂😂
@@ishant5062 I have no idea I’m sorry
Legends say he is still thinking
what question did she ask him?
Lol I think she asked him if “stones are rocks, or if rocks are stones”
Bruh the "These are pretty shit by today's standards" when talking about the stone age knives- 😂😂😂
"But at the time they were cutting edge... because they had a cutting edge" is so wonderful
"she gloriously ruled for 9 days - almost a week"
"Computers think it looked like this, although, eyes also didn't exist back then either, so we can't be sure"
This is brilliant on so many levels, and a perfect delivery. God i love this woman haha
Part of it's brilliance is because she's not wrong!
“It was deafening, but good thing ears didn’t exist back then.”
When idiocy is accuracy
I love how sincere she sounds
"she ruled for nine glorious days, almost a week"
as a people pleaser that is just terrified of being judged, she is like a god lmao. Like how does she do all that and not worry about her image, I aspire to be on her level of not giving a crap
King Arthur came a lot, didnt he? How am i suppose to watch whole video if i'm already dead after first 5 seconds?
It's because he played with his Lancelot
HAHAHAHAH I knoooowwwwww
"As well as boring, they're also shit by today's standard" lives with me
3:15 love this joke
1:27 "erm... gosh that's a tricky question in the sense that there are definately... degrees... of...."
"DinoaurS came in manY flævours"
“She was a Katherine-aholic... or catholic for short”😭
“King Arthur Came-a-lot, didn’t they?” 🤣
Thanks. I didn't get that haha
I love how the historian lady needed a moment to process that one.
The historian lady was bamboozled
0:03 Fate fanart be like:
this reaction when she asks when they're going to translate Jane Austen into proper English is the best 🤣 3:52
well, she did say things like 'sennight' and 'not three and twenty'
This lady will calm any nerve down. Best laugh therapy ever
"What powers a mirror" made me do a spit take
"Then one day, It must have rained, and man discovered a new place. INDOORS!"
Thank god for that glorious rain.
3:00 vey vey wise in deed
“It was cutting edge because it had a cutting edge” ☠️
One of my favourite lines too
her deadpan deliveries are so good sometimes lmao
sometimes? you mean every single time?
Just think, she has to be completely un flappable for these bits to go off or else the bit is completely toast. She has to say these ridiculous things and never *ever* *ever* crack, or corpse, or even grin, ever, or the jig is up. And that's not something many people could even possibly do.
"On maps of the sea, did they show the little hills? You know, the little moving hills with the white bit on top".
Guy : the waves?
This shit killed me xD
This made me laugh for 15 minutes straight and this is the best thing that has happened this week
2:10 this one broke me
Are you a wild horse?
Lol me too
It's weirdly phylosophical though
@@oslidd Philosophy is mental masturbation.
It's like your intrusive thoughts have taken over your brain
the age of the hill human, and her saying that he couldn't be very old because of his wood, had me chuckling for a full min.
Where can I read up on that hill guy? Never heard of him before, seems fascinating.
@@weareallbornmad410 It’s the Cerne Abbas giant.
"Before roads, you had to stand on the edge of your village and see how far you could jump" Comedy GOLD!
4:02 I love that line. I gotta start using it at work.
Sometimes my Jack Russell looks at me in exactly the same way as these scholars look at Philomena.
The Catholic One is killing me
Oh dear. You should quickly contact an undertaker.
She just started appearing on my fyp and it's love at first sight, this is so entertaining
"No one knew what he looked like until Hollywood scientists discovered that Willy Willis looked exact like Mel Gibson" 🤣🤣🤣
Been going through a hard time, these help so much 😂❤️
If Im not laughing, I would be crying
@@chazlabreck for real 😔
The whole noise in space joke deserves an award. For a second when she said "Luckily..." I thought she was actually going to break character 🤣
That awkward pause after "King Author Came-a-lot" gave me enough time recover😅😅
I freaking love this woman!!! No matter how down I get sometimes, she never fails to make me smile. Tysm
The sequel we really needed
This woman can kill. I'm convinced, I almost died.
So glad so many people are discovering this gem, remember watching the Christmas special with family it was great
2:38 The fact that what she said isn't technically wrong is the essence of what makes her so hilarious
0:34 is fcking hilarious 😭
She’s so good at acting dumb it becomes genuinely difficult to watch at points
2:56 She ruled for 9 glorious days, almost a week
Caught me off guard lol
It was a mistake to have a snack while watching this video. I almost choked of laughter two times lmao
I cannot put to words how much I love her.
That Big Bang comment about ears not existing is probably the most right thing she’s ever said
She’s so genius. I love her comedy
The "By ron" joke killed me
Thank you so much for uploading stuff like this. Genuinely never heard of her and now I absolutely need to see more.
4:52 that was actually brilliant😂
please give me the original link😂
I haven't laughed this much in probably months. I've found my favorite comedian.
5:00 just saving it for memes don't mind me